As a Miles, hearing "if there's a Miles out there, fuck you, he'll never make it" from my favourite group of monochrome overweight gremlins is pretty heartbreaking
The image of Lyle’s car literally exploding on the street after saving his friend from mlm representatives, who are now chasing them down is filling my brain
mr. oneyplays, I regret to inform you that the intro has been cut too short. I cannot bring myself to watch the funni screams until this problem is resolved
Someone had to say it! This libtard Chris character is selling out to the man. My gosh I mean my sweetheart and I can't even look at eachother anymore.
For the Genie wishing scenario, Step 1: Make a wish that creates another Genie that you can't make a wish towards to make yourself younger and it still takes a year off your life, so it's still following it's own rules. Step 2: Make a wish towards the 2nd Genie for ANOTHER Genie that you CAN wish to be younger with and that it doesn't take a year off your life, since the 2nd Genie's only limitation is that you can't wish it directly to be younger and it still takes a year off your life. Step 3: Make a wish towards the 3rd Genie, that the next wish you make to the 2nd and 1st Genie's HAS to be granted at the same time. Step 4: Make a wish towards the 2nd Genie that the 1st Genie no longer exists, and make a wish to the 1st Genie that the 2nd Genie no longer exists. Step 5: Profit. Now you have a Genie you can make any wish to without consequence, and no loose ends like the 1st and 2nd Genie trying to get back at you somehow.
I can feel the silent smile on Chris' face when he does something cool in this game, mainly because I have a big stupid grin on my face when I see him do cool shit in this game.
Incredible and introspective story with eerie foreshadowing with a suspenseful climax, ultimately having a bad ending leaving a bitter taste in your mouth
I just imagine the people who made this game are so jazzed up to hear some commentary and it immediately goes left and doesn't even talk about the game hardly at all for like 15 mins
@@kinetic2245 we skip over him in school history books along with Japanese internment camps during ww2. Basically asain concentration camps that we ran
@@Zack-xu2zw as a guy in high school right now, I can confirm that we're not taught shit about the Japanese concentration camps, we only just acknowledge it happened and move on.
@@noahlondon255 Man idk what school u guys went to but mine had a whole unit on that shit, i even wrote a whole paper on it. also it wasn’t all asian americans it was those of japanese descent. another thing we didnt get taught but i learned while doing that paper was that we did that to italian and german americans too in some areas ofcourse
This is just two big responsible parents having a conversation while their little son Oney pulls at their trousers trying to get their attention in the supermarket.
1:08:22 I feel the same way about my dad when he trims his beard. He looks too much like me when he's clean shaven, it's unnerving. I know dads look like their sons by default but he adopted me so it's extremely odd that I look **exactly** like him.
I had a guy that sent us to his dad to fix my van. When the dad found out I didn’t have a job he gave me a book to read about getting rich by creating businesses. He then talked to me and my mom for like 3 hours about his family. Like 3 days later I returned it after reading half and learning absolutely nothing. When I said I found a job he snatched the book from me and just walked out of his office. I laughed as I drove out of his garage.
You can wish for money from a Will Smith Genie by wishing for precious metals- wish for gold. No counterfeit problems, just exchange the metals for whatever currency you want.
In theory our direction as humans is vertical and the way we're moving is down since we're constantly being forced down my gravity and counter-forced(?) up my the ground, making it neutral. But yeah, our direction is vertically to the center of the Earth.
Chris saying "look Tomar" is so cute, like a little cute child showing his parents something cool.
We all wish to say, "Look Tomar" as he puts down his big newspaper and his big corncob pipe
I want someone to make a "look tomar" compilation
"Look Jaxy, it's muyyy themeee swooonng"
The Child like wonderment of Chris will never not put a smile on peoples faces.
@@vf1doom497 on it
Lyle, with his all-seeing iconic singular eye, predicts Tomar’s daughter at 17:51
Totally the orb
That fuckin orb I WANNA TOUCH IT SO BAD
As a Miles, hearing "if there's a Miles out there, fuck you, he'll never make it" from my favourite group of monochrome overweight gremlins is pretty heartbreaking
The image of Lyle’s car literally exploding on the street after saving his friend from mlm representatives, who are now chasing them down is filling my brain
It’s a beautiful image
I love how easy it is to just convince Tomar of literally anything.
I love the opening theme for this game, you can hear it at 45:29
I was looking for this moment for a while, thanks for that
"It's a Joshua Tomar quote."
- Joshua Tomar
mr. oneyplays, I regret to inform you that the intro has been cut too short. I cannot bring myself to watch the funni screams until this problem is resolved
Oh my effing gosh I'm so sorry this happened to you don't worry I'm sure someone will come help soon, stay strong my little friend
We’ll get through this together, my darling oneyites!
Someone had to say it! This libtard Chris character is selling out to the man. My gosh I mean my sweetheart and I can't even look at eachother anymore.
Not a big deal, but it's a little embarassing. They didn't watch the first 5 seconds before uploading lol
@@cremdilly7176 how can you say something like this? Can't you see how shaken he is? I'm steaming right now, hmph
Ah yes, the series about Chris's little friend down there
HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE SUPREME BEING OF RUclips AND I HAVE TWO GIRLFRIENDS EVEN THOUGH I AM THE UNPRETTIEST RUclipsR OF ALL TIME!!! Good bye sevren
@@AxxLAfriku what
@@AxxLAfriku are you ok man?
@@AxxLAfriku niggas
chris's morgz impression and description is amazing
Remember seeing my friend Pedro on Kongregate back in the day. Made me obsess with slo Mo functions in games so glad it’s progressed
Fun fact: the guy who created the John Wick franchise is working on a My Friend Pedro TV adaptation.
Oh that’s dope
Well, info? It's been a year
@@don_hato No new info has come out since July 2nd, 2020. Probably got canned.
IS THIS REAL
I thought he was making a Ghost of Tsushima movie
part of me feels like this whole game is just how zach lives irl
Watching this video while thinking of this comment makes it much better
Talking to a funny little creature who tells him to shoot people
Myspace Tom was wiped from my memory until I saw your profile pic
@@MinecrafterAl erm I think you mean Tom fulp
THE LOST ONEY EPISODE, STORY OF THE CORRUPTED INTRO
love but hate it
Glad to know it wasn't my schizophrenia acting up again
@@muchappreciated.5663 erm, kind of cringe
@@PolumbiusTheThird schizophrenia do be cringe to deal with I agree
Here before zach exposes his beautiful little ****** on screen
his beautiful little girl on screen, such a prodigy
His adorable little throbbing massive baby girl
His bulbous, quivering, red little girl. So cute!
His big veiny, hairy, sticky little princess girl
his flaccid microscopic bby girl
Look at that Oney. He's such a Plays
Hearing them role play the Rugrats always brings a smile to my face. They do Chaz and Stu so well
For the Genie wishing scenario, Step 1: Make a wish that creates another Genie that you can't make a wish towards to make yourself younger and it still takes a year off your life, so it's still following it's own rules.
Step 2: Make a wish towards the 2nd Genie for ANOTHER Genie that you CAN wish to be younger with and that it doesn't take a year off your life, since the 2nd Genie's only limitation is that you can't wish it directly to be younger and it still takes a year off your life.
Step 3: Make a wish towards the 3rd Genie, that the next wish you make to the 2nd and 1st Genie's HAS to be granted at the same time.
Step 4: Make a wish towards the 2nd Genie that the 1st Genie no longer exists, and make a wish to the 1st Genie that the 2nd Genie no longer exists.
Step 5: Profit. Now you have a Genie you can make any wish to without consequence, and no loose ends like the 1st and 2nd Genie trying to get back at you somehow.
Now you made a genie delete two of its own species, and it has that on it's conscious forever
@@crackedyanne2877 let the malice loose for profit.
alternatively, just make one of your wishes for the genie that the rules no longer apply, then wish for more wishes
I'd just wish for a massive peen and end it at that
"I want to watch the banana." -oney ~2017
Wasn’t that Chris?
they are the same person
@@boper8438 whats the difference
@@boper8438 he doesn't say that.
Go home chaz
This whole game was done by one guy, actually. It has some flaws but I found it super impressive that one dude made something so unique.
Lyle and Tomar and Chris is my ultimate favorite WHATS wrong with me?
I love everyone’s Tomar impressions.
The doctor told me I am a very special Tomar and he has never seen another Tomar like me in his whole fucking lyeef
I can feel the silent smile on Chris' face when he does something cool in this game, mainly because I have a big stupid grin on my face when I see him do cool shit in this game.
And now tomar has a daughter. I had no idea Lyle was so powerful
i feel like someone is missing. we got tomar, chrisboy, and lanky kong, but where’s the Forbidden One?
and its true because it rhimes
It's down the the sewer, scavenging for food.
He might be working part time for the Smiling Friends company. I heard they recently had some issues with an infestation of bliblys though.
Jontron?
Ah yes the Hazel Hadel about to tell you something fatal with as much weirdness as a meat flab.
1:06:54
I can almost hear zach screaming
*OH YOU'RE SO RIGHT DADDY TOMAR*
I'm glad I'm not the only one
Every comment here is asking where Zach is in this video, but what they don’t know is he is here, in his truest, purest form. Peel and everything
56:27 I'm sad Zach wasn't here to join in on this Rugrats episode
"killin in the name of! BA-NA-BUH-BA-NA-NA!"
I like rage against the machine.
Can't wait for the best of, for this beautiful playthrough.
Funniest South Park joke about Al Gore is that he invented the internet to track the manbearpig lmao just a throw away line that makes me laugh
I watched this channel for 3 years and never have i seen you play this what kind of black magic is this
24:20. I already loved Tomar, but him mentioning The Phantom Tollbooth just raised my enjoyment of him even more
I dont remember this playthrough at all...
My mom threwed up
Jason Kush cool
Such a nice lady, hope she's okay after our big date the other night. :(
She throwled up after eating something that wasn’t cheesy potatos
I love that Dance with the Dead is playing during the motorcycle segment!
I think Lyle should be the official Pedro voice and should write his own lines 😂
Lyle's punishment upon Jeff Bezos is the perfect hell for him
45:29 - 45:54 a golden moment
I could totally listen to Oney Plays: A Discussion About MLM
Incredible and introspective story with eerie foreshadowing with a suspenseful climax, ultimately having a bad ending leaving a bitter taste in your mouth
I'm so happy Tomar referenced The Phantom Tollbooth. I didn't know anyone else knew that book existed.
Chris's Morgz impression is terrifyingly accurate
Oneyplays is the best let's play channel for adults. All fun no bs
Lmao "You have moral qualms with stupid faces now Chris?"
this is a great community 💜
"Tomar look! The plane is crashing and theres only 1 parachute left"
I've been back to playing this game non stop recently so I'm chuffed seeing this
Tomato Babies Time stamp- 1:05:05
There are some amazing hypotheticals in this.
Didn’t think I’d see the day Chris and Tomar would politically discuss Morgz followed by the most gorgeous little impressions
17:51 huh.....
I just imagine the people who made this game are so jazzed up to hear some commentary and it immediately goes left and doesn't even talk about the game hardly at all for like 15 mins
17:51 Liar
Lyle would make a good Banano
Funny thing is that history has pretty much vindicated McCarthy.
How?
@@kinetic2245 we skip over him in school history books along with Japanese internment camps during ww2. Basically asain concentration camps that we ran
@@Zack-xu2zw as a guy in high school right now, I can confirm that we're not taught shit about the Japanese concentration camps, we only just acknowledge it happened and move on.
@@noahlondon255 Man idk what school u guys went to but mine had a whole unit on that shit, i even wrote a whole paper on it. also it wasn’t all asian americans it was those of japanese descent. another thing we didnt get taught but i learned while doing that paper was that we did that to italian and german americans too in some areas ofcourse
This is just two big responsible parents having a conversation while their little son Oney pulls at their trousers trying to get their attention in the supermarket.
Dude Chris's Morgz impression is on spot
Played this alot when it was still just a flash game and was so excited when it got anounced
1:08:22 I feel the same way about my dad when he trims his beard. He looks too much like me when he's clean shaven, it's unnerving. I know dads look like their sons by default but he adopted me so it's extremely odd that I look **exactly** like him.
Lyle predicted tomar having a daughter with his big beard bald head hypothesis
It really tickled my cockle when you mentioned Esteban winsmor
7:13 That's what I mean when I said, "When you guys play 'Worms,' you actually concentrate on playing Worms."
Everyone is involved in that game.
I love when he says “he just has unlimited money for some reason” implying that the amount of money he has is inexplicable
cant believe they didnt do the yabba dabba doo roll early on
Honestly Devolver is such a good studio
28:00 if anything that pan saved him. Looked like it was juggling and eating a lot of that fire
we want more fish
The Tomar Baby in the high chair is the best one
"Have a taste of my smelly, wet cookie"
It just doesn't work...
Yeesh
Someone needs to make a best of OneyPlays spontaneous musical numbers compilation
I had a guy that sent us to his dad to fix my van. When the dad found out I didn’t have a job he gave me a book to read about getting rich by creating businesses. He then talked to me and my mom for like 3 hours about his family. Like 3 days later I returned it after reading half and learning absolutely nothing.
When I said I found a job he snatched the book from me and just walked out of his office. I laughed as I drove out of his garage.
wut.....
This is the Amazing Atheist's favourite game. He says he "likes how it feels"
17:52 erm,,, this didn’t age too well…..
There it is!
The Iconic Lyle Banana
53:00 Chris talking about his mom almost dying a bunch of times then talking about the steamroller story.
56:20 Dr. Split Shits
I remember when My Friend Pedro was a flash game on Armorgames before it got an Xbox Arcade release.
That shorter intro threw me for a loop
On this video, i got an ad for an MLM saying "You can make more than a neurosurgeon while working from home!!!!!"
This game seems like what a Max Payne 3ds game would have been like
I fell into the same marketing gimmick in Atlanta, funny to hear it happen to someone else.
Cooking with Dave > Epic Meal Time
I didn't even know they played this
You can wish for money from a Will Smith Genie by wishing for precious metals- wish for gold. No counterfeit problems, just exchange the metals for whatever currency you want.
I'm getting mad deja vu from this
Aww, I wanted then to see the ending :(
Bruh that voice crack 🤣🤣
38:11
In theory our direction as humans is vertical and the way we're moving is down since we're constantly being forced down my gravity and counter-forced(?) up my the ground, making it neutral. But yeah, our direction is vertically to the center of the Earth.
1:12:55 Unsubscribed.
LMAO
I got an ad for Spanish McDonald’s before this and I’m pretty sure it’s only because “Pedro” is in the title.
Of all the funnies the Dr. Splitshits is so overlooked
the wrinkle in time book series is good, ive never seen the movie
i know they dont really take suggesitons but i'd love to see chris and some friends play Ape Out
Oh good lord they'd need Zach NEED Zach for that one
That Lyle Thumbnail Banana stares into my soul.
1:11:30 fun fact. Tomar actually grins as he gets a bolt screwed into his head.
17:51 lyle knew baby tomar was comming
If only he knew that "do you know what time it is?" Was what Jacket from Hotline Miami said well at least is more known from him
When you watch RUclips on the toilet and see the gauntlet of 18 ads
They travel to Tomartopia at one point
32:48 my new christmas song