The Plot of Subterranean Animism but its Walmart

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @rcpwProductions
    @rcpwProductions 5 лет назад +1105

    this gave me a subterranean aneurysm

    • @zvolyx3247
      @zvolyx3247 3 года назад +9

      @Isaiah Atlas how convincing

    • @boobyqueen
      @boobyqueen 3 года назад +30

      Suffering from subterranean alcoholism

    • @AllanaLanowl
      @AllanaLanowl 3 года назад +18

      At least farting nukes is better than a Subterranean Diarrhea

    • @IodizedNaCL
      @IodizedNaCL 3 года назад +4

      lmfao

    • @ShiroiPikmin
      @ShiroiPikmin 3 года назад +8

      this gave me seven subterranean illnesses

  • @jonperez8469
    @jonperez8469 4 года назад +480

    2:20 “Sun God Gordita Supreme” and “we shoved a sun god into a taco” are the best things to have ever been said.

    • @Simply_resharkable
      @Simply_resharkable 3 года назад +22

      What about shitting nukes, as stated by Okuu, Okuu’s subconscious and Koishi?

    • @technoguyx
      @technoguyx 3 года назад +11

      that actually sits sorta well with Inca mythology, Inti was the sun god and regarded as patron of the Inca state

    • @pohatunuva3771
      @pohatunuva3771 3 года назад +7

      It's so excessively Mexican, I love it.
      Makes me wonder if Mexica and Maya made deity-themed food for festivals.

    • @natz-o1x
      @natz-o1x 3 года назад +5

      actually, there are 20 sun gods

    • @ardoriccardoc4577
      @ardoriccardoc4577 3 года назад +6

      That's something I would expect from kanako, shoving a god into a taco

  • @deysingTH
    @deysingTH 3 года назад +189

    calls marisa a home intruder the one time she's actually invited in

  • @igorminin22
    @igorminin22 4 года назад +654

    Actually, Satori might have the best ability for customer service jobs o.o

    • @Lh0000
      @Lh0000 4 года назад +62

      Holy shit your right...

    • @cobaltstar_8281
      @cobaltstar_8281 4 года назад +80

      And a lot of other jobs too...

    • @ismtud1364
      @ismtud1364 4 года назад +37

      It would probably make customers feel uncomfortable

    • @Supperdude9
      @Supperdude9 4 года назад +107

      @@ismtud1364 Not for us introverts. Having someone instantly tell you where what you want is is immensely helpful.

    • @ismtud1364
      @ismtud1364 4 года назад +30

      @@Supperdude9 im an introvert but that will still make me uncomfortable

  • @rinsatsuki2417
    @rinsatsuki2417 4 года назад +338

    This is blursed but decently accurate.

  • @screwstaparchynco751
    @screwstaparchynco751 5 лет назад +497

    no one:
    satori: *damm it Okuu you shat on the floor again*

    • @keylimepie3602
      @keylimepie3602 4 года назад +42

      Koishi:hi got any tacos I wanna make my pets shit nukes

    • @hutao1331
      @hutao1331 4 года назад +11

      give mE aLL yer sOuP!

    • @thefriendlymimikyu8627
      @thefriendlymimikyu8627 3 года назад +18

      *You're getting Extra Stage level grounded*

    • @kareemsaidoun1754
      @kareemsaidoun1754 3 года назад +8

      An error has Okuud. Floor is not toilet

  • @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar
    @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar 3 года назад +445

    I love how Nitori finds it creepy that Satori knows everything she's thinking when she's out and about, but doesn't feel even a little messed up for spying on Marisa at her home.

    • @sharkronical
      @sharkronical 3 года назад +34

      Dammit Utoshi, you shat on the floor again

  • @lordpumpkinhead265
    @lordpumpkinhead265 2 года назад +52

    "OH GOD A HOME INTRUDER I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF"
    The best defense mechanism. Okuu really knows proper self-defense tactics.

  • @-.-..--.-.
    @-.-..--.-. 4 года назад +359

    this is legit just Touhou, but if a american created Touhou

    • @garrettcarlson6835
      @garrettcarlson6835 3 года назад +26

      Yeah an American 12-year-old
      Holy shit that was funny 😂

    • @-therlc5346
      @-therlc5346 2 года назад +14

      Trying to imagine American Zun

  • @spectrasoulfaire215
    @spectrasoulfaire215 4 года назад +178

    Kanako Bell is truly the most evil thing in Gensmokyo.

  • @KirbyJason210
    @KirbyJason210 4 года назад +230

    Basically:
    I had raging NUCLEAR diahrrea for 3 weeks

  • @sharkronical
    @sharkronical 2 года назад +58

    Koishi asking Sanae for nuke-shitting taco and "do you not have a functioning brain" are actually very nice touches, damn

  • @Sodamoth
    @Sodamoth 3 года назад +50

    Satori grounding Okuu to the extra stage is pretty much just Satori making Okuu babysit their little sister.

  • @joacocrabtime1032
    @joacocrabtime1032 4 года назад +120

    This is too accurate and I dislike that fact

  • @bombs6172
    @bombs6172 3 года назад +18

    "oh no a home intruder I'm going to shit myself"
    "Quick we gotta stop her"

  • @icecrownpoint
    @icecrownpoint 4 года назад +100

    Remember Koichi said "Don't poop on the floor"?
    I felt that.

    • @Niiue
      @Niiue 3 года назад +13

      i don't remember koichi hirose saying that in the anime...

    • @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar
      @Post-ModernCzechoslovakianWar 3 года назад +5

      @@Niiue Okuyasu isn't the brightest fam. Sorry...

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 года назад +10

      My favorite cast of Subterranean Diamonds:
      Jotaro Komeiji
      Koichi Komeiji
      Okuyasu Reiuji
      Josuke Kaenbyou

  • @nmplab
    @nmplab 4 года назад +53

    there should've been the warning sounds when she poops

  • @captain5977
    @captain5977 2 года назад +45

    When I first was into Touhou I was trying to understand as much plt as possible without actually seeing the game, so I first watch this, but barely understood anything, now that I got my lazy ass together and actually see the plot, I understand that this here... is hilarious as fuck.

  • @technoguyx
    @technoguyx 3 года назад +27

    4:29 my exact reaction to this video

  • @puzzlepuddles6712
    @puzzlepuddles6712 3 года назад +32

    The satori bit was so hilariously accurate lmfao

  • @SleepDeprivation7066
    @SleepDeprivation7066 4 года назад +44

    Most funniest shit I've ever read: *"May I ask, What is making you shit nukes?"*

  • @harrid14mei
    @harrid14mei 3 года назад +42

    So SA incident started because Kanako fed Okuu a very spicy (sun) taco.
    I can get behind that.

    • @hopper8514
      @hopper8514 Год назад

      Not just A very spicy sun taco…
      20 spicy sun tacos

  • @cirnosnumberfan6449
    @cirnosnumberfan6449 3 года назад +33

    I'll watch a Touhou sitcom

  • @YukahoreineRiyamolet
    @YukahoreineRiyamolet 4 года назад +49

    *NUCLEAR CONSPITATION*
    Okay, this is pretty accurate!

    • @ismtud1364
      @ismtud1364 4 года назад +3

      Omg nuclear constipation XD

  • @SukacitaYeremia
    @SukacitaYeremia 5 лет назад +43

    Me laughing kept me from aming the add to favourite button properly. Lemme share this to my friends as well

  • @HazzyKizo
    @HazzyKizo 3 года назад +32

    3:38 so she shat so hard she fell to a subconscious state?

  • @k3remet398
    @k3remet398 4 года назад +26

    1:11 the smart kid in a nutshell

  • @xenternne
    @xenternne 2 года назад +10

    The geyser toilet incident would be awesome to see fully animated

  • @CirnoSpaceProject
    @CirnoSpaceProject 5 лет назад +64

    ok this is epic

  • @--PhamMinh
    @--PhamMinh 3 года назад +18

    I’m gonna tell my kids that this is Touhou 11 😂

  • @ChompDude
    @ChompDude Год назад +1

    Meanwhile Suika and Yuugi are loudly talking to each other and blocking an aisle because they haven't seen each other in a while.

  • @mochitheraccoon
    @mochitheraccoon 5 лет назад +41

    this is gold

  • @AltraHapi
    @AltraHapi Год назад +2

    The Sun God Gordita Supreme requires $350,000 worth of sacrifices per order

  • @bucko0627
    @bucko0627 2 года назад +5

    god i loved videos like this. ciryes was also a very funny touhou creator too.

  • @akirbyobsessee7396
    @akirbyobsessee7396 3 года назад +5

    the bran flakes scene made me Hips: And Then There Were None

  • @ottosuwen9965
    @ottosuwen9965 3 года назад +8

    I silently cried and laughed at this because this is way too damn funny to me

  • @jerichopz2620
    @jerichopz2620 2 года назад +2

    I am literally on the floor laughing
    Im exhausted after work and have only crackers to eat please send help

  • @dinapa64
    @dinapa64 3 года назад +4

    "I'll take 20"

  • @geeseispluralforgoose
    @geeseispluralforgoose Год назад

    Kind of high wuality 😳😳 you can really follow the plot alongside canon lore. thoroughly enjoyed, gave a like 👍

  • @kirby9759
    @kirby9759 2 года назад +2

    the fucking sfx after Okuu eats the branflakes killed me

  • @tantejunko
    @tantejunko 3 года назад +3

    subterranean constipation

  • @jacobdelacruz558
    @jacobdelacruz558 2 года назад +2

    Koishi is gonna cause more chaos

  • @deyalan2515
    @deyalan2515 3 года назад +7

    What a masterpiece

  • @Serpenziss
    @Serpenziss 4 года назад +11

    Ok so this is
    weird

  • @davidfeddanigga54
    @davidfeddanigga54 Год назад +2

    2:54 my ears man

  • @iflippedyourtable3886
    @iflippedyourtable3886 4 года назад +12

    Whats the song in beginning when Marisa is having a problem with her toilet

  • @umcaraaleatorioeggs3339
    @umcaraaleatorioeggs3339 3 года назад +3

    how is okuu so accurate

  • @bramnemeth565
    @bramnemeth565 Год назад

    "hrrng im gonna brown"
    "What?"
    "I'M SHITTSING?!"
    **nuclear klaxons blaring**

  • @edberaga6357
    @edberaga6357 5 лет назад +27

    LMAO WHAT THE HELL XDDD

  • @embeboso8329
    @embeboso8329 2 года назад +1

    i love how similar this is to the original touhou sa but in a different setting

  • @usucat
    @usucat 3 года назад +3

    what the hell did i just watch.

  • @catbucket8566
    @catbucket8566 2 года назад +1

    Okuu generating a second Chernobyl with the sun god gordita

  • @daaprentence_2013
    @daaprentence_2013 Год назад

    most accurate description

  • @kagechu2005BISVG
    @kagechu2005BISVG 2 года назад +1

    *NUCLEAR CONSTIPATION*

  • @okuu_utsuho
    @okuu_utsuho 2 года назад +7

    So the whole plot of th11 is that Okuu had a bad case of Chernobyl diarrhea?

  • @songoku9566
    @songoku9566 3 года назад +5

    Where the hell is Kisume

  • @houraineet
    @houraineet 4 года назад +6

    taco plz

  • @DollC.Heichell
    @DollC.Heichell 2 года назад +1

    This is actually really good

  • @calmcantanimate8626
    @calmcantanimate8626 3 года назад +1

    2:20 ROT AWAY IN THE INFINITE LIGHT

  • @Hueh420
    @Hueh420 Год назад

    kanako:“we shoved a sun god into a taco”, me:SUNSTAR NOOOOOO!!!

  • @Blast335pokemineblox
    @Blast335pokemineblox 3 года назад +4

    I love it

  • @あかねみどり
    @あかねみどり 3 года назад +2

    IM CRYING😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @patrikcath1025
    @patrikcath1025 3 года назад +3

    This isn't even inaccurate

  • @yuk_ichi52
    @yuk_ichi52 3 года назад +3

    Comedy gold

  • @okbuddydoggo2590
    @okbuddydoggo2590 Год назад

    Jimmy Cash’s Ring of Fire is a great song

  • @cookie_dough_squad586
    @cookie_dough_squad586 3 года назад +1

    too cursed

  • @tmarshman1200
    @tmarshman1200 2 года назад +1

    Lol this is pure comedy

  • @williamcartertindale11
    @williamcartertindale11 3 года назад +1

    Okuu CAN shit nukes! PERFECT

  • @Iwantanfc
    @Iwantanfc 3 года назад +1

    other ending: because of the sun she eaten her vital organs died of deshydration and died of deshydration and there was a fucking sun in her house melting gensokyo even Cirno died for overheating

  • @terra2745
    @terra2745 5 лет назад +17

    What in gods name is this?

  • @captaindoesyoutube7925
    @captaindoesyoutube7925 4 года назад +3

    What’s the music before Sealed Away Youkai

  • @JAY_EIGHTYSIX
    @JAY_EIGHTYSIX 3 года назад +1

    Favorite touhou video

  • @perynice
    @perynice 2 года назад +1

    Legendary

  • @XenoflareBahamut
    @XenoflareBahamut 5 лет назад +3

    Accurate

  • @FumoAkyuu
    @FumoAkyuu Год назад

    I haven’t laughed so hard in such a long time!!!!!

  • @Ambreil
    @Ambreil 4 года назад +1

    fuckin RUclips recommendations

  • @doomkappa3407
    @doomkappa3407 2 года назад +1

    BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP

  • @MattGraver13
    @MattGraver13 3 года назад +3

    What ist the name of the music 3:36?

    • @gyrozeinkling
      @gyrozeinkling 3 года назад +1

      Solar Sect Of Mystic Wisdom - Nuclear Fusion

    • @MattGraver13
      @MattGraver13 3 года назад +1

      @@gyrozeinkling thanks

  • @RhythicManRhythm
    @RhythicManRhythm Год назад

    makes sense

  • @omened888
    @omened888 2 года назад +1

    Im so confused i just stumbled onto this late at night while scrolling im scared lol...im wondering if this is a shitpost or what..

  • @k3remet398
    @k3remet398 4 года назад +2

    Taco plz

  • @toortyb
    @toortyb 2 года назад +1

    its not even 3am wtf?

  • @hiiragii
    @hiiragii 5 лет назад +5

    make mor

  • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
    @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 Год назад

    Is this a side story to Don't cry Parsee chan

  • @VanillaDelight
    @VanillaDelight 3 года назад +5

    Ay Mistr00s

  • @walterwhite499
    @walterwhite499 2 года назад +1

    2:04

  • @adluzz3216
    @adluzz3216 3 года назад +1

    this side of touhou community is strange

  • @AnimeCoolXSpartan
    @AnimeCoolXSpartan 3 года назад

    wow

  • @alonectorch
    @alonectorch 3 года назад +3

    wtf

  • @lepoke2239
    @lepoke2239 5 лет назад +3

    los burritos son mejores que los tacos

  • @JoelTheParrot
    @JoelTheParrot 2 года назад

    uwah?

  • @104kewpiefiori
    @104kewpiefiori 3 года назад

    ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM ÑAM DELICIOSO

  • @touhouyamax2755
    @touhouyamax2755 5 лет назад +21

    I think you stole the idea from the Mysteryland Mysteries patch.

    • @DatJaneDoeArchive
      @DatJaneDoeArchive  5 лет назад +11

      Never read the Mysteryland patch for th11, does it take place in Walmart?

    • @touhouyamax2755
      @touhouyamax2755 5 лет назад +7

      @@DatJaneDoeArchive Yes. But it's called Underground Walmart.

    • @DatJaneDoeArchive
      @DatJaneDoeArchive  5 лет назад +28

      Welp, my idea was originally a joke about how Yamame and Parsees insistance that the playable character was looking for an "cursed power" in the th11 dialogue, so it felt like they were trying to sell something. If I knew sooner I could of made it Subterranian Metro to avoid being branded for plagerism, but Walmart felt like the most recognizable store.

    • @actuallykizato
      @actuallykizato 4 года назад

      I think it's now a definition of Marisa stole the precious things

    • @captaindoesyoutube7925
      @captaindoesyoutube7925 3 года назад +1

      You mean 4kids

  • @boukendabouken2052
    @boukendabouken2052 3 года назад

    nuclear shit