Alun Cochrane Loves Having A Mum's Night In | Mock The Week
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- Опубликовано: 17 окт 2024
- Any other dads guilty of this? 😄
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2:58 the art of timing
Not Milton's best material. . . I prefer his other shirt.
Good one. 😂🤣😂🖖❤️
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of some of his stand up routines.
I prefer the jokes that are more... off the cuff.
@@madisntit6547 Calm down! No need to get shirty.
@@madisntit6547 EGGcellent
@@madisntit6547 there's not PUNishment 🤣
Big issue 🤣 SAVAGE!!!
You don't want the meat
You don't get the shape 🤣😂
That is comedy GOLD
I'm with her on that.
Some of us can't eat meat because of allergies, why should we not be allowed to eat meat shaped food? I don't eat meat because it makes me very very sick.... but I'll tell you right now, I would absolutely kill for a nice steak or bacon sandwich. I don't WANT to eat vegan, I HAVE TO eat vegan.
I don’t recall animals coming in circles, cylinders or other shapes. That only happens after humans have murdered them against their will, and then made them in to shapes and given them names they find more palatable, like burgers and sausages, instead of slab of dead cow. Meat eaters don’t own the shapes, just as they don’t own the right to slaughter innocent animals who would otherwise choose to live and not be killed.
We did not give up meat because we hate meat........we gave up meat for ethical reasons. She got it so fucking wrong. A little education does not hurt anyone. The animals you eat get their protein from plants, we just cut out the middle "man" and eat the plants. FFS Stop applauding such a false statement.
@@MetalHeadReacts I have a relative who is allergic to all animal protein. She is now a Vegan. I did not give up meat because I hate meat.....I gave it up because I don't want animals to suffer and die to feed me. I am a Vegan. I love Vegan Sausages and Vegan Bacon and Vegan Roast Turkey and NOTHING died for my tastebuds..
Alan bears a striking resemblance to Steve Marriott.
Blue Peter 🤣
Zoe kind of transformed into Sharon Osbourne at the end there!
I think it's a bit rich Zoe Lyons saying "You made your choice. You can't have the shapes" to vegetarians. LMFAO
Yeah I would at least think there should be a next line "Obviously that doesn't count for lesbians" ;)
"A cat called Jess"?
Postman Pat.
@@DavidOakesMusic : “Postman Pat?” ;-)
(Remember, you’re talking to Americans here.)
@@NichaelCramer Postman Pat is a very well known (in UK) nostalgic children's TV show made using stop animation. He has a pet cat called Jess that always stays with him while he's working and is even mentioned in the opening theme song.
He drives a Royal Mail postal service van (which are always red).
And..... Et
Genius
Milton was appauling
LOVED Zoe's rant on vegans.
I so can't wait to use the ET joke...
That’s plagiarism…
But we’ll allow it
I didn't get the pun
@@aslanilyayasa8146 'et' is the French word for 'and'
@@asherloat8570 Thank you!
I didn't get the last joke by Milton
There is a magazine in the UK called the Big Issue. Sold on the streets by people who are usually unemployed and homeless
@@worldofinterest Ohhh thanks
Of course the points go to Alun and Milton as Milton is the best comedian on the show
debatable
@@oh2one2 only your point of view
Not his best performace here, though. He was pretty uneven.
@@meej33 well his hair is always uneven
@@oh2one2 no it’s not
Love Zoe? 💪❤🙏
I fully agree with her statement about making vegan " meat". The amount of effort and processing it takes to make soy beans into a patty that resembles a hamburger is crazy. It also proves us meat eaters are right. If you want to eat vegan , fine do so, just eat it as nature grew it
You do realise that hamburger isn't a cut of meat. The meat itself has to be cut and processed into that shape.
@@vasace9693 yes. My first real job was at a meat market. I know my cuts of meat. It is a very simple step to throw chunks of beef into a grinder. Not a multi step chemistry driven science experiment
The entire food chain process and costs for meat vs non-meat protein is a bit more complicated than 'how much effort it takes to form and cook a burger".
It's also foolish to say that 'flat bit of food' and 'long tube of food' belong to meat, pancakes are Very old, as is a bread roll. It's a really weak bit.
Some of us can't eat meat because of allergies, why should we not be allowed to eat meat shaped food? I don't eat meat because it makes me very very sick.... but I'll tell you right now, I would absolutely kill for a nice steak or bacon sandwich. I don't WANT to eat vegan, I HAVE TO eat vegan.
"vegan" chicken is funny cause it's not even remotely meat so why call it 'chicken' .
Most chicken burgers don't contain much in the way of meat anyway, so we should just write the whole sorry affair off as a bad job. 😂
The simple reason for that is that we are used to certain frames of reference for our food. We are used to eating things shaped like a sausage, so its much easier to get used to eating something that seems familiar. TIP: If you don't wanna eat vegan chicken then don't eat vegan chicken and go out about your day as before, it literally does not need to have any bearing on your life
Why call it a hamburger? It's not even made in Germany!
Yeah, and why do they call nut cutlets that? They're not even shaped like cutlets.
@@meej33 I'm embarrassed by how old I was before I associated 'hamburgers' with 'Hamburg'. I just used to be confused by them being called hamburgers because they're not made from ham!
Eff this phone it's not even on predictive text. 👎
Actually with how much the agricultural industry seriously impacts our climate and planet in a negative way, make all the shapes you want!
Regenerative Agriculture. The answer to industrialised farming (or as I prefer) land ownership.
Absolute nonsense. Farming has no impact on the climate and planet. You've been brainwashed.
@@johnm838 By Logic, evidence and case studies?, - that's not brain-washing. Unfortunately you didn't mention your approach to this mooted problem...
Milton recycled jokes from the past 10 years...🤦🏻♂️
Wow, that was kind of vile. I normally love her, but comedy is about “punching upwards”. If your whole routine is “punching downwards” that’s bullying, not comedy.