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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
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    Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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Комментарии • 2,2 тыс.

  • @tiffanymoon13
    @tiffanymoon13 5 лет назад +4032

    Debbie should get a leisure suit, and you guys should give her a mom day and cook her favourite meal

  • @HumanShitpost
    @HumanShitpost 5 лет назад +2587

    Dude... this is why that fish apology video was like 45 minutes long :'D I'm dying. This is so beautiful

    • @sarahmartinez6203
      @sarahmartinez6203 4 года назад +118

      She's such a beautiful person and we should strive to be like her

    • @Sweetzerlandia
      @Sweetzerlandia 4 года назад +38

      It's so fun to get a look into how a person grew up to be who they are I loved it!

    • @madongseoksbiceps
      @madongseoksbiceps 4 года назад +7

      HAHAHAHA

  • @frankie4294
    @frankie4294 5 лет назад +2143

    Debbie- "Theres jennas , juliens , peaches and marbles"
    Kermit- >o> k then

    • @ElpSmith
      @ElpSmith 5 лет назад +182

      Middle child problems

    • @childofmercury3800
      @childofmercury3800 5 лет назад +212

      Forgetting your cermet does NOT halp them an grow.

    • @Shy.coffee.bean.
      @Shy.coffee.bean. 5 лет назад +31

      @@childofmercury3800 Never forget your an cermet.

    • @Zastew1231
      @Zastew1231 5 лет назад +88

      I mean she did say "and barking" so he was *kind of* included

    • @frankie4294
      @frankie4294 5 лет назад +7

      @@Zastew1231 okay fair enough

  • @floof4794
    @floof4794 5 лет назад +898

    The frogs name:Frog
    The gooses name: *SaMaNtHa*

  • @stacib4056
    @stacib4056 5 лет назад +1070

    can someone please animate Jenna’s stories she wrote as a child

  • @georgiab4769
    @georgiab4769 5 лет назад +1285

    Julien siding with Debbie over everything is making my day.

    • @MKSsmile
      @MKSsmile 5 лет назад +35

      Such daddy aries vibe lol

    • @ladyerynicorn3863
      @ladyerynicorn3863 5 лет назад +15

      It's so funny because I can relate to this whole scenario. Every time my aries bf sides with my mom.

    • @diablalyssa
      @diablalyssa 5 лет назад +1

      Is she an aries by chance?

  • @fhjhhj
    @fhjhhj 5 лет назад +758

    “I’m sorry I didn’t do the dishes, but mom can I PLEASE have my poor eyesight fixed?” 😭😭😭😭

  • @julienbelair6524
    @julienbelair6524 5 лет назад +1549

    Somewhere my gram has a mother's day card I wrote to my mom in kindergarten or the first grade which says "Dear mom, You love asparagus, and that is why I love you."

    • @vamperus
      @vamperus 5 лет назад +35

      This made me laugh so hard! What a cute note :)

    • @jaimereynolds258
      @jaimereynolds258 5 лет назад +27

      That's adorable lol

    • @mawithaxdd
      @mawithaxdd 4 года назад +40

      I have a card that I made my mom for Mother’s Day where I drew her and wrote “My mom is really sexy. She also likes to drink Pepsi.” smh

    • @meganmichaels9510
      @meganmichaels9510 4 года назад +2

      Hahaha

    • @watermelonwishes4193
      @watermelonwishes4193 4 года назад +19

      I wrote one when I was little too.
      "I love mommy
      Like my tummy;
      She is yummy.
      Taffy is gummy."
      🙄 🙄 🙄 I was all about the rhyme. lol

  • @mawithaxdd
    @mawithaxdd 4 года назад +334

    “My name is Frog.” “Mine is Samantha.”
    I absolutely lost my shit at this part

  • @Just_Bak3r
    @Just_Bak3r 5 лет назад +701

    I feel the way Debbie explained and handled Jenna as a child is the same way Jenna handles Julien.
    Jenna was an Aries when she was a child hahaha

  • @femcleanndetail
    @femcleanndetail 5 лет назад +953

    *gets told to wash dishes*
    I’ll just THROW THEM away

    • @mariaandino2309
      @mariaandino2309 5 лет назад +8

      My sister says that and she actually did

    • @abbie5998
      @abbie5998 4 года назад +3

      My older sister did that. She’s 24.

    • @ktt5378
      @ktt5378 4 года назад +5

      Abbie my dad hid them in his closet until it was his sisters turn

    • @watermelonwishes4193
      @watermelonwishes4193 2 года назад +1

      @@ktt5378 😂😂

  • @Elizaluppi
    @Elizaluppi 5 лет назад +532

    I'm taking notes on Debbie's parenting for my future self. I'm tryna have kids as kind as Jenna.

    • @oscarh1616
      @oscarh1616 5 лет назад +7

      Lizzy della Luna gotta make sure they’re virgos too lmaoo

    • @Stephaniemickle
      @Stephaniemickle 5 лет назад +25

      By asshole I mean sasshole by sasshole I mean she’s just a prepubescent 5th grade girl with feelings she’s doesn’t understand and I’m trying to still be her BFF but she just wants to hangout with her friends and in her room. lol but of course I love her more than the world.

    • @Elizaluppi
      @Elizaluppi 5 лет назад

      @@oscarh1616 you already know it lol

  • @Stardusky_
    @Stardusky_ 5 лет назад +522

    “Noooooooooooooooo problem” IM CRYING LMFAOOOO THAT GOT ME

  • @kirstenn3116
    @kirstenn3116 5 лет назад +463

    Shout outs to single moms raising great kids. Good job Debbie Machine! 👌

  • @a_solo_yolo
    @a_solo_yolo 5 лет назад +539

    When your boyfriend teams up on you with your mom for brownie points. -Julien 2019, along with every boyfriend and mom ever.

  • @mimidef54
    @mimidef54 5 лет назад +410

    Letting marble sleep on the table was the best podcast decision ever made 💕

  • @tugz589
    @tugz589 5 лет назад +299

    You know this is probably why she is such a good communicater at a young age she learned how to calmly lay out her feelings and the reasons behind them. Definitely planning on doing this whenever i have kids

  • @SpoonieScully
    @SpoonieScully 5 лет назад +492

    Wow I can’t believe Jenna wrote wicked. Big fan

    • @JaneMcQ100
      @JaneMcQ100 5 лет назад +34

      Queen of feeling empathy for Elphaba

    • @AiyanaWolfe
      @AiyanaWolfe 5 лет назад +12

      I love when the only 2 fandoms I'm in collide

    • @xxSammxxxx
      @xxSammxxxx 5 лет назад +3

      Except she isnt gonna die from some bitch throwing water at her that's pure fear mongering propaganda by the government and you all know it. Conspiracy theory proven.

  • @amandabeltran1914
    @amandabeltran1914 5 лет назад +727

    Julien defending the Debbie machine for 59 minutes straight 😂

    • @judith3192
      @judith3192 4 года назад +12

      Like...really. It actually made me a little uncomfortable at the beginning.

    • @yellowfellow5013
      @yellowfellow5013 4 года назад +5

      And 28 seconds

  • @cjgnomes
    @cjgnomes 5 лет назад +690

    Can't believe our own Jenna Marbles wrote the hit musical Wicked

  • @cozycasasmr4510
    @cozycasasmr4510 5 лет назад +179

    The apology letter idea is actually a brilliant parenting idea 😂

    • @cozycasasmr4510
      @cozycasasmr4510 5 лет назад +12

      Agreed, like kind of develop self awareness about their actions or something 😁

    • @TheSnowReport28
      @TheSnowReport28 5 лет назад +3

      I’ve tried it and my daughter always just sits there for hours and won’t write. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ it’s been a few years now, I may have to try again

    • @mistyisntded91
      @mistyisntded91 5 лет назад +2

      Yess. I am going to incorporate this into my parenting. Genius! My 4 year old can't write yet, but the sass is real. And my 7 year old who can write really doesn't ever get in trouble. Lol they are both two totally different children. Hopefully by the time my 4 year old is 7, she will never get into trouble and we won't have to worry about it. Lol

  • @katieowen4366
    @katieowen4366 5 лет назад +316

    I’m going to start integrating “I’m trying to figure out a way so this won’t happen.” In my everyday life.

  • @sandilovee
    @sandilovee 5 лет назад +671

    We need juliens mom on the podcast so she can tell us julien stories

    • @jessicaschafer2409
      @jessicaschafer2409 5 лет назад +18

      To be fair..she's already done that. They did a show and tell episode with a few of Julien's things

    • @jessicaschafer2409
      @jessicaschafer2409 5 лет назад +14

      I looked back and its episode 103 (:

    • @sandilovee
      @sandilovee 5 лет назад +7

      Ahh thank you! I’m so behind on the podcast I just watch or listen to random ones

    • @jessicaschafer2409
      @jessicaschafer2409 5 лет назад +8

      I've been listening since day one and glad I have something to listen to every Monday Haha my favorite episode is "pizza party"

    • @sandilovee
      @sandilovee 5 лет назад +1

      I just kinda stopped because some episodes do get a little boring and I listen to my podcast list while I’m driving to work

  • @squirrrrrrelplease474
    @squirrrrrrelplease474 4 года назад +72

    At 11:47 Julien makes a very true statement on how Jenna accepts punishment for wrong behavior even if she's "gotten away with it". Definitely feeling that now that she's left her channel. What an ethical soul 💔

  • @jordiiiiiiiii
    @jordiiiiiiiii 5 лет назад +427

    “im trying really hard to find a way so this wont happen”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @promghost07
      @promghost07 4 года назад +10

      This whole podcast was hilarious but that part made me fucking lose it 🤣

    • @embergqvist7900
      @embergqvist7900 4 года назад +2

      @@promghost07 same, stopped breathing

    • @watermelonwishes4193
      @watermelonwishes4193 2 года назад

      Literally my favorite part about this podcast. 🥰

  • @storey662
    @storey662 5 лет назад +240

    “Love yaself, cause ya cool just the way ya are.”
    -Jenna’s Mom, 2019

    • @Stephaniemickle
      @Stephaniemickle 5 лет назад +2

      Stephanie Storey she’s an actual saint and I wish she was my mom haha

  • @sarahwohl3493
    @sarahwohl3493 5 лет назад +183

    I am LOVING this trend of Mr. Marbles sitting on the table with you guys

  • @mariealexandra3177
    @mariealexandra3177 5 лет назад +596

    I wasn't expecting the goose's name to be Samantha 😂😂 I laughed out loud when that happened

    • @samevelyn
      @samevelyn 5 лет назад +1

      Marie Alexandra same

    • @KendallHopkins
      @KendallHopkins 5 лет назад

      Me too!!!

    • @lb_6248
      @lb_6248 5 лет назад +23

      Lmao same, Frog and... Samantha😂😂

    • @samik294
      @samik294 5 лет назад +4

      i’m a goose i feel honored

    • @ninosa5700
      @ninosa5700 5 лет назад

      same

  • @healthymomlifestyle5543
    @healthymomlifestyle5543 5 лет назад +309

    Thank you Debbie. I will now be making my children write me letters when I send them to their room.

    • @alluvermin
      @alluvermin 5 лет назад +17

      It is kind of genius

    • @parryyotter
      @parryyotter 4 года назад +7

      I just did it by choice as a child because I hated saying how I felt out loud.

    • @HarryStikers
      @HarryStikers 4 года назад +5

      But don't like... Force them. It can seriously make them hate writing. It did me for years. Suggest that if they won't apologize with words they write a letter.

    • @valerianaranjocruz25
      @valerianaranjocruz25 4 года назад +1

      When I acted up as a kid I would just go by myself to my room and stay there until *I* considered enough time out. No tv and no games, but I would put those punishments on me, my mom would just ask me when I came out: are you done?
      Me, teary eyed: yeah, am sorry.
      My younger brother was an earthquake in comparison.

  • @abandonedhandrail4581
    @abandonedhandrail4581 3 года назад +38

    oh god that bit at 11:57 about Jenna not letting herself get away after making a mistake hits different now. i need Jenna to know that as a POC i know she never meant harm and her apology and self-inflicted punishment just proves how sweet and genuine she is.

  • @blueprint-edits
    @blueprint-edits 5 лет назад +241

    How in the world did my mom handle 5 of us? Standing ovation for single moms.

    • @rebeccahayes6873
      @rebeccahayes6873 5 лет назад +37

      I'm tired af and read that as "standing ovulation" for single moms and thought, nah they good, no more ovulating bruh.

    • @blueprint-edits
      @blueprint-edits 5 лет назад +3

      @@rebeccahayes6873 lol

    • @dannygold9
      @dannygold9 5 лет назад +5

      @@rebeccahayes6873 I thought I read that too lmao

    • @JMac-27
      @JMac-27 5 лет назад +7

      We don't handle it, we resolve to run away at least twice a day and then the little monsters who previously had you hiding in your bathroom with the door locked to get a few seconds of peace from the little gang of delinquents that are little versions of yourself at your worst drunk moments in college. Then they have the audacity to walk in wrap their arms around your neck and give you a pretty picture they drew for you as they tell you they love you so much, and weaken all your defenses to mush as they then let you in on the real ploy they have joined together as a unit against you and ask, "please make us some mac n cheese", and we're back.

  • @rachelcollett8111
    @rachelcollett8111 5 лет назад +556

    Jenna u should
    Make a video of u recreating the “chocolate dreams” recipe and follow it exactly how u wrote it !!!!

    • @joakuz
      @joakuz 5 лет назад +6

      Rachel Collett YES PLEASE!!!

    • @heyyygreyyyhound1669
      @heyyygreyyyhound1669 5 лет назад +18

      Yes, recreate the recipe!!! ...but (plot twist) the vegan version o.O

    • @Reioa
      @Reioa 5 лет назад +1

      YES!!!

    • @AriVirtual
      @AriVirtual 5 лет назад

      TREAT YO SELF

    • @rubyrider7902
      @rubyrider7902 5 лет назад +1

      omg this is a great idea

  • @16Jenni10
    @16Jenni10 5 лет назад +652

    saw the debbie machine, never clicked so fast on a video! I'm sooo ready for this one!

  • @yourgayness
    @yourgayness 5 лет назад +214

    One time whe I was younger we had to write a story based on the prompt "it's all my fault" and I wrote about a girl who got pushed into a tree and split her head open and then someone accidentally spilled acid on her face and she went blind. The boy who did it felt so bad that he ran away, fell in a river and died and his body was discovered by a couple on a bridge kissing.
    My teacher had to call my mum and make sure I was okay lmao
    Especially since I was a quiet and innocent child lol

    • @ktt5378
      @ktt5378 4 года назад +22

      That is so dark 😂

    • @meganmichaels9510
      @meganmichaels9510 4 года назад +6

      Sounds like my stories

    • @missSDW
      @missSDW 4 года назад +15

      A Mullan I wrote a story about a girl who lived in a war torn country that was victim of a bombing and ended up getting leukemia as a side effect. I feel like a read something that said that could happen. Don’t know why I decided to turn it into a story

    • @hayleeofthevalley
      @hayleeofthevalley 4 года назад +4

      missSDW you probably read Sadaeko and the Thousand Paper Cranes at one point

    • @missSDW
      @missSDW 4 года назад +1

      H B lol doesn’t ring a bell but I’ll look it up!

  • @toriandtilly
    @toriandtilly 5 лет назад +101

    That teacher that criticized you for not starting the story by establishing who was talking wad dead wrong! Finding out it is villian talking is half of the suspense!

  • @aviealien
    @aviealien 5 лет назад +291

    “Jenna’s the cop and also the person she arrested” - as a Libra, I couldn’t relate more 😂

  • @LindseyObrooke
    @LindseyObrooke 5 лет назад +384

    "Julieeeeeeeeeen! I wrote that when I was a child! It's not a segue!"

  • @ValerieLacasse747
    @ValerieLacasse747 5 лет назад +181

    I love how Julien was on Debbies side about everything 😂 they have such a great relationship

  • @toshibaanand1950
    @toshibaanand1950 5 лет назад +54

    These three of them just laughing and sharing memories have such a wholesome warm vibe to it, including marbles sleeping peacefully on table unbothered.

  • @ceuti
    @ceuti 5 лет назад +207

    JENNA (almost) WROTE WICKED I CAN'T 😂

    • @aquariusmisfit6462
      @aquariusmisfit6462 5 лет назад +24

      Alexandra Defreitas plot twist her teacher stole the idea

    • @geekwithglasses2897
      @geekwithglasses2897 4 года назад +7

      Welcome wasthelight
      She was jealous
      It was why she got mad at her for not identifying herself at the start of the story

  • @shaynagibson1303
    @shaynagibson1303 5 лет назад +234

    can we all appreciate marbles’ little snout nuzzle at 53:23 !!!!!

    • @hollycollects
      @hollycollects 5 лет назад +6

      Shayna Gibson omg I just rewatched this like 13 times 😩 my heart

    • @Hipporacle
      @Hipporacle 5 лет назад +4

      WAHHHHHHH 😭😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

    • @eduardoo31
      @eduardoo31 5 лет назад +6

      yesss i'm glad other people noticed, that was the cutest thing i've ever seen

    • @xHighD
      @xHighD 5 лет назад +4

      Shayna Gibson omg my heart MELTED

    • @Sophie-zy6qm
      @Sophie-zy6qm 5 лет назад +3

      BABY BOY

  • @alexandria3583
    @alexandria3583 5 лет назад +308

    "im trying to figure out a way that this won't happen" BEST COP OUT EVER

    • @Dkclyrd
      @Dkclyrd 5 лет назад +2

      Alexandria just take the blame, and put it somewhere else! 😂

    • @jalisaalanaye1662
      @jalisaalanaye1662 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao I’m trying to figure it out , I’m really trying here mom don’t you see the effort ?!?

  • @thecassyscorner
    @thecassyscorner 5 лет назад +138

    I wish Jenna knew how much she genuinely brightens up my day

  • @vickytang
    @vickytang 5 лет назад +83

    watching marbles fall asleep really gets me 🥺 hes so cute

  • @EmilyElle
    @EmilyElle 5 лет назад +158

    Debbie listing everything that makes it dog heaven
    Names literally everything except Kermit

    • @watermelonwishes4193
      @watermelonwishes4193 2 года назад

      Yeah-that always seems to make me sad every time I watch/listen to this video. 😕

  • @KitCat898
    @KitCat898 5 лет назад +275

    The Debbie Machine is present, everyone be on your best behavior because A LADY IS PRESENT! Welcome Debbs!

  • @januaryeliot6958
    @januaryeliot6958 5 лет назад +68

    kermit wandering from person to person to be held was so sweet I almost forgot he is the NaStY bOy

  • @Laura-ef3kw
    @Laura-ef3kw 5 лет назад +67

    You can tell how much Mom loves Julien. We stan a loving family. Family that podcasts together, stays together 💕

  • @courtneyandben2010
    @courtneyandben2010 5 лет назад +183

    I'm here for the mom tips from The Debbie Machine. *taking notes*

  • @NoemieGriffi
    @NoemieGriffi 5 лет назад +234

    Next video idea for jenna: paint your face like a frog & put on a big renaissance wig & recite your story in a very theatrical way ✨ thank me later

  • @EGlVM
    @EGlVM 5 лет назад +87

    "Love yaself cuz you're cool just the way you are."
    "You may be bigger than me, but you'll never be tougher than me."
    Debbie Machine dropping personal mantras, oh shit!

  • @alexandria3583
    @alexandria3583 5 лет назад +179

    i wanna see a whole series of debbies parenting advice lol

    • @janecampbell4662
      @janecampbell4662 5 лет назад

      Alexandria She has a blog!

    • @AJ-hg4by
      @AJ-hg4by 5 лет назад +1

      Jane Campbell where can I find that?xx

    • @janecampbell4662
      @janecampbell4662 5 лет назад +1

      Aimée Thomas hellinthehallway.net it’s linked in her twitter as well which is @dmourey

  • @Qrengee
    @Qrengee 5 лет назад +97

    *"you are the police officer and the person you arrested"* :julien solomita 2k19
    edit: *"there's two of you still listening"* :debbie machine. (i wheezed)😂

  • @mariebunny
    @mariebunny 5 лет назад +81

    "Compliment her, don't tell her she has clubs for arms" xD

  • @TheCrewIsAwesome
    @TheCrewIsAwesome 5 лет назад +297

    Middle child forgotten in the list of things that makes their house dog heaven!! xD

  • @RedRvmm
    @RedRvmm 5 лет назад +293

    Jenna: Have you felt her elbow skin?!
    Debbie: Nooooo
    Julien: that's her's...
    😂😂😂

    • @taya____
      @taya____ 5 лет назад +5

      Rebecca Verhaeghe ugh my brother always do that to our mom and she gets pissed lol

    • @forest_goblinn
      @forest_goblinn 5 лет назад +6

      I used to do that with my mom too 😂

    • @edsidfug207
      @edsidfug207 5 лет назад +10

      "iTs mInE" -Jenna Maurey 2019

    • @Lovealwaystata
      @Lovealwaystata 5 лет назад +2

      I used to play with my mom's arm fat. My brother and I called it her bat wing lmfao

  • @wickedcampaign
    @wickedcampaign 5 лет назад +214

    the Debbie machine:
    julien:
    marble:
    no one:
    jenna: rEAd iT tO mE LiKe *THIS*

  • @JamJeke
    @JamJeke Год назад +6

    at 11:47 when Julien said "You've been like that, when you do something bad, you over punish yourself" hit hard, knowing Jenna was very mad at herself we last saw her. I love you Jenna and I wish I can enjoy your content both again

  • @veganerwurst
    @veganerwurst Год назад +5

    I need everyone to see that Marble Wiggle at 53:20 !!!!
    I am crying he is so cute oh my god!!!!❤❤❤

  • @cori8934
    @cori8934 5 лет назад +181

    💪👁👅👁
    my brain when i wrote "and then i woke up" at the end of my creative writing

  • @HopeElizabeth
    @HopeElizabeth 5 лет назад +132

    YEEEESSS WE STAN THE DEBBIE MACHINE, give me an hour of just her sitting there talking by herself and id still watch it.

  • @jessicapatalano2870
    @jessicapatalano2870 5 лет назад +186

    Jenna before the podcast starts: ok mom do say anything embarrassing
    *literally 2 minutes in to the video*: I call her my terrierist
    Jenna: -0-

  • @RawrItsLaur77
    @RawrItsLaur77 5 лет назад +26

    can we just appreciate the sweet baby angel marbles sleeping on the table the whole time like IM CRYING

  • @paigevincent2519
    @paigevincent2519 5 лет назад +40

    I love how Julien defends momma marbles so hard for everything 😂 “i think her finger pointing at you meant you were the sassy one”

  • @sonder_safety
    @sonder_safety 5 лет назад +67

    The debbie machine: "There's two of you still left listening."
    My brother, my mom and I: *burst out laughing*

  • @branka9389
    @branka9389 5 лет назад +38

    -"Have you felt her elbow skin?"
    -"That's hers!"

  • @naomileigh7499
    @naomileigh7499 5 лет назад +236

    ok but can jenna and julien have their kids write apology letters so they can have this in the future

    • @kiwilitious
      @kiwilitious 5 лет назад +8

      Naomi Leigh OMG CAN U IMAGINE IN TEN YEARS WATCHING THIS PODCAST AND THEYRE READING THEIR KIDS APOLOGY LETTERS 😭😭🥺🥺🥺❤️

    • @deliisshha
      @deliisshha 5 лет назад +25

      I don't think cermet can write

    • @lupa1445
      @lupa1445 5 лет назад +3

      They're dogs..??

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant 5 лет назад +90

    So you're calling me bad?
    A lot.
    So I was bad?
    A lot.
    😂😂😂 the comedy gold I come on the internet for

    • @Margar02
      @Margar02 5 лет назад

      She was a lot bad!

  • @bess_e2186
    @bess_e2186 5 лет назад +27

    Watching this inspired me to wash our dishes... and i can’t explain how happy my mum was 😊 Gonna do more for her. I’m so lucky to have a caring mum.

  • @KelliHarrah
    @KelliHarrah 5 лет назад +156

    Finally the machine!
    Jenna’s NY accent comes out real strong when she’s angry lol

    • @MegaSonglover99
      @MegaSonglover99 5 лет назад +1

      K Harrah she’s from Rochester
      They don’t have an accent there. I would know, I live like an hour away from there

    • @KelliHarrah
      @KelliHarrah 5 лет назад +4

      《PattiRose》 I live in West Virginia. So to me, she has an accent.

    • @marlesmeep
      @marlesmeep 5 лет назад +13

      @@MegaSonglover99 I live in the midwest. EVERYONE has an accent from the east or west or south lol

    • @halfsucked-mang0
      @halfsucked-mang0 5 лет назад +7

      @@MegaSonglover99 everyone in the world has an accent to someone

    • @nemi9889
      @nemi9889 5 лет назад +1

      《PattiRose》 actually we do have a rochestarian accent our vowels are notoriously nasal sounding that’s why you might have seen or heard someone say rahchacha or rahchestrrrrrrrr. it’s why jenna’s “I” sounds really pronounced and nasally EYE along with ah, er, and so on we all do it in the roc

  • @Michelli131
    @Michelli131 5 лет назад +76

    I have subconsciously started calling my mom The Betty Machine and it confuses the heck outta her.

    • @lunefulx
      @lunefulx 5 лет назад +2

      Elle FYI my moms name is Debbie... haha.

  • @rainotter
    @rainotter 5 лет назад +77

    The too-much-gene in letter form?! Yes. Sign me up.

  • @kelseychangesthesubject4281
    @kelseychangesthesubject4281 2 года назад +12

    So this is why Jenna had the most sincere apology video……ha. No but really it broke my heart how she admits that she punishes herself way harder than she realistically should be 😭 that hits hard now

  • @desireeann3734
    @desireeann3734 5 лет назад +33

    When my son was in kindergarten, one of the assignments they would do is write short stories.... He wrote one story about me leaving him at the zoo in a cage with a really big snake. The second story was that he wished we had pet bats because the bats would scare me. I have NO idea where these ideas came from but we still laugh about it today (he's 13).

  • @lilyana7341
    @lilyana7341 5 лет назад +30

    the debbie machine deserves every beautiful thing life has to offer.

  • @deelaam9100
    @deelaam9100 5 лет назад +124

    You are the police officer and the person you arrested! You are both LOL!!!! I'm CRYING

  • @megcozadd4053
    @megcozadd4053 5 лет назад +36

    marbles squished little face has me *crying*

  • @clareperkins304
    @clareperkins304 5 лет назад +54

    Jenna: I'm cute
    Julien: you are cute
    *my parents*🥺

  • @patchouliodonovan9529
    @patchouliodonovan9529 5 лет назад +7

    Jenna you are right about you're teacher being harsh about the start of your Wizard of Oz story, beginning the story without introducing the character and then revealing their identity through the rest of the passage is a legitimate tactic that grabs the readers attention and draws them into the story and it is great you had a more advanced writing style like this at such a young age. Your teach can get in the bin, trying to make you fit in her silly little box, go get em girl!

  • @Jason-su9tg
    @Jason-su9tg 5 лет назад +173

    1. I’m so excited Debbie is back 😭
    2. Holy shit I also live in Oregon

  • @allenjones1947
    @allenjones1947 5 лет назад +194

    I've been rewatching the previous podcasts all day waiting for today's new one! I listen to them while working. They really make my day easier. Love you JnJ *dink dink*

  • @itimk0
    @itimk0 5 лет назад +289

    I. Did. Not. Notice. Marble. On. The. Table. Until. You. Mentioned. Him.

    • @alitwosheds
      @alitwosheds 5 лет назад +10

      I did not notice until I read this comment

    • @czarinamh
      @czarinamh 5 лет назад +2

      I didn't notice until this comment too

    • @kaylarayne3345
      @kaylarayne3345 5 лет назад +4

      It’s because he just belongs there

    • @mollysumner1410
      @mollysumner1410 5 лет назад +1

      I never do

    • @crochetingcanuck
      @crochetingcanuck 5 лет назад +7

      Marble is always the first thing I notice when he's there!

  • @NahlaAnwer
    @NahlaAnwer 2 года назад +7

    Jenna is just so cute. I love how they're complimenting her writing and she's like, THANK YOU!

  • @varlakittykat
    @varlakittykat 5 лет назад +80

    debbie machine reminds me of gayle from bob's burgers and i want her to babysit my doggos

  • @destineehorsland4254
    @destineehorsland4254 5 лет назад +136

    Got my coffee and I’m ready for some Debbie comebacks ❤️😂

  • @jayliketheletter4941
    @jayliketheletter4941 5 лет назад +115

    I hope one of the animators from your last meme review draws out and animates your story about going out to space lol.

  • @paigeronald3813
    @paigeronald3813 5 лет назад +33

    love how Debbie omitted Kermit from the list of things that make It dog heaven

  • @Lak37489
    @Lak37489 3 года назад +6

    At 12:04 watching this November 2020, tears welling. Miss you Jenna

  • @annierebeccaa
    @annierebeccaa 3 года назад +7

    I gotta say I love Julien and Debbie’s relationship. With every partner I’ve had I’m terrified talking to their parents no matter how nice they are 😭

  • @laurahutcheson5853
    @laurahutcheson5853 5 лет назад +113

    "There's Jennas, there's Julien, there's Peaches, there's Marbles, theres toys."
    ...
    She forgot Cermet...😱😭😭😭😭

    • @rapsquirrel6268
      @rapsquirrel6268 5 лет назад +17

      As usual, the middle child is forgotten

    • @Kimiblues
      @Kimiblues 5 лет назад +6

      He really is a middle child😂

    • @lance9249
      @lance9249 5 лет назад +3

      This is why he cries.

    • @childofmercury3800
      @childofmercury3800 5 лет назад +9

      Forgetting your cermet does NOT halp them an grow.

  • @josephrogers4672
    @josephrogers4672 5 лет назад +19

    I just want to say that watching this podcast has made me realized how good you guys are. I realized that you are both kind and generous and just all around great people. I am son glad that you guys have this platform to share your thoughts and opinions. You spread happiness and joy and I am so thankful for that. Sending love and positive vibes, thanks! Love you guys!

  • @rianiquelotter3065
    @rianiquelotter3065 5 лет назад +77

    Yeayyyy!!!
    My favourite RUclips mom is back!!!!!🌸💐
    Missed you Debbie machine!!!!❤🌸

  • @rachaelmarks2
    @rachaelmarks2 4 года назад +43

    When learning how to use Word in like 4th grade, I made a “picture” that just said “I love you mother.” With a picture of a flower and a weird faded out picture of me with non-smiling mug-shot like face. I don’t know why, but if my kid gave me that I’d be concerned.

  • @nataliecorrine4
    @nataliecorrine4 5 лет назад +22

    After knowing Debbie in a professional setting, it’s so fun seeing her like this too 😂☺️

  • @savannahber
    @savannahber 5 лет назад +63

    its so funny how jenna is a full grown 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN and she goes straight to "mom read the book with your hand on my face" that's how you know they have a wonderful relationship

  • @karyfrancisco1383
    @karyfrancisco1383 5 лет назад +15

    Podcast and/or Jenna video idea: You two (Jenna and Julien) go for a week, writing each other apologies for things you do throughout the week, even if it's just small stuff. Like, I almost shut the car door on my husband. That would be a great letter. And you know, Aires and Virgo them up to the max. Read them for the podcast or Jenna's video.

  • @sim2413
    @sim2413 5 лет назад +23

    Yessss... new saying to my son's "you may get bigger than me but you'll never be tougher than me"👏👏👏

  • @NahlaAnwer
    @NahlaAnwer 5 лет назад +30

    I love these... I actually think I'm going to use some of these techniques with my kids. The Debbie machine did an amazing job!

  • @alwaysreference07
    @alwaysreference07 5 лет назад +14

    truly, The Debbie Machine’s laugh could make flowers bloom and the sun shine

  • @brooklynnwhitney
    @brooklynnwhitney 5 лет назад +56

    the background should’ve matched her camo shirt lol