3 Times John Constantine Outsmarted the Devil

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  • @warriorxd2847
    @warriorxd2847 Год назад +23277

    *Deceived him again into drinking holy water.*
    Man he did him wrong though. ☠🗿

    • @diamondogaming5459
      @diamondogaming5459 Год назад +455

      Its probably like if you drank lava ☠☠☠

    • @warriorxd2847
      @warriorxd2847 Год назад +270

      @@diamondogaming5459 even worse. 💀

    • @efreniiibravante4373
      @efreniiibravante4373 Год назад +228

      It's like something out of Adventure Time with the blood sword blessed by the local priest

    • @Bashman20
      @Bashman20 Год назад +41

      He didn't like the horns

    • @warriorxd2847
      @warriorxd2847 Год назад +12

      @@Bashman20 🗿

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 Год назад +18010

    Don't forget he sold his soul to all 4 lords of hell at the same time so when they all came for it they would either have to fight each other for it or let one of them have it, so they decided to cure his terminal cancer and let him live instead.

    • @yueYOUCH
      @yueYOUCH 11 месяцев назад +121

      Why?

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 11 месяцев назад +366

      @@yueYOUCH Which part are you asking about

    • @yueYOUCH
      @yueYOUCH 11 месяцев назад +536

      @@ethanlivemere1162 why did they cure his cancer and let him live

    • @nixcrag4118
      @nixcrag4118 11 месяцев назад +1416

      ​@@yueYOUCHCause otherwise they would have to fight each other for his soul since they would never come to an understanding

    • @ethanlivemere1162
      @ethanlivemere1162 11 месяцев назад +1486

      @@yueYOUCH He promised all of them separately that they would get his soul after he died. So when he was about to die, they all came to claim his soul. But since all of them had equal right to his soul, they would either have to share (which they won't because they're demons) or fight each other for it, which would mean an all-out war in hell. So to avoid the war they made it so he wouldn't die.

  • @karlvillanueva7325
    @karlvillanueva7325 Год назад +9457

    He also tricked the devil into curing his terminal lung cancer.

    • @life_enjoyer_161
      @life_enjoyer_161 Год назад +274

      Devil, we need to cook

    • @CoyotesOwn
      @CoyotesOwn Год назад +140

      THat is what tey meant by tricking te Devil into resurrecting him for free.

    • @the-terraria-nerd3130
      @the-terraria-nerd3130 Год назад +61

      ​@@CoyotesOwnno he literally got resurrected

    • @it_is_what_it_is269
      @it_is_what_it_is269 Год назад +55

      wasnt john the soul lucifer himself wanted to claim but he cheated hell by selfless sacrifice ?

    • @the-terraria-nerd3130
      @the-terraria-nerd3130 Год назад +5

      @@it_is_what_it_is269 idk probably

  • @YOURteacher_100
    @YOURteacher_100 Год назад +1372

    He just casually annoys the most powerful being in his entire omniverse lol

    • @adamd5849
      @adamd5849 Год назад +39

      A true role model

    • @cl_snek
      @cl_snek Год назад +79

      You know you're the boss when you have the power to annoy God and get away with it

    • @gaywerewolf1294
      @gaywerewolf1294 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@Hungrydinoinyigoto Hell considering his contracts with demons. But considering he once tricked and made a contract with all 4 lords of Hell for his soul and cornered them to where they either keep him alive (they cured his cancer lol) or have an all out war in Hell, I think he'll be good for a while

    • @YOURteacher_100
      @YOURteacher_100 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@gaywerewolf1294and it wouldn’t matter too much considering he is friends with Lucifer

  • @toaolisi761
    @toaolisi761 Год назад +1851

    Constantine is the kind of guy that would unknowingly walk into a bar taken over by demons, and still finish his drink once he understands the danger.

    • @cl_snek
      @cl_snek Год назад +54

      Can imagine him walking into a bar full of every demon from every fandom franchise having eyes on him, as he orders for a drink, finishing it and leaving without saying a word

    • @reaper7939
      @reaper7939 Год назад +62

      There was a comic where John walked into a Demon bar ordered a drink and sat at the bar while all the demons watched him, then he got up and cursed the bar and threatened to send them all back to hell if they didn’t keep buying him rounds but he made the price for a drink a soul and so each demon proceeded to explode bc the only human soul there was John and the demons “souls” weren’t real souls, he then made the bartender make him a drink and the bartender then proceeded to explode

    • @DMES-wp2fj
      @DMES-wp2fj 11 месяцев назад +6

      I dont think that would happen to John, tho. He can sense them even if they're hiding, i f he goes in the bar, then he went in, not by accident.

    • @youfrickentube
      @youfrickentube 11 месяцев назад +18

      John once walked into a bar he did not know was full of debt collector/stock market loanshark demons, watched a human woman try to flirt her way out of her situation and be killed for it, then ran away as fast as he possibly could. He then sat in a magic circle out of fear. Early Constantine comics co-signed by his creator are horror comics and he's very often in "I nearly pissed myself cause of my idiocy" situations 😂

    • @NeonSuperNovas
      @NeonSuperNovas 10 месяцев назад +7

      Just to find out that one night he was black out drunk and cast all of the demons he fought that night to said bar lmao.

  • @david95ms
    @david95ms Год назад +9017

    Update 5 years later: Gabriel and the succubus are happily married in the mortal realm with three kids, witnesses states that Constantine was his best-man

    • @Creym464
      @Creym464 Год назад +469

      What the hell

    • @Maelodas
      @Maelodas Год назад +745

      Those kids about to be OP.

    • @PrimordialNyx
      @PrimordialNyx Год назад +289

      ​@@Creym464or heaven

    • @profilefeather
      @profilefeather Год назад +706

      No. The succubus leaves him and Gabriel falls deeper into depression. Constantine also stole the guys heart literally so he can squeeze it and kill him whenever he wants, basically making him Constanines slave. The devil kills him over a year later of the arch angel being alone, with a lot less power and very, very depressed.

    • @emiliomaalouf5101
      @emiliomaalouf5101 Год назад +141

      I mean, forgiveness is a good thing thing, but not to the point where you invite the guy who ruined your life to your wedding.

  • @devam8192
    @devam8192 Год назад +3172

    I love how John is an almighty magician but uses a foking Chainsaw as a weapon against Gabriel 🤣

    • @numbers93
      @numbers93 Год назад +114

      the OG chainsaw man

    • @beesforbreakfast
      @beesforbreakfast Год назад +155

      It’s barely a weapon, it’s a tool; he uses it to remove Gabriel’s wings, tying him to the mortal plane. As Constantine also has Gabe’s heart at this point - destroying which is one of the few things that can permanently kill an angel - he essentially blackmails the Earthbound Gabriel into watching his back. Of course this is all in the old Vertigo continuity, I dunno how much was retained when he as reintegrated into the main DC timeline

    • @emiliomaalouf5101
      @emiliomaalouf5101 Год назад +15

      I guess he read chainsaw man

    • @524ti
      @524ti Год назад +13

      ​@@beesforbreakfastwhy can't gabriel regenerate or create new organs for himself using magic

    • @nickfrison9716
      @nickfrison9716 Год назад +41

      @@524tiexactly why it was retconned lol constantine is awesome but he wouldn’t even be able to physically take gabriel’s heart or cut his wings off without some of the most insane ass pull

  • @stitch1318
    @stitch1318 9 месяцев назад +85

    Bro's got a "Get Out of Jail card"

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima Год назад +10307

    I freaking loved Constantine's appearance in Justice League Action. Replacing his cigar with a lollipop to make him kid-friendly was pure Timm/Dini style! 😎

    • @MalcolmBowens6
      @MalcolmBowens6 Год назад +240

      Reminds me of what 4kids did with Sanji

    • @TetsuShima
      @TetsuShima Год назад +102

      ​​​@@MalcolmBowens6
      Yeah, completely absurd. Anyway, I liked the way 4kids constantly shipped Ash and Misty with their translation changes and songs.
      I am a proud Pokéshipper

    • @Therandomguyyoumet5yearsagoalt
      @Therandomguyyoumet5yearsagoalt Год назад +1

      😎👍

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq Год назад +56

      To be fair, lollipops are healthier than tobacco. Taste better too

    • @little_Cece
      @little_Cece Год назад +3

      Which episode

  • @RaeezTheDeadPoet
    @RaeezTheDeadPoet Год назад +1334

    The one soul the devil would come to earth to collect personally

    • @robertcook5417
      @robertcook5417 Год назад +28

      True

    • @andreasgkionakis1892
      @andreasgkionakis1892 Год назад +12

      YOU ARE EVERYWHERE IN THE WIG LADY THE GAY NEWS AND EVERYTHING ELSE HOW DO WE HAVE SO SIMILAR FYP

    • @fightmonkey4750
      @fightmonkey4750 Год назад +35

      At this point, I feel like the devil would be afraid to talk to him. It hasn't worked out well at all for him. 😆

    • @nxmx6ix
      @nxmx6ix Год назад +3

      YWNBAW

    • @andreasgkionakis1892
      @andreasgkionakis1892 Год назад +1

      Omg

  • @GodzillaInHell231
    @GodzillaInHell231 Год назад +192

    Bro bullying the archangels at this point

  • @shadowdynamic3895
    @shadowdynamic3895 11 месяцев назад +113

    This man is a fucking menace summoned trigon ones to just lit up his cigar

  • @unfunnyvalentine4328
    @unfunnyvalentine4328 4 месяца назад +21

    devil: im going to collect your soul
    john: *travel specifically to london*

  • @Dragonflyjones67
    @Dragonflyjones67 Год назад +435

    Constantine would literally destroy the DC continuity with one simple lie, deception, or manipulation.

    • @richardcarpii4086
      @richardcarpii4086 11 месяцев назад +17

      Just for the sake of saving it. That's what he did in apokolips war

    • @saharatul
      @saharatul 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@richardcarpii4086He did that and got punished for it. Now he is the parish of the Tomorrowverse

    • @daydreamdirty
      @daydreamdirty 5 месяцев назад

      Like the joker 😆

  • @Chad0023
    @Chad0023 11 месяцев назад +227

    How does DC keep making mid movies when they have dope characters like this😂

    • @liamquelaudren9992
      @liamquelaudren9992 6 месяцев назад +21

      I know right ? 😂 like we could have a dope horror/gore Constantine movie with the same vibes as House of Mystery for example but no DC prefers to give a eye hurting Flash movie

    • @madnessman1520
      @madnessman1520 6 месяцев назад +18

      We already have a keanu reeves John Constantine movie and the sequel was announced a while ago too

    • @Chad0023
      @Chad0023 6 месяцев назад +16

      @liamquelaudren9992 their animation side cooks though they made a far better connected universe than the DCEU

    • @liamquelaudren9992
      @liamquelaudren9992 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@Chad0023 and they made flash’s speed look finally like real super speed and not the « I swim in marmelade » type of shit we had in the movie
      I totally agree DCAU is a goated verse

    • @alejandrasanchez3022
      @alejandrasanchez3022 5 месяцев назад +4

      cause almost nobody knows about him, all they know is Batman, Superman and WW and sometimes Flash, or Green Lantern (Aquaman and Shazam kinda)

  • @grandmamargeret7296
    @grandmamargeret7296 5 месяцев назад +24

    Bro just said fuck London in particular 😭💀

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima Год назад +2463

    Zatanna: "Wanna date me, John?"
    Constantine: "Sure! I even bought you something to wear that will make you look even more attractive during the date!"
    Zatanna: "Oh, how thoughtful of you! I'm glad I rejected the advances of Bruce, Jason, and others to…Wait, you just gave me a shark mask?!"

    • @factuallysomename
      @factuallysomename Год назад +300

      It's funnier when you realise Zatanna is the one who mostly tries to advance on Bruce.

    • @Chadius_Thundercock
      @Chadius_Thundercock Год назад +204

      @@factuallysomenamemakes sense, Bruce just ain’t the kind of dude to make advances on someone

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal Год назад +52

      I understood that reference

    • @harrisppm2575
      @harrisppm2575 Год назад +56

      What's funny is that his ex is king shark

    • @Poisonedwight
      @Poisonedwight Год назад +32

      @@factuallysomenameI hate when they do that tbh like I understand regular people being all “wow look it’s Bruce Wayne he’s so hot and rich” but characters like diana or zatanna and just superhero’s in general wouldn’t be that taken by that since they’ve seen it all before and can date someone else with money and looks I just don’t get why writers do that it makes me cringe

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima Год назад +383

    *Fun fact:* Constantine's creator said he once met the supernatural detective in real life, I gladly inform you that the name of his creator is Alan Moore. That surely clears up all your doubts. 😅

    • @EmmanuelMorningstar-fg1qb
      @EmmanuelMorningstar-fg1qb Год назад +22

      Are you saying he has mental problem or is known for saying lies

    • @tacotuttle
      @tacotuttle Год назад +42

      I think he’s saying Alan Moore is credible (search it up, you’ve very probably heard of at least one of his comics) or he’s being sarcastic

    • @RealDlanor
      @RealDlanor Год назад +22

      Weren't there like 4 other comic writers who said they also encountered Constantine once in their lives?

    • @joeclarke7982
      @joeclarke7982 Год назад +42

      ​@@RealDlanormultiple authors who wrote Hellblazer claim to have seen him in real life

    • @_aWiseMan
      @_aWiseMan 11 месяцев назад +5

      That's actually interesting

  • @Derpyderpderper
    @Derpyderpderper Год назад +1392

    What's his beef with the entirety of london bruh 😂😂

    • @jackoakham-pm8ji
      @jackoakham-pm8ji Год назад +68

      Yea man what’s the beef they didn’t do anything

    • @austinmcmullen7428
      @austinmcmullen7428 Год назад +263

      He’s Australian

    • @alraodah
      @alraodah Год назад +118

      Beans on toast

    • @HarryK-ld2ed
      @HarryK-ld2ed Год назад +437

      Nothing. He just knew that no higher power would allow 8 million people of London to die instantly because of a demonic curse and would intervene immediately saving all of them, which is why John did that. And the plan worked out.

    • @BESTMOAD
      @BESTMOAD Год назад +25

      ​@@alraodahI usually put jelly hash brown and a meat of my choice on my toast to make a combined breakfast snack

  • @TsukabuNosoratori2
    @TsukabuNosoratori2 6 месяцев назад +10

    When he introduced Felix Faust as "Wizard and asshole extroadinare" I was thinking "Talking about yourself there too bro?"

  • @liquidjackson7172
    @liquidjackson7172 7 месяцев назад +6

    He’s one of the few people that Batman listens to due to his high level of intelligence/cunning.

  • @DrBright5558
    @DrBright5558 Год назад +96

    this dude is literally Jack Bright, Alto Clef, and Charles Gears in one person.

    • @whitepencil779
      @whitepencil779 11 месяцев назад +8

      The unholy Trinity😂

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey 10 месяцев назад +8

      More like all those are John Constantine knock-offs

    • @darkflame1.067
      @darkflame1.067 4 месяца назад

      Says Dr Bright

  • @DeepFriedGoblin
    @DeepFriedGoblin 11 месяцев назад +12

    He's so smart he has even tricked his writers into believing he is real

  • @uptowndadeboi7925
    @uptowndadeboi7925 Год назад +21

    Justice League:
    "Constantine the worlds about to end"
    Constantine: "I Think i better be hitting the old dusty trail😂😂"

  • @orionriftclan2727
    @orionriftclan2727 Год назад +117

    Basically only thing that makes him not a villian is that he is the focus

    • @bohanxu6125
      @bohanxu6125 8 месяцев назад +1

      hE iS aN aNtI hErO *drooling

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima Год назад +2556

    Batman: "We need your help to stop Darkseid, John"
    Constantine: "And what makes you think I'm going to do it? I'm sick of always saving this damn planet's butt!"
    Batman: "Darkseid plans to attack the shark reserve first"
    Constantine: *DOOM music kicks in*

    • @lukhw1n657
      @lukhw1n657 Год назад +140

      For those who don't know... Do research to find out cause I ain't saying it

    • @bislama1
      @bislama1 Год назад +179

      @@lukhw1n657then why even comment?

    • @vijubhau473
      @vijubhau473 Год назад

      ​@@lukhw1n657chad😂

    • @Wannabe_Chemist
      @Wannabe_Chemist Год назад +49

      ​@@bislama1it was a fun comment.

    • @bislama1
      @bislama1 Год назад +112

      @@Wannabe_Chemist ig…but yk what’s even more fun? sharing information that can be easily accessible so everyone in the comments section can get the joke. still have no idea why everyone commenting about constantine liking sharks or wtv, which isn’t really a big deal but i just feel like that dude’s comment was completely pointless. he could’ve commented nothing and it would have the same effect on me

  • @douglasfoley2060
    @douglasfoley2060 8 месяцев назад +4

    This made me laugh. Especially at the end “he has little regard for human life including his own.” LMFAO!!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @cultofhampter
    @cultofhampter 10 месяцев назад +5

    Me: half asleep
    "Known for his griddy"
    *WHAT*

  • @jakelin406
    @jakelin406 4 месяца назад +3

    The one person that batman can't beat with prep time

  • @VillainsInside3
    @VillainsInside3 3 месяца назад +1

    Really wish his series never got canceled man. Definitely deserves a long running series.

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima Год назад +273

    John Constantine: "With my powers I can find the right person for each problem"
    Also John Constantine: "Oops, I forgot to buy soap. Time to see Zatanna so she can lend me a hand..." 🚬🗿

    • @ReigoVassal
      @ReigoVassal Год назад +37

      Also John: "I forgot my lighter again. Welp, time to ask Trigon to light my cigs."

    • @Shiirya
      @Shiirya Год назад +20

      He also "can find the right problem for each person" :3

    • @eunumsei2258
      @eunumsei2258 Год назад +8

      Why would Constantine buy soap? He is an English man! He doesn't care about bathing!

    • @loukmanetinta6283
      @loukmanetinta6283 Год назад +5

      ​@@Shiiryaunderrated comment😂

  • @alexthegreat5009
    @alexthegreat5009 4 месяца назад +2

    "After he was marked by a demon, he went to London"
    I'm sure he fits in just fine there

  • @sebcadecon
    @sebcadecon Год назад +7

    With a hero like this who need villans

  • @animeexecution5079
    @animeexecution5079 Год назад +5

    I think guy literally threatened the presence one time all by himself😂😂

  • @Ookami20
    @Ookami20 10 месяцев назад +4

    *John Constantine does the unthinkable*
    Me: HELL YA

  • @jakdurok561
    @jakdurok561 2 месяца назад +1

    Constantine: hey guys? 😄
    Dante and Vergil: 👀👀

  • @jonathansalvatore222
    @jonathansalvatore222 5 месяцев назад +4

    This is why The Presence doesn't want anything to do with him since when John always shows compassion or decides to sacrifice himself for the sake of humanity, he always ends messing everything up.

  • @LordNeverwinter
    @LordNeverwinter 5 месяцев назад +1

    Demon was like - sureeee ill take these 8 mil souls ... such a bad deal ... wink wink

  • @copperdaylight
    @copperdaylight Год назад +60

    I don't consider giving the devil 8million souls for the price of one, outsmarting anyone.

    • @HarryK-ld2ed
      @HarryK-ld2ed Год назад +63

      Yeah that was outsmarting. Cause he knew no higher power would allow that to happen and would intervene immediately saving all of them, including Constantine. And the plan worked.

    • @copperdaylight
      @copperdaylight Год назад +12

      @@HarryK-ld2ed no. He gambled. 1 vs million souls happen all the time. Drugs Lords do it. Warlords do it. Freedom fighters do it. He just won because of plot armor. Not outsmarting.

    • @piercemchugh4509
      @piercemchugh4509 Год назад +58

      @@copperdaylight welcome to comics and storytelling. You must be new here.

    • @joeclarke7982
      @joeclarke7982 Год назад +15

      ​@@copperdaylighthe still came up with a plan that let him keep his soul and get 1 over on the lords of hell by doing something they nvr wouldve thought of...so ya he outsmarted them

    • @copperdaylight
      @copperdaylight Год назад +4

      @@joeclarke7982 that's what makes this baffling. The Lords of hell is definitely about unfair trades. Even in the movie, a lot of them had to die, just to save one girl's soul. If anything, this is just heaven playing favorites.

  • @BnT904Loyal
    @BnT904Loyal 5 месяцев назад +1

    DCeased is Constantines peak finesse😂😂

  • @SecondLayton
    @SecondLayton 10 месяцев назад +34

    James Gunn HAS to include John Constantine in the new DCU
    He already has plans for Swamp Thing, so John can appear and starts the Justice League Dark

    • @mordiHarbinger
      @mordiHarbinger 10 месяцев назад +2

      Yes and it seems Keanu reeves will actually be his Version. Constantine 2 is still Not cancelled.

  • @NorSe_RavN
    @NorSe_RavN 3 месяца назад +1

    Bro pull an Angel to sleep with a Succubus xD Alr this guy is GOAT lmao

  • @TheDistantman
    @TheDistantman 10 месяцев назад +4

    During the Injustice series, he tricked Trigon into thinking Superman kidnapped Raven, causing him and Mr. Myzspitilik (I know I fucked his name up) to damn near destroy all of reality and got them trapped in a pocket dimension so his soul was free. Now he could raise his daughter without having her fucked up too

    • @MarcSiqueira
      @MarcSiqueira 2 месяца назад +1

      That was also to have a way to beat superman's ass as powerfull magic is one thing that can deal with him and he though sure Trigon would be powerful enough. So he just let those 2 fight each other and whoever wins is a profit for him anyways lol. He is a master in coming up with a cunning plan of having someone else more powerful than him do the actual solving. This is why nearly everyone hates him as they often get involved in his problems which grows in proportions to "everyone's" problem which then makes then help him for the sake of the everyone not for his sake lol.

  • @msddvisage
    @msddvisage 9 месяцев назад +1

    crowbar??
    dam john be fightin against gordon freeman💀

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima Год назад +52

    Imagine that Constantine is the one selected to perform the exorcism on Regan MacNeil. Pazuzu would have instantly said "OH SH*T!" and left the body 😂😂😂

  • @boredbleh9200
    @boredbleh9200 Месяц назад +1

    hes the batman of magic

  • @kf8228
    @kf8228 Год назад +7

    His TV show was underrated. So was his movie

  • @user-unkn0wn444
    @user-unkn0wn444 4 месяца назад +2

    Poor little demon* Deceived 2nd time, Drunk Holy water 😂😂😂*🆔 iot demon*😂

  • @Tophbayphong
    @Tophbayphong Год назад +88

    John is a detective known for his gritty
    💀💀

  • @Faux_Dieu
    @Faux_Dieu 5 месяцев назад +1

    He is the goddamn Churchill 😂

  • @3sixgod36
    @3sixgod36 Год назад +7

    Bro outsmarted Luci,Twice. 💀😂😂

    • @EmmanuelMorningstar-fg1qb
      @EmmanuelMorningstar-fg1qb Год назад +5

      Not the actual luci but a devil known as the fallen one

    • @dame3323
      @dame3323 3 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@EmmanuelMorningstar-fg1qbHe has outsmarted the actual Lucifer before. Aren't they kind of friends? I know they slept together right?

  • @aka_miso
    @aka_miso 6 месяцев назад +1

    "He got gabriel cast out of heaven"
    Damn...
    "He then cut off his wings with a chainsaw"
    DAMN!

  • @relic-kun8582
    @relic-kun8582 Год назад +5

    Summoning a demon to light his cigar 😂

  • @detectiveduck1577
    @detectiveduck1577 9 месяцев назад +1

    “Tricked him into drinking holy water” boy wtf thats messed up

  • @kevinhill8193
    @kevinhill8193 Год назад +11

    Get the job done = Save his own ass

  • @abohsukampret
    @abohsukampret 6 месяцев назад +1

    So he's basically Batman with magic.

  • @omicron0mega
    @omicron0mega 5 месяцев назад +4

    So thats why Lu loves him so much.

  • @legoman5491
    @legoman5491 10 месяцев назад +1

    So basically, hes the medic from team fortress 2

    • @jpf7942
      @jpf7942 7 месяцев назад

      He's magic Batman

  • @nikkimiddlekillsday5161
    @nikkimiddlekillsday5161 Год назад +13

    And the movies thought the Keanu Constantine was a jerk 😂

  • @ReikenAncalagon-qu2lh
    @ReikenAncalagon-qu2lh 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bruh this dude is a menace! 😅

  • @Sayon1337
    @Sayon1337 Месяц назад +3

    Background Music is Joe Hisaishi - Merry-Go-Round of Life
    The specific one in the video sound like a out of tune piano version.

  • @torisamuel7174
    @torisamuel7174 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ahhhhhh... Jon being Jon. 😂 Satan is fedup already.

  • @animes3205
    @animes3205 Год назад +15

    Sad that they don't do the 2nd season of it's series.

    • @antoyacoubian437
      @antoyacoubian437 11 месяцев назад

      Indeed

    • @cha5
      @cha5 10 месяцев назад

      Yeah, I would kill for a Season 2.

  • @blyatman9726
    @blyatman9726 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bro is on a trolling spree

  • @rikweeds2306
    @rikweeds2306 Год назад +13

    Constantine is such a rascal

  • @sasmeg
    @sasmeg 8 месяцев назад +1

    the plot armour is crazy

  • @sohomchandrachandra8446
    @sohomchandrachandra8446 Год назад +13

    Finally he was casted away by Spectre in the film....House of Magic

    • @connortobin3775
      @connortobin3775 11 месяцев назад +1

      Not that it took. That synchronicity wave thing he's got going on can be straight BULLSHIT when it comes to being OP. Like the Force decided to grow a pair and actually get shit done that day.

    • @thebelmont1995
      @thebelmont1995 8 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure he escaped.

    • @nguyenlan9090
      @nguyenlan9090 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@thebelmont1995he shouldn't escape
      House of Magic is to protect him

  • @cej3940
    @cej3940 8 месяцев назад +1

    He sounds so British not gonna lie lol

  • @SandMan1998
    @SandMan1998 Год назад +4

    He outsmarted devil and angel yet he got his ass handed by Darkseid

  • @popculturestuff2909
    @popculturestuff2909 3 месяца назад +2

    Hopefully constantine will be in Gunn's new DC universe. dude was awesome in the arrowverse and his solo show, tho a little underused. Animated movies really get him right tho imo

  • @franktrevinoDUH
    @franktrevinoDUH Год назад +7

    He put on The Helmut of Fate!!! And then "killed" (but not really tho) Nabu in order to remove it without being trapped 🤣

  • @deneskun.8587
    @deneskun.8587 4 месяца назад +1

    >after he was marked by a demon he travelled to london
    Poor guy

  • @papito9898
    @papito9898 Год назад +79

    I want a new Constantine movie with Keanu reeves this man was an amazing Constantine

    • @mrwolf9907
      @mrwolf9907 Год назад +21

      No he wasn’t. I love Keanu but the guy’s acting is flat and dry. Constantine is cheeky, deceitful and cunning. Keanu’s Constantine was none of these things.

    • @bornvillain6819
      @bornvillain6819 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@mrwolf9907
      Keanu is being a real try hard for a sequel too 🙄

    • @cha5
      @cha5 10 месяцев назад +8

      I’ll take Matt Ryan over Reeves anytime.

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius 10 месяцев назад +2

      You should watch the Constantine TV show, the show itself has issues because CW tried to make it more PG to appeal to some insane demographic (they had no faith in it obviously) meaning it is very watered down in terms of content (which alienated fans), but the actor himself was absolutely fantastic in this case.
      In fact he was so perfect that he really should have been cast in the up coming series, but instead we got Sope Dirisu for some reason (who is a fantastic actor, and Gangs of London should be mandatory for anyone who likes the genre, but he's not a fit for Constantine in any way) because apparently British Punks cannot be British Punks anymore lol.
      Keanu is even worse, really, because his character isn't even close to that, it's just a classic American action hero style... The movie is fun, but it's not really a Constantine movie.

  • @thespianable
    @thespianable 7 месяцев назад +1

    Constantine is an amoral batman of the occult

  • @SlayedMcDuck
    @SlayedMcDuck Год назад +3

    I do remember how Lucifer trick John that he was sleeping with him.😅

  • @lxDastanxl
    @lxDastanxl 4 месяца назад +1

    The movie with Keanu Reeves is amazing I hope we get to see him on some DC movie some day

  • @TheWicked-l9t
    @TheWicked-l9t Год назад +23

    He's just the coolest

  • @MustertheBrohirrim
    @MustertheBrohirrim 11 месяцев назад +1

    The comics we had and the movies we got 😢

  • @jorgep19651
    @jorgep19651 Год назад +15

    He needs more appearances wether live action or animated

    • @adamd5849
      @adamd5849 Год назад +1

      Him and Deadpool could make for an interesting TV show. Both could easily just jump into the DC/Marvel universes by annoying the main deity of both universes

    • @Greenphantom16
      @Greenphantom16 Год назад +1

      ​@@adamd5849they annoy the executives into allowing the crossover

  • @elgordobondiola
    @elgordobondiola 10 месяцев назад +2

    He also tricked movie execs into becoming keanu reeves

  • @legitusername-zl7to
    @legitusername-zl7to Год назад +3

    it's just a prank bro
    the prank:

  • @thefacelessquestion3333
    @thefacelessquestion3333 10 месяцев назад +1

    No wonder London's getting messed up.
    Lol

  • @lucy7th
    @lucy7th Год назад +7

    Howl's Moving Castle theme would be the last song I would associate with John Constantine.

  • @IDoBeCalvingTho
    @IDoBeCalvingTho 3 месяца назад +2

    This was before John Casterline got stuck in the void.

  • @stephendelk7710
    @stephendelk7710 10 месяцев назад +7

    Matt Ryan as John Constantine was just…perfection

    • @cha5
      @cha5 10 месяцев назад

      Amen

  • @nikolaisiewdass559
    @nikolaisiewdass559 11 месяцев назад +2

    Nah bro outsmarted the devil 😂

  • @290revolver290
    @290revolver290 5 месяцев назад +3

    That's why heaven and hell fight for him on a regular, he's a special one

  • @moriawalker1712
    @moriawalker1712 9 месяцев назад +1

    We need a rated R animated Max Constantine series

  • @zutax8375
    @zutax8375 Год назад +6

    Plot armour

  • @wolfstagjr.5721
    @wolfstagjr.5721 10 месяцев назад +1

    Heaven doesn't want him and Hell can't keep him

  • @Brndndutton
    @Brndndutton Год назад +5

    He’s next level for sure.😎

  • @billi5920
    @billi5920 10 месяцев назад +1

    Gabriel be like : " but y tho? "

  • @shadowofthestarsdespair
    @shadowofthestarsdespair Год назад +7

    the british batman we always wanted

  • @RandomNutz
    @RandomNutz 8 месяцев назад +1

    Don’t forgot the apocalypse war lol

  • @dingaia
    @dingaia 8 месяцев назад +7

    and nobody plays or voices him like matt ryan, dude literally born like 100 km from where constantine was born, it's like he was made for it. Yet they give to keanu, oof.

  • @itastegood_
    @itastegood_ 11 месяцев назад +1

    People in london catching strays

  • @Daveyboy_RS3
    @Daveyboy_RS3 Год назад +8

    Anyone who likes Constantine should watch the animated movie Justice League dark: Apokolips War. Great ending!

  • @pharaohkai1
    @pharaohkai1 10 месяцев назад +1

    Constantine is the Batman of magic

    • @pharaohkai1
      @pharaohkai1 10 месяцев назад +1

      Except when batman is around then he's like the night wing of magic

  • @FBI.sMostUnwanted
    @FBI.sMostUnwanted 10 месяцев назад +7

    Not many people realize that no one dares to fuck with him or Flash.
    You can mess with Superman or Batman, but even Batman knows that messing with John is a severe issue.
    Also, no one noticed that in the movie _Constantine_ , he tricked Lucifer 3 times in less than 5 minutes:
    He tricked him to save mankind, to spare a soul from hell and to cure his lung cancer.
    John is the ultimate chad.

  • @NinjaPickle
    @NinjaPickle 6 месяцев назад +1

    Constantine is the greatest hero, of all the places to expell a demon, he did it in the UK