I know, right? Also, "popularity on both sides of the aisle." Even lifelong democrat voters shut their mouths now when you start talking about Biden's unmatched failure.
I googled demi-glace. It opened a rabbit hole of French terminology for things I already know, and I had to flee. The pretentiousness of all that Romance language clashed with my own affectations, and a circuit breaker somewhere in my self awareness started warming up a little too much.
Anyone who speaks at a college commencement receives an honorary doctorate. Walter Cronkite received an honoary doctorate at my commencement. The Doctor of Humane Letters is a popular honorary degree. Although, if a speaker has a J.D. or LL.B., he could be given a LL.D. The Doctor of Law is an honorary degree.
I 100% believe the bit about the landlord keeping the deposit and charging for the cleanup is true.
Slick landlord, the payments kept coming in.
The laughs in the background make this bit so much better. Please keep doing it for all future Weakly News Updates.
weak says it
They need that in every news program :)
Just like Bill Maher...😂
Thank God they chose Martha over Dylan! At least I won’t need eye bleach.
How is Harvard still a real university?
Edit: I missed that his doctorate is from Howard not Harvard.
They hang tenaciously to their respect for both sies of the aisle.
This gets them lots of donations from both the left and uberleft wings.
Biden spoke at Howard University.
@@abbbbbbb4482 Thank you for correcting me.
"They're long at that age" too cruel.
Burn...🔥
I'm 60. He's not wrong.
The world is completely f’ed up
This one is much better than usual. Keep it up.
Dr. Biden, doctor in sleeping
Guess Joe and his wife will now open their own private practice, you know, because they're both doctors.
Drs What and Whaaaatttt???
Then he represents all the doctors at least I got in contact with
At least SI included an actual woman in the swimsuit issue. I’m a Martha fan. I guess I have thing for female ex-cons.
there is an alternate cover with a tranny - interestingly they chose a pic with him in a pool so we can only see the top surgery
Maybe, but octagenarians?
@@joshuakarr-BibleMan Photoshop does wonders.
Usually don't care for Yenser's corny humor, but he had some zingers here. Keep it up!
I agree.
It was better than I have come to expect.
Maybe the writers are still on strike, and they had to use comedians to write the jokes this time?
Great job 👏 Love your work!
I HOPE to look as good as Martha at 81!!!
Her & Suzanne Summers are “Rocking” their age!!
What the crap?! I had to look it up… she actually did!! 😳
I would have asked why Martha was wearing part of a circus tent? Perhaps hiding some school bus driver arms? Flappy flap.
She looks pretty good for 80. When I'm 80 i will probably look 110.
No because whatever she old Grammy did it was really circus. 😂
It's FLIPPITY FLOP!!!
I think...
Martha swooning and catering to a criminal is revolting
Catering is her profession and she is a convicted felon. What are you talking about? What is revolting?
@@TagiukGold snoop poop. The felon thing is irrelevant
@@millsrickman7703, because he smokes something you can grow in your garden?
@@filster1934 no. Because a criminal that makes shit 'art'
“Intellect” 😂
I know, right?
Also, "popularity on both sides of the aisle."
Even lifelong democrat voters shut their mouths now when you start talking about Biden's unmatched failure.
You actually got a chuckle outta me for the first time in two years. 👍
Tell Margaret I sad
“Hello”. In Tulsa.
Ai also refuses to read any plot scripts to any of the cirque de Soleil shows
I am going to go ahead and pursue a career as a women's swimsuit model.
Read the new Fast and The Furious script 😂 NO
Shuffleboard, such memories. My siblings and I would play it while wintering at the beach resort, so we could get away from "you people".
Ta-ta.
Country is going to 💩🤡!
Adams timing is getting much better. It used to be almost painful to watch. Maybe the audience is helping.
Yes... Timing is often all about... (Shatner Pause) timing.
Getting better
As far as Martha Stewart..reminds me of a movie title..'A Raisin In The Sun'.
Heard through the grapevine Martha and old Snoop Dog had a thing going on.
What a good thing the AI did by ditching the Fast X script in no time. XD
Very funny episode, LOL!
That was good
When will SI feature Fancy Baloney in their swimsuit issue? With or without an empty bottle of vodka.
The only laugh was for your last joke.
Martha still has very lovely fun bags
😂😂😂
Now, we can say Martha Stewart is hot.
Truly love Martha's way of life
Nah, the rest of us have dealt with what they're calling AI, which should be called AS, Artificial Stupidity.
They tell you rigjt in the name, it's not really smart. It is _artificially_ intelligent, like MacDonalds serves artificial food.
👍👍👏
I swear before the Lord above I'd motor boat Martha Stewart quick
When satire becomes truthful news. Stewart is especially horrible.
Don't explain a joke, ie "they're long" ruins it. And "39% have never read a science fiction book." would have sufficed.
all that and a perfect demi glace
I googled demi-glace.
It opened a rabbit hole of French terminology for things I already know, and I had to flee.
The pretentiousness of all that Romance language clashed with my own affectations, and a circuit breaker somewhere in my self awareness started warming up a little too much.
I am 81 and don't look anything like Martha Stewart. I don't have a tailor.
Sometimes, Adam, you're.... funny 🙄
Good. But, the laughs are way too canned. Keep hearing the slow machine gun laugh guy. Mix it up. I love BB and here to help.
De ja voooooooo
So you can put makeup on a pig.
Hey Martha Stewart good looking and she can cook
Anyone who speaks at a college commencement receives an honorary doctorate. Walter Cronkite received an honoary doctorate at my commencement.
The Doctor of Humane Letters is a popular honorary degree. Although, if a speaker has a J.D. or LL.B., he could be given a LL.D. The Doctor of Law is an honorary degree.
This was awful. Is this a parody of something or is it a real bit?
Quit already.
Satire in the comments on a satire video? You don’t say…haha
meh, you guys can do better!!
🐝