Monday Morning Podcast 3-25-24 | Bill Burr
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2024
- Bill rambles about Missouri, the 'perfect man' robot, and I Dream Of Jeannie.
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Shoutout to the guy who suggested the Last Messiah essay. It’s a great read!
My two cats have posted up by the TV, staring at the screen captivated. You're purrific, Bill.
😂😂
My stomach still hurts from laughing when Bill Burr was in Springfield on March 23rd.
That email about the wife getting a nose job is brutal.
😂
Relationship over.
I was at the 2nd Fox show in St. Louis and Bill KILLED. Beat live show I’ve been to!
I was at the Springfield show. Best show I've ever seen.
A 🎶lady🎶 chiming in about the surprise nose job. If you are in a relationship, then any time you go under the knife it should be discussed between both parties involved. Bare minimum to know the consequences of the surgery. What if she passed away having an elective surgery in another country? Bad nose job aside, it is just the principle of a good relationship to discuss these things. If a man secretly went and got hair plugs or a vasectomy without discussing it with his partner, then you can guarantee his partner will, rightfully, have something to say.
O'L Billy red knuckles, you have been my stream of sane for at least the last... decade, keep it coming Bill, thanks for the laughs!
I wonder if the wife's uncle was even sick at all. Maybe it was just a pretext for her to go to Thailand without her husband for the purposes of getting that nose job she knew he would object to.
She obviously lied about everything...no one was ever sick
LOOL, ClamNation 🤣🤣🤣🤣
16:35 "c'mon man hit the outlet!" Hahah been there many a time Billy
Blunt and Bill ranting, every Monday and Thursday; its the best 🔥
Congrats on 1 million! Saw you in Houston with my wife a while back, even she now agrees maybe she should watch the WNBA before complaining that it doesn’t get attention 😂😂
Glad you enjoyed your time in Springfield MO! Missouri has some cool places lived here all my life
Just checked out the GP racing really sweet. Never really got into it but now I'm ready for the next race. Thanks Bill
Great reads this week. That email about the wife and the nose job... it's hard to hear about it...
Loved F is for family 😂 "chet! chet!" Brutally hilarious.
Also, an excellent example of what life was like for us adolescent generation x'ers in the 80's
I cant believe it's already the 11th annual benefit already, can you ?
The main character in the 1976, movie Network, reminds me of Bill Burr😊
the man, the myth, the freckles
Ol’ Billy reminiscing about BJ’s .
Thanks, lovely to listen to a whole one- first time, you are liniment on my hurt and make me feel less alone, love to you and yours
I just don't have the words to express how much I relate to you , your outlook on life, your humor, your self awareness, in short I LOVE ME SOME BILL BURR❤ Just can't get enough
Black sheep is the burger place in Springfield Missouri
OMFG Bill you are on 🔥. The I dream of genie bit had me in stitches ‘ohhhh masssster’! The hilarious part of that is I watched a rerun on tv while channel surfing over the weekend just gone. I forgot how smoking hot Genie was, almost had to go rub one out after watching that show 🤣🤣. Larry Haggman the dirty dog had to be banging Genie on the side?
Your heart is like a daffodil - stop the violence
Yeaaa there it is.
Love ya Bill 😊
Bill 'heart-hands' Burr. 😂🫶
4:39 😂😂😂❤
The Springfield Mo show was awesome.
STL was awesome too, I almost bought tickets for the Friday show after the Thursday show. We even booed him for bringing up the Rams lmfao.
I could be giving this rant!!😂
Damnit Bill, I'm trying to be productive here!
How the damn hell can I do what I need to be doing?
Ok, fuckit, I give up. BTW this PodCast was gold. I can't count how many times I was stared at by colleagues as I was laughing my arse off.
Fuck em.
GOAT Burr
Yo Billycakes wasup
Can you believe I am surprised again that I laughed the first fucking minute I listen to you Bill?
Love from your biggest Greek fan! Have a great week!
I am into that stuff!!! Motogp!!
Livelovelaugh
Be kind 😂
Ohhh ya bill right on cue. Can’t wait for this one
Bill: "these mindless people!"
Also Bill: *incessantly talks about sports
Is that Robert Culp AKA Bill Maxwell, FBI?
We out here
P.S. You should do a live stream while watching the U.S. GP!
You have the right to feel w/e you feel about your partner changing their body especially without talking to you about it. Just like they had the right to do that as well.
So if you don't like it or them anymore, time to break up. You have that right. No one is entitled to you liking them and neither are you to them remaining the same.
59:20 😂😂😂😂
Hey baldy if you’re not going to the nascar race at Talladega on 4/20 weekend you’re insane
I admit it! I had to go through the 30 days has September, April, June and November all the rest have 31 to find out if May had 31 days
I mean, wait until the nose job heals before calling a lawyer and changing the passwords to the bank accounts.
The racing in world superbike this season is unreal.
Way better than moto gp
Yay Bill!! ❤❤❤
It's so cool to see a top line well off male comedian backing unions,working class people & covid vaccines who still remains harshly honest unlike others who live & breathe in a paranoid self made bubble boy realm. Bill is the best in the biz.
Acosta rides like he D.G.A.F. Those last three laps were amazing!
Ol' Billy Baromeburr.
When the he'll did you come to ISU Bill? I feel like I should have known of that show
Hey Billy boy! Love ur look on life n the comedy that comes from it...hear ur not fond of the ocean, that it's only for frollicers. all I see when I look at the ocean patrons is the scene in JAWS where the frollickers, specifically the little boy on the yellow raft, gets eaten!!! I've got ptsd for life thanks to that fucking beast of a robotic shark...and I live in Rhode Island the fucking ocean state...thanks for bringing my ptsd to the surface today and go fuck yourself.... ur our fav so keep up the good work and come see us soon
OMG, Bill! I wasn't ready! 7:30
I just got there 😂😂😂😂
Same
😂😂😂😂
Its the Gregorian calendar; go have a drink.
Ol billy fresh off the press!
The comedians with Billy crystal and Josh gad
Bill you're crushing this one but it sounds like you're on shrooms or Coke
Gavina espresso from Amazon is good for a home espresso machine
39:25 Oppenheimer, more like poppenhymer
March 23rd, Yessss. 2024. Woo Hoo. thanks. Bill!
04:55笑死我了
Listen to the song from Father John Misty song pure comedy.
100% with you on the MotoGP love man. Ducati is gonna have a talk about that Peco vs, Marquez incident. They're not huge fans of one of their bikes taking out another one of their bikes, but if they think Marc's not gonna be aggressive and not wanna show the heads over there he can keep up with their new bike on their old bike, then they've clearly not been watching him for the past ... his entire fucking career. And jebus, Maverick (yes his mom named him after Tom Cruise's character's callsign in Top Gun) Vinales was stuck for most of that race not being able to use 6th gear, and then holds that spot for most of the race with that jacked gearbox until it finally chucked him. They're all monsters, and Pedro is a great addition to that lineup, he's pure race-craft and clearly has epic sense of what those tires are doing, and being 19 must be nice for that whole, sense of ones mortality aspect of the sport. Now if the Japanese manufacturers could get their bikes in shape, maybe we could see Fabio show his skillz again, cause that dude is no slouch either. Well none of them are, but if you're on a Honda or Yamaha these days you're just relegated to the back of a field.
Women have been f-ing machines for decades. They have like 50 settings, optional attachments and can be charged at 30,000 feet now.
😊...hi all!!! Great day to you and you!!! And especially YOU!!!
12:02
Year? Im 53? Wtf happened? I was young just a minute ago. What TF happened!?!? Ah well fuckit.
Glad Bill Burr loves Mort Sahl
The best.
90% of Bill's audience wouldn't get Mort Sahl
@@ChodeFoster Right. Only YOU understands. By you saying that, it only turns off the average viewer.
lol
Olll Billy got a million subscribers ❤
Yep like two months ago
In regards to the nose job wife went to Vegas with her friend came home with ankle tatoo still makes me angry when I see it
*To the nose job husband* wife shouldn’t have done that, maybe silver lining but after healing it won’t look that different and some nose work is temporary. Hope it works out
Yes Bill. Wtf?
Doing a selfie is embarrassing.
Didn’t even watch the last 2. Gonna save this and wait until Friday and have 4 to watch. Unless Billy Biffs it. 😠 LOL
Whatcha got going on Friday?
Bill I like you but i just saw the WORST advertisement for a movie called "Unfrosted" and its some Jerry Seinfeld movie with everyone favorite female comic Amy "cant be funny if her life depended on it" Schumer and as soon as i saw her in it i was instantly uninterested, but whos name do I see at the end credits? Well none other than little Billy Burr. Creative genius behind F is for Family. MAN WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? All you newyork comics SWEAR by Amy and im starting to wounder if she has dirt on all you. Like did all the New York Comics hang out with Diddy or something and now Amy is making them make movies with her and say nice things about her or else shes gonna have her own "Expose" piece on them? Im genuinely curious
AI Bill again...
Yo Bill, look into The Red Heifer Prophecy, crazy shit.
Hey Billy, Congrats for a million subscribers. I'm Korean and My English is not that good to understand all of ur shitty jokes but still, u saved me when I was in my darkest moment in my life before. Thank you so much Bald Orange man. Wish u and ur family always healthy and happy.
I studied English just to watch ur show without subtitles. And now I can communicate better with my foreign girlfriend cuz of that. Thank you agian billy.
The Unabomber was right too about society and technology but he had bad marketing.
It's her face.
We need the Kleenex selfie
I can't imagine waking up every morning being a redhead.
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A small percentage can do it...but it is possible to make a living by wagering. Don't be hating Billy blue balls.
nobody cares about racing any form
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Patrice's expenses aren't paid for yet?
"Life's a bitch but god forbid the bitch divorce me..." -Nas
You're gonna give back what you stole from me too
To ode job guy get her admiring that in text tat she didn’t tell you about it and get divorced, she’s getting rid of her insecurities and kicks you to the curb
At least you didn't rest your beer on top of her head! - they hate that BTW..
YAY!!!
*swallows, *smacks lips
I'm a fat people.
Jon Lovitz (PART2)
I 2nd that……he’s the best….
Love him. Wish hed stop sipping the coffee into the mic every 5 godamn seconds and smacking his lips after.