This is peak Osrs in a nutshell: "let me do this little sidequest taking me 40 hours just to improve my dps by 3% on the main goal. Ooh look there's an impling, let me get those rangers"
Friendly reminder that if you are going after singular moon boss drops it is way way way more time efficient to just kill the target boss and loot chest. Sure you get less loot rolls but since you are chasing 1/56 drop cutting 2 boss fights speeds up farming time massively.
After the comment on last video, you send me on a wild goose chase to find the healing values of all the food in the Perilous moons. The beta worlds helped out massively, I figured it out, fixed the wiki and it will be added to runelite. Thanks for pointing out it was wrong!
@@Tellacon Mostly just the edge cases where the formula breaks. The very first level you can catch and cook, cooked bream it heals 1 more than it should. The healing goes off of boosted stats when eaten, so someone with 99 cooking and at least 70 hunter could bring a chef's delight (m) to boost to 106 cooking and heal 35 instead of 33. Other than that, the cooked bream doesn't seem worth it unless you have really low hunter compared to fishing. Or if you just like the AFK aspect of it ofc. :P
Canifis chunk fuming right now "this is the most disappointing 5 larran's keys I've opened" Meanwhile the dragon dart tips he's been after just sitting there lmao
Just to infodump for a moment, the Macahuitl(Pronounced roughly as Mah-Kwa'-hui-tl) was a weapon actually used by Mesoamericans, particularly the Aztecs, what makes them a GENUINELY terrifying weapon was their use of Obsidian, aka Volcanic Glass, now why is this? It's because on the first it you properly bludgeon someone, on the second his, you are hitting them with, I kid you not, razor sharp obsidian spikes, sometimes they will shatter in a way, that the point's width would be measured in ATOMS. Obsidian can shatter and become extremely sharp extremely easily, they are like glass cuts on steroids. On another interesting note, using modern technology we have been able to make knife blades out of obsidian with an edge thickness of just 14 atoms wide, which is just pure insanity.
@@Tellacon gonna hit the cc I'm in with " I got the sex paddles" when I snag these from moons, also didn't know eclipse was weak to stab I thought it was also slash
Hey, have you considered the Stealing Valuables thieving in Varlamore for prayer exp? There are chests to steal from in the houses and a chance they drop bone statues for blessed bone fragments which give a high amount of prayer exp!
Haha there is no intention to do so but most of this was recorded on stream where I'm generally more enthusiastic/loud with talking to chat and such, this is the first video that's mostly recorded on stream so the emotion definitely came out but it is real 😂
Question, if your rules state that every chest must be accessible, and the RfD chest allows you to do more subquests to upgrade that chest, can you do the Morytania hard diary for the upgraded barrows chest?
Theoretically it is as it matches me using barronite shards to upgrade camdozaal, but I always just simply say 'it's not allowed' because its hard to explain piety is locked haha
Nope! But we can't remove it from the account as probita will always have it, so we can only pick up the crystal/grubby key drops, but we can't avoid a pet if that makes sense
I am not up to date with the series but I have a question that I dint remember you already decided, could you be able to do varlamore thieving training because when you enter a home you can steal stuff from chests (maybe you would have to drop money you got pickpocketing the rich citizens tho)
I have one! And one degraded... I had an episode of 200 hours to get 65 firemaking, go check it out ;) But it'd also require going to grab full torags which is quite slow at 3 barrows runs an hour
It's a little confusing if you didn't watch last episode, basically it just comes down to if I have a resource I can fish, if I don't (lobster pot/net) I can't, but Perilous Moons is a bit different Since episode 1 I've said I can use things in a raid/dungeon if it helps with a chest, an example is I can make xerics aids in CoX - with perilous moons, I can catch the fish because they're isolated to a dungeon with a chest it's as simple as that really! Outside of dungeons/raids, I can use fishing rod IF it has fishing bait, but I can't woodcut as there is no resource, so I have to wait until I plant a tree Apologies for the confusion!
barrows items should actually increase in value being that less people will do it decreasing the supply or at the very least since they are not as good anymore it will be balanced
I am allowed to do MM1 because it unlocked recipe for disaster, I said I can'/t do the awowegei part yet as it required mm1 and I didnt have it done at the time! Any subquest of RFD is allowed basically
Yeah audio balance this video was tough because of a lot of it being recorded on stream, thought I caught most of them to turn them down but some got through, I'll try to fix it up next time
@@Tellacon there were 3 different ad spots that I had my phone in my pocket, a lot of the time I’ll just let them run but it seemed like forever. I guess I don’t like 60 second ads. I’m not gonna stop watching your videos over it though but know that some random guy doesn’t like it.
@@SirAegeon Ahh so not the sponsor section? You mean like youtube ads okay, yeah apologies I don't directly control them, apparently the amount that plays and the length is based on what the viewer watches, so if you keep skipping ads on everyones videos, it should recommend you only skippable ads and such!
@@Tellacon Oh that’s interesting. Yea I don’t mind the in video plug you do, sometimes I skip through sometimes I don’t bother but yea the RUclips ads seem to know I was listening to your vid with my phone in my pocket because it was putting on super long ads apparently knowing I originally try to just wait them out. Love your stuff man keep on keepin on.
One of my core rules from episode 1 is simply 'any repeatable chest must be able to be opened' and the only way to get zombie pirate keys is to kill zombie pirates! I can however only kill npcs that drop chests or keys, such as if I got an abyssal demon slayer task from Krystillia, I could pick up larrans keys, but have to leave whips on the floor, it's how the rules have always been!
Your reaction to getting the drop you wanted was to curse Jesus? Kinda weird bro. That wasn't a conscious thought to use his name, was it? Osrs is cool and all but there's a spiritual war going on. Jesus is the way to heaven, to peace.
Hope you enjoy the video
My favourite bit was the bit where you talk about upgrading your boots
Lmaoooo
This is peak Osrs in a nutshell: "let me do this little sidequest taking me 40 hours just to improve my dps by 3% on the main goal. Ooh look there's an impling, let me get those rangers"
I did not notice the length and I find myself binging the whole episode. Nice series!
Thanks beast
Friendly reminder that if you are going after singular moon boss drops it is way way way more time efficient to just kill the target boss and loot chest. Sure you get less loot rolls but since you are chasing 1/56 drop cutting 2 boss fights speeds up farming time massively.
Love this series! Thanks for providing us with quality chest-locked content. Best of luck on your future grinds!
After the comment on last video, you send me on a wild goose chase to find the healing values of all the food in the Perilous moons. The beta worlds helped out massively, I figured it out, fixed the wiki and it will be added to runelite. Thanks for pointing out it was wrong!
Beast
@@Tellacon Mostly just the edge cases where the formula breaks. The very first level you can catch and cook, cooked bream it heals 1 more than it should. The healing goes off of boosted stats when eaten, so someone with 99 cooking and at least 70 hunter could bring a chef's delight (m) to boost to 106 cooking and heal 35 instead of 33.
Other than that, the cooked bream doesn't seem worth it unless you have really low hunter compared to fishing. Or if you just like the AFK aspect of it ofc. :P
@@felixjochems1238 This is so interesting haha
Learning that Protection Prayers don't work at Moons was a huge blow... until I remembered I had Defence prayers I could use instead.
Canifis chunk fuming right now
"this is the most disappointing 5 larran's keys I've opened"
Meanwhile the dragon dart tips he's been after just sitting there lmao
Screaming, crying, throwing up.
Your series is one of my favorites!
Thanks beast
Just to infodump for a moment, the Macahuitl(Pronounced roughly as Mah-Kwa'-hui-tl) was a weapon actually used by Mesoamericans, particularly the Aztecs, what makes them a GENUINELY terrifying weapon was their use of Obsidian, aka Volcanic Glass, now why is this? It's because on the first it you properly bludgeon someone, on the second his, you are hitting them with, I kid you not, razor sharp obsidian spikes, sometimes they will shatter in a way, that the point's width would be measured in ATOMS. Obsidian can shatter and become extremely sharp extremely easily, they are like glass cuts on steroids. On another interesting note, using modern technology we have been able to make knife blades out of obsidian with an edge thickness of just 14 atoms wide, which is just pure insanity.
I needed this 😂Now calling them sex paddles feels wrong
@@Tellacon gonna hit the cc I'm in with " I got the sex paddles" when I snag these from moons, also didn't know eclipse was weak to stab I thought it was also slash
I was not expecting another video this soon!
I had a rough patch for a couple of months with family but I was slowly building clips!
Changed the intro and it’s still FIRE
As someone who went 100 chests dry on moons, I know your pain. Did get a double chest after though to make up for it :D
Realizing the more i see these insane builds and crazy locked accounts the more i realize all of runescape is just filled with masochists
Thanks for picking my uncle up from the airport last week Tella, he owed me a lot of money
i really like the new magic weaknesses too dude!
I love this series. I cant wait to see what happens next time. I dont play rs so it is actually a mystery.
This is cute
this inspired me to finally do Moons of Peril and I had so much fun! Got those cudgel's on my first chest O:
Sick progress mate
"If they come every six minutes, I'm screwed!" LOL
Great ep, huge strides for the account! Also, do you consider impling jars to be chests?
51 dry just to get the machas the only item u needed, love to see it
Not Tellacon trying to equip dscim *88 times* before actually completing Monkey Madness.
I was excited okay 😂
I love the elemental weaknesses. Very fun to use
They are so good!
Hey, have you considered the Stealing Valuables thieving in Varlamore for prayer exp? There are chests to steal from in the houses and a chance they drop bone statues for blessed bone fragments which give a high amount of prayer exp!
The moons chests give tonnes of the bone/fragments too, I think running moons repeatedly may be the best prayer training method for this account
Oh sweet. I haven't yet done the moons stuff yet, so good to know I should shift to that 😅
I am gonna try this out next video it's on the list! I've got no knowledge of it whatsoever except knowing it now drops bones which seems fun
@Tellacon It's pretty afk, which is the main benefit. Seeing as you're pretty high thieving, I don't know if it's worth?
Earnt a sub, love the idea of this iron and the contenr 🤙
You have a solid 10 other episodes to watch ;) Thanks beast
Full ahrims with amulet of the damned is basically barrows bis
You make good content, you don't need to overham the emotion in your voice to sound like more wacky youtubers at all
Haha there is no intention to do so but most of this was recorded on stream where I'm generally more enthusiastic/loud with talking to chat and such, this is the first video that's mostly recorded on stream so the emotion definitely came out but it is real 😂
i may not ever noticed it but for slayer were you doing konar for brimstonestone keys ?? love the series btw
Episode 5 I think it was, full slayer episode wilderness slayer :) Konar is valid too though!
I am so sad we couldn't see the full barrows bossing. But this looks good too
Question, if your rules state that every chest must be accessible, and the RfD chest allows you to do more subquests to upgrade that chest, can you do the Morytania hard diary for the upgraded barrows chest?
Theoretically it is as it matches me using barronite shards to upgrade camdozaal, but I always just simply say 'it's not allowed' because its hard to explain piety is locked haha
Is it not worth recharging your prayer at zombie pirates? Or is that a restriction?
The clips aren't really long enough to see it but I do recharge my prayer there, anything in the world that gives no experience is basically fair game
Does the sarachnis pet actually drop from a chest?
Nope! But we can't remove it from the account as probita will always have it, so we can only pick up the crystal/grubby key drops, but we can't avoid a pet if that makes sense
Great vid! Let's get some more moons gear
I am not up to date with the series but I have a question that I dint remember you already decided, could you be able to do varlamore thieving training because when you enter a home you can steal stuff from chests (maybe you would have to drop money you got pickpocketing the rich citizens tho)
can you get an amulet of the damned? full torags with the amulet probably incredible at moons, double-hits too
I have one! And one degraded... I had an episode of 200 hours to get 65 firemaking, go check it out ;) But it'd also require going to grab full torags which is quite slow at 3 barrows runs an hour
Love this series, but I’m a bit confused. Why can you fish, but not woodcut?
It's a little confusing if you didn't watch last episode, basically it just comes down to if I have a resource I can fish, if I don't (lobster pot/net) I can't, but Perilous Moons is a bit different
Since episode 1 I've said I can use things in a raid/dungeon if it helps with a chest, an example is I can make xerics aids in CoX - with perilous moons, I can catch the fish because they're isolated to a dungeon with a chest it's as simple as that really!
Outside of dungeons/raids, I can use fishing rod IF it has fishing bait, but I can't woodcut as there is no resource, so I have to wait until I plant a tree
Apologies for the confusion!
Don’t forget to use your dds too for specs! Or was that lost city? I have a hard time remembering 😂
I need lost city for dragon dagger which I need 55 con for to unlock farming/woodcutting, this is on the cards pre-toa!
Two chest locked videos in two weeks? You spoil us
Wait another 10 days or so
@@Tellacon LFG! Notifications = ON
Unreal that you got 2 scrolls in that chest count. Been grinding for that last weeks and 799 chests and still no scroll...
799 chest is like 18k zombie pirates too, ouch, best of luck
It's a beautiful day when Tellacon uploads. The mad scientist is back with his perky english accent 😊
Mwah
Finally another episode 🎉
It's only been 11 days!
if you have a dharoks axe you should bring that with you do eclipse for the clone phase.
I do not! I can slowly work on it but the minigame timer and my runs now being 8m instead of 20m makes it difficult haha
That was my first item after going dry (87 chests) too!! What a relief
87???
@@Tellacon I was LOSING it 😵💫
@@inFenity I went 75 and got the eclipse helm, i feel your pain.
try not to think about it but I'm at 140 chests with 0 items
That should be illegal wtf
That's disgusting
Why were you going for a dragon scim if you can’t do monkey madness?
I can do monkey madness as it's required for the recipe for disaster quest which unlocks a chest!
Cant you do fight caves/inferno? you don't loot anything when you kill the boss, just pops up in your inv
Unfortunately not, tis' not a chest!
Are you allowed to get & use an Iban's Staff?
I am allowed to do underground pass as it's required for SOTE to unlock the gauntlet, but I can't keep the staff as it's not from a chest
@@Tellacon Damn, that's rough.
Downgrading from 3k gloves to 2k gloves in wildy? Genius.
The sudden influx of pkers is most likely cause you started chasing the bots of by following them, theyre most likely related
People on stream said the same because it was always within minutes of following them 😂
Wild to see this reach end game content 😁
Slowly... ;)
Holy shit, it's DAVE!
DAVE!!
when your catching fish in that area you can click side to side to catch them quicker so they don't go passed you
I like afking
Hell yeah, new video
wtf is that blue orb in your invy @6:44
It's a dorgeshuun teleport orb called a dorgesh-kaan sphere
barrows items should actually increase in value being that less people will do it decreasing the supply or at the very least since they are not as good anymore it will be balanced
Bada-bing bada-bosh
The sex paddles is definitely the new name I’m using for those things lmao
Tell me I'm wrong haha
14:18 for face
Oh no
isnt... d scim locked behind mm1? i havent finished the video, but you keep saying you cant do mm1, then also that you need d scim for upgrade
It is.
mm1 is a req for rfd
I am allowed to do MM1 because it unlocked recipe for disaster, I said I can'/t do the awowegei part yet as it required mm1 and I didnt have it done at the time!
Any subquest of RFD is allowed basically
Nice intro
SPOILER SHIELD
Hehehe, a spoiler shield for a shield episode
Spoiler warning.... chests get opened
You are a hero
So ahh.. Torags hammers are also multi hit. Weaker but they could of been good for going for the sex paddles.
Since when is Colloseum the biggest challenge in game? Would say Blorva is much more difficult
Chest locked zuk helm when
It’s a part of the big 3
The Mickey Mouse laugh LOL!
dont forget to claim the xp rewards from mm1 D:
It's avoidable so I cannot!
I'm telling you, the more you complain about not getting a drop, the higher the drop rate becomes. it's weird voodoo magic.
I agree...
14:17 I saw you o.o
Why not get the other greegrees while you're there? 😒
Man didn't read updates, they nerfed zombie pirates down to 15% if u haven't done wildy med diaries 😂
Hell yeah
love the videos but the random screams are so loud
Yeah audio balance this video was tough because of a lot of it being recorded on stream, thought I caught most of them to turn them down but some got through, I'll try to fix it up next time
@@Tellacon
it's pronounced Mock-hwa-wheat.
Rad
Andrea Botez is SOOOOO fine
Let's go
Bro you gotta chill with these 6 minute ads. I’m sure they probably pay more but that is obnoxious…
Hang on haha, where is the 6 minute ad? It should be 60 seconds long!
@@Tellacon there were 3 different ad spots that I had my phone in my pocket, a lot of the time I’ll just let them run but it seemed like forever. I guess I don’t like 60 second ads. I’m not gonna stop watching your videos over it though but know that some random guy doesn’t like it.
@@SirAegeon Ahh so not the sponsor section? You mean like youtube ads okay, yeah apologies I don't directly control them, apparently the amount that plays and the length is based on what the viewer watches, so if you keep skipping ads on everyones videos, it should recommend you only skippable ads and such!
@@Tellacon Oh that’s interesting. Yea I don’t mind the in video plug you do, sometimes I skip through sometimes I don’t bother but yea the RUclips ads seem to know I was listening to your vid with my phone in my pocket because it was putting on super long ads apparently knowing I originally try to just wait them out.
Love your stuff man keep on keepin on.
are you drunk in this?
Hahahaha no, I tried a new style using mostly clips recorded on stream so some things are after my voice is strained
yeah, the combat rebalance is great, osrs's best updates are always when they copy things over from rs3
Soooo to be completely fair.. you are picking up monster drops to open chests.. hmm on the line with the rules here! Lol
One of my core rules from episode 1 is simply 'any repeatable chest must be able to be opened' and the only way to get zombie pirate keys is to kill zombie pirates!
I can however only kill npcs that drop chests or keys, such as if I got an abyssal demon slayer task from Krystillia, I could pick up larrans keys, but have to leave whips on the floor, it's how the rules have always been!
How u gonna open a chest without a key? The only drops he keeps are ones that open chests, have u been watching the series or...?
How u gonna open a chest without a key? The only drops he keeps are ones that open chests, have u been watching the series or...?
How u gonna open a chest without a key? The only drops he keeps are ones that open chests, have u been watching the series or...?
Literally key drops from monsters have been a core part of the series since the beginning lol, how do you miss that.
Your reaction to getting the drop you wanted was to curse Jesus? Kinda weird bro. That wasn't a conscious thought to use his name, was it? Osrs is cool and all but there's a spiritual war going on. Jesus is the way to heaven, to peace.