Last Story: Housing prices have risen in my dwelling area as they have in many. As a result, I get cold calls and cold texts from 'Realtors' (no way to know if they really are), wanting to know how much I want for my house and land. Mind you, I have made many upgrades to my home, planted many plants I want to see mature and produce beauty and bounty for myself and hopefully, my neighborhood. In no way have I ever indicated I want to sell. So when these intruders-to-be ask what price I want, I tell/type that I will only take cash on-the-barrel-head in the amount of many (pick a number) millions. Their objection: "But it's not worth that much!". My reply: "It is to me." They usually hang up. *sigh* I wish I could tell you that this tactic waves off many other 'Realtors', but it does not. Rinse and repeat.
I wouldn’t even bother with them - you know they’ll try to lowball you. I very rarely answer calls from unfamiliar numbers, but if I do and it’s one of those folks I just say… “no thanks - not selling” and hang up.
I'd tell them there are 2 non negotiable conditions I require to sell my home... 1) Satan MC's the Winter Olympics in HELL and I get front row seats... 2) $50,000,000.00 CASH Since Condition 1 is completely Impossible [things are getting HOTTER so how exactly is HELL going to end up freezing over enough to host the Winter Olympics? not to mention Satan declared me Persona Non-Grata (PNG'd) and refuses to lift the Restraining Order against me], I don't even have to worry about their Apoplexy over Condition 2... 😄😁😆😅😂🤣
The fact that the agent sent OP a handwritten note with no offer on a postcard instead of a professionally typed letter with an offer speaks volumes about how unprofessional this woman is, not to mention the fact that she called OP at work instead of on his personal phone. I get the feeling that she really wasn't an agent from Sotheby's, as someone from Sotheby's would be more professional & would only be offering to purchase a home that was already on the market instead of trying to coerce a homeowner into selling a home he had only recently purchased, so my guess is she was probably just a scam artist looking to trick OP into selling.
The place I was renting, I got a lot of "I have a buyer for your property' letters. None were a professional letter. One after getting no answer , turned up and demanded to speak to 6the owner. So I gave the owners their details and they repeated exactly what I had told them. The property was NOT for sale. I got my first at this new place, a few weeks after buying it. Real estate agents are just trying to get more property to sell to get more commissions. our building(lots of units) has a big paper recycling bin next to the letterboxes.
We had some people show up on our property looking around and taking pictures. I have 5 Acres in Arizona. It scared my grandchildren who didn't know how to react to it. They came in the house and got my daughter who laid into them in no uncertain terms that they were trespassing, and definitely not welcome! They tried to say the owner had sent them to look over the land to see if they want to buy it. I sat in the house watching the whole thing as my daughter raked them over the coals and made them leave and not come back!! 😁😆😆🎉💃🍹👵🐺🌵
@@karinwolf3645 If it had been me, I would have reminded them in no uncertain terms that Arizona is a Stand Your Ground state, and if they continued to refuse to leave, they'd find themselves staring at the business end of a pump-action 12 gauge shotgun.
Holy crap, the first story is finally an update post from an older one, never thought I'd hear an update after he got his MIL arrested for stealing his collection.
How did you last years? Why would you even let this go on? Sorry you went along with this. You didn’t have to buy anything. Good on you for having her served at work. Also if you don’t have all valuables out of that house you are nuts. Stash $.
Happy Sunday RedWheel hope you are well. Sorry I missed yesterday's vids caught up. Thanks for sharing. Please stay safe.🏴😁😷👍. Have a great day and a wonderful week ahead everyone
As to the first story they did a bait and swich on op. He needs to get a divorce. As to the second story those arogant jerks learned a very badly needed long overdue lesson that was very expensive. The learned the world doesnt revolve around them and got their overinflated egos deflated. As to the last story the realestate agent was very unprofesional. The neighbors got shut down hard. Like the sonh said you cant allways get what you want.
In the waitress getting knocked over story, her manager should've told the parents, "Ok, fine. I won't call them brats. Could you take your semen demons and get the hell out?"
For awhile we were getting multiple phone calls a day to sell our house. We finally started telling them we would consider offers of at least 3 billion. Never did figure out if they got tired of the response or they found something else better to do with their time, but we are down to a couple of phone calls a month now in addition to the letters in the mail.
@@crimsonfirelilyGood morning! Get to sleep in? Hope so! You get all the rest you can, you deserve it! I'll try to get some also! Sending you good vibes also!
@lorettaross2007 Yes, I did! ☺️ It was great waking up with my kitty next to me for a change, in my own bed. 🧡 I am going to help my mom, and cut back her rose garden today and relax. Thank you for the positive vibes back! ☺️🌬🧡✌️
Story 1, why did you stay married when things went south after the honeymoon? Desperate to be married is a terrible reason to stay married. Last story, here's a thought. Try telling the realtor, "No." Not "I'm happy in my home" or "we're good." Say the word "NO." Try that and if they persist have your attorney send them a cease and desist letter. There are easy solotions to this "problem."
Last story. I keep getting unsolitated offers for my house about once every three months. The last time, I told the solicitator to $#@! off in very graphic terms, as I had spent close to ten years saving up for my house.
LAST STORY I myself would have done the same thing but when I wrote down the $5 million for my asking price I also would have written FIRM after it either that or asked for a lot more money
I’ve had calls offering to buy my house. My response is the same every time. Double market value. Cash. Not including all the fees. Unlike OP I can easily find another house like mine in my area.
I would go down the list of reservations and send this letter: Dear patrons of Restaurant X We apologize for the incident that occurred during dinner. We have taken steps to fix the problem and have filed in court for compensation. We believe that you should have the same right. Here is their information for anyone who wishes to seek compensation for your ruined Valentines day dinner: *info here* Sincerely Management of Restaurant
Lyrics Oh, me name is Mick Maguire And I'll quickly tell to you Of a girl that I admired, she was Katy Donahue She was fair and fat 'n' forty and believe me when I say Whenever I come in at the do'i, could hear her mammy say "Johnny, get up from the fire, get up and give your man a sit Can't you see it's Mick Maguire, and he's courting your sister Kate Y'know very well he owns a farm a wee bit out of the town Agh, get out of that, you impudent brat, let Mr. Maguire sit down" Well, the first time that I met her was at a dance at Dunfanaghy I very kindly asked her would she dance a step with me I asked if I could see her home if she'd be going me way And whenever I come in at the do'i, could hear the old one say "Johnny, get up from the fire, get up and give your man a sit Can't you see it's Mick Maguire, and he's courting your sister Kate Y'know very well he owns a farm a wee bit out of the town Agh, get out of that, you impudent brat, let Mr. Maguire sit down" Ah, but now that we are married, sure her mammy's changed her mind Because I spent the money that me daddy left behind Now she hasn't got the decency to give me time of the day Now whenever I come in at the do'i, could hear her mammy say "Johnny, come up to the fire, come up, you're sittin' in the draft Can't you see it's old Maguire, and he nearly drives me daft Chee, I don't know what gets in him, but he's always on the tare So, sit where you are and never you dar' give old Maguire the chair" Diddley owdle-owdle-owdle diddley owdle-owdle-ow Diddley owdle-owdle-owdle diddley owdle-owdle-ow "Chee, I don't know what gets in him, but he's always on the tare Agh, just sit where you are and never you dar' give old Maguire the chair"
1st story is a vary condensed version of a popular story on many youtube channels it's missing a lot, there is a reason why it's a 20ish minute story by it's self.
The Restaurant story sounds fake....Just because some one offers to settle out of Court does NOT mean you have to take it. In a real case you can say NO we are going before a Judge and they have to put the wallet/check book away and see how bad they get nailed by the judge.... BOTH parties have to agree to an out of court settlement that is why i say the story sounds fake written by some one that does not understand how the courts work...
1st story, there was no ending. WTH. Never write a story without an ending or at least an update to what happened. Last story, same thing, try a second update to let the readers know how everything panned out.
First Story: Typical modern feminist OP must fight for what is his and being the evidence of her abuses to court. He needs to make several recordings of her when she abuses him and if her financial manipulations and escapades. He also needs to speak with a very good lawyer.
Story 1 change the locks and don’t give ANYONE a key. MIL stole from me, MIL would rot in jail.
Last Story: Housing prices have risen in my dwelling area as they have in many. As a result, I get cold calls and cold texts from 'Realtors' (no way to know if they really are), wanting to know how much I want for my house and land. Mind you, I have made many upgrades to my home, planted many plants I want to see mature and produce beauty and bounty for myself and hopefully, my neighborhood. In no way have I ever indicated I want to sell. So when these intruders-to-be ask what price I want, I tell/type that I will only take cash on-the-barrel-head in the amount of many (pick a number) millions. Their objection: "But it's not worth that much!". My reply: "It is to me." They usually hang up. *sigh* I wish I could tell you that this tactic waves off many other 'Realtors', but it does not. Rinse and repeat.
I wouldn’t even bother with them - you know they’ll try to lowball you. I very rarely answer calls from unfamiliar numbers, but if I do and it’s one of those folks I just say… “no thanks - not selling” and hang up.
I'd tell them there are 2 non negotiable conditions I require to sell my home...
1) Satan MC's the Winter Olympics in HELL and I get front row seats...
2) $50,000,000.00 CASH
Since Condition 1 is completely Impossible [things are getting HOTTER so how exactly is HELL going to end up freezing over enough to host the Winter Olympics? not to mention Satan declared me Persona Non-Grata (PNG'd) and refuses to lift the Restraining Order against me], I don't even have to worry about their Apoplexy over Condition 2...
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The fact that the agent sent OP a handwritten note with no offer on a postcard instead of a professionally typed letter with an offer speaks volumes about how unprofessional this woman is, not to mention the fact that she called OP at work instead of on his personal phone. I get the feeling that she really wasn't an agent from Sotheby's, as someone from Sotheby's would be more professional & would only be offering to purchase a home that was already on the market instead of trying to coerce a homeowner into selling a home he had only recently purchased, so my guess is she was probably just a scam artist looking to trick OP into selling.
The place I was renting, I got a lot of "I have a buyer for your property' letters. None were a professional letter. One after getting no answer , turned up and demanded to speak to 6the owner. So I gave the owners their details and they repeated exactly what I had told them. The property was NOT for sale.
I got my first at this new place, a few weeks after buying it. Real estate agents are just trying to get more property to sell to get more commissions. our building(lots of units) has a big paper recycling bin next to the letterboxes.
We had some people show up on our property looking around and taking pictures. I have 5 Acres in Arizona. It scared my grandchildren who didn't know how to react to it. They came in the house and got my daughter who laid into them in no uncertain terms that they were trespassing, and definitely not welcome! They tried to say the owner had sent them to look over the land to see if they want to buy it. I sat in the house watching the whole thing as my daughter raked them over the coals and made them leave and not come back!! 😁😆😆🎉💃🍹👵🐺🌵
@@karinwolf3645 If it had been me, I would have reminded them in no uncertain terms that Arizona is a Stand Your Ground state, and if they continued to refuse to leave, they'd find themselves staring at the business end of a pump-action 12 gauge shotgun.
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Holy crap, the first story is finally an update post from an older one, never thought I'd hear an update after he got his MIL arrested for stealing his collection.
Same
How did you last years? Why would you even let this go on? Sorry you went along with this. You didn’t have to buy anything. Good on you for having her served at work. Also if you don’t have all valuables out of that house you are nuts. Stash $.
Happy Sunday RedWheel hope you are well. Sorry I missed yesterday's vids caught up. Thanks for sharing. Please stay safe.🏴😁😷👍. Have a great day and a wonderful week ahead everyone
Bring kids to the restaurant, the parents will pay for everything that night that those brats destroyed
Happy Sunday everyone and Redwheel
Good morning everyone and RedWheel 😊
Hope everyone has a good day 😊
👋2nd!🧡🍒✌️
Smart of op to give a rediculas offer that they’ll say no to but if they say yes op is rich but they can’t complain with their not for sale price
5 Million 🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I like his style 👍
As to the first story they did a bait and swich on op. He needs to get a divorce. As to the second story those arogant jerks learned a very badly needed long overdue lesson that was very expensive. The learned the world doesnt revolve around them and got their overinflated egos deflated. As to the last story the realestate agent was very unprofesional. The neighbors got shut down hard. Like the sonh said you cant allways get what you want.
% million wouldn't have been my test asking price. Make it at least $50,000, or maybe $500,00. Let's see how motivated they really are. 😆
In the waitress getting knocked over story, her manager should've told the parents, "Ok, fine. I won't call them brats. Could you take your semen demons and get the hell out?"
For awhile we were getting multiple phone calls a day to sell our house. We finally started telling them we would consider offers of at least 3 billion. Never did figure out if they got tired of the response or they found something else better to do with their time, but we are down to a couple of phone calls a month now in addition to the letters in the mail.
Good morning, all! Hope your weekend has gone well so far! All great stories, thank you for sharing them! I'll catch you again later!
👋Good morning, Loretta! I am late. Have a wonderful weekend. I am hoping to relax a bit. Sending you positive vibes! 🌬🧡🤗🥰✌️
@@crimsonfirelilyGood morning! Get to sleep in? Hope so! You get all the rest you can, you deserve it! I'll try to get some also! Sending you good vibes also!
@lorettaross2007 Yes, I did! ☺️ It was great waking up with my kitty next to me for a change, in my own bed. 🧡
I am going to help my mom, and cut back her rose garden today and relax. Thank you for the positive vibes back! ☺️🌬🧡✌️
@@crimsonfirelily Have a great day with your mom, wish I could, mine has been gone since 1987. See you later!
@@lorettaross2007 🌬🧡🤗✌️
Story 1, why did you stay married when things went south after the honeymoon? Desperate to be married is a terrible reason to stay married.
Last story, here's a thought. Try telling the realtor, "No." Not "I'm happy in my home" or "we're good." Say the word "NO." Try that and if they persist have your attorney send them a cease and desist letter. There are easy solotions to this "problem."
yea if those rich effers want to be unreasonable you can see how much they are willing to pay to be unreasonable
Those neighbours got the balls calling her neighbour at work. Those neighbours want the land.
Last story. I keep getting unsolitated offers for my house about once every three months. The last time, I told the solicitator to $#@! off in very graphic terms, as I had spent close to ten years saving up for my house.
LAST STORY I myself would have done the same thing but when I wrote down the $5 million for my asking price I also would have written FIRM after it either that or asked for a lot more money
Hello friend
That's funny. "If the have money to throw away, I might as well see how much." ROTFL 😀😀😀
I’ve had calls offering to buy my house. My response is the same every time. Double market value. Cash. Not including all the fees.
Unlike OP I can easily find another house like mine in my area.
How refreshing to hear brats being called out for being brats when they're brats.
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Just tell them ur sorry but no deal but you made a good choice
I would go down the list of reservations and send this letter:
Dear patrons of Restaurant X
We apologize for the incident that occurred during dinner. We have taken steps to fix the problem and have filed in court for compensation. We believe that you should have the same right. Here is their information for anyone who wishes to seek compensation for your ruined Valentines day dinner:
*info here*
Sincerely
Management of Restaurant
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Lyrics
Oh, me name is Mick Maguire
And I'll quickly tell to you
Of a girl that I admired, she was Katy Donahue
She was fair and fat 'n' forty and believe me when I say
Whenever I come in at the do'i, could hear her mammy say
"Johnny, get up from the fire, get up and give your man a sit
Can't you see it's Mick Maguire, and he's courting your sister Kate
Y'know very well he owns a farm a wee bit out of the town
Agh, get out of that, you impudent brat, let Mr. Maguire sit down"
Well, the first time that I met her was at a dance at Dunfanaghy
I very kindly asked her would she dance a step with me
I asked if I could see her home if she'd be going me way
And whenever I come in at the do'i, could hear the old one say
"Johnny, get up from the fire, get up and give your man a sit
Can't you see it's Mick Maguire, and he's courting your sister Kate
Y'know very well he owns a farm a wee bit out of the town
Agh, get out of that, you impudent brat, let Mr. Maguire sit down"
Ah, but now that we are married, sure her mammy's changed her mind
Because I spent the money that me daddy left behind
Now she hasn't got the decency to give me time of the day
Now whenever I come in at the do'i, could hear her mammy say
"Johnny, come up to the fire, come up, you're sittin' in the draft
Can't you see it's old Maguire, and he nearly drives me daft
Chee, I don't know what gets in him, but he's always on the tare
So, sit where you are and never you dar' give old Maguire the chair"
Diddley owdle-owdle-owdle diddley owdle-owdle-ow
Diddley owdle-owdle-owdle diddley owdle-owdle-ow
"Chee, I don't know what gets in him, but he's always on the tare
Agh, just sit where you are and never you dar' give old Maguire the chair"
Story 1 is actually a collection of skeleton keys and it’s a wild story
nice chuckle the end one....asking for 5 million lol
1st story is a vary condensed version of a popular story on many youtube channels it's missing a lot, there is a reason why it's a 20ish minute story by it's self.
Last story: OP, add some more zeros to that
Last Story, I'd have asked for $50m. Nothing less. Lol.
The first story sounds a lot like the mother-in-law stealing the skeleton keys for a new cell phone, only difference is this was coins
These people!!! 🤪
I get calls at least once a week on my house due to location. I do the same thing. For $5 million they can have it.
Make an offer they can't pay: not 5 million 5 hundred million. Good luck 😊
The ( Entitled People ) Rule 1 - If at first you don't succeed, Change the rules.
Last story..so did they accept the 5m offer?
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Never ever have a joint bank account.
@@karenstafford724 We had one for over45 years, worked well! Only one of that pair was in love!
I hope they got busted for setting off a false fire alarm
5mil, make them pay
Please rephrase how you want us to use the like button. I don’t want to have adult relationship with it (smashing is the new RUclips phrase for it)
First story is fake riding on the coat tails of the first. It mentions coins instead of keys.
The Restaurant story sounds fake....Just because some one offers to settle out of Court does NOT mean you have to take it. In a real case you can say NO we are going before a Judge and they have to put the wallet/check book away and see how bad they get nailed by the judge.... BOTH parties have to agree to an out of court settlement that is why i say the story sounds fake written by some one that does not understand how the courts work...
1st story, there was no ending. WTH. Never write a story without an ending or at least an update to what happened. Last story, same thing, try a second update to let the readers know how everything panned out.
First Story: Typical modern feminist OP must fight for what is his and being the evidence of her abuses to court. He needs to make several recordings of her when she abuses him and if her financial manipulations and escapades. He also needs to speak with a very good lawyer.
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Now tell me how evil I am.
Evil? No, definitely cringe though. 🤷
@@alexcovey1200 #howmanysecondstomakeyoufirst NAH NOT FIRST
1st! 💜🍰✌️
First story OP is just dumb should have divorced the moment the wife started acted up.
Why regret being served at her job..... she would’ve done the same to you when she used you up