Grapefruit from a farmer that waters the trees with diesel, gasoline, and urine, because he hates the job and wishing for the trees to die. I didn't know you could juice evil till I tried it.
Grapefruit from a farmer that waters the trees with diesel, gasoline, and urine, because he hates the job and wishing for the trees to die. I didn't know you could juice evil till I tried it.
I still remember my first experience trying Malort at a convention in Milwaukee pre-pandemic with this lovely lady from Chicago who brought Malort with her and offered me some. Later that night, some of my friends apologized profusely for not finding me sooner to stop me from that particular life choice.
Just tried the bottle I got from my brother, I was suprised how smooth and mellow it was compared to all the crap it gets. Really nice and smooth and then a soft bitter blanket rests on your tounge for a while. It was quite nice actually.
You sounded just like the kat with a hair ball. That's pretty much it... Grapefruit vodka with a crushed aspirin dissolved in it... Of course it's torture.
Definitely! I’ll give you a blind sample of Malort when you are expecting whiskey and see your reaction. It would be great. Cheers! Thanks for watching
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1:42 is when she actually smells it
2:38 when she actually tries it
Plot twist: the water is more Malort
35 % alcohol ,65 % hate.
Grapefruit from a farmer that waters the trees with diesel, gasoline, and urine, because he hates the job and wishing for the trees to die. I didn't know you could juice evil till I tried it.
Grapefruit from a farmer that waters the trees with diesel, gasoline, and urine, because he hates the job and wishing for the trees to die. I didn't know you could juice evil till I tried it.
Hilarious reaction, it reminded me of a cat coughing up a hairball. Love watching you both.
😊 thank you! Haha.
that was a great one. loved when you spat it across the room.
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I still remember my first experience trying Malort at a convention in Milwaukee pre-pandemic with this lovely lady from Chicago who brought Malort with her and offered me some. Later that night, some of my friends apologized profusely for not finding me sooner to stop me from that particular life choice.
Malort!: For when you want to unfriend someone, in person.
Haha, yes! Cheers!
Malort: Tonight's the night you fight your dad.
Hilarious! This deserves a million views. So funny 😁
Hahah thank you! Cheers!
Malort: Tastes like the day dad left.
Best reaction since I Whiskey, She Wines Lagavulin.
This series is the best!
Hysterical! Great job Bill!!🤣. Cheers you two! 🥃
JEFF POWER!!! LOL!
🤣🤣. He got me good. It was hilarious. Cheers!
"Give my bath a mouth" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........and hearing Bill crack-up in the background made the spit take even more funny.
Hahaha I was so flustered 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol…you called it!!
I was like “there is no way this is not Malort.” But I was so confused because we didn’t have Malort. But then Bill apparently bought it and hid it
Comedian John Hodgman once described Malōrt as tasting like “pencil shavings and heartbreak". 🤣🤣🤣
#TeamDara
Haha 🤣🤣🤣🥃cheers!
Looks like pee, smells like tea, and the taste is NOT for me... That is your early wedding present from Bill. 🤣
Hahaha terrible early wedding present 🤣
Love this one. Love to see you do it with soda or sparkling water.
The "Hard Sell" cocktail, made with Malort, is absolutely delicious.
Shouldn't Malört be prepared in a specific way, such as absinthe, but perhaps handled differently?
I always thought it tasted like mothballs and old tires that have been laying in a field for 20 years.
Maybe it was just the neck pour. Give it another chance. 😂
Hahaha no way!
🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the review! Now I never need to try it!
🤣🤣🥃it should only be a punishment!
Holy crap, Dara, nailed it! 😮 Bill is a trickster lol
Haha 😂 he got me good!
Just tried the bottle I got from my brother, I was suprised how smooth and mellow it was compared to all the crap it gets. Really nice and smooth and then a soft bitter blanket rests on your tounge for a while. It was quite nice actually.
It's a tradition if you visit Chicago! Lmao.
Make sure to give your mouth a bath after the shot. 😛
Malort, because rabies wasn’t fun enough
oh noooooo!
Bill got me good! I didn’t even know we had Malort. Payback is a B.
Love the reaction lol you know it’s all the gasoline and rubber bands that gives it it’s signature taste right?
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You better watch your back Bill.
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣it was all in good fun
This is so hilarious!!
My wife decided to soak some shower hooks in my toothbrush cup with bleach.. we had just about the same reaction. I feel your pain.
Hahaha oh noooo!
That's frickin hilarious, but could not have been any fun at all lol
I had no clue we even had Malort so I was totally shocked 🤣
Reaction.... PRICELESS!
😂thanks.
Original Hawk Tuah
Funniest video you've ever made. 😂😂😂😂 Great job Bill.
The term malört is Swedish, meaning "moth-herb" and may refer to wormwood.
Great review! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🥃let me guess: #teamBill
This is a perfect way to rid yourself of bourbon that you don't like...seeing as how all you're gonna taste for the next week and a half is malort...
malört, mal-ört, a in mal like the a in tart, dart etc, ö is a bit like oe or the i in dirt.
Why Bill, why????
You do the what’s in the box - Malort Edition after…..after Matt Madness.
Come on man, get it together- your her MM coach.
😂😂❤❤
Hahaha. Yes!!!
Should’ve waited till after the wedding Bill. 😂
🤣🤣right?!
Malort ... when you absolutely have to unfriend someone in person.
"This looks like Pee"..... nailed it....
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Malort is a practical joke on us, and a virtue signal of the contrarian. ZACH!!!!!KYLE!!!!!
If there was ever a reason to snip in the scene from SE7EN...
After watching your livestream this morning, we decided we can’t be in your or bill’s corner, we stand in both corners and root for team dill
Hahaha. I love it!
😂 I’m dead 🤣
Man who would do that. drain pour
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WHAT THE HELL that is not fun, nice, or good to do to anyone! Hope the couch doesn't make your back hurt Bill! /// Peace y'al
Hahah. It was hilarious. I was dying laughing. And gagging. Peace!
I think I spit it out as well when I had in back in the 90's as a joke with co-workers. This was terrible.
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1:10 if your pee looks like that, please drink more water. Your kidneys will thank you.
I've had Malört, and I don't think that it's all that bad...granted it aint all good either 😂😂
It would have been funny if this was the last video you posted... "I quit!"
🤣True.
Omg...have you been bad?! 😄
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LOL This looks like pee!! This is horrible but you did guess the bottle. The only thing that might be worse is the Dickel Tabasco...
Ewwww both are GROSS!
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You sounded just like the kat with a hair ball. That's pretty much it... Grapefruit vodka with a crushed aspirin dissolved in it... Of course it's torture.
Haha I totally did. It was leaving a terrible taste in my mouth. Eeek yuck!
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What did you do to deserve this?!?!?
🤣🤣 Bill def got me good
If cremation is your bag, that box will serve jus fine. No sense paying extravagant prices at the mortuary. Is there now?
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Only way to describe the response to your experience:
🤔😆😅😂🤣
Haha it was absolutely disgusting, especially when I was expecting whiskey.
Yes it might clean you're toilet. Lol. Carma coming Bill's way now? Cheers.
🤣🤣🤣🤮🥃cheers!
That was painful to watch. 🫣
🤣🤣sorry!
Lol
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Tastes like bug spray and pencil shavings.
Tastes like rose-infused gasoline.
Such an ugly trick,but a hilarious video.
It was gross but funny! 🤣
Malort is not that bad
To me it is!
Tastes like chartreuse
She is a spitter. Lol
surprise! it is pee
She spits like a girl
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Over dramatic much. 🙄
Definitely! I’ll give you a blind sample of Malort when you are expecting whiskey and see your reaction. It would be great. Cheers! Thanks for watching
@@TheAverageDrinker i live near Chicago. Malort is like water here.
It tastes like grapefruit cough syrup if that was a thing
Totally!