Unlikely things to hear at Wimbledon | Mock The Week - BBC

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  • @Stuart_DoughtyRWB
    @Stuart_DoughtyRWB 12 лет назад +68

    "I am a tennis umpire, and gay and it wasn't easy to come OUT!" ahh Milton Jones :')

  • @antbubb
    @antbubb 12 лет назад +44

    That slice joke has to be one of the funniest ever on "Scenes we'd like to See"

  • @harveybritland3112
    @harveybritland3112 8 лет назад +257

    You may remember my father, Chewbacca - tooooo good!

  • @JackyRowe
    @JackyRowe 13 лет назад +60

    Hugh Dennis actually has a really good voice for commentating!

    • @mrbruceman
      @mrbruceman 7 лет назад +8

      Jack Rowe he does lots of voiceovers for commercials etc and has done impressions on spitting image years ago. That's why he often relies on 'are you paying too much for your car insurance' gags.

    • @massimookissed1023
      @massimookissed1023 3 месяца назад

      He can also sound identical to the horse racing commentary.

  • @jasonworth7244
    @jasonworth7244 12 лет назад +18

    Micky's "I can't get out of the turning!" joke made me shed tears of laughter!!!

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 12 лет назад +20

    Alun Cochrane is hilarious, he don't need to finish a joke before the audience laugh

  • @dragonsflame35
    @dragonsflame35 13 лет назад +12

    When Andy said that Scottish joke about fruit.. the first thing I thought about was Frankie would have had a great comeback for that!!!

  • @DisturbedNeo
    @DisturbedNeo 12 лет назад +10

    I love how Alun starts his joke, but doesn't even need to finish it before everyone starts laughing. That is the mark of a truly good comic XD

  • @bogy233
    @bogy233 13 лет назад +6

    that was Milton's impression of McEnroe, wasnt it? class Mock the week

  • @GyaroMaguus
    @GyaroMaguus 7 лет назад +159

    As it turns out, Serena has now been seeded

  • @dan_tr4pd00r
    @dan_tr4pd00r 10 лет назад +38

    "Thanks to American businessmen, Wimbledon will now be moved to Milton fucking Keynes"

  • @spress97
    @spress97 13 лет назад +4

    That was a fine episode I'm loving Miltons stuff more and more.

  • @kingdomofskeough6880
    @kingdomofskeough6880 7 лет назад +3

    Love how Micky Flanagan laughs at all of his jokes 😂😂

  • @SCD999
    @SCD999 12 лет назад +87

    to be fair to her, I think she can be funny but that 'fuck off Tim' joke seems to be like someone who got a bit distracted after Alun Cochrane's peach of a joke :P

    • @MDHGames
      @MDHGames 6 лет назад +11

      SCD999 She was laughing so hard she got distracted so it was basically a filler xD

    • @michaelcolbourn6719
      @michaelcolbourn6719 3 года назад

      Was it even a joke though

    • @matthewhogg5428
      @matthewhogg5428 3 года назад +3

      At the time, Tim Henman was the UK’s best hope at a Wimbledon champion but would always make a meal of the important matches. The crowd would often shout ‘come on Tim’ as encouragement between points. As this is ‘unlikely things to hear at Wimbledon’ you were unlikely to hear the crowd telling him to F off!

    • @jacqueswebster6463
      @jacqueswebster6463 3 года назад

      @@matthewhogg5428 yeah it just wasn’t funny though

    • @matthewhogg5428
      @matthewhogg5428 3 года назад +4

      @@jacqueswebster6463 sorry, I’ll get every comedian in the world ever to run each new joke past you in future, y’know, for quality control purposes…

  • @FarTooHairy
    @FarTooHairy 12 лет назад +5

    Miltons accent for the tennis umpire. Hahahah

  • @adamwebb1600
    @adamwebb1600 7 лет назад +6

    milton's McEnroe impression is great!

  • @RandomPeter94
    @RandomPeter94 12 лет назад +5

    Alun should be a regular guest! He is good!

  • @stizzulka
    @stizzulka 13 лет назад +2

    Superb milton and hugh dennis material.

  • @JohnstersInc
    @JohnstersInc 8 лет назад +2

    this is what made me love alun cochrane

  • @RandomPeter94
    @RandomPeter94 12 лет назад +8

    Hi, I'm a tennis umpire and gay; and it wasn't easy to come OUT! Hahaha!! I don't normally find gay jokes funny but that one was hilarious.

  • @discolovred
    @discolovred 12 лет назад +4

    "Oh, and the strawberries won't cost you anything!"

  • @stupidintellect90
    @stupidintellect90 13 лет назад +3

    Milton's John McEnroe is brilliant...you cannot be serious!!!

  • @hellboy19781
    @hellboy19781 13 лет назад +2

    hugh dennis you legend :')

  • @DontHassleTheHeff
    @DontHassleTheHeff 13 лет назад +3

    Micky and Milton just get better!!

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 9 лет назад +50

    ''the cream that's been put on the strawberries might taste a little bit salty''

    • @Mattmo675
      @Mattmo675 8 лет назад +2

      Please don't become a comedian

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 8 лет назад +1

      MxttyJB Its no worse than the people that are on mock the week.

    • @Mattmo675
      @Mattmo675 8 лет назад +7

      michael jagger​ no it's a hell of a lot worse. The people on mock the week are hilarious

    • @jaggass
      @jaggass 8 лет назад +1

      MxttyJB Well the likes of, Sarah Pascoe and Rob Beckett isn't.

    • @Mattmo675
      @Mattmo675 8 лет назад +1

      michael jagger wow two people. The likes of Ed Byrne, Hugh Dennis, Andy parsons, Frankie Boyle, Russell Howard, jack Whitehall etc are hilarious

  • @aidanhall1769
    @aidanhall1769 11 лет назад +4

    I still cry at the Chewbacca joke XD

  • @jaggass
    @jaggass 6 лет назад +5

    ''Ive got a brilliant idea to prevent rain delays. Play with the roof closed''

  • @carmeenamack
    @carmeenamack 13 лет назад

    what a fantastic slice.

  • @DrBoomBang
    @DrBoomBang 11 лет назад +21

    We have a unusual match here today... "Love:15"... "Love:10" "love:5"... Game Savile!

  • @Maximillian-Tiberius-Rex
    @Maximillian-Tiberius-Rex Год назад +1

    Milton's gay umpire joke did make me jump at the end

  • @slashingraven
    @slashingraven 12 лет назад +1

    Milton Jones does a great Berkeley Burnout accent.

  • @IlGreven
    @IlGreven 10 лет назад +2

    TheHonMrsJustice: See, "fruit" is this colorful seed some trees and vines make that is tasty and sweet. They're not seen much in Scotland for some reason.

  • @KeithFraser82
    @KeithFraser82 8 лет назад +6

    11 people couldn't get out the turning.

  • @timebomb4562
    @timebomb4562 4 года назад +1

    Andy’s joke about Scotland stuck out at me although it may be my inner Scotsman talking

  • @CraneProductions27
    @CraneProductions27 8 месяцев назад

    My favourite jokes from this subject are:
    Milton's OUT joke.
    Hugh sepblatter joke.
    But Mickey's turning joke always keeps making my laugh so much 😆.
    I made the 200th comment 😀.

  • @DontHassleTheHeff
    @DontHassleTheHeff 13 лет назад +1

    Andy Parsons has got alot better since the last series.

  • @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1
    @Sameer-Mustafah-Raza1-2-1 7 лет назад +4

    Sorry Steffy, wrong graph! (lol) ;-0)

  • @thomasedgerley7453
    @thomasedgerley7453 8 лет назад +13

    Mr. Federer! Please get on the- oh never mind Jimmy...

  • @DoctorPossum
    @DoctorPossum 13 лет назад

    @drno62 If you mean this particular comedienne, yes, once. It was something like "Unlikely Hollywood Blockbusters", and her bungalow inferno joke was actually quite good.

  • @woodsy5081
    @woodsy5081 5 лет назад +1

    His american accent was perfect

  • @AshMan435
    @AshMan435 13 лет назад +1

    0:47 Lool.

  • @CarlosAntonioBrown
    @CarlosAntonioBrown 12 лет назад

    the 1:01 joke is possibly one of the best heard on MTW, IMHO. :D

  • @wintersnowboard
    @wintersnowboard 12 лет назад +1

    im a tennis umpire and also gay, it was hard when i had to come OUT! hahaah that was hilarious

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад +1

    Honey, the score is 15-Love

  • @VillaFanDan92
    @VillaFanDan92 13 лет назад

    I PMSL everytime Hugh Dennis says Sepp Blatter

  • @gbr9961
    @gbr9961 12 лет назад +1

    Who's in the guy in suit and tie who told the last joke?

  • @user-wq6hr9xi2n
    @user-wq6hr9xi2n 6 лет назад +17

    OUT!!

  • @Lordhodge1
    @Lordhodge1 13 лет назад

    @SubtleFictions No they left ages ago lol, well not sure when Russel left but Frankie left quite a while back.

  • @Anergyne
    @Anergyne 13 лет назад +1

    She made one joke, people. Look up some of her other stuff, it's actually quite good.

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 12 лет назад

    I agree

  • @AllAroundTheSun
    @AllAroundTheSun 13 лет назад +1

    I COULDN'T GET OUT THE TURNING

  • @THESUCO1
    @THESUCO1 13 лет назад

    MORE!

  • @MusicFlyte
    @MusicFlyte 12 лет назад +2

    For any of our Scottish viewers, what you can see in that glass of Pimm's . . . is fruit.
    LOL Andy!

  • @brechtdejong5788
    @brechtdejong5788 4 года назад

    The tennis player hit the umpire but.. the umpire strikes back!!

  • @adegoods
    @adegoods 13 лет назад

    i cant get out the turning

  • @frankydave
    @frankydave 12 лет назад +2

    I thought Milton's Mcenroe impression was pretty good.

  • @stupidintellect90
    @stupidintellect90 13 лет назад

    @DontHassleTheHeff I agree, I used to find him rather tedious but he's made me laugh quite a few times this series.

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 12 лет назад

    That is Alun Cochrane

  • @sniperspriggs
    @sniperspriggs 13 лет назад

    @jeniigal its from a previous episode.

  • @TheJ1zzardOfOz
    @TheJ1zzardOfOz 6 лет назад +2

    Wish this show was played in the united states, almost tempted to move just dio I can see this more often

  • @KristoferKeane
    @KristoferKeane 12 лет назад +20

    I'm Scottish and I gotta say BRING BACK FRANKIE BOYLE.

  • @camtheman3x6
    @camtheman3x6 12 лет назад

    Micky Flanagan hhahaha

  • @bluetacman
    @bluetacman 7 лет назад +13

    the crowd litt just laughing at everything

  • @PtolemyJones
    @PtolemyJones 3 года назад +1

    the Blancmanges intend to win Wimbledon!

    • @TomFynn
      @TomFynn Год назад +1

      And need to in oder to pay off the 48,000,000 kilts.

  • @user-ps6do9lu3n
    @user-ps6do9lu3n 7 лет назад +6

    is "fuck off Tim" supposed to be a reference or something??? ://

    • @TheFrankiemonkey
      @TheFrankiemonkey 7 лет назад +2

      Stan Talent Stan Block B The British crowd at Wimbledon used to be excited when Tim Henman played, and when it got quiet, someone shouted "Come on Tim!"

    • @user-ps6do9lu3n
      @user-ps6do9lu3n 7 лет назад

      TheFrankiemonkey ohhhhh that makes a lot more sense ty

  • @jpjpd
    @jpjpd 12 лет назад +1

    ignoring the argument abour female comediennes, shall we focus on the fact that alun cochrane destroyed the audience twice hahaaa. legend

  • @Olliemavs619
    @Olliemavs619 11 лет назад +2

    I cant get out of the turning!!!!

  • @TheStoicBrowser
    @TheStoicBrowser 12 лет назад

    Give me one funny joke from her. with the link. Whenever she comes on Mock the week, the Apollo, etc, I instantly change it.

  • @popazz1
    @popazz1 13 лет назад +2

    Micky Flannegan has rapidly risen through the ranks as 'the one to watch'.He's fuckin' hilarious.

  • @thenameisgsarci
    @thenameisgsarci 11 лет назад +2

    my entry:
    "did someone mention the 'wet paint' sign over the field?!"

  • @slboy5
    @slboy5 13 лет назад

    he used a sepp blatter

  • @BmanTheChamp
    @BmanTheChamp 11 лет назад +2

    1:15 is that Nikki Payne?

    • @darthhepsy
      @darthhepsy 8 лет назад

      The Champ Nah I think it's Zoe Lyons

  • @Kronus713
    @Kronus713 11 лет назад

    Because it's true?

  • @jacoblee-hart9647
    @jacoblee-hart9647 8 лет назад +2

    Can anybody explain to me the Micky Flanagan cab driver joke...? Am I being stupid here not getting it? XD

    • @mrsam8250
      @mrsam8250 8 лет назад

      It's from one his really famous stand up jokes. Can't seem to find it on youtube though :/

    • @JohnstersInc
      @JohnstersInc 8 лет назад +2

      i think its a in joke from earlier in the show

    • @jacoblee-hart9647
      @jacoblee-hart9647 8 лет назад

      That's what I thought *****​ but I watched the whole episode when it was on TV and couldn't find anything

    • @lollypopsmum
      @lollypopsmum 7 лет назад +1

      John Dolan yes it is. Even Hugh's Step Ladder joke was a running gag the entire season

  • @jeniigal
    @jeniigal 13 лет назад

    @jeniigal I know :L I was just doing it as Hugh did :/

  • @Cybernator23
    @Cybernator23 13 лет назад

    @nellsskate He got his own show

  • @lawrencecalablaster568
    @lawrencecalablaster568 5 лет назад +1

    I like how the guy in the grey suit always hesitates at the microphone for a bit after he says his line.

  • @jeniigal
    @jeniigal 13 лет назад

    sepp blatter?

  • @LokkerG
    @LokkerG 13 лет назад

    1:10 She realizes she's got no chance.

  • @LokkerG
    @LokkerG 12 лет назад

    @mwfcp She didn't have much chance against the others...

  • @Gallers
    @Gallers 12 лет назад

    @TheRammsteizer Things You Wouldn't Hear In A Cookery Show.

  • @TheHonMrsJustice
    @TheHonMrsJustice 11 лет назад +1

    Can someone please explain Andy's joke about Scots and fruit?

    • @Alex-jm2vq
      @Alex-jm2vq 5 лет назад

      TheHonMrsJustice seriously?

  • @jpjpd
    @jpjpd 12 лет назад

    @SweetACAforever sorry. what?

  • @LoxiDays33
    @LoxiDays33 13 лет назад

    Sepp latter!

  • @il0vehimOx
    @il0vehimOx 13 лет назад

    im scottish and i liked it? just saying

  • @bobbyberger
    @bobbyberger 12 лет назад

    1.19 , oh god

  • @sagedent3185
    @sagedent3185 11 лет назад

    Why are you so mad? he was just making a comment in the COMMENTS, it wasn't even rude...

  • @Johnphilips1234
    @Johnphilips1234 12 лет назад

    @moonywap nah its read funnier with "that woman" makes the top comment funnier

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 лет назад

    Net ball, can someone get the ball out of the net?

  • @bradywarner1702
    @bradywarner1702 7 лет назад

    is this who line is it anyway?? 😂😂😂

    • @rosa1622
      @rosa1622 7 лет назад +1

      Brady Warner nope, mock the week

    • @aronquemarr7434
      @aronquemarr7434 6 лет назад +1

      Same Creators though

  • @siddhantshah6960
    @siddhantshah6960 5 лет назад +1

    They're on 40-apiece, and the server looks very nervous. Let's hope he doesn't, drop a deuce.

  • @animequeen20012003
    @animequeen20012003 12 лет назад

    Zoe Lyons

  • @KayleighNatasha
    @KayleighNatasha 12 лет назад

    How about:-And it's Game, Set And Match For Mr. Andrew Murray

  • @jinmane3361
    @jinmane3361 12 лет назад

    I'm a potato

  • @MrWarmo
    @MrWarmo 13 лет назад

    3 people don't believe in fruit!

  • @deshawnmarilmyer3776
    @deshawnmarilmyer3776 3 года назад

    2021 BRING HIM BACK.
    BRING BACK BOYLE!!

  • @grime_garage
    @grime_garage 13 лет назад

    the most obvious joke would of been andy murry has won wimbledon

  • @Lairdesangfroid
    @Lairdesangfroid 12 лет назад

    @coldheartedmachine13 look in america, we've got our ratios reversed. Sarah Silverman, Mariah Bamford, Kathy Griffin, etc

  • @DoctorPossum
    @DoctorPossum 13 лет назад

    @drno62 I didn't say that, I just said I'd laughed once. Read the question.

  • @sammyr0
    @sammyr0 12 лет назад

    andy murry has won