Andrew Schulz Defends His Girl's Honor | Andrew Schulz and Akaash Singh

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @nafeesahassan5469
    @nafeesahassan5469 4 года назад +535

    Andrew is a Karen

    • @aryamanverma644
      @aryamanverma644 4 года назад +8

      Nafeesa Hassan bruhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ivespoken8902
      @ivespoken8902 4 года назад +6

      no i think he is more like HEATHER

    • @starsareangels
      @starsareangels 4 года назад

      Fam who the tuck is this Karen???

    • @legacyof7
      @legacyof7 4 года назад +1

      Lol it's a joke where people say that females with the name Karen are usually middle aged white woman with that ridiculous hairstyle and they always want to 'Speak to the manager'

    • @MsUiuiuiu
      @MsUiuiuiu 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephhawchar-melhem3233
    @josephhawchar-melhem3233 4 года назад +282

    Andrew's life is more like Seinfeld then he even knows. NY mann

    • @ibbo1999
      @ibbo1999 4 года назад +2

      we hav never seen this level fasad over eye roll of a girl ,
      #AndrewSchulz you just got manipulated to give her girl friend a " joy of chaos "
      think like this ,
      some girl give eye roll to andrew and then he told his girl ,
      girl friend would say "move on , girls are bi*s "
      no way she gonna go confront even its a girl
      but he just so willingly emasculate another man,
      and of course it feels good when witchs put poison in mans ear

  • @cvandy2252
    @cvandy2252 4 года назад +244

    Hahaha this really is the whitest story i've ever heard in my 28 years on Earth as a white dude.

    • @timwilliam289
      @timwilliam289 4 года назад

      C Vandy you’re mad old

    • @jacobrubiojr3710
      @jacobrubiojr3710 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @cvandy2252
      @cvandy2252 4 года назад +6

      @@timwilliam289 You've got 2 first names Ricky Bobby

    • @mindaugasmazrimas4554
      @mindaugasmazrimas4554 4 года назад +2

      Hey, better have a “White” complaint than someone in Flint murdering a father of 3+ children for not allowing their wife/mother into the store for not having a facemask on

    • @mindaugasmazrimas4554
      @mindaugasmazrimas4554 4 года назад

      @Adam Alperstein Not a weird comment, it legit happened

  • @Isaac2.
    @Isaac2. 4 года назад +230

    I’m sorry but Andrew stories has convinced me his girl is the type you avoid 😂

  • @TAZS
    @TAZS 4 года назад +158

    OMG what an incredible story, women are the best, the situations they get men into are WILD 😂

  • @fredm.9031
    @fredm.9031 4 года назад +55

    Andrew is talking straight logic! Someone trying to go into a confrontation reasonably shouldn't put themselves in that situation. It's a mindset. Fighters go into a fight knowing they could die, that's why not everyone can be a fighter. Unless your prepared to go atomic, it's best not to go that route. Know yourself and keep it moving if that's not your nature. There's body snatchers out in these streets brah, and they could work at your local macha spot.

  • @hudzryfox
    @hudzryfox 4 года назад +24

    I'm with Andrew here man. Why make a big fuss over something that at best hurt your GF's "feelings". It's not like the matcha guy punched her in the face or something.

  • @SASMADBRUV7
    @SASMADBRUV7 4 года назад +78

    Mark is right. Defending your honor is so overrated. I mean do you really care that much.

    • @Veri7a
      @Veri7a 4 года назад +22

      There is a time and a place for sure. This situation checked neither of those boxes though.

    • @ahmadbrkam4350
      @ahmadbrkam4350 4 года назад +1

      @@Veri7a yep true but I mean she told him 1,2,3 if he says ok and just does nothing her look at him will change because to her it was significant even tho it isnt

    • @ivywoodxrecords
      @ivywoodxrecords 3 года назад +1

      Just don't go defending it for your ego's sake. Social reputation, go for it.

    • @theascendunt9960
      @theascendunt9960 2 года назад

      There are situations that require it. It has mostly to do with your ego. I for one can't let a mf disrespect and let it slide. It'll eat me up inside for years! So even if I do get beaten up, I'll always call em out.

    • @GDKF0238
      @GDKF0238 Год назад

      Please do not start an argument with the person making ur drinks. Finna get a face full of foam and some piss dribble in that cup

  • @tclass99
    @tclass99 4 года назад +63

    Am I the only one who wants the in depth story of why Alex got 28 days in a Swedish jail?

    • @nunnbetter9138
      @nunnbetter9138 4 года назад +24

      tclass99 jus go back to the earlier episodes but basically alex got into a fight with a bouncer in Sweden cause the bouncer was being racist and kicked him out a bar I believe.

  • @DanielLopez-bg4gx
    @DanielLopez-bg4gx 3 года назад +16

    I just want my girl to laugh at my jokes the way Akaash cracks up at 4:00

  • @CZRXCZR
    @CZRXCZR 4 года назад +21

    Andrew “Matcha Man” Schulz

  • @jrbionic404
    @jrbionic404 4 года назад +15

    "I don't understand reasonable conversation" 🤣

  • @earl-larsen
    @earl-larsen 4 года назад +70

    these type of women get you killed. she probably exaggerated the whole story lol

    • @lukelakatos6216
      @lukelakatos6216 4 года назад +18

      he literally just rolled his eyes like that's really what got you mad?? lmaoo

  • @tantricexists
    @tantricexists 4 года назад +18

    Addicted to youfools.
    So much Love for y’all. Thank you guys.

  • @drewkm32
    @drewkm32 4 года назад +25

    Andrew was about to go in and the mic stand did him like that 🤣🤣

  • @nathiya04
    @nathiya04 4 года назад +16

    We need to see Andrew on the stand!

  • @timafranco1
    @timafranco1 4 года назад +14

    This would have made one hell of a routine! Great story! And he's so good at telling it!

  • @srigoutham7176
    @srigoutham7176 4 года назад +8

    Does anyone else feel like andrew is very similar to bill burr ??
    I see soo many parallels. I want to know if anyone feel like this !

  • @moe_flow5794
    @moe_flow5794 4 года назад +52

    So someone rolls his eyes at a girl and she wants him knock him. girls logic

    • @raynarounds8957
      @raynarounds8957 4 года назад +8

      How was the confrontation his girls fault? I saw that situation was all Andrew's ego. He didn't want anyone disrespecting his partner.

    • @moe_flow5794
      @moe_flow5794 4 года назад +25

      @@raynarounds8957 she told him to go do something about it. That's what's wrong with you girls; you only listen to the parts that you agree with and disregard the rest

    • @nevereverstopsinging
      @nevereverstopsinging 4 года назад +1

      Moe_ Flow go shit your pants wiw bayybyyy

    • @littleregrets8810
      @littleregrets8810 2 года назад

      @@raynarounds8957 you are the type of girls that defo think you're goddesses where everything should go with your will and use innocent bf as door mat

  • @gregorycastillo4799
    @gregorycastillo4799 4 года назад +6

    Time to unleash Greg Schulz on that Macho Man

    • @Erickwashere
      @Erickwashere 4 года назад

      Gregory Castillo chillllllll

  • @Damuskinous
    @Damuskinous 4 года назад +5

    Look macho for your shorty!
    Andrew: I'm taking this mic down then lol!!!

  • @BL1NDK1NG
    @BL1NDK1NG 4 года назад +4

    Yo this shit is a full on episode of curb your enthusiasm 😂

  • @michaelfunsho3499
    @michaelfunsho3499 4 года назад +1

    "Be Meek Bitch" LMAOOO😂😂

  • @yeabsiradessalegne7168
    @yeabsiradessalegne7168 3 года назад +2

    "there's going to be another fight, its only the law of inertia"... WTF andrew 😅🤣🤣😂

  • @alexanderanderson6791
    @alexanderanderson6791 4 года назад +4

    Akash’s hoodie is fire. Anyone know where he got it or what brand?

  • @voxhumana2able
    @voxhumana2able 4 года назад +2

    Goddamnit this podcast is so fucking funny. And like consistently funny!
    Thank god for this show.

  • @hipnhappenin
    @hipnhappenin 3 года назад +5

    I imagine the guy was some little Asian guy and Andrew's girlfriend had to tell Andrew that.

  • @barccachris27
    @barccachris27 9 месяцев назад

    The Flagarant i enjoyed🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @KingDiola123
    @KingDiola123 4 года назад +1

    TIP is "To Insure Prompt". It was actually started at bars given to bartenders to be served first.

  • @mrsmith8209
    @mrsmith8209 4 года назад +20

    Andrew wearing his girls jeans again ?

  • @jeremyblackheart
    @jeremyblackheart 4 года назад +2

    Hey I have an audio question. How are you moving the mic around so much without any line noise? Do you set up an expander or gate in the software or is it all post?

    • @user-yf2lk5gi7q
      @user-yf2lk5gi7q 4 года назад +2

      My guess is those mics are dynamic mics and not condensers, so less prone to noise, set up for shock absorption, then using lots of compression and gating in real time and then in post. Probably using some izotope software for post, and I would imagine if there is a condenser setup anywhere, it's a room mic, but I doubt it.

  • @kiklocus4660
    @kiklocus4660 3 года назад

    I like how happy Andrew is

  • @gabrielmartinez-ls5cp
    @gabrielmartinez-ls5cp 3 года назад

    This is Forever my favorite flagrant 2 moment of all time

  • @lazlothegoat9663
    @lazlothegoat9663 4 года назад +13

    Thats how my grandpa died. Went to "defend" a girls honor over something small and got shot in the back😬 unless he touches her or cusses her out its not worth it💪

  • @drumboarder1
    @drumboarder1 4 года назад +5

    So much better than the stuff with that charlamane dude

  • @busridediary
    @busridediary 2 года назад

    Matcha Man Randy Savage was my gamer tag once lol

  • @gutyguzman
    @gutyguzman 4 года назад +3

    Yo! Where do I get these “ Macha for my Shorty!” Shirts

  • @aishwaryasudan1290
    @aishwaryasudan1290 3 года назад +4

    His girlfriend is way cooler than he portrays her to be. No woman would be cool with this podcast unless she was super chill. Side note this is hilarious.

  • @AnthonyPham
    @AnthonyPham 4 года назад

    Matcha Man Randy Savage. Omfg hahaha

  • @jester886
    @jester886 4 года назад

    I wanna see the video, isn’t there any way to see it since it’s in the court ??? Hahaha idk it’s a different country

  • @stixshows
    @stixshows 4 года назад +1

    Anybody know where to find that hoodie Akaash got on?

  • @hibberish7498
    @hibberish7498 4 года назад +1

    What a matcha story 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @illu3pt
    @illu3pt 4 года назад +1

    Akaash rofled.

  • @isabellastambolis6484
    @isabellastambolis6484 4 года назад +3

    She needs to learn how to take care of her own eye rolls.

  • @Erickwashere
    @Erickwashere 4 года назад +7

    Schulzy is the real King of NY 🤣

  • @MindonFireMagazine
    @MindonFireMagazine 4 года назад +4

    Law of inertia?? Lol 😂

  • @eduardogarcia1153
    @eduardogarcia1153 4 года назад

    Inertia 😂😂 it was Murphy's law ik this cause i just rewatched interstellar

  • @RudyOMP
    @RudyOMP 4 года назад +2

    Mocha😂😂😂

  • @nunyabusiness6529
    @nunyabusiness6529 2 года назад +1

    Now watching this clip after the Will Smith slap incident. Interesting...

  • @littleregrets8810
    @littleregrets8810 2 года назад +4

    Andrew is definitely a Karen lol😂. He roasts couples at his shows (ik its comedy show) but when a guy working just rolls his eyes on his girlfriend Andrew goes aggressive mode

    • @cooledry
      @cooledry 2 года назад +1

      He literally did nothing, aggressive where? They were even messing with him because of it.

    • @Sid00077
      @Sid00077 2 года назад

      I must of missed the part where he was aggressive🤷

  • @NetSunJin
    @NetSunJin 4 года назад

    Thai, vanilla peanut butter cups sound bomb 😋

  • @Life-dh6xg
    @Life-dh6xg 4 года назад +2

    @andrewschulz yo you hilarious af 😂😂😂😂

  • @lukecockburn1140
    @lukecockburn1140 2 года назад

    Only clicked because the image in the thumbnail

  • @editname9232
    @editname9232 3 года назад

    Wasnt ur record 6-4?? Hows it 8-3 now

  • @spencerjackson3754
    @spencerjackson3754 3 года назад

    Bruh some old man ran me off the road in my neighborhood while was on a bike he was in a car my my Dad was on a bike up ahead of me he turned into the lane the old man was driving in to forcing him to stop and he chewed him out so badly before that I thought I had seen him mad at me when I was in trouble and stuff but no I had never seen him that mad before.

  • @jackripper4433
    @jackripper4433 3 года назад +1

    No they dont have no white guilt.. thats only in america ya got that shit

  • @jovannafigueroa
    @jovannafigueroa 4 года назад +3

    Lmao this is cute

  • @SairajRKamath
    @SairajRKamath 3 года назад

    It's MACHO Man Randy Savage, Schulzy. Not Matcha Man

  • @johnrambo7072
    @johnrambo7072 4 года назад

    i like akash singh but goddam he has such shifty eyes

  • @increiblepelotudo
    @increiblepelotudo 4 года назад +2

    Sometimes those peanut butter cups change the perspective. My goodness! Damn rah-rah bishes, always getting dudes in trouble.

  • @OhGeeGanksta
    @OhGeeGanksta 4 года назад +5

    These guys must have had a real soft ass life if they think you need to defend your honor against a rude matcha guy.

  • @MovieGirl741
    @MovieGirl741 4 года назад +1

    THE INDIAN GUY EXAGGERATES HIS LAUGHS WAY TOOO MUCH BRO!!!

  • @wbbooth
    @wbbooth 4 года назад

    WOO!

  • @Midwestgothicc
    @Midwestgothicc 4 года назад

    Andrewww this is too white 💀

  • @raynarounds8957
    @raynarounds8957 4 года назад +7

    Who are "these " women. In all my long days, I have never MADE a MAN do anything. Send me one of these Enteancetress. Please

    • @Thaulin
      @Thaulin 4 года назад +2

      You prob not pretty enough

    • @raynarounds8957
      @raynarounds8957 4 года назад +6

      @@Thaulin ohh baby. No. I just respect my man as a Man

    • @Thaulin
      @Thaulin 4 года назад

      Rayna Rounds if that’s true then hats off, one of the few real ones left

    • @raynarounds8957
      @raynarounds8957 4 года назад

      @@Thaulin all I an simply saying is we are not meant to control each other. I do for anyone cause I want too. But you wouldn't know about that cause you are probably white and entitled. I grew up around white girls like you. Selfish to the Bone. And judging others. Pray to your God for wisdom.

  • @WeaponsGG
    @WeaponsGG 4 года назад +4

    Andrew "SIMP" Shulz

  • @sweethoneymustard7661
    @sweethoneymustard7661 4 года назад +5

    TIPS.
    TO. INSURE. PROMPT. SERVICE.
    From old west times at saloons , people would tip bartenders to get their drinks before others.
    It's an insurance that you will be served quickly.
    People forget that , but I don't , your friendly server !

    • @jewfrogabe19
      @jewfrogabe19 4 года назад +1

      Ight I'ma skip that morning rush line and tip a $20 see what happens. It's the wild west bitch!

    • @sloanbryan9651
      @sloanbryan9651 4 года назад +1

      @@jewfrogabe19 offer that 20 to the guy at the front of the line, you may find an interesting result lmao

    • @Un1234l
      @Un1234l 4 года назад +1

      How about doing your job well and getting paid a fair wage for it? And if you don't you get fired or get reduced hourn? Like every other job?
      Do you tip your doctor or nurse for doing their job?

    • @SteveSmith-ty8ko
      @SteveSmith-ty8ko 2 года назад

      @@Un1234l No you overpay for the job that they did that’s how you tip them

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 4 года назад

    😩🤣😆

  • @iMoha46
    @iMoha46 4 года назад

    White af with the stories god damn

  • @locophat
    @locophat 4 года назад

    I see a sub button.. I dont see a block button??? wtf????

  • @SA1992
    @SA1992 Год назад

    These guys laugh at nothing...

  • @Chaingretzkyworld
    @Chaingretzkyworld 4 года назад

    1st..bitches 😂✌

  • @kingsizetom4
    @kingsizetom4 4 года назад

    DO NOT SHOUT SO MUCH