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    SO I SHIT MYSELF..
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    #life #health #mindset

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  • @ChrisTalksIRL
    @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад

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  • @susanl8478
    @susanl8478 4 месяца назад +5

    This is one of my greatest fears. It happened to me on a SKI SLOPE when I was a teenager. Never got over it.

    • @user-ht2tc5uj7w
      @user-ht2tc5uj7w 4 месяца назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Sorry to laugh.

    • @user-ht2tc5uj7w
      @user-ht2tc5uj7w 4 месяца назад +3

      I was in Paris on my own for my 50th. I was on a coach trip. Being July I had a cream lace skirt on and T. Shirt. I decided to use the coach toilet. There was no light in this thing and no toilet paper. My time of the month decided to turn up there and then!!!!!! Panic isn't a big enough word. I had nothing in my bag on the coach and somehow got paper from a passenger then had to ask some women if they could help me, they did. Like the good man says, always be prepared 😂😂😂😂. Praise the lord for times of crisis figuring it out. 😂

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Wow, that must have been so scary. I totally get how it can stick with you.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Thank goodness for the kindness of strangers in a time of need. Grateful for the help you received.

  • @kenokittyaz5568
    @kenokittyaz5568 4 месяца назад +3

    There is a moral to this story -- there are many people with Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis who go through this everyday. It's funny when it only happens a few times in your life. Facing that possibility on a daily basis is not! It's like having food poisoning all time - along with incomprehensible levels of fatigue and social isolation. So you are a lucky man!!

    • @grannygoes7882
      @grannygoes7882 4 месяца назад +1

      Yep, I've been living with Crohn's for years. Diapers are a girls best friend!

    • @miketeacher9016
      @miketeacher9016 4 месяца назад +1

      And there are fewer and fewer public restroom for anyone to use now. Establishments don't want you using their restrooms.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Your comment really puts things into perspective, and I appreciate you sharing your experience.

  • @stephaniewalsh67
    @stephaniewalsh67 4 месяца назад +4

    Wow! That is some courageous confession. I have had a "shart" once or twice.,

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +3

      Haha, we all have those "shart" moments! This was completely next level. lol.

  • @rhondatoler1050
    @rhondatoler1050 4 месяца назад +4

    Thank you for sharing this story-I’ve laughed so much I’ve gone through three tissues 😂. I bet most of us can relate to this lol

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Thank you for watching and laughing along with me! Your support means the world.

  • @user-tx8rl7no7w
    @user-tx8rl7no7w 4 месяца назад +3

    As a human with IBS , II can relate! Thanks for the laughs this morning! Great story!

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Hey, thanks for watching and laughing along with me! I appreciate your support!

    • @suemoo22
      @suemoo22 3 месяца назад

      Me too. 😩. Oh well, shit happens 😊

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  3 месяца назад

      💩

  • @ajcrum3689
    @ajcrum3689 4 месяца назад +4

    oh my goodness! we all know ur not alone on this one 😂 traveling eating the wrong food and exploding is the worst . my in laws live by Mexico and we dined at a 5 star restaurant but somehow the water they gave me was bad and let me tell u 3 days on the toilet and a call to my dr to get on meds so i could travel home was no joke . glad you made it home and ur recovering .

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +3

      Exploding like a 🌋 after that meal! Definitely an unforgettable trip.

  • @tracyabbott4645
    @tracyabbott4645 4 месяца назад +2

    we call that DISASTER PANTS. been there, done that I feel your pain. Prase the Lord it was on you way home and not on the plane!!

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Haha, Disaster Pants strikes once more! Thank goodness it happened on the way home, not during a flight!

  • @VakmanCA
    @VakmanCA 4 месяца назад +4

    You know you have an issue when gas stations serve other purposes than filling up your car.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +2

      I did my best to clean up but I don't envy the cleaning staff... I wish I had a picture of my face when I realized there was no toilet paper

  • @critterscute3642
    @critterscute3642 4 месяца назад +3

    Idk why this came up in my feed, but you’re at the holistic peppermint oil part and I’m already laughing! 😂 Me and my super sensitive digestive system stay away from all “natural remedies” for a reason. Experience is a great teacher. I’m going to finish watching now. I won’t be commenting again because I’ll probably be peeing my pants 😂

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +2

      Haha, glad you found it funny! Enjoy the video and stay safe from those natural remedies!

  • @user-ht2tc5uj7w
    @user-ht2tc5uj7w 4 месяца назад +3

    I needed this today😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂,you didnt mention the noises.😅

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      I'm glad this video could help you today!

  • @robbiereacts22
    @robbiereacts22 4 месяца назад +2

    Listen I’m a two times cancer survivor and I’ve had a liver transplant and it was crazy. I died and was on life support and in a long coma. Well after my transplant I shit all over my moms car. It’s super embarrassing. I’m going through your story now. I’ll see if there is anything I know that may help you.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +2

      Your strength and positivity shine through your message. I appreciate you taking the time to connect with me.

    • @robbiereacts22
      @robbiereacts22 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ChrisTalksIRL Of course I’ll be in touch

  • @FriedFartsAndButteredButtholes
    @FriedFartsAndButteredButtholes 4 месяца назад +2

    18:25 🤣 welp I’ve never heard of you before right now but I think that this definitely qualifies you as an epic legend sir!!!! ✊🏼 If it makes you feel any better I subscribed!!! ❤

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +2

      Your support means the world to me, thank you for subscribing!

  • @water2wine1
    @water2wine1 4 месяца назад +2

    I had that happen a few months ago. Thankfully I was home. I don't know what is wrong. Ever since I ate some bad salmon last summer I have had problems with this.

    • @cosmicenigmarevealed
      @cosmicenigmarevealed 4 месяца назад +1

      Worms. Get some oil of oregano add two drops to one table spoon of extra virgin olive oil and drink 6 ounces of water. Or you can mix white vinegar not apple cider vinegar to 6 or 8 ounces of spring water. Drink it in the morning for 3 to 5 days. Also natural coconut chips help. Good luck to you.❤

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Maybe the salmon was trying to swim back up! 😄

  • @MitchGrooms
    @MitchGrooms 4 месяца назад +1

    OMG.. I am laughing with you, not at you... Great story man.. We have all or most have done something like this.. You are brave man, this might go viral,, you know what I mean? LOL., I needed a good funny story today and this is the one,,

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Haha, thanks for laughing along! It's nice to know I'm not the only one with funny stories to share.

  • @water2wine1
    @water2wine1 4 месяца назад +2

    My cousin ended up using his shirt one time. Was one of those places where they give you a little bit of paper and they wouldn't give him more. A major blow out. He threw his shirt away.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      LOL, your cousin's shirt didn't stand a chance in that situation!

  • @bulletproofair
    @bulletproofair 4 месяца назад +1

    😂 "Uncontrollable diarrhea" doesn't really register with people until they've actually experienced literal uncontrollable diarrhea...I'm just happy you managed to make it long enough to squirt outside the vehicle! I've had it happen to me in a bar and I didn't make it to the toilet...I covered the stall floor with yellow juice. I cleaned up as best I could...all down my pants, into my new Vans suede high tops and socks. Took the socks and underwear off. I briskly walked out and sat in the car for almost an hour then had to explain why to others I was with. Totally embarrassing. And mine was due to a combo of food poisoning (expired ground beef) and a new med I had started a few days prior. I felt bad beforehand but I didn't think it was at the uncontrollable level...don't test it. 😂

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      It seems like uncontrollable diarrhea is the ultimate test of our bodily limits! Stay strong and watch out for those expired food items.

  • @josephrapp
    @josephrapp 4 месяца назад +3

    I will NEVER shake hands with you!

  • @AyyRalphy
    @AyyRalphy 4 месяца назад +1

    So sorry this happened to you! If youre not feeling better I highly recommend Saccharomyces Boulardii. CVS or Walgreens has it in stock. Phenomenal probiotic and I swear by it too. I always take it when traveling and have never experienced any food/water borne stomach illness. Can only imagine how uncomfortable you felt.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +2

      Your suggestion means a lot! I appreciate the advice and will check it out.

  • @AnnMitt
    @AnnMitt 4 месяца назад +2

    Was the GI emergency from the peppermint oil or the "steak" or a combo?
    Food poisoning can be very dangerous. I've had it several times. It's awful. Glad you're feeling better.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +4

      It's hard to say for sure, but I'm just glad I'm feeling better now.

  • @babeosaurus
    @babeosaurus 3 месяца назад +1

    Thank you for sharing that. 🤣

  • @Tatortot318
    @Tatortot318 4 месяца назад +1

    I wear a trach, which puts a lot of pressure on my kidneys and sets off by functions, yeah you would think, I have to map out the restrooms in our town to make sure I can get to the house and to the park, there have been times i was bouncing in that car seat to get home. i have had a few blow outs. isn't getting older fun.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Who knew mapping out restrooms would become a new hobby? Stay hydrated and keep bouncing!

  • @BrianJuntunen
    @BrianJuntunen 4 месяца назад +1

    My uncle shit himself on a long trip from Minneapolis to Duluth one time. He liked to fart but this fart was a wet one, so he was wearing dress pants and a sport coat, he threw away the underwear at the gas station and still had a round spot on his pants so when he was walking he would have to put his hands behind his hind end to hide the spot. He pulled it off but I busted on him about it until he was 93, then sadly we lost him.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Thank you for sharing that hilarious story about your uncle, it brought a smile to my face. Never trust a fart.

  • @BrianJuntunen
    @BrianJuntunen 4 месяца назад +1

    Yeah, it happens man.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      It sure does... never trust a fart.

  • @debrah4241
    @debrah4241 4 месяца назад +3

    Get a Hepatitis A vaccine if you travel abroad. Particularly countries that aren't the cleanest w food handling. You experienced what we call a CODE BROWN in the hospital. 😂

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Hey, thanks for the heads-up! Definitely don't want to experience a CODE BROWN when I travel. Will keep that vaccine in mind.

  • @bobbieabbott
    @bobbieabbott 4 месяца назад +1

    Well I have had that issue but knew I was not going to make it to a toilet in time and had no choice as the sphincter muscle was not going hold the contents of my bowels. Lived in an RV so I got to the outside hose and stuck it down my pants to rinse myself down so I could at least take my pants off to wrap a towel around me that was hanging out side. This made me laugh it has been a stressful week as spouse went through bypass surgery last week.

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +1

      Whoa, that's a wild story! Hope things are looking up for you and your spouse now.

  • @AnayhiasMimi4619
    @AnayhiasMimi4619 21 день назад +1

    I do a mixture of natural and medical

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  20 дней назад +1

      It's great to find a balance between natural and medical approaches!

  • @cosettapessa6417
    @cosettapessa6417 4 месяца назад +2

    What an ermetic title

    • @ChrisTalksIRL
      @ChrisTalksIRL  4 месяца назад +3

      I appreciate your comment, it means a lot!

    • @cosettapessa6417
      @cosettapessa6417 4 месяца назад +1

      @@ChrisTalksIRL thank you!

  • @twalsh1801
    @twalsh1801 4 месяца назад +1

    psycho bunny all the way