My Best Waitress Gives Everyone Food Poisoning | Recipe for Disaster part 3
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- Опубликовано: 20 окт 2024
- I finally have a waitress who is capable of actually serving customers. She's happy, fast and friendly and this makes for a fantastic work environment. She also gives everyone food poisoning. Can't win em all, I guess.
Recipe for Disaster spends the entire day in the bathroom.
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"Pretty sure the sliceboard will not spontainously combust"
sliceboard: *immidietly combusts*
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?"
I have not laughed this hard in years.
Same and I was just taking a sip, almost chocked because I had to laugh so hard. Best unintentional comedic timing ever!
32:28
I just got to that bit and it was just as brilliant as i thought it'd be after reading your comment. XD
Moment of this series, at the very least!
I laughed so hard I scared my cat.
That was brilliant "i dont think the choppy choppy will spontaneously combust" choppy choppy board "hold my beer"
I flipping lost it when the chopping board caught fire.
The palpable exasperation in the Colonel's voice was just delightful.
I have never seen such perfect timing as the chopping board comment. Sheer perfection.
You know what? I’m enjoying this. Especially when the chopping area caught fire, too, 😂
Simple "tomato" Soup:
large potato
chopped celery
chopped onion
half-and-half or cream
salt and pepper
Forget the fire extinguishers, what you need to install is a fire brigade
I literally did a spit-take when that first table all got up at the same time and made a beeline to the bathroom.
you know what, i am enjoying it. but only when it catches on fire for random reasons, i wonder if leaving the shelf outside is a good idea
Food for the homeless
Aside from not having substance abuse and sex in the walk-in, this is the most accurate restaurant simulator EVAR!!!!
Tintin freaking out over the kitchen fires instead of putting them out 🤣🤣
Also, I’m really enjoying this Serie for some reason :)
Because it's a flaming masterpiece ?
@@johnnytsunami5229Probably, it’s flaming....a lot 😆
That's me sold on this restaurant, booking the place for the Christmas party, however, just don't expect me to attend as well I would still like to be alive for the new year but our staff can take their chances. You will need some more smoked dishes as the kitchen keeps catching fire, don't want to waste anything.
Hmm... it seems that when tintin is upset, he sets fire to everything.
Oh the timing on that cutting board catching on fire made me lol for real. Couldn’t plan that if you wanted to!
Fire, fire all the time. And that mad head chef running around, waving his arms over his head... while Vanessa calmly gets the fire extinguisher and puts out the flames... then she cleans the place so cooking can continue. Vanessa for the win! No wonder she's a bit stressed though.
32:30 absolutely brilliant, what a youtube short is for I imagine, just a beautiful piece of comedy :D
Tintin is lighting the fires, when he reaches a breaking point lol
when that cutting table caught fire.. i died.. w.. t.. f.. xD and here i thought the cnl was being a bit silly calling the ingredients shelves cursed.. shows me
I'd watch more if you served boiled rice noodles.
The fire fiasco was hilarious! If you go back and re-watch it, you can see Crash was setting the fires. He had a lighter icon over his head!
It was Tintin, but yes, you're right!
The haunted shelf debacle was the most hilarious thing I've ever seen and my screen never had that much tea sprayed at it.
I suggest giving them a bonus for every fire they put out. Part business strategy, part social psychology experiment, all RUclips gold
This so far has been some of your best content ever. Please do more.
Don't forget to check your employees' pay. This keep them from having nervous breakdowns.
Nobody gets a payrise on day 1.
That was a top ten moment if ever I've seen one!
This game is truly amusing to watch you play! Constant Disasters!!!!
So just like any other game he plays?
2:45 Ey, a LGIO shout out!
It's always nice when channels show awareness of eachother.
You know what, I'm enjoying it.
Oh gods, the sliceboard moment was hilarious :D
The sheer timing of that cutting board at 32:28 was hilarious! XD
Absolutely top shelf entertainment.
I'm enjoying the spontaneously combusting countertop and the cursed ingredients shelf.
Here at the Beastrow Bistro, we have a special and exotic means of preparing our fish by a slow process of open air Luke Warming.
Yeah, that piece of comic timing was up there with the Raccoon City / Rapture naming debacle. What are the other moments of Colonel gold that I should go and find?
"More jokes about toilets cos apparently i'm 9" XD
"Strobascopic Death Lights" also got a chuckle from me.
You know what.... I'm enjoying it 😀
Should I ever find myself in your neck of the woods Colonel, and should I somehow wrangle an invitation for dinner, please do tell me you’ll prepare some tomato soup for dinner.
Man. Some of those people with a charisma of 1 have the charisma of an airhorn.
Anyone else see TinTin light the fryer on fire? Or was that just me? 😂
This is hilarious!
P.S. If it doesn't have a bath it ain't a bathroom.
so many delicious ways to make tomato soup :D Now we only need the final step... Set it on fire! ;)
Do you know what? I'm enjoying it. I came for the fire but stayed for e-coli outbreak.
potato glazed with honey, seared with chicken stock, the menu item for this is tomato soup, lovely, hoping the chef does not have a meltdown and sets the cooking appliances on fire
That shelf contains chili peppers. Very hot. More please!
By far the fumiest moment was Tintin lighting stuff on fire
I'm liking it. But only when it's catching fire for random reason.
amazing that a stove can be engulfed in flames but just a little Windex cleans it right up :) They should do that in a commercial. "Is your stove a smoldering ruin? Buff it up with Windex and keep on cookin!"
I think the Idle time for the cooks was mostly waiting for the fire brigade. Also, dry ingredients are a bit too dry...
This game was made for this channel.
You need more Fire Extinguishers .. one per member of staff maybe lol
I'm surprised there wasn't a twice-deep fried meat atrocity. Also, that shelf is cursed. It has to be.
That will (should?) be next week's recipe for "Tomato Soup".
When opening up the requests and notes, you can see the "RECIPE" icon (click it to automatically add to your menu) ... then you just have to order the food required.
nice one
Watch the pay when they level up. Always check it immediately after a level up...try the deluxe. They "TEACH" staff to cook better. Worth it in long run...maybe not immediately at start up, but definitely soon after. At least you put liggts in the kitchen. The best guy I have seen never does. Imagine cooking there? Omg.
Beneath the Mountain might be a game for you CNL
Playing catch up now on your weeks videos. :)
Have I come to the right place for a char-grilled burger? ;)
For some reason the line about Vanessa smoking salmon out back by the dumpster cracked me up. EDIT: Also, I think you can up the help's pay to keep them a little happier as they extinguish things.
You know what? I'm enjoying it.
The restaurant is buzzing? That would be the lights in the kitchen.
So annoying when the lights are doing that or the starter is getting old and they start to flicker ever so lightly...
well we are definitely enjoying it
Searing the potato would give you soup 😂 one can only imagine how the searing process would go
do the restaurant clientele pay extra to watch the kitchen go up in flames? 😂
32:33 Famous last words
I'm enjoying but only when random things catch fire.
this tomato soup is the new joke of the channel
If you know your canon... it's ancient.
This shelf is really cursed ,😂😂😂
The shelf from hell 👿
oh my god i just about peed myself when you moved the shelf to the counter table and said it can't possibly spontaneous burst into flames and not 3 seconds later it did burst into flames
I'm enjoying it!
They are not taking off their pants while using the loo. Of course.
Can you change the recipe of the default meals?
Man, that shelf is cursed or something! And what's up with them chefs reaching breaking point? Lazy bums.
golden.
When are you sending Gordon Ramsey in?
Curious to know if "hot squid was bad" was because the game has decided your menu/method is poor - i.e. is it *really* because it isn't cooked - or if it's just a random "review".
My comment is I like it!
Yes Moar
Tintin is idle 40% of the time, that is why Crash hates him
pfft bathroom, all they need is a bucket and disappointing looks from front of house, give them too much colonel
I'm not, not enjoying it.
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