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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @cosmictrash697
    @cosmictrash697 2 года назад +507

    i literally screamed of laughter when i saw his name on melee

  • @n1s2e
    @n1s2e 2 года назад +319

    Its time to rename the channel to carp sexer

    • @Vrikrar
      @Vrikrar 2 года назад +47

      Carp sexer reacts to prettiest aquarium fish live

    • @al145
      @al145 2 года назад +5

      And then any monetization or algorithm gains disappear. Just ask sexual_lobster, who had to change his channel name

  • @abbyma1189
    @abbyma1189 2 года назад +610

    AVNJ: “Us boxing would be so stupid”
    Shark Bytes: “Yeah totally… Unless- 😏”

    • @Ricklet0ons
      @Ricklet0ons 2 года назад +4

      Welp, we know what happens next!

    • @dogwithdiseases
      @dogwithdiseases 2 года назад +2

      Me: bites ti-

    • @solringen34
      @solringen34 2 года назад +1

      @Freddy Fazbear just no-

    • @dpdfpdffgp
      @dpdfpdffgp 2 года назад +1

      @@dogwithdiseases di-*

    • @MKG_
      @MKG_ Год назад +1

      **how many rounds are we gonna do 😏**

  • @monterrang1
    @monterrang1 2 года назад +439

    "When a storm is brewing, the weather loach knows" is the most "I'm inside your walls" I'd expect from a fish fact

    • @bloopers_soupers7692
      @bloopers_soupers7692 2 года назад +12

      Now I just imagine a witch doctor somberly lookin at a bowl of loaches saying that a storm is brewing and the village will be drowned as the loaches watch

    • @moosesues8887
      @moosesues8887 2 года назад

      Hylics fish

  • @glauberglousger6643
    @glauberglousger6643 2 года назад +660

    Well, Zach is not helping with the Carp Invasion,
    He’s helping them reproduce... or reproducing with them

    • @WowUrFcknHxC
      @WowUrFcknHxC 2 года назад +82

      Maybe mermaids are real, Zach is just trying to protect his spawn...

    • @DarkWarchieff
      @DarkWarchieff 2 года назад +9

      He might've met Kanye West's southpark version then.

    • @Unity-hk1bf
      @Unity-hk1bf 2 года назад +15

      I mean humans and fish cant have children so Zack satisfying them might be preventing their numbers from going up

    • @sassas1487
      @sassas1487 2 года назад +34

      @@Unity-hk1bf dude he is not a human in kahoot video he said "all of you humans are warm blooded" seriously

    • @baranorak4080
      @baranorak4080 2 года назад +3

      @@DarkWarchieff heard ya like fishsticks?

  • @xeyes8396
    @xeyes8396 2 года назад +199

    The next Creator Clash main event will be Shark Bytes and AVNJ

    • @ryanshen6840
      @ryanshen6840 2 года назад +20

      You mean Shark Bytes and Carp Sexer

  • @vitorramos5457
    @vitorramos5457 2 года назад +140

    9:48 i think they meant the fish facts of the flavor text that Blathers gives to you after you donate an animal to the museum

    • @imreallybadatnamingthings
      @imreallybadatnamingthings 2 года назад +13

      It's spelled Blathers, cause that's another word for rambling/ranting, which our avian amigo seems to love doing.

    • @vitorramos5457
      @vitorramos5457 2 года назад +4

      @@imreallybadatnamingthings ok

  • @ConyareWest
    @ConyareWest 2 года назад +78

    I've only heard the myths of the legendary Carp Sexer.

    • @Demetre_Kelch
      @Demetre_Kelch 2 года назад +1

      Now that is a name I have not heard in years,

  • @nickmoore717
    @nickmoore717 2 года назад +10

    Zak: you can't fuck fish!
    past Zak: C A R P S E X E R

  • @casualchaos4253
    @casualchaos4253 2 года назад +276

    AVNJ, i live in florida, or invasive central. I went cast netting for plecos, to limit their population. Are carp or plecos worse. I know its a strange question, but i have carp and plecos, and plecos seem to cause more distress

    • @floridamangaming2453
      @floridamangaming2453 2 года назад +3

      I live in Florida too, can’t answer the question tho

    • @bentheherper
      @bentheherper 2 года назад +20

      both are really bad for the ecosystem, try going for carp one day, and plecos another

    • @arcticdraco6560
      @arcticdraco6560 2 года назад +1

      Just do it the American way; Nuke 'em

    • @dacrunchylobster6606
      @dacrunchylobster6606 2 года назад +25

      They’re both damaging in different ways, where carp are bulldozers eating everything in sight and wrecking havoc on aquatic vegetation, plecos dig deep holes to breed causing erosion and also rasp manatees

    • @livebaitadventures420
      @livebaitadventures420 2 года назад

      Majority of the carp in Florida are called Tripolliod Grass Carp, and are genetically engineered by Florida Wildlife Commission to be sterilized and are there to mitigate the growth of aquatic grasses and long-strand algae. Do not remove any grass carp from any Florida waterways, as they are property of the state. Also, be VERY careful with a castnet in Florida freshwater waterways and canals, and be sure to check your local regulations. Many areas have banned castnetting and seine nets. Central Florida is the strictest about it. Plecos aren’t as dramatically destructive compared to COMMON carp, but have a much higher impact compared to Grass Carp. Plecos also are a big predator of freshwater shrimp and can wipe out entire colonized in weeks, competing with native species for food.

  • @trikelikesfish
    @trikelikesfish 2 года назад +174

    Avngay gave me the courage to come out as a carp sexer 😊💅💕

    • @Elitaria
      @Elitaria Год назад

      HOW DO I RESPOND TO THIS??

  • @bbmatc
    @bbmatc 2 года назад +68

    This video was so fucking entertaining hahaha. why is Zak’s humor literally god tier

  • @iqcq2063
    @iqcq2063 2 года назад +95

    AVNJ, I’m a 15 year old from Australia and you are the first person to make me decide what I want to do later in life, be an ichthyologist. Thanks from down under.

    • @XvX666.
      @XvX666. 2 года назад +39

      He inspired me to be carp sexer🤣🤣

    • @baranorak4080
      @baranorak4080 2 года назад +12

      ugh, don't you mean marine biologist? smh man doesn't even know his own dream job

    • @xoreign
      @xoreign 2 года назад +1

      ​@@baranorak4080 They have ambition. They found a passion. What are you doing? criticizing others for figuring themselves out? you're projecting if you find fault in that.

    • @luckyblockyoshi
      @luckyblockyoshi 2 года назад +15

      @@xoreign someone didn’t watch the video

    • @xoreign
      @xoreign 2 года назад +7

      @@luckyblockyoshi that is a true statement LOL mb

  • @Motomoto_343
    @Motomoto_343 2 года назад +44

    genuinely needed this laugh, been a rough week but you definitely made it more bearable for me thanks for the laughs

  • @abbyma1189
    @abbyma1189 2 года назад +13

    Shark Bytes: “I’ll do a lot of things for views and punching Zac is one of them”

  • @ecksdee8129
    @ecksdee8129 2 года назад +29

    Shark Bytes is such a treat- I’m a fan of both of your channels and I’d love to see more collabs between you guys. If it must come to fisticuffs, well, the ends justify the means.

  • @theyeetmeister4019
    @theyeetmeister4019 2 года назад +26

    Petition for the channel name to change to "carp sexer"

  • @yeetthelego7241
    @yeetthelego7241 2 года назад +40

    Carp Sexer shall be a new channel meme and it's all your fault

  • @SanosukeEindride
    @SanosukeEindride 2 года назад +8

    The sound of explosion when talking about the Weather Loach xD

  • @oWarlock360o
    @oWarlock360o 2 года назад +8

    >carp sexer
    >kisses carps explicitly
    >plays fox
    I don't wanna be that guy but SUS

  • @glauberglousger6643
    @glauberglousger6643 2 года назад +16

    I remember a Megalodon Vs Kraken video where there was whipping going on, Epic Battle though,
    Oh, and a Cthulhu vs Kraken video where Cthulhu kills the Kraken, but is again, defeated by space debris
    Guess who made these? (There was also the swallowed by Titanoboa, Trex vs Megalodon)
    Riddle, What If (who has some good videos)
    Be Amazed, Bright side,
    All have an... odd obsession with the MEG!

  • @miezutecosplay
    @miezutecosplay 2 года назад +2

    "Are you gay" a lil bit 🤣 just the lack of hestiation is amazing same bro 🏳️‍🌈

  • @nicholasdabruzzo1662
    @nicholasdabruzzo1662 2 года назад +3

    you’ve become one of my favourite youtubers over the last week of me being sick. as someone who loves science but also enjoying life, your ability to mix comedy & fun into science & learning truly inspires me and is what i aim to do. keep it up zack

  • @AethenTheProotTheSecond
    @AethenTheProotTheSecond 2 года назад +20

    + "Are you gay?"
    - "A little bit."
    LMFAO
    Based AVNJ

  • @davidwilliams3244
    @davidwilliams3244 2 года назад +7

    Now we know why the carp species is exploding Mr. Carp Sexer

  • @SHARKBYTES
    @SHARKBYTES 2 года назад +4

    Day time drinking is a great idea before coming onto a stream... BUT i'm still game

  • @poemes
    @poemes 2 года назад +15

    I will throw a carp into the water without making love to it if you don’t fight

  • @ThePhantom9495
    @ThePhantom9495 2 года назад +1

    Common misconception: Boxing gloves are made of hard leather and _do not_ protect the face being punched, instead they protect the hand that's punching. Due to this, boxers are able to punch much harder without hurting their hands, leading to injury or death being astronomically more common than in bare-knuckle boxing. By "astronomical" I mean "no one has ever died in a regulated bare-knuckle boxing match."

  • @chip5976
    @chip5976 2 года назад +2

    I left to get snacks and forgot to pause and came back to "Are you gay? a little bit" lmfao

  • @alyssajakielek687
    @alyssajakielek687 2 года назад +9

    There's also sea creatures you can get from diving in the new animal crossing game, like vampire squid and spider crabs

  • @metal_pipe9764
    @metal_pipe9764 2 года назад +15

    He could totally box a basking shark

  • @DrCrow-bs8jw
    @DrCrow-bs8jw 2 года назад +1

    Hi, I first want to say I love watching your videos so thank you! I also have a question for you. When you were younger how did you know you wanted this carer of studying fish? Also what schooling did you have to go through? Any tips for people or young adults who want to maybe go into school or get a job into something with marine life? Those are just some questions I’m curious about because I am personally interested in marine biology and ocean life jobs.

  • @-Ghostess
    @-Ghostess 2 года назад +7

    You could totally box a goblin shark! Like, 3/4 of its face is nose, only easier thing would be something that's half chin.

  • @bigrudd9346
    @bigrudd9346 2 года назад +4

    Love the confidence and straight forwardness.

  • @nanazinhaamaral
    @nanazinhaamaral 2 года назад +5

    I love that in 2022 fish streamers are a thing that exists

  • @luisacampos3893
    @luisacampos3893 2 года назад +1

    i saw him playing melee and thought it was so weird but couldnt stay long enough to understand what was happening, everything makes sense now

  • @beanycharles9745
    @beanycharles9745 Год назад

    1:46 fish streamer. Fish. Stream. I get it.

  • @lloooiis
    @lloooiis 2 года назад +11

    Fish smash or pass

    • @Foundbison
      @Foundbison 2 года назад

      Indeed

    • @lloooiis
      @lloooiis 2 года назад +1

      Can i be in the list

    • @Foundbison
      @Foundbison 2 года назад

      @@lloooiis prolly gonna be a smash

  • @Agispsi
    @Agispsi 2 года назад +1

    Next time they do the RUclips boxing thing... these 2 need to fight.

  • @cadunkus
    @cadunkus 2 года назад

    Carp Sexer is unironically a great username even if you're not a fish biologist. I might steal that for TF2 shenanigans.

  • @dauntless137
    @dauntless137 2 года назад +1

    The jumpscare sound effect was so hilarious
    Weather Loaches are very scary now, wont be going anywhere near them

  • @7792pnaurfr
    @7792pnaurfr 2 года назад +1

    Barely related but I have a friend who took up Biology in college, a BS, not PhD or anything. And he legitimately asked me, "are turtles amphibians or reptiles?"

  • @brainjuice167
    @brainjuice167 2 года назад

    I wait for the day I get a video notification titled "Fish biologist boxes shark biologist"

  • @nickhelmer
    @nickhelmer 2 года назад +5

    you may be a fish streamer but you could also be a stream fisher

  • @theveganrancor3678
    @theveganrancor3678 2 года назад +8

    If he spent time in the forces would that make him the Marines Biologist? 🤔

  • @butteredbiscuits1
    @butteredbiscuits1 2 года назад

    your outro gives me a straight shot of serotonin

  • @justafellerwithnoprofilepi4546
    @justafellerwithnoprofilepi4546 2 года назад +7

    “Are you gay? A little bit.”
    Ah yes, AVNJ, a bi icon.

  • @archivalstorage
    @archivalstorage 2 года назад

    I was not expecting melee on a fish channel, but I am very pleasantly surprised.

  • @connorrivers3088
    @connorrivers3088 2 года назад +1

    “I joined the Army.”
    Stolen Valor right here folks.

  • @mcprawn
    @mcprawn 2 года назад +5

    *"The weather loach knows..."*

  • @froggbertt6845
    @froggbertt6845 2 года назад +1

    Shark bytes and AVNJ start a fight club

  • @kavemanx420x
    @kavemanx420x 2 года назад +3

    You just always crack me the f**k up. keep being you, for sure.

  • @a.o.skurtt
    @a.o.skurtt 2 года назад

    i really hope i can see you do a stream exploration around the Carolinas

  • @joshexiststoo
    @joshexiststoo 2 года назад

    The vine boom got me 18:55

  • @scarletandrews5613
    @scarletandrews5613 2 года назад

    I have weather loaches in my aquarium. Love the little guys. Also, -ding ding- let the match begin!

  • @mathewthomas6694
    @mathewthomas6694 2 года назад +1

    10:32:
    Don't think I didn't see that

  • @picklelad
    @picklelad 2 года назад

    13:30 they call him the Birmingham Blade

  • @yoredeerleader
    @yoredeerleader 2 года назад +8

    Here’s a suggestion. Maybe a fish streamer should not be called Avian Jay.

  • @pengu2766
    @pengu2766 2 года назад +1

    The Michael Reeves of Marine Biology

  • @beam9993
    @beam9993 2 года назад +1

    The one murderer in the chat at 4:58 asking “what is you adres”

  • @FloatingOer
    @FloatingOer 2 года назад +1

    While in the water: Would you rather fight 10 White Shark sized Moray eels, or 100 Moray eel sized White Sharks?

  • @ngreene9199
    @ngreene9199 2 года назад

    In retrospect I dunno why anyone would expect a shark youtuber NOT to be down to fight.

  • @Tiffany.Kro00
    @Tiffany.Kro00 2 года назад +1

    That loach skit was jerma tier quality

  • @mrtoonie3538
    @mrtoonie3538 2 года назад +1

    I subbed to him/ also thanks Zack for teaching me about the ocean and fish/ now I know the meg can be alive to this day

  • @gayforbrae5693
    @gayforbrae5693 2 года назад +15

    make a video looking at images of dardanus species crabs for 10 minutes specifically guttatus itd be good and nice

  • @fivemjs
    @fivemjs 2 года назад

    Dude has the best laugh. Seriously love it

  • @bounce9434
    @bounce9434 2 года назад +1

    Nobody will let you forget your Melee username

  • @MortalAnonymous
    @MortalAnonymous Год назад

    That weather loach is looking at me with reproach.

  • @tomsimpson2860
    @tomsimpson2860 2 года назад +1

    When the username is fat monke balls you know the ideas are going to be gold. C'mon Sharkbytes

  • @AccaliaShakariaN7
    @AccaliaShakariaN7 2 года назад +2

    Have you played Iron Lung, I'd really like to see your game play on it. It's a really good submarine horror type game.

  • @rogerminnick6470
    @rogerminnick6470 2 года назад +1

    Somebody said in the chat that avnj should use machetes when fighting shark byte, lol

  • @HoneyHop
    @HoneyHop 2 года назад

    ironically when he started talking about the weather loach, it started raining in the game I was playing on the side

  • @snofflan3148
    @snofflan3148 2 года назад +2

    Monty python’s fish slapping dance in the fight

  • @jayclarke2268
    @jayclarke2268 2 года назад

    Peace out boys, we've got enough fighting in the world right now......you want a competition...fish quiz --sorted.

  • @ArthropodJay
    @ArthropodJay 2 года назад

    "are you gay"
    "a little bit"
    mood.

  • @LeviVanSluijs
    @LeviVanSluijs 2 года назад +5

    Box shark bytes for at least 3 rounds of 2/3 minutes

  • @Ricklet0ons
    @Ricklet0ons 2 года назад +2

    Avnj should make more of this :)

  • @akiamendoza8859
    @akiamendoza8859 2 года назад

    instead of just normal boxing, how bout boxing underwater in a shark tank in shark infested waters with Mark Rober and Mr. Beast. Winner gets a shark bodypillow.

  • @_ch1pset
    @_ch1pset 2 года назад +1

    I will exclusively refer to this channel as "carp sexer" from now on

  • @mangogo44
    @mangogo44 2 года назад

    Shock content: AVNJ is NOT a marine biologist

  • @Carlos-ec9ub
    @Carlos-ec9ub 2 года назад +2

    Thank you very much Mr. AVNJ very cool

  • @Ethan.YT.
    @Ethan.YT. 2 года назад +2

    I knew he was going to play melee because he was saying he couldn't.

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 2 года назад +1

    Noo, don't boop the shark snoot :(

  • @dominosdomino9617
    @dominosdomino9617 2 года назад +2

    Cat fish tier list?

  • @thedudeguy121
    @thedudeguy121 2 года назад

    I love that a lot of these requests are just people trying to turn him into fish ludwig

  • @patriciomendoza19
    @patriciomendoza19 2 года назад

    I hope the boxing match is SharkBites and AVNJ just packing each other in cardboard

  • @idiotickarp5263
    @idiotickarp5263 2 года назад +1

    Thank you zak, what an amazing stream about loaches, I can die happy.

  • @smothe_machine2800
    @smothe_machine2800 2 года назад

    18:00 school slideshow presentation

  • @SophieMPalmer
    @SophieMPalmer 2 года назад

    Everyone would be commenting "Fight Shark Bytes!"

  • @MeCooper
    @MeCooper 2 года назад

    1:57 Magicarp and Goldeen come out in pokeballs sometimes and they're both fish. Just saying.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 года назад

    1:20 That actually looks good!

  • @kornelion6014
    @kornelion6014 2 года назад

    18:25 man looking like zesty jesus lmao

  • @sajo2669
    @sajo2669 2 года назад

    I didn't expect AVNJ to even know what's master duel.

  • @kittee6409
    @kittee6409 2 года назад +1

    "Are you gay?"
    "A little bit."

  • @kaikart123
    @kaikart123 2 года назад

    "Queens Blade Official Game" shown to him as an ad, and we all know the ad Google shows are related to the viewer's interest. Hmm...

  • @ObitoUchiha-jc4nh
    @ObitoUchiha-jc4nh 2 года назад

    AVNJ and SharkBites at creator clash 2 let's goo

  • @younga.u.g2876
    @younga.u.g2876 2 года назад +1

    Zack, you should do a vlog of the fight with Shark Bytes and the whole trip.

  • @lemqnshark
    @lemqnshark 2 года назад

    octonauts (its really cool and has an episode abt an oarfish and one about a coelacanth)

  • @Achillobator_giganticus
    @Achillobator_giganticus 2 года назад +2

    Kiss a male seahorse and gut a live coelocanth

  • @sakkolappu7318
    @sakkolappu7318 2 года назад

    Carp sexer vs Shark sexer, the fight that we are waiting for