So that means that legos that I dismember beyond wut they are supposed to be are in constant pain also this implies that the people that make toys can give life
You're not stupid. The tiny one is just another fully plucked, beheaded, gutted bird. 😂 I remember the original video was a prank, and the two women fell for it. One of them started crying thinking the chicken was pregnant.
@@jonquilgemstone That's horrible! My dumb ass would cry too!!! AND I KNOW THAT CHICKENS CAN'T GET PREGANANANT!!! The eggs that are unfertilized get sent to market for consumption and the fertilized ones get saved, probably traded amongst farmers for whoever has enough room for more chicks~
It's an old Thanksgiving prank, the sort that parents play on their kids, like asking their kids to go to a mechanic for a bucket of steam or a can of blinker fluid.
It also wouldn't be plucked, gutted, and beheaded... Pretty sure it was a Cornish game-hen that they stuffed into the cavity of the (again; plucked and _gutted,)_ chicken.
(8:09) I'm reminded of a cartoon from Hustler, back in the early 1990's; there was a picture of a man and a woman, in a doctor's office; the man had club foot, cleft palate, cauliflower ears, strawberry nose, bucked teeth, walked with one of those canes that has the four tennis balls on the end and his eye kind of met in the middle. She was in a wheelchair, with a withered arm, a Hapsburg jaw, scoliosis you could ski down and her eyes went off in opposite directions. The doctor is sitting at his desk and says, "We figured out why you can't have children, and it's because God doesn't want you to."
#Dankness If I had a nickel for every time a gender reveal party burned down a forest I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it is still weird that it happened twice.
@@euclidshield4932 Sorry; I forgot there have been at least 3 of these. So I would have at least 15 cents, and it's also still weird that people are dying at baby gender-reveal parties.
That comic is also why Sora is in Smash! So imagine Sora, Steve, Mario, and Sonic literally clashing during the Hook boss battle, and in the background, Jake and his crew, being Americans, have installed firearms on Bucky. All the while, a Brian May version of Star Spangled Banner can be heard in the background...
0:40 first off, i celebrate having a gf second, i tell him to frick off/slap his ass(depends on his attitude/reaction) my country takes (idk what its called) harming others very seriously, so he likely wont hit me even so, that pain goes away after a maximum of a few minutes, he will not hit you hard enough to cause anything too bad, that could be expensive in court
i just got a little realisation for the pregnant chicken.... they lay egg, they don't grow their kid inside of them.... so how does the baby chicken end up in the mother womb? (the baby chick is not formed when she lay her eggs)
3:15 nazi is a jewish derogatory term made by konrad heider its a bavarian and i think austrian term for slow and supposed to be like sozi (sozialdemokrats shortaned name in weimar germany) ream term used was national socialist
Just for reference, a hen that has not been bred lays unfertilized eggs, so technically, a hen that has been bred and lays fertilized eggs could be called "pregnant".
@@user-dy1vf7lu3i That actually started some years back when a guy accidentally left a couple of squabs in the turkey and cooked it. His S-I-L freaked out when he pulled them out of the cooked turkey, thinking the turkey had been pregnant. Now everyone riffs on the same idea.
@@ryomahoshi1607Well then let me make this one easy for you think of it not as a 50 50 but an 80 20, 80 percent of your life will be better if you don't search it up
Fun fact: in the toy story universe, a toy only dies when you can't play with it
So, that's why Fleshlights and dildos live longer.
Prove it!
Hmmmmm…. Do you by chance remember the incenrator?
So that means that legos that I dismember beyond wut they are supposed to be are in constant pain also this implies that the people that make toys can give life
Tries to like, doesn’t want to spoil the 69😂
13:00
You can’t have pregnant chickens though..? Eggs? Am I stupid?
You're not stupid. The tiny one is just another fully plucked, beheaded, gutted bird. 😂 I remember the original video was a prank, and the two women fell for it. One of them started crying thinking the chicken was pregnant.
You may still be stupid, but you're not wrong on this one. 😁
@@jonquilgemstone That's horrible! My dumb ass would cry too!!! AND I KNOW THAT CHICKENS CAN'T GET PREGANANANT!!! The eggs that are unfertilized get sent to market for consumption and the fertilized ones get saved, probably traded amongst farmers for whoever has enough room for more chicks~
It's an old Thanksgiving prank, the sort that parents play on their kids, like asking their kids to go to a mechanic for a bucket of steam or a can of blinker fluid.
It also wouldn't be plucked, gutted, and beheaded...
Pretty sure it was a Cornish game-hen that they stuffed into the cavity of the (again; plucked and _gutted,)_ chicken.
Shadman is really one of my favorites! His content has such positive messages!
Now Fred Perry, he's an Artisté.
Fr Fr
Fred Perry is an artist, a very VERY good one
@@appallingace6449 I know!
(8:09) I'm reminded of a cartoon from Hustler, back in the early 1990's; there was a picture of a man and a woman, in a doctor's office; the man had club foot, cleft palate, cauliflower ears, strawberry nose, bucked teeth, walked with one of those canes that has the four tennis balls on the end and his eye kind of met in the middle. She was in a wheelchair, with a withered arm, a Hapsburg jaw, scoliosis you could ski down and her eyes went off in opposite directions. The doctor is sitting at his desk and says, "We figured out why you can't have children, and it's because God doesn't want you to."
The full thing is at 8:21
Man Waluigi is such a sigma
12:40 Bro got a face hugger for a hand 💀
I swear that is the only wholesome thing shad ever made
#Dankness
If I had a nickel for every time a gender reveal party burned down a forest I'd have two nickels, which isn't much but it is still weird that it happened twice.
How about the one where an explosion happened and someone died?
@@markh.6687 You're gonna have to be more specific.
@@euclidshield4932 Sorry; I forgot there have been at least 3 of these. So I would have at least 15 cents, and it's also still weird that people are dying at baby gender-reveal parties.
It wouold be more than that
@@markh.6687Sooner or later, someone’s gonna drop a nuke.
Ok but like I'm actually scared to find out how much of the population actually thinks pee is stored in the balls
Ah classic Shadman, the most wholesome comic creator ever...
Im 14 and feel down Right now and Need something wholesome 😔
Ima search him up ❤
0:20 Classic Shadman
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@Alfimon Don’t speak about her
@Alfimon I prefer RuPaul BadBitch~
8:42 Oh hey, I remember this from r/Rimworld the other day
0:00-0:29 you poor unfortunate soul... Ichose to be cursed with knowledge, but you? you came here for the webcomics...
0:21 I think I may have some things to Google.
That comic is also why Sora is in Smash!
So imagine Sora, Steve, Mario, and Sonic literally clashing during the Hook boss battle, and in the background, Jake and his crew, being Americans, have installed firearms on Bucky. All the while, a Brian May version of Star Spangled Banner can be heard in the background...
9:50 for those wondering what he said he said "I'm going to bomb the airport in 2 hours"
Thanks, i was actually searching for someone who can speak minecraft enchanting table right now.
That was arabic @@Zuzuch-r2x
thx Chad
@@Zuzuch-r2xBro 💀
i do remember a school teacher of mine saying to the girls that if a bottle gets stuck they should break it, so no i know that without experience
#dankness
"Hi, my name is Michael vacum and I have a condition that makes it impossible for me to think negatively of something...
But that's ok"
This is cursed comments where the hell am I supposed to pet the good boy
9:48 the text means "I'm about to Bomb an airport in 2 hours" (For those who are wondering)
A turtle approves of this video 👍🐢
Saul goodman approved first
The war has started.
gay men lover approved first first
@@megadumbo6 Did you mean "approved FIST first?"
YAAAAY you're back!!!!! We love you, turtle!
17:45
Don't worry, Preston's Plack ha can say the word.
0:41 you know it’s an old meme when you see the Xbox 360 signs in the background. Damn dude, now I feel ancient.
6:50 “Oh, ugly child! My condolences madam.”
#dankness
I'm not supposed to notice pretty women in sexy outfits unless I'm paying their bills, right??
9:41 Some of us sweat profusely in our sleep.
Literally me
0:40
first off, i celebrate having a gf
second, i tell him to frick off/slap his ass(depends on his attitude/reaction)
my country takes (idk what its called) harming others very seriously, so he likely wont hit me
even so, that pain goes away after a maximum of a few minutes, he will not hit you hard enough to cause anything too bad, that could be expensive in court
0:27 i know the art style dang well,god i feel bad for the person....sahdman has gruly gone through a horrible path
This video went from zero to 100 real fast
low key peach giving sugar in the back ground
When you die and come back as a cowboy. Reintarnation
Lol woah. A meme from Rimworld made it into here! @8:35
3:57 HAHAHAHAHAAA YOU FOOLS I USE MY IMAGINATION
#Dankness
What if Sex Dolls in Toy story also Counted as 'Toys' and Andy's Sex Doll came to life.
the shadman one was crazy-
Pregnant chicken? FFS chickens lay eggs.
0:40 jokes on him, me and my gf are both less than 18, so he’s going to jail
The way bro commented about shadman I already know what website he posts on 💀
@5:14 can someone tell me what this is from?
Also is there a sign up sheet?
These comments fucking hell also that person who felt the need to specify that it was a woman is lying
4:35 you would need more for me, even the entire military wont stop me
8:45 kinda had me laughing
Bro the Oompa Loompa Song had me dead
7:07 Why do I get the feeling the girl next to him on his right did more than just sign his yearbook? If you know what I mean, you know what I mean.
Bro never felt a woman touch
The other girls seem like they're in band. That one, though might have ended up in the band room a few times.
His right or ours?
Where were all these teachers when I was in school?
3:23
Imagine you see this dude at a party 💀💀
15:44 POV: your neighbor is an old veteran home.
( 17:36)
Oompa loompa doopity dister, why'd you have s** with your sister?
My hungry ass couldn't become a surgeon 💀
Virgin morning showerers vs chad once a weeker.
15:44 PETA is actually right here, both are completely normal!
My hungry ahh could not work at an orphanage
My hungry ahh could not work in the maternity ward at a hospital
8:23HO-
Oh nvm hungry false alarm
10:13 y'all ain't never seen a bloke on a smoke before?
i just got a little realisation for the pregnant chicken.... they lay egg, they don't grow their kid inside of them.... so how does the baby chicken end up in the mother womb? (the baby chick is not formed when she lay her eggs)
They stuffed a smaller bird inside the larger bird
People are broken
yes
0:48 Hey, that's not.............. nice
Was that the real Seth Everman? Can't tell without his stache.
10:59 NAH BRO NEW YORK CITY IS WHERE THAT PART WOULD BE
BRO HAD TWO OF THEM, GOT BOTH EXPLODED, AND GOT IT REPLACED 💀💀💀💀💀
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@@Boymanbiy We all see what you did there; it is...acceptable.
8:28 Just another day on the Rim.
12:09 i mean i did it to the vid they used on the nuremberg trials
(can find it on their wikipedia)
5:47 undertale refrence
i would finish the job
because game sees game
3:15
nazi is a jewish derogatory term made by konrad heider its a bavarian and i think austrian term for slow and supposed to be like sozi (sozialdemokrats shortaned name in weimar germany) ream term used was national socialist
Na*i is a shortening of nationalsozialist, idk where you got the idea it was a derogatory term before they committed genocide.
I decided to watch this while brushing my teeth, 3:43 bruh
12:59
I know it’s a meme but what??? Pregnant chicken??? Eggs???
Just for reference, a hen that has not been bred lays unfertilized eggs, so technically, a hen that has been bred and lays fertilized eggs could be called "pregnant".
@@anonygent not exactly but I see your idea. But bro in the picture that was a straight up chick pulled out
@@user-dy1vf7lu3i That actually started some years back when a guy accidentally left a couple of squabs in the turkey and cooked it. His S-I-L freaked out when he pulled them out of the cooked turkey, thinking the turkey had been pregnant. Now everyone riffs on the same idea.
6:20 nice
man censored seth everman
3:21 is the mic on?
6:04 NOOOO
5:28
Death metal
Waluigi didn't enter smash, but he did get to smash
THAT'S LUIGI'S GIRL YOU'RE TALKIN ABOUT!!! Xv
Wow! What a wholesome comic, I’ll google the maker. Wow! I want to vomit and I was happier before learning about the maker! 🤢🤮
Bloke on a smoke
Who is Shadman?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*search it up ig?*
Don't search it up
The duality. I don't know whether i should or should not
@@ryomahoshi1607Well then let me make this one easy for you think of it not as a 50 50 but an 80 20, 80 percent of your life will be better if you don't search it up
@@mrpopo8537 ok then I won't
4:35 bruh what 💀
A cat lover approved of these memes 👍
1:07 who let this mf cook with bowser
8:40 Bro WTF 💀
Bro I just realized 😳
yeah right i don't have a girlfriend. I have a boyfriend
4:20 I'M C(O/U)MING
It took me 4 days to get this joke...I'm stupid sometimes.
If the joke relies on a visual, maybe have the visual up on the screen instead of scrolling or transitioning past it?
i wish i didn't know the context of the first one
I don’t
Wait what does Shadman make?
Let's just say it's pretty fcked up and leave at that.
@@bub6215some of his art is good but I don’t look at his art because of the illegal shit in half of his drawings
Who in the hell is shadman?
An artist who makes some…questionable art
>Shadman
Bruh
19:57 who's going to tell them....
can somebody translate 9:50?
"I'm gonna bomb an airport in 2 hours" or something along those lines
5:48
*where the fuck is toriel*
7:24 sus
10:21 what is it supposed to be?
I am trying to understand the opening comic.
The comic itself isn’t cursed, it’s probably because of the possibility that the comic’s creator made other stuff that isn’t age-appropriate
10:20 bloke on a smoke
0:27 I don’t get it
9:49 what’d it say?
I don't get the first one 😢
He's an r34 artist
Damn