Lara Croft schools Indiana Jones - TOON SANDWICH

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @Cloud-zb8lw
    @Cloud-zb8lw 7 месяцев назад +2278

    Damn Jones spitting out facts. This is why you never skip on leg day.

    • @quoctrungnguyen2317
      @quoctrungnguyen2317 7 месяцев назад +13

      Like u can out run a rolling rock ?

    • @analyticallhb9242
      @analyticallhb9242 7 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@quoctrungnguyen2317honestly kinda depends on the structure of the boulder or the building that it is in cause if it is a perfect slope and a perfect boulder it would be definitely fast but if it isn't there's definitely a chance to outrun it. Especially old traps definitely ain't gonna fast anymore due to being old and probably deteriorating by now.

    • @SokkingBTtulaj
      @SokkingBTtulaj 7 месяцев назад +8

      Lara usually just dodges souch rolling boulders in the game because she can always find a new exit or roll the boulder away using physics.

    • @jordancambridge4106
      @jordancambridge4106 7 месяцев назад +5

      Any real archeologist has a rock pick that would take a bit of work probably about 10 minutes to split it in half.

  • @howlingcommandose
    @howlingcommandose 7 месяцев назад +916

    Used to think about the same thing with the boulder. Oh now I get it.

    • @texasfuneral4787
      @texasfuneral4787 7 месяцев назад +67

      I hate to say it but I had a Lara croft moment myself 😂😂😂

    • @Zman0505268
      @Zman0505268 7 месяцев назад +56

      I mean it makes sense though if its a trap not only ment to kill but to trap intruders

    • @SokkingBTtulaj
      @SokkingBTtulaj 7 месяцев назад +18

      @@Zman0505268
      Yea, but Lara Always just gets out anyway by finding an other exit, creating one or removing the boulder.
      Plus you can't really outrun a boulder like that cuz it gets faster with downhill momentum.

    • @fieryphoenix586
      @fieryphoenix586 7 месяцев назад +8

      Had a Lara Croft moment too wondering why Indiana didn't do that. Then Indiana explains why. 😂

    • @VTuber_Central
      @VTuber_Central 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@SokkingBTtulaj if you're saying its plot armour for indiana jones let me ask you, are you saying we should swap ONE plot armour for another? i.e why would there be another way out? not much of a trap if there was

  • @WanderingTayson
    @WanderingTayson 7 месяцев назад +512

    I love how it plays to laura smugness’ as she thinks she knows better than indiana jones, and the comedic timing of indies reply to shut her down 😂

    • @daviecampbell8644
      @daviecampbell8644 7 месяцев назад +48

      It's the "oh fuck" pout that she gets that gets me

    • @jd2792
      @jd2792 6 месяцев назад +4

      Its also fits how you would avoid boulders in the game without needing to just run from them

  • @jareththegoblinking3191
    @jareththegoblinking3191 7 месяцев назад +1130

    “Are you you didn’t make that tomb?
    Indiana Jones -Ancient Tomb Architect

    • @Ben10fan
      @Ben10fan 7 месяцев назад +9

      Are you sure not Are Are

    • @Earlierfour
      @Earlierfour 7 месяцев назад +4

      🤦‍♂️ imagine not being able to spell correctly

    • @Ben10fan
      @Ben10fan 7 месяцев назад

      @@Earlierfour are you talking to me?

    • @Earlierfour
      @Earlierfour 7 месяцев назад

      @@Ben10fan if I was talking to you I would put the @Ben10fan

    • @Ben10fan
      @Ben10fan 7 месяцев назад

      @@Earlierfour I was confused cause RUclips was being stupid and pinged me for your comment

  • @st0rmr0ck74
    @st0rmr0ck74 7 месяцев назад +350

    This seems more like the opposite of what the title suggests. Sure Lora pointed out how Indiana Jones could have waited for the boulder to pass by but then he pulls an uno reverse when he points out that the boulder would have blocked the entrance and die of dehydration trying to look for an alternate way out.

    • @Olden-bg2bj
      @Olden-bg2bj 7 месяцев назад +15

      I think it was satire

    • @SokkingBTtulaj
      @SokkingBTtulaj 7 месяцев назад +9

      Indiana Jones is bad at finding exists. Lara always finds an other exit, makes a new one, or just removes the blockage.
      Also, you can't outrun rolling boulders because they get faster with momentum.

    • @johnedelmann6711
      @johnedelmann6711 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@SokkingBTtulaj Stop spamming this comment.

    • @SokkingBTtulaj
      @SokkingBTtulaj 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@johnedelmann6711
      Have you seen the comment section?
      It's the manifestion of spamming "funny haha women bad"comments and each of them is misspelling "Lara". When the arguement is of running from a boulder is stupid to begin with. It's too fast and there's a giant hole on the ceiling to climb through.
      How about you stop existing instead?

    • @Cryptozoology-zzzzz
      @Cryptozoology-zzzzz 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@SokkingBTtulaj
      1. No matter how you put it. That last thing you said is just a tone down version of “kill yourself”. Seriously dude he just said to stop spamming the comment.
      2. the giant hole in the ceiling activates a trap in the original movie and if you’re talking about the room with the artifact in it, the door closed! You can’t get in, you don’t know if Lara has any way to make an exit inside the structure of the tomb, and you don’t know if she’s strong enough to move the boulder. Like dude, she asks Indiana Jones if he made the tomb because he points out that it’s their only way out!
      3. It’s a cartoon parody with action movie physics. trying to use real physics logic to explain why running away from the boulder would be dumb is just being a Buzzkill. It’s the equivalent of saying a movie isn’t realistic because it’s a fantasy. No shit Sherlock it’s a movie. Not to mention it shows that they’re able to run fast enough with the boulder near the literal end of the short!
      And I’m not even gonna bother to number this. Trying to say that most of the comments are “funny ha ha woman bad” makes it feel like a feminist thing. Which it isn’t. It’s a joke that you’re taking too fucking seriously.

  • @scarletspider119
    @scarletspider119 7 месяцев назад +135

    And that's why Jones has a doctorate and Lara doesn't.

    • @SokkingBTtulaj
      @SokkingBTtulaj 7 месяцев назад +11

      That's why Lara is an athlete and Jones is not. She would just climb out of the tomb through the giant hole on the ceiling that let's natural light seep in.

    • @sheltonrice4951
      @sheltonrice4951 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@SokkingBTtulaj except the section of the tomb that had natural light got blocked off by a huge wall that they ran passed in order to not get caved in/crushed by falling rocks via the tomb collapsing.

  • @pandasaurusb.c.6047
    @pandasaurusb.c.6047 7 месяцев назад +136

    Lara's face after Jones explanation.

  • @shadowbringer24
    @shadowbringer24 7 месяцев назад +122

    not gonna lie. if they made a movie that had Lara croft and Indiana Jones in it, I would watch the fuck out of that.

    • @sebastiantrias1529
      @sebastiantrias1529 7 месяцев назад +7

      Add in Nathan Drake and it would be a hit.

    • @BlackCroft666
      @BlackCroft666 7 месяцев назад +9

      Classic Lara Croft and classic Indiana Jones.

    • @r3l1csvk
      @r3l1csvk 7 месяцев назад +2

      there was once a fake trailer putting together scenes from Indianas,Lara Crofts and Stargate,titling the movie Circle of time

    • @facelessman9224
      @facelessman9224 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ya, if Harrison Ford was a little younger. He's too old at this point.

    • @VTuber_Central
      @VTuber_Central 6 месяцев назад +2

      and its not eve cashing on famous IP, it would literally work indiana is not young anymore and can work to the strengths i.e his brains and laras physical prowess

  • @blueblazegaming3326
    @blueblazegaming3326 7 месяцев назад +170

    This is why Indiana Jones is Indiana Jones

  • @thiagoaurelio5761
    @thiagoaurelio5761 7 месяцев назад +53

    Judging by the shape of the cowl and size of the ears, this seems to be Michael Keaton's Batman.

    • @The_Racr1
      @The_Racr1 7 месяцев назад +1

      Didn’t he die recently?

    • @JohnSmith-hh6hg
      @JohnSmith-hh6hg 7 месяцев назад +7

      It was George Clooney

    • @TheBlueShark
      @TheBlueShark 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@The_Racr1 No

    • @someone-cz9fc
      @someone-cz9fc 6 месяцев назад +1

      I thought it was Adam West

    • @HIAMNK
      @HIAMNK 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@someone-cz9fc didn’t have any eyebrows, couldn’t of been.

  • @juanmaa350
    @juanmaa350 7 месяцев назад +337

    More like "indiana jones shouts lara's mouth" 🗿

    • @SokkingBTtulaj
      @SokkingBTtulaj 7 месяцев назад +2

      Shuts*
      Indiana Jones is bad at finding exists. Lara always finds an other exit, makes a new one, or just removes the blockage.
      Also, you can't outrun rolling boulders because they get faster with momentum.

    • @tronovonflidder775
      @tronovonflidder775 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@SokkingBTtulaj
      Indiana Jones can.

  • @joelsonfaria9858
    @joelsonfaria9858 7 месяцев назад +7

    I would pay to see such crossover! congratulations

  • @gabe_gamer9320
    @gabe_gamer9320 7 месяцев назад +5

    "I don't know why you didn't do that originally."
    "Because it'll block the entrance and we'll be stuck in here until we die of thisrt?"
    ... Fair point there.

  • @dittoking8996
    @dittoking8996 7 месяцев назад +5

    Indiana Jones schooled her

  • @mimmain2673
    @mimmain2673 7 месяцев назад +1

    I got to love that instant "Oh shit" on Lara's face when Jones points her out on the Rock

  • @thinkwithvideos2238
    @thinkwithvideos2238 7 месяцев назад +8

    THIS WOULD BE A GREAT CROSSOVER IDEA😂

  • @darkblade3392
    @darkblade3392 7 месяцев назад +6

    “The tomb is collapsing, run” dumbledore said calmly

  • @nrais76
    @nrais76 7 месяцев назад +2

    That was Dr. Jones schooling Ms. Croft, actually.

  • @dalitsoxa256chilundo2
    @dalitsoxa256chilundo2 7 месяцев назад +94

    Indiana jones, Lara Croft and Harley Quinn are running behind on the rock

  • @rogerschneider5971
    @rogerschneider5971 7 месяцев назад +3

    Digging the Hamlet reference

  • @prince_o_hyrule2457
    @prince_o_hyrule2457 7 месяцев назад +8

    And this is why we DO NOT QUESTION INDIANA JONES

  • @eriglez3882
    @eriglez3882 7 месяцев назад +24

    "Brand new" ancient tomb

    • @matthewdeltoro8962
      @matthewdeltoro8962 7 месяцев назад

      They have Reality warping on their planet

    • @101k_with_no_video
      @101k_with_no_video 7 месяцев назад

      I love the satire these guys make even more on their spoofing videos.

  • @silverhoof0152
    @silverhoof0152 7 месяцев назад +7

    Never seen any of the movies but its obvious that a large rolling bolder would be a block off for the entrance.

  • @rajrigby8385
    @rajrigby8385 7 месяцев назад +31

    Can't believe there's a Hamlet reference

  • @manofcultures
    @manofcultures 7 месяцев назад +3

    Da most majestic Lara Croft evva

    • @bhodili-3396
      @bhodili-3396 7 месяцев назад +2

      Better than that Scarecrow they got to play her in the Last Movie.

  • @foxsmith770
    @foxsmith770 7 месяцев назад +2

    That is such a a good rendition of Lara Croft, reminds me of her Anniversary version, excellent design

  • @CHARIZARD1926
    @CHARIZARD1926 7 месяцев назад +6

    Indiana Jones is a legend

  • @Mandred85
    @Mandred85 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love that you used old school Lara Croft! :3

  • @johnslater4247
    @johnslater4247 7 месяцев назад +1

    Riiiiight... Lara schools Jones... Up until the part they're almost trapped forever!

  • @Ejduxh
    @Ejduxh 7 месяцев назад +21

    I find it funny how indy said they would die of thirst and not starvation because they would eventually resort to cannibalism

    • @lucaslopes1260
      @lucaslopes1260 7 месяцев назад +10

      No. That's because thirst k1lls faster than hunger.

  • @MacCalhoun
    @MacCalhoun 7 месяцев назад +2

    Love these videos 😅

  • @riptideanomy1024
    @riptideanomy1024 6 месяцев назад

    That neat little detail of the boulder is what's nice. He couldn't have waited because it was literally going to either kill him if he was too slow or he would've been trapped in there.

  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 7 месяцев назад +1

    Last place I’d expect to see a reference to Shakespeare lol

  • @christhe2dprotogen511
    @christhe2dprotogen511 7 месяцев назад +1

    All the animation budget went into the rolls

  • @michaelandreipalon359
    @michaelandreipalon359 5 месяцев назад +3

    Must say, the familiar rolling stone joke is one brilliant example of deconstructive-reconstructive, double-take humor.

  • @ashtonkamien8542
    @ashtonkamien8542 7 месяцев назад +1

    man that was too funny😂

  • @DestroyanRoyale
    @DestroyanRoyale 7 месяцев назад +2

    The way he just destroyed everyones first solution

  • @noobiesonmr
    @noobiesonmr 7 месяцев назад

    The last part was my favorite

  • @stardustandflames126
    @stardustandflames126 7 месяцев назад +34

    The comment bots are a problem... does RUclips do anything about it? Great clip though!

    • @Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere
      @Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere 7 месяцев назад +2

      No RUclips doesn't do anything about it because it's how they check videos for demonization

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 7 месяцев назад

      Isn't there a limit to how many times the same username is allowed to make the same comment, in the same month, on the same, or on different video(s)?

  • @roxgilmore237
    @roxgilmore237 7 месяцев назад +2

    It would be awesome if they created a movie of tomb raider with Lara Croft and Indiana jones

  • @Mortal-Knite
    @Mortal-Knite 7 месяцев назад +5

    Lego Indiana Jones did the hard way of getting out 😅

  • @josuelrobles6612
    @josuelrobles6612 7 месяцев назад +3

    Yea I always knew Jones was smarter then Lara

  • @solarwind
    @solarwind 5 месяцев назад +3

    I feel like that was just to insult. Indiana Jones fans that kept saying he could have done this to avoid the giant boulder, but why did he just keep running in a straight line away from it and now they have their answer? It would block the entrance

  • @johnfic4751
    @johnfic4751 7 месяцев назад +1

    Lara Croft is the greatest 😂

  • @keithstimpyys3497
    @keithstimpyys3497 6 месяцев назад +1

    To be bluntly honest with you.This would be a great cross over.
    if disney didn't do it

  • @crashpal
    @crashpal 7 месяцев назад

    Nathan Drake: "first time?"

  • @MusenSusen
    @MusenSusen 7 месяцев назад

    Oh, this is quite awesome. A crossover between Batman, Tomb Raider and Indiana Jones would be something different. But just so awesome. Really awesome, 😉.

  • @PackRunners
    @PackRunners 7 месяцев назад

    Laura schools Indiana. "Because it'll block the entrance. "

  • @MiquelGorbiviUS
    @MiquelGorbiviUS 7 месяцев назад

    LoL I always wondered why jones didn't wait for the boulder too.

  • @jannieswart8795
    @jannieswart8795 7 месяцев назад +2

    Now that was amazing 😂

  • @TrexMaster500
    @TrexMaster500 7 месяцев назад +1

    “the tombs, collapsing run” it doesn’t sound serious

  • @transformrollout2343
    @transformrollout2343 7 месяцев назад +2

    That was Awesome

  • @pieterboelen2862
    @pieterboelen2862 7 месяцев назад +7

    I'm not quite sure that's the definition of *Lara schooling Indy*. Seemed to me more like the other way around...

  • @grammarkaiser8683
    @grammarkaiser8683 7 месяцев назад

    Adventurers get the Archer treatment.

  • @AwesomeNinja1027
    @AwesomeNinja1027 6 месяцев назад

    Oh shit! They discovered the Batcave.

  • @temiamone976
    @temiamone976 7 месяцев назад +2

    Good question 😂

  • @Draggstar_Evan04
    @Draggstar_Evan04 7 месяцев назад +1

    George Clooney

  • @AnthonyDiNapoli-x9y
    @AnthonyDiNapoli-x9y 5 месяцев назад

    Harley Becomes A Tom Raider

  • @borntoclimb7116
    @borntoclimb7116 7 месяцев назад

    Cool Animation

  • @bhodili-3396
    @bhodili-3396 7 месяцев назад

    They needed to use this Plot in Indy 5.

  • @Alex_FRD
    @Alex_FRD 7 месяцев назад

    That "No, wait" was just... I can't think of the words to describe it, but yeah. Agony has a name, and it is "boulder".

  • @mansonandsatanrock
    @mansonandsatanrock 7 месяцев назад

    yeah, she didn't school him, she just didn't understand his reasoning.

  • @facelessman9224
    @facelessman9224 6 месяцев назад

    When "How it should have ended" is actually how it originally ended.

  • @mcgomery7067
    @mcgomery7067 7 месяцев назад

    I was just watching Raiders of the Lost Ark and when I watched this scene the same exact thoughts went through my mind

  • @samyosefinia1682
    @samyosefinia1682 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nice ☺️

  • @Vladit0r
    @Vladit0r 7 месяцев назад

    So I also always wondered why he didn't run but yeah it's crazy how this video is the one that taught me that the stone would block the only entrance

  • @N1k4_Gr1v
    @N1k4_Gr1v 7 месяцев назад

    Ok both had a smart answer but only one of them was not thinking ahead

  • @acefalcons4903
    @acefalcons4903 7 месяцев назад

    Laura Croft to Indy - “Are you sure you didn’t make that tomb?”
    When you can’t figure out the mystery, it must all be the man’s fault. Alrighty then, very good, it makes total sense! What’s that? PMS? Of course I know it’s the guy’s fault…I’ll go get the car keys and get you some now… yeah, I know the kind you want….

  • @enderjammer5035
    @enderjammer5035 7 месяцев назад +5

    Change the title Laura Croft tries to school Indiana Jones

  • @BharathKumar-ox4fx
    @BharathKumar-ox4fx 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Brand new Ancient tomb"... What the fuck was that.

    • @matthewdeltoro8962
      @matthewdeltoro8962 7 месяцев назад +3

      In the full video it shows that they have absolute reality warping control of their world. So it’s a new tomb but designed to be ancient

  • @Shawnsprince1
    @Shawnsprince1 7 месяцев назад +4

    Its funny a friend and his girl were asking me that the other day, like she was the smart one for thinking to stay behind it... strong smart(ass) woman type, acting like she was a genius for that answer... and when i said the same thing about blocking the enterance they froze and got mad like i insulted their family but it was only her pride...

    • @Shawnsprince1
      @Shawnsprince1 7 месяцев назад +1

      Which is sad bc Lara croft would actually be smart and know that like Jones... that's the problem with modern "strong" female troope these days and hollywierd, and woke culture still don't get that there were good female protagonist and even bad male ones before 2010s...

    • @SokkingBTtulaj
      @SokkingBTtulaj 7 месяцев назад

      @@Shawnsprince1
      First, stop liking your own comments.
      Second, stop blaming everything on feminism in your life.
      Third, Usually Lara Doesn't run but dodge these rolling balls cuz she has an other exit from the tomb or she can just move the ball using physics. Besides, you don't need an exit when there's a visible hole in the ceiling that let's in light.

  • @phuclonghuynhngoc1212
    @phuclonghuynhngoc1212 7 месяцев назад

    Make Hydra Army, Predator meet Calhoun in Wreck It Ralph, Optimus Prime, Gabby in Blaze & The Monster Machines, Rusty Rivet, Doctor Robotnik, Kylo Ren, Mulan, Rudy in Ice Age 3, The Simpsons Fanfictasia episode 5.

  • @michaelmyers3912
    @michaelmyers3912 7 месяцев назад +1

    Slip Johny a five balll

  • @cadens_fall
    @cadens_fall 6 месяцев назад

    Wow makes sense 😂 she felt so dumb

  • @SokkingBTtulaj
    @SokkingBTtulaj 7 месяцев назад

    But light comes into the tomb...which means there are giant holes on the ceiling leading outside.

  • @hambaliramleeramlee3475
    @hambaliramleeramlee3475 7 месяцев назад +1

    Full movie please....

    • @Mecharnie_Dobbs
      @Mecharnie_Dobbs 7 месяцев назад

      There are longer episodes. It's a series.

  • @TwesomE
    @TwesomE 7 месяцев назад

    We want more crossovers like that one,still i don't get why harley is there with them!

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 7 месяцев назад

    A good trap will dispatch an intruder
    A great trap will trap an intruder regardless if its intended purpose is achieved or not

  • @shaneoleary9919
    @shaneoleary9919 7 месяцев назад +1

    Wednesday Adam cuddle lara

  • @ronniesmith3255
    @ronniesmith3255 7 месяцев назад

    Why didn't you just wait here
    CAUSE WE BE BLOCKED BY THE ENTRANCE

  • @ksanbahlyngwa1998
    @ksanbahlyngwa1998 7 месяцев назад

    Hishe Uno Reverse!

  • @kaizeremperaiga1807
    @kaizeremperaiga1807 7 месяцев назад

    I don't know why, but when i see lara croft face, it reminded me to the female default character from Fortnite 😅

  • @AnthonyDiNapoli-x9y
    @AnthonyDiNapoli-x9y 5 месяцев назад

    Hehe Love It

  • @chrischapin2263
    @chrischapin2263 7 месяцев назад

    This is even funnier if you know that the original charactor for tome raider was a indy clone.

  • @Maxinestabile
    @Maxinestabile 6 месяцев назад

    Am I the only one who is expecting Nathan Drake to be the third one

  • @yohnnyjames
    @yohnnyjames 5 месяцев назад

    what sorcery is this

  • @sheepersouls9898
    @sheepersouls9898 7 месяцев назад

    Are we finally getting more fanfictatia?

  • @spelareNR14
    @spelareNR14 7 месяцев назад

    This seems like what a "feminist" crossover would look like if an M/F couple actually wrote it. Not just a hardcore feminist.

  • @jordancambridge4106
    @jordancambridge4106 7 месяцев назад

    In the movie Arc of the Covenant if you take Indiana Jones out of the movie the CIA would have gotten the arc like 2 days sooner but nothing else would change. Indiana Jones literally wasted both the CIA and the Nazis times and that is all he contributed to the movie.

    • @BJtheBassist
      @BJtheBassist 7 месяцев назад

      Raiders of the Lost Ark?
      And why are you complaining about foilibg Nazis?

  • @anamericancelt6534
    @anamericancelt6534 7 месяцев назад

    You got the names mixed up.

  • @Resimaster
    @Resimaster 7 месяцев назад

    Who's the blonde woman?

  • @18Anakin
    @18Anakin 7 месяцев назад +3

    Whats with everyone profit picture

  • @AnthonyDiNapoli-x9y
    @AnthonyDiNapoli-x9y 5 месяцев назад

    Tomb

  • @RyderMckee-c8f
    @RyderMckee-c8f 7 месяцев назад

    Lol

  • @painful9677
    @painful9677 7 месяцев назад +4

    aint no way its indiana jones harley quin and the fortnite default girl skin 💀

    • @erinjohnson8737
      @erinjohnson8737 7 месяцев назад

      Dude. That's the original Laura Croft. The Tomb Raider

    • @GrambertMoore
      @GrambertMoore 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@erinjohnson8737 you missed the joke 😅

  • @thebreadspy2815
    @thebreadspy2815 6 месяцев назад

    Why tf is Harley Quinn there?

  • @lemonbrosinc.3514
    @lemonbrosinc.3514 7 месяцев назад +1

    why this video though?

  • @blankspace178
    @blankspace178 7 месяцев назад +2

    *OMG, THERE ARE SO MANY BOTS IN THE COMMENTS....WTF!?!?!?*

  • @gejamugamlatsoomanam7716
    @gejamugamlatsoomanam7716 7 месяцев назад

    Nathan drake is better than both of them

  • @TO-NAME-OR-NOT-TO-NAMETH-hp9fw
    @TO-NAME-OR-NOT-TO-NAMETH-hp9fw 7 месяцев назад +3

    GET RID OF THESE STUPID BOTS