Don't forget he sold his soul to all 4 lords of hell at the same time so when they all came for it they would either have to fight each other for it or let one of them have it, so they decided to cure his terminal cancer and let him live instead.
@@yueYOUCH He promised all of them separately that they would get his soul after he died. So when he was about to die, they all came to claim his soul. But since all of them had equal right to his soul, they would either have to share (which they won't because they're demons) or fight each other for it, which would mean an all-out war in hell. So to avoid the war they made it so he wouldn't die.
@Hungrydinoinyigoto Hell considering his contracts with demons. But considering he once tricked and made a contract with all 4 lords of Hell for his soul and cornered them to where they either keep him alive (they cured his cancer lol) or have an all out war in Hell, I think he'll be good for a while
Can imagine him walking into a bar full of every demon from every fandom franchise having eyes on him, as he orders for a drink, finishing it and leaving without saying a word
There was a comic where John walked into a Demon bar ordered a drink and sat at the bar while all the demons watched him, then he got up and cursed the bar and threatened to send them all back to hell if they didn’t keep buying him rounds but he made the price for a drink a soul and so each demon proceeded to explode bc the only human soul there was John and the demons “souls” weren’t real souls, he then made the bartender make him a drink and the bartender then proceeded to explode
John once walked into a bar he did not know was full of debt collector/stock market loanshark demons, watched a human woman try to flirt her way out of her situation and be killed for it, then ran away as fast as he possibly could. He then sat in a magic circle out of fear. Early Constantine comics co-signed by his creator are horror comics and he's very often in "I nearly pissed myself cause of my idiocy" situations 😂
Update 5 years later: Gabriel and the succubus are happily married in the mortal realm with three kids, witnesses states that Constantine was his best-man
No. The succubus leaves him and Gabriel falls deeper into depression. Constantine also stole the guys heart literally so he can squeeze it and kill him whenever he wants, basically making him Constanines slave. The devil kills him over a year later of the arch angel being alone, with a lot less power and very, very depressed.
It’s barely a weapon, it’s a tool; he uses it to remove Gabriel’s wings, tying him to the mortal plane. As Constantine also has Gabe’s heart at this point - destroying which is one of the few things that can permanently kill an angel - he essentially blackmails the Earthbound Gabriel into watching his back. Of course this is all in the old Vertigo continuity, I dunno how much was retained when he as reintegrated into the main DC timeline
@@524tiexactly why it was retconned lol constantine is awesome but he wouldn’t even be able to physically take gabriel’s heart or cut his wings off without some of the most insane ass pull
I freaking loved Constantine's appearance in Justice League Action. Replacing his cigar with a lollipop to make him kid-friendly was pure Timm/Dini style! 😎
@@MalcolmBowens6 Yeah, completely absurd. Anyway, I liked the way 4kids constantly shipped Ash and Misty with their translation changes and songs. I am a proud Pokéshipper
I know right ? 😂 like we could have a dope horror/gore Constantine movie with the same vibes as House of Mystery for example but no DC prefers to give a eye hurting Flash movie
@@Chad0023 and they made flash’s speed look finally like real super speed and not the « I swim in marmelade » type of shit we had in the movie I totally agree DCAU is a goated verse
Zatanna: "Wanna date me, John?" Constantine: "Sure! I even bought you something to wear that will make you look even more attractive during the date!" Zatanna: "Oh, how thoughtful of you! I'm glad I rejected the advances of Bruce, Jason, and others to…Wait, you just gave me a shark mask?!"
@@factuallysomenameI hate when they do that tbh like I understand regular people being all “wow look it’s Bruce Wayne he’s so hot and rich” but characters like diana or zatanna and just superhero’s in general wouldn’t be that taken by that since they’ve seen it all before and can date someone else with money and looks I just don’t get why writers do that it makes me cringe
*Fun fact:* Constantine's creator said he once met the supernatural detective in real life, I gladly inform you that the name of his creator is Alan Moore. That surely clears up all your doubts. 😅
Nothing. He just knew that no higher power would allow 8 million people of London to die instantly because of a demonic curse and would intervene immediately saving all of them, which is why John did that. And the plan worked out.
Batman: "We need your help to stop Darkseid, John" Constantine: "And what makes you think I'm going to do it? I'm sick of always saving this damn planet's butt!" Batman: "Darkseid plans to attack the shark reserve first" Constantine: *DOOM music kicks in*
@@Wannabe_Chemist ig…but yk what’s even more fun? sharing information that can be easily accessible so everyone in the comments section can get the joke. still have no idea why everyone commenting about constantine liking sharks or wtv, which isn’t really a big deal but i just feel like that dude’s comment was completely pointless. he could’ve commented nothing and it would have the same effect on me
John Constantine: "With my powers I can find the right person for each problem" Also John Constantine: "Oops, I forgot to buy soap. Time to see Zatanna so she can lend me a hand..." 🚬🗿
This is why The Presence doesn't want anything to do with him since when John always shows compassion or decides to sacrifice himself for the sake of humanity, he always ends messing everything up.
Yeah that was outsmarting. Cause he knew no higher power would allow that to happen and would intervene immediately saving all of them, including Constantine. And the plan worked.
@@HarryK-ld2ed no. He gambled. 1 vs million souls happen all the time. Drugs Lords do it. Warlords do it. Freedom fighters do it. He just won because of plot armor. Not outsmarting.
@@copperdaylighthe still came up with a plan that let him keep his soul and get 1 over on the lords of hell by doing something they nvr wouldve thought of...so ya he outsmarted them
@@joeclarke7982 that's what makes this baffling. The Lords of hell is definitely about unfair trades. Even in the movie, a lot of them had to die, just to save one girl's soul. If anything, this is just heaven playing favorites.
During the Injustice series, he tricked Trigon into thinking Superman kidnapped Raven, causing him and Mr. Myzspitilik (I know I fucked his name up) to damn near destroy all of reality and got them trapped in a pocket dimension so his soul was free. Now he could raise his daughter without having her fucked up too
That was also to have a way to beat superman's ass as powerfull magic is one thing that can deal with him and he though sure Trigon would be powerful enough. So he just let those 2 fight each other and whoever wins is a profit for him anyways lol. He is a master in coming up with a cunning plan of having someone else more powerful than him do the actual solving. This is why nearly everyone hates him as they often get involved in his problems which grows in proportions to "everyone's" problem which then makes then help him for the sake of the everyone not for his sake lol.
Imagine that Constantine is the one selected to perform the exorcism on Regan MacNeil. Pazuzu would have instantly said "OH SH*T!" and left the body 😂😂😂
Not that it took. That synchronicity wave thing he's got going on can be straight BULLSHIT when it comes to being OP. Like the Force decided to grow a pair and actually get shit done that day.
Hopefully constantine will be in Gunn's new DC universe. dude was awesome in the arrowverse and his solo show, tho a little underused. Animated movies really get him right tho imo
No he wasn’t. I love Keanu but the guy’s acting is flat and dry. Constantine is cheeky, deceitful and cunning. Keanu’s Constantine was none of these things.
You should watch the Constantine TV show, the show itself has issues because CW tried to make it more PG to appeal to some insane demographic (they had no faith in it obviously) meaning it is very watered down in terms of content (which alienated fans), but the actor himself was absolutely fantastic in this case. In fact he was so perfect that he really should have been cast in the up coming series, but instead we got Sope Dirisu for some reason (who is a fantastic actor, and Gangs of London should be mandatory for anyone who likes the genre, but he's not a fit for Constantine in any way) because apparently British Punks cannot be British Punks anymore lol. Keanu is even worse, really, because his character isn't even close to that, it's just a classic American action hero style... The movie is fun, but it's not really a Constantine movie.
Him and Deadpool could make for an interesting TV show. Both could easily just jump into the DC/Marvel universes by annoying the main deity of both universes
and nobody plays or voices him like matt ryan, dude literally born like 100 km from where constantine was born, it's like he was made for it. Yet they give to keanu, oof.
Not many people realize that no one dares to fuck with him or Flash. You can mess with Superman or Batman, but even Batman knows that messing with John is a severe issue. Also, no one noticed that in the movie _Constantine_ , he tricked Lucifer 3 times in less than 5 minutes: He tricked him to save mankind, to spare a soul from hell and to cure his lung cancer. John is the ultimate chad.
*Deceived him again into drinking holy water.*
Man he did him wrong though. ☠🗿
Its probably like if you drank lava ☠☠☠
@@diamondogaming5459 even worse. 💀
It's like something out of Adventure Time with the blood sword blessed by the local priest
He didn't like the horns
@@Bashman20 🗿
Don't forget he sold his soul to all 4 lords of hell at the same time so when they all came for it they would either have to fight each other for it or let one of them have it, so they decided to cure his terminal cancer and let him live instead.
Why?
@@yueYOUCH Which part are you asking about
@@ethanlivemere1162 why did they cure his cancer and let him live
@@yueYOUCHCause otherwise they would have to fight each other for his soul since they would never come to an understanding
@@yueYOUCH He promised all of them separately that they would get his soul after he died. So when he was about to die, they all came to claim his soul. But since all of them had equal right to his soul, they would either have to share (which they won't because they're demons) or fight each other for it, which would mean an all-out war in hell. So to avoid the war they made it so he wouldn't die.
He also tricked the devil into curing his terminal lung cancer.
Devil, we need to cook
THat is what tey meant by tricking te Devil into resurrecting him for free.
@@CoyotesOwnno he literally got resurrected
wasnt john the soul lucifer himself wanted to claim but he cheated hell by selfless sacrifice ?
@@it_is_what_it_is269 idk probably
He just casually annoys the most powerful being in his entire omniverse lol
A true role model
You know you're the boss when you have the power to annoy God and get away with it
@Hungrydinoinyigoto Hell considering his contracts with demons. But considering he once tricked and made a contract with all 4 lords of Hell for his soul and cornered them to where they either keep him alive (they cured his cancer lol) or have an all out war in Hell, I think he'll be good for a while
@@gaywerewolf1294and it wouldn’t matter too much considering he is friends with Lucifer
Constantine is the kind of guy that would unknowingly walk into a bar taken over by demons, and still finish his drink once he understands the danger.
Can imagine him walking into a bar full of every demon from every fandom franchise having eyes on him, as he orders for a drink, finishing it and leaving without saying a word
There was a comic where John walked into a Demon bar ordered a drink and sat at the bar while all the demons watched him, then he got up and cursed the bar and threatened to send them all back to hell if they didn’t keep buying him rounds but he made the price for a drink a soul and so each demon proceeded to explode bc the only human soul there was John and the demons “souls” weren’t real souls, he then made the bartender make him a drink and the bartender then proceeded to explode
I dont think that would happen to John, tho. He can sense them even if they're hiding, i f he goes in the bar, then he went in, not by accident.
John once walked into a bar he did not know was full of debt collector/stock market loanshark demons, watched a human woman try to flirt her way out of her situation and be killed for it, then ran away as fast as he possibly could. He then sat in a magic circle out of fear. Early Constantine comics co-signed by his creator are horror comics and he's very often in "I nearly pissed myself cause of my idiocy" situations 😂
Just to find out that one night he was black out drunk and cast all of the demons he fought that night to said bar lmao.
Update 5 years later: Gabriel and the succubus are happily married in the mortal realm with three kids, witnesses states that Constantine was his best-man
What the hell
Those kids about to be OP.
@@Creym464or heaven
No. The succubus leaves him and Gabriel falls deeper into depression. Constantine also stole the guys heart literally so he can squeeze it and kill him whenever he wants, basically making him Constanines slave. The devil kills him over a year later of the arch angel being alone, with a lot less power and very, very depressed.
I mean, forgiveness is a good thing thing, but not to the point where you invite the guy who ruined your life to your wedding.
I love how John is an almighty magician but uses a foking Chainsaw as a weapon against Gabriel 🤣
the OG chainsaw man
It’s barely a weapon, it’s a tool; he uses it to remove Gabriel’s wings, tying him to the mortal plane. As Constantine also has Gabe’s heart at this point - destroying which is one of the few things that can permanently kill an angel - he essentially blackmails the Earthbound Gabriel into watching his back. Of course this is all in the old Vertigo continuity, I dunno how much was retained when he as reintegrated into the main DC timeline
I guess he read chainsaw man
@@beesforbreakfastwhy can't gabriel regenerate or create new organs for himself using magic
@@524tiexactly why it was retconned lol constantine is awesome but he wouldn’t even be able to physically take gabriel’s heart or cut his wings off without some of the most insane ass pull
Bro's got a "Get Out of Jail card"
I freaking loved Constantine's appearance in Justice League Action. Replacing his cigar with a lollipop to make him kid-friendly was pure Timm/Dini style! 😎
Reminds me of what 4kids did with Sanji
@@MalcolmBowens6
Yeah, completely absurd. Anyway, I liked the way 4kids constantly shipped Ash and Misty with their translation changes and songs.
I am a proud Pokéshipper
😎👍
To be fair, lollipops are healthier than tobacco. Taste better too
Which episode
The one soul the devil would come to earth to collect personally
True
YOU ARE EVERYWHERE IN THE WIG LADY THE GAY NEWS AND EVERYTHING ELSE HOW DO WE HAVE SO SIMILAR FYP
At this point, I feel like the devil would be afraid to talk to him. It hasn't worked out well at all for him. 😆
YWNBAW
Omg
Bro bullying the archangels at this point
This man is a fucking menace summoned trigon ones to just lit up his cigar
devil: im going to collect your soul
john: *travel specifically to london*
Constantine would literally destroy the DC continuity with one simple lie, deception, or manipulation.
Just for the sake of saving it. That's what he did in apokolips war
@@richardcarpii4086He did that and got punished for it. Now he is the parish of the Tomorrowverse
Like the joker 😆
How does DC keep making mid movies when they have dope characters like this😂
I know right ? 😂 like we could have a dope horror/gore Constantine movie with the same vibes as House of Mystery for example but no DC prefers to give a eye hurting Flash movie
We already have a keanu reeves John Constantine movie and the sequel was announced a while ago too
@liamquelaudren9992 their animation side cooks though they made a far better connected universe than the DCEU
@@Chad0023 and they made flash’s speed look finally like real super speed and not the « I swim in marmelade » type of shit we had in the movie
I totally agree DCAU is a goated verse
cause almost nobody knows about him, all they know is Batman, Superman and WW and sometimes Flash, or Green Lantern (Aquaman and Shazam kinda)
Bro just said fuck London in particular 😭💀
Zatanna: "Wanna date me, John?"
Constantine: "Sure! I even bought you something to wear that will make you look even more attractive during the date!"
Zatanna: "Oh, how thoughtful of you! I'm glad I rejected the advances of Bruce, Jason, and others to…Wait, you just gave me a shark mask?!"
It's funnier when you realise Zatanna is the one who mostly tries to advance on Bruce.
@@factuallysomenamemakes sense, Bruce just ain’t the kind of dude to make advances on someone
I understood that reference
What's funny is that his ex is king shark
@@factuallysomenameI hate when they do that tbh like I understand regular people being all “wow look it’s Bruce Wayne he’s so hot and rich” but characters like diana or zatanna and just superhero’s in general wouldn’t be that taken by that since they’ve seen it all before and can date someone else with money and looks I just don’t get why writers do that it makes me cringe
*Fun fact:* Constantine's creator said he once met the supernatural detective in real life, I gladly inform you that the name of his creator is Alan Moore. That surely clears up all your doubts. 😅
Are you saying he has mental problem or is known for saying lies
I think he’s saying Alan Moore is credible (search it up, you’ve very probably heard of at least one of his comics) or he’s being sarcastic
Weren't there like 4 other comic writers who said they also encountered Constantine once in their lives?
@@RealDlanormultiple authors who wrote Hellblazer claim to have seen him in real life
That's actually interesting
What's his beef with the entirety of london bruh 😂😂
Yea man what’s the beef they didn’t do anything
He’s Australian
Beans on toast
Nothing. He just knew that no higher power would allow 8 million people of London to die instantly because of a demonic curse and would intervene immediately saving all of them, which is why John did that. And the plan worked out.
@@alraodahI usually put jelly hash brown and a meat of my choice on my toast to make a combined breakfast snack
When he introduced Felix Faust as "Wizard and asshole extroadinare" I was thinking "Talking about yourself there too bro?"
He’s one of the few people that Batman listens to due to his high level of intelligence/cunning.
this dude is literally Jack Bright, Alto Clef, and Charles Gears in one person.
The unholy Trinity😂
More like all those are John Constantine knock-offs
Says Dr Bright
He's so smart he has even tricked his writers into believing he is real
Justice League:
"Constantine the worlds about to end"
Constantine: "I Think i better be hitting the old dusty trail😂😂"
Basically only thing that makes him not a villian is that he is the focus
hE iS aN aNtI hErO *drooling
Batman: "We need your help to stop Darkseid, John"
Constantine: "And what makes you think I'm going to do it? I'm sick of always saving this damn planet's butt!"
Batman: "Darkseid plans to attack the shark reserve first"
Constantine: *DOOM music kicks in*
For those who don't know... Do research to find out cause I ain't saying it
@@lukhw1n657then why even comment?
@@lukhw1n657chad😂
@@bislama1it was a fun comment.
@@Wannabe_Chemist ig…but yk what’s even more fun? sharing information that can be easily accessible so everyone in the comments section can get the joke. still have no idea why everyone commenting about constantine liking sharks or wtv, which isn’t really a big deal but i just feel like that dude’s comment was completely pointless. he could’ve commented nothing and it would have the same effect on me
This made me laugh. Especially at the end “he has little regard for human life including his own.” LMFAO!!! 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
Me: half asleep
"Known for his griddy"
*WHAT*
The one person that batman can't beat with prep time
Really wish his series never got canceled man. Definitely deserves a long running series.
John Constantine: "With my powers I can find the right person for each problem"
Also John Constantine: "Oops, I forgot to buy soap. Time to see Zatanna so she can lend me a hand..." 🚬🗿
Also John: "I forgot my lighter again. Welp, time to ask Trigon to light my cigs."
He also "can find the right problem for each person" :3
Why would Constantine buy soap? He is an English man! He doesn't care about bathing!
@@Shiiryaunderrated comment😂
"After he was marked by a demon, he went to London"
I'm sure he fits in just fine there
With a hero like this who need villans
I think guy literally threatened the presence one time all by himself😂😂
*John Constantine does the unthinkable*
Me: HELL YA
Constantine: hey guys? 😄
Dante and Vergil: 👀👀
This is why The Presence doesn't want anything to do with him since when John always shows compassion or decides to sacrifice himself for the sake of humanity, he always ends messing everything up.
Demon was like - sureeee ill take these 8 mil souls ... such a bad deal ... wink wink
I don't consider giving the devil 8million souls for the price of one, outsmarting anyone.
Yeah that was outsmarting. Cause he knew no higher power would allow that to happen and would intervene immediately saving all of them, including Constantine. And the plan worked.
@@HarryK-ld2ed no. He gambled. 1 vs million souls happen all the time. Drugs Lords do it. Warlords do it. Freedom fighters do it. He just won because of plot armor. Not outsmarting.
@@copperdaylight welcome to comics and storytelling. You must be new here.
@@copperdaylighthe still came up with a plan that let him keep his soul and get 1 over on the lords of hell by doing something they nvr wouldve thought of...so ya he outsmarted them
@@joeclarke7982 that's what makes this baffling. The Lords of hell is definitely about unfair trades. Even in the movie, a lot of them had to die, just to save one girl's soul. If anything, this is just heaven playing favorites.
DCeased is Constantines peak finesse😂😂
James Gunn HAS to include John Constantine in the new DCU
He already has plans for Swamp Thing, so John can appear and starts the Justice League Dark
Yes and it seems Keanu reeves will actually be his Version. Constantine 2 is still Not cancelled.
Bro pull an Angel to sleep with a Succubus xD Alr this guy is GOAT lmao
During the Injustice series, he tricked Trigon into thinking Superman kidnapped Raven, causing him and Mr. Myzspitilik (I know I fucked his name up) to damn near destroy all of reality and got them trapped in a pocket dimension so his soul was free. Now he could raise his daughter without having her fucked up too
That was also to have a way to beat superman's ass as powerfull magic is one thing that can deal with him and he though sure Trigon would be powerful enough. So he just let those 2 fight each other and whoever wins is a profit for him anyways lol. He is a master in coming up with a cunning plan of having someone else more powerful than him do the actual solving. This is why nearly everyone hates him as they often get involved in his problems which grows in proportions to "everyone's" problem which then makes then help him for the sake of the everyone not for his sake lol.
crowbar??
dam john be fightin against gordon freeman💀
Imagine that Constantine is the one selected to perform the exorcism on Regan MacNeil. Pazuzu would have instantly said "OH SH*T!" and left the body 😂😂😂
hes the batman of magic
His TV show was underrated. So was his movie
Poor little demon* Deceived 2nd time, Drunk Holy water 😂😂😂*🆔 iot demon*😂
John is a detective known for his gritty
💀💀
He is the goddamn Churchill 😂
Bro outsmarted Luci,Twice. 💀😂😂
Not the actual luci but a devil known as the fallen one
@@EmmanuelMorningstar-fg1qbHe has outsmarted the actual Lucifer before. Aren't they kind of friends? I know they slept together right?
"He got gabriel cast out of heaven"
Damn...
"He then cut off his wings with a chainsaw"
DAMN!
Summoning a demon to light his cigar 😂
“Tricked him into drinking holy water” boy wtf thats messed up
Get the job done = Save his own ass
So he's basically Batman with magic.
So thats why Lu loves him so much.
So basically, hes the medic from team fortress 2
He's magic Batman
And the movies thought the Keanu Constantine was a jerk 😂
Bruh this dude is a menace! 😅
Background Music is Joe Hisaishi - Merry-Go-Round of Life
The specific one in the video sound like a out of tune piano version.
Ahhhhhh... Jon being Jon. 😂 Satan is fedup already.
Sad that they don't do the 2nd season of it's series.
Indeed
Yeah, I would kill for a Season 2.
Bro is on a trolling spree
Constantine is such a rascal
the plot armour is crazy
Finally he was casted away by Spectre in the film....House of Magic
Not that it took. That synchronicity wave thing he's got going on can be straight BULLSHIT when it comes to being OP. Like the Force decided to grow a pair and actually get shit done that day.
Pretty sure he escaped.
@@thebelmont1995he shouldn't escape
House of Magic is to protect him
He sounds so British not gonna lie lol
He outsmarted devil and angel yet he got his ass handed by Darkseid
Hopefully constantine will be in Gunn's new DC universe. dude was awesome in the arrowverse and his solo show, tho a little underused. Animated movies really get him right tho imo
He put on The Helmut of Fate!!! And then "killed" (but not really tho) Nabu in order to remove it without being trapped 🤣
>after he was marked by a demon he travelled to london
Poor guy
I want a new Constantine movie with Keanu reeves this man was an amazing Constantine
No he wasn’t. I love Keanu but the guy’s acting is flat and dry. Constantine is cheeky, deceitful and cunning. Keanu’s Constantine was none of these things.
@@mrwolf9907
Keanu is being a real try hard for a sequel too 🙄
I’ll take Matt Ryan over Reeves anytime.
You should watch the Constantine TV show, the show itself has issues because CW tried to make it more PG to appeal to some insane demographic (they had no faith in it obviously) meaning it is very watered down in terms of content (which alienated fans), but the actor himself was absolutely fantastic in this case.
In fact he was so perfect that he really should have been cast in the up coming series, but instead we got Sope Dirisu for some reason (who is a fantastic actor, and Gangs of London should be mandatory for anyone who likes the genre, but he's not a fit for Constantine in any way) because apparently British Punks cannot be British Punks anymore lol.
Keanu is even worse, really, because his character isn't even close to that, it's just a classic American action hero style... The movie is fun, but it's not really a Constantine movie.
Constantine is an amoral batman of the occult
I do remember how Lucifer trick John that he was sleeping with him.😅
The movie with Keanu Reeves is amazing I hope we get to see him on some DC movie some day
He's just the coolest
The comics we had and the movies we got 😢
He needs more appearances wether live action or animated
Him and Deadpool could make for an interesting TV show. Both could easily just jump into the DC/Marvel universes by annoying the main deity of both universes
@@adamd5849they annoy the executives into allowing the crossover
He also tricked movie execs into becoming keanu reeves
it's just a prank bro
the prank:
No wonder London's getting messed up.
Lol
Howl's Moving Castle theme would be the last song I would associate with John Constantine.
This was before John Casterline got stuck in the void.
Matt Ryan as John Constantine was just…perfection
Amen
Nah bro outsmarted the devil 😂
That's why heaven and hell fight for him on a regular, he's a special one
We need a rated R animated Max Constantine series
Plot armour
Heaven doesn't want him and Hell can't keep him
He’s next level for sure.😎
Gabriel be like : " but y tho? "
the british batman we always wanted
Don’t forgot the apocalypse war lol
and nobody plays or voices him like matt ryan, dude literally born like 100 km from where constantine was born, it's like he was made for it. Yet they give to keanu, oof.
People in london catching strays
Anyone who likes Constantine should watch the animated movie Justice League dark: Apokolips War. Great ending!
Indeed
Constantine is the Batman of magic
Except when batman is around then he's like the night wing of magic
Not many people realize that no one dares to fuck with him or Flash.
You can mess with Superman or Batman, but even Batman knows that messing with John is a severe issue.
Also, no one noticed that in the movie _Constantine_ , he tricked Lucifer 3 times in less than 5 minutes:
He tricked him to save mankind, to spare a soul from hell and to cure his lung cancer.
John is the ultimate chad.
Constantine is the greatest hero, of all the places to expell a demon, he did it in the UK