I Think You Should Leave's Best Food Sketches

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  • You can't skip lunch! You just can't, guys. Enjoy some of the best food and choking-related sketches in I Think You Should Leave.
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Комментарии • 830

  • @TheNoogie
    @TheNoogie Год назад +3689

    I love how he thinks pretending to sleep at the table is a better idea than just openly eating the hotdog

    • @PaunchyDuck
      @PaunchyDuck Год назад +274

      He's just sooo tired

    • @bruhmeritus
      @bruhmeritus Год назад +234

      he’s just like, the tiredest he’s ever been

    • @TheNoogie
      @TheNoogie Год назад +30

      @@bruhmeritus Oh yeah that makes sense fair enough

    • @boscopappas234
      @boscopappas234 Год назад +42

      IKR? He could’ve just said his blood sugar was low and he needed to eat right then and no later. I do it at work all the time and I’m not even a diabetic. But because of HIPAA laws it’s illegal for them to question it!

    • @Rationalmethod995
      @Rationalmethod995 Год назад +15

      Man at my job i'd be bringing that hot dog right along. As long as the work gets done no one gives a crap.

  • @nickgonzales64
    @nickgonzales64 Год назад +1066

    "There's no vent above us"
    "What?"...
    "I went up there to complain about the rule."
    "You just learned the rule."
    "What?"
    "He just came over here."
    "Who?"
    "Him!"
    "What is going on??"
    The blatant confusion as a defense kills me😂😂

    • @MainStreamRegimeDmocrts
      @MainStreamRegimeDmocrts 7 месяцев назад +12

      Omg i never expected to be crying laughing out of nowhere, that skit was the funniest thing ive ever seen the way he denied and got further and further in trouble 😂

    • @Key2times
      @Key2times 7 месяцев назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rustinblevins785
      @rustinblevins785 Месяц назад

      Shout out to Lily Sullivan!

  • @jimhirsby7154
    @jimhirsby7154 2 года назад +4006

    Daniel Day-Lewis himself couldn't have delivered a ".....what?" with more genuine pain in his voice

    • @Username-nm6gt
      @Username-nm6gt 2 года назад +328

      What? All he did was go up there and ask if he could switch table so his date wouldn’t get cold.

    • @LinkFan2202
      @LinkFan2202 2 года назад +111

      @@Username-nm6gt They’re gonna be so early for that movie now 😪

    • @BluntRollinGangsta
      @BluntRollinGangsta 2 года назад +18

      Best comment ever

    • @jackel477
      @jackel477 Год назад +72

      I mean, he’s getting JUST chips, like no meat and cheese at all.

    • @user-hs7kh3do1n
      @user-hs7kh3do1n Год назад +11

      You mean Tim Robinson at 5:03

  • @sheltonalexander6785
    @sheltonalexander6785 2 года назад +1964

    "Dylan, I'm gonna eat the WHOLE thing!" was delivered as if he was picking up the dinner bill.

    • @mattetheridge8459
      @mattetheridge8459 2 года назад +116

      Are you gonna tell people that I housed Dylan's burger?!

    • @vincentvega3968
      @vincentvega3968 2 года назад +5

      As it should be. 😂

    • @Patryc
      @Patryc 2 года назад +44

      god, the acting was phenomenal

    • @Patryc
      @Patryc 2 года назад +44

      i don't know how they find all these actors who can play such perfect deadpan characters

    • @kasroa
      @kasroa 2 года назад +43

      I love that there's no pause when he's asked if he wants a bite. Just straight in with a "yeah, I actually would like to try".

  • @4DRC_
    @4DRC_ Год назад +612

    The beauty of Dylan's Burger is that Tim Robinson is a totally normal person in it

    • @thorntonwager6750
      @thorntonwager6750 Год назад +64

      It’s sooo rare for him to be normal. That’s how you know some other character is about to be really fucked up lol.

    • @TheSilentMajorityNation
      @TheSilentMajorityNation Год назад +21

      You can tell he wrote it though. Sounds JUST like him 😂

    • @jmsmith1767
      @jmsmith1767 11 месяцев назад +2

      Agreed!

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 6 месяцев назад +6

      Love all of their reactions at the very end. “Oh FUCK” “JESUS”

  • @elizshabear-encinas6302
    @elizshabear-encinas6302 Год назад +801

    The one with the professor snatching up Tim Robinson’s burger is by far the best, no matter how many times I watch it it has my sides hurting. He fully grabbed Tim’s burger before it was offered to him and says “I’m joking I’m joking”. Then the end when he talks about his wife is gold

    • @Tarantula_Fangs
      @Tarantula_Fangs Год назад +8

      Right?? I thought it was the best of the skits!!! 😂

    • @ajenno6409
      @ajenno6409 Год назад +20

      The fake eating of it gets me “num num num”

    • @Tarantula_Fangs
      @Tarantula_Fangs Год назад +22

      @@ajenno6409 I love how the professor tries to blackmail everyone and acknowledges his behavior being unhealthy. 🤣 Then the wife is by far the funniest.

    • @PoonScurvy
      @PoonScurvy Год назад

      Let me take a video of you saying that you're gonna kill the president

    • @oiyoustfuplz
      @oiyoustfuplz Год назад +10

      Gimme dat

  • @patlong7329
    @patlong7329 2 года назад +2189

    I think its so funny that nobody accepts help when they are choking in this universe

    • @grubbygrubb7059
      @grubbygrubb7059 Год назад +104

      Quite the opposite. Some are liked cornered animals. Very dangerous.

    • @tysonwilliams2712
      @tysonwilliams2712 Год назад +13

      👊 😠

    • @jaredjones1846
      @jaredjones1846 Год назад +12

      You go into panic mode. I've had it happen and it's scary.

    • @mopwaterdeek
      @mopwaterdeek Год назад +35

      my favorite part of that is in the Carber Hot Dog Vacuum sketch he claims nobody around him gives a shit that he's choking, while showing footage of the entire board room trying to get the hot dog from his mouth

    • @spOOkytimes
      @spOOkytimes Год назад +15

      Him strangling that one guy 💀

  • @garrettdodgen3771
    @garrettdodgen3771 2 года назад +661

    The Nachos skit is the closest to a George Costanza scene in ITYSL, it great

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 2 года назад +88

      100% straight out of a Seinfeld episode involving George with one of his dates.

  • @oskarthenarrator
    @oskarthenarrator 2 года назад +1223

    You Can't Skip Lunch is the most mind-shattering, reality-altering sketch I've ever seen and I think about it daily.

    • @jondavis9626
      @jondavis9626 2 года назад +76

      “Whose bag is this? Somebody could have tripped on it.”

    • @Spice.Melange
      @Spice.Melange 2 года назад +39

      The hot dog vacuum follow up is just as good lmao

    • @davidv5574
      @davidv5574 Год назад +18

      It's the moment he goes completely feral that gets me

    • @RKroese
      @RKroese Год назад +1

      Think about it daily, sure!
      But NOT during lunch... Obviously.

    • @brandoncarotta4027
      @brandoncarotta4027 Год назад +1

      are you 7?

  • @epicdave01
    @epicdave01 Год назад +690

    It makes me laugh so much that Dylan’s burger looked so mediocre and the professor was just so damn eager to eat the whole thing.

    • @indicahybrid974
      @indicahybrid974 Год назад +22

      professor would've gotten a lesson in terminal velocity with both hands

    • @mhernandez1345
      @mhernandez1345 11 месяцев назад +26

      Don't tell anyone he housed Dylan's burger or his wife will go to prison!

    • @UNO-nv3zw
      @UNO-nv3zw 7 месяцев назад

      @@mhernandez1345 because every night, a little boy, goes down on her

  • @dj-flights7376
    @dj-flights7376 2 года назад +503

    I love the way he says “Poppers” while choking and still tries to eat one.

    • @grubbygrubb7059
      @grubbygrubb7059 Год назад +37

      What's going on out there? What's going on out there? Hope they don't hit my Ferrari.

    • @dj-flights7376
      @dj-flights7376 Год назад +11

      @@grubbygrubb7059 I also love Bozo Dubbed Over, gets me every time. I'm pretty sure I like it more than most people

    • @RadMartigan
      @RadMartigan Год назад +11

      @@dj-flights7376 Bozo Dubbed Over is legit one of the funniest things ever made

  • @prometheuszero9
    @prometheuszero9 Год назад +82

    The way the professor makes that growling sound at 7:35 never ceases to make me laugh, it feels so genuine

  • @bourbonernie9534
    @bourbonernie9534 2 года назад +450

    It's so hard to make a good, original sketch comedy but this show nails it. It's all so absurd but also a relatable commentary on every day awkward social interactions.

    • @DRIPDEVIL
      @DRIPDEVIL Год назад +6

      Tim Robinson is like that one weird kid who has a lot of energy and doesn't know when to stop a joke :)

    • @tommythevenot7617
      @tommythevenot7617 Год назад

      Wow. I watched this entire video and never even cracked a smile. The only thing funny is all the fake comments praising these skits. My god, Curb Your Enthusiasm is clever and funny; this is garbage.

    • @josephmedeiros71
      @josephmedeiros71 Год назад +1

      Say something funny. I'll wait.

    • @louieo.blevinsmusic2011
      @louieo.blevinsmusic2011 Год назад +10

      ⁠@@tommythevenot7617Curb isn’t a sketch show……. I don’t think you’ve actually given the show a chance. It’s the best sketch comedy show since Chappelle IMO, even over Key and Peele or Gillis ‘n Keeves currently. They’re def not fake comments, lol dunno why you’d think folks would just pretend to enjoy it, like it’s some sort of hipster thing as it’s mostly folks in their 30s that watch it. The show definitely wouldn’t of gotten a 2nd, let alone 3rd season if it were just mediocre either. Rolling Stones has even ranked the episodes. It’s doing pretty well some would say. Sorry if it seemed like a rant, you see I used to be a piece of $hit and I’m still learning to live as a new and improved person. (As I used to be a piece of $hit. I’m not anymore)

    • @ohnobro4760
      @ohnobro4760 Год назад

      @@louieo.blevinsmusic2011lETS SLOP EM UUUUUuuup

  • @sdafasdfasdfsda
    @sdafasdfasdfsda Год назад +270

    "Gimme dat" is my new go to catch phrase.

    • @TheShazMC22
      @TheShazMC22 10 месяцев назад +4

      It’s become a problem for me with people that don’t know the reference. They think I’m being rude and it’s never fun to be like “it’s just a reference sorry”

    • @skyguy5587
      @skyguy5587 8 месяцев назад +7

      IM JOKIN

    • @KaySquay
      @KaySquay 8 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@TheShazMC22you just say I'm joking. Tim set you up

  • @davidrowe3746
    @davidrowe3746 Год назад +225

    I just love how of all the things he could've possibly had for lunch, he has a hotdog. Something that he could easily eat quickly before the meeting but he takes it to the meeting and eats it there instead 😂

    • @jennaahadley
      @jennaahadley Год назад +1

      love hot dogs❤😂

    • @Dr_Jim57
      @Dr_Jim57 Год назад +7

      And most companies will even order in food for working lunch which makes him hiding it all the more insane

  • @FTCoconutman
    @FTCoconutman Год назад +168

    That sketch with the professor dinner is my favorite sketch in the show! the way he says im gonna eat the whole thing gets me every time

  • @BrianMusic12
    @BrianMusic12 2 года назад +1080

    The first time I saw the hot dog slurp through the bun in his attempt to hide it, my heart stopped for a full five minutes and I experienced complete brain death. Absolutely hilarious

    • @Akira994
      @Akira994 Год назад +16

      Glizzy warrior

    • @hanselito2416
      @hanselito2416 Год назад +17

      I laughed so hard I couldn't see the rest of the sketch, was trying to contain it. Then the hotdog vacuum ☠️ mummified

    • @nickp440
      @nickp440 Год назад +13

      Im literally in tears right now after that hollllly shit. i love how he says “fuck” as he slurps up the glizzy

    • @FatTony_Football
      @FatTony_Football Год назад

      @@nickp440 the fuck kills

    • @Sulimov
      @Sulimov Год назад +1

      Me right now

  • @cameronc6685
    @cameronc6685 Год назад +132

    "It doesn't smell. You're just choking to death" gets me every time

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 11 месяцев назад +4

      He tried to do a toast 😂😂
      That whole sketch is perfect

    • @AstraVex
      @AstraVex 3 месяца назад

      "Sumthin' 'bout it Stinx!" 🤢😰

  • @Kid_Ying
    @Kid_Ying 2 года назад +1705

    The nacho couple both dodged bullets. On one hand he's an insane, pathological liar but, on the other she's inconsiderate. Everyone knows if you share nachos you pay attention to the topping distribution. It's a legit show of character, and an indication of more serious future behavior.

    • @gamermompcsIndy
      @gamermompcsIndy 2 года назад +25

      Therapist Jake says, LOL! And yes I agree

    • @djvWOODSTOCK
      @djvWOODSTOCK 2 года назад +451

      Well most restaurants have a rule so it isn't an issue.

    • @Kid_Ying
      @Kid_Ying 2 года назад +44

      @@djvWOODSTOCK I mean should they, though? Like I want to be able to tell if I'm dating a sociopath. And the way to do that is through a plate of nachos.

    • @ndsalyersk1
      @ndsalyersk1 2 года назад +22

      It’s a microcosm of bigger things!

    • @mcgikle
      @mcgikle Год назад +7

      He did nothing wrong

  • @tubinonyou
    @tubinonyou Год назад +29

    I like how the server in the nacho skit has difficulty delivering the rule. The way he stammers for a second: "One person can't eat all the full. ly loaded nachos." And then when Tim acts perplexed to hear such a rule. Just comedy gold.

  • @NotErrol
    @NotErrol 2 года назад +784

    Oh my god I'm so glad the nachos sketch is on youtube now. It's probably my absolute favourite

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 2 года назад +10

      Samesies

    • @JoKoRn13
      @JoKoRn13 2 года назад +58

      WHAAAAAT?

    • @kevinyeager9023
      @kevinyeager9023 2 года назад +8

      Right, im always tryin to show people that 1 lol

    • @CaptPicard81
      @CaptPicard81 2 года назад +6

      The indignation in this sketch is top notch

    • @KaiserTota
      @KaiserTota 2 года назад +9

      yesss, i love Lily Sullivan!!!

  • @mnl_lnm
    @mnl_lnm 2 года назад +50

    the "what" sketch is something else. That final touch with the morphed audio sent me to heaven

  • @carpma11
    @carpma11 2 года назад +496

    Inside I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger.

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus 2 месяца назад +4

      Dylan’s face there makes me laugh so hard

    • @jasonblazee
      @jasonblazee 2 месяца назад +8

      I remembered when my dad taught me how to ask for someone’s burger

  • @DaGreatTater
    @DaGreatTater 2 года назад +231

    Tim's face when he says "Meat" at 3:46 might be my favorite part of the entire series, I can't explain it. There is no human being in the world that looks like him.

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 2 года назад +5

      He actually looks a hell of a lot like one of my friends I grew up with. It’s really uncanny.

    • @davidm6054
      @davidm6054 2 года назад +32

      he moves and acts like if someone turned a muppet into a real person

    • @thepreposterich3553
      @thepreposterich3553 Год назад +3

      @@davidm6054 Oh my god you've nailed it. I think you've perfectly described why I love Tim so much

    • @angi216
      @angi216 5 месяцев назад

      @@davidm6054in the absolute best way possible

  • @ryanrodriguez8182
    @ryanrodriguez8182 2 года назад +148

    No one mentions how 12:23 you can see Gary is trying so hard to keep it together

    • @stephlwin6801
      @stephlwin6801 2 года назад +5

      Its my favourite part

    • @JT-mt6ku
      @JT-mt6ku Год назад +11

      That solid ass dap brought him back down to earth

  • @lordcrispen
    @lordcrispen 2 года назад +146

    The moment at 2:46 is maybe the best half-second of acting I've ever seen in my life. I'm not joking either. You can see him go through most of the stages of grief just in that moment, in between two sentences of inane first-date nonsensical rambling. It's so subtle and so good. He looks like he just realized at that very moment that this person he's trusted and been friends with his entire life just killed his dog.

    • @zhonerd69
      @zhonerd69 Год назад +5

      god tier acting

    • @snowcrash1990
      @snowcrash1990 Год назад +4

      Rewatching this is like rewatching Shutter Island

  • @KilldeerMedia
    @KilldeerMedia 2 года назад +294

    Only missing a couple sloppy steaks to make this the perfect buffet

    • @Akrostix
      @Akrostix 2 года назад +7

      I want a Dangerous Night...

    • @LucaGRizzi
      @LucaGRizzi Год назад +5

      "I didn't know you used to be a piece of shit" 😂

    • @cerpintaxt362
      @cerpintaxt362 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@LucaGRizziI SAID WAS!

    • @barbarossa1780
      @barbarossa1780 9 месяцев назад +1

      Happiness is just a sloppy steak away

    • @0xJarry
      @0xJarry 8 месяцев назад +1

      Came to the comments looking for sloppy steaks

  • @P0rk_Sinigang
    @P0rk_Sinigang Год назад +65

    I'm with Tim in that first sketch. That meeting could have been an email, or a conference call the next day. YOU DON'T SKIP LUNCH.

    • @rossbooth4635
      @rossbooth4635 4 месяца назад

      Or, you just bring your lunch to the conference room because that's how lunch meetings work.

  • @Woventhunder
    @Woventhunder Год назад +53

    "He's trying to kill me" gets me every time

  • @RatioHatesTheGame
    @RatioHatesTheGame 2 года назад +82

    "Oh my god what is wrong with you??"
    "I tried to get a video but I couldn't flip the thing fast enough."

  • @Xvzfsd
    @Xvzfsd 2 года назад +95

    So glad "You can't skip lunch" is on YT now. I can easily share this every time puts a lunch meeting on my calendar.

    • @danielcolunga942
      @danielcolunga942 2 года назад +8

      I know what I'm sending scheduling from now on when they do that lol.

  • @521harris
    @521harris 2 года назад +660

    Rest In Peace to the actor that did the "I should've ordered that" sketch

    • @cameronkanachki
      @cameronkanachki 2 года назад +49

      He died?

    • @internziko
      @internziko 2 года назад +138

      Oh man. That guy is the Heath Ledger of i think you should leave

    • @djLagwayEnjoyer
      @djLagwayEnjoyer 2 года назад +132

      @@internziko the way he says “gimme that” kills me everytime 😂

    • @armorykittington
      @armorykittington 2 года назад +81

      @@cameronkanachki he died but he came back that night that the skeletons came alive. He'd never seen so much food as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this.

    • @awesomefrankrapid
      @awesomefrankrapid Год назад

      He died but now he’s a ghost in a jizzing horsecock haunted house

  • @jackprince9276
    @jackprince9276 2 года назад +27

    The little foot taps on the puke covered bag is the cherry on top.

  • @BetterCallSauS
    @BetterCallSauS 2 года назад +26

    "He's trying to choke me! HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!"
    Hahaha! 😂😂😂

    • @extraonions
      @extraonions Месяц назад

      * throws up hotdog * "...you cant skip lunch.... you just can6 guys"

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 2 года назад +76

    Love that there's so much choking in the series that it gets half its own category

  • @shanes8132
    @shanes8132 2 года назад +45

    The long pause………”What?” Lol

  • @Ristofec
    @Ristofec 2 года назад +28

    That choking sketch at the restaurant is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lmaoooo

  • @rxchgold
    @rxchgold 2 года назад +91

    I'm legit laughing like I haven't seen these a million times lmao

  • @kokayinewsome9308
    @kokayinewsome9308 2 года назад +135

    The fact that he has to sneak a hotdog during a meeting speeks volumes about how evil his company is

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 2 года назад +6

      Really says alot about society

    • @kokayinewsome9308
      @kokayinewsome9308 2 года назад

      @@viciousKev it does. People should make hour long breaks standard at every job.

    • @kipbong-un1152
      @kipbong-un1152 2 года назад +5

      @@kokayinewsome9308 They didn't cancel lunch. They just pushed it to 1:30 so Dennis could catch an early flight home, and Tim couldn't wait that long. Sooo evil.

    • @notapplicable6985
      @notapplicable6985 Год назад +2

      ​@@kipbong-un1152 The things dennis was saying could have been an email

    • @DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK
      @DUMBERTHANYOUTHINK Год назад +6

      ​@@kipbong-un1152 what part of "you can't skip lunch" don't you understand?

  • @jonasmaya941
    @jonasmaya941 2 года назад +53

    the nachos sketch is so seinfeld-esque

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 2 года назад +60

    These are some of the funniest sketches in sketch comedy history.

  • @Logan-jk4go
    @Logan-jk4go 2 года назад +101

    Great, now my face is gonna be beet red for my family photos.

    • @johnnyoverpour
      @johnnyoverpour 2 года назад

      It’s so dumb 😂😂 this guy fuckin kills me

  • @andranikavetisyan1892
    @andranikavetisyan1892 2 года назад +195

    That selfish woman hogged the nachos, and then had the audacity to be offended by Tim's clever ruse. How dare she?

  • @upland77
    @upland77 Год назад +11

    2:10 "He's trying to choke me! He's trying to kill me!" 😂

    • @extraonions
      @extraonions Месяц назад +1

      * throws up a hotdog *
      "You can't skip lunch... you just cant"

  • @mareksumguy1887
    @mareksumguy1887 Год назад +56

    The nachos skit is Tim’s funniest skit. I was laughing so hard. There are scumbags like that in real life.

  • @isaacm1168
    @isaacm1168 Год назад +36

    No show has ever left me consistently in tears of laughter like I think you should leave 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @mloftus8618
    @mloftus8618 Год назад +80

    This show had me peeing my pants I was laughing so hard. Glad I found this show. The last skit of episode 1 with Steven Yuen and the gift receipts…I was crying😂

    • @joanna-qb9sn
      @joanna-qb9sn Год назад +6

      *as he’s half dying* the ugly house on Kenmore, you can see the KFC sign outside 😖📱

    • @caitlinbelforti870
      @caitlinbelforti870 Год назад +5

      Then let....my wife....eat the receipt

    • @mloftus8618
      @mloftus8618 Год назад

      @@caitlinbelforti870 - lol yes! That skit is hilarious.

    • @Joemamaisallama2023
      @Joemamaisallama2023 Год назад

      This show is retarded

  • @jacksonwright5145
    @jacksonwright5145 Год назад +7

    "What the hell is that that's going on out there??" kills me. I feel like the other actor is trying not to laugh the way his lip is moving lol

  • @blakewalters1001
    @blakewalters1001 Год назад +11

    “I’m so tired” and just put my head down is my go to now.

  • @connorblake1390
    @connorblake1390 2 года назад +8

    11:25 Tim is the king of "man going through a crisis but trying to play it off" comedy. "Chill, h0w y0u bEEn, dUdE?"

  • @kristinkinzel9438
    @kristinkinzel9438 2 года назад +27

    The server in the nacho scenario went absolutely above and beyond omfg

  • @waldo109
    @waldo109 2 года назад +333

    Four of some of the best sketches in a row so I can introduce this show to friends.
    I love Tim Robinson! I'm chill, I'm just such a huge fan of his music aaand his acting.

    • @andrewolynyk2770
      @andrewolynyk2770 2 года назад +15

      The water stinks!

    • @yourdogisbeautiful5845
      @yourdogisbeautiful5845 2 года назад +7

      Dude, my belt is angels and archways!

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 2 года назад +11

      What the hell is that’s going on out there??

    • @HDWTaipei
      @HDWTaipei 2 года назад +2

      B-b-b-b-b basketball. Gimme gimme gimme the ball because I'm gonna dunk it!

    • @Patryc
      @Patryc 2 года назад +1

      oh my god did you see brian's hat

  • @spenser9908
    @spenser9908 2 года назад +11

    2:05
    "He's like a wild animal!" lmao

  • @danwilliams1920
    @danwilliams1920 Год назад +16

    Haha. When I was 9, I almost choked to death on cheese at Smokey's Pizza in Hazel Dell, WA. A guy named Jim Harrington gave me the Heimlich and saved my life. The story made the local news the next day. KATU interviewed my mom and me outside our house. My mom acted to the news like she was so worried at the time, but you know what? She acted nothing but embarrassed the whole time it was happening. I'll never forget theat. While the guy was giving me the Heumlich, I lost consciousness and everything. From my perspective, one minute I was choking, literally TO DEATH, and the next, I'm waking up huffing and puffing with streams of pizza and drool running down my face all over my shirt. On my 10th birthday, Jim sent me a card. Great guy. If it weren't for him, I for sure would have died because my mom wasn't doing jack squat beyond hiding her face in her hands.

    • @fetusmerchant9567
      @fetusmerchant9567 Год назад +3

      How dare you my child almost die in a public setting do that alone in your room next time

    • @danwilliams1920
      @danwilliams1920 Год назад +1

      @@fetusmerchant9567 pretty much

  • @adrianpate4694
    @adrianpate4694 Год назад +13

    The professor one is hilarious lol it’s amazing everyone can copy his style of humor

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 2 года назад +30

    That little smile at the end is priceless.

  • @Cupo666
    @Cupo666 Год назад +9

    “Is that a hotdog in your sleeve?” “I’m so tired”

  • @wubbie4
    @wubbie4 Год назад +14

    Tim gotta know some people in business, so much of the stuff they talk about is surprisingly accurate

  • @roguesample
    @roguesample 2 года назад +23

    Anytime I ever have a meeting scheduled during my lunch at work the first thing I ask is “I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that?”

  • @nolanjohnson5398
    @nolanjohnson5398 2 года назад +51

    "What the hell is thats going on out there?!"

    • @ekaminar
      @ekaminar 2 года назад +19

      The fact that he says it like three times lmaooo

  • @FatTony_Football
    @FatTony_Football Год назад +8

    When the hot dog vacuum commercial dropped, I about lost consciousness from laughter. That was so out of the god damn blue that I couldn’t believe it then, and still cannot to this day😂😭

    • @TheWacoKidd
      @TheWacoKidd Год назад +3

      I can't talk about it without crying

  • @usonly101
    @usonly101 Год назад +4

    “I’m gonna eat this whole thing! Now let me record you saying you’re gonna kill the President.” Lol that’s of my favorite sketches

  • @jer103
    @jer103 2 года назад +83

    I like burgers, just like that guy. They are way better than the pasta he initially ordered.

  • @nocar_mkemke4851
    @nocar_mkemke4851 Год назад +12

    When I say literally, the choking skit is LITERALLY the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NapnCat
    @NapnCat 2 года назад +66

    I’ve watched the hotdog sketch countless times and somehow just noticed when the coworker pokes it with his pen and Tim inhale-slurps it up. Maaaaan... hot dogs are like skeleton-level funny T Rob is a genius.

    • @MichaelB13
      @MichaelB13 2 года назад +4

      A friend of mine just introduced me to this show and I love it! I had to play this particular part back several times when I first saw it and it had me in tears from laughing so hard!

    • @John-sr2hr
      @John-sr2hr 2 года назад

      What did you just notice?

    • @NapnCat
      @NapnCat 2 года назад

      @@John-sr2hr his co-worker pokes it with a pen, causing him to inhale it

    • @rodismantle2809
      @rodismantle2809 2 года назад +2

      He also says fuckkk before he inhales it

    • @upland77
      @upland77 Год назад

      He points to it, but he doesn't touch it

  • @rodrigomarcondes5857
    @rodrigomarcondes5857 2 года назад +9

    10:59 this expression he made while choking fucking killed me 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @clos4749
    @clos4749 2 года назад +25

    This gazpacho is pipin hot!

  • @ImTheFatboy
    @ImTheFatboy 6 месяцев назад +1

    So I started with "you sure about that", and went backwards. I saw the Vac one and then got here and I am in tears!!! 🤣🤣😭😭

  • @SurrealiamPrime
    @SurrealiamPrime 2 года назад +21

    i love that the music stops as soon as she calls him out

  • @LocalBurnoutFolkHero
    @LocalBurnoutFolkHero Год назад +13

    The waiter / expo in the Nachos sketch is the definition of a fucking ride or die bro. After hearing his insane request, not only did he entertain the idea but he actually fucking did it. He had his reservations, he thought it was stupid, but he thought it would help the guy out so he did it. I don’t even think I could do something like that for someone I know, let alone a stranger. It’s a shame Tim tried to throw him under the fucking bus to impress his date. If I was the waiter, I would’ve just brought another plate of nachos and say something like “here are your na… oh you guys already got your nachos? haha must’ve been a mixup. well we can’t take them back and personally I don’t wanna throw them away so you guys just have them, no charge” boom, everyone wins

    • @gottfriedhub
      @gottfriedhub Год назад +1

      She would just eat the fully loaded ones on that one too. These people do that regardless

    • @dharmallars
      @dharmallars 6 месяцев назад

      Where’s he gonna get a new plate of nachos without ringing them in

  • @jerit7529
    @jerit7529 2 года назад +82

    Okay but I'd be just as mad if someone ate all my fully loaded nachos.

    • @justahumanpassingthrough5544
      @justahumanpassingthrough5544 2 года назад

      I'd probably be more mad. Except, I'd either leave then and there, or hold it in and never eat out with the same person again (whether it was a date or not lol)

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead 2 года назад +16

      She and the professor should have gone out together

    • @Noah-go8xc
      @Noah-go8xc Год назад +2

      @@some_metalhead THOSE NACHOS LOOK REALL Y GOOD. IMA EAT THE WHOLE THING.

  • @notal-one
    @notal-one 2 года назад +7

    "Are You Choking? The Prevalent Theme Of Asphyxiation In A Modern Society Across The Selected Works Of Tim Robinson"

  • @ImThatGuy9000
    @ImThatGuy9000 Год назад +2

    This guy was eating a sandwhich on a flight opposite me, and I was just staring at it thinking "Gimme dat"

  • @jkelsey555
    @jkelsey555 2 года назад +20

    Fun fact: If someone can still "talk" the way he is here, do not do heimlich, it means the windpipe is not fully closed so the heimlich just makes it more dangerous

    • @ood26
      @ood26 2 года назад +2

      What are you supposed to do?

    • @jkelsey555
      @jkelsey555 2 года назад +7

      @@ood26 allow them to continue to cough, if they cannot make noise, you try the heimlich

    • @Lundy.Fastnet.Irish_Sea
      @Lundy.Fastnet.Irish_Sea Год назад

      Would a couple slaps on the back work?

  • @slackerofhell
    @slackerofhell Год назад +8

    My one buddy and I will constantly say "what" to each other in a more and more upset tone. It's become our love language.

  • @PossumMedic
    @PossumMedic Год назад +1

    🌭 I love how she just rats him out INSTANTLY! "He's eating a hotdog" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LadyPallas
    @LadyPallas Год назад +2

    7:00 Honestly it’s kind of refreshing to see Tim as the straight man once in a while.

  • @conajam
    @conajam 2 года назад +38

    “I’m joking. I’m jokin”

  • @vallsz
    @vallsz 2 года назад +29

    it's amazing how tim robinson is able to land these jokes perfectly, i mean this would be really not funny if it wasnt interpreted that brillantly

  • @yuzucrypt
    @yuzucrypt Год назад +4

    12:14 is so funny i can't even laugh, i just scream internally until i implode.

  • @Gitarookefka
    @Gitarookefka 2 года назад +9

    7:37 I have adopted doing this to everyone at any time i'm eating with anyone. I eat alone a lot now

  • @SteelyBud
    @SteelyBud Год назад +2

    Tim's facial expressions in the hot dog sketch should rank up there with Lucille Ball or Dick Van Dyke's funniest face-moments. Absolutely brilliant.

  • @SonnyDelight
    @SonnyDelight Год назад

    2:28 kills me every time he just repeatedly taps on the bag and those squishy noises lmaooo

  • @ayygee2146
    @ayygee2146 2 года назад +27

    Gimme dat!

  • @tomiecacique
    @tomiecacique Год назад +4

    The nacho skit destroyed me 😂

  • @oAirehko
    @oAirehko 2 года назад +9

    The Prof.. When he groans and says Gimme dat..

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 Год назад

    This sketch has one of my all time favorite moments @ 1:48.
    We hear Tim suck it in very clearly and start choking. Everyone can hear him choking, but for some reason, he doesn’t lift his head until like 10 seconds after he starts choking.
    Dude you’re choking, lift your head and pull the dog out immediately!
    But no, we get these hilarious choking noises instead 😂😂😂
    It really kills me every time.

    • @Colinkrauss1
      @Colinkrauss1 Год назад

      Why would someone wait so long to address the fact that they are chocking on a hotdog? 😂😂

  • @stephengrigg5988
    @stephengrigg5988 Месяц назад +1

    "That doesn't stink!"

  • @Colinkrauss1
    @Colinkrauss1 Год назад +1

    1:49 wait the red sweater guy doesn’t even touch it. I thought he nudged it into Tim’s throat. But no, it looks like Tim finds out that he’s been caught, panics and sucks it in?😂

    • @Charlie-qc6su
      @Charlie-qc6su Год назад

      He vacuumed it in

    • @Colinkrauss1
      @Colinkrauss1 Год назад

      @@Charlie-qc6su
      2:09
      I *think* someone is saying
      “We need a way to suck it out!”
      😂

  • @Farsigt
    @Farsigt Год назад +1

    12:15 both of them are fighting sooooo hard no to break after that gurgling sound hahahahahhahaha

  • @Raiden4418
    @Raiden4418 2 года назад +4

    You know it’s about to get crazy when Tim is the straight man

  • @Steezboy3000
    @Steezboy3000 Год назад +2

    I find it hilarious that in the "Gimme That" sketch, Tims food looks so much worse than the professors

  • @Pozole91
    @Pozole91 10 месяцев назад +2

    6:11 lmfao it was like a fever dream

  • @charlie-jd3ls
    @charlie-jd3ls 2 года назад +13

    i'm not sir.... i'm just like... the tiredest i've ever been in my life.....

  • @pisketti
    @pisketti 10 месяцев назад

    “He’s tryin to choke me! He’s trying to kill me!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @magnoliamike
    @magnoliamike Год назад +1

    This guy is generally the funniest person I’ve seen in a long time

  • @rossbooth4635
    @rossbooth4635 4 месяца назад

    First sketch, I love how he's still committed to pretending to sleep for like a good 5 seconds while choking. 😂😂

  • @jasbb2
    @jasbb2 Год назад +1

    Does anyone else think this is a reasonable reaction to having your lunch hr interrupted 😂 2:01

  • @Alex-zg9ff
    @Alex-zg9ff 2 года назад +12

    PAAAAWPERSSSSSS!!!!!

  • @xtra_krispy693
    @xtra_krispy693 Год назад +4

    The hotdog one and the ghost tour made me piss myself laughing