This is for Kassem's dog, Bruce's obvious canine-related sexual trauma, and Lawrence's one-line destruction of comedy podcasts with "I was on a plane the other day." Another banger, y'all!
My family just made the decision last night (and it is time) to put down our 16-year-old doggo, who has been in my life for a little over half of it. It's happening next week, and I'm pretty sad. With that being said, the irony alone of me coming here to get it off my mind only to have that be the intro was enough to make me laugh quite a bit, so genuinely thanks for that. I couldn't make it past the first minute, though, but I'm looking forward to coming back to this in a little while and sharing some more laughs with you guys. ❤
I'm sorry. We put our family dog down 6 years ago and that was sad. My wife and I have 2 cats and I can't imagine not having them around. Pets deserve more than 10-20 years.
I'm so sorry to hear about that. The loss of a pet is never, ever easy. Time will heal the wound, but you'll never forget them. I'm glad you came here for a laugh. The boys were extra silly in this one.
Had to put our dog down 3 years ago then a year later the other had to be put down. It’s heartbreaking at first, but now when I think about them I just giggle about all the funny memories I have with them. Hang in there ❤
@blurryrecords Thank you so much for the kind words, they're genuinely much appreciated. This will be the second dog we've put down in my life, but our previous dog only made it until I was around 8 years old, so the weight of the loss didn't really hit me. This pup, though, has really been there through all my most formative years, and so despite him not even leaving us for another 5 or so days, it's definitely hit me a lot harder. I will say his health has been declining for long enough that I've already had time to preemptively grieve, which has definitely made this a lot easier than a sudden loss. To be honest, I thought I was almost past the grief completely already, but actually having a concrete last day has definitely shown me that was naive, lol. Apologies for the long-winded message. I honestly (unintentionally) started using this reply to process and externalize what has just been my internal dialogue since we made the final decision. Again, though, the reminder that soon my memories of him will be seen through the lens of joyousness as opposed to grief, as well as the you sharing those kind words, really does mean a lot ❤️
I just had to put my best friend down last week. Its currently 2 AM on the East coast and Im up late wiping tears from my eyes trying to distract myself still. I've cried almost every day. I was so happy to see a new BuTT video up, and within the first minute... I would have thought nothing could have made me laugh tonight. This must be the chicken soup for the soul that I've heard about. B is for Bruce B is for Brave. RIP Kassems Dog. Love you guys.
How the hell am I just finding out about this channel?! This is absolute gold! I’ve binged all the videos so far and watched a few more than once, I love this shit.
The ice cream machines at McDonalds is a whole story. They're proprietary, so when they break, they can only call McDonalds to fix them. But they're always breaking, so the staff that fixes them is always busy. It's a lose-lose for everyone. 1 star avoid.
your videos are the funniest stuff on youtube in a LONG time. I love seeing a new video pop up on my homescreen, you all never let me down, so funny your all natural riffs and jokes. it feels like you all are on a stoop just shooting the shit and im all for it. Thanks for another great episode!
I'm sorry about your dog Kassem. You be right. Also the ice cream machines aren't broken. They have a bucket of milk at the bottom which has to be kept topped up, if they forget to fill it and it runs out, the ice cream making process stalls and it takes like 30 minutes to get it going again. Same with the milkshakes.
I used to work at McDonalds... they dont wanna clean the machine lol. you gotta get a step stool. reach in to the huge tub. put almost half your body in to properly clean it.... then it needs cleaned like once or twice a week lol so if you dont use it much you dont gotta clean it much
Sad too hear about your dogs death kassam. That’s painful as shit. But great episode guys. Bruce talking about thinking of kassam for weeks just killed me , freaking hilarious 😂😂
R.I.P. Kassems's Dog :(
Holy hell dude, thank you so much for helping them bring more content to us.
and R.I.P Kasseamen's weed tolerance.
Lawrence has been asking "Do you ever..." questions for so many years and I'm not sure anyone has ever said yes.
9:03 lmfao the quartering
chipping in on Kassem's dog cloning fund
R.I.P weed dog he's in a higher place now
This is for Kassem's dog, Bruce's obvious canine-related sexual trauma, and Lawrence's one-line destruction of comedy podcasts with "I was on a plane the other day." Another banger, y'all!
Kassem should look into the documentary Pet Cemetary. I think there is something there.
RIP Kassem's boy
Money I woulda spent on a McFlurry. What the hell is goin on back there?!?
Hoping Bruce can use this money for a better DPI mouse for Kassem
"Smoke a joint, open up your butt hole and you got yourself a dog." 10/10
This was the best podcast I’ve heard this year!
RIP Kassem’s Dog
"now you never will"
Absolutely brutal.
a podcast would be great, start channel membership, I’ll join.
My family just made the decision last night (and it is time) to put down our 16-year-old doggo, who has been in my life for a little over half of it. It's happening next week, and I'm pretty sad. With that being said, the irony alone of me coming here to get it off my mind only to have that be the intro was enough to make me laugh quite a bit, so genuinely thanks for that. I couldn't make it past the first minute, though, but I'm looking forward to coming back to this in a little while and sharing some more laughs with you guys. ❤
I'm sorry. We put our family dog down 6 years ago and that was sad. My wife and I have 2 cats and I can't imagine not having them around. Pets deserve more than 10-20 years.
I'm so sorry to hear about that. The loss of a pet is never, ever easy. Time will heal the wound, but you'll never forget them. I'm glad you came here for a laugh. The boys were extra silly in this one.
Had to put our dog down 3 years ago then a year later the other had to be put down. It’s heartbreaking at first, but now when I think about them I just giggle about all the funny memories I have with them. Hang in there ❤
@blurryrecords Thank you so much for the kind words, they're genuinely much appreciated. This will be the second dog we've put down in my life, but our previous dog only made it until I was around 8 years old, so the weight of the loss didn't really hit me. This pup, though, has really been there through all my most formative years, and so despite him not even leaving us for another 5 or so days, it's definitely hit me a lot harder. I will say his health has been declining for long enough that I've already had time to preemptively grieve, which has definitely made this a lot easier than a sudden loss. To be honest, I thought I was almost past the grief completely already, but actually having a concrete last day has definitely shown me that was naive, lol. Apologies for the long-winded message. I honestly (unintentionally) started using this reply to process and externalize what has just been my internal dialogue since we made the final decision. Again, though, the reminder that soon my memories of him will be seen through the lens of joyousness as opposed to grief, as well as the you sharing those kind words, really does mean a lot ❤️
I was told I HAVE to super chat...
#RIPKassemsDog #KindaWantAPopsicle
For the clone fund...
RIP Kassem’s dog!
Lawrence’s “Now you never will” deliver really got me. Way to dunk on Kassems dead dog. Oh, Algorithm. Everyone knows dead dogs help the algorithm.
"I'm trying to get as much flavor off that thing and it just happens to be a twist and up and down motion does the best" - Kassem G
A podcast, yes please
kassem’s mcflurry 404 got me good
Doing my part to keep the BUTT stuff coming. FOR DEMOCRACY!!
Chelsea you're the best editor on youtube i stg, I'm dying at your edits
RIP Kassem's dog....speaking of RIP...WEEK 6 of me needing these BUTT boys to RIP me up! It's what Kassem's dog would've wanted.
This is for the clone dog. Also rip your dog.
Completely unhinged. 10/10
I just had to put my best friend down last week. Its currently 2 AM on the East coast and Im up late wiping tears from my eyes trying to distract myself still. I've cried almost every day. I was so happy to see a new BuTT video up, and within the first minute... I would have thought nothing could have made me laugh tonight. This must be the chicken soup for the soul that I've heard about. B is for Bruce B is for Brave. RIP Kassems Dog. Love you guys.
How the hell am I just finding out about this channel?! This is absolute gold! I’ve binged all the videos so far and watched a few more than once, I love this shit.
very proud of you kassem for 7 years, its very inspiring as someone whos struggled with addiction
This is the video you show your friends When they ask you what you watch on RUclips.
The McDonalds ice cream machines are self-cleaning which takes 4 hours, but often they run into errors during cleaning and it needs to restart.
The unique combination of dog death, McDonalds McFlurries, and extra horny Helldivers is why BYTT is GOAT'd.
Rest easy to Kassem's good boy.
RIP Kassem's wolf. I'm sorry, man.
Omg the wolf shirts I forgot about those the nostalgia 😂
Wait I mean sorry RIP for pupper
Helldivers 2 is so much fun. EDF! EDF! EDF!
R.I.P. Kassems’ pupper.
The ice cream machines at McDonalds is a whole story. They're proprietary, so when they break, they can only call McDonalds to fix them. But they're always breaking, so the staff that fixes them is always busy. It's a lose-lose for everyone. 1 star avoid.
That Brusce Gren and his sick puppie
I havent laughed this hard since the last BYTT video!
Cool video dudes, I love seeing you 3 together barely playing games
Post-it note saying “nah” killed me
By the time the video was released, the servers and the ice cream machines were fixed
Lawrence is right. I hate when I go to McDonald's to get ice cream and a dog licks my butt
I'm honestly very sorry for your loss kassem. I've lost animals too and it is one of the hardest things to go through
your videos are the funniest stuff on youtube in a LONG time. I love seeing a new video pop up on my homescreen, you all never let me down, so funny your all natural riffs and jokes. it feels like you all are on a stoop just shooting the shit and im all for it. Thanks for another great episode!
Ok, your neck in neck with red letter media
I can't even get past the intro cinematic without the game crashing. Hell yeah Helldivers
Kassem’s neck break had me rolling on the floor for no specific reason other than it being hilarious
Sorry about your dog, Kassim. I lost my dog in September and it still hurts. I'm sorry man, much love to you.
The several episodes of sick dog jokes suddenly becoming dead dog jokes are such a bummer. Rip little kassem dog
I'm sorry about your dog Kassem. You be right. Also the ice cream machines aren't broken. They have a bucket of milk at the bottom which has to be kept topped up, if they forget to fill it and it runs out, the ice cream making process stalls and it takes like 30 minutes to get it going again. Same with the milkshakes.
if we don't get a long pod what about a wide one
I haven’t laughed this much in a while. Wow. My face hurts. More of this.
This is my favorite place to be on a Friday. RIP Barkkem.
RIP Kassem's dog, hopefully his cat can appreciate Harry Potter, or at the very least Lord of the Rings.
ive been Autoplaying video essays all day at work and all of a sudden im listening to . . . THIS . . .
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i subscribed
Kassem the Helldiver. Rolls right off the tongue.
"Groose Breen" really hit my funny bone
I used to work at McDonalds... they dont wanna clean the machine lol. you gotta get a step stool. reach in to the huge tub. put almost half your body in to properly clean it.... then it needs cleaned like once or twice a week lol so if you dont use it much you dont gotta clean it much
I love the episodes with Lawrence, balancing Kassem and Bruce out and taking the piss equally.
"The DPI, Bruce!" -Kassem, every BYTT video 😂
Yooooo this is my first time seeing gameplay of Helldivers and now i understand why Starship troopers discourse blew up on Twitter recently
Didnt know this channel existed. Glad i get the joy of rediscovering you guys! ❤
hahaha that was brutal at the beginning, got Kassem so good
Chelsea is a treasure
I love this trio
Thanks for a new episode of the Kassem show
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Don’t let the view count diminish! Keep up the views! For Kassem’s dog!
Kassem as Bruce Chandling big fun.
Chelsea, can we get a super gif of all the popsicle stuff?
You can tell Lawrence’s edgy dead pet jokes has been honed over years of absolutely destroying the vibe of the room
Depressed Kassem is truly their best iteration.
I love this group
Kassem’s dog crashed and can never log in again.
I love that they keep dissing The Quartering 😆 Keep it up
Absolute joy and hilarity, keep it up!
Too mucho pennie in this episode
maybe if you cut Chelsea's salary, you can buy a mouse with dpi switch
How many times does Kassem need to tell Bruce to fix his DPI? Get your shit together, Bruce.
Oh no Chelsea is rebelling. Abandon ship!
Bruce has GOT to get someone to repair that DPI
im sure Kassem would of done better if it wasn't for Bruce's absurd DPI.
All I can think on Kassem's dog story is him doing a Daniel Day Lewis from There will be Blood
I feel like one day I'm going to get frustrated by something and then yell, "Bruce! Your DPI!"
7:59 it’s usually cause they’ve already cleaned it early and don’t want to fill it back up and clean it again 😂
this is helping me immensley with dealing with grief re: my cat lmao. thank you greatly
Daddy Bruce encouraging Kassem is sweet
Lawrence basically said he's trying to get his money up, not his funny up😅😅😅
I will never eat a popsicle the same way again
Kassem will never deep throat a chocolate banana in front of his dog again! 😢
day 0 since a mention of Bruce’s dpi.
R.I.P. Kassems's Dog.
What is going on with those ice cream machines? And bring back the 2 for a 1$ hash-browns Lawrence.
waiting for the day thequartering comments on one of these vids
Jeremy seems like an alright guy, he might stop by
Corporate hands
Bruce Kassem is jealous of your shelf.
Sad too hear about your dogs death kassam. That’s painful as shit. But great episode guys. Bruce talking about thinking of kassam for weeks just killed me , freaking hilarious 😂😂
RIP KASSEM
I feel Kassems pain. I got my dog when I was at my worst after the Marines he'll be 12 this year.
The dpi was atrocious in this one
kassem G andrew shultz impression 7:52