Top Funniest Conan moments -Jordan Schlansky edition

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  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow1 5 лет назад +373

    "You're the strangest person I've ever met. I professionally interview three people a day, I've been doing it 4-5 days a week, for 23 years. You're the strangest man I've ever met."

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla 5 лет назад +6

      @Draggy654 Nope. A lot of people come multiple times to promote their movies or do whatever. It is greatly less than that number

    • @matthewpshostak
      @matthewpshostak 5 лет назад +10

      @@Horzinicla you must be fun at parties

    • @matthewpshostak
      @matthewpshostak 5 лет назад +4

      @Shallex you've obviously never been to a party with me. you free tomorrow?

    • @fyfyi6053
      @fyfyi6053 Год назад +1

      Literally everyone who met Jordan said something similar about him. It's not just an act. He really is like this.

    • @pissmyasslynch5325
      @pissmyasslynch5325 Год назад

      ​@matthewpshostak so are you gotta murder me 😂

  • @clydekye9600
    @clydekye9600 4 года назад +198

    Decades pass and Conan's hair stays *exactly* the same.

    • @420crim3
      @420crim3 4 года назад +2

      Dude conan is a big deal $ his make up team isnt gonna let his hair change even if conan wanted it to, which knowing him he probably is over it

    • @me1ody69
      @me1ody69 Год назад +1

      @@420crim3 yoooo you're friends with conan??? so the hair isn't artificial

    • @AshVentureOfficial
      @AshVentureOfficial Год назад +1

      ​@@me1ody69
      Melody is a beautiful name icl

  • @MultiLisa10
    @MultiLisa10 5 лет назад +80

    "You just jealous of his good looking body"! LOL!
    I bet Conan and Jordan are best friends!

  • @The-Dom
    @The-Dom 4 года назад +129

    Jordan Schlansky is the definition of an Apple user.

    • @stephan2165
      @stephan2165 4 года назад +3

      Actually...

    • @FSSNZ
      @FSSNZ 4 года назад +9

      He actually kinda seems like he would put some thought into buying a phone so idk about that

    • @Acuraintegraman1
      @Acuraintegraman1 4 года назад +3

      @@FSSNZ what kinda phone you own bro

    • @Gabrosoft
      @Gabrosoft 4 года назад

      Forrest Shields ok google user

    • @The-Dom
      @The-Dom 4 года назад +1

      @@FSSNZ no he would just have a thorough justification for why his iphone is supperior.

  • @glennrudolph
    @glennrudolph 4 года назад +125

    Jordan use to look like a gay magician. And he still does.

    • @burntvirtue
      @burntvirtue 4 года назад +12

      He still does, but he used to too.

    • @lebbo88
      @lebbo88 4 года назад +1

      @@burntvirtue I was gonna say that. Lol.

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 11 месяцев назад

      Mitch Hedberg weed joke lol

  • @cristobalcardona5592
    @cristobalcardona5592 6 лет назад +44

    More Jordan and Connan, More Sona and Conan!

    • @jojomakes
      @jojomakes 5 лет назад +3

      And more Conan and Pierre Bernard lol

    • @jojomakes
      @jojomakes 5 лет назад +2

      And more Pierre and Conan! lol

  • @YouDunnKnowTV
    @YouDunnKnowTV 4 года назад +9

    Jordan: I'VE COMPLETED THE TASK
    Conan: LITTLE MORE

  • @btstae4139
    @btstae4139 4 года назад +33

    I truly wonder if Conan’s interaction win Jordan is like this off screen
    Lol

    • @AttilatheThrilla
      @AttilatheThrilla 11 месяцев назад +2

      If you’ve listened to Conans podcast this question gets answered

    • @warecamel
      @warecamel 8 месяцев назад

      Nah they're friends.

  • @jojomakes
    @jojomakes 5 лет назад +10

    Love these 2 together 😂😂😂

  • @michaelg362
    @michaelg362 5 лет назад +19

    7:17 lost it lol "disgraced senators" 😂😂😂

  • @katherinezp
    @katherinezp 4 года назад +6

    They make this show even better,good fit!

  • @bfkc111
    @bfkc111 4 года назад +16

    Someone in the background (audience or maybe staffer) said "oh god" in response to Jordan's statement 6:25

  • @GoogleGoogle-wp8fw
    @GoogleGoogle-wp8fw 5 лет назад +3

    That hug was crayon

  • @strikebackstudios7592
    @strikebackstudios7592 4 года назад

    This is one my favs.

  • @geterpriffin
    @geterpriffin Год назад +3

    Jordan will make the perfect James Bond.

  • @High_Monk
    @High_Monk 9 месяцев назад

    That first clip absolutely sent me 😂

  • @ryanedwards4512
    @ryanedwards4512 4 года назад +17

    Jordan was born to be a father..I hope he has kids.

    • @ChaosAngel667
      @ChaosAngel667 Год назад +11

      "Do you have homework?"
      "Those who need to know, already know"
      "I concur"

  • @RudG10
    @RudG10 5 лет назад +15

    6:25 "oh god" lmao

  • @Karda_Nava
    @Karda_Nava 2 месяца назад

    I could never tell if this was all a bit or if this was genuinely just how Jordan is lmao

  • @TammyBundleballs
    @TammyBundleballs Год назад +3

    I am reminded, watching this today, of an interview Conan did with Bill Burr, in which Conan mentions that he hates this whole "projecting" thing.

  • @cleanerscreen5039
    @cleanerscreen5039 5 лет назад +3

    jordan is so funny

  • @dr.stevebrule5839
    @dr.stevebrule5839 5 лет назад +18

    I liked this the first time...I miss Pierre Bernard!! Where’s the recliner of rage?

  • @IsoEsa66
    @IsoEsa66 7 лет назад +139

    Deepak Chopra kills my brain cells.

    • @colejohns7949
      @colejohns7949 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah fuck that guy. What a piece of shit.

    • @nyirobiojulu3743
      @nyirobiojulu3743 5 лет назад

      Cole Johns Jeez...

    • @frogstomp11
      @frogstomp11 5 лет назад +4

      @@colejohns7949 That's really unfair to pieces of shit. They don't deserve being lumped in with him.

    • @williamsyelyah2928
      @williamsyelyah2928 5 лет назад +1

      He just tried to do something interesting but failed miserably

    • @waqqashanafi
      @waqqashanafi 4 года назад

      He's like that douchebag who quotes Instagram quotes all the time.

  • @Nakamichi_Jun
    @Nakamichi_Jun 4 года назад +5

    King Julian seems really mellow in his older years

  • @CLuvTravels
    @CLuvTravels 5 лет назад +19

    Down goes the SS Jordan

  • @medeaendor3706
    @medeaendor3706 5 лет назад +8

    Childhood rage

  • @nms1326
    @nms1326 5 лет назад +6

    6:34 segment I haven't laughed so hard

  • @desertcamel6685
    @desertcamel6685 3 года назад +2

    Imagine David Letterman interviewing Jordan.😂

  • @seamus9305
    @seamus9305 4 года назад +3

    Conan is a modern Jack Benny and Jack Benny was the best.

  • @GlitchMcGuffin
    @GlitchMcGuffin 4 года назад +8

    He's Vulcan.

  • @braydenvillani8774
    @braydenvillani8774 4 года назад +1

    Shaving the ears and the giant mustache comment. The only times Jordan seems to almost break.

  • @edumai2355
    @edumai2355 5 лет назад +12

    There's is more life in his eyes than there are in yours? I'm learning English and I'm confused.

    • @B10Esteban
      @B10Esteban 5 лет назад +16

      Edu Mai he’s making fun of how empty and lifeless Jordan’s eyes are so he says that the doll has more life , energy , emotion in his eyes than Jordan. Dk if that helped

  • @eclipsesolar8345
    @eclipsesolar8345 5 лет назад +49

    Deepak Chopra is shallow and pseudo spiritual beyond believe. That's a man with issues right there.
    Dear Lord...

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 5 лет назад

      Eclipse Solar 83 you must be talking about the guy I mentioned in my comment asking who this but job is... is this guy for real???
      🙄

  • @darrenking4303
    @darrenking4303 2 года назад +13

    conan shows very often how much more intelligent he actually is than jordan lmao

  • @broadwaybaby348
    @broadwaybaby348 День назад

    Jordan is Spock to Conan's Kirk.

  • @ultramarinechaplain88
    @ultramarinechaplain88 11 месяцев назад

    Been looking for the skit of conan having dinner with jordan, wing and the wierdo.

  • @Venomous_471
    @Venomous_471 Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰

  • @AgasiShizzle
    @AgasiShizzle 3 года назад +3

    Does anybody have the entire video of the house hunting? Where Jordan is talking about living in West Hollywood? Lol 😆
    Team Coco has taken theirs down. Can't find it anywhere!

    • @UCZx48kBoTg9O
      @UCZx48kBoTg9O 2 года назад

      Same. That was a good one. Hope someone uploads

  • @Reprodestruxion
    @Reprodestruxion 4 года назад +2

    Deepak Chopra’s real last name is Schlansky

  • @maluminse1
    @maluminse1 4 года назад

    Jordan Pierre Thanksgiving isn't on RUclips???!

  • @oddoneout1835
    @oddoneout1835 5 лет назад +1

    8:25

  • @thomasvogel8799
    @thomasvogel8799 5 лет назад +1

    Jordan for president of rainbowland🤣🤣🤣

  • @reginaldinoenchillada3513
    @reginaldinoenchillada3513 4 года назад

    🤣😂😅

  • @kaithongsavanh3649
    @kaithongsavanh3649 4 года назад +1

    Jordan would recommend a Shiraz ... says ever gay man everywhere! Lol

  • @46chambersoflife
    @46chambersoflife 4 года назад +1

    executive producer/dead weight

  • @K-A5
    @K-A5 4 года назад

    Omg Ive never seen the one where Jordan shaves Conan's butt! I want to watch that skit, but I cant find it. Anyone got the link for it?

  • @epresley8324
    @epresley8324 5 лет назад +7

    What clip/episode is at 7:40? I thought I’d seen all Schlansky moments but I don’t recognize it...

    • @nyirobiojulu3743
      @nyirobiojulu3743 5 лет назад

      E Presley I haven’t seen that one either maybe try looking up Conan and Jordan eating pop tarts or something I’m sure it’ll come up

    • @epresley8324
      @epresley8324 5 лет назад +1

      Nyirobi Ojulu great thank you! I’ll reply with a link if I find it!

    • @nyirobiojulu3743
      @nyirobiojulu3743 5 лет назад

      E Presley I can take a look as well if you can’t find anything

    • @epresley8324
      @epresley8324 5 лет назад

      Nyirobi Ojulu I was unsuccessful 😔

    • @hovinkkh4350
      @hovinkkh4350 5 лет назад

      @@epresley8324 "Getting to know Jordan Schlansky". It was taken down by NBC.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 5 лет назад

    Who is the nit job talking about people stop feeling hostile..: he hasn’t met me.. if he walked into any room I’m in with that nonsense he would see some hostility. What a nut job.

  • @ohmusicsweetmusic
    @ohmusicsweetmusic 5 лет назад

    I actually do think Jordan is closeted.

    • @Broodjemetbeleg
      @Broodjemetbeleg 4 года назад +2

      How so lmao he has a wife

    • @ReginaldForman
      @ReginaldForman 4 года назад +2

      @@Broodjemetbeleg as do many people in the closet....

  • @MultiPizzapizza
    @MultiPizzapizza 4 года назад +4

    Sad that he is with a women that doesn’t like chest hair

    • @user-ht9oc7gw1f
      @user-ht9oc7gw1f 3 года назад +2

      who said it's for a woman? he said in another video that he shaves because it feels good to feel the sunshine on your skin without hair.

    • @MultiPizzapizza
      @MultiPizzapizza 3 года назад

      @@user-ht9oc7gw1f don’t be a penis

  • @lamasbelladelmundo
    @lamasbelladelmundo 4 года назад +1

    I sued to love Jordan until he started talking to much and making eye contact.

  • @dfr3h6t
    @dfr3h6t 6 лет назад +31

    Oh, how long until Conan gets blasted for comments about West Hollywood and gays. Say goodbye to humor folks!!

    • @samk8353
      @samk8353 6 лет назад

      John MDM Eh, I think he will be fine, that wasn't bad. I did watch a clip from the 90s where he called somebody retarded lol was a bit of a shock I'll admit

  • @cullinaaronkress
    @cullinaaronkress 4 года назад +2

    Deepak is a joke. A very unfunny joke.

  • @TheGodYouWishYouKnew
    @TheGodYouWishYouKnew 4 года назад

    Down-voted for poor grammar in the title of the video.

  • @DJ-ov2it
    @DJ-ov2it Год назад

    Deepak needs to stop. Everything. Just stop.

  • @caltron5000
    @caltron5000 5 лет назад +1

    This is entertaining but I feel sorry for Jordan. It seems alot like bullying, jordan is different yea and he's eccentric but so are a lot of people it isn't nice to treat him like this.

    • @Deangirl86
      @Deangirl86 5 лет назад +4

      Caltron it’s an act. I doubt Jordan would go along with it if he wasn’t comfortable.

    • @bob8144
      @bob8144 4 года назад +3

      You do realize this is a comedy show, right?

    • @idiotidiot5821
      @idiotidiot5821 11 месяцев назад

      The guy who was stealing community office funds to benefit only himself you feel is being bullied? Interesting.

  • @medeaendor3706
    @medeaendor3706 5 лет назад +5

    I love Conan but his gay accusations start to make me feel uncomfortable

    • @medeaendor3706
      @medeaendor3706 5 лет назад +3

      @James Keaty I get what u mean but it's not funny if u are gay. Let me guess u are not gay

    • @medeaendor3706
      @medeaendor3706 5 лет назад +2

      @James Keaty thanks for taking time to write this. I agree with what u say, because of personal bad experiences I react a little too sensible and believe that young people might not understand that it's humor and imitate him, it's callered learning by model. However u are right, that shouldn't be a reason to limit humor especially if there is no bad intention.

    • @eefsss4603
      @eefsss4603 5 лет назад +3

      Shut up

    • @Doitallgp
      @Doitallgp 4 года назад +2

      On behalf of most of humanity, shut the hell up and learn to take a joke

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 4 года назад

      To be fair, Chopra does look pretty gay

  • @joshuawhalen1122
    @joshuawhalen1122 5 лет назад +2

    I think Jordan could be gay, despite that he is married and has a child apparently. He's says he's not gay, but, we just saw him pressing his pelvis into a guy as he was hugging him. When he and Conan were talking about going to Italy, somewhere in there he said men in Italy are beautiful. He once watched Conan get dressed, he was checking Conan's body out. When Conan gave him a bachelor party, a hot chick was brought in, and that did nothing for Jordan. He did seem a bit interested in the male stripper that was brought in after the chick. His mannerism and how he speaks. Its all there. He's even concerned about the cleanliness of his anus, that he would buy one of those Japanese toilets that wash your ass as you go. Only gays guys worry about the cleanliness of their anus. So does Jordan. Jordan Schlansky is gay. And that's all there is to it.

    • @Heavenzvoice
      @Heavenzvoice 5 лет назад +11

      Joshua Whalen you are so far off base it’s ridiculous. I know lots of men who are hard core straight but ARE COMFORTABLE WITH THEIR SEXUALITY. I compliment women all the time can talk about their bodies and have zero interest in dating woman period. As for the supposed hot woman you’re talking about you need glasses. That was some stripper who poked high and quite suspect. I don’t blame him for not being interested in that woman. He’s about to marry the love of his
      life and he’s supposed to lose it over some 2$ stripper? Saying the men are beautiful means nothing. Lots of men have a man crush on Tom Brady. They are straight but sometimes you have to give credit where credit is due. Those guys who say they have a man crush on Tom are saying I’m straight but hey the guy is good looking.
      I’ve even seen good friends tagging on one guy in the group as being pretty Ricky. He’s the best looking one of the group. Jordan is just in touch with his feminine side and it could be from his upbringing or maybe when he went off to college who knows but he’s straight. One can tell that.

    • @samuelli-a-sam
      @samuelli-a-sam 5 лет назад +4

      Joshua Whalen If I say that are certain male is attractive, it wouldn’t mean that I would be gay

    • @kloonst
      @kloonst 4 года назад +5

      Lmao this is the most ridiculous comment I have ever read😂😂😂 'Only gay guys worry about the cleanliness of their anus'??? So you're implying that Asian and Muslim men are also gay for preferring to have a clean ass and smelling shit-free after taking a dump??? I really don't understand why you people are so leery in washing your backdoors and genitals with soap and water while you have no compunction putting them in your mouth during sex blegh
      Anyway Jordan's just a quirky, metrosexual guy who's really comfortable with who he is that's why he's okay with being made fun of for the show's benefit.

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 4 года назад +1

      @@Heavenzvoice To be fair, that stripper was one of the hottest women I've ever seen - go have another look..
      Jordan is just a good actor though and what you see in these segments is exaggerated for comedy

    • @beepboopbeepp
      @beepboopbeepp 4 года назад +3

      Since he is an super fan of Italy i am almost 100% certain the reason he mentioned cleanliness od the anus is because Italians in particular have bidet to clean your ass and other parts of your lower body, the fact that you went into this great length to theorize on this is hilarious though.

  • @graysonbillings6400
    @graysonbillings6400 2 месяца назад

    Jordan looks like the singer from Train

  • @jojomakes
    @jojomakes 5 лет назад +8

    Love these 2 together 😂😂😂