More accurate then any portrayal that tv & cinema would give in regards to that region. Simply a master piece that hit the nail on the head! You are going to ruffle a lot of people feathers & I love it:)
You can tell Aladdin knew the rules already by how he looked annoyed like "ok I guess we cant skip this", also you can tell he didnt just wake up and decide this, dude had a machete ready to go if genie wouldnt play ball, this was pre-meditated.
They would always need a weapon in such a barbaric place as Arabia (or India based on his accent). In atheist shithole China or North Korea, you aren't allowed to have a good weapon especially the weapon of a free mind.
yeah it was real funny though it was kinda confusing because where im from djinns are more like folk-spirits not gods they are sometime pious othertimes malcious just a lil bit of south asian folk-trivia i though of rn
@@wizardmongol4868 They aren't gods and they aren't pagan either. Djinn were first thought of in arabia pre-islam so long before Paganism came around. But yeah, the djinn are generally four to five usually based around the elements and depending on which myth the fifth can be based in something else. Usually iirc the fire and/or wind djinn are malicious.
Genie: "Can you at least free me?" Aladdin: "Absolutely not. You are a pagan god and must stay bound to your torment." *Spits* Omg, how do these people come up with this? Lol
more about islamic law, probably predates islamic law as a customary practice though however Alladin wouldn't have cared that much about the jin being magic, early islam wasn't that strict on such things, but not going for all the wishes, certainly not freeing the genie, that is just common sense, djin were not considdered benevolent, they wil either deliberatly trick or wil simply be ignorant about implied meaning and grant exactly what was asked, for instance say he asked for a thousand virgins the djin might give him a thousand babies, might even be dead, might be animals, . so binding it to it's lamp is just a smart move. concerning the dogmatic islamic view shown that is based on an 18th century form of Islam that expanded a lot in especially the last century, trough support from the Saudis and so on. Wahabism actually contradicts early islamic notions , it was born from a humiliating crisis which saw Christian/enlightenment europe become domminant and practically unbeatable, so many (like in the byzantine empire during the early expansion of islamic arabia) grew to believe that their misfortune was due to them strayig from the path, which logically must have been more dogmatic, more extreme, despite that not being the case, they were beaten because they were more dogmatic not because they were less so
I can imagine Historically Accurate portrayals for Disney movies like Mulan, Hercules, The Hunchback of Norte Dame, The Princess and the Frog, The Jungle Book, The Little Mermaid, Beauty & The Beast, and Moana along with some Non-disney movies (animated films made by different studios) like Anastasia, Prince of Egypt, Balto, Spirit Stallion of the Ciramon, The Land before Time, Ice Age, The Iron Giant, and the Road to El Dorado.
Djin are actually highly feared by certain Arabic and Persian people so keeping the Djinn bound to the lamp is probably the smart thing to do if this is historically accurate
Not really a demon... I think the most appropriate western equivalent are fairies. Not the cute pixie ones, the ones that curse your baby to die by pricking her finger on a spinning wheel because you didn't invite them to the party. There also good and evil Djinn. In the original Aladdin story there's no three wishes rule and Aladdin also has a Djinn that lives in a ring of his that's less powerful than the lamp Djinn. It's a plot point that Aladdin keeps forgetting about the djinn that lives in his ring.
Djinn are seen as a kind of 3rd race next to angels and humans. Their world is unseen, have their own kingdoms and laws, and usually stay out of human affairs unless it impacts them as well.
@@MultiRobotnik Aladdin was referring to genie, a djinn. But are Djinn evil pagan creatures to the Islamic faith? I think that is what is being expressed
Modern adaptations constant use of "the message" could also be hit, but then drinkerrecomends will be coming for the side of your head with a whiskey bottle
I think it would be really cool to see a movie where the genie is the protagonist and the guy who rubbed the lamp is just a maniac. And the genie has to try and skew the wishes through loopholes
1:17 That scream is so well cut it’s both hilarious and horrifying. Imagine going about your normal day and your trapped in a burlap sack in the middle of a desert.
Actually, this was so kind to muslims of that time period it might be anti-racist. An actual muslim of that time period would probably wish that every Hindu existing would be killed and damned to eternal torment, since that's what the quran said. Still says, actually.
If it was actually historically accurate as a Djinn he'd make those wishes detrimental to his master.... the pine nuts would have caused Apuu to choke to death and upon opening that sack Jasmine probably would be wielding a large knife.
And to add more historical detail, pale faced Europeans would be dying of plague or killing each other over Catholic vs Protestant while peasants had bad teeth, bad skin and poor hygiene....while desperately trying to find a path to India.
I found it hilarious that their version of china also didnt have much cultural similarity to actual china, since data was scarce. The next time you hear people complain about 'authenticity', we should remember that writers from all cultures have been making up shit to fill narrative holes for all of history.
The Genie also provided Aladdin "forty basins filled to the brim with gold, carried by forty black slaves, led by forty white slaves, all splendidly dressed" so that Aladdin could marry Jasmine.
@@loupax I mean to note in the context of the story, this is one of a 1,001 tales being told by a woman in order to try and stave off her execution. So you can't blame her for getting that wrong. Also in truth setting the tale in china was not to evoke anything particularly Chinese, it was merely a foreign land, and thus ripe for the telling of a fantastical tale. That was often the reasoning behind setting a story in another land in the old days, it's just the far far away part half of a long long time ago...
One version of Aladdin's story had him with two djinns, the one in the lamp, of course, but also one in a ring, which was less powerful than the lamp one. He also didn't have a limit on numer of wishes, and the only limitation on wish content the story mentioned was when he wished for the roc's egg. Good story.
Wow Don is sounding more and more like his dad’s caricature. Good to see that this channel might free you from the chains of RUclips guidelines. Be free genie
The grossest part is that Jasmine is a teenager and the sultan might care more about the fact she is married now and less about the whole kidnapping thing which is also historically accurate.
Sultans are basically Kings so yes he would kill Aladdin to have his asset back. Marrying a daughter to a peasant is a waste of a critical asset in medieval times as family marriage can at many times prevent a war
Culturally speaking the Genie would grant the wishes but with a catch that was kind of their whole thing. Like deliver an entirely different girl to him and be like, "You never said which Jasmine". Or gave him a literal hand full of nuts like in a severed hand. Also until he makes his third wish he'd be slowly driven insane as a Genie would just wreak havoc through his life.
@@MyViolador Better hope it was the right princess Jazmine then, cuz if it turns he just abducted a Persian princess now he just brought war to his doorstep
actually the genie from the original aladin story (not disney) would perform wishes exactly as asked. but aladin was a humble man, so all he'd want is a feast every night, which the genie would oblige. his mother would take all the silverware the food was served on, wash it, and take it to market to sell the next morning.
I like how when Aladdin tells the genie he will cut off his hands if he doesn’t honor the wishes, the genie looks at his hands before giving Jasmine to Aladdin like he’s thinking about it.
As I recall from the old version I read decades ago in a translation of 1001 Arabian Nights- Aladdin was a poor Chinese boy who was a good-for-nothing until his father the shoemaker died and his mother had to work to support him. The magician tricked him into opening the vault that held the lamp, but gave him him a ring, not knowing its power. The lamp held multitudes of Jinn, the ring also had many Jinn inside, and they granted any wish except one- to have the egg of the Roc bird. If you wished for that, the Jinn would kill you. Aladdin abused the crap out of the lamp to get married to the princess. The magician, who had gone back to his home in Africa, found out Aladdin was alive and tricked the princess into selling him the "wretched old lamp on the mantle". He promptly wished himself, her, and the castle Aladdin wished for to be transported to his homeland. Aladdin was accused of the crime of kidnapping the princess, and to keep his head, promised to bring her back in a certain amount of days. He accidentally rubbed the ring, and from there wished himself to where the magician and princess were. He snuck in and killed the magician, used the lamp to wish everything back to where it was, and had a few other adventures before the story truly ended. Read the book, guys. It's even more fantastical than the short versions you see and hear. The story of Scheherazade and the 1001 Arabian Nights is a worthy read.
Damn, what a simple man, not just he didn't need the 3 wishes, but he also used one of the 2 wishes to he's little monkey pet, you see guys, money dos not bring happiness, some people can live a happy life with so little, so inspiring.
“You must honor the terms of our contract or I am free to take your hands, as you would be a thief denying me my wishes.” Hey Aladdin, I wouldn’t go around threatening a creature who could bend reality at his fingertips if I were you.
@@SkylarSyankorb-oy8cy No, genies are literally incapable of killing. If he makes any kind of attack against Aladdin, no matter how damaging, Aladdin will survive it. As they kept saying in The Return of Jafar, "You'd be surprised what you can live through."
1:06 it's funny because the real Aladdin movie actually talked about this in their opening "Arabian nights" song, but audiences thought it was an offensive stereotype so they had to change it to another line when it was out of theaters lol
@@MultiRobotnik bcs eventhough the indian religion hinduism is super chill, indians can be kinda tribalistic and misogynistic, exactly like the arabs, but the arabs are like that bcs of their authoritarian religion. So the use of an indian accent and bobs vegene is pretty accurate or atleast a little reference to the true nature of the monotheistic arabic religion
Absolutely brilliant, the animation of the genie when he is threatened with losing a hand, and the voice of Aladdin was absolutely fantastic, the ending was spot on as well. Would be brilliant to see this become a series.
fun fact in the actual story Aladdin had 2 genies, the one of the lamp who he found in the cave and the one of the ring given to him to help retrieve to he lamp. the guy who is originally sent him in gave him money and a minor genie to go get the bigger genie but Aladdin stole it for himself.
Ahhh this brings me back in time. When comedy was taking awful shots at everybody, and we laughed at it instead of policing. I hope we Italians are next.
@@ShrexyGuy What part of this is the "truth"? My man claims this is "historically accurate" and yet has an Arab with an Indian accent who has the facial hair of a Persian and the Fez of a Turk.
Historically accurate... Just a reminder that Muhammad's favorite wife, Aisha, is said to have had six or seven years at the time of her engagement and about nine years old when the marriage was "consummated".
@@ProjectExMachina No, actually you are wrong. Muhammad married Aisha at a young age, yes, but not at the specific age you say (9.6). It is just a myth. As a reminder, historically, child marriage was a normal thing until the last century, and it was widespread among all peoples in India, Persia, Rome, etc. Also, Muhammad was young, also close to his age, and he was a few years older. I hope you verify your information, Mr. Historically Accurate.
He accuses Genie of theft but then takes Jasmine without permission or compensation to the family. He also wished for marriage from the genie so he was willingly married to her by a "pagan god" and thus is due for imprisonment and torment under the norms of his society.
@@GeraltofRivia22 the disney fanfic movie wasn't really cannonical anyways. They skipped over all the other folktales from 1001 Nights... They didn't even have a women married to a demon extorting men for fun time or a jealous women turning stepkids and another women into animals before cooking them; not cannon.
The funny thing is that this is nearly identical with the Source material, only with the exception that Aladdin was around 10 or 12 years old what makes this even more messed up than it already is.
Aladdin was Chinese and his age is never stated. He and Princess Badroulbadour (Aladdin’s wife/Jasmine) have a ‘loving’ relationship, and like Jasmine she seduces the much older sorcerer villain as a trick.
College humor did something like this years ago, but it was poorly made and only covered non-descript European Kingdom stories and didn't even lock in on a single property Lacked teeth and comedy, 2 things this has an abundance of, well done as always
@@zacheray just hear me out: Wish 1, no wishing rules Wish 2, infinite wishes Then you can wish for what ever the hell you want. And I see no reason that the rules would ever come back.
Islam teaches that while you are to shun and shame all other gods than Alah, and likewise to those who worship those pagan gods, you are however fully allowed to take advantage of them as in the eyes of Sharia they aren't fully people unless they're Muslim.
@@gauchesuedo No it doesn't. I'm a Muslim, hilarious how you, as a non, get to dictate what I believe. Kind of contrary. You're confused with the Talmud. Islam actually contends other monotheistical believers can attain heaven, whereas the new testament clearly says anyone who doesn't believe Jesus is your sky daddy granter of salvation, yet believes in God, is going straight to hell.
@@ragemonster4277 its not a racist cartoon its actually just accurate to how those times were, beautiful women were sought after as objects to be owned and still are. Sex slaves were also very common
@@spicydomina2365 yeah… it sounds more like a stereotypical caricature of brown people in general in what the west believes them to be. Aladdin literally had the “open bob” voice. I dunno I could be wrong if Flash’s next video is about Snow White and it portrays medieval Europe in the most backwards ways
I love your work, it's dark humor, the animations, voice acting, the story (not all accurate but it's forgettable), love it all, you guys doing an amazing work, keep it up, I wish someone could sponsor a short movie from you guys
THAT is what ruined the vid for me, not the slavery, not the implied r**e, but the likelihood that Aladdin is late 30's and Jasmine is definitely a child. I shouldn't have read the comments..
@@Birthnote Alladin is a young man from China in the original tale, and I'd safely assume Jasmine (not her real name, Disney retconned her actual name when making the movie) was of proper marriage age...and they shouldn't really be far off age wise...a story about a young man thirsting over a bloody child and using a Genie to marry her sounds really fucked up...even in medieval Arabian standarts.
@@miguelpadeiro762 But considering a certain “prophet” married one of his wives when she was only 6 and consummated that married when she was 9, I’d say the possibility that jasmine is a child is still on the table.
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More accurate then any portrayal that tv & cinema would give in regards to that region.
Simply a master piece that hit the nail on the head!
You are going to ruffle a lot of people feathers & I love it:)
Can I get your sources for this video?
This is better than the live-action version.
I actually laughed out loud, I lol'd.
You can tell Aladdin knew the rules already by how he looked annoyed like "ok I guess we cant skip this", also you can tell he didnt just wake up and decide this, dude had a machete ready to go if genie wouldnt play ball, this was pre-meditated.
They would always need a weapon in such a barbaric place as Arabia (or India based on his accent).
In atheist shithole China or North Korea, you aren't allowed to have a good weapon especially the weapon of a free mind.
How would you cut a genies hands?
They're intangible; made of smokeless fire
ASSUMINGLY
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“I wish to have the capacity to violate and attack you, genie”
im pretty sure he just... had a machete. he IS a theif.
speed running ain't match well with tutorials....
You know, given the costs of obtaining the peanuts in Arabia in the 8th century would have been astronomical, apu made the more impressive wish.
He's the nutty rich boy we are talking about.
I think he said pine nuts, which are a little less astronomical. Still, that would be a very high end snack for that time.
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@@patrickstewart3446 wtf is a pine nut?
@@USN1985dos Small, fragrant, oily nuts found in large pine cones. Very good when toasted and thrown into salads and such.
That makes a lot more sense now that I think about it. At first, I thought Abu had simple tastes.
Damn I died at the “you are a pagan god and must remain bound to your torment.” 😂
simply hilarious! and took me by surprise
@@malahamavet same, but it was definitely some good humor.
yeah it was real funny though it was kinda confusing because where im from djinns are more like folk-spirits not gods they are sometime pious othertimes malcious
just a lil bit of south asian folk-trivia i though of rn
@@wizardmongol4868 They aren't gods and they aren't pagan either. Djinn were first thought of in arabia pre-islam so long before Paganism came around. But yeah, the djinn are generally four to five usually based around the elements and depending on which myth the fifth can be based in something else. Usually iirc the fire and/or wind djinn are malicious.
@@MauiWowieOwie elements? i though they were based on types not elements
Genie: "Can you at least free me?"
Aladdin: "Absolutely not. You are a pagan god and must stay bound to your torment." *Spits*
Omg, how do these people come up with this? Lol
Because that what life was like in Arabia after the Muslim conquests. Pagan religions were wiped out to make room for their true god Allah.
From the Korran.
To be honest Aladdin made a smart choice by not making a third wish
@@classifiedname222so is destryoing mosques!
The genie in its original form is mischievous djinn trapped by King Solomon
Ironic that Aladdin would punish Genie like a thief when he's a thief himself.
It's not illegal if you don't get caught
Historically Accurate
more about islamic law, probably predates islamic law as a customary practice though
however Alladin wouldn't have cared that much about the jin being magic, early islam wasn't that strict on such things, but not going for all the wishes, certainly not freeing the genie, that is just common sense, djin were not considdered benevolent, they wil either deliberatly trick or wil simply be ignorant about implied meaning and grant exactly what was asked, for instance say he asked for a thousand virgins the djin might give him a thousand babies, might even be dead, might be animals, .
so binding it to it's lamp is just a smart move.
concerning the dogmatic islamic view shown that is based on an 18th century form of Islam that expanded a lot in especially the last century, trough support from the Saudis and so on. Wahabism actually contradicts early islamic notions , it was born from a humiliating crisis which saw Christian/enlightenment europe become domminant and practically unbeatable, so many (like in the byzantine empire during the early expansion of islamic arabia) grew to believe that their misfortune was due to them strayig from the path, which logically must have been more dogmatic, more extreme, despite that not being the case, they were beaten because they were more dogmatic not because they were less so
welcome to the Middle East
@@istoppedcaring6209 Thanks, Mr Peabody.
I could see a lot of potential for a Historically Accurate series
I can imagine Historically Accurate portrayals for Disney movies like Mulan, Hercules, The Hunchback of Norte Dame, The Princess and the Frog, The Jungle Book, The Little Mermaid, Beauty & The Beast, and Moana along with some Non-disney movies (animated films made by different studios) like Anastasia, Prince of Egypt, Balto, Spirit Stallion of the Ciramon, The Land before Time, Ice Age, The Iron Giant, and the Road to El Dorado.
@LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 do bible stories count? Plenty of screwed up events within 12 days I think.
@LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 holy shit, its so messed up I find that funny :P
Historically accurate Pocahontas and El Dorado would be rather fun...
@LibtardsStillCantSilence Me21 that like beginning credit of jurassic park 2
Djin are actually highly feared by certain Arabic and Persian people so keeping the Djinn bound to the lamp is probably the smart thing to do if this is historically accurate
I mean it literally means Demon. If a Demon granted you wishes in exchange for its freedom, what would you do?
@@HiddenPrior make 2 wishes and 3rd one is him locking himself up.
Not really a demon... I think the most appropriate western equivalent are fairies. Not the cute pixie ones, the ones that curse your baby to die by pricking her finger on a spinning wheel because you didn't invite them to the party. There also good and evil Djinn. In the original Aladdin story there's no three wishes rule and Aladdin also has a Djinn that lives in a ring of his that's less powerful than the lamp Djinn. It's a plot point that Aladdin keeps forgetting about the djinn that lives in his ring.
I think in the Aladdin TV series they had an episode with an evil Djinn that was freed.
Djinn are seen as a kind of 3rd race next to angels and humans. Their world is unseen, have their own kingdoms and laws, and usually stay out of human affairs unless it impacts them as well.
“This is the 8th century genie I do not care” that’s the most accurate part of this video 😂😂😂😂
his foot nails are the most accurate part
The time doesn't matter, they still do this 😂
That phrase can be applied to a frightening amount of situations.
Reminds of Muhammad marrying a 6 year old. He really meant that sentence when he said he didnt care 😂@francofernandes2006
@@dimitriostsiampalis364they still do have African slaves
"You are a pagan god and must stay bound to your torment" is a fucking metal line
Alah is the light !
Really is quite a line.
G note to the deep!
@@MultiRobotnik Aladdin was referring to genie, a djinn. But are Djinn evil pagan creatures to the Islamic faith? I think that is what is being expressed
@@mojothemigo they aren’t pagan gods so no
This needs to become a series. Historically accurate cartoons and such is a goldmine that will not dry out that fast.
Modern adaptations constant use of "the message" could also be hit, but then drinkerrecomends will be coming for the side of your head with a whiskey bottle
Up next, The Little Mermaid.
@@lmno567 Oof... BEEG oof.
valid idea
I wanna see Historically Accurate Shrek!
I think it would be really cool to see a movie where the genie is the protagonist and the guy who rubbed the lamp is just a maniac. And the genie has to try and skew the wishes through loopholes
Wow that’s incredible concept.
Not exactly the same thing but ever seen bedazzled? Devil wishes, Brendan Fraiser, very early 2000's
@@TheNateness123 Oo no I haven’t. I’ll look it up thank you
Hollywood would see that as a risk and would prefer to remake Aladin AGAIN instead.
Read the tale of the monkey's paw
1:17 That scream is so well cut it’s both hilarious and horrifying. Imagine going about your normal day and your trapped in a burlap sack in the middle of a desert.
Don't forget the way he smiled, it's kinda creepy.
@@SAEshorts The way he smiled? HE'S GOING TO R*PE JASMINE 😂 💀
This happened at night, so she would have been sleeping in her bed.
@@SAEshortsikr they made Aladdin psychotic asf lol wtf
@@FlyyGirl1000 there's a reason it says historically accurate
If they copyright strike this, then it is canon.
Bla bla bla your canon.
@Autismo Gamer ohh thks 👌
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For a second, I thought I was about to watch a Meat Canyon video as well haha
@@spongeman1512 thanks"
Historically accurate Mulan is gonna be nuts
Pocahontas...
Hercules
The little mermaid
@@cm94returns19 wouldn't that just be a hallucinating sailor slowly starving with nothing but saltwater to drink?
@@__jonbud______________________ Apparently Genies can exist, so why not mermaids?
Now this is the Flashgitz I remember
yeah. It's great to see them back to being dumb fun.
Absolutely
Yep dumb and yet witty fun, absolutely brilliant.
Shut up Rick.
It's so racist...
i love it 🤗
“Tank you geniii!😁”
well. that escalated quickly.
Historicly accurate Pocahontas could be fun.
Especially if it's the sequel
@@__jonbud______________________ instant death through disease xD
Well Pocahontas was actually a real person, so in that sense they'd just have to animate the wikipedia story en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocahontas
Oh Sweet Jesus...
mwahahahaha
Can’t wait to watch a toon deemed too racist for the main channel
In an age where Nearly Fucking Everything is racist, that shouldn't be hard to do.
😂😂😂
Can't wait until people stop defining everything as racist. This is like original sin all over again I thought that was over.
Actually, this was so kind to muslims of that time period it might be anti-racist. An actual muslim of that time period would probably wish that every Hindu existing would be killed and damned to eternal torment, since that's what the quran said. Still says, actually.
I didn't even realize this was the second channel until I saw this comment
If it was actually historically accurate as a Djinn he'd make those wishes detrimental to his master.... the pine nuts would have caused Apuu to choke to death and upon opening that sack Jasmine probably would be wielding a large knife.
Interesting.
Well actually a Djinn in it's first iteration would have endless amounts of wishes
It's only drawback would be that the Djinns life span would dwindle
And to add more historical detail, pale faced Europeans would be dying of plague or killing each other over Catholic vs Protestant while peasants had bad teeth, bad skin and poor hygiene....while desperately trying to find a path to India.
Show me actual folklore that predates Dungeons and Dragons where wishes work like that, because neither of the genies in the Aladdin stories did that.
Then look for tales of the Arabian nights. Depending on stories genies aren’t usually always kind some take loves and others use wishes against you
The joy in his voice when he said “Thank you genie” was so genuine lol
Fun fact: in the original 1001 nights, Aladdin takes place in China.
Aladdin is canonically Chinese.
I found it hilarious that their version of china also didnt have much cultural similarity to actual china, since data was scarce.
The next time you hear people complain about 'authenticity', we should remember that writers from all cultures have been making up shit to fill narrative holes for all of history.
@@nyarlat2609 they named the Chinese protagonist “Aladdin” and they just rolled with it, I’ll never complain about unrealistic writing after that.
The Genie also provided Aladdin "forty basins filled to the brim with gold, carried by forty black slaves, led by forty white slaves, all splendidly dressed" so that Aladdin could marry Jasmine.
@@loupax I mean to note in the context of the story, this is one of a 1,001 tales being told by a woman in order to try and stave off her execution. So you can't blame her for getting that wrong.
Also in truth setting the tale in china was not to evoke anything particularly Chinese, it was merely a foreign land, and thus ripe for the telling of a fantastical tale. That was often the reasoning behind setting a story in another land in the old days, it's just the far far away part half of a long long time ago...
@@patrickbuckley7259 Oh, I don't blame anyone, if anything I kinda hoped more future reimaginings of the myth took that into account :D
One version of Aladdin's story had him with two djinns, the one in the lamp, of course, but also one in a ring, which was less powerful than the lamp one. He also didn't have a limit on numer of wishes, and the only limitation on wish content the story mentioned was when he wished for the roc's egg. Good story.
You forgot a letter in the number. It says numer
Also Jasmin's name Badroulbadour. Jaffar didn't have name and he was killed by Aladin
@@DartLuke The version I read simply called him the African Magician.
He was also Chinese
@@DartLuke OG Aladdin was a badass.
Wow Don is sounding more and more like his dad’s caricature.
Good to see that this channel might free you from the chains of RUclips guidelines. Be free genie
The grossest part is that Jasmine is a teenager and the sultan might care more about the fact she is married now and less about the whole kidnapping thing which is also historically accurate.
alladen was a teenager
I see nothing gross in any of this besides the kidnapping part
@@mubarak5123 No he wasn't.
Sultans are basically Kings so yes he would kill Aladdin to have his asset back. Marrying a daughter to a peasant is a waste of a critical asset in medieval times as family marriage can at many times prevent a war
@@galacticguardian2783 you don’t know what he’s gonna do to her?
Aladdin really does sound like a 7-Eleven store owner here.
Culturally speaking the Genie would grant the wishes but with a catch that was kind of their whole thing.
Like deliver an entirely different girl to him and be like, "You never said which Jasmine".
Or gave him a literal hand full of nuts like in a severed hand.
Also until he makes his third wish he'd be slowly driven insane as a Genie would just wreak havoc through his life.
He did specified princess jazmine tho
@@MyViolador Better hope it was the right princess Jazmine then, cuz if it turns he just abducted a Persian princess now he just brought war to his doorstep
@@Wolfs0n he kidnap his own princess, I don't think he really gives a shit.
This is very much the Monkey's Paw line of thinking.
actually the genie from the original aladin story (not disney) would perform wishes exactly as asked. but aladin was a humble man, so all he'd want is a feast every night, which the genie would oblige. his mother would take all the silverware the food was served on, wash it, and take it to market to sell the next morning.
Jasmine's scream when she hit the ground was gold!
She screamed a lot in the Eroge game
Princess Trainer
I like how when Aladdin tells the genie he will cut off his hands if he doesn’t honor the wishes, the genie looks at his hands before giving Jasmine to Aladdin like he’s thinking about it.
As I recall from the old version I read decades ago in a translation of 1001 Arabian Nights-
Aladdin was a poor Chinese boy who was a good-for-nothing until his father the shoemaker died and his mother had to work to support him. The magician tricked him into opening the vault that held the lamp, but gave him him a ring, not knowing its power. The lamp held multitudes of Jinn, the ring also had many Jinn inside, and they granted any wish except one- to have the egg of the Roc bird. If you wished for that, the Jinn would kill you. Aladdin abused the crap out of the lamp to get married to the princess. The magician, who had gone back to his home in Africa, found out Aladdin was alive and tricked the princess into selling him the "wretched old lamp on the mantle". He promptly wished himself, her, and the castle Aladdin wished for to be transported to his homeland. Aladdin was accused of the crime of kidnapping the princess, and to keep his head, promised to bring her back in a certain amount of days. He accidentally rubbed the ring, and from there wished himself to where the magician and princess were. He snuck in and killed the magician, used the lamp to wish everything back to where it was, and had a few other adventures before the story truly ended.
Read the book, guys. It's even more fantastical than the short versions you see and hear. The story of Scheherazade and the 1001 Arabian Nights is a worthy read.
Was Aladdin a Uyghurs Chinese?
@@KangMinseok Unsure. The book never specified what region.
@@Riddlewizard doesnt matter he would've been a muslim, if he actually existed
@@KangMinseokeastern turkestan the area of uyghurs live was not part of China but part of central Asia. So Aladdin was most probably a Hui.
Also, the magician was African. And Aladdin's dad died of grief because his good-for-nothing son refused to work in the family business.
Damn, what a simple man, not just he didn't need the 3 wishes, but he also used one of the 2 wishes to he's little monkey pet, you see guys, money dos not bring happiness, some people can live a happy life with so little, so inspiring.
Would honestly have been inspiring if our hero wasn't a slave owning rapist.
No no, he’s got a point.
no, peanuts are very expensive in arabia at that time
"De rules said nothing of slavery ji-neeeeee." That delivery was lovely
I love how you can see Aladdin's head actually move to spit at 1:48, even though he's far enough away that they didn't have to animate it.
if you zoom in on the video too you can also see the spit land on the floor 😂
@@7_dropademon I doubted what you said at first but you were right😂 😂😂
Historically Accurate Pocahontas would be dark enough to warrant another MeatCanyon crossover 🍖
Pocahontas and her entire tribe die of smallpox, the empire state building is built over their unmarked grave.
He just made it lol
Winner 🏆 🏆
You predicted it
Well, at least Radcliffe would get a vindication. He would die horribly, though.
Absolutely loved it. So hilarious and of the art never disappoints. That grin Alladin makes is just so cynical.
Dank you Ginie !
It's got that signature disturbing look of Zach Hadel
the grin of alladin looks similar to them Thuggies of Mumbai city.. 🇮🇳
Also jasmines screams are child screams…
@@firenze6478 this is the 8th century we do not care.
“You must honor the terms of our contract or I am free to take your hands, as you would be a thief denying me my wishes.”
Hey Aladdin, I wouldn’t go around threatening a creature who could bend reality at his fingertips if I were you.
He can't kill anyone
I didn’t say anything about killing Aladdin
@discount724 he said you can't wish to kill someone however the rules I think are just a sort of honor code for the genie
@@SkylarSyankorb-oy8cy No, genies are literally incapable of killing. If he makes any kind of attack against Aladdin, no matter how damaging, Aladdin will survive it. As they kept saying in The Return of Jafar, "You'd be surprised what you can live through."
1:06 it's funny because the real Aladdin movie actually talked about this in their opening "Arabian nights" song, but audiences thought it was an offensive stereotype so they had to change it to another line when it was out of theaters lol
Offensive stereotype? It was a bloody law in the Islamic world...isn't...isn't it STILL a law, at least de jure, in many Arabic countries?
Why does he have an Indian accent in Arabia though?
@@MultiRobotnik 🤷🏿♂️
@@MultiRobotnik bcs eventhough the indian religion hinduism is super chill, indians can be kinda tribalistic and misogynistic, exactly like the arabs, but the arabs are like that bcs of their authoritarian religion. So the use of an indian accent and bobs vegene is pretty accurate or atleast a little reference to the true nature of the monotheistic arabic religion
Im indian btw, and i love my culture, but it has to be said.
I am offended, I am absolutely offended, that it was only 2 minutes and 12 seconds. I demand more. Historical cartoons. I need more.
Absolutely brilliant, the animation of the genie when he is threatened with losing a hand, and the voice of Aladdin was absolutely fantastic, the ending was spot on as well. Would be brilliant to see this become a series.
Yesss a series about this specific thing would be amazing hahahahaah
I loved how the final music was blasted through a completely blown out speaker. Captures traveling around Egypt and Indonesia pretty well 😂
This is beautiful. Brought a tear to my eye.
fun fact in the actual story Aladdin had 2 genies, the one of the lamp who he found in the cave and the one of the ring given to him to help retrieve to he lamp. the guy who is originally sent him in gave him money and a minor genie to go get the bigger genie but Aladdin stole it for himself.
I still remember when ADHD made the scientifically accurate series. Please, this must continue
Almost a decade ago now that they made it.
Dude, ADHD's Scientifically Accurate Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is STILL one of my favorites!
Missed opportunity to throw in a penis joke as an ADHD reference
I love how Aladdin was gonna make a second wish but changed it for Apu and didn't make his wish either just to not let genie free.
The pure comparative simplicity of this toon paired with the hilarious details like the sword being unsheathed was top notch.
Ahhh this brings me back in time. When comedy was taking awful shots at everybody, and we laughed at it instead of policing. I hope we Italians are next.
They should do Vinny from Atlantis, he could be an Italian anarchist terrorist bombing everyone keeping him from getting his flower shop.
*pinches index finger and thumb together* ey, a boppity boopity ya Mook. ... maybe that's more Italian American
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Eye roll. I just came to watch this stuff, nobody wants to read comments like this, just let the funny joke be funny and stop trying to politicize it.
@@HonerableG fax
“you are a pagan god and must remain bound to your torment.” You deserve a thumbs up and a comment!
I come back every couple of months just to hear "You are a Pagan God and must stay bound to your torment" LMAO
I choked up as soon as Aladdin started talking, this was great
This is a spicy one, my friends.
The truth isn't always pretty, but God damn does it help make good satire
@@ShrexyGuy What part of this is the "truth"? My man claims this is "historically accurate" and yet has an Arab with an Indian accent who has the facial hair of a Persian and the Fez of a Turk.
Not as spicy as Princess Trainer, but that's NSFW.
@@Marinealver _weeb_
Yeah this is pretty much spot on. The only thing that would make it even more accurate is if he asked for Jasmine's little sister or something.
Actually you can't marry two sisters at the same time in Islam .
But there are no rules regarding a minimum age of consent 🌚
@@ademhume2754 will there is actually
Jasmine is 15
@@thatsaprofilename5712 Aisha. . . Aisha.
Ouch, damn.
The worst part is that the person in the bag has a child's scream.
Historically accurate... Just a reminder that Muhammad's favorite wife, Aisha, is said to have had six or seven years at the time of her engagement and about nine years old when the marriage was "consummated".
@@ProjectExMachina
No, actually you are wrong. Muhammad married Aisha at a young age, yes, but not at the specific age you say (9.6). It is just a myth. As a reminder, historically, child marriage was a normal thing until the last century, and it was widespread among all peoples in India, Persia, Rome, etc. Also, Muhammad was young, also close to his age, and he was a few years older. I hope you verify your information, Mr. Historically Accurate.
@@الداري-ز nope i renember hearing aisha was 6 and mohammed was in his 60ties as an ex muslim i would know
I've seen this like 10 times and I just realized how utterly unkept Aladdin's toenails are. Its these small details that are just so priceless...
I love how he just casually wishes for pine nuts after forcing prince Jasmine to be his Slave Wife and then basically tells the genie to piss off.
That is Islamic societies hardcore.
No difference in severity
Absolute chad
@@dannylo5875 Clown 😂
@@nanashi2146 Aladdin?
I love you guys
0:43
No no! He’s got a point
More accurate:
"I'm a Djinn, not a genie, and for your impudence I'll now send a demon to possess you"
Come on Al, just wish for some camels and buy the princess from her father! Oh wait that's what happens in the Disney movie basically.
Too many steps. Keep it simple.
He accuses Genie of theft but then takes Jasmine without permission or compensation to the family. He also wished for marriage from the genie so he was willingly married to her by a "pagan god" and thus is due for imprisonment and torment under the norms of his society.
Lol what? The whole point is that Jasmine gets to choose in the end and the law is amended so that all future princesses get to choose too.
@@GeraltofRivia22 the disney fanfic movie wasn't really cannonical anyways. They skipped over all the other folktales from 1001 Nights... They didn't even have a women married to a demon extorting men for fun time or a jealous women turning stepkids and another women into animals before cooking them; not cannon.
@@GeraltofRivia22 I firmly and aggressively disagree with Jasmine.
The funny thing is that this is nearly identical with the Source material, only with the exception that Aladdin was around 10 or 12 years old what makes this even more messed up than it already is.
He was a 15 years old chinese man, with black hair and eyes and pale skin
Except Alladin was smart in the stories and had the Genie create him an entire kingdom he could rule over.
Puberty makes us adults, not some arbitrary number age liberals pull out of their self-righteous buttholes.
Aladdin was Chinese and his age is never stated. He and Princess Badroulbadour (Aladdin’s wife/Jasmine) have a ‘loving’ relationship, and like Jasmine she seduces the much older sorcerer villain as a trick.
Genie i said nothing of love
This is not Gold, it’s goddamn Platinum. Thank God FlashGitz is willing to take humor where people are afraid to go these days
please... it's clearly the diamond in the rough...
College humor did something like this years ago, but it was poorly made and only covered non-descript European Kingdom stories and didn't even lock in on a single property
Lacked teeth and comedy, 2 things this has an abundance of, well done as always
I love it how eventhough Aladdin's Arab he has an Indian accent
for extra historical accuracy, the guards should've taken Aladdin and beheaded him for practicing black magic
That last line might be the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. 😂 So evil. 🤣
Better than the original
If this were a movie,I would 100% go to see it!
genius
This is pretty much all that the movie would be lol. Your wish has been granted.
The rest of the movie is probably a slow dark mess of jasmines life as a sex slave. I think I’m happy with the 2 min cut lol
That movie would be cancelled by Twit-ter.
That movie would be cancelled by Twit-ter.
Yo....you guys seriously should make more of these. Lol this and Pocahontas were hilarious
jasmine's screams of shock and horror made my dog lose his mind. He think's there's a cat near by and trying to bark it out of hiding.
It is worse in an eroge game called
Princess Trainer
The original story for Aladdin in the 1001 tales of Scheherazade took place in China.
" It is the eighth century C.E. genie- Nobody cares "
lmao
I literally watch this on repeat at work to hear him say “thank you geeeeenieeeee”
I’m pretty sure I speak for everyone (with common sense) when I say that you two are the GOATs
the genie also said nothing about a rule saying you can't wish away the rules.
A bold strategy that would cost one wish… of course we are agreeing that you can’t wish for more wishes
@@zacheray you can't wish for more wishes because it's against the RULES
@Krimson Klaww you literally said the first wish would get rid of the rules.. dang dude I thought you were a genius with first comment
@@zacheray just hear me out:
Wish 1, no wishing rules
Wish 2, infinite wishes
Then you can wish for what ever the hell you want. And I see no reason that the rules would ever come back.
Wish away the rules and the djinn doesn't need to grant any wishes, and now you have an unchained evil demon who can bend reality on the loose
This is the best thing I've seen in my life. THE BEST. I'm not exaggerating.
1:40 the spitting 😂 top class 👏
“ABSOLUTELY NOT GENIE!”
“YOU ARE A PAGAN GOD AND MUST STAY BOUND TO YOUR TORMENT!”
I love how he wants to punish Genie for being a pagan god but is also more then willing to take advantage of his wishes.
Islam teaches that while you are to shun and shame all other gods than Alah, and likewise to those who worship those pagan gods, you are however fully allowed to take advantage of them as in the eyes of Sharia they aren't fully people unless they're Muslim.
@@gauchesuedo No it doesn't. I'm a Muslim, hilarious how you, as a non, get to dictate what I believe. Kind of contrary. You're confused with the Talmud. Islam actually contends other monotheistical believers can attain heaven, whereas the new testament clearly says anyone who doesn't believe Jesus is your sky daddy granter of salvation, yet believes in God, is going straight to hell.
1:31 funniest part
The Kazoo version killed me. Also i think this kind of videos are important to keep history alive else people start to make the same things again.
Historically Accurate Arabs
You know, Genie did help Aladdin fall in love with Jasmine...so technically he did make her fall in love with Aladdin...
Freaking hilarious, looking forward to more non-politically correct toons!
I was wondering if this was racist but this comment confirms it
@@ragemonster4277 its not a racist cartoon its actually just accurate to how those times were, beautiful women were sought after as objects to be owned and still are. Sex slaves were also very common
I don't think it has anything to do with political correctness is just historically accurate of how women have been historically not seen as people?
@@spicydomina2365 yeah… it sounds more like a stereotypical caricature of brown people in general in what the west believes them to be. Aladdin literally had the “open bob” voice. I dunno I could be wrong if Flash’s next video is about Snow White and it portrays medieval Europe in the most backwards ways
@@ragemonster4277 you like depiction of defects in one culture but not the other.
That's weird
This is hilarious 🤣 I really hope you two make this a full blown series.
Tank you for calling techinical support center genie😁
I now understand the need for the second channel. Beautiful work!
We need more historically accurate animations like this XD
I don't want you to bring back the dead. I just want you to create living body of them and give that body their previous memories.
''Thank you GEENIIEEEEE"
Alladin.. pretty accurate representation of the middle east.
Ukraine . Pretty decent oblast of the Russian federation.
@@hmmm3210 relevance?
I love your work, it's dark humor, the animations, voice acting, the story (not all accurate but it's forgettable), love it all, you guys doing an amazing work, keep it up, I wish someone could sponsor a short movie from you guys
"Happily married"
*blood curling screams
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There was nothing in the contract about happiness
Those cloud effects when the genie came out actually were top notch. Genuinely was Disney quality.
Tank you Genie.🤣
On point representation of probable historical accuracy.
I pray the great Tom and Don enlighten us with more accurate portrails.
yeah its not historicaly accurat
@@abubakral-spongebob4270 But stereotypically accurate and therefor representational of a _probable portrail if_ this _fiction_ was set in reality.
@@abubakral-spongebob4270 found the salty muslim
@@abubakral-spongebob4270 cry harder. Just like those Nigerians you won't let go home.
If Aladdin was historically accurate then he would be Chinese, since the Aladdin from the original story is Chinese
That’s odd Aladdin sounds just like the guy who was trying to extend my wireless plan
Same person
@@Notcreative6331 I thought so
It can't be historically accurate since Aladdin is taking place in a post apocalyptic future.
Jasmine would also have to be between the ages of 5 and 8 years old.
THAT is what ruined the vid for me, not the slavery, not the implied r**e, but the likelihood that Aladdin is late 30's and Jasmine is definitely a child.
I shouldn't have read the comments..
@@Birthnote Alladin is a young man from China in the original tale, and I'd safely assume Jasmine (not her real name, Disney retconned her actual name when making the movie) was of proper marriage age...and they shouldn't really be far off age wise...a story about a young man thirsting over a bloody child and using a Genie to marry her sounds really fucked up...even in medieval Arabian standarts.
@@miguelpadeiro762
I briefly read up on the original version, looks like you're right.
@@miguelpadeiro762 But considering a certain “prophet” married one of his wives when she was only 6 and consummated that married when she was 9, I’d say the possibility that jasmine is a child is still on the table.
@@miguelpadeiro762 her name was Aisha
I say this sincerely as a born and bred Arab: this video is racist in all the right ways.
I look forward to seeing the rest of the series 👍🏽
To be fair, looking at the size of the sack Im betting Jasmine was older than 16 making him not interested.
😂😂😂 Bro chill
Jasmine was 15-16 in the movie Ey?