James May roasts YouTubers' cars AGAIN

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  • Опубликовано: 8 июн 2024
  • He showed no mercy last time, and he's back at it again! James May has sifted through the current crop of cars in the garages of the top RUclipsrs of the world to give them a slight roasting. Enjoy!
    Go check out the channels of the RUclipsrs featured in this video:
    @tavarish
    @gordonramsay
    @TheStradman
    @jeffreestar
    @PeterMcKinnon
    @tjhunt_
    @BeckyEvans
    @LanaRhoadesand2G1K
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Drivetribe
    @Drivetribe  3 года назад +2781

    🚨We're giving away a Tesla Model 3 or £40k cash! 🚨 Check out the description for more info 💸

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 3 года назад +143

      No thanks, I never win anyway

    • @obeyboss22
      @obeyboss22 3 года назад +4

      He needs to react to Daily driven exotics lamborghini huracan aperta

    • @thefastestfox1
      @thefastestfox1 3 года назад +28

      A tenner!? No thank you, the pubs are open, they need my money more and I need them more.

    • @simonsackett
      @simonsackett 3 года назад +24

      A tenner a pop for a chance to win a fecking dodgem? No ta, I'd rather have a punt on the lottery.

    • @StockportJambo
      @StockportJambo 3 года назад +22

      Except you're charging a tenner for it - no thanks.

  • @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat
    @twelvecatsinatrenchcoat 2 года назад +8285

    “I don’t really like old things, I think you should move on.” James May says wearing a shirt he wore in episodes of Top Gear about 25 years ago.

    • @arthurweasley5857
      @arthurweasley5857 2 года назад +896

      "i struggle with pink" - James May says wearing a pink and purple shirt

    • @upsanddowns960
      @upsanddowns960 2 года назад +115

      Don't say "T** g***" that a nasty word

    • @Amishhellcat
      @Amishhellcat 2 года назад +294

      he only wear that shirt to annoy the company that made it. they offered him a boatload of other shirts if he agreed to not wear that particular one on screen ever again.. he declined to spite them :p

    • @williamgolden926
      @williamgolden926 2 года назад +4

      lol i agree

    • @andresduques2013
      @andresduques2013 2 года назад +7

      @@Amishhellcat what? Why?

  • @hrjw
    @hrjw 3 года назад +4743

    ''Pink is a colour i struggle with'' James May while wearing a pink sweater

    • @K_ingh16
      @K_ingh16 3 года назад +105

      It's purple aswell

    • @brinley9629
      @brinley9629 3 года назад +257

      Not just A pink sweater. His ICONIC pink sweater

    • @colelepper9381
      @colelepper9381 3 года назад +137

      not a pink sweater, THE pink sweater

    • @giuliotoffano4763
      @giuliotoffano4763 3 года назад +19

      A slightly different shade of pink ahahah James may has done it properly once again :)

    • @johnandrews3568
      @johnandrews3568 3 года назад +7

      Came to post this about Dr. May's jumper... leaving satisfied.

  • @93redcamaroz28
    @93redcamaroz28 3 года назад +7601

    “I struggle with pink”
    -an elderly gentleman in a pink and purple striped shirt.

    • @yellowpeanut13
      @yellowpeanut13 3 года назад +451

      Bold of you to assume that Captain Slow is aware of what he is wearing.

    • @sofascialistadankulamegado1781
      @sofascialistadankulamegado1781 3 года назад +158

      That's not pink. It's rosé.

    • @spacechimp3199
      @spacechimp3199 3 года назад +63

      @@sofascialistadankulamegado1781 no, it’s fuscia

    • @humongousego3026
      @humongousego3026 3 года назад +14

      @@yellowpeanut13 underrated comment.

    • @JORDIIMusic
      @JORDIIMusic 3 года назад +26

      I think he's referring to pink cars mate, not pink clothing.

  • @saborise7485
    @saborise7485 3 года назад +1505

    ''He makes terrible fish pie''
    If only Gordon himself was lurking in the comment section

    • @collectibletaco7797
      @collectibletaco7797 3 года назад +10

      Look at my pfp

    • @yeeehawtheimposter2378
      @yeeehawtheimposter2378 2 года назад +1

      @@collectibletaco7797 pikaa or lemon blushing?

    • @theonetem
      @theonetem 2 года назад +16

      James May vs Gordon Ramsay roast battle (Two gentlemen insult each other live on television)

    • @kt10208
      @kt10208 2 года назад

      I’m pretty sure he is.

    • @robbetorfs4093
      @robbetorfs4093 2 года назад +11

      As far as fish pie goes, James has proven that Gordon has nothing on him.

  • @yitzimarks6336
    @yitzimarks6336 3 года назад +3119

    Being roasted by James is the biggest compliment!

    • @ivorowen8310
      @ivorowen8310 3 года назад +7

      Seems counterproductive

    • @ethanfitton6336
      @ethanfitton6336 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, true.

    • @pbj6535
      @pbj6535 3 года назад +11

      No it means you have to go home and rethink your car guy life lol

    • @diahane092
      @diahane092 3 года назад +5

      It's a sort of blessing

    • @forkboy3309
      @forkboy3309 3 года назад +7

      i'm sure gordon is quite chuffed after hearing james critique his cooking skills 🥰🥰

  • @durianpeople
    @durianpeople 3 года назад +6391

    James roasting Gordon Ramsay about his bad fish pie is the thing I didn't expect to see

  • @rando5942
    @rando5942 3 года назад +1379

    2:18 _"I...I'm going to look at that for a moment, actually..."_
    Is he still talking about the car or is he "researching" Lana's work history?

  • @arturarruda8151
    @arturarruda8151 3 года назад +426

    James May looking like king Theóden under Saruman's influence this days.

    • @zeno4627
      @zeno4627 3 года назад +6

      Omfg he actually does

    • @SuperCompany007
      @SuperCompany007 3 года назад +55

      Clarkson… Where was Clarkson when my car broke down? Where was Clarkson when the argentinians closed in around us? Where was Clark-…

    • @josephbrennan370
      @josephbrennan370 3 года назад +9

      @@SuperCompany007 a man of culture.

    • @euanharrison7125
      @euanharrison7125 2 года назад +1

      *mild applause*

    • @esterhudson5104
      @esterhudson5104 2 года назад +1

      😂😂👍

  • @ParagonPKC
    @ParagonPKC 3 года назад +5963

    He wants to look at the car for a minute rather than Lana Rhoades herself, what a classy gent

    • @nishankharel4842
      @nishankharel4842 3 года назад +35

      maybe cause she was not in the picture?

    • @ParagonPKC
      @ParagonPKC 3 года назад +192

      @@nishankharel4842 that's the joke, every man knows how little it costs to do that kind of searching

    • @1811kamaleon
      @1811kamaleon 3 года назад +15

      he's a true gentleman

    • @valkeitos
      @valkeitos 3 года назад +78

      Lana Rhoades is overrated but a Huracan is far from it

    • @Mrjoboo1
      @Mrjoboo1 3 года назад +10

      No he was just imagining her next to the car 😂😂

  • @Origami2105
    @Origami2105 3 года назад +1637

    That fish pie jab at Ramsay was hilarious 🤣

    • @JoshuaC923
      @JoshuaC923 3 года назад +37

      Never gets old that one 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TatersMcPotato
      @TatersMcPotato 3 года назад +66

      The fact that it must have happened, what, 10-15 years ago now just rounds it off

    • @johnhoog8279
      @johnhoog8279 3 года назад +4

      Loved it!

    • @y0057
      @y0057 3 года назад +3

      Loved, could not stop laughing 😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @juki6377
      @juki6377 3 года назад +21

      the only "celeb" i knew in this lineup.

  • @Kalenz1234
    @Kalenz1234 2 года назад +148

    May is never let Gordon Ramsay forget that he beat him in a cooking challenge.

  • @yewls7794
    @yewls7794 2 года назад +183

    His thoughts on rapper's influence on cars was actually really interesting imo

    • @MrKeeganimal
      @MrKeeganimal 2 года назад +10

      I honestly want to here more article type videos in this regard, it was such a fascinating viewpoint

  • @TommoOnYoutube
    @TommoOnYoutube 3 года назад +13493

    James knew full well what kind of adult star she was. 😅

  • @MrAaronY
    @MrAaronY 3 года назад +3398

    James “I don’t like old things”
    Also James Wears the same pink shirt everyday for the last 20 years

    • @redfury0385
      @redfury0385 3 года назад +88

      Same when he said "pink is [gross]"

    • @iNegroTv
      @iNegroTv 3 года назад +7

      Cheshire Cat shirt

    • @anon4588
      @anon4588 3 года назад +23

      @@redfury0385 I'm pretty sure he meant pink cars, not color pink in general

    • @anon4588
      @anon4588 3 года назад +2

      @Owen LaRoss exactly why I think he meant pink CARS, not all pink things

    • @bigmanmajima3182
      @bigmanmajima3182 3 года назад +4

      @@redfury0385 he was
      1. Talking about that certain shade of pink
      2. The fact that it was a RR

  • @outlawdingo3020
    @outlawdingo3020 3 года назад +199

    I like how he roasts Gordon Ramsay's cooking instead of his car😂😂😂

    • @llamanodrama5432
      @llamanodrama5432 2 года назад +5

      That video of him going up against Gordon Ramsay in fish pie challenge is soo old and yet he quick as a flash said that

  • @paladinsmith7050
    @paladinsmith7050 3 года назад +114

    I love how James still holds that fish pie win against Gordon. 😂

  • @aledemo
    @aledemo 3 года назад +3839

    "Gordon Ramsay the famous chef although I don't know why cause he makes a terrible fish pie"
    *Absolute savage*

    • @Ravenholm337
      @Ravenholm337 3 года назад +214

      "You disappoint me, Ramsay."

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 2 года назад +54

      And people say James May can't roast. 😂

    • @StorcheiLP
      @StorcheiLP 2 года назад +59

      There was a show ages ago, where they cooked fish pie against each other.

    • @mucpougaming6092
      @mucpougaming6092 2 года назад +29

      spoiler alert, james won

    • @bloodycrazygamer6880
      @bloodycrazygamer6880 2 года назад +7

      @@StorcheiLP ruclips.net/video/IwPmLwW1-PA/видео.html

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 3 года назад +4855

    May : its purple, I don’t like it
    Also May : its pink, I don’t like it
    Still May : **wearing pink and purple**

    • @sinedits3074
      @sinedits3074 3 года назад +127

      He's wearing a shirt not a f ing motor

    • @zerg9523
      @zerg9523 3 года назад +61

      @@sinedits3074 that's a top, not a shirt

    • @sinedits3074
      @sinedits3074 3 года назад +13

      @@zerg9523 clothing vs car idot

    • @sinedits3074
      @sinedits3074 3 года назад +8

      @@zerg9523 absolute drone

    • @zerg9523
      @zerg9523 3 года назад +47

      @@sinedits3074 you mean "idiot"?

  • @Hello-qd3uy
    @Hello-qd3uy 2 года назад +131

    James May talking about "moving on" while wearing a jumper he's owned for 20 years

  • @Willdavidpeters
    @Willdavidpeters 3 года назад +94

    "they just give him things to do to stop him cooking..." brilliant.

  • @MatsGarage
    @MatsGarage 3 года назад +1272

    "They just give Gordon things to stop him cooking." And that my friends is the roast of the year 2021. Absolutely hilarious !

    • @dreyn7780
      @dreyn7780 3 года назад +4

      With something's you place a time limit but with other things, you don't.
      If you were consistent, you wouldn't recognize Gordon as a food maker.
      He'd still be a footballer.

    • @jeremiahfix5529
      @jeremiahfix5529 3 года назад

      @@dreyn7780, James becoming pretentious? No way. _ Anyway...

    • @denys2776
      @denys2776 3 года назад +1

      1k likes and only 3 replies

    • @chris_2714
      @chris_2714 2 месяца назад

      Absolutely savage 😂

  • @itzluther3362
    @itzluther3362 3 года назад +1313

    I love how James can still bang about how he can make a better fish pie than Gordon Ramsay on live TV😂💀

    • @KingofFray
      @KingofFray 3 года назад +61

      Gordon Ramsay: If you win this, I swear I'm gonna give up cooking
      And Gordon have the audacity to keep his career after losing to Captain Slow, which is hilarious

    • @happyhalloween7766
      @happyhalloween7766 3 года назад +4

      It’s a prerecorded RUclips video not “live tv”

    • @fastcombat2841
      @fastcombat2841 3 года назад

      I’m ur 1k comment

    • @itzluther3362
      @itzluther3362 3 года назад

      Edit: dude thanks for all the likes this is the most I’ve ever gotten!

  • @kenneth6102
    @kenneth6102 3 года назад +82

    James May: I like how rappers drive slow to show off cars.
    Everyone: Yay~ Captain Slow.

    • @sargelamphier4617
      @sargelamphier4617 Год назад

      Lowrider's did it long before the rap movement. Driving slow, enjoying the ride and showing off their works of art. Give credit where it's do.

  • @MeanMachine1992
    @MeanMachine1992 2 года назад +156

    Yes, James was DEFINIETLY looking at Lana's Lambo.

  • @CamoSquid
    @CamoSquid 3 года назад +969

    James saying "this is an abomination" when he mentioned Jeffree Star was the highlight of my day

    • @Steph-lv5fg
      @Steph-lv5fg 3 года назад +73

      Nobody in thier right mind likes that confused guy.

    • @Robi2009
      @Robi2009 3 года назад +27

      I had to google who the heck that is and yeah, I can agree with mr May

    • @mikefc55
      @mikefc55 3 года назад +7

      @@Robi2009 me too, and then I see he rolled his Rolls...... priceless

    • @NoName-cn3cp
      @NoName-cn3cp 3 года назад +2

      Homophobic much? Maybe not so secure in your own sexuality?

    • @wedge598
      @wedge598 3 года назад +3

      Funny how ironic it was that he's wearing a shirt of the same color pink. ;)

  • @shanhussain6114
    @shanhussain6114 3 года назад +720

    So in this video, we saw James May learn about Lana Rhodes' career history and also present an essay on the pros of rap culture.

    • @JetFire9
      @JetFire9 3 года назад +1

      I feel like I not only know what Lana looks like on the outside, but what she looks like on the inside. Anyone else feel that way?

    • @shanhussain6114
      @shanhussain6114 3 года назад

      @@JetFire9 Indeed 😁

  • @phoenixschofield7711
    @phoenixschofield7711 2 года назад +41

    “Pink bothers me” *wearing a pink and purple polo shirt* 😂😂

  • @aaltair97
    @aaltair97 2 года назад +30

    Probably the worst part of having a pick-up is suddenly everyone wants you to help them move furniture.

    • @professorgoat1099
      @professorgoat1099 9 месяцев назад +2

      That is my favorite thing about owning a pickup..helping out my friends and family.. But maybe I was just raised too well I guess.

    • @silenttera666
      @silenttera666 7 месяцев назад

      Nah, the worst part of having a pick-up truck is that you'll be forced to in the back. I did that once, and it was horrible.

    • @jout738
      @jout738 5 месяцев назад

      @@professorgoat1099
      What is so fun about helping friends and family with pickup truck?

  • @ReclusiveEagle
    @ReclusiveEagle 3 года назад +802

    James May: "Rolls Royce now sells to Chav's and criminals"
    Extremely accurate describing Jeffree Star. Especially the last part

    • @joaquinpaul8205
      @joaquinpaul8205 3 года назад +13

      Wait... Really?? I don't watch him at all and this is the first time I've heard he's been involved in something criminal. I know he's got in a lot of beefs with other people but nothing criminal. Could someone elaborate??

    • @viktor5918
      @viktor5918 3 года назад +79

      @@joaquinpaul8205 he’s a terrible, disgusting human being who has admitted to blackmailing tons of people. He is also such a hypocrite, going on tour with a dude who S**ual a**aulted someone, even after Jeffrey himself called him out publicly...

    • @acreativename7999
      @acreativename7999 3 года назад +8

      @@viktor5918 yup, and worse

    • @frutalse
      @frutalse 3 года назад +10

      @@viktor5918 absolutely disgusting human being

    • @jimbruttan69420
      @jimbruttan69420 3 года назад +2

      Most new rappers are

  • @austo52000
    @austo52000 3 года назад +568

    James: "I struggle with the color pink"
    Also James: *wears pink striped shirt that he has owned for 900 years*

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад +16

      I think he wears it on purpose just to annoy some people, they're a long story

    • @pm476
      @pm476 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, exactly the same shade

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 3 года назад +2

      It's more like a bit of purple tho.

    • @calekiefer1273
      @calekiefer1273 3 года назад

      He bought it when he was an old man

    • @alphaboltz
      @alphaboltz 3 года назад

      Beat me to it

  • @interstate366
    @interstate366 3 года назад +40

    “I don’t really like old things that much” -a man whose entire fashion sense is still in 1972

    • @motwhom3230
      @motwhom3230 2 года назад +2

      tbf it would be weird for a man his age to start dripping in current fashion. i think its better this way

  • @windex1613
    @windex1613 3 года назад +46

    james saying he doesnt like old things is the biggest plot twist of the century

  • @venkz7788
    @venkz7788 3 года назад +1683

    That shirt is a precious piece of television history, l hope one day it ends up in a museum, after James is done wearing it of course.

    • @saidalas7763
      @saidalas7763 3 года назад +34

      It smells onion-like under the armpits so Gordon Ramsey will SEASON it, after cooking Jame's head in La Ferrari's engine bay

    • @dadi2450
      @dadi2450 3 года назад +39

      he'll probably want to be buried in it

    • @scooterdogg7580
      @scooterdogg7580 3 года назад +20

      secret is he was given several by a fan , it was in an older episode of top gear , so he'll never run out of them

    • @ZAINALI-xm8ln
      @ZAINALI-xm8ln 3 года назад +3

      @@saidalas7763 😮

    • @samjohnson9894
      @samjohnson9894 3 года назад +4

      The shirt will only work in a museum if James is in it.

  • @EdinMike
    @EdinMike 3 года назад +2576

    “They just give Gordon things to stop him cooking” it’s 5 minutes after I finished watching and I’m still laughing at that !

    • @JTmoto
      @JTmoto 3 года назад +36

      Full savage out of nowhere

    • @danonck
      @danonck 2 года назад +3

      I mean he's not wrong. Look at Italians reacting to him ruining even the simplest Italian dishes (carbonara I believe is the most notable)

  • @phillipnoetzel8846
    @phillipnoetzel8846 2 года назад +11

    James's subtle flipping of the bird when he adjusts his glasses is priceless.

  • @tomelcock7659
    @tomelcock7659 2 года назад +49

    “Pink is a colour I struggle with”
    Also wearing a pink and purple shirt

    • @mehrshadshahabi4845
      @mehrshadshahabi4845 2 года назад

      he said he didn't like plastic toy pink, if I'm not wrong.

  • @watsisbuttndo829
    @watsisbuttndo829 3 года назад +1351

    "I don't like old things"
    Me, looking at james, "err?"
    "I struggle with pink things"
    Me, looking at james, "err?".

    • @shintenkai1648
      @shintenkai1648 3 года назад +80

      *earns money for car by drifting*
      James: that's morally incorrect.
      😂😂 I appreciate his humour.

    • @AtlasJotun
      @AtlasJotun 3 года назад +9

      Is he going through a crisis? He said so many things that seemed absolutely antithetical to Paddy May Slow.

    • @kj8491
      @kj8491 3 года назад +2

      Lol my thoughts

    • @stefan_4508
      @stefan_4508 3 года назад +14

      Lucius nah if you know James well he’s always said he prefers newer cars, in the one grand tour episode he tries to convince everyone that the new civic type r was better than old British sports cars

    • @alanjewison2224
      @alanjewison2224 3 года назад +14

      Hes had that jumper for 23 years

  • @superchargedpetrolhead
    @superchargedpetrolhead 3 года назад +6787

    James is like that old grandpa in every family who roasts you in the most eloquent way but you let it slide cause once in a wile he lets you take a puff of his medical marijuana....

    • @mikec.8604
      @mikec.8604 3 года назад +64

      James: watch out, it is strong stuff
      me: KOFF* KOFF* KOFF*

    • @dreyn7780
      @dreyn7780 3 года назад

      No that was tony curtis. ( according to Roger Moore )

    • @cpt-cheese3489
      @cpt-cheese3489 3 года назад +50

      r/SuspiciouslySpecific

    • @dawrekk
      @dawrekk 3 года назад +12

      @@cpt-cheese3489 r/ihavereddit

    • @cpt-cheese3489
      @cpt-cheese3489 3 года назад +8

      @@dawrekk r/IHaveIHaveReddit

  • @andrewtaylor7981
    @andrewtaylor7981 2 года назад +22

    James: “I struggle with the colour pink.”
    Also James: *wearing his favourite pink and purple striped jumper while talking about how much he dislikes the colour pink* 🤣🤣

  • @jaafarhassan6164
    @jaafarhassan6164 3 года назад +37

    Can we ignore his critqiues for a second and appreciate he's still wearing the same jumper he wore so many times on top gear?

  • @MYG
    @MYG 3 года назад +1422

    “Pink is a colour I struggle with”
    - James May while wearing pink

    • @DreamcastSoup
      @DreamcastSoup 3 года назад +70

      I love pink and purple but that car looks horrid, I think that’s how James feels as well.

    • @PhilippSeven
      @PhilippSeven 3 года назад +23

      It’s not pink, it’s purple and magenta.

    • @oberonmeister
      @oberonmeister 3 года назад +15

      True man never looks for an easy way, he always looks for a challenge. Like wearing colors you hate for example.

    • @DreamcastSoup
      @DreamcastSoup 3 года назад +6

      @@oberonmeisterI like this view.

    • @dredgewalker
      @dredgewalker 3 года назад +8

      I have no problems with a pink shirt but a pink car is just horrendous.

  • @AdamDarwich346
    @AdamDarwich346 3 года назад +808

    "He makes terrible fish pie" talk about throwing shade when James May beat him at a cooking contest on Gordon's own show.

    • @MandNsvideos665
      @MandNsvideos665 3 года назад +4

      Swear i watched that a few days ago, smoothest roast in the video 😂😂

    • @koransumant6270
      @koransumant6270 3 года назад +33

      My favourite is "they just give him things to do to stop him cooking"
      That had me wheezing

  • @smey02
    @smey02 3 года назад +47

    He should roast Jeremys Lamborghini Tractor, as a kind of special guest XD

  • @stevehurt1055
    @stevehurt1055 3 года назад +38

    Love the way James keeps giving the finger whilst disguising it as pushing up his glasses :)

    • @betronixak4664
      @betronixak4664 Год назад +1

      Finally!!!A comment which talks about it 🤣

  • @WaffleShortage
    @WaffleShortage 3 года назад +680

    love that james is like the one person alive who can just roast gordon without a second thought.

    • @SuperSmith
      @SuperSmith 3 года назад +63

      Well he did beat him in a cooking competition

    • @dreyn7780
      @dreyn7780 3 года назад +1

      I'm loosing more memory reading this stuff.
      Why did you contact me about this stuff?
      I'm on the opposite side of the planet.
      I've been saying you're all mad, for years.

    • @yeet877
      @yeet877 3 года назад +11

      And Clarkson, he intimidates Gordon

    • @toshido_yamada
      @toshido_yamada 3 года назад

      @@SuperSmith wait, really?

    • @SuperSmith
      @SuperSmith 3 года назад

      @@toshido_yamada yeah just type in both their names, James was on an F word episode and made the better fish pie.

  • @jeffharper6259
    @jeffharper6259 3 года назад +628

    "He's into everything really, they just keep giving him things to do to keep him from cooking". Lol

    • @ghostzinc
      @ghostzinc 3 года назад

      Cheese vs Cheese

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon 3 года назад +20

      That episode of The F Word was absolutely hilarious, I love how James May still uses it to needle Gordon all these years later.

    • @tommosby8833
      @tommosby8833 3 года назад +8

      Yep that joke actually made my day. I love May's humor.

    • @scheitahnberg
      @scheitahnberg 3 года назад

      Savage

    • @THEBUFUMAN.
      @THEBUFUMAN. 3 года назад +1

      hahahaha

  • @whippin2660
    @whippin2660 2 года назад +7

    Never realized how enjoyable it is to listen to James May talk about anything.

  • @01123581321341
    @01123581321341 2 года назад +4

    the line on RR selling to ‘chavs and criminals’ had me in stitches ! 🤣

  • @mightycarmods
    @mightycarmods 3 года назад +2520

    But... but.... Mod Max - our LS1 powered off road Silvia?

  • @AdamC3046
    @AdamC3046 3 года назад +3923

    One day, maybe one day, Mr. May will roast my fake Cobra

    • @lukewilliams7965
      @lukewilliams7965 3 года назад +20

      Real cobra 🤫

    • @averagejoe2798
      @averagejoe2798 3 года назад +9

      It’ll have 100 edits for your bit 😂

    • @chakowe
      @chakowe 3 года назад +3

      Next time I’m sure 👀

    • @Taylorjay99
      @Taylorjay99 3 года назад +9

      Fauxbra?

    • @AdamC3046
      @AdamC3046 3 года назад +11

      @TwinTurbo Ray Yes, mine isn't an AC, it's a Dax

  • @theKrabs_11
    @theKrabs_11 2 года назад +16

    James calling Jeffrey star a chav was perfect

  • @diogenes1351
    @diogenes1351 2 года назад +4

    5:40 Captain Slow living up to his name here

  • @CoolcatsSk8
    @CoolcatsSk8 3 года назад +520

    “They just give Gordon things to do to stop him cooking.” 🤣

    • @randomtux392
      @randomtux392 3 года назад +7

      Is it just me, or does Gordon's Blue 918 Spider have Blu on the license plate? Very befitting, I'd say.

  • @BloodWolfXZ
    @BloodWolfXZ 3 года назад +1231

    He's supposed to be roasting cars, but the best roast was him trashing Gordon Ramsay's cooking.

  • @emmetttweedy9760
    @emmetttweedy9760 3 года назад +19

    James is well informed and straightforward with his thoughts

  • @nicks4612
    @nicks4612 Год назад +3

    I like how James called quotation marks “inverted commas” lol I’m gonna start using that

  • @tejdukle3072
    @tejdukle3072 3 года назад +476

    James may: I don't like old things
    Also James way: wears the same rugby shirt for more than a decade

    • @byJASSY
      @byJASSY 3 года назад +2

      Looks like the bloke from balamory

    • @tejdukle3072
      @tejdukle3072 3 года назад

      @@byJASSY i didn't get ya

    • @ViperKillerWannabe
      @ViperKillerWannabe 3 года назад +2

      Also James May: used to own a 930 turbo and at the time he said it was his most favorite car that he's ever owned.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад +1

      Then he said he doesn't like pink! But I think he still wears it just to annoy people, because apparently there's a long story

    • @jimjohanson8152
      @jimjohanson8152 3 года назад

      He once said that the makers of the jumper contacted him and asked him to quit wearing it because it gave them a back look 😂

  • @jamieburgess8525
    @jamieburgess8525 2 года назад +1

    When he said I really struggle with pink and his jumper has pink on. 😂😂😂

  • @highasf_999
    @highasf_999 2 года назад +4

    3:57 right after he says standard he looks at someone and flipped them off behind camera, smooth asf

  • @NicoLeonard
    @NicoLeonard 3 года назад +2709

    The King of Roast 😂🔥

    • @thibaultdubaret9863
      @thibaultdubaret9863 3 года назад +41

      what are you doing here????😂

    • @deanohit
      @deanohit 3 года назад +18

      What the heck, I just came from watching Nico roast Gordon Ramseys watches and then see this! 😂

    • @evi5tep
      @evi5tep 3 года назад +7

      The king of gentle critique!

    • @amaa6421
      @amaa6421 3 года назад +7

      The best hublot its the fake one

    • @samjames6935
      @samjames6935 3 года назад +2

      what watch does he have on?

  • @finn7453
    @finn7453 3 года назад +809

    Oh how I love having James May as a RUclipsr. So down with the kids

  • @BlueDubPirate
    @BlueDubPirate 3 года назад +22

    Looking more and more like Robert Plant every day.

  • @cosmicasad
    @cosmicasad 2 года назад +5

    "Pink is a colour I struggle with" whilst wearing the classic pink/purple rugby polo top thing 🤣

    • @WHDRWN
      @WHDRWN 2 года назад +1

      yeah awfully close to the Chris Chan shirt.

  • @voicetest6019
    @voicetest6019 3 года назад +229

    The ability of James May to be both calm and laid back but also ruthless never ceases to amuse.

  • @jonthedoors
    @jonthedoors 3 года назад +295

    I love how James still holds on to the fact he beat Ramsay on the F Word back in the day

  • @patrickohennesy6539
    @patrickohennesy6539 2 года назад +4

    6:11 *slowly zooming in*

  • @NickonStark
    @NickonStark 3 года назад +9

    the fact that James May didn’t know about the 4x4 squared baffles me. I think that color is stock, too.

    • @alextremblay7077
      @alextremblay7077 3 года назад +1

      On the picture everything was stock! Baffle me too

  • @125AXer
    @125AXer 3 года назад +329

    4:35 "Pink is a color I struggle with..." As James sits there in a Purple and Pink rugby-style shirt.....

    • @scot0811
      @scot0811 3 года назад +2

      Nice likes

  • @rp6398
    @rp6398 3 года назад +159

    James May talking about a former pornstars car is not something I expected to be listening to when I woke up this morning 😂

    • @artoodiitoo
      @artoodiitoo 3 года назад +5

      I can hear Clarkson going "Oh, you didn´t know :D"

    • @robreid8577
      @robreid8577 3 года назад

      I was always under the impression that she leased it, so she doesn't even own the thing!

  • @Jammy__100
    @Jammy__100 3 года назад

    I dont know how i stumbled across this but i love it 😂

  • @zakkvanish3668
    @zakkvanish3668 2 года назад +4

    "They just give Gordon things to stop him cooking"😂

  • @joshk4872
    @joshk4872 3 года назад +210

    James: Deeply questions color choice of Purple Bugatti and Pink Rolls-Royce.
    James: I think I’ll wear this shirt today.

    • @dreyn7780
      @dreyn7780 3 года назад +1

      I did the pink rehab course.
      Now I have no emotion towards the colour pink at all.
      It's just there.
      It's got nothing to do with me.
      The woman and girl behaviour is SO bad it leaves scars on all of us.
      The Other problem is this idea that All that glitters, must be female.
      The world must confront these things headon.

    • @MadR6
      @MadR6 3 года назад

      bhahaha, exactly! I love this guy, but that sweater, ouch.

  • @slick4401
    @slick4401 3 года назад +349

    The former cast of Top Gear look like they went through a wormhole and came back having aged forty years in a parallel universe.

    • @mmarocker
      @mmarocker 3 года назад +58

      Oddly enough Clarkson has aged the least because he's looked 60 years old since he was 40 😂

    • @chilli-iceolive-abode2447
      @chilli-iceolive-abode2447 3 года назад

      Us humans age my friend, well if we're lucky to stay alive. 🙌

    • @spacewater7
      @spacewater7 3 года назад +1

      They did. We all did. You didn't notice slipping through the event horizon a few years back? 🔙

  • @ibDirtyGlasses
    @ibDirtyGlasses 3 года назад +3

    Once again Mays dry humor has made my day

  • @seve8405
    @seve8405 2 года назад +13

    Actually, that mercedes benc g wagon comes like that from the factory. It is a special edition called "G 500 4×4²".

  • @Coffreek
    @Coffreek 3 года назад +164

    I really enjoy the idea of May and Ramsay just slanging at each other with completely straight faces, and everybody thinks somebody is about to throw a punch, but really, that's just the way they talk to each other.

  • @santiago-cb9lf
    @santiago-cb9lf 3 года назад +502

    I saw Lana Rhodes and James May in one video. had to see the outcome😂😂😂😂

    • @harryeyre1322
      @harryeyre1322 3 года назад +262

      If they did a collab James would go to her house to fix her plumbing and actually fix it
      Stole this joke from clarkson

    • @iffatmarufiza5982
      @iffatmarufiza5982 3 года назад +4

      @@harryeyre1322 if he direct ;)

    • @saidalas7763
      @saidalas7763 3 года назад +15

      @@harryeyre1322 And Doug would clean the roof windows with his massive tongue

    • @dyent
      @dyent 3 года назад +18

      @@harryeyre1322 No, if she told James she needed help with her plumbing he'd call a plumber
      If she asked for help tidying her shed he'd be straight there though

    • @RICHOCHANGO
      @RICHOCHANGO 3 года назад

      Only one outcome when I see a Lana Rhoades video..

  • @drunkcowboy4495
    @drunkcowboy4495 2 года назад +1

    I loved when you drove the Bugatti on top gear it gave me chills Especially when you explained the vehicle stats while flying along it was a great bit of filming.

  • @mbPhase23
    @mbPhase23 3 года назад

    "A very prickly music movement." Love it

  • @user-kd8ji7rt4c
    @user-kd8ji7rt4c 3 года назад +240

    James: a gentle critique
    Also james: destroys Jeffrey star

    • @ekovahavanen1085
      @ekovahavanen1085 3 года назад +23

      But for a reason tho

    • @jackkayak
      @jackkayak 3 года назад +11

      rightfully...

    • @spicysnowman8886
      @spicysnowman8886 3 года назад +11

      Rightfully so

    • @2157AF
      @2157AF 3 года назад +6

      Jeffrey was so destroyed he flipped his car 3 times.

    • @user-kd8ji7rt4c
      @user-kd8ji7rt4c 3 года назад +4

      @@ekovahavanen1085 exactly but i say it wasn't enough

  • @anannyodey7782
    @anannyodey7782 3 года назад +105

    May at 4:35 - "Pink is a colour I struggle with..."
    Also May - Wearing a pinkish purple and violet striped T-shirt...

    • @buijs1967
      @buijs1967 3 года назад +1

      Yeh, but the green metallic watch evens that out.

  • @patrick.771
    @patrick.771 3 года назад +5

    When he said "I'm gonna look at that for a moment" he wasn't talking about the car ...

  • @emilfeuerstein8580
    @emilfeuerstein8580 2 года назад +4

    "Pink is a color I struggle with"
    *proceeds to wear a striped pink sweatshirt *

  • @Cesar_Mendez132
    @Cesar_Mendez132 3 года назад +307

    My mans just rosted Gordon Ramsay in the most low key and elegant way possible 😂😂😂😂📈

    • @dreyn7780
      @dreyn7780 3 года назад +2

      There's NO cars being made in Australia.

    • @jv1990
      @jv1990 3 года назад +3

      Not to mention he beat Ramsey in a cooking competition lol

  • @danielbackhouse2533
    @danielbackhouse2533 3 года назад +289

    4:40
    James: “pink is a colour I really struggle with”
    Also James: *wearing pink*

    • @rx-8ccx301
      @rx-8ccx301 3 года назад +5

      Maybe if they add some purple stripes it will be acceptable to him.

    • @cluelessorphan2206
      @cluelessorphan2206 3 года назад

      This

    • @interstate366
      @interstate366 3 года назад +2

      James: “I don’t like old things that much”
      Also James: has an entire wardrobe from the 1970s

    • @oakwoodwillows3503
      @oakwoodwillows3503 3 года назад

      You can like a color on one thing and absolutely hate it on another

  • @blubbTee
    @blubbTee 3 года назад +3

    0:45 my brain: eggplant

  • @Stormvue
    @Stormvue 2 года назад

    Him roasting Gordon Ramsay was the best 🤣😂

  • @PlannetuRev
    @PlannetuRev 3 года назад +181

    James May: “You should always try to move on”
    James May’s striped jumper from Top Gear season 3: Excuse me?

    • @Mike.W.Dasher
      @Mike.W.Dasher 3 года назад +3

      lol Yeah, you could own a dozen brand new cars, but if you add one classic to your collection... you're stuck in the past, mate.

    • @michaelhansen5185
      @michaelhansen5185 3 года назад

      thinking the same thing

    • @FOURTEEFIVE
      @FOURTEEFIVE 3 года назад +1

      he says try,

    • @davewilliams7565
      @davewilliams7565 3 года назад

      Ha ha, I thought that and the same pink stripes as the Rolls Cullinan! 😂
      C'mon Mr. May, M&S has been open through lockdown, so no excuses to buy a new sweater! 👍

  • @pjdarcy
    @pjdarcy 3 года назад +264

    Only James could describe rap as a very prickly music movement

  • @wouterbakker3668
    @wouterbakker3668 7 месяцев назад

    I love how James flips us off every time he adjusts his glasses

  • @MurdocIsASaint
    @MurdocIsASaint 3 года назад +5

    I’m glad to see Trotsky found peace

  • @mrflippant
    @mrflippant 3 года назад +105

    James May: "I don't like having old things; I think it's important to move on."
    Also James May: wears the same rugby jumper for over twenty years

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад +4

      I think he wears it on purpose to annoy since people, there's a long story behind it

    • @shi-o8434
      @shi-o8434 3 года назад

      Dont forget, he disrespected oliver

  • @nicholasw.3488
    @nicholasw.3488 3 года назад +241

    He's still wearing this jumper, I must applaud his clothing maintenance skills for being able to keep it nice for the past eight-hundred sixty-seventeen years

    • @jrd33
      @jrd33 3 года назад +4

      It's a rugby shirt. They're built to last...

    • @IRLTheGreatZarquon
      @IRLTheGreatZarquon 3 года назад +3

      As an immortal being, James May requires clothing that will last as long as he will.

    • @ChocolateFrog
      @ChocolateFrog 3 года назад +4

      Especially when he struggles with pink.

    • @MaestroIrish
      @MaestroIrish 3 года назад

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂

    • @caprise-music6722
      @caprise-music6722 3 года назад +1

      I’m picturing (and not) that he has a closet full of these jumpers/sweaters

  • @NautiusMaximus
    @NautiusMaximus 3 года назад +1

    That jumper gives me so much nostalgia

  • @CodeRedCody
    @CodeRedCody 3 года назад +13

    A Lamborghini is like a car for people who want a super car but don’t know anything about cars

  • @maxmarbury4146
    @maxmarbury4146 3 года назад +188

    James May: "I really dont like old things."
    Also James May: *WEARS THE SAME PINK JUMPER SINCE THE 00'S*

    • @gnrsgl
      @gnrsgl 3 года назад +3

      A going out rugby jersey that's all we kiwis wear

    • @elimg.3684
      @elimg.3684 3 года назад

      There's a difference between buying something old and using something you bought new for a long time

  • @Spickygaming
    @Spickygaming 3 года назад +122

    3:30
    "i don't really like old things that much, i think you should always move on"
    James May saying that, sitting in that shirt he has owned since season 4 of topgear is the most ironic thing ever said!

    • @swagthug
      @swagthug 3 года назад +3

      yes exactly

    • @vladd6787
      @vladd6787 3 года назад +3

      And yet his very first appearance on Top Gear was a report on his old Rolls Royce.

    • @DittoGTI
      @DittoGTI 3 месяца назад

      I think he learned it from his experience with owning his Bentley T2 and Rolls Royce Corniche

    • @DittoGTI
      @DittoGTI 3 месяца назад

      ​@@vladd6787Nope. It was a Bentley T2 which is effectively the same as a Silver Shadow but it is still a T2

  • @ozymandias7592
    @ozymandias7592 3 года назад +1

    James sure knows how to keep his cloth in top shape for years. same shirt from the early 2000's top gear episodes, he's awesome.

  • @rishimakhanlal8905
    @rishimakhanlal8905 3 года назад

    4:35 "Pink is a color I struggle with"
    James: Wears iconic pink jumper