Star Trek TNG: A Tale of Two Cities [FanFilm]
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- Starring Giles Ashton (of Star Trek: Intrepid fame), this special edition fan film was originally made as an XXX parody. All porn scenes have been removed and new opening credits have been added to create a proper new TNG episode!
This was originally produced as a high budget porno, the cut out scenes are sex scenes. It was originally done as something of a satire, but the acting talent with a few of the people and production quality was so high that a lot of the fan base has adopted it as a legitimate fan film.
No so much good acting, but good enough, around typical amateur acting, what made this good I think is actually the script, it's actually a genuinely good story concept, and actually gave a more satisfying ending to Tasha's arc than just having her die off screen.
@@Xalgucennia is better acting than Discovery, Thats for sure...
@@Xalgucennia Semi-pro acting. They're comfortable in front of the camera and know how to hit their marks (so to speak).
@@Xalgucenniasatisfying.... oh yeah
Ah, hence my thinking that Troi looked like a porn star.
This is so cool! I was the editor/sound editor on this. Nice to see it being embraced by the Trek Community! Thanks guys! Although the German Vo is a bit much and to be clear, we did not use the opening from the actual show in the original. And yes, I was a big Trek fan and tried to make it feel and sound like the original as much as I could.
Y'all did a great job! Like, I got legitimately emotional. This was clearly made by a crew who loved the original source material.
Damn, would not expect this much love and care in a film of this nature
Who wrote the story? I swear its either a fan script that was thrown out then found, or a fan who is a writer and knew a great story to tell. Either way, I gotta know who wrote this story, because they need to do more Trek!
So
if im not mistaken this is a porn movie
This showed more respect for the actual series than it had to. It wasn't bad.
@ go on the Hub and watch the full thing. It'll provide a lot of stuff even the studios want
It's not exactly Axanar but damned if it's not trying harder than Discovery
more than discovery
The abrupt cuts are HILARIOUS I know they can’t show that kind of thing on RUclips but it makes for such short and awkward scenes 😂😂😂
Because its a porn movie and no one wants to admit it
@dj2bklyn sure they want to admit it, they just can't air it on RUclips.
When porn producers make better trek than Abrams, Discovery, and Picard, I feel... I'm not sure how I feel.
ha im number 69 to like this comment!!!
Exited, no?
@@jorgegonzalez-larramendi5491 BOING!
Well, at least season 3 of Picard was good.
This is ASTONISHINGLY good for a porn parody! Like the high levels of detail to canon and set design are incredible. Obviously, like many porn parodies, they change a few things in the aesthetics so that it's not exact. (i.e. Geordi's visor, the combadges, ship designs, etc.) But damn... this is actually incredibly well done!
And Giles Ashton... his resemblance to Patrick Stewart, while not a perfect replica, is pretty wild. Aside from some of the blah acting from some of the actresses and some obvious cuts where smut would've been, this actually stands as a pretty freaking good Fan Film.
And nice move, going to Vasquez Rocks! That's a nice touch.
It's a shame they pay more attention to Canon than Star Trek discovery lol
All of the Porn Parodies are pretty good. I particularly like the Spider-Man and Avengers films that they make. They actually link to each other (which is rare for a porn film).
If this was a porn video, then I'm totally impressed! Because, you can barely tell, especially with the dialog, that it was a porn video! Better than some actual ST: TNG fan films! Good job!
@@SailorsegaI once watched the beginning of a Batman porn parody. It was so atrocious that I turned it off before the first smut scene.
It could very easily be from a parallel universe
I wonder how many people watched the 'Director's Cut' after this. 😂
Where can I watch it ? 🤭
I would if I could find it!
they couldn't, something sticky was preventing them from removing the vhs from the shelf :)
This was actually a porn movie? I am actually quite impressed. Not only did the makers try to make this film an actual episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation. But I also thought that the actors did a marvelous job in giving into the role they were given.
The many references from the real TNG episode was a nice touch and this 'episode' would even fit in the Star Trek canon quite nicely because of it. Makes me wonder if the makers as well as the actors of this film are actually fans of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Star Trek in general.
Again, great job to both the crew and the actors. Very impressive indeed.
This was heartbreaking to watch. I’ve never seen an adult film make me feel SAD. #stupidonionscuttinginmybed
This was a PORN???? But there was like actual acting going on. Like the actors took their roles seriously. And a decent plot too?
And no bow-chicka-bow-bow soundtracks? Wow. What was the actual name of this flick?
@@michiganmagneto Star Trek The Next Generation A XXX Parody (2011) 1h 52min long Production Company is Digital Sin It was a pretty good STTNG story.
@@bowl1820 The main difference was that you actually got to *see* the Captain's log...
And you have no taste in the sorry ass acting of this dumb ass low tech tv show ever put on tv and now a loser of a fan made star trek. Next Generation when on tv sucked. And you have sorry ass taste in these sorry ass actors
4:58 Picard: "Come!"
Anyone watching this: "Not in THIS video!"
Lol
I ordered Star Trek the Next Generation on Wish and got this.
LOL
Considering it was an edit from a porn film, i thought that was a very good fan film
Milz
LOL 🤪
Lolz
Milz why does Troi have big tits
Fascinating!!
You guys REALLY got the right actors to play these parts. Especially this awesome dude, Giles Ashton, playing Picard.
I was watching I think theme should have UK voice over
Absolutely agree with your opinion on Picard actor.
@@philipstonehouse5368 I think they did it this way to avoid a juicy lawsuit by Paramount
@@paulhunter1525 they could use a good voice actor who can perform the voice of Patrick Stewart who can do the voice over work
Wait . . . so this was from a porn movie? 😮
Rather than treating the non-porn parts as a joke, they seemed surprisingly faithful to TNG. I'm watching this and thinking, "wow, they actually watched the episodes!!" And the depictions of the characters wasn't bad, like Will Riker not quite understanding Geordi's technobabble (which happened a lot in the show) or the way Data was about to leave the Ready Room, pauses, turns and asks the Captain a question. It was even poignant and if fleshed out (no pun intended . . . ) and had been written for the actual TNG, could have been an episode. Well done!
Yeah I recognised April O'Neil
If I didn’t know that this was a porn parody, I would never have suspected. If anything, I would have thought the cuts were just minor errors in editing in an otherwise decent fan film. Overall, they did a good job of keeping to the spirit of TNG
I think this was an amazing way to give Tasha Yar a second chance and a 'meaningful' end.
That ensign roe is even cuter than the original.
Ensign Ro, not "roe."
Agreed, when they did that first pan I was like, "hello there missy!"
For a porno, these guys' interpretations are spot on, and their knowledge of Star Trek canon is perfect. Very impressed. I wish they made fan films lol because all the rest are too cringy for me to stomach.
They're Trekkers. Basically a fan film.
Awesome. The producers did their homework on a lot of things. Must be real fans.
It's weird that a porn parody has a story that's better than many fan films.
It's better than the new CBS Access shows
When Tasha had sex with Data it gave a whole new meaning to the term Computer Sex. I wonder what the child might look like if Data could gotten Tasha Pregnant. A Possible CyBorg? if that was true then is Tasha Yar the Borg Queen? it would make a good twist
Better than at least a dozen TNG episodes.
These are the best special effects I have ever seen in a porn film.
The cast did an excellent job playing their characters. The guy that played Picard really nailed it. Well done!
No he didn't he was the worst actor of them all. The whole thing was awful and full of errors and bad acting.
@@andytomhall6006 if someone can find a voice actor who can sound like Patrick Stewart and do the voice over, you probably wouldn't tell the difference.
I was going to say the same thing. The actors made this a good film.
He was pretty good. His voice can certainly do it. He even got many of the flairs right, like just the right pronunciation and subtextual irritation with his "come" and "enter" commands for the door. I get the feeling that if this ran three seasons as an actual production, this cast would actually work pretty well by the end of it. Many of these actors did a much better job than I'd expect out of this sort of production.
That bit in the middle where they were going on about tachyons made me smile, it was an obvious jab at TNG technobabble but they did it in a playfully respectful sort of way.
Better acting than most fan films! Clearly these porno people have got the right idea
+BarryDennen12 wow these people really are Actors.
+BarryDennen12
I agree wholeheartedly
He does a great Picard.
+DonLeons Roszavilla With really big dicks.
We all laughed and cried.... What r they doing with our StarTrek!?! 😅
Wow im a lifetime tng fan and i was actually impressed with the actors performance in this...very well done. The actor playing picard looks a lot like the real captain and does well with his mannerisms. Bravo to all involved here thank u.
A Star Trek porn movie was more intellectual and dignified than Discovery or Picard.
I googled this to watch it after Picard season 2, and this is WAAAAAY better than recent star trek series offerings.
this movie picard's dialect and mannerism is oddly reminiscent of the younger alter ego of picard in the episode "Rascals"... maybe this is an alternate universe where he grows up to star in a scifi porno :)
You're right. Voice does sound like that.
Interesting I notice that too. I was wondering if maybe the kid had grown up and was playing Picard until I saw it was a Porn parody. Of course the kid could of gone into porn and ....
thought the same thing!
Any friends of DeSoto here?
Greg Olsen Best boss I ever had.
Best boss I ever had. First porn I’ve ever watched at work. Hahaha
Best boss I ever had
Best boss I ever had.
No,
BUT HELL NOOOOOOOOO.!!!
Am I the only one who laughed at the credits when Troi is played by April O'Neil ?
Its a porno
Who is April O'Neil? From TMNT? LOL
DAMN THATS A GOOD PICARD.
I want to see more of this crew..................
Robert Taggett , exactly! I had to do a double-take to make sure it wasn't Patrick Stewart.
You know this is actually a good crew for a remake of the series.........
It's scene's from a porn parody. Don't think the actor's are ever going to do fan fiction.
Sad cause they are good. Also what will be the reaction of other fans, we accept it as fan fiction, but knowing what it is, will it be truly accepted?
it is a good Picard but is it just me or is the accent a little off
i didnt realize I was watching a porn at first. I knew some of the actors looked familiar and that the quality was far better then most fan films. Pretty good casting for picard, voice is spot on and you culd forget its not patrick stewart
It's a shame when porn does Star Trek better than actual current Trek.
And it's a shame they didn't do more episodes. Although I have to say whoever they had in the role of card and War as well as Lieutenant Yar certainly really look the part relative to the original Stars.
you just know April O'Neil is fangirling like crazy in this one, she's such a geek!
TMNT is a different show
@@Solara-Chan-Kala I think that's the name of the actress, not a character
@@ukchanak ... Lmao dude google TMNT
Picard was as good as it gets
I simply cant believe that this was edited from a porn production.
I also cant believe that porn producers were more respectful to the source material than anything ever released as nutrek (JJA and Kurtzman).
Wow!! How in the name of Star Trek Fandom did I miss this!! Fantastic!! Thank you and please give us Trekkies more Fanfilms. Excellent rendition and the likenesses were mind blowing!! :D
Seriously thank you for posting this. It’s pretty freaking glorious.
Am I the only one laughing when scenes suddenly end and cut to something else? Gee, I wonder what happened? lmfao
+Christina Lacey There were a number of 'screw'-ups on the set, and it took some time to work them out and clean up afterward. :)
+Christina Lacey If I remember correctly, this was originally produced as a high budget porno, the cut out scenes are sex scenes. It was originally done as something of a satire, but the acting talent with a few of the people and production quality was so high that a lot of the fan base has adopted it as a legitimate fan film.
Christina Lacey yada yada yada...
pretty good lead-ins, too, from a Trek perspective. I mean, who isn't curious about a second round between Riker and Troi, or Data and Yar? They totally kept teasing us with it on TNG!
Roe and Worf is a surprise, but i could see it...
Kinda surprised she didn’t refer to “the Klingon” as “Mandingo”. :)
This is just unbelievable! The depth of the lore, and the writing is spot on. And apparently there was a scene where Deanna and Tasha got it on?!
Yes
1st time I watched this, I had no idea that they were porn stars, and I thought: "What a relatively well done fan film". Then I looked at the credits, and saw what I thought was a porn stars name (the lead female), and I thought, that's cool, she transitioned like Tracy Lords did in the Stephen Kings film. Then I started looking up the other actors and saw yet another who was a porn star, then another, and so on. I was amazed! Hmm, coincidence much? I think even more of it now, as they must really love Trek.
Yes, they clearly ate Star Trek fans and love what they do, both porn and Trek. It was a gift of a fan film to both Trekkers and porn lovers.
20:32 “Welcome back Lieutenant Yar. You saved the Enterprise!”
Captain Picard, she’s the reason the Enterprise needed saving in the first place lmao.
Decent acting and, to top it all off, it almost had a plot! (I do not mean that disparagingly!) I'm surprised at how much they were able to do with so little time. Good job!
Deana's outfit is perfect for porn.
Better than star trek discovery.
A sexually transmitted disease is better than……well, STD.
Soooo, take a 2 hour long porn film, cut out all the sex, and you get a 27 minuet fan film. lol
Oh my..... Oh dear... I didn't get that this wasn't a fan film until I read the comments.
It's still closer to trek than trek today. It's sad to say.
My goodness! They found a Picard doppelganger!!! This is a great episode! You've done the Federation and the fans proud! :-) very much interested in more episodes! Well done! Thank you for sharing this.
Its not Picard, its Jean Luc Prick-hard!
The actor later appeared in a real fan film as picard and delivered a decent performence as well.
Pure, unadulterated fan based genius.
Absolutely loved it.
Thanks :)
"Unadulterated..." XD
Wow, the casting is amazing, and the writing and acting are better than most fan films.
Wow. This was way better than current Trek!
Fan Films are really getting surprisingly good.
Holy Crap I thought that WAS Patrick Stewart!!! They need to do a TNG Continues Get different actors for Riker Troi LaForge, Data, Dr.Crusher, And Worf. But Keep THIS Guy AS PICARD!!!
Lee Darin Jr Hell yeah! Who should replace the actors, though?
+Lee Darin Jr i agree
I thought the one who looked like the actual character was Ro.
yeah Make it so :D
yeah Make it so :D
Worf is incapacitated and then only when Tasha falls, it's a medical emergency.
Better than actual new Star Trek lmao.
Better than Picard season 1 and 2 lmfao 😂
I wonder if in the uncut...erm...original version, Geordi finally got to get it on with Dr Brahms.
He did it was on the holodeck.
I thought this fan film was pretty good. Giles Ashton portrayal of Captain Picard was outstanding as was the physical resemblance. I actually thought it was Patrick Stewart at first!! The story was good, I'd like to see more before Paramount and CBS try to close down these great fan films!!
Lol I thought it was a fan film too it's actually a xxx film with the dirty bits cut out
That ship looks better than the original. There must be some kind of cosmic significance about Vasquez Rocks. By the way Troi is looking good. Surprised the Captain and number 1 could get anything done.
The only thing that I find wrong with this fan movie was in the last scene. Picard was notified that they were one hour away from starbase. The Enterprise was shown going into warp when they must have already been in warp. Other than that slight misstep, this fan fan film was an excellent choice that could easily been made, as is, with the original actors at the appropriate time within the series of the orinal TNG. Great job!
Wait these were pornstars doing star tek tng? i can honestly say this was amazing and they should all consider legit acting, i felt this was a legit ST episode, and yes the actor playing Picard for sure set the tone and abilities of this group. YOU ALL DID GREAT I HOPE YOU ALL DO THIS AGAIN. Also on another note. we lost Tasha Yar again..... sad
Hahahaha... Watched a few minutes of it before reading the description, and thought to myself "this seems like a bad porn parody, without the porn..." Then read the description - well, that explains that!
Interesting cast you have. I like how you all have made the Bridge. You guys deserve a Star Trek fan film even with portraying as some of your favorite characters from the Star Trek Saga.
This was a pretty good episode. At least they are trying to do something.
You've made Pretty Well! Guys :)
Thanks for having kept The Spirit of the Gene Roddenberry's series, speaking about Humanities mainly more than destruction like in other series.
Very Thanks for this nice work with very little means :)
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I guess the TNG bridge set is harder to recreate than the OTS bridge set. Missing the wood.
LOL A porn film 'missing the wood'. Nice one.
Excellent Picard! He is incredible! Congratulations! Thank you!
Never thought a porn would reference "Yesterdays Enterprise", and its subsequent lore
that is one fine looking Deanna Troi stand in!;)
Oh man, these Trek fan shows are growing exponentially every year! Some are really good, some are really bad. I think that this one is somewhere in between the two!
+roberto abrams yes i know what you mean i cant seem to keep up with how many there are, theres so many to watch, i seen all of the continues, and Phase II series dealing with the lost years of the original series time period, but i had no idea that there was also some next generation fan films, next thing you know there going to begin making enterprise fan films based on the enterprise series staring Scott bakula as the captain of that ship. I keep hoping for more Judge Dredd fan films but i keep getting all there star trek fan films to watch in the mean time while i wait for the judge dredd fan films to come out. im still waiting for Cursed Edge prog 4 to come out where Judge Labelle has to confront the criminal Geek Gorgan but it still has not come out yet and its been a year already since i seen the previews back in November of 2014. so long story short i agree that are a great deal of star trek fan films and more are going to be made over the next few years. i noticed that some times these fan films will bring in actors from the real star trek shows, when i first watched this one here i thought maybe Captain picard was actually Patrick stewart, well i love the fact that star trek continues to inspire all there people to keep making all these fan films, and the quality of these star trek fan films continues to improve each year.
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To baldly go where every other crew member has gone at least once before.
They really need to bring Star Trek back, or else these nerds are gonna keep making these things.
Thugastrike You do know this was edited from a porn video don't you?
No, but that's fucking hilarious lol.
LOL
WigglySticksVids: If you are really interested, there is Star Trek Discovery coming out on CBS All Access on Sept. 24th. It looks to be very good, judging by the trailer. The first episode is free, then I think about $6 or so a month. There is also some GREAT fan films, such as Star Trek Continues (BEST stuff since STTNG, and I say that as a Trekker from the start in 1966), ST New Voyages, ST Requiem (starring Walter Koenig, Nichelle Nichols, Gary Graham, etc).
Discovery is Star Trek in name only, this edited porn is better trek than Discovery.
"Now my death has meaning." No one wants to die, but to die without purpose is just a waste. In the movie "Mutiny on the Bounty" when Bligh and his loyal men were put on a lifeboat and one said, "When I die, there will just be flesh and bone left. Use it for the nourishment of the men," Bligh replied, "No lad, we'll die like civilized men." I thought, 'No, you'll die like damned fools and cause this good man to die a meaningless death.'
This was good work. It always bothered me that Tasha died for nothing. Starfleet service isn't safe, but to die for no purpose? That's worse than the actual dying.
Good job, Picard was great. Seemed weird that Dr. Crusher showed up in the last 2 minutes. Overall good and interesting story
I would have pursued Selah's ship & finished her off.
This is a great concept. Love it!
The sets are amazing.
The Data actor is very good. He's not totally emotionless, but he nailed the speech pattern and head movements.
Picard's likeness is amazing. The voice is great too, but he's not really attempting Patrick Stewart's RP accent. He sounds like a science teacher from Bromley. It's cute.
Looks like Geordie has been tinkering with holo-Leah-Brahms personality subroutine? Naughty boy.
The touch-screen acting is a nice... touch.
(They really should have checked for cloaked Romulan ships as soon as they found Tasha.)
lol - don't know about anyone else but I thought this was an interesting story line. I enjoyed this parody….even with the porn scenes deleted!! Hahahahaha!
Thank you for an enjoyable Star Trek story. I hope you had as much fun making it as I had watching.
That was absolutely brilliant. Well done!
Can’t believe its written and directed by one person-wow he is good.
I'm running out of Star Trek fan films that I haven't seen. This makes me sad, since no decent corporate Star Trek has been made since ST:E.
For a fan fiction video this was surprisingly good. Thank you for sharing
I really liked this it was well done. The characters are spot on, the story worked for me I liked the model work and above all its something star trek that I haven't seen yet. I wish ud create many many more epiepisodes for me and all trekkies to enjoy. U make em ill watch em. I promise
That's a pretty good Picard. Now
I'm thinking a TNG reboot may not be a bad idea
This PICARD is Spot ON !!! Number one a bit too silent. Darn good production. I would make sure to have phobia of the week with a HOT Counselor Troi,!!! Hope to see more episodes from this cast & production team.
I was surprised to find out this was an adult parody. The story is damn good! Like, anyone know who the writer is of this? Because they know their Trek! ESPECIALLY the Yesterday's Enterprise Tasha Yar!
I thought they did pretty good. No lapses in the story line and the characters were well played.
I hadn't read any of the description, I raised an eyebrow when Yar put Troi up against the wall, now it all makes sense, hahahaha.
Holy Hell. This Dr. Crusher is a lot hotter the the original Dr. Crusher.
This Story would of been a great TV movie back when when Star Trek TING was still on the air in the early 90's.
I've always wondered why Picard is French,grew up in France on the vineyards and still speaks the Queens English?
I believe they established that in the future English became the prominent language in France
@MonteLee In the Star Trek universe, France became part of the unethical villain organization sometimes referred to as the Eastern Coalition (shortened in slang to E-CON) some time after the Bell Riots in the early 21st century but before World War 3....which officially entered a ceasefire around 2053. As such, the E-CON had their major cities wiped out with nuclear weapons and France was taken over by Britain. It would make sense, then, that many people in France speak with an english accent in 2365 in that universe.
Nice to see them still using Vasquez Rocks.
The resemblance to Captain Picard ( Patrick Stewart) is striking.
A damn good Picard and a MUCH HOTTER Diana Troi!
I think that this film is very well done.GOOD ACTING
If Tasha is emitting tachyon particles, then she is a walking solution to every problem the Enterprise D faces. Especially if she is able to emit an inverse tachyon pulse.
Very surprising and delightful how good this is.
I tip my hat to the creators of that movie. Excellent work! Acting and moves are exactly like the original.
That level of accuracy with the 'real' TNG, here ! That's talent ! ...Was that really a... x rated movie at first ? I'm not mad, I'm impressed ! :o
Hearing this was a porn makes all the sense now. At first understanding it as an independent film i took it for the quality i'd expect, but if a porn then wow it's actually exceptionally well done!
The guy starring as Picard nailed it! Would like to actually see him star as Picard in an official Star Gazer TV series!
An interesting find. Surprising origins indeed. But it was changed into a lovely produced tragic tale taking place in one of the multiple possibilities Star Trek has come to represent for fans everywhere.
This cast is surprisingly good... I am actually enjoying this. Glad that they pulled all the X-rated crap out of it.
I wanted to laugh but I couldn’t. They really respected the source material and the lore, and they definitely understood the characters. The end titles music was really good too.👍🏽
For this originally being a XXX film. At least they did a great job at knowing the continuity and storyline.