MozART group - How to impress a woman (Official Video, 2017)
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- Опубликовано: 28 фев 2018
- The DVD can be ordered at www.mozartgroup.net/shop
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In 1995 the MozART group began to travel the world.
Now, after more than 20 years, 50 countries, 4 continents, 2.000 flights, over 300 incredibly complicated issues to get the cello with a valid (!) ticket on board of an aircraft, 1 million driven miles, surprisingly just a few lost bags but countless hours spent on airports of this planet, there is a good number of stories the quartet would like to share with the audience. "MozART comes to town!" presents a musically funny point of view on unexpected situations, regional characteristics, on their and your world. Whatever the differences between nations are, including all spoken languages, there is one universal link, which makes us understand each other: music!
"MozART comes to town!" presents a musically funny point of view on unexpected situations,
regional characteristics, on their and your world.
Whatever the differences between nations are, including all spoken languages, there
is one universal link, which makes us understand each other: music!
This DVD also contains the one-hour interview "A common spirit".
Here the MozART group presents its points of view on music, friendship, travel, coughing audience,
private life, small cities in China (over 5 Million), happy Americans, the Beatles in Taiwan, silence and
mutual understanding, black walls, cakes ...and Saint Wolfgang. The interview also show unpublished
materials from trips around the world and ther very first steps of the quartet as a group. Enjoy!
Dolby Digital 5.1. & Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo
Regional Code: 0
DVD-9 / 148 minutes / color / PAL
Camera cuts to women, who are clearly impressed
Or just acting like they are to flow with the idea
@@IThinkThereforeIAmChannel nah this shits insane
@@ejynk your mom
Yep
@@Opus566 yep
2:38 When you have a table tennis tournament, singing contest and yoga class coming up, but you only practised 39 hours that day.
If it was Ling Ling he would've done it in 40 and mastered it🤣
kamry wilson not Ling Ling
@@THEBOSS47MLG ??
kamry wilson I was saying like “ oh no not Ling Ling again”
@@THEBOSS47MLG oh
Well. I’m a woman and this video is 6 years old and I’m IMPRESSED.
let’s just say i was NOT prepared for that balloon
left a tear in my eye :,)
First I wanted to share this as whatsapp status. Already posted it. Then video went on an balloon screech. Me: 😱 DELETE DELETE. *looks at views of status* sudden relief, cause nobody watched it yet
I damn near coughed out my lungs I laughed so hard. 🤣
'Can't help falling in love wigh you' -- beautiful song
😂😂 ROFL... A lot! Thanks.
music teacher : what can u play?
me : balloon.
music tacher : wait wha-
me : and ping pong
I came here for this comment, just brilliant! XD
and mayonaise
Although it isn't the first time I've heard balloons being used as instruments. The first instance I can think of was Yusef Lateef back in the 50's. The albums were “Other Sounds” and “The Sounds of Yusef". Certainly ahead of their time.
@@wellesradio Don't forgot 99 Red Balloons
I actually have a headache from laughing at this response
Thank you, RUclips Algorithm. I am indeed impressed.
Finally the RUclips algorithm recommends me something good
(Edit:) RUclips algorithm recommended me a noose tying video a couple weeks ago. Very concerned about the algorithm.
I am mad it didn’t recommend me earlier!!!
@@howardbaxter2514 RUclips should probably not recomment spooko
Same here. 👌
Fertility rate increase imminent???
For who are not practical : The song the piing pong violinist played was “Habanera, Carmen”.
The ballon master played “Cant help falling in love with you” instead.
Thank you! They should have put this in description.
Thank you for much!!!!
Do you mean the ping pong master?
@@fathiabaroroh2656 yes
thank you
I'm so glad they showed actual women being impressed by this in real time.
Lol he actually puts vibrato on the balloon😂
And he did it well
@@truckmonth4179 The vibrato is more consistent than my violin playing
@@bruh7130 Lol
@@bruh7130 he obviously practices 40 hours a day
yes yes yes, so talented
So this is where all the women have gone
to
Or to Gatis Kandis
@Alex Mulvihill his name is awesome.. You need to understand your opinion is just that and sometimes you should keep your opinions to yourself..
@Alex Mulvihill 😂😂 your opinions aren't facts silly.. Your obviously a liberal snowflake who supports killing babies..
perentee77 woah! Where the fuck did the killing babies come from?!
Ping pong, violin, standing on one foot and singing, That's multitasking if ever I saw it. It's always a privilege to watch talented people, thank you.
I have to admit, the vibrato of that balloon is impressive
I became a woman for 5 minutes
a women*
(according to the title)
Ar you Jason statham?
I will die a woman then because this will impress me till I die, even after dying
Same
Talestory JL - That's the funniest comment I've seen in a long time.
First guy: How to impress a woman.
Second guy: How to impress a man.
I don't get it
Reply to Trey Atkins: The first guy (with the pingpong) was impressing women, and Kalijah Anderson said that the second guy (with the balloon) impressed (i’m assuming) him as well. He found “the balloon man” impressive I think. (Or maybe also handsome, I don’t want to jump to conclusions
Reply to both of you guys
Men find stupid things like the ballon funny and it is quite impresive 😂
@@trickytreyperfected1482 men are easier to impress... Just fart noises and we are impressed
Impressed by how he can blow
Am I the only one most impressed with the violinist who casually took over playing the cello?
The balloon is actually much harder to get a consistent note out of than you would think - I tried it once and managed to get a fairly convincing rendition of amazing grace after a couple of hours of practice, but the hardest part was ensuring that fingers were *exactly* the right distance apart to produce the correct pitch, the margin of error is less than a millimetre so the fact that this guy accurately produces all of those notes means that he practiced it enough that it ended up in his muscle memory
Or, great intonation sense
@@dan-us6nk I promise you, intonation sense has very little to do with it, as I said the margin of error is _tiny_ so even the slightest variation in your finger width results in a wrong note - it's basically impossible to accurately hit every note (especially that final high note that he got from a new fill with no reference - absurdly impressive) without it being basically muscle memory
@@J75Pootle You just described bowd instruments. He is a professional chamber string player, I think you strengthen my point
@@dan-us6nk oh absolutely, he'll definitely have an advantage because of that, but as I said it will only account for a small amount of how he was able to do that because it's a different technique. You have finger and thumb on each side of the balloon spout and you have to pull them both apart evenly - which is completely different to sliding individual fingers up and down the neck of a string instrument. Also as I said before, the margin of error is so much smaller - on bowed instruments (especially the cello he plays) you can be out by half a millimetre and absolutely no-one will notice because the change is so slight. However, if you're out by half a millimetre on the balloon you'll be at least a quartertone if not a full semitone out of tune which is definitely noticeable
that sad moment when you realize a baloon sings better than you do
maybe objectively. but art is usually subjective.
Andrea Roll what song is the table tennis ball
XD
That moment a balloon spells better then you
@@87rango92 Carmen - Habanera
The most impressive thing is how the audience managed to actually clap on beat
Lol ikr
Probably a German audience, they can clap to literally everything, even if they don't like it
@@lexus4tw its polish
yup, Polish
Watch one of Woodkids concert
I love how after all that the guy in the audience struggled to even hold on to the ball 😂
That is such an amazing performance. This is one of those risky performances where if you make one mistake it all crumbles and you look like a fool. Only really talented people would even try this on stage.
I'd like to think that Mozart would have approved most highly of this act.
I love imagining important people from history who have died watching our world from somewhere in the afterlife, either disapproving of it all or being really heckin' happy with what we did with what they left behind.
@@juliacassiano4499 I do the same thing.
Mozart would have been the first "soloist", and definitely the second!
Julia Cassiano шгг
Julia Cassiano б
Was not expecting the balloon(ist) be in tune and as a result, I now have tea all over my laptop after an aggressive spit of laughter and confusion.
Ling Ling can play the balloon better.
brit
@@chloroplast8611 Drinking tea = Brit? Flawless assumption and conclusion.
@@JunixZzHD Im Canadian!
That's $10.000.000 dollar ear right there
It's wonderful hearing Scott Joplin, Bizet and Elvis holding hands with Mozart. The future looks very bright.
This is the peak of humanity. Nothing get better than this
Now "how to impress Asian parents", please.
Impossible
Ling-ling knows how.
They have to do the lingling workout first
@@DanteAtropos ling ling should show us the examples, then
@@yunwei4346 indeed!
Imagine being so good at violin that the hard part is actually to do the table tenis racket
My laughing chimney is a creepy guy
Honestly you probably don't even have to be incredible at violin for that to be true. The plucking can't be that hard, and it certainly is difficult to get a consistent rhythm like that without hitting the ball slightly too hard or slightly too soft and throwing everything off.
@@joshkirkfield The plucking is difficult to master. Source: I've played several pieces that requires left hand plucking and its extremely difficult
@@joshkirkfield You think it would be easier to learn playing that one-handed on the violin than bouncing a ball in rythm?
@@vigator1301 I play a lot of ping pong, and I know that bouncing a ball perfectly in rhythm for that long is in fact difficult. On the other hand, while I cannot do the plucking, I am also not a good violinist, and it seemed plausible to me that it could be mastered with relative ease. However, you can see that a violinist did respond to my comment, and confirmed that the plucking is also difficult, therefore I was wrong. Conclusion: both parts are difficult, and the performance is even more impressive. Win win.
Bro took multitasking to a whole new level
ahh, how I love it when old foreign men single-handedly bounce a ping pong ball on a paddle whilst playing the violin and balancing on one foot
Doesn't everyone?
So it does work!😁
Creep
@@IThinkThereforeIAmChannel Why? I was joking you know
@@rosellemirage5875 oh well if you was joking.
This combines my love of classical music and my weird sense of humor perfectly
I can agree with that😆
This isn't weird.
So what your saying is... You're empressed
Alicia Banister SAME
@Alicia Banister I fell the same, so thanks that you wrote it so I have no reason to post it also :)
“Yes, I did study balloons at Juilliard. Why do you ask?”
😂😂😂
Dude, you opens out about julliard's secret trolling lessons...
Nice
The sense of rhythm this man has! To be able to keep best with ping pong ball and paddle, pluck his violin and sing notes all in different tempos. I’m truly impressed.
2:42 The moment you realize you'll never be that coordinated.
No
@@IThinkThereforeIAmChannel ok
*Uses balloon because you're too poor for a Stradivarius*
If that were true we would all be playing balloons.
@Cringey Libtard lol
@Cringey Libtard Yikes, username checks out
You may be rich, but numbers of stradivarius are limited.
No, they are very, very rich. Simply they are talented people.
Damn that's actually really impressive. His mind power... and ability to focus on 3 different tasks... that's actually insane. His accuracy on the one handed violin pluck and the ping pong ball matching the music and the vocals plus having the fear of messing up.... damn. Edit: also having to stand on one leg, and for the triggered violinists, I mean’t left handed pluck (not one handed pluck).
He's been doing that act for quite a while so he's pretty much used to do it
@No BS its easy to do once you break it parts up to the point that you can do it blind and slowly bring the parts together. It is sorta like playing a organ, keeping tempo, playing 3 parts, two with you hands and one with your feet
@No BS and practice. Like learning to play piano and sing, where your two hands are playing something completely different and your feet are pushing pedals and your voice is singing a different melody. It takes learning the individual parts and then putting it all together with practice. I was most impressed with the ping pong playing. I'd never seen it used as a musical instrument before!
he's got lvl19 abilities ;)
What song did he play?
In a general store.
Them: "we need ping-pong pad plus the ball, & ballon"
Shop owner:"you guys are having a fun party?"
Them:"no,we are gonna practice for the music concert".
*SEES BALLOON*
"So, how do you tune that thing?"
"With my mouth..."
That’s what she said.
@@Zabethah You get the idea...
Me: trying to sleep
Mosquito casually flying above my ear: 3:36
You have mosquitoes singing elvis into you ear?? Wow
@@waywardgoddess1153 which elvis song is ?
@@ClementMelchior guy played elvis' can't help falling in love with the balloon, she said it sounded like mosquitoes. So I made a joke
@@waywardgoddess1153 ahah thanks, i'm not english so i didn't understand for the joke XD
Thanks i can listen the original now :)
He meant 1:36
The man in the audience dropping the table tennis ball onto his own head was easily the best thing about this video
No. You, my man, are an idiot.
I really smiled the biggest smile once he began plucking the violin on the first song while ping-pong in tune 🥰🥰🥰
Ping ponging in time, not in tune
Never saw that balloon thing coming, very cool..
Yes, a condom was expected.
“Very cool Kanye, very cool”
And it actually fit in
Ling Ling
Yes
Ling ling Workout
I hope ur practicing 40 hours a day
Even here
Ling Ling must practicing 72 hours a day
The balloon tho 😂
No
No
No
This put a smile on my face, stuck in bed recovering from an injury and this made my day! Bravo!
That moment when a balloon is more in tune than every flute ever made...
Or oboe.
Or viola.
And more than my voice.
Or Ben lee
Hey that hurts
Me: *whips out ping pong ball and paddle*
Women: *soaking*
Lmao
Spunk: yes
The Good Doctor certainly a man that can keep spanking while hitting all the tunes with his pinky shouldn’t be underestimated....
😂😂😂
It dose show excellent coordination and tentativeness
The balloon on pitch was very impressive - all of them were and took practice, which makes it so endearing and beautiful to see the fun they were having🙂
I was drinking some water when the "Fools Rush In" started and nearly lost it up my nose and everywhere!
Honestly, if I find a guy that can play "can't help falling in love with you" on a flipping balloon, I will marry him.
You have just seen one. Ask him.
If that is a contractual offer, I am your man.
If you are a women, today is your lucky day my lady.
I would too and I’m not even gay
@@Pixal_Dragon now you are
This is the definition of "harder than it looks"
That Ballon is a true artist, no playback no auto-tune, just pure talent.
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WATCHING THEM, I LOVING IT ALREADY
Me: I bet that violinist can't impress the ladies.
Violinist: Hold my bow.
😂 BEST COMMENT 😆
😂
That baloon is in tune lol
dannnjakp more than violas
Jokes about violas are ok. But not in the comments of THE BEST POLISH QUARTET EVER
SUPER! Przynajmniej jesteście doceniani BARDZIEJ za granicą niż w Polsce :D BRAWO! Zawsze was uwielbiałem :D
Girl: What instrument do you play
Me: The Balloon
This is the hottest thing I've ever seen with my female eyes
S. Conway yes i can fully understand what you mean.
Same 😂😂😂
Stare at the sun
@WOKEN'T easy tubs. It's a monitor not a mirror.
What's the hottest thing you've seen with your male eyes then?
Balloon guy had me laughing so hard, i had his picture laminated and hung on my wall. So when ever i'm having a shitty day, i'll look up upon my wall, and remember this RUclips video i once watched.
Or you know, you could just go watch this video. But whatever floats your giraffe.
@@proxymurphy7357 Is the Giraffe Steam Powered? 😉🦒
Aw
I am impressed even as a man.... This is my first time coming across this string quartet. Great job 👍
Joyous giggle till tears thank you so MUCH. Blessings to each of you MORE Please!
Person:I can multitask
Violinist: hold my bow
Violinist: no need to hold my bow, I got it.
This man is just about as close to LingLing as any of us will be
No. LingLing can grow third arm to play Paganini 25th caprice while bouncing the ball in the rythm
@@musicstuff6670 No no no.... Ling Ling doesn't need a third arm. He can bounce the ball on the violin while playing all of Paganini's Caprices at the same time
LING LING WANNABE
Real Ling Ling workout
Except LingLing does this as a warmup to his warmup.
3:23 the vibrato is just AHHHHHHHH.
If Mozart was alive today, this is what he'd do.
"What instrument do you play ?"
"Well, it's complicated ..."
Depends on which hand, left or right.
I imagine it went something like this:
"I bet you can't play the violin on one leg, vocalize AND maintain a rythm with a pingpong ball"
"Watch me"
hold my beer lmao
How my violin 😂
@@ilovey09 "Don't hold my violin"
😑 w a t c h m e
Bro not only got notes out of his balloon, he vibrato-ed his balloon. Color me impressed!
Impressive how this quartet combines the classic with good humor. I love to see and hear them. Fantastic!
guy: takes out ballon
me:
*music starts*
me: no
guy: *smiles*
me: No
guy:.... *ballon screech*
me : no
Noooooo
got me so bad that the laugh burst out :D
I don't know what algorithm brought me here, but you can be damn sure I don't regret it...
That is part of Carmen opera - Habanera. What is the name of the last song (the baloon song)? :D
Giorgio Mauceri : SAME! All I did was open my RUclips app, and the AI was like, "Hey, I found you something cool!"
Yes you did, RUclips AI. You rock.
Very good! The ping-pong ball was great same with the balloon!
Eyewish Mozart was still alive.. Xxxx
It took me way too long to realize the ping pong was synchronized with the violins
Lol rip u
Same here
I'm impressed.
What song did he play
@@gearlessjoe6496 The Entertainer and Habanera
The real question: is this enough to impress ling-ling?
I don't think so. They look like they only practice 39 hours a day
One foot, melody violin with one hand, singing harmony, and bouncing a ping pong ball in time with Habanera. This guy gives ling-ling advice.
@@ludhannsebastivanbachthove4987 *ahem*
*V I O L A J O K E S*
@@ludhannsebastivanbachthove4987 lol
I think that's Ling Ling
I love their creative and passion for music ❤
HOLY SHIT! I love you guys. The first-ever video I've seen of y'all. Fucking pure magic mate, pure musical comedy. Fuck, not many people making it funny like you guys. Now I must watch and like all of your videos. I hope yall are still kicking ass this many years later. Fuck I'm still smiling from this fucking video.
Is anyone else amazed we didn't see this on one of the "Got Talent" shows? I would've thought Tapeface would have stolen this bit in a heartbeat. Devilishly clever, good on you lads.
They are not on any talent show, because they already are huge ;) They've been comedy superstars in Poland for at least 20 years now.
In 1990s. they were invited as a surprise to Bobby McFerrin on his concert in Warsaw. Look for "Bobby McFerrin i grupa Mozarta"
*At Interview*
*Future Boss:* Do you have any special skills?
*Me:* 3:15
😂
LOL
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*For I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU*
HIRED
I was waiting for a woman to come up and say "not impressed"
I'am Not impressive
Nahh I'm kidding thé ping pong Man ans the ballon were very good 😂
I think men are impressed as well
Lmao
E
Only 5ft11 not husband material
I learned this entire routine and performed it flawlessly and she said, "I have a boyfriend."
As a woman, I am thoroughly impressed.
Me: i like Anime, Sports, Action Movies and Gaming
RUclips Algorithm: here have this...
SAME DUDE
And its Perfect
I don't watch any of the things you watch, nor classical music, balloons or ping pong, and RUclips still gave me this too!
And another comment making fun of RUclips algorithm.. seriously, get over yourselves losers..
Right haha..expand your horizons..plus make you feel somewhat incompetent lol
Just a Polish person passing by... these guys been doing shows for years now.. I never knew they started travelling around the world. Glad to see people are enjoying this
TrayDee0 I was just looking for polish comment passing by to hit the like button
I went to a Polish festival in Houston the other day for the first time. Y'all have an amazing culture! Just sayin'!
Birds of paradise have nothing on these guys.
The man is an ocean of talent and multitasking
How any of the ladies of the audience could have pants on is not a question I can answer, mine flew off seconds after the ping pong paddle was taken out.
Proud of this comment are you?
@@ThatCoalSoul thumbs up 👍 👍
Same
This is one of the best comments I've seen in awhile.
Forrest Gump approve.
How to impress a woman?
*MULTITASK*
Black Krood And fat wallet is considered to be manifestation of this.
listen could also work
@@ReasonAboveEverything this is something a man without a interesting personality would say :)
Mai Ander Which I am not. My hobby has been years mastering different skills. It just happens to be that all women aim to date top 20 percent men.
@@ReasonAboveEverything mmmm you're sounding more like what women end up dating instead of the top 20 they're aiming.. ☖
that balloon part is so difficult but this performance is the best
That’s an insane level of multitasking! My head hurts just thinking of attempting something like that.
The ballon killed me the first time, and it still kills me now.
😂😂😂
the guy : That sort of thing has been hilarious to my since I was a child (thank you, Pee Wee Herman!). To see a grown man in a tux use it to play opera perfectly would absolutely hook me for another date.
2:22 that look he gave him "showoff".
What name of music please? 2:22
gamersss lol Carmen Habanera
@@tobyryberg thanks bro
@@tobyryberg AMÉM, THANKS
And then he goes: mate, hold my beer.
Чувство юмора - утонченного, интеллигентного - есть не у всех. Спасибо, друзья!😊
When you are so good at being a musician you have to make it harder 😂
Her: What kind of instrument do you play?
Me: Yes
Child: "Mom, why is there a deflated balloon framed?"
Mom: "Well, it was from the time I was impressed by the most wonderful performance-"
Child: "Is this the same performance uncle Dan went to? He has an orange table tennis ball put up on display."
Mom: "..."
Cool you actually had a little script in your mind 👍😀
“Hun, that’s not the deflated balloon. That’s the broken condom that your dad and I used that’s why we got you.”
@@arniecalang4583 🤣🤣🤣 BRUH!
There are people who was born to shine. Impressive.
i love the look on the left dude's face at 2:23
hes like: "what a show-off, heh"
Recommendations sometimes fail, sometimes don't. This is one of the latter cases.
MozART group - How to impress a woman | #Music:
1st) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Divertimento in F major, K. 138, "Salzburg Symphony No. 3", III. Presto (0:20).
2nd) "The Entertainer" is a 1902 classic piano rag written by Scott Joplin (0:50).
3rd) "Habanera" (Carmen) Georges Bizet (2:10)
4th) Elvis Presley - "Can't Help Falling In Love" (3:00).
@lucianopersi1 | São Paulo, Brazil
you're a hero dude thanks!
Thanks buddy!
oh thank you thank you thank you so much...
You're the real MVP!
After searching nearly the whole comments, you brought the answer. Thanks you very much.
This post needs more like, so every one can find it easier.
The amount of skill is out of this world😮
Brilliant I’m very much entertained and impressed!