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Sonic Destruction - Ep. 1 (AI-Generated Sonic Script)
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- Published on Mar 13, 2026
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I love how Shadow is so in character at 36:45 and just points at the bathtub while saying "go sit over there"
The revelations of 'Ep. 2' makes the scene even better.
@EdnaKonrad4MVS lmao yeah-
Sonc's first line in the SA2 dub: "I'm gonna kill all of you!"
Guys, I think he really meant what he said
the continuity is all coming together
Oh God... The prophecy is being fulfilled!! It was there from the start and we never realized!! Fools! We're all fools!
Who's Sonc 😭
@dudein9785 Sonc is a guy who chuckles
@sleepyciderr7987 master foreshadowing!
Gerald: Why would i destroy the city?! I live there.
To be honest he brings up a solid argument
Lines like that just make me die. Like it's such a good point and funny at the same time.
Yo, Gerald just pulled an Abridged Krillian.
has "because I'm one of the idiots that LIVES THERE" energy from Guardians of the Galaxy
1:06:19 the delivery of the line just makes it 10 times better
@OhNoBohNo thanks for reminding me of such nice scene
Alfred’s timing on “don’t you think I know…you fuck” was beautiful
The freaking music cutting out at that moment was icing on the cake 😂
"Whats your favorite food?"
"Chili dogs"
"Have you ever had one?"
*"Shadow get the fuck out of my room"*
37:52 for those wondering.
In my head canon he got completely baked with Elise and wanted to tell Sonic what happend but got quickly distracted
This is gold.
I love how this implies that the bathtub is where Sonic sleeps
THAT FELT SO NATURAL LMAOO
It feels like each character had permission to swear exactly once
Pg Rating, what can I say
Except Sonic
@hive2444 nah he said 37:58
@alwaysawesome216 except sonic because sonic swears 2 times (57:34)
@nopeleader2137 oooh i see
26:13 Knuckles: "Is anyone here helping the others?"
I was dying at this point
High quality line there
Knuckles is the only sane man in this.
The Ai acknowledging it's characters have no reason to just be sitting there doing nothing.
if youre dying theres a red echidna i know who'd love to help you
Omg hi bluestreak!!! I watched your FNAF sister location things I can't believe you watched this video 2 years ago
genuinely terrifying how the spirit of sonic just overtakes penny whenever she reads a line. like. thats sonic. holy fuck
Sonic suddenly possesses her
seriously, she's so talented
She made a deal with the devil to gain eternal life! The catch is that she shares vessels with sonic the hedgehog
@Tulip_bipand then she got him to cameo in the Shadow fandub
Anyone else rewatching this and hoping episode 3 comes out this decade
"Shadow, get the fuck out of my room" is the one thing I wasn't expecting and I died a death when I heard it.
Honestly, it seems in character, too. Serious business.
This, but also "STEROIDS STEROIDS DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN"
@hiimemily That was so funny it could be weaponized.
timestamp?
@admiral1430 37:51 for "get the fuck out of my room", 51:04 for "STEROIDS"
sonic getting to drop f-bombs while shadow gets "damn" and one "shit" is astounding
to be fair: he questioned whether or not Sonic eats chili dogs.
Man is passionate about his chili dogs.
@liquidred257 you are Absolutely right
@liquidred257
never ask
A woman: her weight
A man: his salary
Sonic: if he’s ever had a chili dog
Well, if you think about it. Sonic is a teenager. and shadow is (mentally) an adult, Shadow is alot more mature than sonic and doesn't just drop f-bombs everywhere and besides, teenagers swear all the time.
@handlename88 is another sign of maturity making the teenager sit in the bathtub
"It's okay, the army has it under control"
two scenes later
"The entire city is in flames. The streets are littered with bodies."
Well, what can the _army_ do about it? _Shoot_ the fire out? Only New York policemen try that in Real-Time Fandub.
topical
AI dungeon does political commentary
Thats pretty how most of the plot of Shadow the Hedgehog went
This is also the plot of Half-Life, somehow.
Oh my god, Sonic just gaslighting EVERYONE and becoming the villain is the most unexpected and greatest twist in the entire Sonic franchise.
Sonic was the girlboss all along
Also he fucking died and came back in human form, ep2 will be wild.
Sonic became the Villian and then plot immediately dropped it
unironically THIS. he rlly is the definition of gaslight gatekeep girlboss
@markx322 ikr everything just went bonkers from there and i love it
*"Sonic... but no longer a hedgehog."*
Put this exact phrase on my grave.
Like as a quote to live by kinda thing or cause of death?
@thedullfork both.
Why are you dying
@moosesues8887 Did he choose to die
I can't wait for the return of Sonic the Human in episode 2.
I love how it’s implied that while this is going on, Knuckles is actively doing stuff to help the civilians
Knuckles is the only one who does anything in this household
@roxonova4512 Knuckles is the only character who's retained his sanity.
He's the only one actually doing anything, and it's all off-camera.
He's always thinking about the others. Ya know... The others...?
"ARE ANY OF THE OTHERS HELPING THE CIVILIANS???"
I’m only 0:19 seconds in and I think “WHERE THE FUCK AM I PENNY!? “ is probably the best thing I’ve heard in so long
“GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PENNY WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!”
@Anon.279 deltarune reference
please let us out of the basement, it's been long enough already
Really good one right there
This was all hilarious, but "Steroids, Steroids, does whatever a spider can!" at 51:04 actually left me in tears
I CAN'T BREATHE OMG-
I JUST WATCHED THIS I GENUINELY HAD TO PAUSE IT TO FUCKING WHEEZE FOR A MINUTE
I was already laughing a lot but that part had me CRYING, so fucking funny
Elise is mentally insane when she is super high
I READ THIS RIGHT AS IT HAPPENED LMFAO
This feels like that kind of dream where the whole time you're thinking "wow, this is so intense, such a cool story!"...and then you wake up and realize it's nonsense.
That's exactly it. I was trying to find the words for what this story felt like but you nailed it.
This actually describes it perfectly
Thats what all the fandubs feel like too
Exactly! I was gonna say that!
you’ve done it! you’ve broken down ai written scripts down to its bare essentials!
Eggman: “ So you’re here to stop me from taking over the world.... and you’re threatening to destroy the planet?”
Sonic: “You see how unreasonable you’re being?”
Funniest moment of Sonic’s gaslighting
It's also the second funniest 'No, you!' comeback, only topped by:
*Dr. Hill:* "Gotta say, though, (I'm) mighty impressed..."
*The Psycho:* "Nah, listen..."
*Dr. Hill:* "No, you listen!"
i just imagined eggman having a wtf face after hearing that lmao
43:00
Silver having a moment with Shadow at 50:46 and then Elise coming in with "STEROIDS, STEROIDS DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN" is so funny, probably my favorite part
love the demigirl flag icon 🌈
@moribunee4849that's tangle the lemur
@moribunee4849bad taste in art
Smol Teto for the win
i love them talking about how they'd gladly die fighting for each other to live and then "STEROIDS-"
The fact that the AI makes Eggman sound kinda like Alfred’s interpretation makes it so much funnier.
And everyone’s laughter breaking character made this reading so much better to watch
some of the eggman parts feels like that they're from the fandubs, and i love it
i am the 700th like of this comment
yes i have ruined the 699 likes
@DJFrimFram Its like if when he said he was going to piss on the earth it actually happened instead of destroying the moon
Some of its samples probably were based on the fandubs, or possibly even just transcriptions of the fandub dialogue.
"Shadow, you've commited the most heinous of crimes, you've stolen my doctor's research. Return it at once or face the concequences."
"Did you?"
"OF COURSE HE DID THE EVIDENCE IS RIGHT THERE"
You’re laughing. Gerald Robotnik is dying of Alzheimer’s and seeing his dead father and you’re laughing.
💀
Because Alzheimer is funny
"You think a crazed mass-murdering scientist having alzheimer's hallucinationsis funny?"
"I do. And I'm tiredof pretending it's not." @AlinaAniretake
I am...and i'm tired of pretending it's not
@n0shades "DAD?? DAD?????"
Sonic: "I have the planet's survival in my hands. Maybe I should destroy it."
'Sonic Destruction' suddenly makes sense.
Not to mention Princess Elise leveling an entire city with a fire-breathing dragon.
@stwbmc98 and at the end he comes back in human form to reap the sinners
“Maybe I should cause… Sonic Destruction (2021).” - Sonic the Hedgehog
@Shard_Soldier he didn’t say that
@JupiterSombra but it was implied
The twist of Silver being Shadow all along weirdly makes this episode make more sense retroactively.
Oh, and Elise accusing Shadow of invading and destroying her city!
The scene with two Shadows definitely makes more sense.
YOU SPOILED ME damn it
@Sunkthe Sorry about that! Though the video series _is_ years old now. Plus, I can assure you that there's still some utterly unpredictable twists in episode 2 that I _haven't_ spoiled.
"I'm a hedgehog. That's just how we look" is one hell of a line to say to a character who is canonically just you in a different colour palette
Considering the ending cliffhanger it becomes genious foreshadowing, like holy shit
@alter1578 THE AI KNOWS HOW TO DO FORESHADOWING, EVERYONE TAKE COVER
@alter1578 holy SHIT i didnt even notice that
That entire conversation is one hell of a scene.
Followed immediately by "Shadow, get the fuck out of my room"
37:51 “Do you have a favorite food?”
“Yes. Chili Dogs.”
“Have you ever had one?”
*“Shadow, get the fuck out of my room”*
If that had just been something they improvised in a dub it would've been funny enough, but here it was so funny I had to pause because I couldn't breathe.
This seen broke me it was so funny
Lol i had to rewind to see if that was actually in the script
@charlesbecker4632 seen
@themyofmy Are you saying I misspelled that cause that's the same word I put? Also, I figured I misspelled it because I suck at spelling
Knuckles doesn't say or do anything too ridiculous.
Yet he's the funniest character out of the simple fact that he ignores all rules of conventional travel and decides to just be there
Good point, but consider: his list
He's a lot like Flavio (via sequence breaking) in 'Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door'.
Espio the Chameleon is a character from the Sonic comics.
@allisonstarr6074
I would love to see that be an inside meme.
Knock knock, it's Knuckles.
Elise is genuinely a much more interesting character here lmao
"I don't want to run anymore." Is a whole paraphrase of Sonic telling her to keep on running, despite what Elise did out of vengeance, she's been through so much, losing everyone, blinded by hatred.
I mostly didn’t care for Elise in this but when she said the STEROIDS STEROIDS DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN I just rolled but then she said I don’t want to run anymore was pretty good but then part 2 came out
@tacticaldroid5975 this killed me it's just so bizarre and out of nowhere it's impossible to not lose your shit and I legit hurt my chest because I had to hold in my laughter cus I have very thin walls and very grouchy neighbors
said no one ever.
no they said it here@Blanktester685
I love that sudden flip of Sonic deciding that _he_ could destroy the World
I instantly thought of that Vision meme
Actually gave me some sonic.exe vibes
@JargonMadjin Sonic: “Maybe I’m a villain.”
@jaydenlenzy3487 In this timeline we got Sonic Heroes, in another timeline we got Sonic Villains
"I'm not gonna let you destroy the world! But, I mean... someone has to.
The fact that Silver was repulsed when Shadow asked if his friend was a girl is hysterical to me
My favorite twist was when Silver was revealed as a misogynist
he *did* ask memphis tennessee to mentor him
this leads 2 two possibilities
1. Silver is sexist
2. Silver is gay or aroace
Comin out of his cage and he’s not doin so hot
@patentpending7016 personally, I interpreted it as him being gay and being disgusted that Shadow would assume otherwise
Knuckles suddenly appearing at 35:03 followed by Scout's INCREDIBLE improv “unlike you, Sonic, i have been with Amy all night” SENT me
This was my first time hearing Chase as Knuckles and now I want him voicing the character in EVERYTHING.
Knuckles is Amy’s actually supportive friend.
I swear Chase is the best dubber
I'll never get over Robby (?) demanding with increasing intensity, "Where'd you come from? Where were you?! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!? *WHERE DID YOU COME FROM????!!*"
actual tails gets trolled moment
1:02:26 That muffled "WHERE ARE WE?!" sends me every time. It's so sincere in terror and confusion.
"Let's get back to what's important"
*sonic points at shadow*
*sonic points to the woods*
*sonic points to himself*
This is going to be iconic, I can feel it
Clearly the NSFW got filtered out because you can see where that was gonna go.
@jacobsmith4428 IKR
o h n o
shadow, bring me the entire forest
no i dont feel like it
I feel like everyone is acknowledging how Knuckles appears out of nowhere, but nobody's pointing out how he disappears at will as well
Knuckles is Batman confirmed
What if he doesn’t
@isavenewspapers8890 What, are you saying that Knuckles is some sort of omnipresent being in this storyline?
@nxdiaz5916 yes
Knuckles is actually Sans
Shadow seeing the dragon get decimated by the crashing monster, then proceeding to pull out a pistol for the first time in the script and popping two caps in its already destroyed head is so fucking hilarious to me. I want Shadow to shoot things in fear that they're gonna come back to life , it happens so much in cannon.
And it has to be things that are like already super dead too.
Someone got Resident Evil laser hallwayed? Double tap that pile of chunks.
The best part of that to me is that it's probably the most in-character action Shadow took in the whole script. Has anyone here even seen Shadow the Hedgehog? That motherfucker LOVES pooping caps.
@Actiondanny Edit the comment if you want, but I will immortalize the fact that your comment said "That motherfucker LOVES pooping caps."
@thisisasupersayin376 you've done a great service for all of us
@Bazzarspider123 "I know he's gone, I'm not an idiot"
Shadow being so insensitive at such a mournful scene is so funny, especially since he's the one who killed the dragon lmao
Every six months I get the “sonic destruction urge” and I have to rewatch sonic destruction.
It’s like clockwork.
1 hour and same wtf 😭
yup yup
Wow, Sonic gaslights so much he even gaslighted the audience about his own death. Just like "YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD, I was never dead. Hedgehog... who, me? I'm not even a hedgehog"
The idea of a character becoming omnipotent by reaching the logical extreme of their gaslighting tendencies and beginning to gaslight the audience and even the narrative itself, is really good.
@quantumblauthor7300 wait hold on a minute ur onto smth-
@quantumblauthor7300 jajajak
@quantumblauthor7300 So Gone Girl?
@quantumblauthor7300 Like a mystery book where it’s you against the main character and your trying to figure out what’s real and what’s fake?
Sonic voice: “Uh oh guys! I don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one!”
How does this not have any comments?
@inferno3838 How does this have one comment from 19 minutes ago?
@burgertime434 How does this comment only have three replies: Two from two hours ago and one from a few minutes ago, the latter of which has committed a sig fig error?
Yo what? Comments, 13 hours?
@DissedRedEngie Wow, 5 replies, the last of which is from none other than A Very Disappointed Red Engineer posting 5 hours ago? Awesome!
1:03:20 Just a personal replay button for Tail's amazing "this is bullshit" line
Thanks pal, you're a pal.
I took a test today and this was on loop in my head every time I saw a question about shit we didn’t cover in class
My GOD, the fact that Robbie laughed his ass off by that line Mar had was absolutely golden!
@gummybeast6343 LMAO
me after the NFL playoffs
1:05:15 I’m fucking DYING over here. The fear in Red’s voice when they realize what the line is. And then everyone immediately starts screaming “SAY IT!”
“Say the line! Say the line! Say the line, Red! Say the line, Red!
"We're in grave danger! The killer is ᴀ ᴍ ᴏ ɴ ɢ ᴜ s"
@jotarocujoh8702I repeat this in other contexts regularly.
"READ THE LINE, RED! *READ THE LINE, RED!"*
I love the "EVERBODY SHUT UP Red you have to sell this! "
I love how Silver's robot friend Q-B is literally never brought up again after that initial conversation
His friendship was artificial
He probably got killed by either the ultimate lifeform or Elise's dragon
Q-B died offscreen like all of silvers other friends
@ashikjaman1940 NOOOOO
Q-B was an imaginary friend. Him being a robot was an allegory for Silver’s artificial look on friendship, due to being alone for most of his life (apart from Blaze the Cat) and what it means to get involved with friends
"Is ANYONE in the city helping the others?" is exactly a line from everyone's D&D campaigns
THAT’S why I like it so much!!
What is Vicious Mockery if not weaponized gaslighting?
I prefer, to call it, languishing the DM for his crime’s for the laughs
This was too good
....yeah. Many Deadlands campaigns.
"Steroids, Steroids, does whatever a spider can!"
I actually spittake, that was just out of nowhere and caught me off guard
That line almost made me pass out from laughing. Not the first time that's happened when watching RTFD.
I'm dying, send help!😂🤣😆😫
Wait...what if "Steroids" is the _dragon's_ name...?!
This is what kissing a hedgehog does to your brain.
Bestiality. Not even once.
She sang while in a straight jacket.
I miss when AI was just dumb shit like artificially-generated fanfics about how Elise is an evil dictator who's ready to backstab and kill Sonic.
LITERALLY
To be fair, AI Dungeon is still absolutely like this if you set it up right.
@battadia Do you happen to know how? I'm trying to but have no idea what I'm doing-
AI was only good when it was dumb.
Anyone remember the days of laughing at the AI generated Batman story? Hard not to miss those days.
I love how knuckles is the only one worried about anyone helping the city
In the first RTF, Knuckles was an apathetic crackhead ("But I wanted the last thing I breathed to be pot!").
While in Part 1 of Sonic Destruction, Knuckles is the only person that isn't lazy and/or insane (likely because he went to rehab after the events of the Sonic Riders dub).
Character Development at its finest.
@EdnaKonrad4MVS So much rehab his voice changed
did his character went sonic adventure era all over again
@ashikjaman1940 what do you mean chase has always played knuckles forever always
@EdnaKonrad4MVS are the Real Time Fandubs & Sonic Destruction in the same universe?
This wasn’t an emotional roller coaster, it was an emotional fucking theme park
Sonic points at shadow,
Sonic points to the woods,
Sonic points, to himself.
I'll point at you also
(Points to the sky)
@Barrage65-pop I'm not in the sky, dicknips.
@ProfessionalConnArtist knuckles: so dicknips, where are we going
“Haha one” every time he points
I’m surprised no one made a faker joke when that happened
_"we did it, we saved our city"_
has big
_"all's well that ends well" "THE CITY'S BEEN FUCKING DESTROYED!!"_
energy
In the words of Alfred “This town is *DOOMED”*
56:01
I appreciate how Sonic is out here gaslighting everyone, but Eggman just wasn't having his bullshit.
I hope that if anyone animates any of the scenes with Knuckles, he's not shown until someone refers to him, at which point the camera jerks over to him and you realize he's been standing just outside the frame this whole time.
I also love the idea that whenever he's not participating in a scene, he's still there, just occupying the space right outside of the frame. And whenever it suits him, he steps into the shot, and only then can the other characters acknowledge him.
he's like Drax. Standing so perfectly still that he is invisible
He could just burrow up from underground or jump out of a trash can like was mentioned 🤣
Just like…
*zooms in like it’s the office*
I actually thought of that
Like the characters are just talking normally and then Knuckles appears out of nowhere and the characters just have confused expressions as to how he got there
@KiiBon Sonics just talking and then *voop* knuckles steps out of nothingness and speaks like he’s always been there
I honestly really love the idea of Sonic claiming Chili Dogs as his favorite food, only for it to come to light that he has never had one. Like, he's just believed he loves them due to being under Elise's control.
"Shadow get the fuck out of my room."
or he simply began to stop eating chilidogs due to his depression arc
That, or he has been eating them this whole time, had one in front of shadow like, last week, and shadow is just making absolutely no sense to sonic and that’s why he kicked shadow out of his room.
It's like Deadpool revealing he doesn't even know/love chimichonga, he just loves saying the word.
@saltystick_99 it is a awesome word tho
“They see a black hedgehog with green eyes on his hands and knees.”
I visualized green eyes on the palms of his hands and his kneecaps
That was quite an image
and now i have to draw that
glad I'm not the only one who thought that
im juzt imagining that the eyez r juzt pattern thingz
@coyotixOK but did you actually
@Not_Alanius i completely forgot to thanks for reminding me lmao i've been having art block
Everyone losing their shit at
“How did you know I didn’t own an air fryer?!”
“BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME FOX BOY”
Where's that?
@mrbanks456 16:54 should be part.
For all those who dont know, thats an actual Eggman line
lmao all the sonic fans went bonkers
Jason: "alright, what's going on?"
Also Jason: "I have this book of prophecies from *seven thousand years ago* and knew everything that was going to happen"
man just fucking gaslit everyone by pretending to be gaslit.
I see gaslighting is the central theme for this story, huh
These just keep getting weirder and weirder and I love it
Does it reveal the five masked figures identifies?!
@sonataavalon I think they're Knuckles, Tails, Eggman, General O, and human Sonic
@ashikjaman1940-.-But General O was Silver The Hedgehog the whole time.
1:05:14
Red: "We're in grave dan-" **panicks at the next line** "No- no!"
I’d panic too.
Sussed withinours
red's name just enhances the moment
I love how everyone just fucking _explodes_ the second Red hesitates
"*sigh* The Killer is [AMONGUS]"
52:35 This moment where Penny, with her perfect voice and articulation, says “I’ve never even been to Oovoo Javer” is slept on
EXACTLY I LAUGHED SO HARD
her?
@ludiich3279 yeah? Penny's a girl
@ludiich3279she just has a really good voice
@dootdoodle569 She has a guy voice lol
I’m gonna be honest, the plot of this AI-generated script isn’t far off from the ridiculousness of a lot of actual Sonic games. And with a little clean up, it could be a legitimate plot for one of the comics.
I would be interested in a Sonic game with a plot like that.
Just imagine giving this outline to Ken Penders
@nothinpurrsonal If that happens, I hope it gets made into a movie for critics on RUclips to rip on.
To be honest, it's a lot more interesting of a story than a lot of the games.
I love the idea that they could actually do this and fix it up if they don’t have any ideas, cuz it can generate anything :D
The entire interaction with Shadow explaining to Sonic why Elise is evil has to be my favorite part of the entire story, it just feels so raw.
"I need you to sit over there." (Points at bathtub) is iconic
"Do you have a favourite food?"
"Yes. Chili dogs."
"Have you actually tried one?"
"...Shadow get the f*ck out of my room"
This moment makes me WHEEZE
I love how Shadow actually has good reason to believe Elise is evil, but instead of explaining, he just says a bunch of nonsense.
It’s a kind of narrative that we do really easily in dreams that’s really hard to capture in text
And the AI did it
And I love her for that
@samwallaceart288 and the fact that he's ordering him around in his own hotel room
The loud cheering when everyone found out that the AI wrote "Don't you think I know that, you fuck?" gave me so much life.
And when the AI had Silver say "It's no use."
I cheered so hard.
i straight up lost at that part lmao
@Mr_Original it was definitely not a coincidence
@nicoleflores2054
Couldn't have been
@Mr_Original truth, truth
56:59 I love when AI Dungeon is actually making a thing happen rather then “Let’s get going!” It’s actually pretty cool
"Elise is evil and has red eyes and is into Shadow now" is the EXACT thing you'd find out of fanfic circa 2007-2008
people probably still make stuff like that in other fandoms
People on Wattpad can confirm that what the person above me says
elise.exe
@FarrahKeks exactly
Twilight but with Sonic characters
"how did you know i didn't own an air fryer"
"BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME FOX BOY"
absolutely hilarious, this entire thing is hilarious, great job guys!
16:54
Salutations, fellow Ena
@InkSpeltPropaganda salutations!
"The mysterious man is revealed to be none other than... SONIC. No longer a hedgehog, but a human being."
That's probably the most cursed sentence I've ever heard from something Sonic related and that's REALLY saying something!
sounds like something you'd see on DeviantArt
The way he's prophecized makes it sound like he's actually Jesus when human. And that's something you can find in deviant art.
Time stamp?
I have no idea why but this description makes me visualize the original Sonic design in the live action movie but with a longer, furless body and very human hands.
SolaToRobo style ass endinf
Sonic points at Shadow.
Sonic points to the woods.
Sonic points to himself.
Sonic: "You, Me, Woods, What're we getting? Sushi of course,"
Goated reference
Uh oh! There was a roofie in our forest sushi!
We black out and wake up in a sewer
We’re surrounded by fish.
HORNY fish.
Of every character, EVERY CHARACTER the AI could have chosen for Knuckles’ list, it chooses a steam locomotive from a Welsh children’s series from the 1970s and Big the Cat… twice
nah, one is Big the Cat and the other is Big the Cat is a character from Sonic Adventure. totally different characters
The ultimate team
Espio the chameleon is from the comics.
Ivor the Engine had me weeping, came out of fucking nowhere.
@brolytriplethreat Does he date Knuckles?
“Why would I destroy the city, I lived there”
Has the same energy as
“I would never say that about Obama, he’s a great figure to the American people”
"Obama is a strong figure to the america, i would never say such a thing"
@meefcertified Exactly what I was thinking
The way he says it 🤣 1:06:20
WHY DOES TAILS HAVE THE FUCKING _WEED_
It's giving: "I'm one of the idiots that lives in it!" (from Guardians of the Galaxy, Peter Quill)
sonic: *is in a depression arc*
Eggman: *has been in the dairyqueen line trying to figure out what he wants*
The best part of this is that sometimes it's got unironically really good scenic environmental descriptive character writing with costumes and panning and the there's the dialogue coming in with shit like "hey dad" "yes dad" " I've got a mission for you dad" " what is it dad?" **Abruptly cuts to the next scene** and "Sonc chuckles"
"steroids, steroids, does whatever a spider can" also takes the cake.
Timestamp pls???
For “sonc chuckles”
@arrontheprotogen9276 12:08
Alfred's reaction after the random camera change at 21:25 always gets me too.
"I have an important mission for you--"
*The camera cuts to an outside view of the entire room.*
"What?! WHY?"
I didn't even notice that the first few times but the absolutely unnecessary cut combined with his complete bewilderment is iconic.
No
50:16 "THE DRAGON LETS OUT A ROAR!" *roar.*
That shit had me breathless
Your not wrong! ☠️
39:16 Of all the names on the list, the two most recognizable are the ones Knuckles decides to explain
Espio is such a good ninja that he stealthed his way out of everyone's memories
"Lucas, the Flaming Centipede, is a character from Sonic [Citation needed]"
I feel like Sargent O and Lucas need the most explanation
@OriginalGameteer i legit have a fanfiction where espio dies and only vector and charmy remember him because he gets wiped from existence.
Ivor the Engine is a train from a series of British children's books
55:18
"Don't you think I know that..."
*music stops with comedic timing*
"...you *fuck?"*
FUCKING DYING
I find it even funnier because Eggman started off by destroying a city.
As someone with a tic disorder, the idea that Sonic has Tourette's and "Ok. Let's get going, boys and girls! It's time to save the world" is a tic. Is HILARIOUS to me. (roughly 41:01)
Yeah I have a tic disorder aswell. I absolutely laughed out loud when that came up. Love some tic representation!
I have to know, has it turned into a tic for you?
Sorry if this is rude to ask- 😅
Same! My Tourette’s really do be like that
I have a different kind of tick disorder but I don't have a club to be a part of.😢
I think Penny said she had Tourettes too before
The palpable fear in Red's voice when they realized what they were about to say was the best part of the episode
It was completely justified
@ashikjaman1940 sus-tified
@Foster_Dawson Primal get the fuck out of my room
Amogus
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING. DING DING DING.
My favorite bit was people reading ahead and trying not to laugh.
"It was never my home... and I don't think it was ever yours, either." is such a raw as hell line that has haunted me ever since the premiere, and I can't believe it came from an AI generated sonic fan film script
Ai Dungeon goes hard sometimes.
Ikr?? Some of those lines where like, surprisingly raw
When did they say that?
@vaughnrudy8084 1:01:20
This script honestly goes hard in general
Silver wasn't repulsed that Shadow was referring to his friend being female, he was repulsed that Shadow assumed his friend was organic
12:10
My name’s SONC.
SONC the HONC.
Robby having to psych himself up to say 'Espio the Chameleon is a character from the Sonic comics' is entirely perfect
@Dontknowdontcare I was gonna say, didn’t Tam Chaotix show up in Sonic Heroes?
@tripleb7899 as a very obscure reference obviously.
Huhh HUHH *HUHH*
46:46 "Sonic at this point is like, putting out massive fucking Nagito vibes" i am losing my fucking mind
Alfred is really quiet so it feels/sounds like hes just like 30 feet away, just watching and commenting from a distance
So hard to hear him with the music added to it :(
It adds lore.
Penny said that she thought the audio was good but it seems to be an audio issue and it won't be in episode 2 hopefully.
@spoof and when is that coming out? In 3 years?
@draw2death421 Every time Penny gets a comment rushing her to release episode 2, she delays it by one day.
i miss this series
36:24 Honestly i love the interpretation that Shadow is probably just utterly disgusted by chilli dogs and does not understand why sonic would like them, like he thinks it's evil food or smt
Evil food™
Honestly tho it is evil food fuck chilli dogs they're so messy and it doesn't even taste good
shadow is albedo now lol
Shadow only eats chilli cats
Lmao I always interpreted it like “how can you claim to enjoy them when you and I both know a chili dog has never passed your lips”
Like he has no issue with the hot dogs themselves but he knows sonic has never had one, it was the favorite food Elise assigned him, and Shadow can’t take these lies anymore.
The script suddenly making Gerald call Eggman 'dad' made me laugh until my stomach hurt.
the script just kinda accidentally reversed them and repeated and just- Masterpiece
Same, I was fucking crying and gasping for air. That really took me out.
Don't you know? It's a rank in the military 😂😂
The fact the Gerald is Eggman’s grandfather makes this much much worse 😂😂😂
It's like mixing up your lines nd just deciding to roll with it.
1:01:24
"It was never my home. I don't think it was ever yours either. It was a place we passed the time."
Such a good line to come out of this absolute feature-length shitpost I love it
Honestly yeah, that was a surprisingly deep line for an AI, now that you mention it.
I mean technically it was also true, She said her home was destroyed, and Shadow keeps telling people that he has never been to any of these cities before.
@Mr_Original From the character who also shouted “STEROIDS! STEROIDS! DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN!” 51:05
an Al wrote this, i repeat, an Al wrote this.
It actually sounds like something Maria could've said before she died. It'd also actually make sense since they were on the ARK
26:48 this made me laugh so much because the AI dedicated an entire paragraph about Shadow's outfit while Silver got just a hoodie like...THATS CLASSIC SEGA BEHAVIOUR THE AI KNOWS THE DRILL WITH SILVER IS GIVING THE BARE MINIMUM
1:05:14 The terror in red's voice at the sight of that line. Absolute masterpiece.
May I offer you some Skooma in these trying of times?
"SAY THE LINE" "SAY THE LINE" "SAY THE LINE, RED"
@benadrylcucumbersnatch9401 *EVERYBODY SHUT UP!*
Red.. You *HAVE* to sell this.
@Tiffany-jw5tj oh my god there's so much pressure....
@MangoRiko I believe in you red!
To be honest, I was a little worried about how slow it started, but when that quality AI chaos hit, it hit HARD. 10/10
Yeah, at first it felt like regular fanfic and just felt extremely cringy
YEA AGREED @ first it felt a little normal but it rlly took off @ the convo with Eggman and Gerald
@marsmurderer9868 what
I like how Knuckles' list implied that either
1. Knuckles is aware of the Fourth Wall, and/or
2. The Sonic Adventure games and Sonic Comics exist in-universe, and somehow the characters from those can help them fix the hole in the planet
He's clarifying which characters are DLC with no plot significance.
At one point in one of their dubs Knuckles did refer to the audience, so aware of the fourth wall is my headcanon
i love how sonic is so insulted that shadow is questioning whether or not he has ever had a chilli dog
Why is nobody addressing the fact that Sonic just fucking threw away the toothbrush after using it
Could be a disposable toothbrush.
@williamgeorge3111 thats a thing?
@chillycoldchomper9389 What do you think they do with toothbrushes in stuff like hotels?
@williamgeorge3111 hotels have toothbrushes!?
@chillycoldchomper9389 Not always, but sometimes. For those occasions they're not gonna re-use the same toothbrush. That's 14 flavors of health code violations.
It kills me that Alfred sounds so quiet, i dunno why but he's so much funnier because I'm picturing Eggman being 1/4th the normal size, but his voice is just quieter, not smaller.
I like to imagine he'd just standing like, a ridiculous distance away
not just that but he has like a pair of binoculars or something and at least one person in the convo has a wire microphone taped to their chest so eggman can hear
I like to imagine him on his little helicopter egg, thirty feet up & refusing to come down for whatever reason
@anarkxi omg yea like a little pair of opera glasses
@MamaTrixxiee the entirety of Sonic Forces, but Eggman is a 500 feet away
I love how Shadow being a king and Silver having a robot friend are never brought up again after they're first mentioned. It's like the opposite of Chekhov's Gun.
Chekhov’s Dud?
It even funny if silver in the final battle
Says "I am not gonna win but he can"
And then his robot friend burst through the wall
Chekhov’s fancy decorations
nuG s’vohkehC
Chekhov’s Super Soaker
I saw "AI-generated" and felt a shiver down my spine.
Then, I saw that this was posted 4 years ago.
I like sonic hedgeh og.
52:50
The narrative calling out a masked figure for being obviously eggman implies eggman was hiding his identity to get into the organization
I like how Eggman's plan was hyped up so much only for the military to stop it offscreen and the actual plot to be Elise going insane over an unrelated doctor's note
"Steroids, steroids, does whatever a spider can"
That is so ridiculous only an AI could have come up with that.
Elise is an AI
I had to send a screen shot of it to my friends
WHAT IF SPIDER-MAN WAS STEROIDS BLEGH ?!?!?
51:04
I can be more ridiculous
I seek the true religion, i follow lord kebab that will save us by taking out our hair making smoothies with it and then turn our feet into dancing cactus
41:40 Alfred's reaction at this is criminally underrated
how the FUCK did you even get in here???
chase as knuckles in complete monotone "ive always been here" is a moment not often talked about but absolutely slaughters me every time
“He’s always around!”
Honestly the Chili Dog Question does bring up a bizarre existential dread and horror. Something being an integral part of your identity... yet you have never experienced it, and cannot recall why it is important to you.
Now that is a meta dread because the joke make sense
If you think about why does the story need this sonic to eat chili dogs. The story needs sonic move along, so eating a chili dog is not nessery
So when shadow question that sonic breaks character for second relizes the horror of the truth.
He seemed so defensive too
are you trying to girlboss me?
@darkmodeenjoyer3367 but he has eat it before
@thevioletskull8158
How do you know that wasn't a fake memory because the world was created the last tuesday?
1:05:15 this is the second hour-long dub in a row where Red made me absolutely lose it just by saying "no" twice.
Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice!
@enkays_den congrats ya got 2 nickles
1:00:15 i'm obsessed w jackson's silent sense of humor n him just going "I Am All I Am" as everyones laughing here
AI Dungeon: “bat-like”
Penny: Since that encounter I have never known peace.