Will BIG MIKE Obama Make a Run? - Razör Rants

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  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 7 месяцев назад +1343

    The Trumpenmeister would meme Big Mike mercilessly.
    "Michelle Obama, great guy..."

    • @Rokiriko
      @Rokiriko 7 месяцев назад +6

      He couldn't meme the feeble old Biden ...

    • @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793
      @johnnyklebitzrevenge4793 7 месяцев назад +40

      I almost spit my coffee out at this

    • @ruudvanderzanden8013
      @ruudvanderzanden8013 7 месяцев назад +83

      ​@@Rokirikoalready forgot about "sleepy Joe" ??

    • @CorruptDemocratsJ6
      @CorruptDemocratsJ6 7 месяцев назад +61

      @@Rokiriko Pay attention, kid.

    • @129jasper1
      @129jasper1 7 месяцев назад +28

      @@ruudvanderzanden8013 What happened to "creepy Joe? That's the most apt name.

  • @Anoneeemouse
    @Anoneeemouse 7 месяцев назад +1694

    "I did not break the law"
    Actually they found that you did break the law but are refusing to pursue using the same kind of logic they used to avoid charging Hillary.

    • @mattstanford9673
      @mattstanford9673 7 месяцев назад +120

      To be fair, in Hillary's case it was "I like living." They saw what happened to the people that came out saying they had evidence against her.
      Imagine what they'd do to the prosecutors that charged her.

    • @neil_mch
      @neil_mch 7 месяцев назад +144

      "Joe is too senile to face trial."
      That means I'm innoocent? - Joe Potato-brain.

    • @vidard9863
      @vidard9863 7 месяцев назад +74

      ​@@mattstanford9673no, we saw what they did with hunting for and drumming up charges against right wing people. It wasn't just self preservation, the agency is a willful participant.

    • @Clyde-S-Wilcox
      @Clyde-S-Wilcox 7 месяцев назад

      The media questioning Biden's mental fitness is obviously the prelude to pushing him aside, either by taking him out of the election or rigging it for him to win then having him resign.

    • @sirchromiumdowns2015
      @sirchromiumdowns2015 7 месяцев назад +23

      Substitute "corruption" for "logic" and you'd be correct.

  • @hitmonkey2984
    @hitmonkey2984 7 месяцев назад +1552

    Oh jeez not even 10 seconds in. Jesus, Razor.

  • @donpietruk1517
    @donpietruk1517 7 месяцев назад +612

    RIP Joan Rivers for telling the truth so many years ago!

    • @ElevenDollarCheese
      @ElevenDollarCheese 7 месяцев назад +19

      Saw an interesting vid with what was obviously her in it not too long ago. Seems she faked it, but doesn't change what she said and that she had to "go".

    • @heroncolby2842
      @heroncolby2842 7 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@ElevenDollarCheeseYep, here's what many people don't get. When certain celeb "passes", it doesn't necessarily need to be the person. What "passes" is their name, them as a brand and the person is exiled.

    • @TheNightBadger
      @TheNightBadger 7 месяцев назад +5

      What did she say?

    • @-my4skinwastakeninasickjew426
      @-my4skinwastakeninasickjew426 7 месяцев назад

      She faked it. so did david bowie. its on YT

    • @effdiffeyeno171
      @effdiffeyeno171 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ElevenDollarCheeseI would like to see that.

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 7 месяцев назад +780

    "That is not the media's judgement."
    Who cares what the media's judgement is? The media isn't the judge or the jury.

    • @ShortbusMooner
      @ShortbusMooner 7 месяцев назад

      Legacy and Lamestream Media ARE the Enemies of Humanity..

    • @danagray9709
      @danagray9709 7 месяцев назад +61

      It's worse than that. He was at a press conference. He was literally speaking to representatives of the media from both sides of the aisle.

    • @ThepupsnameisBrian
      @ThepupsnameisBrian 7 месяцев назад

      Because the media is all the asshole has left at this point.

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 7 месяцев назад +7

      sweet summer child lmao

    • @mattstanford9673
      @mattstanford9673 7 месяцев назад +44

      @@woodwyrm Don’t think me naive. I know they act like they are. It’s not my fault mouth-breathers think they are.
      Hopefully, soon, we’ll reach the day where sane minds think independently again. I’m over this hive-mind bullshit.

  • @AshleysBallistics
    @AshleysBallistics 7 месяцев назад +800

    If we elected Michelle we'd still be searching for the first female president 😮

    • @marcogenovesi8570
      @marcogenovesi8570 7 месяцев назад +33

      Obama 2.0 revengeance

    • @DoomsdayIsComing73
      @DoomsdayIsComing73 7 месяцев назад +10

      Well played, sir.. well played..😉

    • @theodoreganymede2095
      @theodoreganymede2095 7 месяцев назад +29

      At least he'd be the first black *American* President

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 7 месяцев назад +2

      👏👏👏

    • @265308
      @265308 7 месяцев назад +15

      We're still searching 1st black president bc Barrack was only 33% black. Lol

  • @aldelacruz5526
    @aldelacruz5526 7 месяцев назад +307

    "Silverback" for sure!!!!

  • @a_man_in_yellow1247
    @a_man_in_yellow1247 7 месяцев назад +545

    Magilla Gorilla is not going to give up the easy life. Obama was in for 8 years and it aged him like he drank from the wrong chalice. Speaks volumes about Trump's stamina.

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 7 месяцев назад +45

      And the fact he was made for it! They don't call him Teflon Don for nothing!

    • @albertchurchill4845
      @albertchurchill4845 7 месяцев назад

      @@sexistspaghettios Of all of the 21st-century presidents, Trump is the only one with regular experience managing a large organization.

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 7 месяцев назад

      It's like the Sith. Great power + evil = ugly face.

    • @katschrodinger954
      @katschrodinger954 7 месяцев назад +21

      #44 aged in dog years whilst he was in America's House!

    • @TheSlammurai
      @TheSlammurai 7 месяцев назад +39

      If Obama cares about his husband at all he'll tell him not to run.

  • @EarthNeedsHeroes
    @EarthNeedsHeroes 7 месяцев назад +195

    Whenever the press asks Biden a question his expression is like he's just realized there's been other people in the room the whole time.

    • @sexistspaghettios
      @sexistspaghettios 7 месяцев назад +20

      Every single time. If I hadn't witnessed 2020 myself and the subsequent destruction afterwards, I'd ALLOST feel sorry for him.

  • @longleglarry2720
    @longleglarry2720 7 месяцев назад +705

    Trump used to get grief over social media use but nobody is criticizing Biden's team for driving Dark Brandon memes into the ground harder than Hunter on Beau's wife.

    • @Jonthekiller9
      @Jonthekiller9 7 месяцев назад +69

      Nah they’re driving the dark Brandon memes into a wall harder then Princess Diana

    • @Pyromanemac
      @Pyromanemac 7 месяцев назад +50

      But was it harder than the dad son team up on the niece? Too spicy?

    • @vidard9863
      @vidard9863 7 месяцев назад

      Trump memes were organic, and not approved by the establishment. Biden memes are approved by the establishment, and probably funded by them. Going after those memes would require self awareness from the establishment.

    • @ruudvanderzanden8013
      @ruudvanderzanden8013 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Pyromanemacwait wut?

    • @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384
      @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 7 месяцев назад +8

      @@Jonthekiller9Oh that is vile

  • @MichaelMiller-xj1ti
    @MichaelMiller-xj1ti 7 месяцев назад +503

    Unrelated, but Louisiana just passed Constitutional Carry.

    • @acedetective7280
      @acedetective7280 7 месяцев назад +53

      C’est bon

    • @MichaelMiller-xj1ti
      @MichaelMiller-xj1ti 7 месяцев назад +48

      @@acedetective7280 It's a glorious day for my state yeah.

    • @malicant123
      @malicant123 7 месяцев назад +10

      this will send Size 22 Sue straight to the crayfish buffet :(

    • @rrf6747
      @rrf6747 7 месяцев назад +11

      About time

    • @MichaelMiller-xj1ti
      @MichaelMiller-xj1ti 7 месяцев назад +24

      @@malicant123 We call it crawfish here. Good God, never eat them off of a plate, and don't ever boil a blue one.

  • @BlackWat3rGTR
    @BlackWat3rGTR 7 месяцев назад +341

    "I put this country back on it's feet"""
    😂😂😂 I'm pretty sure you cut the fucking feet off...

    • @greeneggsandhamsamiam6154
      @greeneggsandhamsamiam6154 7 месяцев назад +36

      He wouldn't know what a foot is if it kicked him in the ass

    • @MOE-db8oc
      @MOE-db8oc 7 месяцев назад +10

      I would describe it as having been cut off at the knee. But hey. I get it.

    • @TheInquisitiveShark
      @TheInquisitiveShark 7 месяцев назад +1

      Was just thinking 🤔 of what happened in Misery all of a sudden....

    • @thefool8224
      @thefool8224 7 месяцев назад +3

      the country: after you pushed me into the ground and broke my legs

    • @ghostofwolfmoonmani3877
      @ghostofwolfmoonmani3877 7 месяцев назад +1

      he's turned America into cotton hill after he lost his shins

  • @rolanddeschain965
    @rolanddeschain965 7 месяцев назад +218

    Absolutely no chance, Mike's life has been on autopilot for its entire existence and the big guy ain't walking away from that.

  • @neugey
    @neugey 7 месяцев назад +104

    Aerosmith could play "Dude Looks Like A Lady" at the inauguration. There's some novelty here!

    • @thefoginrussian
      @thefoginrussian 7 месяцев назад +6

      That musician would be so fired but the whole country would laugh. their. asses. off.

    • @bastgojira8072
      @bastgojira8072 7 месяцев назад +1

      If a god existed Aerosmith would get Epsteined with extreme prejudice.

    • @mattbeckley9483
      @mattbeckley9483 8 дней назад

      That's exactly what I said 😂😂😂

  • @nickjohnson410
    @nickjohnson410 7 месяцев назад +114

    "That's a MAN!"
    -Austin Powers

  • @paulgardner5079
    @paulgardner5079 7 месяцев назад +119

    I just heard Clubber Lang yell "shut up old man" at Biden

  • @mattstanford9673
    @mattstanford9673 7 месяцев назад +304

    "Finally, a real man in the White House." *fucking dead*

  • @johnnydeazvedo414
    @johnnydeazvedo414 7 месяцев назад +86

    As a older gen z I can tell you we hate that “woman” for ruining our school lunches

    • @Danko_Sekulic
      @Danko_Sekulic 7 месяцев назад

      I am not from the States. What did she do?

    • @johnnydeazvedo414
      @johnnydeazvedo414 7 месяцев назад +29

      She made the school lunch “healthier” which in reality made them inedible

    • @Bucky1836
      @Bucky1836 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@johnnydeazvedo414my mom was a 90s lunchlady i graduated in 06 ...i felt so bad for you guys 😢

    • @suzybearheart530
      @suzybearheart530 7 месяцев назад +9

      I remember seeing pictures of the new lunches online and boy did they look sad. I wonder how much of that bland slop just ended up in the garbage and not kid’s bellies.

    • @Danko_Sekulic
      @Danko_Sekulic 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@johnnydeazvedo414
      Oh, got it! Thanks!

  • @johnking975
    @johnking975 7 месяцев назад +42

    You always remind me of the old free internet before everyone got smart phones. ❤

  • @juggalo7718
    @juggalo7718 7 месяцев назад +87

    Silver Back Mike! lmfao!

  • @davidobrien9362
    @davidobrien9362 7 месяцев назад +144

    That was the most "aggressive "press meet 8ve seen with Biden in 3 years, all 3 questions and a whole 3 mins of it .

    • @draydensmith9043
      @draydensmith9043 7 месяцев назад +1

      Yeah his staff didn't shove the Press out, and Biden actually went back to mess up more!!! Thanks Joe Bribeden!👍

  • @Kilthan2050
    @Kilthan2050 7 месяцев назад +92

    Malik is an international treasure.

    • @geraldw4471
      @geraldw4471 7 месяцев назад +7

      A Deek!

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 7 месяцев назад +12

      His "I look like Pepe" tweet was enough to make me think he's got a decent sense of humor.
      Having one of those these days means you CAN'T be a commie.

  • @Mister-Six
    @Mister-Six 7 месяцев назад +49

    That silverback turned the West Wing brokeback by going bareback on Barry.

  • @99Michael
    @99Michael 7 месяцев назад +39

    My doctor passed away last week. I wonder if his wife can fill in and perform the scheduled surgery.

    • @gtmaniacmda
      @gtmaniacmda 7 месяцев назад +2

      If only politicking took so much skill!

    • @Geraduss
      @Geraduss 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@gtmaniacmda All it takes is being able to lie and say whatever the one handing you the money tells you to say.

  • @malcontender6319
    @malcontender6319 7 месяцев назад +50

    7:09 I seem to remember Tucker mentioning that Obama had a "highly creepy personal life".

    • @kathyflorcruz552
      @kathyflorcruz552 7 месяцев назад

      Not to mention a kill list that rivals Clintons.

  • @pinkanimositygaming
    @pinkanimositygaming 7 месяцев назад +95

    She literally messed up our school lunches for nearly a decade. No sweets, only oatmeal raisin cookies. It was an unholy hell of tasteless, shitty food that made me constipated. Big Mike can go sit on it and spin.

    • @J-P89
      @J-P89 7 месяцев назад +7

      They wanted to give you kids the uber meals bottom treatment they like kids.😢

    • @shaggyrumplenutz1610
      @shaggyrumplenutz1610 7 месяцев назад +5

      He would love that

    • @Spitfire200
      @Spitfire200 7 месяцев назад +19

      Underrated. My rolls turned into rocks and anything with potatoes turned into sweet potatoes. In one line, 7th and 8th graders get grilled cheese sandwiches and real tater tots meanwhile the line right next to it for the 9th graders (“high schoolers” even though this was a middle school) there ain’t no grilled cheese and the taters are orange.
      Speaking of oranges, you were REQUIRED to take one fruit or vegetable item with you with every meal. I can’t count the amount of produce I’ve thrown away because I was made to do it so I could get my food, of which, my lunch fund still had to pay for. Can’t make a horse drink now can’t you BIG MIKE?
      Vending machines were no refuge either. All soda was diet except for one machine out of like 8 in a big High School that had a bad flavor of Mtn. Dew Kickstart, and they were all overpriced compared to what you could buy in vending machines 10-15 years ago. Come senior year and a lot of the brands you’d be able to recognize are replaced by proprietary ones that obviously wouldn’t make it in the retail world and choose to subsidy farm with all the “healthy” jargon needed to sell your 3$ 6 oz bag of sugar gummies in a place where young adults are supposed to be taught to thrive in independent life (which they fail at teaching), where they are disrespected by these bureaucratic kid gloves at every corner, slowly eating away at every “little thing” that was good or you didn’t know you took for granted before it was gone and replaced with a new annoyance that impacted you daily. Real Abolition of Man type stuff.
      All this to force “healthy eating” instead of encouraging one to do so voluntarily by the way, but at least your taxes keep going up to pay them more every year and not fix any fundamental issue whatsoever!

    • @The_Bigot
      @The_Bigot 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Spitfire200I hate the Obamas but attacking them because you can’t drink soda in school is scraping the bottom of the barrel for things to bitch about concerning the obamas.

    • @captainsigismund6449
      @captainsigismund6449 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@The_Bigot where you there for those lunches?! It was terrible. One year we were free to buy whatever wanted from a good selection. The next out school ids were scanned to calorie limit us. Madness!

  • @masterphillips
    @masterphillips 7 месяцев назад +124

    "I did not break the law," my favorite response to allegations of memory leakage.

  • @WarDogMadness
    @WarDogMadness 7 месяцев назад +54

    That intro had me fallin off my chair in work.

  • @jonathanyaloussa
    @jonathanyaloussa 7 месяцев назад +105

    "Fewer branches than the British royal family."
    Damn, Razör is on fire.

  • @logicplague
    @logicplague 7 месяцев назад +36

    Presidential spouses should not be allowed to run for the same office.

    • @jancoley9051
      @jancoley9051 7 месяцев назад +1

      Agree.
      It is wrong on so many levels.
      Corruption festers

  • @_Lux_Ex_Tenebris
    @_Lux_Ex_Tenebris 7 месяцев назад +37

    as a past classification authority, I can definitively state he did indeed break the law, he just also controls those that would enforce and report on it.

  • @kennethwilliams7731
    @kennethwilliams7731 7 месяцев назад +30

    Everyone is giving her way too much credit. She hasn't ever been under fire or under pressure. Everyone falls at her? feet and kisses them. If she? ever faces a serious adversary she? may just fold under the pressure and tank in the polls. She's? spoiled and not likable or relatable to the average citizen. I believe she? would be a horrible candidate and an even worse President.

    • @--_--IMP--_--
      @--_--IMP--_-- 7 месяцев назад

      You missed a question mark at the beginning (make that two), but otherwise, that's a pretty accurate assessment.

  • @ikenosis8160
    @ikenosis8160 7 месяцев назад +43

    ".... Or is that silverb--"
    Hahahah!

  • @sp4h704
    @sp4h704 7 месяцев назад +49

    The trolling of the American voter continues.

    • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
      @georgelincolnrockwell6248 7 месяцев назад +2

      >"American" "voter"
      'Democracy' sure is a funny way of saying Kritarchy...

    • @sp4h704
      @sp4h704 7 месяцев назад

      @georgelincolnrockwell6248 However you interpret it.

  • @HANGING_SILVER
    @HANGING_SILVER 7 месяцев назад +18

    "Or is that silverback" spat out my fucking drink😂

  • @paranoyd70
    @paranoyd70 7 месяцев назад +20

    Just imagine what kind of honest politicians & thus strong nation we would have...if we had an honest Media.
    A corrupt Media will always result in a corrupt political class and thus a weak & dysfunctional nation. And we are witnessing the results first-hand.

  • @CocktailsConsoles
    @CocktailsConsoles 7 месяцев назад +17

    "From hatchback Laura Bush, to quarterback Michelle Obama. Or was that silverback--"
    Darth Helmet: "Fire a warning shot across her nose! **BAM** I said across her nose, not UP it!!"

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 6 месяцев назад +1

      He's doing his best, sir!

  • @RavenHouseMystery
    @RavenHouseMystery 7 месяцев назад +14

    "That's your opinion, not the press's!" Hmm, telling a reporter that he knows what the press thinks. No collusion there. 😎

  • @gaylynnhorncri
    @gaylynnhorncri 7 месяцев назад +17

    Michelle Obama Quarter Back or was that Silverback got me dying 🤣 😂 💀 🦍

  • @_Devil
    @_Devil 7 месяцев назад +114

    "A list of replacements longer than a Kroger receipt"
    Never change, Razör.

  • @stephenpayne5320
    @stephenpayne5320 7 месяцев назад +15

    The questions about the real parents of the children are going to get stronger as well as why he lost his law license

  • @cmykrgb1469
    @cmykrgb1469 7 месяцев назад +27

    "That's your judgement!"
    Yes, you dip. You told us to watch you.

    • @batboy9997
      @batboy9997 7 месяцев назад +1

      Good point. I bet his handlers regret giving him that mic drop line

  • @dethblade4836
    @dethblade4836 7 месяцев назад +13

    "Why not elect Michelle" We've already elected an Obama man, and when we did, things went about as well as hiring Nikki Sixx to manage a Walgreens

  • @R3prieve
    @R3prieve 7 месяцев назад +47

    Big Mike will always find a way to slide right in. 💪

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 7 месяцев назад

      Big Mike never slides in. He just pushes forward, straining and sweating, like Lebron bull charging the lane, flopping his arms and grunting while the smaller man in front of him is manhandled.

  • @MrPingn
    @MrPingn 7 месяцев назад +10

    Joe says he's capable and sound.
    His doctor says the same.
    Then I say we should respect their confidence. He is fit to face a prosecution.

  • @md_vandenberg
    @md_vandenberg 7 месяцев назад +7

    "My memory is so bad, I let you speak." - President Biden
    I miss Norm MacDonald.

  • @MrLolguy93
    @MrLolguy93 7 месяцев назад +70

    Not even 10 seconds in, and you're already killing it

  • @cesariojpn
    @cesariojpn 7 месяцев назад +26

    At least Razor-sama didnt go the "eggplant" route in the beginning.....

  • @_Lux_Ex_Tenebris
    @_Lux_Ex_Tenebris 7 месяцев назад +10

    Malik Obama coming in clutch at the end talking about his brother in law like that..

  • @Auron3991
    @Auron3991 7 месяцев назад +5

    I've got to admit, that Biden clap-back impressed me. Not because it was particularly good, but because it was actually a response to what the person said. Credit where it's due: the handler who put the extra shot of espresso in his coffee.

  • @CyborgWolf
    @CyborgWolf 7 месяцев назад +48

    "Or is that Silverback?"
    I audibly lost it

  • @miniondaechir
    @miniondaechir 7 месяцев назад +18

    SILVERBACK MICHAEL'S RUNNING ACROSS THE FIELD, XHE/XHER'S GOING FOR THE TOUCHDOOOWN!

    • @JamesCrimson43
      @JamesCrimson43 7 месяцев назад +3

      OH, AND THEY FUMBLE AT THE 10 YARD LINE!

  • @jackall-trades6149
    @jackall-trades6149 7 месяцев назад +16

    The visiting angels bit: I saw that coming 100 miles away, and it still nearly sent me into cardiac arrest.

  • @Lordslothable
    @Lordslothable 7 месяцев назад +25

    BIG MIKE

  • @marka.8535
    @marka.8535 7 месяцев назад +9

    A California sports analyst said that Big Mike started out as a tight end but that he gravitated to the wide receiver position. They also couldn’t find large enough shoulder pads .

  • @peterostrowski5230
    @peterostrowski5230 7 месяцев назад +6

    "Big Mike's body double: Fully shaven Chewbacca" lmao, even killing it in the credits

  • @geo525252
    @geo525252 7 месяцев назад +8

    Silverback...OMFG, brings out the knife right out of the gate.

  • @czarcastic1458
    @czarcastic1458 7 месяцев назад +8

    She was forced to give up her law license or go to prison for fraud while working for a law firm. Is she qualified?

  • @jimrustle643
    @jimrustle643 7 месяцев назад +15

    It's sliverback. Definitely silverback 🦍

  • @redemptor6666
    @redemptor6666 7 месяцев назад +14

    Ahem......god phucking speed!

  • @freedumbsquirts4809
    @freedumbsquirts4809 7 месяцев назад +154

    She played the president in Idiocracy.

    • @radagast7200
      @radagast7200 7 месяцев назад +9

      I thought she looked familiar...

    • @shaggyrumplenutz1610
      @shaggyrumplenutz1610 7 месяцев назад +18

      Don't insult President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho!

    • @perfectogaming5240
      @perfectogaming5240 7 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @radagast7200
      @radagast7200 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@shaggyrumplenutz1610 sounds like they might be in need of some REHABILITATION!!!

    • @imnohbody
      @imnohbody 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@Archedgar He also genuinely cared for his country and wanted it to do well.

  • @hehheh382
    @hehheh382 7 месяцев назад +3

    remember when Michael staarvd kyds of essential amino acydz? school lunches were sloppyfyed from having nutrient dense proteins to cheap processed and grainy carbs

  • @thebrassmonkey100
    @thebrassmonkey100 7 месяцев назад +7

    What happened to the sign off?! Have you been censored?! Engage your oppressors in fista-corpse, razor.

  • @mattswift8383
    @mattswift8383 7 месяцев назад +22

    It's pronounced "GOD FUCKING SPEED"

  • @cynthiatrombetta4655
    @cynthiatrombetta4655 7 месяцев назад +39

    "Turn a simple greeting into a fusion jazz scat session", Thank you!

  • @maxcarlson3223
    @maxcarlson3223 7 месяцев назад +4

    So I know Razor's stopped saying "godfuckin'speed" for a while now, but I missed the reason for the change. Would someone please fill me in? Thanks.

  • @bigkmoviesandgames
    @bigkmoviesandgames 7 месяцев назад +5

    Been working out razor?

  • @nathan_the_barbarian7974
    @nathan_the_barbarian7974 7 месяцев назад +27

    I can see it now: Vote Michelle, because it's time for someone with some balls to do the job

  • @malicant123
    @malicant123 7 месяцев назад +23

    There are AIs around now that can tell you what someone will look like in 10-20 or however many years. I asked one of them to show me Michelle Obama in 20 years; it gave me a photo of Morgan Freeman.

  • @jfdelamora
    @jfdelamora 7 месяцев назад +5

    'If only murder victims were poll numbers' 😂

  • @imyerpepper
    @imyerpepper 6 месяцев назад +4

    Not a single curse word was uttered, but The Razor is still as sharp as ever. Lovin' it.

  • @alyssarichardson2544
    @alyssarichardson2544 7 месяцев назад +10

    "or was that silverba..."
    *I love it.*

  • @rockytheblackdragon
    @rockytheblackdragon 7 месяцев назад +17

    Keep the videos comin', Razorfist

  • @ServoDestroyer
    @ServoDestroyer 7 месяцев назад +9

    "... You know, you can see, AHH-DIK..."

  • @GamerGarm
    @GamerGarm 7 месяцев назад +5

    What happened to the "God *fucking* speed"?

  • @jeffreyhutchins6527
    @jeffreyhutchins6527 7 месяцев назад +8

    Have to disclose finances to run, no way the Obama's want that level of scrutiny.

  • @OmegaZero0930
    @OmegaZero0930 7 месяцев назад +52

    The somewhat coherent realization for Joe "Shit they're onto me!!!"

    • @TheGuyWhoIsSitting
      @TheGuyWhoIsSitting 7 месяцев назад +1

      They upgraded from using extra soft mittens to just regular soft.

  • @jetlox
    @jetlox 7 месяцев назад +5

    What happened to God Fucking Speed?

  • @KnapperJackCrafty
    @KnapperJackCrafty 7 месяцев назад +6

    "That's not the Media's judgment" because that better not be the Media's judgment.

  • @bonzii420
    @bonzii420 7 месяцев назад +3

    20 seconds in and my boy Razor goes there! In the words of Richard Morgan Fliehr..."Woooo!"

  • @Beanso
    @Beanso 7 месяцев назад +8

    I was just looking for a new Razor video. And this one delivers!!!

  • @johnarnold7984
    @johnarnold7984 7 месяцев назад +6

    I'm pretty sure Barry is the one who is the wide receiver in his relationship with Big Mike.

  • @iam16bits
    @iam16bits 7 месяцев назад +9

    The democrats would better off running Jimmy Carter.

  • @billybob2584
    @billybob2584 7 месяцев назад +4

    Missing the "Gawd Fuckin Speed"....

  • @JaxMerrick
    @JaxMerrick 7 месяцев назад +7

    As soon as you mentioned Malik Obama, I *knew* that clip was coming up soon...

  • @JakeA6956
    @JakeA6956 7 месяцев назад +14

    BRING BACK THE GOD FUCKING SPEED!

  • @akaHermanSnerd
    @akaHermanSnerd 7 месяцев назад +3

    Why has Razorfist backed off the profanity? Algorithms?

  • @HonkHill-ev4hk
    @HonkHill-ev4hk 6 месяцев назад +4

    Man hands Obama, they could palm a basketball.

  • @leonsus9317
    @leonsus9317 7 месяцев назад +16

    Love this content! Can't believe I just found you. I am proud to say that you have this one follower among many from the "Salty Army". LET THE SALT FLOW!!!

    • @jaredt5127
      @jaredt5127 5 месяцев назад

      Razor found me well before Salty, but I love them both.

  • @DaniGerman1499
    @DaniGerman1499 7 месяцев назад +3

    You’ve changed man :( no more god fucking speed? wtf

  • @Davorox1
    @Davorox1 7 месяцев назад +6

    Razor no longer curses?

  • @TrenchcoatNinja3
    @TrenchcoatNinja3 7 месяцев назад +3

    Has anyone else wondered why there hasn't been a "God fucking speed" in the outro?

  • @galacticusX
    @galacticusX 7 месяцев назад +7

    Why no "fuckin" anymore?

    • @Roescoe
      @Roescoe 7 месяцев назад

      He's probably cleaning up his language. It's a decent thing to try.

  • @fernandocaballero9830
    @fernandocaballero9830 7 месяцев назад +3

    Will Big Mike be man enough to run against T-Rump?

  • @Robertward111
    @Robertward111 7 месяцев назад +3

    Why aren't you saying "God fuckin' speed" anymore?

  • @beatboxbandit9842
    @beatboxbandit9842 7 месяцев назад +8

    This will be the year of Razor
    Hail Mr. Fist

  • @kevlar9208
    @kevlar9208 7 месяцев назад +3

    Hey, razor, what happened to the "fuckin" in between God and speed?

  • @darthmorgoththesecond9990
    @darthmorgoththesecond9990 7 месяцев назад +6

    Silver backs Ah shit

  • @OakForestBoys
    @OakForestBoys 7 месяцев назад +3

    Life hasn't been the same since Razor stopped saying God f ing speed

  • @grundypeebo
    @grundypeebo 7 месяцев назад +3

    Why dont you say "god FUCKIN speed" anymore?