Yeah, I can tell about the lies stuff because the Dark Tetra Dualies were straight up made by Tentatek. No other companies or inklings/octolings involved.
Hey Vic! here's an actual canon splatoon fact: Splat (the company that mkes the splat weapons) almost didn't release the splat dualies because they couldnt get them to fire enough ink at a high enough speed, until one employee recommended that an inkling just hold two in each hand and the problem was solved
"Dang it! This new weapon isn't firing fast enough! It'll never be unique enough if it's this slow!" "Uhhh, sir?" "What is it, Inkolton?" "What if we had the user use 2 of them and call them the Splat Dualies?" "No, that's so idiotic!... Wait... What if the user was given 2 of them to use! And we would call them the Splat Dualies because there is 2 of them?! I'VE DONE IT AGAIN, I'M A GENIUS!" "..."
As a Squelchers connoisseur I can confirm that we did use our weapons as flying darts for after splatfest parties! We don't do them anymore after one incident though...
when there are two squids or octolings with inkbrushes in opposing teams, it will be just a matter of time for the swordfight to happend, i know it because i'm also an inkbrush main
As a Hydra Splatling main who is also in marching band, I can confirm that we do in fact try to cheat the system to make drum sets. We actually use the one per customer rule to our advantage and get everyone in band to get one, which allows us to make an entire percussion section. We used these to win the state competition last year and go to nationals (We actually did win state and go to nationals last year)
As a fellow marching band hydra main, I can confirm my band also did this, but excluding most of the actual drumline. Our playing of the hydra drums was initially below par, but we improved rapidly after booting all but two drumline members due to them disrupting rehearsal constantly.
This was a very hilarious video. I love how you made up all of the fake fakes. Especially the one about the splashomatic. I love these funny videos Vic. I can’t wait to see more
Did you know? The Hydra Splatling was originally going to be a quad-quad barrel splatling with the four sub-barrels spinning in the opposite direction. This design will be introduced later this year.
I remember when they banned Moray Towers, Skipper Pavillion, New Albacore Hotel, and a bunch of other maps just because Naut players kept using the weapon to blind opponents, making use of the maps' outdoor environment to use the sun.
4:48 quick fact: flamethrower tanks in war were also blowing up due to penetration with hot bullets. sometimes if people got desperate they THREW the flamethrower onto enemy positions. Maybe we can finally get a clean sweep of salmon with the l-3??? 👀
This is hilarious, I love it. This kinda sounds like a news bulletin, where Vic is reading off all the strange news Splatsville has had in the past week
This is the funniest video I've seen so far. Great job and keep up the awesome work. Btw, this needs a series 2 for when new weapons come out via updates.
Did you know? It was only recently made illegal to load a water cooler bottle into a heavy splatling! The new law came about when a very drunk inkling decided to have some fun playing some turf war, resulting in many hospitalizations for water burns!
That marker clash blaster thing would be cursed, imagine 1000 angle shooters shot near you by someone who sneakily replaced the Crayons with angle shooters
As a sloshing machine main I do confirm that my tentacles do get stuck 5 times a day. Sadly us machine players can not do bucket stacking because all tentacles will get stuck or jammed at least once for each player.
As an Undercover Brella main, me and some of my friends tried to float down from my balcony with our Undercover Brellas. Did not go well, we all had to be hospitalized due to broken bones.
I'm listening to this in the background and everytime I hear something weird about the weapons I go "wait really?" and then proceed to remind myself that these are fake facts.
as an n-zap main, I can confirm that not only the weapon is a boomerang, but those who wield it are, too! go in the opponents base run out the opponents base go in the opponents base go out-
heheheheh I legit went back and redid some of them before posting this because I had better ideas as I went 😭 just wait til we get MORE weapons by the end of this game’s update cycle!
The Powerpuff Heavy Splatling (Splash Wall / Trizooka) was banned in Splatsville after the weapon was deemed broken. They thought the weapon gives superpowers, but instead it was a headgear item that gave all the powers. The weapon might be unbanned soon.
As a Zink mini splatting main I can confirm that I have accidentally thrown it instead of toxic mist. I was then sued the next day because it landed on some jellyfish's head.
As a Bambloozer main, I can confirm that we often take bites out of them. or at least that's what I'd say if I had Sploon oh also kudos to whoever did the captions
Most of these sound like Florida Man articles in Splatoon. 5:51 No cap, I've gotten so used to the Inkbrush's speed that the Octobrush and all rollers except for the Big Swig and maybe the Carbon are impossible for me to use.
As a dapples noveau player, i can say that the idea of the weapons being used as a lasso first sprouted when someone mentioned riding the reefslider shark like a cowboys seahorse
12:22. If it was up to me, actually, the Splat Brella would have Sprinkler and Ink Storm again. With Triple Inkstrike, the Splat Brella feels too much like a Slosher.
As a wiper user, i often have the urge to bash not my enemies' heads, but my own teammates' after i lose a series of anarchy battles. Its such a hard urge to suppress!
3:39 Markers, markers??? C'mon people, the best thing to replace crayons in the Clash Blaster would be something that can also be pencil sharpened. I would've used those graphite pencils sold in sketch pencil sets, now that'd be a good replacement!
I like to imagine that this is her OC talking, and not telling lies, but telling the truth and making the title say they're lies so Sheldon won't be sued.
8:59 I don't see how that would work, because the slide created by a Zipcaster dissipates when you grapple. And anyway, if it was up to me the Slosher Deco would have Splash Wall and Big Bubbler.
As the honorary Splatana Wiper main “round these parts”, I can confirm giving your enemies a good ol’ bonk on the head will, indeed, earn you a three-week ban. However, doing the same with your funny hammer does not result in you receiving any penalty whatsoever
It’s clear to me now that the painting buff for the Splatana Wiper must have been implemented to lower the number of cephalopods committing crimes like this 👁
With both the splatana wiper and stamper you can actually do damage without any ink in your tank but it does minimal damage and you have to be in melee range.
dynamos fact is true. i tried it out for a while and got used to jumping without vertical flicking, and i still sometimes mess up vertical flicking normally on other rollers
I did go into this expecting to hear e-liter is very short ranged or something like that first thing I hear: sploosh was the first weapon you could wear on your head
As a splat roller main, I can confirm we have created works of art so great that no one can comprehend it, we simply exist on a higher plane (even higher than inkbrushes)
dear judd. hello. i know the crimes you have committed towards me. I know it is tempting to make yourself look the most fluffy, but my bristles are very important to me. otherwise i have to use… euggh… inkbrush bristles. be a good kitty sincerely, taxe
As a dapple main, I can confirm that it was invented to clean your teeth, buuuuuut it also works as a weapon. Also the dapple duelies nouveau do NOT make a good lasso. Trust me.
But I saw my brother wearing the Splosh-o-Matic on his head in a match once... Also that Aerospray RG modification needs some Grizzo Tect to not explode. Thank God I'm a good engineer (remembers about Among Us) Oh....
*smacks the front of this video*
THIS BABY CAN HOLD SO MANY LIES.
how many to be exact?
also 1:13
OMG WE NEED MORE OF THIS PLZ! also will you still be doing splatoon 3 sunday funday private battles this week? its christmas too
@@crystalcat3696 I’ll be doing private battles on Sunday night AFTER Christmas!! Thank you for enjoying my goofy silly video too hehe
Yeah, I can tell about the lies stuff because the Dark Tetra Dualies were straight up made by Tentatek. No other companies or inklings/octolings involved.
As someone who used aerospray with mpu in 2, I can confirm increasing its inking does make it explode. Especially when surrounded by enemies.
Hey Vic! here's an actual canon splatoon fact: Splat (the company that mkes the splat weapons) almost didn't release the splat dualies because they couldnt get them to fire enough ink at a high enough speed, until one employee recommended that an inkling just hold two in each hand and the problem was solved
I hope that inkling got a raise
2 in each hand? that requires some dexterity
"Dang it! This new weapon isn't firing fast enough! It'll never be unique enough if it's this slow!"
"Uhhh, sir?"
"What is it, Inkolton?"
"What if we had the user use 2 of them and call them the Splat Dualies?"
"No, that's so idiotic!... Wait... What if the user was given 2 of them to use! And we would call them the Splat Dualies because there is 2 of them?! I'VE DONE IT AGAIN, I'M A GENIUS!"
"..."
@@cjlite0210 "By the way Inkolton, you're fired!"
As a Squelchers connoisseur I can confirm that we did use our weapons as flying darts for after splatfest parties! We don't do them anymore after one incident though...
dualies or normal? because i only ever saw dualies used
Please do not mention the incident of that one inkling being, uh, "removed", after getting hit with the jet squelcher again.
As an inkbrush main, i can confirm that we do indeed swordfight with them
Thank you for the confirmation!! Best of luck in your next engagement 👍🏼🗡
As an octobrush main, i can confirm that i also swordfight
As another inkbrush main, sometimes those swordfights can get out of hand and lead to large amounts of property damage
when there are two squids or octolings with inkbrushes in opposing teams, it will be just a matter of time for the swordfight to happend, i know it because i'm also an inkbrush main
As another Inkbrush main. When two people use the brushes for sword fights. Both users die resulting in a draw.
As a Hydra Splatling main who is also in marching band, I can confirm that we do in fact try to cheat the system to make drum sets. We actually use the one per customer rule to our advantage and get everyone in band to get one, which allows us to make an entire percussion section. We used these to win the state competition last year and go to nationals (We actually did win state and go to nationals last year)
As a fellow marching band hydra main, I can confirm my band also did this, but excluding most of the actual drumline. Our playing of the hydra drums was initially below par, but we improved rapidly after booting all but two drumline members due to them disrupting rehearsal constantly.
I can confirm, as a JR main myself these VJR and CJR facts are 100% true.
Can’t wait to fire 75 torpedos on New Years
On new years I’ll shout “75 TORPEDOES!”
This was a very hilarious video. I love how you made up all of the fake fakes. Especially the one about the splashomatic. I love these funny videos Vic. I can’t wait to see more
The return of fake weapon facts! But still, these are REALLY well done. (The splattershot Nova actually does look like a water bottle gun.)
I also saw in that vid you were playing with Izzy! Fun!
Did you know?
The Hydra Splatling was originally going to be a quad-quad barrel splatling with the four sub-barrels spinning in the opposite direction. This design will be introduced later this year.
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I remember when they banned Moray Towers, Skipper Pavillion, New Albacore Hotel, and a bunch of other maps just because Naut players kept using the weapon to blind opponents, making use of the maps' outdoor environment to use the sun.
So there was a period of time where only indoor maps were allowed, but I wasn't a part of battles back then.
1:27 genuinely embarrased that all this time I didn't realize the tentatek logo was meant to look like the inkling eye mask
4:48
quick fact: flamethrower tanks in war were also blowing up due to penetration with hot bullets. sometimes if people got desperate they THREW the flamethrower onto enemy positions. Maybe we can finally get a clean sweep of salmon with the l-3???
👀
This is hilarious, I love it. This kinda sounds like a news bulletin, where Vic is reading off all the strange news Splatsville has had in the past week
This is the funniest video I've seen so far. Great job and keep up the awesome work. Btw, this needs a series 2 for when new weapons come out via updates.
"Florida man fends off alligator outside McDonalds with coke-fueled big swig roller"
Splatsville squid
I can confirm that the desire to chug the contents of the Heavy Splatting is hard to resist
Did you know? It was only recently made illegal to load a water cooler bottle into a heavy splatling! The new law came about when a very drunk inkling decided to have some fun playing some turf war, resulting in many hospitalizations for water burns!
That marker clash blaster thing would be cursed, imagine 1000 angle shooters shot near you by someone who sneakily replaced the Crayons with angle shooters
5:57 That's actually true about me. The Dynamo Roller has long been my favorite roller in Splatoon. Always will be.
Vics fake facts be like: did you know, that the big swig roller is ACTUALLY a charger?
that’s the people in the plaza doing that kind of shenaniganry
@@Vicvillon oh yeah I remember that short.
did you know? recently some archaeologists have discovered an ancient human weapon, called an "ak-47" according t-
0:47
As an Aerospray main, I can confirm this is true.
Although, the explosion did win me a few matches of Turf War at the last second...
12:16 I want the octo dualies. I don’t care if they’re unbalanced they would be so funny
the sound of rolling fills your ears. it never stops. there are so many rolls all around us. oh no. they're getting closer--
Never give Tetra Dualies to Grizzco 😳
@@Vicvillon Maybe in the Grizzco dualies will us dualie mains have the beauty that is the DODECA DUALIES
@@EternaSoSleepy with 0.1% ink consumption per roll
@@Jometar i think you misspelled 0.0000000001%
As a sloshing machine main I do confirm that my tentacles do get stuck 5 times a day.
Sadly us machine players can not do bucket stacking because all tentacles will get stuck or jammed at least once for each player.
Man I’m gonna find that jelly that broke my hero shot thinking it was a surf board
These seem like actual Splatlands stupidity, like Splatlands versions of those Florida Man headlines
Wonderful :3
As an Undercover Brella main, me and some of my friends tried to float down from my balcony with our Undercover Brellas. Did not go well, we all had to be hospitalized due to broken bones.
cephalopods dont have bones though?
@@The21stGamer they meant sprained tentacles its just auto correct
I'm listening to this in the background and everytime I hear something weird about the weapons I go "wait really?" and then proceed to remind myself that these are fake facts.
some of these actually sounded legit, and I loved it tbh.
yessssss I wanted to toe the line between definitely fake but… conceptually valid
as an n-zap main, I can confirm that not only the weapon is a boomerang, but those who wield it are, too! go in the opponents base run out the opponents base go in the opponents base go out-
What was the Bloblobber's other intended firing mode? I NEED MORE LORE VIC
It just constantly fires blobs and the SWRC (splatsville weapons regulation commitee) thought it was unbalanced
An interesting fact about the brella class is they're unique in that bullets will NOT fly through the canopy due to Splatoon 3's incredible netcode!
As a Tri-Slosher main, this weapon has fallen from so far from grace that it turned into a blue Lapis Lazuli block ;-;
52-gal: It was made to f***ing piss me off
This is great! A lot of these "facts" feel like Splatoon versions of stories from The Onion.
heheheheh I legit went back and redid some of them before posting this because I had better ideas as I went 😭 just wait til we get MORE weapons by the end of this game’s update cycle!
The Powerpuff Heavy Splatling (Splash Wall / Trizooka) was banned in Splatsville after the weapon was deemed broken. They thought the weapon gives superpowers, but instead it was a headgear item that gave all the powers. The weapon might be unbanned soon.
I can’t believe the octoling who made dapples had two toothbrushes on hand yet made a gun to clean her teeth
She needed a way to clean her teeth IN a terf war maybe
Alternate name: Giving a Pokédex entry to every Splatoon 3 weapon
As a Zink mini splatting main I can confirm that I have accidentally thrown it instead of toxic mist. I was then sued the next day because it landed on some jellyfish's head.
As a Bambloozer main, I can confirm that we often take bites out of them.
or at least that's what I'd say if I had Sploon
oh also kudos to whoever did the captions
Love how "exasperated" you sounded at the end of that Range Blaster fact
Can confirm that as an octoling, I have had a mental breakdown after seeing a ttek
Most of these sound like Florida Man articles in Splatoon.
5:51 No cap, I've gotten so used to the Inkbrush's speed that the Octobrush and all rollers except for the Big Swig and maybe the Carbon are impossible for me to use.
Team sour jumpscare 10.0, now with extra sour!
S-seventy five torpedoes you say?
THE CHERRY FLAVORED PAINT WORKED!!!! I LOVE MY DUALIE SQUELCHERS!!!!!
As a dapples noveau player, i can say that the idea of the weapons being used as a lasso first sprouted when someone mentioned riding the reefslider shark like a cowboys seahorse
honestly alot of these could just be neat lore and i like it lol. Although its just a funny meme i do really like some of the ideas
The number "75" has immortalized itself among Vicvillon fans
12:22. If it was up to me, actually, the Splat Brella would have Sprinkler and Ink Storm again. With Triple Inkstrike, the Splat Brella feels too much like a Slosher.
As a wiper user, i often have the urge to bash not my enemies' heads, but my own teammates' after i lose a series of anarchy battles. Its such a hard urge to suppress!
13:40 That's how you beat Ink-Vac.
3:39 Markers, markers??? C'mon people, the best thing to replace crayons in the Clash Blaster would be something that can also be pencil sharpened. I would've used those graphite pencils sold in sketch pencil sets, now that'd be a good replacement!
Suddenly I fear the aftermath of that Squid gender reveal party....
Though many squid were harmed in the ensuing ink tsunami there were no casualties
It was a boy, and the neighbors were furious.
I like to imagine that this is her OC talking, and not telling lies, but telling the truth and making the title say they're lies so Sheldon won't be sued.
8:59 I don't see how that would work, because the slide created by a Zipcaster dissipates when you grapple. And anyway, if it was up to me the Slosher Deco would have Splash Wall and Big Bubbler.
I will not stop putting my juice in the big swig.
Big swig out my big swig
MERRY SQUIDMAS VIC!! (xmas is also my bday hehe)
3:08
As a Luna blaster main I love this
As the honorary Splatana Wiper main “round these parts”, I can confirm giving your enemies a good ol’ bonk on the head will, indeed, earn you a three-week ban.
However, doing the same with your funny hammer does not result in you receiving any penalty whatsoever
It’s clear to me now that the painting buff for the Splatana Wiper must have been implemented to lower the number of cephalopods committing crimes like this 👁
@@Vicvillon Indeed. 😆
I think Vic may have predicted the Clash Blaster Neo with this one.
If the clash neo has markers on top I’m a winner!!!!!!
NO LAW CAN STOP ME FROM JOUSTING WITH MY FLINGZA! If a man can't joust with his Flingza then that man might as well be dead!
The Snipewriter 5H fact doesn’t sound too bad.
So That's Why Nintendo Banned Me From Using The Splatana Wiper...I Didn't Hit Em That Hard Guys.
that's what they AAAAAAAAALL say!!
With both the splatana wiper and stamper you can actually do damage without any ink in your tank but it does minimal damage and you have to be in melee range.
As an Inkbrush main. There is Another fact: When two people use the brushes for sword fights. Both users die resulting in a draw.
Judd?
What are you doing?
JUDD?
LEAVE MY BRUSH ALONE JUDD!
JU-
shhhhh this is why you can just bring your damaged one to ammo knights for a replacement for only the cost of
Literally in splatoon one i picked up inkbrush because it looked like a sword. Now im a seven-year inkbrush main
it was always meant to be. We’ve gone full circle 👁
3:24 the flames on the Range Blaster makes the wielder swim faster. This is not a lie, this is Ork fact.
This video was HILARIOUS! It's the first thing I saw this morning and I couldn't stop laughing. Made my morning. Thank you!
dynamos fact is true. i tried it out for a while and got used to jumping without vertical flicking, and i still sometimes mess up vertical flicking normally on other rollers
7:41 I never use E-Liters, so I'll probably have to clean mine before next Splatfest in case my idiot teammates decide to go all E-Liter.
A secondary Clash with markers or something would be cool.
Until you realise that it's another Clash Blaster
I thought the Flingza was going to be “it is illegal to use Flingza Roller” and I kind of wish it was just that lmao
If only 😞
Vicvillon= best youtuber
As a nautilus main, I can confirm I was banned from anarchy battles for attempting to blind the enemies to I could win
As an Undercover main, I can neither confirm nor deny the Mary Poppins incident.
Hold on can Nintendo hire you cause your voice is so good for it
I did go into this expecting to hear e-liter is very short ranged or something like that first thing I hear: sploosh was the first weapon you could wear on your head
6 days late to this video, feels like i'm getting news on what the inklings and octolings are doing
as a bloblobber main, i'd love to see multiple firing modes
Right?? It actually would be really fun to see, even if it would be a bit difficult to play
the fact that all of this sounds like it would actually happen in the lore
Hosting a grill at the tableturf stand, i have an explo and salmon
0:30 we can have... 75 *beep*ing torpedos
🤣🤣😅😅😅
In all honesty this video made my day after being in the hospital for a week! 👍🏻
When you make a weapon based on an umbrella and it doesn't even protect you from rain
This has been an Ammo Knights PSA
As a splat roller main, I can confirm we have created works of art so great that no one can comprehend it, we simply exist on a higher plane (even higher than inkbrushes)
Roller calligraphy!
@@EternaSoSleepy Roller supremacy
God, the Explosher "gender reveal party" fact killed me lmao
This just sounds like world building
As an explosher main, i do put ice in my explosher for parties annually
dear judd.
hello. i know the crimes you have committed towards me. I know it is tempting to make yourself look the most fluffy, but my bristles are very important to me. otherwise i have to use… euggh… inkbrush bristles.
be a good kitty
sincerely, taxe
As a dapple main, I can confirm that it was invented to clean your teeth, buuuuuut it also works as a weapon. Also the dapple duelies nouveau do NOT make a good lasso. Trust me.
Welp, I'm gonna go spread some lies- *coughs violently* I MEAN- I'm gonna go tell my friends about some fun Splatoon weaponry facts :))
I appreciate the 75 torpedo reference. ;)
Actually, according to nuggets vs fries splatfest, McDonald's is still around
I freaked the heck out over the sploosh fact. I really want to wear one now
huh, was wondering why my octobrush's bristles where "falling off". i'll go give judd a talk, thanks i guess.
But I saw my brother wearing the Splosh-o-Matic on his head in a match once...
Also that Aerospray RG modification needs some Grizzo Tect to not explode. Thank God I'm a good engineer (remembers about Among Us) Oh....
maybe someday mr grizz will help make an even better aerospray >:)