Mike, dude... "Pain's not that bad"???🤯 That look that crossed her face, you did see that, right? Do you realize how close you came to death? Strong woman though, pulled back, didn't take the bait. Love, it! Go, Joelle! Mike, hon-- it's a good thing she *reeaaaally* loves you!😄
Mike is right, child birth is not the most painful condition known. A female neurologist who has cluster migrains once comented she would rather give birth to all of her kids at once than have another cluster episode. Men and wemon both have cluster migrains! Cluster = stretching of optic nerves caused by swelling in the eye muscles caused by a collapsed outflow blood vessel. The only 2 nerve cords that enter the brain directly without joining into the spinal cord first. The spinal cord acts as a volume controll to pain impulses. The eyes have no volume controll.
"Pain is not that bad?!" I bet your wife now need to force you to do those electrical muscle stimulant things on max power for 30 minutes. That's only fair
That is a great idea! I saw that demonstrated on television and both guys were on the floor within minutes. Ladies were laughing hysterically. You two should do a video with Joelle controlling the pain dosage.
I have to laugh every time I hear. This joke. My Dad was a mailmain for over 30 years. I was once asked (because I'm the only red headed child) if my dad was the mailmain. I said yes he is. Lol
Childbirth isn't that painful okay eat a wheel of cheese until you're constipated or Plan B we insert this watermelon it's like giving birth but in reverse😂 I like at the end she gives the" Run" look.
That coy look she gave when you said "Pain is not that bad" I agree. Think about it; a guy gets kicked in the privates versus a gal giving birth. How many times have women say "let's have another" versus men saying "hey, let's do that again".
🤣🤣🤣 Took me listening a second time to realize why the husband in the story wasn't feeling any pain from the childbirth. Makes you wonder what his reaction is upon realizing the kid isn't his...
Childbirth would be far, far, far more painful for a male. Our body (skeletal structure) is NOT made for it. The design of the female body serves a specific purpose. 🤔
Having passed a kidney stone myself, I would not want to try giving birth. Even though several medical personnel in the hospital told me women who have given birth and passed a kidney stone said giving birth was less painful. I have taken a course in meditation for pain relief since then but have yet to try it out. Recovering from open heart surgery was less painful, but I needed a pillow to hold to my chest for anytime I coughed, sneezed, or laughed. 🤣
If you ever experience a kidney stone, pancreatitis, or 3rd degree burn on more than 10% of your body, you've experienced the pain of child birth...If you've had all 3 at the same time, you are now the pain god and no one can rival your pain scale.
Saw that one coming Try experiencing even one 2 minute attack of Trigeminal Neuralgia (the suicidal pain). And comes and goes many times for however it wants to in during a single bout….2 minutes of pain that The Mayo Clinic says is the worse pain (3 X natural childbirth) a human can endure. My last attack was 17 times in a row.
A nurse told me that having a kidney stone is worse than giving birth. She has five kids, all of them birthed at home with no anesthesia. She’s had two kidney stones, one of which had to be surgically removed. She said she’d rather be pregnant again than know she had another stone. I had her tell me this after I drove myself to the ER with a kidney stone. The doctor said that most people who have that size stone are immobilized by the pain. I told them I was a stagehand. The doctor nodded. “Then you’ll be going back to work as soon as leave here” was all he said.
I have had 10 kidney stones at different times. Doctors told me it was equal to a woman giving birth. Then my grandmother that had several kidney stone attacks and gave birth to 11 children told me she would take child birth over stones anyway
Mike you definitely had the look from her😂😂
Joelle is utterly adorable & the best sport. Such a great couple & best wishes from England 🏴 ❤️
Thank you from NZ
Didn’t the mailman already die from the son’s prayers? That is one busy undead mailman!
Yes U are right
Nah , this mailman is / was the replacement guy for the 1st one who died as a result of the son's prayers
( now he's dead too ) 😹😹😸
It’s a new mailman
@@badcat4707 nope. Zombie mailman!
@@chrisp7652 / they say " it's only kinky the first time " 🙀/ but that's too much even for me 🙀😹😸
Mike, dude... "Pain's not that bad"???🤯 That look that crossed her face, you did see that, right? Do you realize how close you came to death? Strong woman though, pulled back, didn't take the bait. Love, it! Go, Joelle! Mike, hon-- it's a good thing she *reeaaaally* loves you!😄
She’s speechless
First time she’s been quiet in 20 years
😂😂😂😂
Finally, I found a modern reason to use the phrase 'clever girl'.
😂
Great comment 'boy'!
Mike, you are amazing. thanks
Mike is right, child birth is not the most painful condition known. A female neurologist who has cluster migrains once comented she would rather give birth to all of her kids at once than have another cluster episode. Men and wemon both have cluster migrains! Cluster = stretching of optic nerves caused by swelling in the eye muscles caused by a collapsed outflow blood vessel. The only 2 nerve cords that enter the brain directly without joining into the spinal cord first. The spinal cord acts as a volume controll to pain impulses. The eyes have no volume controll.
Mike will now be gone based on his last comment. LOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂OH MY GOD 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂 YUP 😅 YOU'LL HAVE THAT ON THOSE BIG JOBS 😂😂😂😅😅LOVE YA KIDS 💞🤠❤️😺💜 WYOMING 💞
And immediately after that Jo bit Mike and hid all of his golf clubs.
At least she hid them and didn’t snap them
"Pain is not that bad?!" I bet your wife now need to force you to do those electrical muscle stimulant things on max power for 30 minutes. That's only fair
Agree
I hope she doesn’t see this comment 😂😂. That is a terrible idea
That is a great idea! I saw that demonstrated on television and both guys were on the floor within minutes. Ladies were laughing hysterically. You two should do a video with Joelle controlling the pain dosage.
I should’ve figured that one out sooner oh well that’s what happens when you get old.🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Jolle has the most lovely smile ever.... 👍 👍 🌹🌹🌹
She is a wee smasher 🤗
That last line from you Mike.. where do we send flowers and condolences?.
😂😂😂
*Pain’s not that bad* also has the same ring to music 🎶 *Dumb Ways to Die* 🎶
😂😂
I love you guys ❤. You make me laugh and laugh. Great job 👏 👏👏🦘🇦🇺.
You dodged a bullet with that passive look.
That's an old joke with a different twist. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have to laugh every time I hear. This joke. My Dad was a mailmain for over 30 years. I was once asked (because I'm the only red headed child) if my dad was the mailmain. I said yes he is. Lol
Oldie but a goodie.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 saw that comining just before jojo did😋
Your wife are so adorable
Something had to be up. With the dad not being in no pain. Lol.
Mike you don't wanna feel how child birth is
😬😂
Like to see you Mikey take the Labor test that be hilarious 😂
Haha what a shame that can’t happen
Classic. I knew my ex wife was exaggerating.
You and Mike are dead men
😂
Hope you where not planning on sleeping the next ohh about 27 years 😂😂😂
That joke's older than I am.
45?
Try 64 🤣
But the pain from that statement will kill quite quickly.😆😆😆😆😆😆😆.
Just discovered y'all my wife and I absolutely adore the chemistry. thank you for sharing!
I knew where it was going almost straight away except the mailman part lol
Childbirth isn't that painful okay eat a wheel of cheese until you're constipated or Plan B we insert this watermelon it's like giving birth but in reverse😂 I like at the end she gives the" Run" look.
Meanwhile:
Kidney stones:
* laughing nervously in the corner *
That last remark about being quiet probably just got Mike a night on the couch tonight
Mike, buddy, you'd best Hush (as my Grandma used to say)
😂😂
That coy look she gave when you said "Pain is not that bad"
I agree.
Think about it; a guy gets kicked in the privates versus a gal giving birth. How many times have women say "let's have another" versus men saying "hey, let's do that again".
Joelle is the best
This side has not converted counterattacks like Salah-Firmino-Mane! That's at least 10+ goals!
She is beaut8ful inside and out...lucky guy!!!
He knows how to push her buttons.
RUN!!! after that last comment, RUN!!
The question is, did Mike live after his "not that bad" ? 😉
I’m here… just 😂
👍🇺🇸😀🤣😂😆
Suspicious she guessed it almost immediately!
Apparently the machine can tell who is the real father 😂!
Mike always says the right things😂
Joelle is a saintly woman!
Damn that house is like a showroom. So clean and modern and sleek
That was good.👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👶👶👶👶📬
Darn mailman !!!
😂😂😂
Shouldn't have said that... now u will die mike 😂😂 (god forbid)
In the words of probably Ricky Ricardo, "Wife, 'splain!"
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Took me listening a second time to realize why the husband in the story wasn't feeling any pain from the childbirth.
Makes you wonder what his reaction is upon realizing the kid isn't his...
If All Marriages were as Much Fun as Your's is, That Would Be Awesome. You Guys Make Me Laugh 😂😂😂 Enjoy Life 🌹
Childbirth would be far, far, far more painful for a male. Our body (skeletal structure) is NOT made for it. The design of the female body serves a specific purpose. 🤔
Not Joelle manifesting Mike getting to feel her past childbirth pain😂
She's speechless. 😂😂😂😂😂
Ok, I clearly heard Mike request to try out that period simulator.
Having passed a kidney stone myself, I would not want to try giving birth. Even though several medical personnel in the hospital told me women who have given birth and passed a kidney stone said giving birth was less painful.
I have taken a course in meditation for pain relief since then but have yet to try it out. Recovering from open heart surgery was less painful, but I needed a pillow to hold to my chest for anytime I coughed, sneezed, or laughed. 🤣
Just before 50 seconds, I realised he is not the Father.
I love that moment when she realized why the husband was not feeling any pain.
MY LATE HUSBAND
WAS A MAILMAN FOR 41 YEAR'S BEFORE HE RETIRED / NO KID'S
HA HA HA ❤❤❤
😮😂
If you think child birth is painful just wait till you suffer a pulmonary embolism… I’ve been through both and will take child birth any day.
😬😬😬❤️
Funny funny funny
Them there is fighting words mister! ❤
That was good, How is Joelle enjoying her new UTE?
not the UPS man?
This is a very old one, but thanks for sharing.
Yea I figured that's where they were going
If you ever experience a kidney stone, pancreatitis, or 3rd degree burn on more than 10% of your body, you've experienced the pain of child birth...If you've had all 3 at the same time, you are now the pain god and no one can rival your pain scale.
Joelle is really pretty.
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂👍
He's right. Not one woman who died giving birth died from the pain.
I'm usually pretty good with jokes but did not see that one coming....roflol
A kick in the plums is WAAAAY worse than childbirth pain. I've never heard a guy say he'd have another one of those, but women after childbirth.....
The mail man was the father....
Saw that one coming Try experiencing even one 2 minute attack of Trigeminal Neuralgia (the suicidal pain). And comes and goes many times for however it wants to in during a single bout….2 minutes of pain that The Mayo Clinic says is the worse pain (3 X natural childbirth) a human can endure. My last attack was 17 times in a row.
Rest in peace Mike
Haaaaa😅
omg lmao lol
Why is it always the Mailman?? What happened to the Good Ol' Milkman?
Speed 3 is the answer I believe!
A nurse told me that having a kidney stone is worse than giving birth. She has five kids, all of them birthed at home with no anesthesia. She’s had two kidney stones, one of which had to be surgically removed. She said she’d rather be pregnant again than know she had another stone. I had her tell me this after I drove myself to the ER with a kidney stone. The doctor said that most people who have that size stone are immobilized by the pain. I told them I was a stagehand. The doctor nodded. “Then you’ll be going back to work as soon as leave here” was all he said.
My daughter is the child of the mailman.
I was a mailman... 🤣
Something says that Mike needs to try out that child birth simulator for men. See how much he can take.
Awwww, you had to go and ruin it...
Woman I work with had her first break her pelvis in two locations her daughter was so big.
All husbands have experienced great pain. It subsidies after the divorce
😆😂🤣👍👍
NOOOOOOOOO!😯
Finding out she took and crashed my
1966 El Camino.Im still torn.
my mother said this about babies
if men had to have them there wouldn't be so many.
Mike you have a death wish….
I have had 10 kidney stones at different times. Doctors told me it was equal to a woman giving birth. Then my grandmother that had several kidney stone attacks and gave birth to 11 children told me she would take child birth over stones anyway
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kidney stones are worse.
How can I rid my phone of these clowns?
😂😂😂😂😂😂