[SFM] Cut Half-Life 2 Intro
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
- Dataminers recently discovered this strange cut intro from Half-Life 2.
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Attention! This is now an actual mod you can download and replace the HL2 intro with (Credit to NvC_DmN_C)
Download it here: www.moddb.com/groups/nvc/addons/go-fk-yourself-gman-intro
Nice
It's so fucking beautiful that I've restarted the game like 5 times in a row just now
I just got that video about the mod and came back here, holy moly.
epic
Fuckin Poggers
Speedrunner skip cutscene
Янур фанат Халвы?Ахуй
He just used the special patch 1.0.2 to use this hidden one.
@@dnopasta the whole gang is here
Ohhh hahaha that’s why
Янур?
This is why Gordon doesn't talk - Gman constantly abuses him
Yep
lol I think it was the other way around. Gordan probably made G'man's wait for the next bidder a personal hell. G'man was eager to get rid of Gordan, hence why he dumps him later on. In his mind it was NEVER AGAIN.
Gordon should get that hug for compensation.
Dark
Physically, mentally and se...
The alternative universe where Gordon Freeman isn't mute, but deaf.
"WHA-- ? I CAN'T HEAR YOU !!"
@@fareast0752✋️👋👌🤏✌️👇🤙🤛👏👐
"I SAID SOMETIMES I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE!"
Gordon doesn't need to hear...
@@redvac17 hes a trained professional!
He must be pissed Gordon doesn't appreciate the cooking show.
Or for calling him a baby head nihilanth
That's what he gets for posting cringe
Lol
Is a certain place a restaurant or an entertaiment place?
I appreciated it.
"Now... Listen carefully, my dear. When you see your father relay these words:"
"shut up"
@@Gshadin That's why your shoes raggedy
@@bruhmoment3340 *You know what I’m gonna say next.*
LMFAO
Imagine being unconscious for 20 years and then waking up to that.
💀
great alarm
Lizor
@@egor4k939 *Threat music plays*
mfw the rocks are 5
I mean since you asked nicely
it is healthy
Can I watch
Yep
please
"No you weren't supposed to do that."
When you start Half-Life 2 for the 100th time this year.
relatable
bruh
Gman has had enough
You played hl2 100 times in the span of 2 months?
@@theskyfoogle1511 Nah it's a joke.
I can imagine Gordon Freeman's expression of pure terror, shock, and confusion after this happens.
I have awaken you tell you “coughs”
I imagine it was just a blank face
bro went through the 5 stages of grief 💀
I can't stop laughing, the little breath before the teleport really sells it
Gordon at his saddest 😐
Gordon at his happiest 😐
Gordon at his most terrorised, shocked and confused 😐
I wish this was real since I can just imagine some 14-year old kid booting Half Life 2 for the first time in the middle of the night and getting absolutely terrified beyond recognition
Because the parents will hear and whoop his ass
@@Kekster3000 do you not use headphones?
Kinda like golden freddy lmao. I would shit myself if a mob boss looking guy screamed at me at the top of his lungs
@@Kekster3000 Hehehe I'm gonna go play half life past my bed time
*loads half life for the first time* 0:01
Ah no *frantically lows down volume*
@@_.trollium._ Do you guys not have phones?
When it is a considerably large nudge
Perfect❤️
when the nudge is too large, given the interests of your employers
LMAO
Too large.
666 likes.
The worst part is, that summerises the intro pretty well.
Gordon doesn't need to hear this, he's a highly-trained professional.
I dont sure about dis,..
@@Katrielle-q6q first time I'm seeing
@@sokogekigoji8299 meta
@@Katrielle-q6q Gee, I'm sorry I chuckled at it.
@@Katrielle-q6q At least it’s better than HLVRAI references.
"An oversimplification of events, but yes"
i have a habit of going into various half life memes and reading the comments and making a somewhat gman impression
Little timmy: is gman from skibidi toilet?!?!? **starts to sing the song**
Gman:
Hello little timmy
Timmy its the gyatt from skibidi rizzler!!
...
Guess little Timmy is gay now
Adrian Shepard: “I’ve been in stasis for 22 years, please give me an assignment.”
Gman:
that'a actually disappointing
This is actually the intro to the cancelled opposing force sequel
Gman just gets sick of Shepard and dumps him in City 17
@@mrscammerman9023 HECU soldiers do have big mouths
@@dutchvanderlinde7239 MY ASS IS HEAVY
That's still a goal though.
Subject: Shephard
Assignment: Fuck himself
Teacher: "feel free to ask for help"
Teacher when I ask for help:
*When you ask if you can get up
Bro, your teacher is Gman from popular game series Half-Life? Daaamn, that's lucky
@@phud69 Yes, my teacher is Gman from the popular Video Game Series Half-Life
@@phud69 Don't need to say "Popular game series, Half-Life", we know what it is, you're saying as if we don't know or Half-Life just came out
@@denierdev9723 it's part of the joke
Me: I’ve beaten every side quest
The final boss:
Lmao
Lmao
Puts him right back into the start
POV: you've just left a negative review on G-Man's Headcrab Jambalaya.
That’s very [inhales] cringe
VOTE TRUMP NOW
@@thegodofgaming8361 who?
@@thegodofgaming8361 im canadian
My condolences 😞
“Dumbledore said calmly.”
the fact so many people get this reference, gives me hope for humanity
XD FUNI HAIRY POTER REFEREANCR
@@NeverGoon_CM lmao
this isn’t even funny
@@logandunlap9156 ok then
I think it's unhealthy the amount of times I rewatched this.
Same
Wish this had like a .0001% chance of happening in the main game, so like 5 or 6 people would report it happening but nobody would believe them
It would be in the game files, they would find out anyway
Unless they'd patch it
Get on this devs!
That is just pure evil... Pure evil my friend. I like it 😏
@Master Miller when the update for it comes out with a bunch of random files that seem to do nothing, dataminers will report it to the community
hes just letting out the anger of not being nominated for game of the year
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
@doldres LETTING THE DAYS GO BY
@@leonardo9259 WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND
@@IBroughtDiv INTO THE BLUE AGAIN
@@qballpak8775 AFTER THE MONEYS GONE
POV: G-man had his whole intro planned and ready, but he lost the files to it just as it was time to wake Gordon.
THE ALYX VANCE HAS DIED
WITHOUT HER WE CANNOT PERSEVERE
G-Man:
♂FUСК YOU♂
What G-Man would've say if he was aware of the unforeseen future consequences of Gordon leaving him
Pain. Agony even.
Man
If G-Man had knowledge of all the times you've replayed Half-Life 2 just for achievements.
VOTE FOR TRUMP NOW
@@thegodofgaming8361 dude the election isn’t even going anymore.
gman when he finds out what gordon did with the scientists microwave breakfast in half life 1
Lol true
If Gordon pulls this off, the man may just forgive him for that debacle.
"Wake up Gordon Freeman," G-Man said calmly.
Oh my god 😂 yeah the movie adaptations never get it quite right
WAKE THE FUCK UP GORDON (G-man said calmly)
@@dutchvanderlinde7239 we have a city 17 to burn!
VOTE FOR TRUMP NOW
_"Hey guys, desinc here, today we're gonna speedrun this game again, lemme just...skip the intro..."_
desinc : alright speedrun done *ends stream*
**Vietnam flashbacks**
Nice
Fun fact: you can't stop replaying this
True
I AM
I can confirm this
Yes..
Damn...
Gman yelling is louder than the train horn. Dude's got some serious lungs.
I mean is essentially is god at this point so yeah
What makes it better is he sounds like he isn't used to having lungs. I mean listen to that man's creepy ahh voice
well steven ogg good at that no wonder he got the role as trevor.
when you not only refuse to work for G-man in hl1, but survive the "ambush" on xen afterwards
Since there’s no fist fighting, presumably by seducing all the aliens.
Then sending them all to gmans house to throw toilet paper and bang at the door
anti climax mod reference?
Wait dats illegal
@Hackerman or just turning god mode on
YES
This is just a more honest and blunt version of the opening, considering what Gordon's about to be subjected to.
When Shephard asks for the 150th time if he can actually go do something.
Roger that
Me: so you want to know if you can actually go do something, huh? Well then there's your answer, my dear friend:
He's in stasis but knowing his nature of adapting to survive against all ods, he somehow outsits the supreme aliens holding him active and find his way to either the combine homeworld or earth.
@@graveltheblock5578 wait, GMan isn't keeping Shepard himself?
I can't understand why shephard was taked by gman, he not appear in hl2
He disabled the suppression field so Gordon can breed with himself to create an army.
I wonder how that will work :)
@3D Modeller Now that I think about it. It was scientifically proven to be true by a real world study. I should of been more educated smh...
@@goldfishfan1150 Now you know
Wake up and... smell the C U Mm
Rise and shine, Mr Semen.
I want a mod where every character is just as aggressive and angry as this, fully animated, too.
“Didn’t see you board this train.”
“Didn’t see you get on.”
"Welp..End of the line."
"No matter how many times I get screamed at by the G-Man, I never get used to it..."
@@Jaxymann agreed.
Were you the only ones on that train?
Mod it in, now. It’s beautiful.
I don't think Half-Life 2 can play MP4 files.
Of course, this is coming from the guy who regularly struggles to create basic physic puzzles with hammer, so take it with a Pacific Ocean's worth of salt.
Bruh
Bruh
the nintendo direct is in 2 hours
@@revolutionstudios5052 logic_playmovie
I would love to see a mod where G man is just incredibly aggressive
we can only dream
"Wake, the fuck up Freeman."
Imagine Trevor Philips instead of G-Man lol
TIME, DR. FREEMAN? IS IT REALLY THAT FUCKING TIME AGAIN?
Prepare for unforeseen consequences.
"How to greet a Physicist you are waking up from a long stasis"
Google: Write a long cryptic speech that may give them an idea of what to do
Bing:
*G O F - C K Y O U R S E L F*
@@adummyguy [Subway train noises]
♂FUСК YOU♂
I have just accidentally saved this to my playlist of late night videos to fall asleep to. I have no idea how long it will take me to reach it.
Let the games begin.
you get to it yet?
@@The_Goose2 I feel like once I do, I won't be able to reply to this because of the fatal heart attack I'll have suffered.
But no, not yet.
@@WispyWoodsman darn
Did you get now?
@@Squat2P It's done. Can confirm I'm still alive. I had this on my sleep list for a while.
ruclips.net/video/8aoV2UHznis/видео.html
On reflection, being yelled at for 5 seconds wasn't all that bad.
POV: You are playing a pirated copy of Half-Life 2.
POV: You used "host_timescale 30" during the intro
POV: You got told to fuck yourself by gman and now the polygons are gone
POV: he didn’t see you get on
POV: you making a "POV:" joke
i would legit shit myself if that was the case and i was just some kid pirating the game
POV: You called Chuck E Cheese's a restaurant
It’s an entertainment center, with a restaurant inside.
The golden comment
it's a restuarant
@@Frying1Pans *GO F-CK YOURSELF*
@Lazys The Dank Engineer didnt see you get on
When you launch Half - Life 2 for the 999th time
This should be a mod
Dang, you really pulled off the "angry Gman" look, he looks genuinely pissed. Really cool short!
You fucked up mr. Freeman
@@Mobius118F WTF?!? YOU DIDNT VOTE TRUMP?!?
TRUMP VOTE HIM NOW
@@thegodofgaming8361 I'm 15 can't vote
@@Mobius118F that sucks
My dreams when they decide they want to wake me up:
no this is me in a lucid dream about me being in half life making gman mad has fuck
And then you wake up in a train...
@@calebbowen667 as*
Underrated.
I feel like this perfectly represents how G-Man and Gordon feel about each other now
gman be like when you play half-life 420 times
Lol
He had enough 😂😂😂
6 people please remove your likes
@@Mr_Hst Lamo😂
Or 69 times
@@XNos2018 Lamo? Do mean you maol?
What if Half-Life 3 actually opened like this?
What if this was just the entirety of Half Life 3?
What if this was the whole concept of the Half-Life trilogy?
It can! Look: ruclips.net/video/060D_zM9PJI/видео.html
Link in description
What if there would be new Opposing Force where intro Starts like that then Shephard gets launched into City 14
"Can we please have Half Life 3?"
Valve:
I would love to see a mod of this to where g-man is just pissed off at every cutscene and abuses Gordon
This! This right here! Oh my god!
@@fnaflista not gonna lie you would fight back
@@fnaflista and me with a cross and Bible
@@fnaflista wtf you are not gordon, we all know gordon doesn't know how to speak
@@Lucas-dy5mt Yea I'm just a fan why you need to be so serious about it?
When half life fan ask for half life 3 for the millionth time
Valve:
Lol
Yes
it's half life alyx
@@treepit No shit it is, we know the model is half-life Alyx
@@staleshortcake9442 alr my bad chill
I'm gonna send this to skibidi toilet fans when they call g-man a skibidi toilet
W
When you deny the Gman’s offer and he finds out you survived the battle you have no chance of winning.
GMan must have woken up the wrong side of the bed
"The right man in the wrong place"
Kid said hey that guy from skibidi toilet:
Gman:
That would of been the intro if Gordon refused the Job offer and still made it out the Killroom.
True lol
mad cuz bad
-gordon freeman
I’m declaring this as canon
“that’s not g-man it’s the skibidi toilet bos-“
nah its a half life version
"Rise and shine," said G-Man calmly.
I don’t remember “go fuck yourself” being in the book
@@BizerkPixel Ah, you know how it is--taking some liberties with the source material 😏
LOL
When Gordon refuses the offer at the end of HL1
Yes
Imagine defeating the nihalinth in one and then no context immediately being cut to this scene
I don't know why RUclips is recommending all these GTA-G-Man crossover videos all of a sudden… but I like it. 😳
recommendations are weird, huh
Don't question the algorithm.
What does this have to do with GTA?
@@Omegaset It's Trevor's actor saying "go fuck yourself" at a convention.
@@youdonegoofed ahh okay, thank you
POV: You told CoreyLaddo to stop making Talking Heads memes and references
VOTE TRUMP NOW
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I NEED SOMEONE TO MAKE A MOD LIKE THIS 😭
The most authentic way to send Freeman to a civil war on a conquered earth
When the G has had enough of Freeman's shit while they were roommates.
Oh, so that’s why Freeman moved in city 17 in hl2.
Imade 69
G-Man, the entity that can alter space and time itself, is done with gamers making him say the same exact lines over a million times.
Underrated
G-man's honest reaction to every skibidi toilet kids calling him a toilet:
In case y'all didn't know, the voice is Steven Ogg. The audio is from a panel at a convention where it was him, Ned Luke, and Shawn Fonteno (aka the main 3 characters of GTA V) and someone asked Steven if he could say "go fuck yourself" to someone at home on video. Steven agreed after the audience cheered him on. It was about as glorious as you can imagine.
@Sir Shadow they use motion capture in gta v
i genuinely thought he was actually angry at the fan for heckling or something i am amazed that that's in character
actually the guy recording the video wanted Steven to swear at him
@@mackback319 I thought they were angry for recording the panel without permission.
Nerd
Gman when he has to save Gordon from another explosion:
"no way it's the guy from skibi-"
*When a previous hire is unable or unwilling to perform the tasks laid before him* :
I wonder what these memes are like to people who have never played Half-Life
To whom it may concern. If you haven’t played half life G-man will appear in your dreams and well.. You get the idea
@@dutchvanderlinde7239 tell you to play it or prepare for unforeseen consequences?
Gman Meeting With A Skibidi Toilet Fan :
They cut this intro due to the number of heart attacks it caused
7 playtesters died that day.
My god, the cut to the train after makes the whole thing for me, had me laughing so hard.
Thanks for this!
It ties it together perfectly 🤣🤣
Skibidi toilet fans : its the guy from skibidi toilet!!!1!!1!
Half life fans :
now all we need is a mod for this to be in the game
I'm imagining it secretly added to a benign "improved hud" mod or something similar. Then, each playthrough has a 1% chance of Gman jumping on the player at a random point FNAF style. After playing HL series for so many years I'd absolutely soil myself if this happened.
Gman: “Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”
Gordon: “pRePaRe FoR uNfOrEsEeN-“
Gman:
Gman is not comfortable about his speech so he sends gordon to dir
♂сumsequences♂
Oh god that’s why Gordon doesn’t talk :D
When skibidi toilet kids mention gman as a toilet
I love how gordon doesn't move at all once gman is done as if he is still trying to process what just happened
*POV:* you are going to city 17
Literally me when anyone calls g-man "skibidi toilet boss":
Same bruh
Me Too
When Gordon isnt nominated for Smash
Dreams that normal people have: **the regular G-Man’s speech at the start of Half-Life 2**
My dreams:
Boy. You got nightmare after that :p
A love letter to skibidi sigma kidz
When you don't prepare for unforeseen consequences
♂сumsequences♂
@@MrFYGY oh god
@@richie7624 ♂Do you like what you see?♂
@@MrFYGY Perhaps
@@richie7624 what the hell did I just come upon?
"When you see your father, relay these words."
Someone said that already
@@trkimt3b
Shush it’s still funny
Gman when people call him the toilet guy
Nobody:...
The captions: "los coches"
Steven Ogg is a legendary actor.
him yelling at that dude at that convention with monkey strength was overwhelming
honestly recoiled in my chair for how well he uses his face and voice
The train horn right afterwards is the icing on the cake.
He scared gordon to wake him up
"OH MY GOD ITS THAT GUY FROM SKIBIDI TOILET"
G-man: 0:01
The quality content I subscribed for.
Gman desperately trying to get Gordon to respond to anything he says.
When you call gman as skibidi toilet boss
When you keep dying over and over because you quicksaved in a bad area and the gman spends ages searching for alternative time lines where you actually succeed and he gets tired of doing the speech every single time
Gman when his bosses told him that they no longer need Gordon but now need Alyx: