Audio is straight from: • Chicken Invaders 2 Mai... I just wanted a non-extended version Clear inspiration: • [Garry's Mod] The Myst... That is how mafia works
SCP 9000-J Bearded Expense Object Class: Apollyon Special Containment Procedures: None, if you hear his call, *run* Description: SCP 9000-J is a man of Russian descent. He is fatter than most individuals and has a black suit. He wears sunglasses and has a beard. Sometimes when someone is walking, (now called SCP 9000-1-J) the subject sees SCP 9000-J, flying through the sky phasing through objects. When this happens, SCP 9000-J will look at SCP 9000-1-J and emit a song reminiscent of [REDACTED] If SCP 9000-1-J hears said song, SCP 9000-J will relentlessly follow SCP 9000-1-J at speeds ranging from 40 mph to [REDACTED], often breaking the sound barrier. If SCP 9000-J catches up with SCP 9000-1-J then SCP 9000-J will [REDACTED] and leave the subject severely traumatized. Do not attempt to surprise the individuals affected by this. They will go into shock more often than others for unknown reasons. If SCP 9000-J is mentioned near the subject, SCP 9000-1-J will sing the song that SCP 9000-J emitted. The subject then starts to experience severe PTSD symptoms while singing the song. If subject goes 365 days without hearing, seeing or mentioning SCP 9000-J then they will be no longer affected by SCP 9000-J. Another side effect is they start watching the RUclips channels, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. If they encounter SCP 9000-J again in this period, they will start to dance and enjoy SCP 9000-J’s presence. If they encounter SCP 9000-J before the 365 days have passed, then the symptoms will be more severe and the amount of days to recover have been reset. If they experience SCP 9000-J for too many times, they have a massive chance to commit suicide from the trauma. Side Notes: SCP 9000-J can only affect one person at a time. SCP 9000-J, even though dangerous, can be quite friendly if you do not try to run. If this happens, you will be spared, and you will befriend SCP 9000-J. Intrestingly enough, SCP 9000-J is very weak to explosives. Nothing else works. None. Often seen in obscure places. 50% of these cases were from Racetracks, 35% in sewers, holes, rat holes???? and dark alleyways. 10% in urban areas and 5% in rural areas. SCP 9000-J is often associated with another SCP, named “The Scoundrels”.
@@Niiue someone else made an scp comment on the soundsmith april fools 2019 video for the greenscreen bearded expense kazotsky, and someone should combine them on the wiki
My brain: Don’t you have work to do? If you’re going to watch RUclips, you should watch something interesting and new Me: I’m gonna watch this for the 50th time
Soundsmith: Sentro Sentro: yes? Soundsmith: he’s done, hasn’t he? Sentro: Yes he has Soundsmith: he surpassed full powered Shaggy. Honestly, what an incredible guy.
This is some serious nostalgia since my dad had chicken invaders 2 downloaded on our family PC when I was like 5. I remember him playing it in his free time after work and was amazed when he got to the final boss. this game is a national treasure to me.
WARNING: watching this video for more than 5 seconds will melt your eyes out of their sockets and cause your eardrums to explode, as the form and sound of a god is too much to comprehend for a mortal being. You have been warned.
@@Cyan_Scug Secondary Warning: be sure that when attempting this with corresponding circumstances that you engage in proper sound tests, to ensure that you can drop bottom without bottoming out.
i was watching this when i first got up this morning. it sounded like it was in a deeper pitch first getting up, compared to when im actually awake. sciene.
Funny thing about this is that me and my grandma played this game all the time when I was younger so every time I get a laugh from this I'm reminded of that, she's still alive
Lyrics: (Chicken language) [Intro] ia vuvuvuvu voo vuvuvii [Chorus] ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu [Verse 1] i a wooru wuru woo wu woo rooroo ia do do do droo du do i a wooru woi woi woi woi woo vu voo ia do do do droo du do i a duru doi do doi do du ru doo ia do do do droo du do i a duru doo dou dou [Chorus] ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu, ia vuvuvu, iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu [Verse 2] i ia wu wooru woi wo wo woi woo woi wuiru wuiru wuiru weeym way wururum way ruru rum rum rum rum, room, room (then it repeats)
Yeah
*YEAAAAH*
YEEEEAAAAH
Rat
Affirmative response
Lv100 rat king
When I ask out a girl and she says yes
@@Yankovah ouch
@@Yankovah ...next to her
Because you already asked her out 2 months ago
*wakes up*
*GAMING TIME*
how do i ask someone out
My last 2 braincells right before an exam
I only see 1 braincell, where's the other one?
BlueDucky dancing
in the moonlight
Szakusiek spotlight, yuh, moonlight
One’s playing the music, the other is jammin out
Loki: I have an army!
Tony Stark: We have a hulk
SoundSmith: We have a Lvl. 50 Bearded Expense
I have dirt!
random people: We have LOGIC
Funny how the thumbnail looks like stark
He got all the dead rats
i see we have finnaly found out how bearded created the universe
The big beard
Thats the milky way dumbass
@@jimmyneutron8702 woah dude he was joking
There was a moment when there was nothing but green screen, then the holy Bearded Expense descended from gmod
Ｙ ｅ ｓ
If you hear this while walking *RUN* it might not work... but just run
SCP 9000-J
Bearded Expense
Object Class: Apollyon
Special Containment Procedures: None, if you hear his call, *run*
Description: SCP 9000-J is a man of Russian descent. He is fatter than most individuals and has a black suit. He wears sunglasses and has a beard.
Sometimes when someone is walking, (now called SCP 9000-1-J) the subject sees SCP 9000-J, flying through the sky phasing through objects. When this happens, SCP 9000-J will look at SCP 9000-1-J and emit a song reminiscent of [REDACTED]
If SCP 9000-1-J hears said song, SCP 9000-J will relentlessly follow SCP 9000-1-J at speeds ranging from 40 mph to [REDACTED], often breaking the sound barrier. If SCP 9000-J catches up with SCP 9000-1-J then SCP 9000-J will [REDACTED] and leave the subject severely traumatized. Do not attempt to surprise the individuals affected by this. They will go into shock more often than others for unknown reasons. If SCP 9000-J is mentioned near the subject, SCP 9000-1-J will sing the song that SCP 9000-J emitted. The subject then starts to experience severe PTSD symptoms while singing the song. If subject goes 365 days without hearing, seeing or mentioning SCP 9000-J then they will be no longer affected by SCP 9000-J. Another side effect is they start watching the RUclips channels, [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]. If they encounter SCP 9000-J again in this period, they will start to dance and enjoy SCP 9000-J’s presence. If they encounter SCP 9000-J before the 365 days have passed, then the symptoms will be more severe and the amount of days to recover have been reset.
If they experience SCP 9000-J for too many times, they have a massive chance to commit suicide from the trauma.
Side Notes:
SCP 9000-J can only affect one person at a time.
SCP 9000-J, even though dangerous, can be quite friendly if you do not try to run. If this happens, you will be spared, and you will befriend SCP 9000-J.
Intrestingly enough, SCP 9000-J is very weak to explosives. Nothing else works. None.
Often seen in obscure places. 50% of these cases were from Racetracks, 35% in sewers, holes, rat holes???? and dark alleyways. 10% in urban areas and 5% in rural areas.
SCP 9000-J is often associated with another SCP, named “The Scoundrels”.
@Niiue you took to much time out of your own for this GLORIOUS piece
@@Niiue someone else made an scp comment on the soundsmith april fools 2019 video for the greenscreen bearded expense kazotsky, and someone should combine them on the wiki
Sara Francescucci i do this quite a bit infact. i don't even notice it
W H A T I S C H A S I N G M E
That is how Bearded Expense works
Jackson Cuevas level 60 rat king
I'm not laughing
He rat
This is how mafia works lel
This is how Bearded Expense was meant to be played
And this is how it feels, to be Bearded Expense. *TF2 Main theme ends*
Believing Bearded Expense is God has got to be a religion.
what do you mean? i thought it was just common knowledge?
PloobFace the Q&A, soundSmith said bearded is not a man nor a God, he’s bearded
@@synth2257 all god are born from Bearded nipples
Erutan Egaro you got more of the bearded bible?
He rat
My brain: Don’t you have work to do? If you’re going to watch RUclips, you should watch something interesting and new
Me: I’m gonna watch this for the 50th time
lol
Soundsmith: Sentro
Sentro: yes?
Soundsmith: he’s done, hasn’t he?
Sentro: Yes he has
Soundsmith: he surpassed full powered Shaggy. Honestly, what an incredible guy.
What video was that from?
@@jacer445u5 It's a reference to Dragon Ball Super's Tournament arc: Specifically the part where Goku achieves Ultra Instinct for the first time.
"I respect that"
lv.100 boss
*rat king
lv. 999 rat god
lvl 1337 rat king
@@name-di5gs lvl 2,000 Rat overmind
@@ImprisionArchieves lvl 694201337 [Ultra Rat Universal God]
Mr. Stark, I feel so good...
Lvl 100 Big Gamer
So... This was how bearded was created? Ok
aboxinabox bearded was never created he just... was.
@@lynneross2115 damn, you're right how could I be so foolish.
He will forgive you aboxinabox
@@lynneross2115 Thank the gods
Sturtr Renaissance he never *was,* he still *is*
>tfw the guy who created this video is the same guy who made the IDPD Sans mashup
Hmm
Is nice
Yes
I like this
Lvl 1(rat) + lvl 15 (Goon he killed) =Lvl 60 Rat Bo$$
That's how mafia Works, children.
yeah
And now he's waiting for someone to kill that train lake monster
This is some serious nostalgia since my dad had chicken invaders 2 downloaded on our family PC when I was like 5. I remember him playing it in his free time after work and was amazed when he got to the final boss. this game is a national treasure to me.
oh yeah I forgot this song was from an actual game
@@jme7046 most people here don't even know that game, in my country tho it was a great hit
wow same for me my dad too played it .
This is the proof that Bearded Expense can defeat Shaggy.
But can he beat me or Matt from Wii Sports?
But can he beat goku?
@@impinator-z4085 yes
When you find diamonds in minecraft
Bearded Expense War Paint confirmed?
Me when I finally upgrade my sentry to level 4
spy gaming vs engineer gaming
battle confirmed?
we all know Bearded Expense will win the fight
@@diegobrando1788 or a fucking piano that just falls on their faces
[Soundsmith gmod reference]
THIS
IS,
GODDDDDDDDD
Ronan Duke no this is Patrick
Science has shown that this is the last immage the human brain sees before diyng, could this be god himself?
The Prophecy is true...
When your mom let's you buy robux
2,5 bobux
10 bobux
@@michaelr113 and?
@@michaelr113 u poopyhead >:)
@@michaelr113 ok michaelr113
when you find the tomb of the lost pharaoh and get its precious metals and riches beyond belief
I'm jut crying and laughing, not only because I remember Bearded's earrape but also that I loved this fucking game.
I love Bearded's stuff, he puts me in a good mood. I spam this in the mic btw
this song is a certified hood classic
This is how Bearded Expense created the universe
Yep Big Bang never happened
Actually if multiverses exists, bearded expense may have created the chicken invaders universe
Pretty gamer
Very gamer*
@@OptionalGenii no
Anyone wanna dock cocks?
WARNING: watching this video for more than 5 seconds will melt your eyes out of their sockets and cause your eardrums to explode, as the form and sound of a god is too much to comprehend for a mortal being.
You have been warned.
Additional information: This only happens if you have ultraloud speakers or max volume headphones
Proceed with caution.
@@Cyan_Scug Secondary Warning: be sure that when attempting this with corresponding circumstances that you engage in proper sound tests, to ensure that you can drop bottom without bottoming out.
finally found it.
Yes lad
Welcome, to the underground
when your microwave pizza is ready
Me: plays sniper
The free to play at least trying to dodge:
Perfect
Whenever i need a song to celebrate, i come back here. Doesn't matter what it is, this song goes with any victory
Thats pretty epic
now you just have to make it sound exactly like it's directly from bearded's microphone
Bearded Expense will forever be both a comedian and an SCP.
Bearded Expense dancing to this.
*You could make a religion out of this.*
No don't
Ro Yes
It already is
BEARDISM
BILL WURTZ MOMENT
Kinda sad to see the OG meaning of this song gone,what makes it worse the chicken invaders series was a big part of my childhood(still is now)
When your wife falls off the roof but she lands in the family guy death pose:
The 8 dislikes are people that have had friends or family killed my The Overmind
I freakin like this man, he will be a legend forever to me
Lvl 100 Bearded Expense
yes
The Creature
When you successfully trick stab a good player.
And this kids is a reconstruction of how we think god created the universe
This is revolutionary.
This song is a constant Eargasm
Level 60 Rat King
This was stuck in my head for the LONGEST TIME and I couldnt find it, all I knew was bearded used it in a video once
look in soundsmith's gmod videos
he has it
I want this to be an actual taunt with this theme playing and for Heavy Weapons Guy
Am I the only one who’s sully played the game as child and remembered the song
Nah ah! There's me also
A wise man once said:"we can make a religion after this"
you are an OG if you played this growing up. I sure did.
i was watching this when i first got up this morning.
it sounded like it was in a deeper pitch first getting up, compared to when im actually awake.
sciene.
Me when I'm losing an argument but the other person makes a spelling mistake:
Giant Bearded Expense looks out over us all. Then he opens his mouth and this is what comes out.
The ultimate lifeform going infinitly though space with this in his head forever
holy crap
it's the real heavy tf2
Leaked footage of bearded expense not sounding depressed
550 Likes.
0 Dislikes.
Is this the greatest video on the internet?
Yeah
did you forget the dislikes have been removed
this works way too damn well
Wait, who the hell disliked this video? WHO ON THIS EARTH WOULD NOT LIKE THIS MASTERPIECE??!!!
It's just another reminder of the inevitability of time
because some people dont like the song
@@WingedTophat if that is the case, why would they click on the video
@@thepanman674 to dislike it
@@WingedTophat well that's just a son of a gun
For some reason, and I know it's Heavy.. but the thumbnail looks like Joakim Brodén when zoomed in that close xD
Bearded expense KNOWS your location
When Tony Stark makes another unnecessary vibranium suit
This man haunts me
Bearded invasion2 : the next wave
When you hear a new update comes out for team fortress 2
I played this on 1.5x speed and it sounds like a Mario kart track when your on the final lap
Blessed video
That is how mafia works
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and hear this.
THE FIEND, THE HOST, AND THE YOUNG!!!
When the hot pocket isn't cold in the middle
"scientist have found out what you see just before death, could this be God?"
Bearded Expense: *_PANS A FUCKING KAZOTSKY KICKING HOOVY TO DEATH THEN A GIGANTIC FUCKING AK-47 DROPS AND THE OTHER HOOVY RUNS OFF TO HIS MAMA_*
Leaked footage of bearded's brain creating the funniest skit ever
“I have…I have an idea”
I wonder how the creators of this song would feel if they found out its only relevance as of today is because of Bearded Expense
Funny thing about this is that me and my grandma played this game all the time when I was younger so every time I get a laugh from this I'm reminded of that, she's still alive
Spoilers, there's a cock at the end
Lyrics: (Chicken language)
[Intro]
ia vuvuvuvu voo vuvuvii
[Chorus]
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu
[Verse 1]
i a wooru wuru woo wu woo rooroo
ia do do do droo du do
i a wooru woi woi woi woi woo vu voo
ia do do do droo du do
i a duru doi do doi do du ru doo
ia do do do droo du do
i a duru doo dou dou
[Chorus]
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, i a vuvuvu,
ia vuvuvu, iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu iumu
[Verse 2]
i ia wu wooru woi wo wo woi
woo woi wuiru wuiru wuiru weeym
way wururum
way ruru rum rum rum rum, room, room
(then it repeats)
*a fine addition to my soundboard*
It's.. It's... (sheds a single teardrop) it's beautiful...
Legends say if you slow it down you will summon the overmind
What is Bearded you may ask?
He isnt part of the Mafia. HE IS the Mafia
Bearded Invaders 2: The Next Meme
I completely forgot I had this on youtube
I turned on my computer and opened up google
and then this shit played
never been more turned on in my life
When you finally beat all the data battles
This game has no right to have such a BANGER of a theme holy
Oh so it was CI2 theme. Now I understand why I can’t recall it(I played CI2 12 years ago)
The fiend: the fiend
The Host: the Host
The Young: The Young
Little kids:shaggy is the most powerful being!
Men:
Ever since the scoundrels video I always think of that one fucking scene and its so hype
my body when i finally drink water
Always stay hydrated for maximum gaming gamer effectiveness
Hydration
Teacher: whats so funny?
Me: Nothing
My brain:
"Eh, Whateva."
-Bearded Expense, Peace and Blessings be upon him