Idonevenevenwannasellittyouanyway ft. RIDICULOUS STOCK
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- Опубликовано: 10 авг 2023
- tomcardy.bandtshirts.com.au
Hey Tom!
We appreciate your honesty, however this is the last email we will be sending on the matter. Everyone on the team has worked really hard to make the recent merchandise line the best it can be. We accept that this does not give us the right to tell you how to market the product, but we would like to re-emphasise some key points. How you receive these points may impact our future business together:
1. Playing "hard to get" does not work in a sales context, especially when you are selling product as idiosyncratic as a 'don't f*&k my dad' mug. Potentially this design was doomed from the beginning.
2. "Splooge" is not a colour.
3. "Ridiculous Stock" is not a/your catchphrase, it doesn't make sense without context and even with context it does not encourage sales. What is ridiculous about the stock? We urge you to explain, or remove this reference altogether. At the moment it is about 25% of your marketing campaign.
4. Many of the team feel it inappropriate that you demand to try on every piece of clothing before it is shipped for "quality testing". Not only does it delay shipment of the product to customers, but the hand written notes you leave in the pockets are not appreciated. Writing "They be tryn' ta brainwash ye and nab ya tasties!" in hopes of communicating with the customer is confusing, and means we have had to employ extra staff to vet each inseam and hidden pocket. Also, stop sewing more pockets onto the merchandise. 
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I feel like not enough people are reading the description. It adds another level of Ridiculousness to this already Ridiculous Stock.
😂 Thanks for the heads up. So then, buying this ridiculous stock gives me a chance of someone nabbing my tasties... that's a good enough reason for me! 😂
Thank you x2. Wouldn't notice if not your comm xd
I'm really wondering whether the whole thing is a joke, or just the third point
I legit wouldnt have read it without this post.
Really glad I read this
I know that you've explicitly stated that you don't want to sell these items to me several times, but something about this song actually makes me want to buy them. I'm sorry.
That's ridiculous, and you're a despicable person. Sorry but it had to be said.
In the words of Montgomery Burns... "Excellent".
Cmon man, respect his boundaries
@nukeninmgt1504 Sometimes boundaries are meant to be disrespected. This is prime example.
@@V8HiluxZX6R this was the plot all along, reverse psychology
If there were random pieces of stock that had extra pockets with hand-written notes from Tom, I think THAT would be a great marketing technique
I want a mug with sewn on pockets.
@@wipeout770that's funny
More pockets!? I LIVE FOR POCKETS!
so i preordered one of tom's IDWH shorts and there was, infact, a handwritten note in one of the pockets of some random sentence and had '108/250' written at the bottom of the note. @tom cardy wtf does this mean
It means Tom still has 142 shorts that he doesn't want to sell
Great how Tom demands to try on everything before shipping, even the mugs, commonly found in his bedroom and in his car.
Can't have enough pockets on your mugs.
@@MrSlothJunior Given the historical dearth of pockets on female-oriented clothing merch, Tom's wanton pocket-sewing is technically feminist anarchy.
You can't have a crockery choir with out them.
I am afraid of wearing a "I'm not a cop" t shirt on the streets and make people think I'm a cop, cuz I'm definitely not a cop
Don’t worry! If you just tell them “I AM DEFINITELY NOT A COP” then they’ll understand ❤️
Sounds like cop talk to me!
It's amazing how he manages to convince us that he has merch and isn't a cop!
Are you a cop?
They might shoot you in your left leg.
Tsundere marketing is a new marketing strat that I'll never expect
i hate that this is an accurate description
i never want to hear the words "tsundere marketing" ever again
Excellent. My birthday is coming up. Good suggestions for my boyfriend. Nothing says “happy birthday honey, I love you” like a mug themed around a song themed around the human centipede
Does your boyfriend blink at people a lot? Just out of curiosity....
That birthday gift sounds like a green flag to me
Your boyfriend is going to be the main course on your birthday
Human centipede: you'll be closer than ever!
@@user-ej4eq5im4r That way we can save on the catering bill!
My man drops 4 videos in 7 months, 1 being an animation of a previously released song, 2 being attempts to swindle me and all of whom are bangers. I'm here for it baby, a fucking fan till the end.
...All of which. These videos are not people.
@@grabble7605 Really? You learn something new every day. Whom could've thought...
@@grabble7605 No they're people. I've been following and watching tom cardy for a while and see them visit every once in a while.
Splooge is my favourite colour, I'm so glad it finally got some real representation in media
Im pretty sure splooge is white!
@@user-vq4rl1zf2f i suppose it depends on your viral load (no pun intended)
@@corpsehandler5321 aw cum on that has to be intended!
#justiceforsplooge
@@squee599 #nomoresploog!
My mom went through the vinyl collection at her place and got rid of a bunch of my records, including ones that SHE had GIFTED to me! The only reason they were there and not with me is that my place didn't have space for them back then. Among the ones she got rid of, included a transparent blue beatles album that I miss terribly.
All I've stated above is to say I just bought the splooge coloured album to help rebuild my collection and add back more colour than was taken away from me.
I bet you wish it was real so you could buy the splooge vinyl
It’s a shame that Tom doesn’t want to sell you the Splooge vinyl anyway, but maybe he’ll make an exception for this very sad case.
This is such a damn bop, and that "Ridiculous stock" blurb is such a sweet fucking sound bite.
Buying your vinyl is one of the best purchases I've ever made. Whenever I pull it out to play on my record, I'm not allowed to take it off until everyone has heard their favorite song. I think it's my most played vinyl haha
The tsundere marketing startegy. All you’re missing is a cute anime girl who goes “hmph” as your sales representative.
Tom Cardy is the cute anime girl
Description: “We’d like to emphasize two key points”
Also description: *gives three points* 😂
i need a 4+ minute version of this banger, please and thanks
Yes please. My ears require it.
I think I listened to this 10 times now
A masterclass in tsundere salesmanship.
“Mom I need the credit card so I can buy this guy on RUclips’s splooge!”
I very much want an I Don't Work Here shirt.
Also, I'm pretty sure playing hard to get *does* work in a sales context. See also: every product that costs a ridiculous amount of money for no reason.
"That bag, that cost 10 000 dollars, and is identical to the 50 dollars one? It's too good for you. You'll never get it. Get lost."
God dammit, I listen to this song nonstop un-ironically because it’s such a bop.
You know you write bangers songs when your fans add your ads to their music playlists, lmao
I know the next round of merch will probably be a long time away, but I would absolutely buy something with “I don’t even even wanna sell it to you anyway” on it. I’ll be happy with the Hatman hat for now
You always make your merch sound cool!
He makes his music look cool too
I thought he made it sound ridiculous
Splooge
“How underatted are you”?
Tom: Yes
Facebook marketplace commercial music going crazy
I want a longer, MUCH longer version of this 😭
My “ridiculous stock” has arrived at my house (including misspelling your own name, thanks Tom 😂), yet this song remains inside my brain on repeat. Help?
I can finally say that, as a sound engineer, I have learned a strange amount of techniques in recording and mixing from watching your videos on repeat. I'd love to know what kind of effects gear you use for your music!
I want more hidden messages on the clothes. Also more pockets, 10/10 would buy if then.
I have never heard a musical artist with such a huge genre-range beaide Tom. Each song feels so distinctly him but also so different from each other in cadance and pace and style. truely a master craftsman
...also im buying those shorts you cant stop me
this is like when your music teacher tells you to compose a song but they tell the lyrics don’t matter as long as they’re there. this is that song.
even a merch plug is something I'm excited to watch when it's yours hahaha
I keep coming back to this song for the Ridiculous Stock and each time I think that Tom should really release an album that's just all his merch jingles. Could be called Marketing 101 or something like that. I think it'd be fun.
I would love a 2nd camera that catches all this with no music in the background just one long shot of Tom in the studio, headphones on dancing and singing away with room sound, just for the laughs.
I don't usually read the description, but this one was the best decision I made. Truly a ridiculous stock.
I cant tell if the email in the description is real or not but i really want it to be
I would apprechiate a weird personal note in the pockets of the merch.
When I heard Ridiculous Stock was doing a collab with Tom Cardy I almost sneezed!
Ridiculous Stock is one of the artists of all time, so it’s wow to see them here.
Also, I couldn’t help but notice a typo on your merch page!
Your Splooge vinyl was accidentally listed as “splatter”. It’s a common mistake, so I understand 💚
Oh god I’ve never wanted to buy more now that I’ve been denied repeatedly 🥺
I've been listening to this on repeat all day and I am ADDICTED it has to be genuinely one of Tom's best songs
You making actually beautiful music about dumb topics is an unbeatable combination
imagine your mug arriving and it has an extra pocket. next level. Giving me the things I didn't know I wanted.
0:23 idk why but that “thank god” is so wildly satisfying to listen to
Whenever you want to decide to go on tour I want to audition as your backing drummer. I didn’t even even want to audition anyway. No, wait I really do.
One of like, three ads I've ever gone back and rewatched intentionally.
How do I sell this shit is the part that broke me 😂😂 Ima admit that the editing is gold especially for this type of video also great job to Ridiculous Stock.
The is even funnier that we can buy some stuff, Which I will!
I’m really happy to hear that you’ve got merch, since I just discovered you a few days ago and have been binging your music videos ever since. To me, you’re like the Australian Weird Al, which is to say I love your music, and you’re hilarious. Lol
Australian weird AI is a very good way to describe Tom's music actually lol
The email in the description is comedy gold
The amount of effort in the videos and description is tremendous! I've never seen someone go so in-depth for selling me something before!
You will give us the vinyls, tom
You’re about to change the marketing game forever
The animations on this one were really cool! They add a great vibe to your content
I'm gonna need that Lo-Fi full version now, big guy.
i know you’re probably not going to make a full version of this but i *would* watch it on repeat like i’m watching this one, just saying
Waking up to Tom, what a treat
Waking up to Tom Merch, what a blessing
this.. is... MY FAVORITE SONG (sang the same way as "ridiculous stock")
Absolutely gorgeous ad that definitely wont make buying anything soon
If I do incdeed find a handwritten note in my ridiculous stock purchase, I will be greatly pleased.
And this is why I always read video descriptions.
Tom cardy is one of those guys who makes a song about promoting his merchandising an absolute banger for no reason
i didnt understand why youd upload an incomprehensible video without subtitles, especially since it wasnt your style of music at all
then i realised it was on 2x speed
Congrats on 1M! When did that awesomeness happen?!
this is now the official retail workers theme
Was not expecting to see a Human Centipede cup.
I’ll buy 10.
I need a longer version of this song, it's so good 😭
Man, you know too well your audience. I have the "I would much prefer to keep my RIDICULOUS STOCK" on repeat in my head and its just so good and so ridiculous, you are a genius fr
It's okay Tom. Whether you really wanna sell it to me or not I'll still support you anyway
Bro if that description is a real email that would be so fucking based and hilarious.
Keep being your amazing self Tom, big love to ya.
"Stop seeing more pockets into the merchandise" I'm giggling away like a mischievous little goblin
I ordered the hatman hat and I found a sneaky signed message that reads "They be tryn' Ta brainwash Ye and nab YaTasties!" 41/100
ha.
your ads are the only ads that make me want to buy something
It's literally an ad for your own merch. Why is it such a *Ridiculous Bop?* 🤘
Huh, don't think I've ever seen anyone take the tsundere approach to merchandising before.
You better let me buy that. Give me!
YES. ANOTHER TOM CARDY VIDEO. FINALLY.
I was literally on your channel yesterday wondering when the next one would be, talk about timing.
I love how the tittle was so long it ended up having typos😅
Auto-generated captions: "ridiculous [Music]"
Checks out
If I don't find a hand written note in the extra pocket I'm going to be very upset.
I will buy but I need a ridiculous note from Tom..... I NEED IT!
And please add big breakfast merch. My daughter has made this her favorite song now. My son prefers hycybh
I need those extra pockets!!!!! Maybe I'll just steal the merch, since I can't buy it.
We need Bard stock!!!!! Perception check!
The way you say "rrrridiculous" sounds so satisfying
I love that you keep adding pockets!
Damn, something about this video, despite him saying so many times that he "doesn't want to sell them to me", just makes me want to buy them.
Also that splooge colour is just... beautiful
Who wouldn’t want to wear a shirt that says I DON'T WORK HERE at their place of business
I'M SO HAPPY TO SEE THE HATMAN HAT. I love the Hatman song so much despite it being so short which is why I replay it infinitely. But one problem. I need to know what sizes the hat comes in. I see no option to choose a size.
Oh wow, it took me a couple days and watching the *other* merch video to realize you were actually advertising your merch here. I've just been enjoying the song 🎵 Ridiculous stock!
The description!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't sleep. I just keep saying "ridiculous stock" to myself. Thanks Tom
This song has me sold because of “Ridiculous stock” part lollllllll
I am now hoping the merch has hidden pockets with notes in, else i'll be deeply disappointed
THE VISUALS ON THIS ARE SO COOL OMFG
I was keen on that mug yesterday, but now that I hear that you don't want to sell it to me I NEED that fucking mug!
CONGRATS ON ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS TOM! Seeing you grow is been an awesome journey so far. Thank you for all the good tunes and good times!
It’s nice knowing Tom is still my favorite chaotic Australian
Even your music about stock goes ridiculously hard, I would buy this song
I bought the last of your Bundles brother. Keep it up and I’ll keep buying. Primarily your Vinyls ❤.
Tom straddles the toilet seet when he poops
I was just binging all of your songs and suddenly i see you uploaded??! I got chills!! Amazing song though ♥♥
even the description is pure gold, no, not gold, fucking emerald
BRO CONGRATS ON 1 MILLION SUBS!!!
I cannot figure out if Ridiculous Stock is like, an actual artist or person or just a sick phrase. I'm not sure i want to know, because that makes it way funnier.
Tom's the only musician capable of making a song around their on merch