Vampires are the lactose intolerant of the mythical world. "yeah, I KNOW I'm not supposed to be in direct sunlight but with enough sunscreen and aloe-" "okay, sure- yeah I'm allergic to silver but did you SEE that necklace?? How could I not?" "I know I can't eat garlic but ill be dammed if being a vampire keeps me away from garlic bread-"
I’m already in love with this mister doctor sir cuz I would get absolutely chewed out by someone because I did something stupid again (also like this dynamic is gold🥰🥰)
Proof of how clumsy I am. One of the goals I would set each semester when I was in college was to not go to the ER all semester. Between fencing club, rock wall climbing, and general recklessness, I usually wound up in the ER at least once a semester.
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Vampires are the lactose intolerant of the mythical world.
"yeah, I KNOW I'm not supposed to be in direct sunlight but with enough sunscreen and aloe-"
"okay, sure- yeah I'm allergic to silver but did you SEE that necklace?? How could I not?"
"I know I can't eat garlic but ill be dammed if being a vampire keeps me away from garlic bread-"
But why would this me be even if i knew what could happen to mee 😭
Clumsy as a human and now clumsy as a vampire, makes sense to me.
As a person who’s on first name basis with the receptionists at the doctors office I feel called out ;;
Great voice acting though! :D
thank you lol
Bro I love him already
New Boi!!! New Boi!!! New Boi!!!
I’m already in love with this mister doctor sir cuz I would get absolutely chewed out by someone because I did something stupid again (also like this dynamic is gold🥰🥰)
Seems like we're already acquainted
Nice!
Proof of how clumsy I am. One of the goals I would set each semester when I was in college was to not go to the ER all semester. Between fencing club, rock wall climbing, and general recklessness, I usually wound up in the ER at least once a semester.