Dhar Mann Hires Fake Gordon Ramsay

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @kristi8036
    @kristi8036 2 года назад +3750

    The fact that august can talk about Jordan ramsey with a straight face is a skill in its own

    • @dylaneditz9974
      @dylaneditz9974 2 года назад +17

      fr

    • @RedGummyBears
      @RedGummyBears 2 года назад +38

      @im sacred I memorized it. It’s potato wedges

    • @wumpuswoo
      @wumpuswoo 2 года назад +96

      how do you even know he has a straight face, he's a duck PNG 💀

    • @dylaneditz9974
      @dylaneditz9974 2 года назад +20

      @@wumpuswoo facts...

    • @_MissLoLo
      @_MissLoLo 2 года назад +11

      What face?

  • @josephunderwood72
    @josephunderwood72 2 года назад +1170

    Jordon Ramsay: "Excellent technique Michael, very impressive!"
    August: "H e. I s c r a c k I n g. A n e g g.

    • @Sir.cheezington-the-first
      @Sir.cheezington-the-first 2 года назад +51

      YES T R U E L Y A M A Z I N G

    • @swapnavadey6096
      @swapnavadey6096 2 года назад +27

      Now let's see Paul Allen's technique

    • @StelBoy2008
      @StelBoy2008 2 года назад +27

      The kid’s face while August was saying that is the cherry on the cake.

    • @tetrofita1787
      @tetrofita1787 Год назад +14

      Cracking a Negg?
      Wow! Never knew August liked Neopets!

    • @sh4dowmarine348
      @sh4dowmarine348 Год назад +4

      the most replayed part of the video...and for good reason lol love it!

  • @kittycatmeowmeow963
    @kittycatmeowmeow963 2 года назад +2120

    This guy is nothing like Gordon Ramsay. He never acts rude towards children (even when they cheat).

    • @schmellz595
      @schmellz595 Год назад +485

      He looks like if Gordan Ramsey and Rick Astley had a baby

    • @froggy8714
      @froggy8714 Год назад +182

      @@schmellz595that’s the perfect description

    • @100billiongaming
      @100billiongaming Год назад +209

      @@schmellz595 "You know the rules and so do i....give me your jaaacket"

    • @JGProductions6581
      @JGProductions6581 Год назад +26

      And They’re both British.

    • @poison69506
      @poison69506 Год назад +52

      his acting is good but writing itself is just terrible

  • @zimrim3211
    @zimrim3211 2 года назад +1992

    You can tell he tried to hire Gordon Ramsay but never got a response

  • @SarahSoupster
    @SarahSoupster 8 месяцев назад +144

    This is literally the opposite of Gordon Ramsey.
    Gordon is Scottish, not posh English.
    He’s kind and helpful towards children and teens like this (judging that they’re teens based on the fact he’s trying to get into culinary school).
    When he’s with adults, he very much respects the good chefs but he doesn’t call them darling and dear, he calls waitresses and unassociated people that, he gives the chefs in his kitchen the respect they give him.
    He doesn’t spew random insults if you food is bad, he complains about your food and then gives you feedback. Based on your response to said feedback THEN he starts insulting, if you take the criticism well and put it into practise then he won’t randomly insult you.

    • @ukulelebottom
      @ukulelebottom 5 месяцев назад +27

      he called me a radioactive tropical fish when I mixed an overcooked egg with sulfuric acid, how rude.

    • @lunalestrange83
      @lunalestrange83 5 месяцев назад +6

      Underrated comment​@@ukulelebottom

    • @selwynlouisesiose3306
      @selwynlouisesiose3306 17 дней назад

      Also another thing to note, if he wants a glass of water or something he needs, he doesn't order people to go get it for him, he gets his own glasses and being more independent compared to the abomination in this video.

    • @Enricocasualgaming101
      @Enricocasualgaming101 16 дней назад +1

      This is interesting I wonder why they ripped off gordan Ramsey

    • @rem14kde
      @rem14kde 5 дней назад

      @@ukulelebottomcrazy

  • @aidenguzman3510
    @aidenguzman3510 2 года назад +7379

    We’re not just telling stories, we’re shamelessly ripping off celebrities

    • @Peaceinthehead
      @Peaceinthehead 2 года назад

      Man f u

    • @AneXineohp
      @AneXineohp 2 года назад +130

      therefore changing lives

    • @AneXineohp
      @AneXineohp 2 года назад +62

      doing that can be comedic at times (like making skits or sketches based off of celebrities, not ripping off them, thought i should clarify), but it’s clear what dhar mann is really trying to do smh.

    • @AneXineohp
      @AneXineohp 2 года назад +24

      also nice play on words

    • @FlowBroVR
      @FlowBroVR 2 года назад +17

      💀

  • @sybsygstgstsgysg5330
    @sybsygstgstsgysg5330 2 года назад +752

    *”If you don’t poop now, you’ll poop later”*
    *-AugustTheDuck, 2022*

    • @bayejid.a.a
      @bayejid.a.a 2 года назад +9

      Lol

    • @StelBoy2008
      @StelBoy2008 2 года назад +37

      Truly one of the life lessons of all time.

    • @GiGitteru
      @GiGitteru Год назад +6

      Thanks, I honestly really needed to hear that from someone :)

    • @aguywhojustexists
      @aguywhojustexists Год назад +7

      That Quote makes more sense than Modern Dhar Mann videos.

    • @jamesoshea580
      @jamesoshea580 Год назад +2

      That's not the quote.

  • @whitezombie10
    @whitezombie10 2 года назад +596

    I bet Dhar Mann tried to hire the real Gordon Ramsay but he probably shouted insults at him for hours and made him cry

    • @JGProductions6581
      @JGProductions6581 2 года назад +56

      He probably saw those videos and was pissed

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 года назад +13

      @@JGProductions6581 yeah

    • @IllyanaReyLiz
      @IllyanaReyLiz Год назад +17

      I'd pay to see that😂❤

    • @lakeshowbron4747
      @lakeshowbron4747 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @Miss.x.Coffee
      @Miss.x.Coffee 6 месяцев назад

      dhar man saw the real videos and thought he could change a life 😫 (if that makes sense)

  • @arcticalissa
    @arcticalissa Год назад +216

    “He..is..cracking…..an egg” gets me every time 💀

  • @gabe4037
    @gabe4037 2 года назад +1081

    Fun fact. I’m an art student in college and one of our professors names is Jordan. We call her Jordan Ramsey because even though the lady is 4 ft she had made grown men cry

    • @elbarto4069
      @elbarto4069 Год назад +56

      Art students 😂

    • @gabe4037
      @gabe4037 Год назад +35

      @@elbarto4069 lmao proud to be a weirdo xD

    • @Calwerx
      @Calwerx Год назад +7

      It’s Jordon Ramsay

    • @ahandlemustbechosen
      @ahandlemustbechosen Год назад +5

      @@elbarto4069 Let ppl be what they wanna be lol

    • @IndraAshuroAkatsuki
      @IndraAshuroAkatsuki Год назад +7

      Golden just GOLDEN💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @MrBookworm01
    @MrBookworm01 2 года назад +608

    1:54 In his defense, this video is depicting a KID'S cooking show, and Gordon Ramsey is notably less harsh with kid cooks than he is with their adult counterparts. So in that sense, Dhar Mann got it right...until later in the video when he started having Jordan screech at these kids for their "mistakes."
    Also, this video's ending is especially screwed up when you remember that Dhar Mann did a whole "violence is never the answer" video based off the Will Smith/Chris Rock incident.

    • @NotBreezey
      @NotBreezey 2 года назад +25

      He did what!?

    • @SlippyOne
      @SlippyOne 2 года назад +9

      fax

    • @MrBookworm01
      @MrBookworm01 2 года назад +33

      @@NotBreezey Yep; if you wanna check it out, it's titled "Movie Star Slaps Host at Award Show"

    • @brookelynnwu8016
      @brookelynnwu8016 2 года назад +34

      That, also a lot of his hotel hotel he’ll & kitchen nightmares he was a lot more gentle with the staff. He actually seems like a pretty cool person most of the time unless someone continues to do something that pisses him off so idk why he acts that way on his main cooking show, if I had to guess it’s more acting than reality for entertainment.

    • @someguy7629
      @someguy7629 2 года назад +12

      Gordon Ramsay even had a cooking competition against the Muppet : The Swedish chef. Then had a box ring style Insult Inferno with Statler and Waldorf.

  • @victore8342
    @victore8342 2 года назад +455

    "The chef is REALLY sensitive to spice"
    Dhar Mann must've not seen BOTH of Gordon Ramsay's appearances on Hot Ones

    • @JGProductions6581
      @JGProductions6581 2 года назад +17

      Maybe he has but tried to make it slightly different.

    • @crimson8448
      @crimson8448 2 года назад +33

      You guys step it up too much its Jordan ramsey

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад +15

      well, this is Jordan, not Gordon

    • @pokemata1035
      @pokemata1035 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@vibaj16 MJ?? WHYYY!!

    • @CometMasonTrucker
      @CometMasonTrucker 7 месяцев назад +2

      Watching Gordon Ramsey’s shows, Dhar Mann got this one pretty good, I’ve seen Gordon Ramsey criticize dishes a good bit for being “too spicy”

  • @roll3886
    @roll3886 2 года назад +659

    If you've ever seen Masterchef Junior, Gordon is actually really calmed and toned down with the kids, not a single swear word and he doesn't even yell at them. He tries his best to be constructive with them. So in that sense he's not too far off from that portrayal.

    • @Niko-B281sa
      @Niko-B281sa 2 года назад +78

      Idk he’s dealing with those kids in the dhar mann vids the same way he is dealing with hell kitchen contestants which is inaccurate
      Also why is a grown man at the end wanting to beat up a scrawny middle schooler just for insulting him okay?

    • @roll3886
      @roll3886 2 года назад +16

      @@Niko-B281sa Yeah he got it right for most of it though, since August was wondering why it was so toned down and not screaming at everything.

    • @Niko-B281sa
      @Niko-B281sa 2 года назад +40

      @@roll3886 I don’t like how dhar mann is featuring child abuse in a lighthearted way like what message is that suppose to be?

    • @goofyahhnamingsystem
      @goofyahhnamingsystem Год назад +25

      @@Niko-B281sa “my daughter lost the competition because of you so imma beat the shit outta you for that hahah child abuse funni guys”

    • @63tpa
      @63tpa Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/mCfYi7634rU/видео.html

  • @Demon-XO24
    @Demon-XO24 2 года назад +426

    “He. Is Cracking. An Egg “ 😂

    • @tedjohnson7585
      @tedjohnson7585 8 месяцев назад +15

      "Egg-cell-ent technique, Michael!" LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 7 месяцев назад +8

      CRACKS me up every time I rewatch this

    • @RoxlnnBR
      @RoxlnnBR 3 месяца назад +2

      @@ironrevenger9386 bruh

  • @bigguys45s29
    @bigguys45s29 2 года назад +705

    The actor portraying the fake Gordon Ramsay is Ted Wells.
    He’s actually an American, he’s just an expert at making voice impressions, which is why Dhar hired him lol.
    Ted also has appeared on many game shows, even WAY back in the mid 80’s as well.
    Talented fella. He’s also good friends with the father of actress Marisa Ribisi, who is the ex wife of famous alternative rock singer, Beck.

    • @beebeelicious
      @beebeelicious 2 года назад +130

      Unfortunately not expert at a British accent..🤣

    • @summerrose7839
      @summerrose7839 2 года назад +34

      That’s pretty cool. Thank you for sharing 😊

    • @applesaretasty2.099
      @applesaretasty2.099 2 года назад +79

      @@beebeelicious ikr
      As a British person residing in England I’ll say that it’s such a fake accent and it’s so obvious

    • @rtgedits1865
      @rtgedits1865 2 года назад +25

      I can speak british accent better than that guy lol

    • @tgslayer4774
      @tgslayer4774 2 года назад +16

      Dhar put his talents to waste.

  • @Jules-916
    @Jules-916 2 года назад +295

    I like how they go from making simple street tacos with store-bought sauce to making macarons. Kind of a jump in skill level.

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 Год назад +14

      Lol yh fr 😂 they could've made something a bit more interesting and at a similar level to the macarons at least... But then again Dhar Mann never makes sense these days.

    • @1_irisFAN
      @1_irisFAN Год назад +5

      “Okay, the next challenge is Mac n Cheese”

      “And now we’ll be making Gourmet waffles and pancakes with a drizzle of chocolate sauce”

  • @broguy2777
    @broguy2777 2 года назад +236

    I can imagine him saying
    "what are you"
    "A stupid burger"

  • @SupImEm
    @SupImEm 2 года назад +51

    Kid: literally cracks an egg into a bowl.
    JoRdAn: Splendid technique and flawless execution!

  • @Bunnings_SnagAUS
    @Bunnings_SnagAUS Год назад +9

    Watching this is a kitchen nightmare.

  • @rockyraidy7194
    @rockyraidy7194 2 года назад +927

    Forget Gordon Ramsay, Jordan is now the greatest anime protagonist in the history of dhar mann

    • @bruhmomentum3443
      @bruhmomentum3443 2 года назад +62

      When he said “its Jordin’ time”. I literally pissed my ass and cried out of my toenails. It was very emotional 🥲

    • @Wclimatechange
      @Wclimatechange 2 года назад +22

      ​@@bruhmomentum3443 lmao 🤣

    • @bruhmomentum3443
      @bruhmomentum3443 2 года назад +14

      @@Wclimatechange i was expecting you to reply with 😐 since these comments are getting kinda bland nowadays

    • @MafiMZFan
      @MafiMZFan 2 года назад +5

      Bakugo🤣

    • @HaganeNoMoonsalt
      @HaganeNoMoonsalt 2 года назад +5

      @@bruhmomentum3443 😐

  • @titaniac3037
    @titaniac3037 2 года назад +134

    worst part is he didn't find a way to include the fake Ramsay saying "You forgot the lamb sauce!!"

    • @melissalonla
      @melissalonla 2 года назад +4

      he would have fumbled the line, like he fumbled all of the other ones

    • @JGProductions6581
      @JGProductions6581 2 года назад +12

      Only The Real Ramsay can do that.

    • @regalcartoon5932
      @regalcartoon5932 Год назад +5

      That, “You Donut!”, and “Fuck off!” were all left out. But as the two people above me mentioned, he could never have pulled it off.

    • @joaquinfranzpayumo8460
      @joaquinfranzpayumo8460 7 месяцев назад

      Dhar Mann ver:
      YOU FORGOT THE SZECHAUN SAUCE!

  • @regalcartoon5932
    @regalcartoon5932 2 года назад +114

    Pretty sure Salt and Sugar feel different. And salt has a distinct smell. And sugar I guess dissolves much faster than salt and the solubility is much higher. So, a good and attentive cook who works with both sugar and salt for a dish that they’ve made 100 times before would definitely notice a difference.

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale 2 года назад +21

      Glad I'm not the only one who notices that salt has a distinct smell.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @JGProductions6581
      @JGProductions6581 2 года назад +3

      I can’t even smell salt. It kind of reminds me of that one Gumball Scene where Gumball eats Cereal with salt in it and Vomits it out on Darwin’s face.

    • @theawokendragonBlueTea
      @theawokendragonBlueTea 2 года назад +7

      Finally someone who can also smell salt... nobody ever believed me so far

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 2 года назад +2

      To me they just have a different texture... I think.

  • @minikitty7835
    @minikitty7835 Год назад +18

    12:32 I agree with that, like if it’s a televised cooking show, wouldn’t make sense that their will be cameras to film the kids cooking?

  • @thelearningmethod
    @thelearningmethod Год назад +43

    11:54 this part keeps killing me 😂😂😂, especially with August's response

  • @CandyCane2004
    @CandyCane2004 2 года назад +742

    Me:I want Gordon Ramsey
    Mom: Nah we got Gordon Ramsey at home
    Gordon Ramsey at home:

  • @justtruz
    @justtruz 2 года назад +670

    I swear that dhar man will make a video on anything or anyone as long as he can turn it into a “life” lesson

    • @mitchellplays1440
      @mitchellplays1440 2 года назад +38

      Kid says the f word at school regrets it
      In the video he says fudge and it still beep it out this my idea of a Dhar man video

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 года назад +12

      @@mitchellplays1440 and at the end he gets beaten by another kid or a kid's parent

    • @Golden_Zeke
      @Golden_Zeke 2 года назад +4

      Yea.. he can make some weird, cringe, vidoes sometimes, but it's still really interesting and interesting

    • @YNoted
      @YNoted 2 года назад

      Bonjour Iced

    • @justtruz
      @justtruz 2 года назад

      @@YNoted hi jweeb

  • @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom
    @JustaHedgehoginSonicBoom 2 года назад +145

    Dhar Mann: I hate abuse!
    Also Dhar Mann: hmmm🤔
    yep, let’s have a man beat a child😊

    • @Potato_tomato47
      @Potato_tomato47 Год назад +3

      He called him a doofus so it’s kinda on him yaknow?

    • @Geetz7
      @Geetz7 Год назад +12

      ​@@Potato_tomato47beating up someone because said someone called you a doofus is just honestly childish, especially if its a kid

    • @nicholasemjohnson47
      @nicholasemjohnson47 9 месяцев назад +1

      I didn't like that ending, either, but it's not actually clear that the man actually hurt Jason. He cracked his knuckles, but he probably was only there to scare Jason, nothing more.

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 7 месяцев назад +5

      ⁠@@nicholasemjohnson47Even if he didn’t beat him up the punishment just doesn’t fit. Jason should be made to clean up every dish from the competition. He should also receive a punishment from his own father like peeling onions since he wants to cook so bad

    • @nicholasemjohnson47
      @nicholasemjohnson47 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@ironrevenger9386 That's probably true.

  • @NxlanBH
    @NxlanBH 2 года назад +58

    If a door-dasher delivers food to the wrong person, THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO BACK AND GET IT, I believe it’s some type of health code violation, and besides the door-dasher wouldn’t have just wandered into a building that he is not welcome in, it’s trespassing. And let’s be real, no door dasher cares about their job that much that they will go back to get an order that COULD’VE been tampered with. Dhar Mann honestly is a cheap excuse of a director and he is just doing it for easy money, it disappoints me to see someone who played the fake role of being a good person spreading awareness to someone who’s posting joke skits. “There are no shortcuts to success” - Dhar Mann himself, yet that’s exactly what he did to get where he is now.

  • @KiKiChamp123
    @KiKiChamp123 2 года назад +90

    If Gordon Ramsey ever talked to kids like Jordan Ramsey, those kids will be traumatised for life

  • @icyluckboi2274
    @icyluckboi2274 2 года назад +284

    Damn we all love Jordan Ramsay

    • @icyluckboi2274
      @icyluckboi2274 2 года назад +3

      @LilRookie gordan ramsay* and yea lol

    • @icyluckboi2274
      @icyluckboi2274 2 года назад +2

      @LilRookie lol yes

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 года назад +11

      @LilRookie don't forget "Allison Day" who is supposed to be Addison Rae

    • @icyluckboi2274
      @icyluckboi2274 2 года назад

      @@whitezombie10 ahh yes

  • @murphysclaw6790
    @murphysclaw6790 2 года назад +101

    You (kinda) have to give Dhar Mann credit for having the confidence to make videos about the world and the people in it, when he clearly has no clue how either of them work. Stunning and brave.

    • @JGProductions6581
      @JGProductions6581 2 года назад

      He isn’t human

    • @suleimansghk
      @suleimansghk 2 года назад +10

      more like brave and foolish if I say it

    • @vibaj16
      @vibaj16 Год назад +1

      He's incredibly pessimistic about how people act, and incredibly optimistic about what happens in the end

    • @Loonicorn56
      @Loonicorn56 Год назад

      Truly taunting the line between bravery, and stupidity.

  • @lexyberesford5373
    @lexyberesford5373 Год назад +28

    6:03 "hot sauce extremely"

  • @NoProGamer048
    @NoProGamer048 Год назад +21

    The fact that a grown man was about to beat up some middle schooler is just really crazy

  • @dunbar5741
    @dunbar5741 2 года назад +114

    How do real adults write the scripts and not be like, “Hold on a minute…”

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 года назад +19

      Dhar Mann probably tells them to write them like this, and to keep the job they don't object

    • @ZCraftX
      @ZCraftX 2 года назад +14

      This is like something an elementary students would write for their drama project

    • @realcinnamongold
      @realcinnamongold 2 года назад

      HES A KIDNAPPER 😳😳😳

  • @jane9240
    @jane9240 2 года назад +64

    11:58
    Heeeeeee. Is cracking.... An egg😂😂😂😂

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 7 месяцев назад +6

      August’s delivery of that line and the zooming in CRACKED me up too

  • @barbie_joo_
    @barbie_joo_ 2 года назад +803

    If dhar mann wanted to make Gordon Ramsey rude, then he should’ve added adults instead of kids. He’s never rude to kids and treats them nicely. This just proves that dhar mann went downhill 🤦‍♀️
    Edit: y’all thank u for the likes

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 года назад +8

      Wow, really? I thought he didn't care

    • @jordantoatley1086
      @jordantoatley1086 2 года назад +106

      @@whitezombie10 Yeah watch clips of Master Chef, then watch clips of Master Chef kids. He's got quite the soft spot for kids.

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 года назад +6

      @@jordantoatley1086 ok

    • @filledwithvariousknowledge2747
      @filledwithvariousknowledge2747 2 года назад +70

      @@whitezombie10 Gordon also usually shouts because he cares and knows you can do better. If he gets calm suddenly it’s because there’s no hope and he won’t waste his time and is more disappointed than angry

    • @JGProductions6581
      @JGProductions6581 2 года назад +14

      I always laugh when he screams. If I was in the show. I would just make him mad on purpose. But professionals do have limits.

  • @Aufderr
    @Aufderr Год назад +5

    The fake Ramsay sounds more like a TV villain than a British person

  • @Geetz7
    @Geetz7 Год назад +9

    The fact that the dad straight up assaulted jason just because he called him a doofus is just hilarious

  • @Matt_Aero
    @Matt_Aero 2 года назад +43

    jordan ramsay: excellent technique
    micheal: cracks egg
    everyone else: -_-

  • @liggrish
    @liggrish 2 года назад +70

    August makes dhar mann bearable to watch

  • @ZCraftX
    @ZCraftX 2 года назад +160

    Not only the acceptance rate to the culinary school, but he also mentioned the prize money would help him to get to culinary school. Come on, his dad is a master chef 💀

    • @ironrevenger9386
      @ironrevenger9386 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, literally the last person who needs culinary school 🤣

  • @x4jones
    @x4jones 2 года назад +22

    He. Is cracking. An egg. -AugustTheDuck 2022

  • @Evil_Incorporate
    @Evil_Incorporate Год назад +2

    4:28 i like how not even the cameras noticed him cheating the first round, when there are most likely cameras at every corner recording the competetion.
    Idk, i just LOVE the attention to detail here!!

  • @bclynch30
    @bclynch30 2 года назад +36

    “DONT INTERRUPT ME, YOU DONUT” okay that actually made me laugh

  • @That_1GayTheaterKid
    @That_1GayTheaterKid Год назад +170

    1:59 Actually, Gordon Ramsey is incredibly kind and caring to the kids on Mastercheft Jr.
    He only gets pissed at people who claim elbow what they’re doing, but don’t.
    As far as I’m aware, he never screamed at a child.

  • @jojok9751
    @jojok9751 2 года назад +68

    "We're not just telling stories, were changing lives" such a great lie to tell children thanks Dhar Mann

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 года назад +7

      He is changing lives by making kids dumb

    • @jojok9751
      @jojok9751 2 года назад +2

      @@whitezombie10 true

    • @JGProductions6581
      @JGProductions6581 2 года назад

      It’s even enough to make grown men like me dumb. I accidentally sent a mean message to a company and I got fired. IN RETARDED!!

    • @chimichangas365
      @chimichangas365 2 года назад +2

      Ngl this is fraud.

    • @frisbeejo8449
      @frisbeejo8449 2 года назад +1

      Ikr, the worst part is that the comments in dhar man's videos are pretty much just kids copying and pasting the quote and saying how true it is.

  • @Unverified_User
    @Unverified_User 2 года назад +95

    the fact that for a health class that i have in highschool, we had to make a skit about peer pressure, and all of them were probably better than dhar man really says something. /hj
    but seriously, all i can remember is this one skit that this one group did which was basically what you would expect to see in a dhar man video. the characters were some random kid, two homeless guys, and two druggies.
    basically the random kid was just walking to school one day, gets stopped by the two druggies and is offered drugs, refuses, gets knocked down, then the two homeless guys beat up the druggies and start going on about how they had a good life until they started doing drugs and then they became homeless. the homeless guys help out the random kid and that was the end of it.

    • @croissantproductions
      @croissantproductions 2 года назад +12

      That sounds much better than any Dhar Mann video

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 года назад +3

      Still 100 times better than Dhar Mann

    • @Concealed.weirdo
      @Concealed.weirdo 2 года назад

      We love homeless people beating up the druggies 😩😩😵😵

  • @ehabk9062
    @ehabk9062 Год назад +14

    2:05 HAD ME DYING!

    • @kajaxlesly2
      @kajaxlesly2 8 месяцев назад +3

      Fr! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tuftyplayz
    @tuftyplayz Месяц назад +5

    3:30 a quote I live my life by

  • @olivestuffedgarlic4901
    @olivestuffedgarlic4901 2 года назад +171

    I lost it when he cracked an egg and Jordan Ramsay complimented his technic, then I went wild after August paused and had the same react as me 😂

  • @TheGreatVojage
    @TheGreatVojage 2 года назад +63

    Dhar Mann went into a dollar general, saw this guy shopping. And asked the guy if he wanted to be in one of his videos.. This guy is literally the dollar general version of Gordon Ramsay.

  • @Devious-Minds
    @Devious-Minds 2 года назад +43

    0:14 **senses the cringe and vomits blood all over**

  • @thezootopiahusky
    @thezootopiahusky Год назад +15

    4:52 Fun fact
    This actually happened in MasterChef Brazil when a contestant mistook Salt for sugar in order to garnish her Petit Gateau, it turned out inedible and the judges hated such thanks to it

    • @reddi7866
      @reddi7866 7 месяцев назад +4

      It happened twice in Masterchef US Season 5 as well. One mixed salt instead of sugar in the bater for her donuts. One mixed salt instead of sugar in the bater for his cake(and he was in the final 3)

  • @coolrunningssinclair
    @coolrunningssinclair Год назад +3

    I swear, this captures none of the original magic that Gordon Ramsey had, he would never say stuff like what he said in the video, and he is almost nothing like he was protrayed in the video.

  • @croissantproductions
    @croissantproductions 2 года назад +362

    This is the greatest Dhar mann chef of All Time

    • @RSG_TheMonster
      @RSG_TheMonster 2 года назад +18

      Penguinz0 moment

    • @alienjayy
      @alienjayy 2 года назад +5

      No stop no

    • @dylaneditz9974
      @dylaneditz9974 2 года назад +4

      yes

    • @alienjayy
      @alienjayy 2 года назад +1

      @Hello hello hello

    • @Marshall-Rides
      @Marshall-Rides 2 года назад

      No one likes dharmann Gordon was on Mr beast and guess what Mr beast and Gordon don't like him he is a bad person idk why your supporting a terrible youtuber his videos these days are pathetic I even unsubscribed it got that bad

  • @demonicwolf2237
    @demonicwolf2237 2 года назад +52

    so I learned how to cook from watching Gordon Ramsay's for years and I'm an amateur cook hearing a fake Gordon Ramsay in this had me laughing really hard for some one trying to impersonate him had me in tears lol

    • @whitezombie10
      @whitezombie10 2 года назад +4

      In a Romanian cooking show they hired a fake Gordon Ramsay and made him judge some plates and he was so realistic the chefs didn't understand what happened and weren't told he is fake, at least until they watched it at home

    • @JGProductions6581
      @JGProductions6581 2 года назад +4

      He’s the only one who can find the Lamb Sauce

  • @lasses0450
    @lasses0450 2 года назад +22

    Jordan Ramsay looks more like Rick Astley than the actual Gordon.

  • @Pain-eq1di
    @Pain-eq1di 2 года назад +7

    "he...is cracking...an egg..." That cracked me up🤣

  • @claudiacuevas-nc3vk
    @claudiacuevas-nc3vk Год назад +7

    If you don’t poop now. You’re gonna have to poop later
    -August The Duck

  • @AneXineohp
    @AneXineohp 2 года назад +44

    2:09 to be fair, he (like, the actual Gordon) is gentler and more comical (like a dad) with kids.

  • @rgerber
    @rgerber 2 года назад +23

    They not only saw him change the "sugar" labels, they even filmed him and didn't notice LOL

  • @cookedsanta
    @cookedsanta 2 года назад +23

    Gordon is usually really nice with kids and children

  • @MadamFoogie
    @MadamFoogie Год назад +14

    5:58 Everyone knows that totally clear and transparent hot sauce is the HOTTEST!!!

  • @irelandfromattilio4505
    @irelandfromattilio4505 8 месяцев назад +3

    I can't believe they massacred Gordon Ramsay likes this. The real Gordon has never acted in this way towards children. Has Dhar Mann never seen Masterchef Junior? He's an ANGEL when interacting with children. When they get eliminated, he goes out of his way to make sure they aren't too upset and know that they still have potential and to follow their passions. I've never seen him be harsh towards a child.

  • @thatmfneon
    @thatmfneon 2 года назад +144

    The day becomes better each time August posts.

  • @jaimeblake9762
    @jaimeblake9762 2 года назад +13

    "He... is cracking... an egg."🤣🤣

  • @Jokugocrazy234
    @Jokugocrazy234 2 года назад +16

    "He...is cracking..an egg." 😂😂😂

  • @LeanlovesLain143
    @LeanlovesLain143 2 года назад +17

    Imagine Jordan and Gordon Ramsay have a cook off

  • @Goldeagleprime
    @Goldeagleprime 3 месяца назад +7

    0:51 and you at some point😭

    • @prxmp
      @prxmp 2 месяца назад +6

      september the duck

    • @Blitzkrieg41
      @Blitzkrieg41 4 дня назад

      ​@@prxmp August the fuck, well that's Sameer bhavnani but tomato tomato

  • @peapod4962
    @peapod4962 2 года назад +11

    "If you don't poo now,you will poo later"..literally dying..my new mantra

  • @lizafrench8455
    @lizafrench8455 2 года назад +68

    One of the best and truest statements I have every heard...
    "If you don't poop now, you will have to poop later"
    Pure genius August

  • @cliffitir
    @cliffitir 2 года назад +29

    Literally applied to culinary school drunk on a sunday in july, when i decided going to university for history is a waste of money, got accepted the next week. Culinary was also a waste of money. You can develop the substance abuse problems for much less.

    • @MomDoer-qc7iw
      @MomDoer-qc7iw 2 года назад +4

      Considering you were already drunk beforehand I think the issue was you.

    • @nt_partlycloudy21
      @nt_partlycloudy21 Год назад +1

      Lol if you were drunk when you applied and didn’t consider it when you weren’t drunk, then I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn’t enjoy it. You kinda did this to yourself.

  • @darceysmyth4169
    @darceysmyth4169 2 года назад +8

    He. iS CrAcKiNg. An EgG
    Had me rolling 😂

  • @cheeseburger111
    @cheeseburger111 2 года назад +14

    I turned 5 again when you said if you don't poop now you will poop later i started dying of laughter

  • @user-r9s
    @user-r9s 2 года назад +16

    the fact that discount gordon ramsay didnt crack a smile while acting is quite impressive

  • @MoSBlah
    @MoSBlah 2 года назад +21

    Meanwhile at Dhar Man Studios…
    Dhar man - “Alright guys, we need some ideas for a new video. I was thinking we would shamelessly rip off Gordon Ramsey by making his name by Jordan Gamsey or something like that.”
    Random guy 1 - “Alright. I guess we could just make a video about how a kid tries to get first place, but gets second. But he learns that if you try your best that is all that matters, that sound good to you dhar dhar?”
    “Welll… I’m just not feeling it there. How about a kid instead tries to cheat and sabotage other kid’s food.”
    “What about the cameras at every cooking show?”
    “They won’t have any. The ‘secret’ cameras won’t work either and everyone will be oblivious that he is doing it right in front of them…”
    “How does that make sense dhar man?”
    “And then when the kids get removed from the show they will just leave and not say anything! I’m on a roll!”
    “Dhar man it doesn’t make sense…”
    “Then at the end of the video we will have the kid get caught after a delivery man exposes him, even though that doesn’t make sense and is the least likely option to happen. What do you think?”
    “I-I don’t know. How would we even end the video? It’s such a stupid idea how would we end it?”
    “Oh, one of the contestants that got their food sabotages tells her father what happened. And, get this lol, the father comes back once the kid gets disqualified and commits a felony by beating the kid up in an alleyway! Isn’t that funny?”
    “No Dhar Man. It isn’t. What will we be teaching the kids?”
    “What kids?”
    “The thousands of kids who have your videos crammed down their throats!”
    “Oh. Yeah I kinda forgot about them. Do you think we should have three large, adult men jump the kid to make it more funny? Maybe through in some mob violence, some human trafficking stuff? We could even through Da Veggie Eating Professor in there too.”
    “I quit.”

  • @a.elsagonzalez6824
    @a.elsagonzalez6824 2 года назад +10

    0:46 "now, Dhar Mann is no stranger-"
    My brain in the rickroll tune: "-to love?"

  • @croChimerical
    @croChimerical Год назад +2

    "I need that delivery back" in no world ever would a delivery driver be allowed to take back food that has left their sight/hands, to then redeliver it to the person intended. that food is no longer considered safe to deliver. you have ZERO idea what the person has done to them. it would be a MAJOR safety hazard if that driver took the cookies back, and then actually delivered them to the correct person.

  • @RANGER_Xsports
    @RANGER_Xsports 5 месяцев назад +4

    "HE IS CRACKING AN EGG!"😂
    GOT ME DYING KEEP IT UP AUGUST🎉

  • @twistedviewlabs
    @twistedviewlabs 2 года назад +12

    apparently Dhar Mann hasn't watched an episode of Hot Ones. Gordon has been on there 3x and conquered it each time

  • @ismaelleal7314
    @ismaelleal7314 2 года назад +9

    3:08 literally the same message from Student Cheats On final Exam except they changed one word. From right way to hard way.

    • @Dr.Funk8864
      @Dr.Funk8864 Год назад +3

      Did that have legendary Jordan Ramsay?

  • @grnwvfm
    @grnwvfm 2 года назад +7

    The thing with Gordon Ramsay is two different people when it comes to how he is with adults and how he is with children. It is like watching a present day Jeckle/Hyde.

  • @EarMuncher
    @EarMuncher Год назад +3

    I don’t think Dhar Mann has even seen a Gordon Ramsay Show😭

    • @Theawesomeninja_XD
      @Theawesomeninja_XD 8 месяцев назад

      Fr. The whole time I was like "this is not how it works" 😭

  • @shiina29
    @shiina29 Год назад +2

    "Break an egg" instead of "Break a leg" is honestly the only clever thing I've ever seen on a Dharr Man video.

  • @livydivyyy
    @livydivyyy 2 года назад +81

    I would love to try Jordan Ramsay’s food! 💀

  • @konohamaru4927
    @konohamaru4927 2 года назад +5

    Gordon Ramsay to Dhar Mann: "Your plot is raw!!!! It's RAAAAW!

  • @LouisSmith1776
    @LouisSmith1776 2 года назад +16

    I feel like the reason we all watch Gordon Ramsay is his voice. If he spoke like this he wouldn’t be a multi million dollar TV star

  • @roguescister12
    @roguescister12 Год назад +3

    11:57 Jordan Ramsay: “Excellent technique Michael. Very Impressive”.
    August: he……..is cracking……… an egg…

  • @Zen-nn4mm
    @Zen-nn4mm 2 года назад +6

    Dhar Mann tried to hire Gordon Ramsay but got left on read. 💀

  • @Yoosuf_320
    @Yoosuf_320 2 года назад +25

    " we're not just telling stories, we are becoming cringier "
    - Dhar Mann 2022 -

  • @mme_juggernaut
    @mme_juggernaut 2 года назад +13

    Gordon is actually really great with kids.

  • @dyr234
    @dyr234 2 года назад +14

    15:07 ofcourse dhar mann had to give that guy a motorhead tank top lol

  • @2killmaster
    @2killmaster 2 года назад +104

    "He. Is. Cracking. An. Egg"
    You can taste August dissapointment with every word.

  • @DukLoverEKT
    @DukLoverEKT Месяц назад +2

    They tried to make Jordan seem like the classic savage Gordon Ramsey, but the one issue is the fact that the chefs are kids. Gordon Ramsey is KNOWN for being savage towards adults and really sweet towards kids, so his random insults immediately seem forced😂

  • @paradox4708
    @paradox4708 2 года назад +5

    You missed the part where door dash can’t just come back, get the food, and give it to someone else

  • @MrsirBS
    @MrsirBS 2 года назад +14

    3:51 wow, this acting needs an Oscar (not)
    I love how u can clearly see her hold the sugar, then over-dramatically & intentionally drop it Lmfao

  • @JoeGatBaldness
    @JoeGatBaldness 2 года назад +10

    Why did Dhar Mann think that this is how cooking competitions are?

  • @jakethedog2.0
    @jakethedog2.0 2 года назад +70

    Gotta love how when dhar Mann makes a rip off celebrity, he uses the worst name possible

    • @muffin8460
      @muffin8460 2 года назад +2

      so you expect him to get away with using there real name??

    • @jakethedog2.0
      @jakethedog2.0 2 года назад +9

      @@muffin8460 I expect him to put effort on the name

    • @muffin8460
      @muffin8460 2 года назад +1

      @@jakethedog2.0 i think you should change the comment a lil if thats the case

    • @karenanewme7520
      @karenanewme7520 2 года назад +7

      @@jakethedog2.0 I know, he's made Allison Day, Mr. Feast, and now this.

    • @jakethedog2.0
      @jakethedog2.0 2 года назад +2

      @@muffin8460 can you tell me how

  • @lily_pinkyay6980
    @lily_pinkyay6980 11 месяцев назад +3

    The fake British accent is so painful I actually feel offended

  • @marcusbaker830
    @marcusbaker830 Год назад +12

    12:07 GUILTY ASF