Military Recruitment Ads: CHINA vs RUSSIA vs USA

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  • Comparison between Military Recruitment Campaigns between China, Russia and the latest US Army one. I am aware that the Marines did a better ad, and I will cover this topic later on.
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  • @historylegends
    @historylegends  2 года назад +459

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    • @Aunggyi257
      @Aunggyi257 2 года назад +3

      you forgot to mention about great leadership in chinese military ad.

    • @Raidan2319
      @Raidan2319 2 года назад +4

      "Какой прекрасный звук, я охереваю просто..."

    • @scottreed5460
      @scottreed5460 2 года назад +1

      How embarrassing! Our leaders are clueless and they are going to get us hurt.. Achieving rank in the military for becoming a Navy seal is it a résumé builder it is what keeps us safe literally!

    • @HebrewHakaishin
      @HebrewHakaishin 2 года назад +1

      God bless you brother, amazing content!

    • @prakashdutta6844
      @prakashdutta6844 2 года назад +1

      Op

  • @JanielDavidAlfaros
    @JanielDavidAlfaros 11 месяцев назад +6057

    USA: This is Emma, she has two moms.
    Russia: This is Dimitri, he has two balls.

    • @druhispo
      @druhispo 9 месяцев назад +132

      😂

    • @theiranianputin2770
      @theiranianputin2770 8 месяцев назад +94

      Da

    • @muhammadarif-oc1mf
      @muhammadarif-oc1mf 8 месяцев назад +33

      😂

    • @howtodobyanidiot595
      @howtodobyanidiot595 8 месяцев назад +37

      and dimitri is dead from a drone by an Ukrainian soldier who has a bigger ball than dimitri

    • @JanielDavidAlfaros
      @JanielDavidAlfaros 8 месяцев назад +151

      @@howtodobyanidiot595 You watched the video? It was an Ukrainian soldier, the drone zoomed to his backpack.

  • @zion3855
    @zion3855 2 года назад +10172

    Chinese: I have tanks
    Russian: I also have tanks
    Americans: I identify as a tank

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 2 года назад +111

      Ukrainian drones and NLAWs : " lol not anymore"

    • @RealityInc
      @RealityInc Год назад +412

      @@suspicioususer do you love living in fantasy land

    • @RainDelay
      @RainDelay Год назад +156

      ​@@RealityInc he does

    • @damikey18
      @damikey18 Год назад +33

      ​@@RainDelayhe is living in reality y'all are the ones living fantasy

    • @nuffsaid8706
      @nuffsaid8706 Год назад +7

      😆🤣🤣

  • @mayachico9766
    @mayachico9766 Год назад +2300

    After seeing the American ad, I was so motivated, I joined the Chinese military.

  • @lovecraftscat2420
    @lovecraftscat2420 8 месяцев назад +659

    🇨🇳:🧑🏽‍✈️
    🇷🇺:🗿💪
    🇺🇸:👩‍👩‍👧🧔‍♀️

    • @fliesinthesugarbowlshooflyshoo
      @fliesinthesugarbowlshooflyshoo 4 месяца назад +6

      Lmao

    • @ghgggx
      @ghgggx 3 месяца назад +2

      Grandpa says "Kiev on 3 days"
      Wait one year and your day comes on reality
      Maybe 😂😂😂

    • @dinhadzic6851
      @dinhadzic6851 2 месяца назад

      @@ghgggxukraine is losing bro just accept it. You guys hate russia so much due to fear and listening to ukrainian sources is your coping mechanism

    • @mrspirus5735
      @mrspirus5735 2 месяца назад +1

      Except Russia is not very strong. 500k casualties and their soldiers keep getting sent into the meatgrinder, 3200 tanks destroyed, 14000 vehicles, hundreds of jets and dozens of ships and that is thanks to American equipment.

    • @rev0live752
      @rev0live752 2 месяца назад

      Tf is that second emoji on USA

  • @amankumardas7506
    @amankumardas7506 11 месяцев назад +2251

    Random Russian Soldier : Fearless
    Emma : Father Less

  • @GraniteStateofMind
    @GraniteStateofMind 2 года назад +4131

    “It begins in California…”
    *Can it please just stay there!?*

    • @prithveenathchouhan
      @prithveenathchouhan Год назад +132

      Nope, it got out of control already , that's why US Army has this ad.

    • @ilyasharin1976
      @ilyasharin1976 Год назад

      LGBTQ ACTIVISM ALERT! This is not a drill, I repeat this is not a drill.

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Год назад +9

      @@prithveenathchouhanhow about you look at the us army ad “Never” which is better than both ads combined or the airforce ad

    • @goofyahhgamer35productions39
      @goofyahhgamer35productions39 Год назад +12

      💀

    • @generaliroh842
      @generaliroh842 Год назад +4

      “it” lmaooo 😂

  • @Liango-dz3kn
    @Liango-dz3kn 2 года назад +4379

    „This war won’t be easy, the enemies have two moms”
    ~Sun Tzu

    • @StefanRamsen
      @StefanRamsen 2 года назад +5

      Rofl. So ein Bullshit. und da kriegst du sogar nen deutschen Kommentar von mir. Scheiß auf dein English

    • @Liango-dz3kn
      @Liango-dz3kn 2 года назад +25

      @@StefanRamsen weiß nicht ob das jetzt positiv oder negativ ist
      *scheiss auf mein englisch*

    • @StefanRamsen
      @StefanRamsen 2 года назад +12

      @@Liango-dz3kn Es ist, aber nicht dein English. Da du auch Deutsch bist.

    • @carol8343
      @carol8343 2 года назад +20

      😂

    • @vincevalles183
      @vincevalles183 2 года назад +21

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @baihuaqiu9444
    @baihuaqiu9444 2 месяца назад +208

    Chinese: “heroism”
    Russian: “strong and bravery”
    American: gay

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 2 месяца назад +1

      Russia: cannon fodder

    • @蔡徐坤-n1j
      @蔡徐坤-n1j Месяц назад +2

      no,Chinese army hate heroism,what we need is seriously discipline.actually we chinese army seem to be a giant weapon machine.we believe that working together to make 1+1>2 effect😮

    • @eshin2951
      @eshin2951 Месяц назад +2

      @@turnip5359 more like ukrainian

    • @清奇董
      @清奇董 29 дней назад +1

      你是国人吧…咋能解读出英雄主义啊

    • @Dantheman-0..1
      @Dantheman-0..1 18 дней назад

      @@清奇董 He’s not Chinese

  • @jagernautsteelfist3648
    @jagernautsteelfist3648 10 месяцев назад +1214

    *China and Russia ads makes me wanna join the army while US ads makes me wanna join China and Russia army*

    • @bamboo1165
      @bamboo1165 4 месяца назад +19

      your killing me

    • @TheHighGroundWay
      @TheHighGroundWay 3 месяца назад +21

      As an American, I can agree with this statement.

    • @foxcraft3207
      @foxcraft3207 2 месяца назад +5

      Destroyed 666 like ✝️

    • @Sarge7
      @Sarge7 2 месяца назад +4

      i hate the US and i live here

    • @NorCaliRailroading2023
      @NorCaliRailroading2023 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Sarge7why? It’s one of the best countries to live in, your just brainwashed from RUclips shorts

  • @alohaha4
    @alohaha4 2 года назад +8525

    China ad: straight as hell
    Russian ad: chad as hell
    American ad: *gay as hell*

    • @bign9573
      @bign9573 Год назад +274

      God bless my gay army😂

    • @tiwari2385
      @tiwari2385 Год назад +34

      😂😂😂

    • @gaddielsantillan5247
      @gaddielsantillan5247 Год назад +190

      ​@@bign9573 the weakest army

    • @Gr33n3ggs6ndH6m
      @Gr33n3ggs6ndH6m Год назад

      Russia is only “chad” to you because they make you look gay

    • @R3TROSKULL
      @R3TROSKULL Год назад +36

      ​@gaddielsantillan5247 keep saying that it might help you sleep at night convincing yourself the best army in the world is weak

  • @Stanley.77
    @Stanley.77 7 месяцев назад +169

    Aside from the obvious, another thing I noticed was:
    *China:* "For the good of my nation!" (altruistic)
    *Russia:* "For the good of my nation!" (altruistic)
    *America:* "For *me, myself and I!" (self-absorbed/narcissistic)
    Tell me if I'm wrong about this.
    RIP, America 😢. Born: 1776 Died: 2020

    • @AwsomeAndrew2710
      @AwsomeAndrew2710 2 месяца назад +1

      Woke people ruined America

    • @Adriano70911
      @Adriano70911 Месяц назад +7

      I think it died much earlier like 2000 or even earlier

    • @slinkywhite9255
      @slinkywhite9255 Месяц назад

      Nah they are all narcissistic and evil

    • @brokenb0n35
      @brokenb0n35 23 дня назад +1

      There will be a rising.

    • @skld-xm
      @skld-xm 7 дней назад

      @@brokenb0n35so predictive!

  • @Kallixede
    @Kallixede 2 года назад +710

    The American one makes me embarrased to say I'm American

    • @nicksyuboi95
      @nicksyuboi95 2 года назад +16

      Fr

    • @chrisberrios5857
      @chrisberrios5857 2 года назад +42

      If I saw the three ads without any context I’d for sure go with the Russian one.

    • @basic_avarage_person
      @basic_avarage_person 2 года назад +15

      Imagine born in America,wouldn't be me

    • @sticks_studiosHQ
      @sticks_studiosHQ 2 года назад

      @@basic_avarage_person you saying that makes me think you are American 😂

    • @supremeee666____6
      @supremeee666____6 2 года назад +5

      Why ? Arent u supposed be proud be american

  • @АлександрСюрин-о6и
    @АлександрСюрин-о6и 2 года назад +474

    Russian ad: The main enemy is you. Yesterday's you. You must be better every day.

    • @Matijab.
      @Matijab. Год назад +34

      I'm listening to it before exams and pass them in couple of hours. Thanks Russia❤

    • @GabrielMartinez-zu6li
      @GabrielMartinez-zu6li 10 месяцев назад +17

      As an American I have to say I’m jealous, that’s an awesome line💪🏽

    • @howtodobyanidiot595
      @howtodobyanidiot595 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@GabrielMartinez-zu6liYou livin in rock 20,000 ft below. Russia can't even take land that is 10 times smaller than themselves and lost all their tanks being destoryed or taken by Ukrainians

    • @mikhailkh8560
      @mikhailkh8560 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@GabrielMartinez-zu6lias far as I understand is main line of Muslim religios - called djihad

    • @TheCompleteStranger
      @TheCompleteStranger 4 месяца назад

      Can confirm. Wish someone would translate the main idea of China too.

  • @flowers-ip7mp
    @flowers-ip7mp 11 месяцев назад +80

    Russia: strength power and weapons
    China : discipline and hard work
    USA: Californias gay kids

    • @chaoeperry
      @chaoeperry Месяц назад +2

      They really fucked up with that ad😂 shits terrible but hilarious

    • @chaoeperry
      @chaoeperry Месяц назад +1

      "It starts in California..." of course, of course it would 😂

  • @timothyarnold1679
    @timothyarnold1679 7 месяцев назад +106

    China: come to us or we'll come for you.
    Russia: we'll make you capable of wrestling bears.
    US: we'll make you gay.

    • @TheFriend2u
      @TheFriend2u 2 месяца назад

      Lol, lol

    • @ultravioletsus
      @ultravioletsus 2 месяца назад +3

      To be honest, I'd feel more threatened by the Americans

    • @humblenesss
      @humblenesss 23 дня назад +2

      ​@@ultravioletsus I think you are right.

  • @that_oneguy00
    @that_oneguy00 Год назад +379

    As a person from the US,
    We’re fucking screwed

    • @lilalali6753
      @lilalali6753 5 месяцев назад +4

      This is how I see it from Hungary. Maybe Trump...

    • @f1aziz
      @f1aziz 5 месяцев назад +8

      "As a person "
      So you have yet decided your gender yet? Very American.

    • @Fighter4Street
      @Fighter4Street 4 месяца назад +2

      When I was a senior in high school I wanted to join the military and be a NAVY Seal, kind of like what you see on the Russian ad. If I saw todays ad, I surely would never have wanted to join.

    • @chocolates6651
      @chocolates6651 4 месяца назад +3

      think a little deeper, America has the biggest military, and one of their best assets is unironically their diversity and ability to get different cultures to work to one goal. modern war is reliant on technology money and propaganda.. the fact that they have the budget and willingness to target the female demographic shouldnt be overlooked.

    • @danieldeguzman183
      @danieldeguzman183 4 месяца назад

      @@chocolates6651no,its because of politicians bending over the standards just so the so called “diverse community” would get their votes. Nothing more,nothing less.

  • @Hdhfhhdh
    @Hdhfhhdh Год назад +366

    Emma has two moms , meanwhile the Russians have two balls

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 11 месяцев назад +5

      Two Mommies Emma, Emma Malone, also has a Twitter, and it is gold!
      My absolute favorite post is a choose your fighter, featuring a pic of herself and a Russian. Like sweetie, you are a radar operator for a worthless air defense system with a single digit success rate, opposite fighter is not only a biological for male with those advantages, he also is a trained infantryman; not even your two mommies can save you if he decides he wants you dead one on one, or his unit gets at your unit.

    • @dantdmfangamingrich9802
      @dantdmfangamingrich9802 9 месяцев назад +18

      Russians also have two moms. Their mother and the motherland

    • @fabianpillay860
      @fabianpillay860 8 месяцев назад +1

      Thats cold

    • @munawaralias8980
      @munawaralias8980 7 месяцев назад +3

      Meanwhile, in Yemen, they have 2 wives.

    • @pink_ant2298
      @pink_ant2298 6 месяцев назад +1

      ​@munawaralias8980 who give birth to men
      Meanwhile, Emma's mamas organize two parades, so men in wigs can get access to women's changing rooms and sports competitions 😂

  • @Himmy12345
    @Himmy12345 Год назад +898

    China: I'm strong
    Russia: I'm fearless
    America: I'm gay
    Edit: your replies are weird

    • @ncob12
      @ncob12 7 месяцев назад +1

      No

    • @random_person417
      @random_person417 7 месяцев назад +55

      Big respect to China and Russia

    • @Himmy12345
      @Himmy12345 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@ncob12 yes

    • @Himmy12345
      @Himmy12345 7 месяцев назад

      @@random_person417 🍷🗿

    • @ncob12
      @ncob12 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Himmy12345 America is not gay it is free 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅

  • @unknownking2708
    @unknownking2708 Год назад +690

    China: I have helicopters
    Russia: I have helicopters too
    america: i identify myself as a helicopter

    • @Deafting
      @Deafting Год назад +10

      Attack helicopter

    • @_Gam3r
      @_Gam3r Год назад +7

      straight up copied

    • @unknownking2708
      @unknownking2708 Год назад +3

      @@_Gam3r yessir

    • @rikorakow8296
      @rikorakow8296 10 месяцев назад

      @@unknownking2708at least you own up to it.

  • @Shadow_Wolf_190
    @Shadow_Wolf_190 3 года назад +5830

    As an American I can say, the American Army ad is pretty effective
    At making me want to join the Russian Army (I welcome all jokes, and criticism)

  • @MamunAhmed-jc4ui
    @MamunAhmed-jc4ui 8 месяцев назад +13

    China: I'm strong
    Russia: I'm fearless
    America: I'm gay

  • @solid4_TF2
    @solid4_TF2 2 года назад +311

    The chinese ad makes me work for the chinese military
    The russian ad makes me work for the russian military
    The american ad makes me work for the chinese and russian military

  • @75thwasanightmare
    @75thwasanightmare 3 месяца назад +19

    US: Emma and her two moms
    Russia: Nikolai and his two bears

  • @TEO-jo4xm
    @TEO-jo4xm 11 месяцев назад +183

    China: We got men
    Russia: We got Soldiers
    USA: We got *Emma* and her *2 moms*

    • @ghgggx
      @ghgggx 3 месяца назад +1

      Russia: We got Tajiks and chinese cars, and fight for Putino - Shougy family

    • @TEO-jo4xm
      @TEO-jo4xm 3 месяца назад +3

      @@ghgggx is this supposed to be a joke or something??
      USA : We got Asians helping Europeans produce everything and move the economy while fighting for a non-American uncle Sam!!

    • @mrspirus5735
      @mrspirus5735 2 месяца назад +1

      Except Russia has no soldiers. They've been turned into soil fertilizer by US equipment.

    • @TheFriend2u
      @TheFriend2u 2 месяца назад

      US identity crisis. Gender confusion.

  • @Darkseidsolosfiction
    @Darkseidsolosfiction Год назад +440

    As a Georgian,now I feel safe that Emma has two moms.Russia can't do shit to us because emma will block them on Twitter

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Год назад +4

      You should look at the ad “Never” and the airforce one if you want to see a real us army ad

    • @haxy2689
      @haxy2689 Год назад +17

      @@raion2.0 Chill. You are spamming this same comment over and over.

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Год назад

      @@haxy2689 I said it like 4 or 5 times you really had the time to look at each comment and all I’m doing is telling the truth for people

    • @haxy2689
      @haxy2689 Год назад +13

      @@raion2.0 I read comments all the time, and yours keeps coming up. You are spamming.

    • @raion2.0
      @raion2.0 Год назад

      @@haxy2689 I put 5 comments why are you pressed about it 🤣💀

  • @TVwomanepisode490
    @TVwomanepisode490 Месяц назад +9

    Chinese ad: shows confidence
    Russian ad: shows motivation
    American ad: a disappointment....

  • @arztech6106
    @arztech6106 2 года назад +3234

    China: Protect the country, Keep it safe, Fight for it
    Russia: Be strong, Fearless, Fight until the very end
    America: lmao watch this gay girl animation

    • @PAYNE_0
      @PAYNE_0 2 года назад +172

      unnecessary modernisation slowly makes me lose faith in america then ppl in america were rough wanted to fight lived the life . now every one is so sensitive everyone is fighting for rights , lgbt , cancelling and calling everyone racist for having opinion

    • @hexaltheninjawow9531
      @hexaltheninjawow9531 2 года назад +29

      I dunno bout you but the sheer confusion from seeing an A-10 with “Yass Queen” in pink on the nose would keep me confused and still enough for a JDAM to land on me lmao.

    • @businessfish5258
      @businessfish5258 2 года назад +54

      I can sleep good at night knowing Emma and her 2 moms our defending our country

    • @gato6809
      @gato6809 2 года назад +13

      Bro I'm American and that ad bro ahhahahah

    • @in_tasin
      @in_tasin 2 года назад +22

      @@gato6809 It happens when democracy comes in the Military.

  • @koty19674
    @koty19674 4 месяца назад +4

    China: fighting for glory
    Russia: fighting for freedom
    USA: fighting for two moms

  • @chansus9157
    @chansus9157 2 года назад +63

    The US army ad will just make Americans join the Russian army lol

  • @incognito1783
    @incognito1783 Год назад +66

    Nah, the Americans forgot to add the unicorns and glitter they'll be riding on onto the battlefield.

  • @AstroPirate88
    @AstroPirate88 2 месяца назад +5

    Russian soldier: I eat enemy soldiers for dinner.
    American soldier: I have two gay moms.

    • @zinnsoldat6493
      @zinnsoldat6493 2 месяца назад +1

      Irl himars devoures Russian soldiers

    • @daunas124
      @daunas124 14 дней назад

      ​@@zinnsoldat6493 don't forget the drones and winter

  • @limitablesnow8979
    @limitablesnow8979 2 года назад +179

    Ayo my tax dollars are going to this?

    • @caleb2507
      @caleb2507 2 года назад +26

      And a million things just like it…

    • @limitablesnow8979
      @limitablesnow8979 2 года назад +9

      @@caleb2507 well godamn

    • @psychopompous3207
      @psychopompous3207 2 года назад +9

      Yes. Nothing you can do about it either.

    • @limitablesnow8979
      @limitablesnow8979 2 года назад +5

      @@psychopompous3207 now, what if I don't pay taxes? Check mate

    • @psychopompous3207
      @psychopompous3207 2 года назад +6

      @@limitablesnow8979 Good luck with that. Especially after the passage of BBB lite, with the supposedly oncoming army of IRS agents. It'll be checkmate for you. As in your cell mate is probably going to "check" you nightly.

  • @SolracNexus
    @SolracNexus 2 года назад +169

    "Appear badass when you are weak, and appear to have 2 moms when you are strong" - sun tzu

  • @ft_warshy8882
    @ft_warshy8882 3 года назад +850

    The Chinese ad makes me wanna join the Chinese army

    • @brennanwn
      @brennanwn 3 года назад +24

      SAME

    • @Shadow_Wolf_190
      @Shadow_Wolf_190 3 года назад +69

      I’m American and the Russian one makes me want to immigrate there

    • @thej7362
      @thej7362 3 года назад +11

      DONT, ITS A SCAM. YOU WILL BE KILLED BECAUSE CHINA IS STRICT ON THEIR SPEECH LAWS

    • @DasYoYo
      @DasYoYo 3 года назад +37

      Yeah the Russian army fits my idea of what an army should be

    • @fidelcastro1424
      @fidelcastro1424 3 года назад +3

      Same

  • @__mErLiN_
    @__mErLiN_ Год назад +63

    Russian Soldiers be like:- We got training for almost everything, but not two moms...😢

    • @valentinlageot4101
      @valentinlageot4101 10 месяцев назад +7

      They have the motherlands so they have two moms

    • @yastyman
      @yastyman 9 месяцев назад +1

      we are even ready for three =)

  • @GuyWhoUnboxesStuff
    @GuyWhoUnboxesStuff 2 года назад +136

    “It begins in California” of course it does…

    • @cinder1667
      @cinder1667 2 года назад +9

      Lmfao

    • @JayCR7
      @JayCR7 2 года назад +5

      Democrat state...

    • @jasonvoorhees7288
      @jasonvoorhees7288 Год назад

      People poop on the sidewalks there so I'm not surprised at the girl saying the $hitty as started in California.

  • @Deguy851
    @Deguy851 3 месяца назад +12

    China: where do I sign up?
    Russia: ima join this
    USA: hmmm I’ll just lie down on my bed

  • @krucrewmembers8772
    @krucrewmembers8772 Год назад +41

    Why do the Russian ad look so dope

    • @keenoli
      @keenoli 4 месяца назад

      We Found people who were paid in money for their work (filming, editing, voice acting, etc.)

    • @Ruslan_Demesinoff
      @Ruslan_Demesinoff 4 месяца назад

      Probably because you're gay.

  • @TophMelonLord
    @TophMelonLord 4 месяца назад +4

    China: Pride in holding their flag
    USA: Holding pride flag

  • @khunagnes1364
    @khunagnes1364 2 года назад +30

    As Chinese, I feel deeply threatened on Twitter by Emma and her two moms.

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 2 года назад

      We still have the best military, by far.

    • @palerewin
      @palerewin Год назад +9

      ​@@natebox4550 sure buddy go sleep now

    • @natebox4550
      @natebox4550 Год назад

      @@palerewin Bro, you really think the Chinese have any chance? If we exclude nukes. The Chinese navy is nothing compared to Americas, and their airforce is a joke in comparison too. What’s their 5th generation fighters going to do against the f22? Fucking nothing. We have by far the most jets in the world. And the most quality ones too.

    • @Vitjany_35cm
      @Vitjany_35cm 10 месяцев назад +2

      I support you from Russia

    • @azuaraikrezeul1677
      @azuaraikrezeul1677 10 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@natebox4550but was fought to stalemate in korea by a peasant army.

  • @newark51000
    @newark51000 2 года назад +33

    America’s way of getting people to join the Army: Here’s $50k.

  • @Phoenician7786
    @Phoenician7786 2 года назад +99

    This is what it looks like when the military gets “woke”

    • @N0VEMBYR
      @N0VEMBYR Год назад

      just watched a youtube short called “Is a woke army weak?” (or something like that) and after reading the comments Im starting to lose hope, we’re f**ked. Bunch of ignorant morons acting like emma is gonna come save the day and lead the army to victory by marching up to russias front door and teaching them about pronouns! i might have to enlist, if i die for half a country of woke idiots so be it i guess. at least i fought for the other half that love this country and want to have communities, families, and safe healthy children. wont be expecting thank you’s from the people commenting on that vid

    • @ellejendario97
      @ellejendario97 Год назад

      Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants like the Russian manly cockroaches when they get rektd by some non binary drone strike? Lmao.

  • @OdinRuZero
    @OdinRuZero 3 месяца назад +5

    China: We fight for our national honor and glory, be proud for this.
    Russia: We fight and win against any foe, because we are strong and tough.
    USA: we have children raised by lesbians, it's okay to be gay, yay!

    • @Intellectual-stupidity
      @Intellectual-stupidity 3 месяца назад

      Who would win though?

    • @OdinRuZero
      @OdinRuZero Месяц назад

      ​@@Intellectual-stupidityeither China Or Russia. Cuz US does not seems strong enough to fight them.

    • @Intellectual-stupidity
      @Intellectual-stupidity Месяц назад

      @@OdinRuZero If both teamed up on the US then yeah they could win, but if both fought the US individually the US would most likely win, as they have better equipment, tactics, etc. it would be a close battle, however going off pure military ranking the US would win. That is, as long as it doesn’t go nuclear. If that happens, likely no-one wins

  • @прив-ч5ж
    @прив-ч5ж 2 года назад +200

    Пока Эмма и её мама находятся в армии США я чувствую себя в безопасности

    • @azartnimops
      @azartnimops 2 года назад +18

      Lol

    • @lujo516
      @lujo516 2 года назад +7

      🥶🥶

    • @БатуТаш-ъ9и
      @БатуТаш-ъ9и 2 года назад +4

      У китайцев кроме синхронных маршев на плошади ничего не видели ,хотя бы одну войну выиграли бы что ли

    • @azartnimops
      @azartnimops 2 года назад +8

      А США прям много выиграла войн?

    • @ClA_AGENT
      @ClA_AGENT 2 года назад +5

      @@azartnimops да

  • @UniversusVasator
    @UniversusVasator Год назад +105

    China ad:🗿
    Russia ad:🗿
    USA ad:😃🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👬

  • @EukalyptusBonBon
    @EukalyptusBonBon 3 года назад +164

    Meanwhile in my country, the government doesn't even have to make an ads to recruit more people, people are lining up to join the military, even some bribed to get accepted.

  • @CallMeGooses
    @CallMeGooses 2 месяца назад +4

    china: soldiers
    russia: chads
    US: freedom defenders

  • @AvgeekFan62
    @AvgeekFan62 2 года назад +44

    The us army ad made my eyes burn

  • @rezasiki6096
    @rezasiki6096 2 года назад +181

    Honestly now I understand why Afghans defeated USA so bad

    • @rezasiki6096
      @rezasiki6096 2 года назад +11

      @@johndog1296 sure your a bad looser. Your country invaded Afghanistan wrongfully. Bombing civilians for what?
      In last 20 years American army worked with warlords, pedophiles and drug lords because of that most Afghans support the talibans

    • @maassrddd
      @maassrddd 2 года назад +13

      Yeah i dont know what america is now

    • @ah99_xd
      @ah99_xd 2 года назад +5

      Excalty XDDD
      And soon use will be destroyed

    • @killomnii
      @killomnii 2 года назад +1

      @@ah99_xd lets hope not. America might be a shit country with trash people, but its one of the most free countrie

    • @poo48
      @poo48 2 года назад +7

      @@killomnii freedom?? wdym all country in eu or asia is as free as the us

  • @Stanley.77
    @Stanley.77 Год назад +23

    I never thought that I would WANT to move to Russia, but here I am in 2023, actually considering moving to Russia, and making a serious effort to learn the Cyrillic Alphabet and the Russian language...5 years ago, this would not have even been something I would ever even have considered.

    • @eleethtahgra7802
      @eleethtahgra7802 3 месяца назад

      If u got some wanted skills, being an expat in China might be profitable.

    • @romanwolkow6369
      @romanwolkow6369 3 месяца назад

      Please do us and yourself a favor and DO IT. Are you black btw? Then they gonna enlist you into the army and send you to the front immediately. Lets go COMMRADE.

    • @tkdcoastskater9809
      @tkdcoastskater9809 3 месяца назад

      You're cooked little bro. Prepare for your 20 years in a Siberian penal colony so that Russia can have a bargaining chip with the US.

    • @zemm9003
      @zemm9003 29 дней назад +1

      Me too. And now they give us a permit to live if we denounce wokeness and accept Orthodox Christian values of the Russian State. I have already sent an email to the Embassy in my country asking about this new legislation and job prospects in Moscow 🤣.

    • @Stanley.77
      @Stanley.77 28 дней назад

      @@eleethtahgra7802
      China?! Yeah...No thanks.

  • @johnnyappleseed4930
    @johnnyappleseed4930 Год назад +30

    My paternal ancestor fought in the Revolutionary War as well as over 15 of my other ancestors. 2 of my ancestors fought for the Union during the Civil war. My great great grandfather served under General Pershing in Mexico. 3 of my great grandfathers were in the armed forces during WWII. My father was in the army for over 20 years rising to the rank of colonel, and with one ad they shamed my bloodline.

    • @Skudion
      @Skudion 7 месяцев назад

      This is what they fought for this type 2 diabeto McDonald's mental asylum of lovely freedom you see here all that genocide, slavery and warfare for nothing but ungrateful lady boys, greedy politics, some bullshit fast food and arrogance to think your number one because of shit that would've happened anyway like medicine and democracy

    • @SpookerNoa
      @SpookerNoa 4 месяца назад +3

      I feel sorry for you my brother.

    • @YichenLi-ll5uw
      @YichenLi-ll5uw 4 месяца назад +2

      Salute from China for your bloodline -- my ancestors also served my country since Qing Dynasty, all warriors deserves respect, except for those from California

  • @Yeetman420_21
    @Yeetman420_21 2 года назад +26

    China's ad is the best. +69 social credits

  • @sumerrana6805
    @sumerrana6805 Год назад +19

    America is a live SNL sketch

  • @progamer-ni1ks
    @progamer-ni1ks Год назад +18

    american ad: lgbtq members must have peace so join the military
    china and russia: *RIP THEIR HEARTS OUT*

  • @3thanlOll
    @3thanlOll Год назад +12

    china ad: strait as hell
    russia ad:op as hell
    usa ad: what da hail is this sh!t

  • @gigilaco
    @gigilaco 2 года назад +183

    US military is good on paper but in reality our culture and moral is being utterly gutted from the inside.

    • @williamwelty3170
      @williamwelty3170 2 года назад +2

      Couldn't have said it better

    • @Josh-oj9mm
      @Josh-oj9mm 2 года назад

      "good on paper"
      Nah chief. The only good thing about the US military is that it can counterbalance Russia and China when they're invading other countries. But the us of course does the same thing they do

    • @henonttt8057
      @henonttt8057 2 года назад

      @@Josh-oj9mm The United States can easily appease Russia and China. Our countries are the strongest in the world. That's just the United States constantly throws sanctions at Russia. It shows the cowardice of the U.S. government.

    • @moosnatedog
      @moosnatedog 2 года назад +2

      Thats just masculine insecurity talking and not the reality.

    • @timwheneverjr1156
      @timwheneverjr1156 2 года назад +3

      No in reality people from USA should be proud of history.. this guy is jus a hater and he's jealous 😂😂😂 weak

  • @arielthemermaid3576
    @arielthemermaid3576 3 года назад +154

    LOL wtf is that last one? I’ve never seen that on tv before. The only military ads I see are much more like the Chinese one, with an emphasis on courage, loyalty, working together for the greater good. That last one looks like something you’d see on buzzfeed 🙄

    • @sethdechand2657
      @sethdechand2657 2 года назад +34

      Those were the old army recruitment ads. This is the new 2021 one

    • @codenamegamma7989
      @codenamegamma7989 2 года назад +12

      @@sethdechand2657 no it's not there are new 2021 ones that are nothing this in fact this didn't even air practicality anywhere and was just made to prove they weren't homophobic you've never seen them on tv or RUclips have you

    • @killapopcorn23
      @killapopcorn23 2 года назад +4

      Fr though

    • @J.Webber
      @J.Webber 2 года назад +1

      That’s just the ones they pick to make communist China and war criminals in Russia look good and stronger “propaganda”

  • @rollycollarga2838
    @rollycollarga2838 Год назад +34

    Chinese Adds: Im Xiao Lee i have parents on Army. I also join Military.
    Russian Adds: Im Igor, i have two guns. For mother Russia.
    USA Adds: im Emma, i have two mom's, i want equality. I join military. RIP

    • @howtodobyanidiot595
      @howtodobyanidiot595 7 месяцев назад

      Bro, china lost to Vietnam AFTER the Vietnamese destoryed The U.S and lost to a militia in Africa and Russia got choked slammed by Ukrainians and in the 1980s they lost even harder in Afghanistan. You are saying Russia and China are strongrt than The U.S ,AND yes Iknow U.S has lost wars , Im not going to say that the U.S has never lost a war. Remember China and Russia do military parades that doesn't mean that they are stronger than The U.S. Rember this quote from Sun Tzu: Act weak when you are strong and Act strong when you are weak, The U.S does the first quote while China and Russia does the second

  • @ShiftGhost_47
    @ShiftGhost_47 Год назад +12

    I thought US had it, but of all the ads, it was this
    Two moms? Yeah, I would leave my house too

  • @user-xt1vv5db9x
    @user-xt1vv5db9x 3 месяца назад +7

    Chinese: 🫡
    Russia: 💪🗿
    America: 🏳️‍🌈 🤓🤡

  • @techroomuk
    @techroomuk Год назад +8

    American ad makes me wanna join China or Russia 😂

  • @emilianne
    @emilianne 2 года назад +145

    The American ad is the most scary/effective one. It’s animated and most likely directed at children. Get them while they are young. Yikes

    • @nahujamitachata3657
      @nahujamitachata3657 2 года назад +2

      No. They just want to take broken people who have shit life. They will be controlled.
      As a foreigner that is my view on that case 😉

    • @victorgalva23
      @victorgalva23 2 года назад +2

      @@nahujamitachata3657 what about chinese and russian? do you think they aren't controlled?

    • @hoosfire4270
      @hoosfire4270 2 года назад +13

      @@victorgalva23 Those ads are honest. They don't lie to you. For the first two, you will fight for your country, there will be battles. For the american one, it makes you think you're fighting for a good cause, but at the same time, fighting is a bad affect.

    • @victorgalva23
      @victorgalva23 2 года назад +1

      @@hoosfire4270 what about the censorship and misinformation in these countries?

    • @edzza6988
      @edzza6988 2 года назад +4

      @@victorgalva23 there's always misinformation in this world

  • @TRD315
    @TRD315 2 месяца назад +8

    🇨🇳🤝🇷🇺⚔️🇺🇲

  • @strv1050
    @strv1050 2 года назад +19

    When a HOI4 ad is better than the U.S. military ad

  • @salvatorecorleone1008
    @salvatorecorleone1008 Год назад +11

    I knew you were gonna show this last clip. 😂
    I laugh but I’m embarrassed by this.

  • @mrwheeljack7274
    @mrwheeljack7274 2 года назад +18

    Here in Germany it‘s also ridiculous. There actually are several very good recruiting campaigns on many different platforms like TV, newspaper or RUclips. But the problem is: There are no people who want to join military. The problem isn‘t the quality, but the quantity.
    German military has a lot of good stuff, in some cases even the best worldwide, but the people to use this material are missing xD

    • @-HaHeHo-
      @-HaHeHo- 2 года назад +6

      Well people where told that there is no national self interest and there is no such thing as a German people. So there is no reason to fight.
      No add can overcome the persistent brainwashing.

    • @caleb2507
      @caleb2507 2 года назад +7

      Thats what happens when 80 years of self hate is taught. Germany used to lead the world in military might. Now you guys are becoming just like America and the rest of the white world 🤡

    • @Kallixede
      @Kallixede 2 года назад +2

      @@caleb2507 Was the clown emoji really needed?

    • @caleb2507
      @caleb2507 2 года назад

      @@Kallixede 100% the West went from being unapologetic conquerors and warrior cultures to softer than literally every other race and culture on the planet. Including anime loving japanese. Makes me sick.

    • @luc__0051
      @luc__0051 2 года назад +5

      Actually the ads in germany are quite OK as they just show what the personal is doing. Nothing more, nothing less. No BS that nobody is interested in like gender or sexuality but only the stuff that you need to see.
      I find heroism to be the wrong approach to a military ad as it fails at setting your expectations right. Just seeing what your job could be as it is nothing more than a job after all is all you need to see.

  • @michaelstephanides1854
    @michaelstephanides1854 4 месяца назад +5

    USA: Identifying as a soldier makes you a soldier.

  • @Raidan2319
    @Raidan2319 2 года назад +38

    "Какой прекрасный звук, я охереваю просто..."

    • @FredDubrowsky
      @FredDubrowsky 2 года назад +2

      Что

    • @Bichitas
      @Bichitas 2 года назад

      Опять ты вылез, не пиши на русском, тебе сказали же

    • @Raidan2319
      @Raidan2319 2 года назад

      @@Bichitas окей, повторю ещё раз- я знаю этот язык лучше других. И, назови хуть одну причину почему я должен подчиниться тебе😂?

    • @Raidan2319
      @Raidan2319 2 года назад

      @@FredDubrowsky о, дароу.
      Что, может в этот раз зарплаты ещё больше уменьшите?

    • @FredDubrowsky
      @FredDubrowsky 2 года назад

      @@Raidan2319 Спрашивай у Пескова он ответит тебе

  • @flammenwerfer3539
    @flammenwerfer3539 3 года назад +96

    I would like to join the russians

    • @Gedagnors
      @Gedagnors 2 года назад +8

      ussr always loved useful idiots.

    • @maassrddd
      @maassrddd 2 года назад +3

      Me too 😭🇷🇺

    • @ayoromanchik
      @ayoromanchik 2 года назад +1

      You can join, but only in paid forces, not in free

    • @АцдкийСатана
      @АцдкийСатана 2 года назад +3

      Добро пожаловать товарищь.

    • @EllinikiDimokratia
      @EllinikiDimokratia 2 года назад +4

      Ну хорошо,только там условия суровые из за холода,возьмите с собой вагон теплой одежды

  • @TokerJoker420
    @TokerJoker420 Год назад +5

    Bro that ad is why we Americans dont enlist anymore

  • @USA___USA18
    @USA___USA18 3 месяца назад +6

    As someone who wants to be in the U.S. Navy when I’m older, that ad for the U.S. military isn’t motivating at all, if I’m being honest it makes me want to go jump into a dumpster and cry.

    • @Intellectual-stupidity
      @Intellectual-stupidity 3 месяца назад

      This Navy one is good ruclips.net/video/z6KHvdjvWIU/видео.html

  • @ДмитрийЮрьевич-ь8я
    @ДмитрийЮрьевич-ь8я 2 года назад +12

    Я лет 10 так не смеялся....)))) браво!!!

    • @happygilmore-
      @happygilmore- 2 года назад +3

      А теперь в реальности посмотри не русиш армию и американскую🤣🤣🤣

    • @ДмитрийЮрьевич-ь8я
      @ДмитрийЮрьевич-ь8я 2 года назад

      Что Вы хотели сказать словами- "не русишь армию а американскую"?????

    • @happygilmore-
      @happygilmore- 2 года назад +1

      @@ДмитрийЮрьевич-ь8я то что руськая армия это позорище, куда идут отсталые или алкашня которой нечем в жизни заняться

    • @Fosforniy
      @Fosforniy 2 года назад

      @@happygilmore- ну, вообще, это по закону надо вроде

  • @aperks
    @aperks 6 месяцев назад +3

    China: Heroism, i will make everybody proud
    Russia: WAR BROTHERS
    America: i have insecurities so i want to prove something

  • @daniellabra4186
    @daniellabra4186 5 месяцев назад +4

    The US is so ashamed of its own flag they don't dare to show it...

    • @joshhanklon
      @joshhanklon 5 месяцев назад

      Russki, cant even win or take land in Ukraine

    • @StandinOnBuniss
      @StandinOnBuniss Месяц назад

      They are only allowed to show the gay flag...

  • @skudzag737
    @skudzag737 11 месяцев назад +5

    Indonesia: "You guys have military recruitment ads??"

  • @HectorSanchez-co7mq
    @HectorSanchez-co7mq Год назад +11

    While Emma and her mom are in the US Army I feel safer every day.

  • @SectorSos
    @SectorSos 2 года назад +4

    I live in US, served in US Army for over 10 years (2003-2014) and not once did I see that ad airing anywhere. The only official Army ads I've seen aired on TV, was 'Be all you can be' ad, and 'Army of One' ad. I don't know who made this Ad, but I hardly doubt it was ever approved by DOD and probably never aired anywhere either.

    • @gabogc88
      @gabogc88 Год назад +2

      Its a real US army ad

    • @NemyacX
      @NemyacX Год назад +2

      it was made by the official goarmy youtube channel in 2021, you can go check

  • @jacombodoescare
    @jacombodoescare 2 года назад +6

    Whoever’s behind these US military recruitment ads really needs to step up their game.

  • @DreamEater-cb2cl
    @DreamEater-cb2cl 29 дней назад +1

    The American ads looks like an advertisement for a sorority at a college campus

  • @szharychev
    @szharychev 2 года назад +31

    In Russia it’s easier: when you’re 18 you either go to serve in army or in prison for being a deserter. And it’s not a joke.

    • @fghrt9679
      @fghrt9679 2 года назад +2

      Кстати есть отсрочка по учебе.
      А в целом кратко объяснить здешний менталитет в двух словах сложно.

    • @nah9404
      @nah9404 2 года назад

      Do you guys also have mandatory military service?

    • @szharychev
      @szharychev 2 года назад +2

      @@nah9404 it’s barely a “service”, it’s a slavery, where you have no warranty to be returned back in normal health. I’m not saying about loosing 1 year of life for nothing.

    • @nah9404
      @nah9404 2 года назад

      @@szharychev i totally agree. We also have forced military "service" here and apart from wasting your life for nothing, it doesnt even work. Most people forget whatever they have learned in about a year anyways.

    • @TawakeBaka
      @TawakeBaka 2 года назад +6

      @@szharychev Чего ты пугаешь то людей. Сейчас время другое. С нормальным здоровьем вернёшься. Кстати, на заметку, я служил в другой области и часто болел, там не забивают на людей, меня возили по санчастям, и госпиталям, даже в Москву сунули лечить. А я там никогда не был)) Но в целом ты прав, в обычной армии делать нечего, особенно срочникам. Мой товарищ пошел на контракт, словил потом квартиру ближе к части, выплаты имеет, стреляет, тренируется. Даже купить бросил, демон.

  • @RabdoInternetGuy
    @RabdoInternetGuy Год назад +5

    Vlad, the russian from the ad, and Chinese Chairman shitting their pants 'cuz emma got 2 moms:

  • @destrodevil6975
    @destrodevil6975 25 дней назад +1

    If you got bullied in school, you should contact your teacher, tell your parents immediately. Not enlist into a military my friends. If you're already weak, join the military you will feel like torture.

  • @whattyknow
    @whattyknow 10 месяцев назад +5

    China : 🗿🍷
    Russia : 🗿🍷
    USA : 🤓🏳️‍🌈

  • @yequalsemexplusbee4322
    @yequalsemexplusbee4322 2 года назад +11

    To sum it all up.
    Chinese ad: *Honor, valor, and commitment*
    US: *I kNeW I wAs a fReEdOM fIgHtEr aT A yOuNg aGE*
    Russia: *Tutorials over, now face the real enemy*

  • @abulolakew2852
    @abulolakew2852 4 месяца назад +1

    As American we just have to much pride, which is leading us to our fall. Every empire down fall started with pride.

  • @stefanlazarevic5995
    @stefanlazarevic5995 2 года назад +6

    "This war will be full of hardships and dangerous battles, after all our enemy has two moms"

  • @VinsxxBlitz
    @VinsxxBlitz 3 месяца назад +3

    Defending freedom more like destroying freedom

  • @ImWhitedotsLol
    @ImWhitedotsLol Год назад +5

    We Russian's Never Give Up Easily Or Hardly, They Will Fight Until Their Very Last Breath, They Will Their Motherland Until The Very Last End - A Retired Russian Soldier

    • @damonjohns355
      @damonjohns355 Год назад

      Many intelligent people in USA support Russia. We know that in 1962, the USA almost started WW3 over the Cuban missile crisis yet in 2023, the ZuSA wants to put missiles on Russia’s border. Democrats are the evil and ignorant ones in USA. Democrats hates Russia since most democrats are gay.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 11 месяцев назад

      He is true. For the past three months, the whole of the Ukrainian southern offensive, has hung up on Robertino against a defending Russian force of only 500 soldiers.

  • @Jarhead25
    @Jarhead25 Месяц назад

    Should've shown a USMC commercial, those hit HARD.

  • @drunkbulgarian8141
    @drunkbulgarian8141 2 года назад +5

    When i saw the chinese i fall in love

  • @merlinquezada2230
    @merlinquezada2230 Месяц назад +1

    I was a recruiter, and yes, this is why Marines used to beat us. Bc their comercials are like those of China and Russia.
    On the other hand, China and Russian wouldn't be able to beat the US anyway. Plain an simple...

  • @Pz201
    @Pz201 2 года назад +4

    I expected America to be some serious ad thing as Russia and China but just turns out to be some clown ad

    • @Mooncake1337
      @Mooncake1337 Год назад

      They are already the baddest MFers on the planet, they don't need to pretend to be tough.

  • @xraystudios3693
    @xraystudios3693 2 года назад +6

    Honestly did anyone expect differently? Like, emotions aside, we always knew the path we've been choosing for the US with how everything needs to be extremely PC. We've been teaching ourselves that the world should adapt to us instead of adapting ourselves to the world.

  • @yayayayya4731
    @yayayayya4731 2 года назад +14

    Standing for love and equality, by stealing other people's oil

  • @reelrocknrolla4251
    @reelrocknrolla4251 3 дня назад +1

    This American is rooting for Russia and China to win

  • @lo2rap
    @lo2rap 5 месяцев назад +5

    Chinese ad: makes me want to join Chinese army
    Russian ad: makes me want to join russian army
    USA ad: makes me wanna die

  • @kwameteif9562
    @kwameteif9562 2 года назад +4

    We had a good marine corpes ad at least. From like 4 years ago

  • @EvropaEU
    @EvropaEU 13 дней назад +1

    Impressive, very nice. Now let’s do a Defense Budget Comparison..

  • @roflscarcezze5899
    @roflscarcezze5899 2 года назад +5

    Бля, у них в армии девушка с двумя мамами, у нас нет шансов