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[@ellieizcool979]

Nah the darkest era of the internet is when every video had a jump scare

[@MrMinecraft5578]

Nah the darkest era is 'ight now!

[@ellieizcool979]

@@MrMinecraft5578 Honestly it's a tie. At least I don't have to fear for my life on the Internet as much

[@MrMinecraft5578]

@@ellieizcool979 But now the internet has caused people to be incompotent of using thier brain!

[@ellieizcool979]

@@MrMinecraft5578 ...You know you make a good point...it's an ALMOST tie. The newer stage of Internet gets the edge here lol

[@MrMinecraft5578]

@@ellieizcool979 I have this one friend, I was just on a five day campout, and he had to just scroll shorts on his phone before bed, and the whole premice of the campout was to not be on the electronics! And I'm here on YT 8 hours a day and was perfectly fine for those 5 days! IQs are diping below 80 as we speak.

[@Thewyguy2020]

Damn imma think about that sleep paralysis one for a while

[@Themiddlewillman]

My first thought when I saw that one was, " leave it to my sleep paralysis demon to have a better job than me"

[@Thewyguy2020]

@@Themiddlewillmanlol😂😂

[@davetheone7948]

Doesn’t make sense really because when you have sleep paralysis you are unable to scream and that’s the whole point of monsters inc.

[@ButtersStoch626]

No actually, cuz in monsters inc they're powered off of screams, when you aren't screaming that's a bad business

[@pangolinboss9328]

but now they try to make you laugh

[@MaeCadamia]

"Bring back purple consoles" shows a switch ya know the most recent Nintendo console

[@da-sonic]

erm actually that's the switch lite, the inferior version of the switch

[@cherrify3498]

switch lite

[@catdogdonkey.]

​@@da-sonicsame thing but we need more purple or else I'm going to go insane

[@dooplon5083]

​@@da-sonicit plays the same games my guy

[@da-sonic]

@@dooplon5083 no dock less features no taking out controllers to play with others

[@bostongeis5123]

The salsa thing is so right, its so right

[@Benjaminplut]

For
Me it’s the opposite

[@bostongeis5123]

@@Benjaminplut respectable🤝

[@Ghostie_boi567]

THE TOOTHPASTE IS HOW YOU KNEW YOU COULD HAVE FUN WITHOUT THE FRIEND’S FAMILY HATING YOU

[@gummibear4757]

I remember being at a funeral when I was like five and singing (Let It Go) on stage with the deceased’s great-granddaughter.

[@josem588]

As a Mexican I thought only we went to the funeral of the uncle of the brother of the grandpa of our mom

[@gummibear4757]

@@josem588 Now that I think about it, I think the guy was like my grandma's cousin's husband or something.

[@Sockkman]

I dont get the toothpaste one? But the blockbusters one sounds like a line out of a film
“ *The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires they thought, were eternal, We are soon, to follow in their footsteps* ”

[@user-xe7ki3bz5n]

And that's how hollow knight starts, you walk amongst a kingdom believed to be eternal

[@Aaron_HD]

Impossible to determine what exact negative trait the creator associated with the disgusting toothpaste tube. But it's basically just "if your toothpaste tube is all nasty like that, you are bad" which I agree with.

[@headhunter1958]

I assume that that is what happens if there still is some toothpaste that was squeezed out of the tube attached to the tube and you close the cap

[@miruuul.__]

​@@user-xe7ki3bz5nYOOO HK! HK!

[@EliseMoore-u4r]

There is actually a blockbuster still in Oregon

[@boredflower]

Growing up is realizing that vegetables especially cooked ones add a depth of flavor to food and they are delicious.

[@AidenYTP]

Fun fact, the Gangsta Mario image used in the gangster cartoon character one is from an actual official commercial for a Mario pinball game on the GBA (iirc it was GBA)

[@HopperYTRealChannel]

“Manners” not allowed to double dip either

[@jessieridgeway8334]

Your senses actually dull with age, so the amount of salsa has to increase.

[@raivrztmushmp]

I wonder if when a sleep paralisy happens now, I'll remember that video 😂

[@RandomUser13240]

Who's ready for the whistlindiesel cybertruck video?

[@Chrisfafa]

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@sopwithhannah2401]

Lmao I got dragged to quite a few funerals, my poor mum lost quite a few people when I was really young :( it was always fun to play with the other kids at the reception though

[@josem588]

As a Mexican I thought only we went to the funeral of the uncle from the grandma of our mom

[@hen0botx472]

I have a silver gamecube but if i was alive when my parents got it i would have wanted purple

[@SSS-suu]

Waiting for that one guy to explain the toothpaste one 👍

[@szymonnowak2146]

Hey!
I don't know.

[@culumermu3351]

I really wanna know how on earth is that possible to do accidentally

[@Patrious_WoW]

same, i looked at that tooth paste toob, and i for the life of me cant figure it out

[@KeatonLoveless]

Okay, so what happens is when you try to squeeze too much out of the tube, some drips over and you dont rub it off with like toilet paper or whatever, then it hardens around the nozzle, It used to happen to me when I was younger. @SSS-suu

[@leolikestodraw969]

I guess it's because it would be weird to leave the dry toothpaste all messy outside the tube, idk tho

[@stfu3192]

Grew up in the 2010s but was too poor to have a phone or much video games, it honestly enhanced my childhood so much just playing out with the other kids

[@jarron6562]

I swear my friend invited me to a sleepover, I ask to use the bathroom, I notice his toothpaste bottle and open further inspection his shit had literal dreads 😂🤣💀

[@JaxCarpenter-uz1pr]

I’m having a sleepover at my place today and my toothpaste looks like that, I am cooked

[@stultusmcgee9099]

“Bring back purple consoles!” (Shows a Nintendo Switch Lite, a current console)

[@thecatcollector8982]

The closest thing to a sleep paralysis demon I’ve had was me just thinking of a somehow even creepier version of something I’m already pretty scared of just standing over me while I tried to sleep

[@StopUTTPtoddlersplease]

I will have to ask my demon who he works for

[@TheKYLEdavid]

“bring back purple consoles” One of the example pictures is literally their most recently release console

[@Squigglez_TechTips]

I’m convinced that old blockbusters and radio shacks are the backrooms

[@ElliotVinyard]

Are you telling me he hasn’t been scooping up the salsa

[@Crinlask]

My sleep paralysis is doing an awful job then, can't get a peep out of me

[@mystic64984]

that Mario gangster one is official

[@F-u-ghosthunter]

I somehow worked as a sleep parlysis demon, i had a fever dream, a sleep paralysis thing, and a lucid nightmare all in the same time, and when i opened my eyes i just saw myself laying there on the bed while im like 7ft tall, then i blinked and got teleported to another kids room, he was on his bed too and was looking at me, i couldn't move so i just stared at him, and then he moved his hand and then boom, i wake up at 6:58 AM in the morning

[@Leave_Me_Alone_PPL]

So if I had a sleep paralysis demon, he’d only be doing his job and probably just wanted to be friends? Cool.

[@Erik_The_grate]

im pretty sure there were still phones with keyboards when I was 6

[@rubywhite9191]

I got a 104°F fever once at a funeral

[@jasiahezzard4017]

that means that a turtle that can reach 300 in one Second is working for monsters inc

[@有]

I remember being at a funeral when I was like five and singing (Let It Go) on stage with the deceased’s great-granddaughter. Waiting for that one guy to explain the toothpaste one

[@DUM_DUM6000]

Why does it got the limb bizkit album cover of significant other 😂

[@user-uh1rk6cn7x]

Darkest times of the internet is 2018 and onwards...miss the golden wild west times of the early internet😔

[@Soggy.BredOG]

My sleep paralysis demon is literally jack in the box

[@helloThere-xp1hs]

Nah that first one 👌😂

[@mraphid]

NAH BRO THE SPONGEBOB GOES HARD

[@user-ly3zl4gs1f]

My mom has two of the phones on top in the second one 💀

[@DraconicMaster]

Fun fact: the mario gangster one was actually official and made for a commercial.

[@GrimmSheeperguitar]

I had no clue the Michelin man was a top scarer for monsters inc

[@nazodreemur8284]

I bet that my sleep paralysis demon is the worst employee cuz he need to make me scream not paralyzed in fear

[@Sortahere1669]

We Gotta Bring Back Keyboard Phones 😭

[@DesertDannelley-ik1kg]

Those monsters can’t come in my room, my closet is sliding doors lol

[@Ari-3165]

ITS ALWAYS EVERYONE ELSE WHO HAS TOOTHPASTE LIKE THAT AND NOT ME 😂😂😭

[@YouDoNotKnowWhoIAm]

My sleep paralysis demon is missing

[@AnimalLover_smii7yfan]

Sleep paralysis is way more scary and painful then I thought I had it for the first time yesterday when I called out this is a dream in the dream and got electrocuted

[@cameron1777]

Don't have a sleep paralysis demon

[@Meme_Founder1]

DIN MAMMA MARIO

[@UltraCenterHQ]

Life before cellphones was just being addicted to watching tv or smoking.
Basically just the same lol

[@DestinyHawkins-jj4ce]

The funeral one was gold

[@Cheetoe_Puff]

Bro, I was today years old when I figured out monsters inc. were sleep paralysis

[@stellahill3253]

Nah my sleep paralysis demon is willy wonka from the forst movie 😭

[@Monkemonk557]

Never disrespect gangster SpongeBob like that again

[@RED-bo1bn]

Well the cartoon gangster are better then the other stuff people could draw of them

[@josem588]

As a Mexican I didn’t know that began in usa

[@SpaghettiWaffle]

the monsters inc one gives me a theory. what if theres a whole different job at monsters inc for sleep paralysis demons so they can extract fear from adults?

[@zaytaz9331]

For the last one I've always eaten salsa a lot on the chip

[@jakepent3710]

Erm, ackshually, the monsters inc monsters collect screams, so a sleep paralysis victim would not be a good source

[@scared1585]

Fun fact: Michael Jackson actually wore gangsta Popeyes shirts to his own performance

[@Keliano7033]

Bro fr, i used to hate the stuff in the salsa, but now that shit is eaten up and all that's left is liquid

[@SoggyNugget6447]

“Eating ‘salser’”

[@SAPPLEBOTTOMJEANSS]

The first one is….
Well I think bros onto something

[@LXG987]

Clearly he ain’t doing a good job since you can’t scream 💀

[@kerriestomps719]

The salsa one is a literal definition of what I'd used to do 😂

[@nphax2008]

I asked if he works for monsters inc and he said classified information

[@MyLimbsHurt]

Help my parents had a GameCube that used to be purple and now its a dark greyish purple 😭

[@viniferreira2192]

if the sleep paralysis demon is working at monter's inc then how the fuck cant i move?

[@acesinger6092]

Ah the funeral one. I did actually know him a bit, and he was nice, but we weren’t close. So I was kinda just awkwardly there

[@Mr.GlitchTap]

The console behind the slaughter🎮🟪

[@noahmatthews668]

You clearly didn't see cartoon characters on drugs

[@dr.insignia7361]

If the shit that used to scare me as a kid worked for monsters inc, then that would mean that Sonic.EXE works for monsters inc…

[@Zorynk]

In the second meme my dad had the exact same phone as in the upper picture

[@SmileMore-ui6hi]

I didn’t want to use up all the salsa is the bowl that wasn’t mine

[@qatonfire7476]

Someone calling Bugs Bunny an early 2000's character just broke me lmao

[@user-lz8nm4eh3t]

My sleep paralysis demon was me hanged to a roof like object shrouded in darkness and only faint dark red eyes that slowly edged to my bed

[@josefernando624]

nah. tbh, gangster cartoon characters were really badass back then.😅😅

[@Theloudestquietkid]

One of those purple consoles is new though.

[@Dannymart_88445]

10 years ago we had the iphone 6. Let that sink in

[@mirose1261]

What's the point for my demon working for Monsters Inc. If i can't even scream, i'm paralyzed!

[@Shreggify]

My sleep paralysis demon gettin fired for real 🔥🔥🔥 he don’t do nun ‼️‼️💯💯🔥🔥

[@kickingitwithlondyn9901]

The funeral one was so true I was at the funeral of my grandad I was just sitting there for like five hours of burning spring heat in new jersey confused looking at everyone crying that really took a toll on my mom but I was like “just a normal day” because I’ve only seen photos and mom on his zoom church call he was a pastor btw so that’s all I really saw of him

[@MrMinecraft5578]

I'd do that biking one for fun. I literaly have been waiting for an opertunity to but haven't found one yet.

[@Wall_inspector]

Never used a purple console but honestly, they ho hard

[@healthybeautynutricioncoac4562]

Life Before Video Games
Show Kids in the 90s
40s 50s and 60s:🤨

[@Javda2008]

Fun fact: gangster mario is actually from a official commercial for Mario pinball land!

[@mattthatratt]

Okay but the salsa one though is 100% true lmao. And I have a suspicion of why. Kids have a much more sensitive sense of taste. Especially bitter is stronger to them, this is actually one reason why kids go insane for sweets but as you get older you start to have more control/less of an urge to eat that much sugar all the time. Salsa has that bitter sense to it from some of the vegetables in it like any peppers or the onions for example, and then on top of that a strong flavor all around. So a comfortable amount of salsa to a kid's mouth is barely any.
Also for some kids, especially known picky eaters, the direct taste/texture of the veggies can be uncomfortable so eating chunks is less appetizing that just the juice

[@duncang8008]

Elmo shooting people was the darkest

[@cupcakehamster5799]

Not me forgetting that 2004 wasn't 10 years ago.

[@furygaming3858]

My sleep paralysis demon quit his job after I bought my knight armor and weapons

[@redharlow8088]

He didn't want that smoke 🤺

[@HusbandofLois]

10 years ago was still the first phone if you were poor

[@quinnlevy8996]

Nah I've eaten salsa and other dips like that my whole life, chips are spoons

[@crazycanyon3028]

Ah yes the Nintendo switch lite my favorite retro console with its retro games like Mario kart 8 deluxe ,pikmin 3 deluxe ,new super mario bros U deluxe ,and Luigi’s mansion 2 HD

[@user-zh4wb7kv4b]

It’s kinda ironic how one of the memes features a phone I am currently using

[@watrebel9595]

They just lived their lives a quarter mile at a time

[@Dirge1337x]

It was also pretty dark when you walked in a gas station if they had air brushed sparkly gangster shirts of carton characters

[@msthecommentator2863]

1. Unscrew toothpaste cap.
2. Add a bead of toothpaste to your brush directly from the clean part of the tube.
3. Replace toothpaste cap.
Problem solved.

[@gferrol118]

Nice to know my demon is getting paid!

[@back4024]

No way mrpppoopoopp works at monster inc

[@GummitMan]

The iphone 6 was 10 years ago…

[@vorelordjr9019]

Yeah my sleep paralysis demon doesn't do a very good job considering I have literally seen someone's intestines so what's very hard to scare me now