Derpy and we’re here with 8 year old John Mulaney who successfully fended off kindnappers. Tell me John how did you do it. “Well thanks for asking, I used the Bittenbinder method. I chewed up a tab of alkazelters which made me look like I had rabies. Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm
So, what you do, you get yourselves a money clip, you can get these at any haberdashery. And our teachers were like, “write that down” “Buy a money clip? Engraved?
"Yeah detective bittenbinder wasn't a "spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down kinda guy". He was more like, "Brush yer teeth. Now boom! Orange juice! Dats life".
I mean, he just straight up stole that woman’s bag right ??? Maybe this is the best double bluff ever, steal stuff while teaching people how to not get your stuff stolen
Remembering "Street Smarts: How to Avoid Being a Victim", first ever aired as the final program for PBS' March 1992 Membership Pledge Drive (Thursday March 5th through Monday March 23rd, 1992) including my local station: KPBS in San Diego, California, Circa Monday March 23rd, 1992!!
Wait so I know this is the famous jj, but is there a part in this clip that has him saying that or some other identification? Because the description doesn't have anything and I listened to parts of it, but not all.
You gotta admit, all joking aside, the guy had some good tips. A little overdone maybe, I mean not every weird looking dude is a threat, but still, good tips.
Wait..I should keep my bag under my knees when I'm driving?? 8:59 Umm Bittendinder, that's not safe--especially for those of us who are vertically challenged
I see that this pos croaked in May. Too bad it took so long. I used to deliver beer in Chicago and he was in all kinds of gay bars. I called him out many times.
He didn’t want us to *not* get kidnapped. He wanted us to *almost* get kidnapped.
Derpy and we’re here with 8 year old John Mulaney who successfully fended off kindnappers. Tell me John how did you do it.
“Well thanks for asking, I used the Bittenbinder method. I chewed up a tab of alkazelters which made me look like I had rabies. Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm
It’s the man, the myth, the legend
Detective JJ Bitinbinder
Guys this is him
Are you absolutely sure
SHAKE THE CRIME STICK
STREET SMARTS!
With JJ bittenbeinder
So, what you do, you get yourselves a money clip, you can get these at any haberdashery. And our teachers were like, “write that down”
“Buy a money clip? Engraved?
this was at NINE in the MORNING
This is like actual video footage of a unicorn, or a hobbit. Even if you’re staring right at him, you’re still not sure he exists.
Anyone else here from John Mulaney?
did he share this video?
@@TheWOCArchive No lol I searched up JJ Bittenbinder after watching Kid Gorgeous at Radio City
Mr. Show actually. Odenkirk based his Crime Stick sketch on this guy in the HBO days of Mr. Show. 1996 or so, I believe.
@@codyconnolly2954 that's how I know of this guy. Shake the crime stick!
Finally found a bittenbinder video with a comment section.
"Yeah detective bittenbinder wasn't a "spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down kinda guy". He was more like, "Brush yer teeth. Now boom! Orange juice! Dats life".
You just gotta throw him off his rythm
Johns accent was pretty accurate
In never thought I'd ever have the honor of seeing j j bittenbinder
“SHADDUP, YER ALL GUNNA DIE, *STREET SMARTS”*
As Chicagoan I am honored this man served us for however many years he did
When does he say “ STREET SMAHTS
*Throws Silver money clip in graved?* you want it go get it!
im cryinnnnnngggggggg XD
A goof comes out of the alley
Looked up an audio version of John's bit on this because it crossed my mind. Now this is here a day later. Very nice.
I mean, he just straight up stole that woman’s bag right ??? Maybe this is the best double bluff ever, steal stuff while teaching people how to not get your stuff stolen
Was 100% ready for him to take it and say “See? It’s that easy”
well i guess she failed the lesson.
When he took the purse it would have been great if he said 'let me see that purse, its mine now, I'm keeping it. it's that easy.'
You're not getting me to no secondary location!
You want it?! GO GET IT! (legs it outta there)
NAH NAH NAH SISTER
I knew this would all be about John Mullaney my friend sent me this link because of John Mullaney
This is surreal.
Oh my god, its Detective JJ Bittenbinder!
Remembering "Street Smarts: How to Avoid Being a Victim", first ever aired as the final program for PBS' March 1992 Membership Pledge Drive (Thursday March 5th through Monday March 23rd, 1992) including my local station: KPBS in San Diego, California, Circa Monday March 23rd, 1992!!
IT'S....HIM!
I get why he was annoyed at the joke, he put a lot of work into this and takes it seriously.
Well he was a cop
Laugh at him if you want. You'll never forget his advice.
He should be the conductor of a locomotive POWERED BY CONFETTI!
Where is your cowboy hat, Detective Bittenbinder? I want the whole Bittenbinder package.
the man with the mustache told me to do it
1:10 you should write that down!
"Buy a Money clip? Engraved question mark?"
I'm honored to be watching this at 11 AM. I woke up late.
“SO HERE WHATCHA DO”
Mulaney Fans UNITE!!!
Wait so I know this is the famous jj, but is there a part in this clip that has him saying that or some other identification? Because the description doesn't have anything and I listened to parts of it, but not all.
3 years late, but he has his own Wikipedia page, and it pretty much confirms he's the real deal.
RIP LEGEND
BRUSH YOUR TEETH NOW BOOM ORANGE JUICE THATS LIFE
Now he’s cryin!!
You’ve successfully thrown him off his rhythm!
RIP Det. JJ Bittenbinder
Oh no did he pass away 😔
Now when ya get kidnapped...
not if, when.
hes real omg
He's got nothing on F.F. Woodycooks
Me!
Here from RLM
Did RLM mention the video?
@@TheWOCArchive Latest best of the worst covered it. Called this a classic.
Amazing.
Dear gods, wow John Mulaney was right
You gotta admit, all joking aside, the guy had some good tips. A little overdone maybe, I mean not every weird looking dude is a threat, but still, good tips.
buy✍️a✍️money✍️clip✍️engraved?✍️
Wait..I should keep my bag under my knees when I'm driving?? 8:59 Umm Bittendinder, that's not safe--especially for those of us who are vertically challenged
He’s real
RIP
Jj bittenger pooped his pants!
This guy sounds like he attends too many ‘killology’ lectures
Buy a money clip??
Engraved?
Jj bittenbinder? That you?
bro does NOT have a cowboy hat
this is not a video of the showing done for John Mulaney's elementary school he probably was wearing a cowboy hat there
JJ
I see that this pos croaked in May. Too bad it took so long. I used to deliver beer in Chicago and he was in all kinds of gay bars. I called him out many times.