He's a realistic character. Normally in fiction, a character can't just have one negative trait, they have to have a complete set, or if they do have a negative trait, the story will build a up ton of justification for it so they can still be a "good character", whereas in real life people tend to be a mixed bag.
@@kuolettavaVids In real life everyone thinks theyre the hero of their own lifes tale. Even histories worst villains probably didn't think of themselves as villains and had family or friends who probably didn't see them as evil incarnate like the rest of society does. People are too complex to be boiled down to concepts like good and evil. That said this is comedy skit about a funny naked man with a mask living in a volcano with 2 gamer lizards, one of which is dressed like a french maid so maybe not the best place to discuss philosophy and human nature.
@MomPickMeUpImScared behold the duality of man: 1. Deep philosophical internet discussions about villains in media and how they're oftentimes depicted as oversimplified caricatures of evil that dont exist in real life. 2. He he hoo hoo ai voice make funny loincloth mask man says silly things.
I feel like if most media had more time (in the case of film), resources/reason to believe people would give a shit and even see the lore, or wasn't propaganda; you would see more realistic depictions. TLDR: LEMME JOIN ENCLAAAAAVE! REEEEEEEE!
Except we can't. Company policy says we can't break the seal for any reason because then some asshole will claim we stole from the bag and say the fries were missing or something when they weren't.
Oh yeah, I agree whole heartedly, I understand fast food working conditions suck and human error is always going to be a frequent occurence, that's excusable. But to act like "I the customer am inconveniencing YOU the person who's service I am currently paying for?" Just because I didn't bite the bullet and walk away with YOUR mistake that I paid for? Yeah no GET BENT.
This alternate timeline of Morrowind is the best so far, seeing Nerevar and the maid playing like true gamers yet paying attention to Dagoth show how much they like his God friend ^w^
I like how he pronounces it 'D-ur Dash'. Maybe he should purchase the company and create Dagoth Ur (the delivery service) to go with the god, the mountain and the building.
I love how dagoth has basically gaslit himself into having a pet argonian he calls the narivarene while he goes insane inside his mountain, and talks to the pet like it's the reincarnation of his friend that already reincarnated and stabbed him in the back for the false gods.
You DON'T have to tip people. That was something started by movies from over 60 years ago and it's been around ever since and as a result their employers feel they don't have to pay them as much as they should. It's one of the reasons I don't order on delivery and go get it myself. It's also cheaper on gas that way, and my GPS knows where the heck I'm going.
A tip is something you should only give for exemplary service. It is a gratuity which as the name implies, is a gift given in gratitude. Why should anyone be given a gift simply for doing their job?
@MomPickMeUpImScared-st4wi Funny I've heard from literally hundreds of Europeans who say they don't tip at all or maybe like the change of a $20 bill on a $19 order. In some countries and any decent take out place they explicitly ban tips. I remember trying to tip a place once and they wouldn't let me and it was the classiest move ever. In fact European cheapness extends to in Denmark if you go to someone's house and drink a cup of coffee they're going to send you a 50 cent bill through some cash app they use. But yeah bro peasants and serfs bro.
This ensemble needs a nationalistic Telvanni wizard that Dagoth Ur would be first ecstatic about, but then get extremely annoyed at for critiquing the Red Mountain's design choices. "As expected from the Sixth House, the rightfully unmourned. You live in a literal cave, with lesser races in your living space. Where is the grandeur of the mushroom towers? Where is the mood lighting? Where is the daughter-clone-wife harem?"
fun fact some work places factor in the amount of tips workers get on average, and remove it from their pay, so they can legally pay workers under minimum wage because they should make the rest of it up in tips. they can legally pay these people 2.13 per hour
I remember my time as a server. They're supposed to make up for it if you get below minimum wage in tips, but the problem was, my job wouldn't let me clock out unless I declared on the PC that I made at least minimum wage. I'd need a manager to clock me out, and most of the time they wouldn't. Haven't worked that job in 6 years now and I'll be damned if I ever go back. Restaurants are the same as retail, except the shit awful people you're waiting on decide if you get paid or not.
@@BillytheCorgi my fav part of serving is when the catholic dad and soccer mom dont tip me shit because i didnt shine their shoes and suck their dick as a complementary service
@@BillytheCorgi unless ur a pretty girl and make bank cause of simpism or something idk, i had a gf who whenever she needed money for something shed just work at a restaurant
@@TheColonelCookiez Yeah he won't tell you that. He'll tell you about that one time he made no tips but not the $200 days that he also just reports as minimum wage. Don't ever let any of these people shame you. They mess with your food even when you're nice.
Keep your bizarre, self-destructive fixations to yourself please. That way we decent folk never have to see them before you destroy yourself and take them with you.
I'm always up for a good laugh; this Dagoth Ur, the God, seems to have an interesting relationship with the former hero of the Dunmer, Indoril Nerevar, turned basement dwelling Argonian.
if we Order takeout we pay befor hand and give the tip directly to the driver because Gruphub or however it is called were you life actually takes the tip and run
I am a ten year veteran Skyrim Noob and I have no idea what Morrowind is about and I love the progression between this bigoted dark elf and these lizards!😂😂😂
If it was a mistake and it would be like monopoly and 50% of the time you'd be missing a burger and 50% of times you'd get an extra burger. They always steal my food. Don't even pull out until you check every item the people behind you will hopefully understand. I'm going to have to make nuggets and give one to a cat now. There's this one feral cat it thinks it can do anything it wants but I can't pet it. I'm getting cucked by a cat so I live out my angst through Dagoth here.
Did you know there are a few ways tips originate? One is from knights needing safe passage across roads/bridges. Another is rich nobles flexing how much money they have, and giving extra gold to their servicer. The most recent example is actually kinda recent in the grand scheme of history: When women were the most prominent work force for serving in restaurants and diners, the owners didn't have to pay them as much. So the visitors would give the workers tips. Then when African Americans could work in restaurants and diners, they were also underpaid, because the owners didn't have to pay them much either. So this continued the "tradition".
doesn't it go back to prohibition era which drinks being a huge part of a restaurants income so subtracting that they decided to rely on customer tips for waiters pay so they could draw a profit?
@@combativeThinker It was even worse then that. All the labor women used to do at home was tax free so could save the household $ and build up wealth over time. When women had to go to work they didn't have time to watch the kids or do the laundry or make food so they out sourced those jobs that the government can now tax so double work for less then half pay. Feminism truly is the most brilliant idea to destroy a functioning society. Thanks for helping us out too bad about all the feminists hehehe.
Dagoth has a point. When one person gets snippy you're inviting that energy. But knowing Dagoth his version of polite or nice still comes across as entitled... I mean he's a fallen God but still
some shit hole resturaunts wont let the driver double check and put a seal on it saying they know its right so i never blame the driver cause the store is where it fucks up the most, learned this from a friend who did uber eats he'd get chewed out by people all the time and it was never his fault.
When will Morrowind catch up to the rest of Tamriel and pay their indentured workers a decent wage, labour revolts in Cyrodiil are nonexistent nowadays.
I love how Dagoth fluctuates between being reasonable and being an absolute asshole) Kajiit's introduction was also funny af!
He's a realistic character. Normally in fiction, a character can't just have one negative trait, they have to have a complete set, or if they do have a negative trait, the story will build a up ton of justification for it so they can still be a "good character", whereas in real life people tend to be a mixed bag.
@@kuolettavaVids In real life everyone thinks theyre the hero of their own lifes tale. Even histories worst villains probably didn't think of themselves as villains and had family or friends who probably didn't see them as evil incarnate like the rest of society does. People are too complex to be boiled down to concepts like good and evil.
That said this is comedy skit about a funny naked man with a mask living in a volcano with 2 gamer lizards, one of which is dressed like a french maid so maybe not the best place to discuss philosophy and human nature.
@MomPickMeUpImScared behold the duality of man:
1. Deep philosophical internet discussions about villains in media and how they're oftentimes depicted as oversimplified caricatures of evil that dont exist in real life.
2. He he hoo hoo ai voice make funny loincloth mask man says silly things.
Where is Daddy Dagoth an a**h***
I feel like if most media had more time (in the case of film), resources/reason to believe people would give a shit and even see the lore, or wasn't propaganda; you would see more realistic depictions. TLDR: LEMME JOIN ENCLAAAAAVE! REEEEEEEE!
I love how Narivar is wearing a "Skyrim belongs to the Nords" hat
Sixth house steakhouse sounds good.
Dagoth Ur 100% has a point at 0:32
Dagoth Ur always has a point. After all: he is a god.
Except we can't. Company policy says we can't break the seal for any reason because then some asshole will claim we stole from the bag and say the fries were missing or something when they weren't.
Oh yeah, I agree whole heartedly, I understand fast food working conditions suck and human error is always going to be a frequent occurence, that's excusable. But to act like "I the customer am inconveniencing YOU the person who's service I am currently paying for?" Just because I didn't bite the bullet and walk away with YOUR mistake that I paid for? Yeah no GET BENT.
These vids have a better story than most current films.
100% agreed.
I'd watch a sitcom like this in a world of mighty gods who do everyday things.
The delivery worker probably couldn't see Red Mountain (from their distance of a couple of metres) because they weren't using OpenMW or MGE...
Ouch... that one hurt a little.
The argonian is wearing a Skyrim belongs to the nords hat.
Skyrim belongs to the Nords and Black Marsh belongs to the Argonians
@@georgelincolnrockwell6248 And Hammerfall belongs to the Redguards.
I mean he has a point why have the nords belong anywhere else? The last time they went to conquer they were uno reversed by a false god's milkfinger.
And Oblivion years later almost belong to the argonians too XD
@@DarkOmegaMK2 Indeed!
This alternate timeline of Morrowind is the best so far, seeing Nerevar and the maid playing like true gamers yet paying attention to Dagoth show how much they like his God friend ^w^
*Canon timeline
Nwe: I may be a slave, but I'm a pamperd slave *hits double quadfeed *
Nerevar and the wife having a good ol' World of Warcraft night together. Wholesome.
Nerevar is busy playing his games, so him suddenly showing up behind Dagoth Ur (the god) when he shut the door was hilarious xD
"Why does he need my directions if he's already here?" had me rofl!
Give J'Taro his damn chicken nuggahs.
I like how he pronounces it 'D-ur Dash'. Maybe he should purchase the company and create Dagoth Ur (the delivery service) to go with the god, the mountain and the building.
Just call it "Ur Dash" lmao. Their slogan?
"Coming outta red mountain so fast you'd think it exploded again!"
Their drivers? Ur Dashers.
I'm certain you have received plenty of tips on the way here.
i'm dying
God i could listen to Dagoth rant all day
"I'm sure you got plenty of tips on the way here"
Does Ji'Tarro smell Chicken Nuggo?
2:40 Is that a subtle way of thanking your patreon supporters? the subtlety is very appreciated.
I love how dagoth has basically gaslit himself into having a pet argonian he calls the narivarene while he goes insane inside his mountain, and talks to the pet like it's the reincarnation of his friend that already reincarnated and stabbed him in the back for the false gods.
Brother Dagoth, you should have gone to Balmora Burger. You know, the one down by the riverside. They do a fine Kwama steak slice.
The way you're showing off your first 3 patreon supporters shows you really care:) happy for you and thankful for them
*Takes notes for wood elf insults* My dwarf in our DND group needs to spice up his game.
Deliver the food to Dagoth Ur (the mountain) to Dagoth Ur (the god).
I love how Nue is playing WoW and Nerevar seems to be playing.............. hmh.. Oblivion? Morrowind? I can't quiet tell...
You DON'T have to tip people. That was something started by movies from over 60 years ago and it's been around ever since and as a result their employers feel they don't have to pay them as much as they should. It's one of the reasons I don't order on delivery and go get it myself. It's also cheaper on gas that way, and my GPS knows where the heck I'm going.
A tip is something you should only give for exemplary service. It is a gratuity which as the name implies, is a gift given in gratitude. Why should anyone be given a gift simply for doing their job?
@MomPickMeUpImScared-st4wi Funny I've heard from literally hundreds of Europeans who say they don't tip at all or maybe like the change of a $20 bill on a $19 order. In some countries and any decent take out place they explicitly ban tips. I remember trying to tip a place once and they wouldn't let me and it was the classiest move ever. In fact European cheapness extends to in Denmark if you go to someone's house and drink a cup of coffee they're going to send you a 50 cent bill through some cash app they use. But yeah bro peasants and serfs bro.
Why I imagine that is all a product of Dagoth imagination before nerevar goes to the volcano...
That's a really fun away to announce what I assume to be your Patreons names, cool idea dude.
My day just got a little brighter.
This ensemble needs a nationalistic Telvanni wizard that Dagoth Ur would be first ecstatic about, but then get extremely annoyed at for critiquing the Red Mountain's design choices.
"As expected from the Sixth House, the rightfully unmourned. You live in a literal cave, with lesser races in your living space. Where is the grandeur of the mushroom towers? Where is the mood lighting? Where is the daughter-clone-wife harem?"
I recognize that delivery guy's voice.
It's Gear from Static Shock! ...and probably some other things too I guess.
I think he is Erik the Slayer, among others.
The maid is playing wow , what class
nuwei playing wow? and nerevar euhhh looks like skyrim or a elder scrolls game, XD i love the little background things
I love these immensely. Always looking forward to a new one releasing
Jeentaro needs more screen time, I am a fan boy confirmed.. poor jeentaro
How Dagoth stomped the slave 😭
*Farm Tool, slaves imply their are sentient
@@philipearakaki Alright Dunmer
"durr-dash"
The sandwich you didn't fuckin ask for... exactly! the mer speaks from experience!
Literally made a new Morrowind save with an Argonian because of this shit lmao.
My favorite little sitcom this side of vvardenfell
you are the best dagoth ur ( the GOD ) channel ever, i hope you dont get bored of making these, they make me laugh so hard
fun fact some work places factor in the amount of tips workers get on average, and remove it from their pay, so they can legally pay workers under minimum wage because they should make the rest of it up in tips. they can legally pay these people 2.13 per hour
I remember my time as a server. They're supposed to make up for it if you get below minimum wage in tips, but the problem was, my job wouldn't let me clock out unless I declared on the PC that I made at least minimum wage. I'd need a manager to clock me out, and most of the time they wouldn't.
Haven't worked that job in 6 years now and I'll be damned if I ever go back. Restaurants are the same as retail, except the shit awful people you're waiting on decide if you get paid or not.
@MomPickMeUpImScared i know. america moment lmaooooo
@@BillytheCorgi my fav part of serving is when the catholic dad and soccer mom dont tip me shit because i didnt shine their shoes and suck their dick as a complementary service
@@BillytheCorgi unless ur a pretty girl and make bank cause of simpism or something idk, i had a gf who whenever she needed money for something shed just work at a restaurant
@@TheColonelCookiez Yeah he won't tell you that. He'll tell you about that one time he made no tips but not the $200 days that he also just reports as minimum wage. Don't ever let any of these people shame you. They mess with your food even when you're nice.
So Dagoth Ur is implying that Wood Elves are into beastiality?
No wait nvm. I should stop throwing stones in my glass house.
what do you mean by that bro..
@@45proteinconsumer I think what he means is, based on his pfp, he may be some flavor of furry and furries are often accused of being into zoophilia.
@@pathfindersavant3988 gross
Keep your bizarre, self-destructive fixations to yourself please. That way we decent folk never have to see them before you destroy yourself and take them with you.
@@45proteinconsumer It's okay they can say nnnaaaayyyyyy which is consenting or not.
J'tarro smells chikken nuggo
I completely forgot they never really got edibles to begin with.
man that poor Wood Elf...and that poor Khajiit
Well, im not the employer so im not gonna pay wages.
Would you kindly put all of these into a playlist?
Babe wake up, a new Dagoth Slur video just dropped
I'm always up for a good laugh; this Dagoth Ur, the God, seems to have an interesting relationship with the former hero of the Dunmer, Indoril Nerevar, turned basement dwelling Argonian.
chicken nugs! pay him in chicken nugs
i love this show
This is my favorite dagoth ur channel
Jizzaro should get at least some nuggo.
always great videos keep em coming
if we Order takeout we pay befor hand and give the tip directly to the driver because Gruphub or however it is called were you life actually takes the tip and run
All Ji'Tarro wants is a chicken nugget :(
Poor J'zarro xD
Chicki nuggo!
Another banger bous!!
I am a ten year veteran Skyrim Noob and I have no idea what Morrowind is about and I love the progression between this bigoted dark elf and these lizards!😂😂😂
what ashlander plays wow with the mini map and log on the left side?!?!
If it was a mistake and it would be like monopoly and 50% of the time you'd be missing a burger and 50% of times you'd get an extra burger. They always steal my food. Don't even pull out until you check every item the people behind you will hopefully understand. I'm going to have to make nuggets and give one to a cat now. There's this one feral cat it thinks it can do anything it wants but I can't pet it. I'm getting cucked by a cat so I live out my angst through Dagoth here.
1playin wow is making laugh
Keep these up just joined on patreon :)
Chiken nuggo
I love this universe!!!
I'm not buying the cat as a slave; a dog would make more sense. LOL
I love these
Dagoth Ur shouldn't be surprised that his food is bad if he never tips.
Did you know there are a few ways tips originate? One is from knights needing safe passage across roads/bridges. Another is rich nobles flexing how much money they have, and giving extra gold to their servicer. The most recent example is actually kinda recent in the grand scheme of history: When women were the most prominent work force for serving in restaurants and diners, the owners didn't have to pay them as much. So the visitors would give the workers tips. Then when African Americans could work in restaurants and diners, they were also underpaid, because the owners didn't have to pay them much either. So this continued the "tradition".
doesn't it go back to prohibition era which drinks being a huge part of a restaurants income so subtracting that they decided to rely on customer tips for waiters pay so they could draw a profit?
@MomPickMeUpImScared Yeah, white men can never be oppressed, according to some.
Almost like doubling the workforce and halving the pay overnight with the passage of a single amendment was a bad idea.
@@combativeThinker It was even worse then that. All the labor women used to do at home was tax free so could save the household $ and build up wealth over time. When women had to go to work they didn't have time to watch the kids or do the laundry or make food so they out sourced those jobs that the government can now tax so double work for less then half pay. Feminism truly is the most brilliant idea to destroy a functioning society. Thanks for helping us out too bad about all the feminists hehehe.
Jason Marsden AI. Oh dear.
Still a Better story than twilight
Dagoth has a point. When one person gets snippy you're inviting that energy. But knowing Dagoth his version of polite or nice still comes across as entitled... I mean he's a fallen God but still
chiken nugo
Masterfully done I hate uber
never disappoints
some shit hole resturaunts wont let the driver double check and put a seal on it saying they know its right so i never blame the driver cause the store is where it fucks up the most, learned this from a friend who did uber eats he'd get chewed out by people all the time and it was never his fault.
When will Morrowind catch up to the rest of Tamriel and pay their indentured workers a decent wage, labour revolts in Cyrodiil are nonexistent nowadays.
#FreeJitaro
Is this from Skyrim?
I wanna eat at dur dash
I agree Dagoth Ur, tipping is cringe.
so nerevar is playing morrowind and n'way is playing ffxiv?
"Idk why you have to tip restaurant workers.."
Ask Steve Buscemi.
👍
😂😂😂
Nice
Dagoth is right.
Jitaro!