Trump Makes Horrifying Israel Attacks All About Himself
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- Опубликовано: 8 окт 2023
- Parishioners were invited to bring their pets to be blessed in honor of St. Francis in New York, there was some horrific news over the weekend and Israel is now at war, Donald Trump found a way to make the conflict all about himself, he got onstage in Cedar Rapids on Saturday to talk about how much better his body is than Joe Biden’s, shockingly people seem to support him, Rudy Giuliani has found himself in financial trouble, Taylor Swift didn’t make an appearance at the Chiefs/Vikings game and Travis’ mom Donna Kelce spent some time on the “Today Show” talking about their relationship, and we ask some foreign tourists on Hollywood Blvd. what they find weird about Americans.
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Subpoena Williams? The writers are back in full force😂
That one got me too.
Best line of the year. Easily.
Loved it....😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
I can't believe we never thought of that until now!
yup, best one
Donnie's body by KFC, McDonald's, Diet Coke, and Adderall.
😆😆😆😆The last segment was everything....absolutely hilarious. Karan was my favorite!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆
Missed you Jimmy and Guillermo! So happy you are back and your writers are getting a bit more of what they deserve.
🥰🥰🥰
Karan’s drawing has me on the floor! “So he’s got his belly button out . . . “ 😂
Why is Trump looking at photos of Biden in a bathing suit? I haven’t seen any, nobody is showing it to me because they are not interested, and it’s not something I am interested in either! (Trump is a weirdo.)
I think he has a pretty big closet, like Tuckseese Carlson.I have never seen a picture of any Biden in a bathing suit. Mind you Hunter wasn't wearing anything at all.
Trying to appeal to a certain type of voter?
That was my first thought, too.
I think trump caught Melania looking at pictures of biden in a bathing suit so he went on the verbal attack. 🤣
Could be....@@MrStaybrown
This shows comes back and all the can do is talk about Trump, they must love him or can't survive without him!🤔
damn.. i really missed the writers 💪🏽.. i didn’t realize
how much i laughed watching these shorts of the show in the morning before work.. really reduced the stress anxiety
For the love of God! Put this vile man away once and for all.
And don't forget his followers.
It's a Cult!
@@ronald-xs7spYes it is & Cult45 can't deny it anymore because Trump posted on Truth Social that MAGA is a cult!
@@tramp2827 His followers are the real problem. If they stoppped attending his rallies and sending him money, he would disappear in an instant.
Worst mistake you can make is to mess with Donald Trump! Or the maga movement!
Do you even know that in Sanskrit, the name "KARAN" means clever. However in the US, it means just the opposite. Go Karan !
The foreigners nailed us!!!
If Trump were to go to the beach, it would result in others attempting to push him back into the water...
That picture Karan drew of us was HILARIOUS. 🤣🤣🤣
Not inaccurate tho
HAHAHAHAHA
@@KaranPunjabi Omg, it's you! What's up, Karen? /jk 😂
Duuuude 🤣🤣 asking foreigners to describe us U.S. folks needs to be a reoccurring bit Especially when they Draw Us 🤣 i was hollering hahaha
Somebody has to give Karran a job as a cartoonist! He's good.
How Kimmel has a show still is mind blowing
Right??
@@AlbertZiegler069 guys going to be Americans new god once he wins the election.
Rudy, a lawyer being sued by lawyers. Good to see the devil fighting himself.
MAGA: Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.
They find ways to hide their money in trusts….. it’s an old trick that even OJ had set up!
😂😂😂
@@FoxSullivan🤣👏👏
On behalf of all Americans, I'm so sorry that too many are loud and rude when they travel to your country. If i ever get a chance to travel, i will do my utmost to be respectful. ❤️ You roasted us very well in that last segment. 👍 Kudos. Karan was a gem.
I work in a tourist town in Colorado. Some people are loud and rude where ever they go. Looking at you Texans.
You must have read my post on the rudest tourist in the world. Thanks for trying to make a difference.
Guys Bouchard paid for. Don't loose sleep
As an Aussie... I hate to say but it's what sprang to mind. You can tell an American out in the world, because apparently the right to free speech means everyone has to hear it as well.
Jokes aside we love you guys... friends and allies to the very end.
The loud thing is 100% true, I don’t know how many times I’ve been like “omg why are those guys screaming like lunatics?! - oh, their Americans, I understand”. But other than that we like your people a lot. Trust me, all nations have their stereotypes.
It's always about HIM. What a narcissist - and to get on the bandwagon at such a heart-breaking time is just EVIL.
Subpoena Williams.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank God the Writers Strike is over because that was GOLD!
Can KARAN get his own segment on Kimmel?? PLEASE!
RETWEEET
Its time to indict him for war crimes and crimes against humanity..
@@dmac-gs3ri well Hillary wasn't in charge of the military..but you knew that already ..plus she spent days in front congress being grilled for it she was cleared of any wrongdoing
“Subpoena Williams” good Lord 😂😂😂😂
Missed Jimmy so much. Thank all the gods he's back to restore our sanity.
Between trump’s hummus and mtg’s gazpacho police, you’ve got the start to a nice picnic with the absolute worst people.
The Gazpacho police are too busy working cold cases.
@@JB-pu8ik nice 👍
@@Case16710 I can't claim it. Twitter was hysterical after she said that.
Don't forget to top it off with some stollen.
She likes Gestapo salad.
Indicted Don: Everyone in court cried for me.
Bailiff: Never happened.
Still loving the court officer who dropped the door on his face. 🗽
ya gotta wonder if he really believes his own crapola...
@@r.derringer6426His niece Mary Trump once described him as the only man on Earth who could gaslight himself.
Sir, sir how do you do it? with tears in their eyes Lol.
But they did... tears of joy seeing him a step closer to justice.
Omg, KarAn’s drawing was spot-on 🤣❤️
Great, thanks for the laughter♡
2 billion dollars to Jared from Saudi's, golf tournaments, and more to the Trump crime family.
Rumour has it at trumps Golf tournament, the Saudis couldn't find the mints on their pillows, until they removed the top layer of stolen documents first.
Yeah, and they recover it by raising fuel prices.....
@@tnbrfller as funny as a democrat can be, not
A guy who has to scoot one step at a time down a ramp probably shouldn’t question whether someone else can get down off a stage.
GOOD FOR YOU !! ~ wONDERED IF ANYONE ELSE CAUGHT IT !! ~ You did !!! ")))
Trump couldn't even get down off a duck.
*rump can’t even put together a coherent sentence.
Don't forget that he uses *both* hands to lift a *normal-sized* bottle of water to his lips--the man's a stable genius, he clearly just doesn't want one arm to get more jacked than the other from all those reps
And we’ve seen him disoriented turning and facing the wrong way with important others, and oblivious to where Queen Elizabeth was, I thought he was going to bump into her and knock her down. He is desperately grasping as usual.
8:38 We were walking once in Paris and had some Americans come out of a shop, talking very loudly in an alley, maybe ~100m(~300feet) behind us, all the people in the alley turned around looking at them, it was unsettling in the chill, relaxing atmosphere we had there. “Loud” is definitely the first thing that comes to mind
I am happy you guys are back. I miss all the Trump jokes.
At least President Biden can fit into bicycle shorts 😊👍💯
... and mount a bike instead of porn stars.
Love to see Chump ride a bike.
@@antrimlariot2386😂😂I'm picturing it ,....LMAO
"I have a much better body then him"......as TRUMP'S chins flap in the wind!!!🤣
Haha - Biden can ride a bike. Can't imagine Trump could ever get on one - not even a girls bike.
He would fall off and hurt himself. No Man -
THAN him.
@@debrabashawpelsma9848 ..... or much worse; mess up his hair!
And he acts like Biden being on the beach in a bathing suit is about showing off his body?! Lol. Well, Trump has no fondness or respect for nature so…… I guess he wouldn’t get it.
Cry more Jimmy...we love your tears.
Karan needs a regular segment on the show now! Him and Guillermo would be hilarious in a skit together. Let's make that happen Jimmy!!!!...😊
LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!!
Karan could be fun, but Guillermo is useless and annoying. Does not contribute any witty observations or additions to the show. He's actually quite dull and the only time he perks up is when he talks about drinking. Cannot for the life of me understand why he is there, other than for his supposed security role. Replace Guillermo with Karan!
I would love to see a journalist fact check him on the spot and not give in or ask another question until that one is sufficiently answered.
It happened while he was President. They took the journalists to mic
Trump wouldn't allow it. Everyone who pushed too far, he cancellled the interview and insulted them.
so let him cancel the interview, let him make himself an A**.@@globaladdict
They've tried that. As POSUS he'd walk out and ban them from the press room. At rallies he calls for the magats to beat the person
The Axxios interview on covid with him was hillarious😂
If Trump was in a bathing suit, Save the Whales would come.
Don’t insult the Whales. They’re too highly intelligent to be compared with Trumpet!😂😂😂
He would die from windmills.
Hey don't insult whales like that
... then, after a good look, Save the Whales would say: "it's no use, the poor beast is dead for weeks"
Karan was a great interview. I would like to see him again. Seriously, do the Starbucks thing...see the responses when the name is read.
THANK YOUUUU
That segment on the street was great!
If he jumped off that stage..his “hair” would fly off! 🤣
More like he would go through it.
Actually, it’s hair plugs.
Omg, the foreigners were great! Spot on!
How can his voters honestly trust his judgement to run the country? This guy is absolutely insane.
Correct Rashida 5am in. Should Run the country
he VO AOC
In all seriousness, mental health is a huge issue, on a global scale. Also, education is not generally great throughout the species. Critical thinking skills, emotional regulation, conflict resolution etc. is not taught or valued nearly enough.
your insane
do you trust biden?
Trump is a better option than than a dementia ridden marionette like Biden.
Biden is not a president, he's a figurehead puppet being used to forward the Democratic agenda. Can barely talk, cannot properly walk, has handlers that control everything he says when his dementia doesn't speak for him, and every time there is a conflict he goes away for the weekend to his vacation house or to a beach. When there were hurricanes or other devastating events across the US he doesn't visit the people there, he makes a 30 second talking point that someone else wrote for him because he doesn't know how to think for himself.
Biden talked about Israel for up to 1 minute in his recent "speech" someone else wrote, Trump talked about it for 30 minutes to a hour without a script. Not to mention Biden gave terrorists 6 billion dollars that is currently being used to attack Israel to begin with.
Tell me who is the better candidate is between the 2. Trump: Who does not take crap from others, is able to think for himself, actually does things that benefits our country. Or Biden: Who folds more than an origami for others, cannot think for himself as a puppet reading scripts he had nothing to do with, puts America at constant risk with the open boarder and funding terrorist organizations.
I missed you . Glad you are back.🎉
So glad I can see the late night shows during these crazy times 😂❤
Would love to see a video of Trump trying to ride a bike like Biden. Now that would be funny!!😂😂
The bike would buckle
Trump would need training wheels. I highly doubt he's ever rode a bike in his entire life.
The bike would break in 2 after one pedaling.
I doubt he'd fall off so it wouldn't be so funny as Creepy Joe. Gravity is Bidens enemy.
I’d pay to see that!
OMG I love Karan! His drawing was spot on! LOL
Totally off topic, but as a D20 fan, my favorite part of these is always seeing Lou Wilson in the opening. Lou Wilson is a god damn delight.
Thank you, Jimmy, Guillermo and the entire crew!!!🤗
🤮
@droyston3631 awe, the baby is sick.
"Subpoena Williams." I died!! Give a raise to whoever came up with that.
Since no one else is commenting on Trump's misuse of "blaring" in that now-famous clip, I will: "blaring" refers to sound -- as in "the trumpet blared." To say the sun was "blaring down" was one more ignorant and idiotic comment from Dolt 45, and should (IMHO) be pointed out. Repeatedly.
Maybe he was thinking of blazing, but then again knowing Trump, maybe he was thinking of nothing
Glaring misuse?
The weird American bit at the end was great!!!!
Claims he can jump off a stage, yet has to shuffle down a handicap ramp !😂😂🤣
Did any of those top secret docs he kept for two years have to do with Israeli defense, and did that information somehow make its way to Putin? That's not a stretch in any way, shape or form. Trump had opportunity and motive.
FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Trump gave classified information to the Russian Ambassador to the United States the first week in office with a Russian photographer in the office. No one else was there to monitor Trump. The information was about Israel. I would not be surprised if the Russians gave the information to Iran who gave it to Hamas.
Biden started the war
That crossed my mind too
No matter who he blabbed it to, as funny as it may seem on these shows, Trump has made the world so much less safe for everyone in so many ways. He did dish out secrets to other countries. If the Saudis got a hold of those information it's no better. And he claims to be best buddy.
(Non-native English, sorry for bad choice of words)
Can't help but think how much help Netanyahu gave Trump in 2016.
He used him just like most other leaders did
And now Trump dances while Israel burns...
His Orangeness in a bathing suitis horrifying. People would flee in a panic yelling, “The beacons of Gondor are lit!” 🤣🔥🍊
So glad to see you back love your show😂❤😊😊😊
Karan was hilarious! Jimmy your team should interview him on the regular 🤣
Please!!!😂
@@cukimonstaaa I'll sign the petition. Come on Kimmel, get Karan on the show.
I SECOND THAT
@@KaranPunjabi
You're just being a Karan😂
I know! He was great. We should start a petition. He was both funny and adorable. More KarAn please! ❤🥰😻
We've been missing this hard-hitting comedy news/accountability. Best writing on tv.
Jimmy, your programs are top notch. We have similar views and sense of humor 👍🤣👍 My whole team watches all the videos you send me. THANK YOU ❣️
The “hummus” got me too hard
Not for nothing but this is the same guy who made 911 all about himself by pointing out the fact that he would then have the tallest building in Manhattan. That was his concern.
And ironically, it literally wasn't.
I think Trump hasn't looked into the mirror for quite a long time.
I thought narcissists, like Donald, loved looking at themselves in mirrors.
Mirror.....the only Trump owns is the one in the children's tale...Sleeping Beauty....
Which the Witch used to have her tell her how great she was.....remind you of anyone? LOL
Anorexia patients see a fatter version of themself when they look in the mirror. And Trump sees a thinner version of himself.
You’ve never!
If your lower unit needs plastic tweezers to locate, probably Trump lies to himself what he imagines he sees. Like those NFT macho Donni images probably Trump himself consulting with the artist "no, I don't have a buffet belly. It's an 8 pack and my biceps are 18" believe it!"
👋👋👋Thank you, Jimmy!!
My brio in law lived in cedar Rapids and he went to that. He hit a deer on the way home and totaled his car. I don't think he thought seeing dumpster was really worth it now.
2:37 "Subpoena Williams." Hilarious. Jokes like that make me thankful that the writers are back on the job.
My first thought after seeing these attacks was I wonder if the attackers spent any time at Maralogo lately. Were any secrets conveyed to them from his collection of info. Not trying to be funny, I'm serious.
So glad the show is back!
Subpoena Williams!!! Hilarious. 😂😂😂❤❤
Notice how the media never shows the small turnout for Trump's campaign appearences.
that's true, I would like to see a few hundreds of people lined up and clothed like some weird Squid Game
Now let's see one of Taylor Swift's crowds.
Actually, they do, when the gatherings are outside and accessible to zoom lenses. At the indoor rallies, though, access is carefully controlled, and you can bet your bottom dollar The Big Liebowski won't let ANY shot of crowd size be captured, much less disseminated.
I was wondering when a, "Bu but Biden", reply would turn up..
@@dmac-gs3ri please try to make sense next time
Repulsive, abhorrent human, beyond belief. Equally repulsive is his family of sons and daughters, and wife who are so interested in the possibility his money, they can not do what most would do and have done, tell him to shut up and if not then walk away and save what is left of their respectability.
I actually loved that last segment. can you do that more please?
Love your show jimmy! You're the best.😂
So DAMN HAPPY you guys are back!! 😅 Subpoena Williams!!
Karan can be my Guillermo when I get my own show. That dude's got tv quality sass.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
pls hire KARAN! That whole series was the BEST!
Really missed Jimmy's monologs. So glad to have him back!
Yo Karan NAILED IT on the drawing of an average American 😂
I REALLY enjoyed the segment about what’s weird about Americans. It was seriously funny…and informative. 😂😂😂
… and accurate.
And shows how much the world doesn't like tRump. We here in Germany don't either.
@@susiestr6264 Bless you! Me either, we can't wait to see him prosecuted.
@@susiestr6264 Trump = better roads and bridges
@@susiestr6264 Because he was correct about your eventual reliance on Russian energy sources? What has Biden done? Other than pay for a joint Arab war against Israel via Ukraine war effort funding? Oh, I forgot how you folks feel about Jews...
How he called him subpoena Williams. That joke was hilarious
Presidential bathing suit contest… bring it
2:32 So many great zingers fly by with Jimmy! "When he and his waistline were in their 40s", then he hits us with "Subpoena Williams"! I missed all the late night hosts, but Jimmy's biting rapid fire jabs I missed more than most. Kimmel is crushing it again!!
\m/ * * \m/
So glad you’re back Jimmy! Can’t get enough Trump jokes.
We love them!!
And Trump cant get enough of you!, nether!
Trump jokes, just has fresh as 8 years ago.
@@phillipbielefeldtrump is known to like the nethers
The sad part is Jimmy is actually telling the truth about Trump through jokes.
Great interviews, Louis!
Love you guys!!
Karan has a slight case of being an absolute legend. Hilarious.
Loved him!!!
Hope we see him again.
The funny part is I had an Indian student last year named Karan, but it was pronounced Karen even by him and his parents
THANK YOU HAHAHAHA
@@KaranPunjabiYou were funny haha
Can we PLEASE get a full length segment with Karan? IHe is awesome!
Agreed! He was the best! Come to Canada lol
THANK YOUUU 🥹
You are most welcome, Sir! Love from Canada!@@KaranPunjabi
That opening sequence with the toddler walking across the pool then getting smacked with a beach ball, that is life in a nutshell.
Karan deserves his own PODCAST!!!
😉😉
As an American I 100% agree with all of those people from other countries.
Thank goodness, the majority of Americans don't like trump either
I agree 😂
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🤦♂️Great bit 🎯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦♂️
ANYONE,,, BUT,,OL TRUMPER!!!! AND,,,I. MEAN,,,, ANYONE!!!! HELL,,, I'M THINKING THAT,,SATIN,, HIMSELF,, MIGHT BE,, BETTER THAN OL TRUMPER,,,, AND,, THAT'S REALLY,,SAYIN. SOMETHING!!!
@@RodneyYonewhat??
I want to be friends with Karan. I love his sense of humor 😂
Jimmy Kimmel!!!!! You are the best!!!!!
I can envision Trump on the beach, the sun glaring down on his massive white belly, reflectively knocking satellites off course…
Never forget, Trump blabbed to the Russians about Israeli efforts in Syria in 2017
Never forget Biden's crime bill!
@@newname9064 WTF does that have to do with anything troll?
Is that where he invited two Russians into the Oval Office?
He also kicked out all reporters and officials so that it was just him and the Russians.
@@intomnia3313Yes, it is. When he invited them in with no witnesses, shortly after he took office.
You need to hire Karan, he is a natural comedian.
The old Tennis picture of Trump and Jimmy was like yup there is Subpoena Williams lmao.
He makes literally everything about him of course
I really miss this show. I’m glad you’re back.
Love it thanks for making me laugh!💙💙💙💙
I bet the donkey getting dragged in the cathedral was afraid of the shiny, slippery floor. It had probably never encountered a surface like that before.
Karan was hilarious!!! 😂