Here's How Trump Spends 60% Of His Day
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Donald Trump took to Twitter during his 'Executive Time' to explain how he spends his 'Executive Time.'
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We really can't get through a tweet without something being misspelled?
You killed it tonight Stephen!
'We' can, Trump can't. He's a poorly educated, dim-witted dunce. He's also excruciatingly dull and tiresome.
what do you meen ? :):)
the misspellings are tactic. More people will talk about it... Any publicity is good publicity -.-
@@corbeau-_- considering who were talking about, that makes sense.
because him misspelling word really means anything, maybe it can be used as a weapon by the small minded individuals and children. but who cares right! as long as your attack makes you laugh to yourself its okay.
I can’t believe I was part of that cheerful crowd today ❤️❤️❤️ He’s super funny. Thanks, #stephencolbert #lagcc for making my dream come through
Yes you live in a bubble.
Stephen reading Trump's tweets never gets old 😂
Dot, dot, dot, dot, dot. Classic.
@@MRayner59 foreal 😂 they made a dot dot dot clip a while ago of all of them, but I can't find it
@@DylanJamesCabo Great, now I have spend the next hour looking for that clip 😂
I always hear Stephen’s voice and pointing every time Drumpf poop tweets. 😂
@@mypillowguy445 for real!! Same here.
That Star Wads reference, I love when Stephen geeks out a little 😂💕
I'm 34... I have four presidents in my memory. 2 Democrats that were at least well-spoken and seemed intelligent during speeches... And 2 Republicans that seemed like total idiots. *SMH*
For those interested in some history and don't remember past Presidents, who's more corrupt in Congress between the Republicans and the Democrats?
When comparing criminal indictments of those serving in the executive branch of presidential administrations it's so lopsided as to be ridiculous.
So why don't we break it down by president and the numbers?
Obama (D) - 8yrs in office. zero criminal indictments, zero convictions, and zero prison sentences. so the next time somebody describes the Obama administration as "scandal free" they aren't speaking wishfully, they're simply telling the truth.
Bush, George W. (R) - 8yrs in office. 16 criminal indictments. 16 convictions. 9 prison sentences.
Clinton (D) - 8yrs in office. 2 criminal indictments. one conviction. one prison sentence. that's right nearly 8yrs of investigations. tens of millions spent and 30yrs of claiming them the most corrupt ever and there was exactly one person convicted of a crime.
Bush, George H. W. (R) - 4yrs in office. one indictment. one conviction. one prison sentence.
Reagan (R) - 8yrs in office. 26 criminal indictments. 16 convictions. 8 prison sentences.
Carter (D) - 4yrs in office. one indictment. zero convictions and zero prison sentences.
Ford (R) - 2 1/2 yrs in office. one indictment and one conviction. one prison sentence. Pardoned Richard Nixon.
Nixon (R) - 6yrs in office. 76 criminal indictments. 55 convictions. 15 prison sentences.
Johnson (D) - 5yrs in office. zero indictments. zero convictions. zero prison sentences.
So, let’s see where that leaves us. in the last 53 years Democrats have been in office for 25 of those years while Republicans held it for 28. In their 25yrs in office Democrats had a total of three executive branch officials indicted with one conviction and one prison sentence. That's one whole executive branch official convicted of a crime in two and a half decades of Democrat leadership.
In the 28yrs that Republicans have held office over the last 53yrs they have had a total of (a drum roll would be more than appropriate), 120 criminal indictments of executive branch officials. 89 criminal convictions and 34 prison sentences handed down. That's more prison sentences than years in office since 1968 for Republicans. If you want to count articles of impeachment as indictments (they aren't really but we can count them as an action), both sides get one more.
However, Clinton wasn't found guilty while Nixon resigned and was pardoned by Ford. So, those only serve to make Republicans look even worse.
With everything going on with Trump and his people right now, it's a safe bet Republicans are gonna be padding their numbers a bit real soon.
@@JohnSmith-fe5br neat
The quote Futurama about "Executive":
"It's a meaningless title, but it helps insecure people to feel better about themselves." *blends in Names of Executive Producers*
I often use Futurama az a reference myself.....
Good... Good...
Amidst all the 45 jokes, I truly love the digs at Mike Pence.
In all the horrors he would cause, were he allowed, he certainly doesn't deserve to be forgotten...
@@CloudsGirl7 Who??
@@clairduffy60 the white shadow of Trump
5.7 billion for a wall? How about 5.7 billion for schools and infrastructure. Educate the young and fix America. Mr President!
Guess what? 5.7 Billion is just the starting point regarding the cost of a wall blocking Mexico. 25 Billion is a more accurate total if this disaster is started. And, "Mr. President" doesn't care about schools, infrastructure, and fixing America.
Mace S. right!? thank you. I don't know why the media doesn't bring that up every time he starts talking s**t about the f*ing wall !!! 🤔 ✌🇺🇸
@@cmcordoYT The media needs to bring that up every time he starts talking s**t about the the f*ing wall. ✌🇺🇸
@Dave Pawson Dave for God's sake put down the meth pipe and get help. You're talking some crazy s**t. And maybe take the advice of that Delusional DICTATOR in office and go BACK TO SCHOOL ! 🤣✌🇺🇸
@@cmcordoYT $25 billion is way too low as well. That $5 billion is supposed to be used to build about 125 miles of wall, but the GAO says that cost estimate doesn't include the cost of building roads/power lines to the wall, the cost of acquiring the land, the lawsuits involved in seizing the land, or the additional costs added by the tariffs and inflation. Once you add those costs in, $5 billion would only build about 73 miles of wall, or 57 miles of wall if built of steel slats (due to higher steel tariffs).
Together, that's a cost of about $1 billion per 10 miles of wall. So if they want to build about 700 miles of wall, that's a cost of $70 billion, not $25 billion. And according to the right-leaning CATO institute, government projects are almost always 2-3 times more expensive than projected- or more, if implemented in a haphazard way like this one is done.
The fact that the DHS hasn't sent in a full cost-benefit analysis to the GAO and the CBO to be vetted tells us that the real cost is way higher than they are admitting. That's why they want to circumvent the correct process of planning ahead because they know once we start building the wall, we will be motivated to finish it no matter how much it costs in the end, just so we don't waste that $5 billion (i.e. the Sunk-Cost Fallacy).
I wait for these monologues
Who else likes the way Stephen says "Dot, dot, dot???
he doesn't say it as much as he acts '' dot, dot, dot ''
Tickles me every time. 😁
csea peru DAHT, DAHT DAHT DAHT .😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is so good at it..
Someone should do a compilation of all his dhat daht dhaaats
Nice to see Trump taking a break from taking a break
What does that even mean
@@DugComer Apply what little brain juice you may have and figure it out nipple head. Its called sarcasm.
He might get too fatigued from all that and have to go to Mar-El-Lago for a break.
@@DugComer WHOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!
@@DugComer means youre an idiot.
Who misses having an actual President😢
Trump proves we can get by with no president whatsoever, at least for two years at a stretch.
@@Cryptonymicus rite on
@Cosmic Fool nope dot dot dot. Not this fool
Some people want a President to be bipartisan; we wound up with one who is apparently bipolar.
OUCH!!! lol
Aye, depressed and "awesome" at the same time.
Umm, not bipolar. Just constantly low energy and useless. At least bipolar people have their high energy cycles.
@@cesarebachelli He has his high energy cycles when he is at a rally spewing hatred and racism.
Hey- I resent that. I'm NOTHING like him!
A national emergency but time for a rally and a game of golf.
serious business is discussed on the golf course
Stephen's joke about "combing the law" in Drumpfs voice was toooo
F U N N Y! 😅
Please tell me I'm not the only person that screamed when I saw Pence's head.
Mira Stone You’re hilarious!!! I shuddered
Trump says the Democrats are angry yet he is the one yelling on Twitter everyday.
Also is only truly happy when he has his fans cheering for him, seriously it's the only time he smiles (besides the times he gets to see Putin)
Orange Man Bad. I Agree.
@Tony Quinn awww was someone mean to daddy trump? ):
@@tonyquinn22 good thing we agree on something. Two things, actually: that Trump is orange and he is bad (for the country, environment, anyone not white, or orange, or rich, or male, or simply not him, you may continue the list yourself, you're smart bot, aren't you?). And people say different sides can't find a compromise!
🙄
The last time he made eye contact with Putin was embarrassing.
I honestly thought Donnie was gonna piss himself.
That's narcissism right there.
Compulsive liars usually present the truth as an exact opposite of reality.
Varrig's Channel that sums up all these late night show hosts.
Samuel Alexander exactly fuck these guys.
That Minnesota weather looks like the past few days here in Washington state, except we're not used to it.
Again, can you imagine what they'd be saying if this was Obama's sched???
I don't think they be saying anything, just muffled grunts as they all get red-faced choking on their rage.
Obama didnt address the haters, because unlike trump, he knew actions spoke a lot more volumes than empty words.
tom mcfeely if only the entire world saw how the value of actions makes most all words meaningless
They would have impeached Obama after his first week!
They would've assassinated him.. he wouldn't have done quarter of the damage Trump has done before something extreme would've happened to him.
The spectre of Trump tweeting something moronic is always out there.
Too bad we can't call in an exorcist for said spectre.
More like the absolute certainty of moronic tweets. As if that's his goal, not an accident - anything to sow turmoil throughout the USA. Like a Russian provocateur might do...
@@grmpEqweer Love it !!
Trump tweeting something moronic isn't exactly a spectre... it's more of a regular natural phenomenon by now. Like tides. Or sunset.
Lol
has anyone taken all the missng letters from his tweets to see if he is sending messages via typo?
Jeremy Colli, Trump isn’t that intelligent.
“Comb through the law”?
I want you to comb THE DESERT!!
Today, Trump tweeted “No president ever worked harder than me (cleaning up the mess I inherited)!” If he doesn’t realize that’s patently false in every respect and is simply lying (as he does the way most folks breathe), then he’s completely delusional and needs to be immediately removed from office under the 25th Amendment for being mentally unfit.
No president ever worked as hard as the one taking office after Trump will have to.
...President Lisa Simpson
Well, he is working 2 jobs, after all. Running the government is just part-time. He’s still running all his own businesses. He never divested
ORANGE MAN
BAD!
@@praetor4118 no, Orange Man stupid...there's a difference. Most us not being paid by Russia get it.
@@LupineShadowOmega O R A N G E M A N B A D !
i am not dumb and letting sharply dressed tv host man funny guy think for me, i think for myself! he bad! stephen colbarto telled me so!!!
Thank goodness for colbert.
For real though
America: I don't believe things can get worse than the 35-day Shutdown and the blackface scandals from the last few weeks...
Trump: Hold my -beer- Diet Coke...
More like "Hold my sexy photos of Ivanka..."
America: The yellow liquid inside that glass you're holding with both hands isn't beer Mr. President...
M more like.. hold my triple whooper
Hold my hamberder*
trump: hold my beer while i pick another beer
The guy laughing in the background at 2:30, whoever you are, I want to thank you. Your laugh combined with the punch line always manages to makes me laugh till I have tears in my eyes.
That was the camera man, you can hear him laughing in other bits
I agree. Their laugh is great.
Sounds like EdcMahon
I always thought it was "Jim"? The guy Colbert often asks questions on dates like: "Today? This was today, this afternoon?" :) Might be a producer or stagemanager...
Dave Goodwin ol ed was the greatest of laughers. sat nite live did a bit on him.hire ed McMahon to liven up any party that may be dull or dragging.
Trump doesn't understand that investigating him is the "fun"
Now if they can just speed up the process 😳 vote this loser out 👉
I am the greatest Peesident ever and I spend my days running my tremendously bigly Vladministration.
I am the epitome of greatness hard at work.
Or hardly at work.
What ever.
And, Mr. President, what about Benghazi...errr... I mean Niger?
@Ann B
Everybody lies to me these days.
Except for my old friend Vlad of course, I can always trust Vlad.
I am going to order myself a dozen hamberders with union rings.
All that executive time makes my absolutely gluttonous.
𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐀 2019
𝐌y 𝐀dministration 𝐆ot 𝐀rrested 😲
i wish it was 100% executive time
I think you need Pence's "job" for that.
@markmac lol, bring out the guillotine
@@Gauss6174 let them eat cake
I'm sure it is!
@@abouttogiveyasomefacts5574 Let them snort coke more like.
I always thought 'Executive Time' was code for using the bathroom.
Love Stephen Colbert, always delivers hilarious monologues! Great writers! Great Show!!💖
Can we just have one tweet without any drastic spelling errors? It always on the most important words too.
Muderers are very dangerous! Whenever they show up, they muddy the waters.
Coincidentally, I am watching this video during my executive time! :D
Muderers...... im dead!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
In my house 'executive time' is the byword for sitting on the can.. And considering Donnie's diet.. it might well mean that in the White House, too.
And with that diet, I'm pretty sure he engages in pre executive time better known as dulcolax
Always classy bro! 👌
@@CAMM-CynthiaM Nice to know it has a proper name.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's getting harder and harder to criticize our great president with a straight face, isn't it?
I wish if Steph Colbert 🤨 will only do a show by just reading Trump’s tweets. I bet it will be hell of fun.
The only thing's he's working on is a horrible tan, hair club, golf club, strip club, and impeachment.
Is that Hair Club for Men? Lol...
Reset the clock, Trump misspelled another word.
For Christ's sake I'm dyslexic & even I can spell better than Donald Trump!
Same
Can you pronounce the word "anonymous"? Trump can't. He tried it twice in the same speech and muffed it both times.
that comment actually made me Lol🗣😂
@@Cryptonymicus Jesus Christ its not even that hard!
Me too.
I'm sorry but what has he done other than *GIVE THE TOP 1% A TAX CUT* ?
kevinmuehl Muehlkevin he also cut taxes down to nearly nothing for banks and corporations and permanently tarnished the rule of law, encouraging insane new levels and access to easy white collar crime and corruption
@@headcold7250 -- Hey, he's encouraged racists and white supremacists! Don't forget that accomplishment!
Prison reform.
@@chibz92 -- Fair point. If he gets blamed for all the bad stuff in this administration, he should get some credit for the good stuff. Which is prison reform and, uh. . .
He also split up families and then deported some of the parents.
The only good thing happening to me this week is Stephen Colbert.
What about John oliver?
@@Nakano1254
Technically that's next week.
@@danielgehring7437 damn. I want to know what that photo of John oliver looking like miss America is about
I hope you're wrong and something good happens after all.
The American public deserves seeing the Golden shower video being released! Trump will be Pissed off while being Pissed on....
Don't you think they suffered enough? 😳
Mike Pence staring through your window.
Sweet dreams everybody.
Pence is just creepy.
I think you guys are creepier
I live in TN... We have Mudderers all over the state! Someone come clean their trucks!
Can we take a minute to acknowledge that 45 can't get through a single tweet without misspelling a word that a 5th grader can spell? Muderers?
If he doesn't have dementia, then we have just elected history's stupidest president.
@Dak Lamerbusch i also like 🍊Mussolini, 🍑🍄, 💩🤡, Agolf Twittler, Cadet Donny Bonespures, Individual 1, and yes, Spanky 😏
LW: We all make typos but he's the President who should care enough about how it reflects back on him to spell-check or proof his tweets. On the other hand, he's right in assuming that for his base, his lack of spelling and grammer just makes him one of them. Let's face it, the only country he is President of is about a third of the nation. That's the one fact I think he IS aware of because they are the only voters he knows he can bamboozle.
I just do NOT understand how it is possible for him to make as many errors as he does! Does he have someone turn off auto-correct entirely on all of his devices? I can totally picture that actually. He believes himself to be so intelligent and so well educated. So much smarter than a smart phone!
Honestly, A pet peeve of mine is when RUclipsrs spell words incorrectly on their titles and thumbnails. I can't even watch the video when they are like that. If you can't take the time to spell check the content that you are putting out, I can't take the time to watch it.
These tweets are significantly more widespread. People in other countries read them, Leaders of other countries read them! PLEASE, take the extra 90 seconds of your (executive) time and read the dang tweet before you hit send! Lol. Rant complete!
@Dak Lamerbusch Point well taken. I usually use TRE45ON but I was pressed for time.
He can't be both? Stupid AND demented?
"A nice day in Minnesota, or a bad day on the Ice Planet Hoth."
You're not wrong, Stephen. You're definitely not wrong. Now, where'd my Tauntaun run off to?
Muderer? Lol Do they carry smocking guns?
Yes, and they drink covfefe, too!
Hahaha thats funny !!
Doesn’t get ANY BETTER then Colbert AND Oliver. That was incredible. Much respect. You guys rock.
He sounds just like Eric Cartman! "Screw you guys, I'm going HOME!"
Trump: "build the wall"
Trump: "we are gonna build a big beautiful wall"
Trump: "Mexico will pay for the wall"
Trump: "Congress needs to pay for the wall"
Trump: "we will pay for the wall through our military"
Trump: "we are already building the wall"
Trump: "I will shutdown the government if Congress doesn't fully pay for the wall"
Trump: "Call it steel slots, fence, or whatever you want"
Trump: "I didn't say we are gonna build a wall from sea to shining sea"
Trump: "we already have a wall"
Trump: "I will declare a national emergency to get money for the wall"
Trump: "we need to build a wall to protect our troops on the border"
@@DrWhom Only 4?
@Deipatrous A wall won't work. If you weren't too busy fearmongering, you'd realize that when democrats say "border security" they mean effective methods like motion sensors and cameras and more border patrol agents. No politician has ever said they want open borders because that's career suicide. Coded language is obviously dead since trumpets need to be told in very clear terms exactly what to believe and exactly who to hate.
Man, how do any of his supporters keep up? Oh yeah, they support him because they don’t keep up.
@@subtleusername5475 coded language isn't dead yet, since "border security" is code for "white security." A swath of White America is afraid of losing the majority; the Great Wall of Trump is a desperate and transparent attempt at slowing down the browning of America.
@DrMossydog Their's no "could be" about it, he's MOST DEFINITELY 100% CERTIFIABLY INSANE!!!!
Actually he spends it watching Fox in the mirror
Rage tweeting on the toilet, eating fast food, and golfing.
I love going to fox and inquisitively ask...
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Where is that series of speed bumps the border congressman doesn't want?
And is anyone from his original staff remaining?
What's space force?.. Mic Drop.
@@kimberlys8422 He very realistically does what I said and the first two things you said all at once on a regular basis. Golfing during all of that would be genuinely impressive
Mike pence peeping through window looks same as he was in SOTU... Lit💯
Trump couldn’t fight General Winter because he dodged the draft with bonespurs.
Trump couldn't fight General Disarray and Professor Chaos.
Gotta hand it to Stephen Colbert. The ABSOLUTELY funniest late night talk show host. I LOVE his Trump voice. laughing out loud for real over here.
His still crying about 2016, and he's going to be crying again when Trump gets reelected.
Those mudderers -- always mixing cocktails whilst driving.
Ah, yes, because that's what those squashing sticks are called!
I went Harry Potter... mud bloods... but I like yours better
DrMossydog Damn it, I hope I’m not coming down with Trump-brain!
State of Emergency... Impending shut down.... Everything is fine so just relax. That's our President! *Plays whimsical music*
yeah Yakey Sax, Benny Hill theme song cued
Nambia! Thought you forgot about us.
Nambia, like the Bowling Green Massacre, will never be forgotten.
@@ValerieJNorse Many Nambians died that day.
Boy you better put them blinds up
I was going to write, "You mean, 'Girl, you better put them blinds up'". . .but no, no, I think you have it right.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I Still Know What You Did Last Shutdown!"😄
Individual-1 doesn't understand that being essentially the most influential world leader isn't a 9-5 job. He clearly has no interest in being the president of the US and upholding its responsibilities.
I love how when Stephen mentions jail/prison, the band plays the opening notes of “Jailhouse Rock.”
Minnesota Senator Amy Kloubachar announced her Presidential candidacy at 5:13 while outside in a snowstorm. Amy displayed her toughness by standing in a blizzard. This should impress some voters!
Awesome! Love this show!
Ali Abbasi there’s a tiny cartoon mouse hiding somewhere in that hat of yours....
Build the wall around the White House and add water until we stop hearing noises.
I know the country is paying D.T. a lot of money to work, but the less work he does the safer I feel.
I agree. The less he does, the better our country stands. The country is paying him via his resorts he makes his Secret Service pay for, for his and Melania's unnecessary trips, for all that fast food, for tax benefits he gets via the tax changes, personally pockets the membership fees and annual dues Bedminster’s members pay.
USA Today: "70% of buyers of Trump properties were limited liability companies - corporate entities that allow people to purchase property without revealing all of the owners' names. That compares with about 4% of buyers in the two years before." Overall in 2017, the paper reported, Trump's companies "sold more than $35 million in real estate ... mostly to secretive shell companies that obscure buyers' identities." Mysterious investors suddenly pouring tens of millions of dollars into Trump coffers."
These are just a few, so if Trump cult members start claiming that he doesn't get a salary because he donates it all, make sure they Google the information to find the truth. He has donated his first quarter salary to government organizations, but I haven't heard anything more than that.
"Loosen up and have fun"
Or as he usually says to women:
"Don't clench up, I'm going in dry"
"Hickory dickory dock." LMFAO So glad Jon feels comfy interjecting now really adds to the show IMHO 😭😭
What's going on is that he needs to invest into some hooked on phonics. 😂
wait, what? i had to rewind 3 times- a wall to protect the troops on the border???? ffs.
Nonya Bizness lmao he goes back and forth more than a pornstar with his positions and (un-)reasoning
It's a national emergency, folks, so just relax and have fun.
5:30 - she's not a tauntaun - a tauntaun would freeze in that weather. :D
He said she NEEDS a tauntaun
@@gregoryashton oh! Haha! My mistake! :) regardless, the tauntaun would still freeze...
0:34 Was “Shutdown 2: Electric Boogaloo” too obvious?
This Time, It's Personal.
Shutdown 2: Electoral Bungalow....This time, his reasoning comes from "his" down under!
So many "muderers"
60% executive time. 40% nap time.
Plus 30% wee-wee time.
@@Cryptonymicus That's included in nap time. Hint:Adult Pampers
Still thinking it means napping in front of the TV.
Thats what REAL BOSSES do...
Need my colbert fix
Weekends are so hard without his loving.
Dodelijke Koninkrijk Colbert suppresses free speech. We are hundreds and we will spread the word with proof
T Mobile sucks Locks Up
Everyone needs their "fix" of hate and addiction when they are as bigoted as you. Welcome to the far far "Right" club! The far right as you see it is your own reflection.
Patrick Rathbone please tell me that was sarcasm
He picked Al Paso because it’s not a dangerous city which shows how much of a coward he really is 🤔
This guy also has a bigger ego than the last presidents combined together.
yeah, like the last ten Presidents combined, and then some 🤔
MIMI BEARDSLEY!!!!
I wish i could get for doing nothing.... i mean executive time.
Once you go Black?
Anything but Orange.
Hindsight 20/20
orannnngeeee maaaan baaaaaaaaad
His tv screen must need a daily squeegeeing to deal with the layer of spittle and bits of hamburger from the 8 straight hours of screaming at it.
Never mind what needs to be cleaned off after he's done humping Sean Hannity's image.
"Oh, you like that, don't you, naughty boy... whisper your alternative facts to me...."
Don't you mean hamberder? Lol
Plenty of undocumented housekeepers to keep hannity and Tucker looking extra shiny. No worries
@@TheRogueWolf Now my brain needs a squeegee.
New Message - They just scrape it onto another plate and give it back for breakfast. You know, a pound or two of salt and an entire bottle of catsup and it's as good as new.
As someone who lives in and works in Minnesota, I can confirm that was one of our better weather days.
“There’s been a muder” - president Taggart (Scottish mother coming through)
Was waiting for the upload 😀
I still cant decide if trump is smarter than the base or not
He is. But the base is running away with it and about to take your nation down.
We need to declare a state of emergency. We have a Sociopath For a president.
JJ , I know we have a president to prove it.
Over two years of having complete control of the government -- the presidency, both Houses of Congress, and the Supreme Court and they didn’t bother to get their worthless wall funded because it’s unpopular and a waste of money, but as soon as the Dems took over the House of Reps, Crooked Trump and his gang of thugs demand a wall! This clearly shows these Republican crooks don’t know how to run the governmnent, they are in office to simply serve as antagonists to whatever the Dems try to do for the American people!
Fiat Ziggurat obviously, the 25th amendment. It protects us from sociopaths like Trump. Trump is obese they change your number from 30.1 to 29.9 so they can say he’s not obese. The man is obese Mentally unfit, he can’t spell, he doesn’t want to work and is the laziest president we’ve ever had. He’s a complete moron. Go ahead and continue to put your head up his ass.
let me guess. A politician who is trying to do what he promised is a sociopath?? Hmmmm
I agree he is doing very well, strong economy, peace with n.korea. It will be hard to bring him down. We need do something.
Jon Batiste was hilarious LOL
pence is like that guy hanging around at the park. He seems to just be there, never doing anything but waiting.
good to see colbert after two days off which felt like a week
Trump: i am going to declare national emergency because the country is in crisis due to illegal aliens
Also Trump: country is doing fine. Chill and have a little fun. 🤯
OMG I hadn't even noticed that one! Thanks!
@@danielgehring7437 That what Colbert meant by "mixed messages".
@@alainarchambault2331
Well yeah but I'd forgotten about how we're about to have martial law.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Very sharp observation!👍
Seems like trump is ALWAYS on Twitter 😂!
Trump is on Twitter when he's on the shitter
Reminds me of Rihanna's line in Battleship, "Mahala, motherf...[BOOOOM"😂😂]
When will this Insanity called Trump going to end.
LibHunk 5.5 more yrs. 😂
LibHunk, Want to make it go away ?VOTE in 2020!!! ✌🇺🇸
@@railrider4745 yeah in your DELUSIONAL DREAMS !!! And your DELUSIONAL DICTATOR will be GONE like a bad dream!!! 🤣🇺🇸
George B good luck 😂
@@railrider4745 2 more yrs! 😄🇺🇸
She looked like a snowman women, yeah that's pretty much presidential harassment.
We need a Colbert in Brazil, we have a trump fan president.
Chupa que é doce petralha
@@amazonasjuliana desculpa, deixa eu ver se entendí. Quem é contra o seu presidente que todos já viram que não é flor que se cheire é do partido que você não gosta? Explica aí pro mundo!
As someone from Minnesota, I can confirm that that was indeed one of the nicer days.
❄️❄️❄️It was a gorgeous day! No tailgating AT ALL! ❄️❄️❄️ (Minnesota seriously gives "chill" a fresh definition.)
And they shipped in maga wearing folks from 9hours away... who do not live in El Paso... how desparate is that? That they need people from outside for crowd numbers and not those from El Paso who think their city isn't safe?
Unbelievable!
@@ca6177 That's how they used to do it in the old days... They'd ship in KKK to small towns to try to rile up anger and support.. We'd throw rocks and ship 'em back..
@@ursaltydog We did the same thing in Sacramento.
who pays for those paid "supporters"?
@@mainmast8955 Guess is as good as mine.. but I would imagine the many Republican think tanks.. or even Trump's reelection 2020 campaign fund..
Was watching a documentary on Mr. RODGERS on HBO the other night and laughed because the one "bad guy" on the King Friday the 13, built a border wall to stop immigration. Mr. Rodgers wrote that in I believe 1967.
Everybody laughed at that in the theater.