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The vascular guy is that vascular because the is working out and pumped, but has also probably spent the night hooked up to a Nitric Oxide IV. Many bodybuilders use Nitric oxide to increase their vascularity for shows.
There is a comic called Awkward Yeti that is full of great medical humor, including turning the organs into their own characters. These would make a great video.
i got mine when i was 19.... 15mins with paperwork 10mins with a talk to the doctor, he wanted to clear his mind that this was not a mistake for me (i guess this is very common for younger people who request it be done) 10mins for the task a slow 10min walk to the car 12 hours later, was able to walk around with minor weirdness and 2 days later, was able to do pretty much everything.
@@MoonLiteNite A lot of people seem to think if you get a vasectomy, you can't ejaculate anymore, you still ejaculate, there just isn't any sperm in the semen anymore.
I think it was one of your videos where you were talking about the 'funny bone'. I know what's happening is the ulnar nerve, but recently a nurse I know said it was a play on words, humerus vs humorous... funny bone. Makes sense to me! Love your videos!
The water fountain having two streams probably relates to how sometimes when people pee, instead of a normal stream, they'll have like two streams or sometimes it'll be like a spray bottle (all over the place).
Having been in the military, I too am familiar with overdosing on water to force yourself to pee with an audience. I hated it every time. I actually made myself throw up on accident at MCT trying to make sure I was stuffed with enough water to go on the first try lol.
Maybe you could react to Scooby-Doo shows and movies? Examples: Scooby Doo Legend of the Phantosaur- Shaggy at the doctor office Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated- The second patient having cicadas in his body and panicking (When the Cicadas Call episode) etc.
The one with the faucet splitting into two streams is referencing when guys get a clog while peeing, and the urine splits into two different directions.
I just called in to work and told them I couldn't make it in today. When they asked why I told them my doctor just prescribed me a playlist to watch and it sounded pretty urgent. I think they understood.
2:24 This has gotten so bad and so often for me that now when I'm at home, I pee sitting down. My stream of pee would split into 2 or spray like a garden hose with the flat setting
Any US Navy Vet will understand the "watch" joke. As a general rule, every USN ship still has 1 "trough urinal", generally close to Medical. They detail 1 or 2 observers, and the "chosen ones" line up side by side at the trough with little cups in hand and "hang it out" under the watchful eye of the observers. Trivia... Remember all of those fancy multi-sided dice used for Dungeons and Dragons? My ship had a pair of the 10-sided dice which were rolled at appropriate times by the Medical Officer. If he rolled say a "3" and a "7", you would shortly hear over the 1MC (shipwide speakers) "All personnel with Social Security numbers ending in 3 or 7, report to Medical for Urinalysis". The USN performs random drug tests unless circumstances require something else. Quick and easy method to come up with two random numbers between 0 and 9. I'll not describe what a "cruise sock" is, other than to say you probably don't want it on your foot. Sailors are away from their wives/girlfriends for extended periods. Use your imagination.
My dad has a bad back from a broken back he was told to keep running with in the army, a metal knee, and is on many pain killers. Since he was 26 he has not been without pain. He recently had a surgery that put a little pack in his side that zaps his spinal nerves to stop the pain signals from his back. He now feels the pain that he couldn't feel from his knees and such. But his GP said to him "You're Obese and need to loose weight, that's all" I have never lost respect for a doctor so fast. Some people just shouldn't be doctors.
Long story short: Ativan is NOT cool if you don't need it. I was given it in the ER post seizure (indicated) and then the ward doctor kept me on it (against treatment order from the ER) when he thought I was delusional because of my answers to his questions. I wasn't, and it took 2-3 days to convince him (along with threats, AMA attempts...) that I wasn't lying to him. The ER doc who treated me (a family friend, who KNEW I wasn't lying), was LIVID with the ward doc when he found out. It was taken out of the treatment, and took days to 'come down' from it...
i know its not normal but i also dont want to google it and scare myself shitless but the "go to the bathroom when you have the signal" quip reminded me that my body just doesn't tell me when i need to use the bathroom until i'm about to burst so to speak. it made public school a nightmare ( for the teachers )
I have such bad anxiety that even if I’m in a stall if there is a line behind me I literally can’t pee. It happens at school, work, sporting events u name it. I would die if someone had to watch me pee 💀😂
The funny thing is that even when memes are only meant to be understood by men and yet every woman I know understands them and they find it even funnier than us guys do.
I stopped going to a Dr because they have to many patients and don't actually bother to diagnose me fully. So thank you all Doctors that have just given up and only show up for a pay cheque
I hit my funnybone several months ago and I can't feel my ring fing or pinky since on that hand now but I also seem to be immune to hitting that funnybone now. A fair trade honestly, Considering how often I hit that and how little the fingers get used in a way that requires feeling. Also I think the wet socks one wasn't talking about trenchfoot...
Couple of times I've hit my funny bone hard enough that it sent excruciating lingering nerve pain from the tip of my fingers to my shoulder, worse pain than when I broke and dislocated my wrist, but not as bad when I bent my wrist the wrong way to gross out my friends... :D
I have never understood people who put their wallet in their back pocket, As a magician for 20+ years I can tell you, Pick Pocketing is an actual skill people can master and learn, a Magician uses it with intention on giving the item back but some people who learn how to do it have other intentions in mind, the back pocket is one of the easiest ways to get a wallet, a front pocket is much more difficult, not impossible but very risky nonetheless
I've never had anybody try to snag my wallet from my back pocket that I noticed. Perhaps I've just been lucky. Perhaps the fact that my holster slightly overlaps my back pocket is a deterrent.
They always say medical professionals and those working in health care need to be polite and not point out and make comments on patient's weight, but not the other way round! I was on a clinical placement and had put on a little weight over the Christmas holidays, had a patient make a joke about me not getting cold and patted my stomach! 😂 Needless to say I didn't mind and it was hilarious, but it's the principal of it!
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Day 5 of asking Doctor ER to react to Call of Duty injuries
Her: My husband has a sex drive what can I give him
Doctor: my number
Fun fact: the FOS in the hungarian language means poop 😂
The vascular guy is that vascular because the is working out and pumped, but has also probably spent the night hooked up to a Nitric Oxide IV. Many bodybuilders use Nitric oxide to increase their vascularity for shows.
That wasn't dirty socks we all know what it was
His idea of using the wrong sock shows he has a pure mind and is just a sweetheart
Yup. So innocent and pure.
He ain't got time to mess with the dirty 🤪
@@dundee6402 have you seen his wife? He ain't gotta worry about no damn socks. 😏
As a guy I do not get it.
It's a sock you cum into, your foot is wet because of your sperm
I love how pure he is..😂 the wet sock meme was a little different from what he thought
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I thought the same as him until I read your comment.
@@Invictus-Solaris I'm sorry man 😂
@@Sir-picklez 🤣
U mean girlfriend socks 🧦😅
So... Who wants to explain the sock to the doc? Or shall we keep him pure?
Damn it man i didn't get the joke there until i read your comment..... I'm changed now
OH NO HE HEARTED IT, DID SOMEONE DO IT FOR US
Nose Goes
What…??? If this is a sex joke can someone explain?
@@ninjafalls1739 you “finish” in the sock.
Literally spit my drink out at the unexpected “dribble dribble” guy lol. Wasn’t expecting that
1:12
“If you’re shaking it too much, stop playing with it!” Greatest line ever!🤣🤣🤣
There is a comic called Awkward Yeti that is full of great medical humor, including turning the organs into their own characters. These would make a great video.
I could look into it! Thanks for the recommendation!
@@DoctorER i never seen you react to a music and If you dont have any ideas i recommend DWTD(dumb ways to die) i think you would like it
I'm laughing hard at the sock meme, he's so innocent
The memes you put in these videos make me laugh! Thanks Doc!
I had a vasectomy years ago and I sure got a surprise when it wasn't even close to how bad it's portrayed on tv and in movies.
I got one awhile ago as well. Not that bad, honestly. I was more uncomfortable than I was in pain.
i got mine when i was 19....
15mins with paperwork
10mins with a talk to the doctor, he wanted to clear his mind that this was not a mistake for me (i guess this is very common for younger people who request it be done)
10mins for the task
a slow 10min walk to the car
12 hours later, was able to walk around with minor weirdness and 2 days later, was able to do pretty much everything.
@@MoonLiteNite A lot of people seem to think if you get a vasectomy, you can't ejaculate anymore, you still ejaculate, there just isn't any sperm in the semen anymore.
@@MoonLiteNite with 19? Why?
@@gaymohammed3137 Some people have inherited issues such as birth defects which they would prefer to not pass on to offspring.
I think it was one of your videos where you were talking about the 'funny bone'. I know what's happening is the ulnar nerve, but recently a nurse I know said it was a play on words, humerus vs humorous... funny bone. Makes sense to me! Love your videos!
The water fountain having two streams probably relates to how sometimes when people pee, instead of a normal stream, they'll have like two streams or sometimes it'll be like a spray bottle (all over the place).
post nut forked pee stream
usually after sexual release that happens especially if you don't go right away xD
when you're playing contra and you pick up the spread shot.
It is specifically referring to a post kinky time pee stream.
Was gonna come comment and say the same, really think it was referring to the pee stream not being singular sometimes. 😅
Having been in the military, I too am familiar with overdosing on water to force yourself to pee with an audience. I hated it every time. I actually made myself throw up on accident at MCT trying to make sure I was stuffed with enough water to go on the first try lol.
If you have Body Modesty issues, the US Navy is a great cure. Privacy is a civilian luxury.
Жаль что у вас нет закрытых кабинок, я обычно жду пока все сделают своё дело
Maybe you could react to Scooby-Doo shows and movies? Examples:
Scooby Doo Legend of the Phantosaur- Shaggy at the doctor office
Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated- The second patient having cicadas in his body and panicking (When the Cicadas Call episode)
etc.
Thanks for recommendation!
"Nobody runs in your family" was the funniest. It's a concise, direct rebuke to the patient by using his own claim.
Hey doc. I have a question.
Does a stab in someone's back with a butterfly knife, (like i do it) actually kill humans in one stab?
*snort snort*
Only in the right places
@@Shaosprojects
*haw haw haw ha*
*frensh snort intensifys*
@@ciccide if you hit the spine, probably
snort
@@kriminellerbusfahrer5991 no, that'd just paralyze them, not kill right away
1:44 Man, Shrully never fails to put a smile on my face. :)
2:26 когда ты писаешь иногда струя раздваивается и переходит в хард мод
Ой жизненно
Жизааа
Dude is the only person who can explain the joke without making it unfunny
Dr mike is better
@@Roaldytalks why do we gotta pit two bad bitches against each other 😔
You may wanna watch doctor mike, he seems like a good competitor for it.
@@charlieflight6124 in my opinion doctor mike is more entertaining
@@Roaldytalks well, I didn't ask for your opinion now did i?
This man is basically Bill Nye The Science Guy cause whe all love him
Haha thank you for the support!
@@DoctorER No problem man
I always dislike Bill Nye
@@hellfire66683 And he dislikes you
@@w4976. sweet that means I'll lose zero sleep tonight over it.
The one with the faucet splitting into two streams is referencing when guys get a clog while peeing, and the urine splits into two different directions.
neither of those directions being at the damn bowl, lol
@@brigschmeltzer7567 One of them always hits your leg. The other, tends to be random.
2:10 Ah, the days when I thought "deal with it" meant to actually solve the problem.
Great video, definitely do more of this! 😂
Thanks!
1:20 a trick to reduce that. Lightly squeeze and slide up, putting pressure on the bottom center. You'll pinch it and force some of it up and out.
I just called in to work and told them I couldn't make it in today. When they asked why I told them my doctor just prescribed me a playlist to watch and it sounded pretty urgent. I think they understood.
2:24 This has gotten so bad and so often for me that now when I'm at home, I pee sitting down. My stream of pee would split into 2 or spray like a garden hose with the flat setting
Any US Navy Vet will understand the "watch" joke. As a general rule, every USN ship still has 1 "trough urinal", generally close to Medical. They detail 1 or 2 observers, and the "chosen ones" line up side by side at the trough with little cups in hand and "hang it out" under the watchful eye of the observers.
Trivia... Remember all of those fancy multi-sided dice used for Dungeons and Dragons? My ship had a pair of the 10-sided dice which were rolled at appropriate times by the Medical Officer. If he rolled say a "3" and a "7", you would shortly hear over the 1MC (shipwide speakers) "All personnel with Social Security numbers ending in 3 or 7, report to Medical for Urinalysis". The USN performs random drug tests unless circumstances require something else. Quick and easy method to come up with two random numbers between 0 and 9.
I'll not describe what a "cruise sock" is, other than to say you probably don't want it on your foot. Sailors are away from their wives/girlfriends for extended periods. Use your imagination.
Obesity runs in my family meme was my favorite 🤣 no one in my family runs either
The first meme is why I’ve been wearing cargo pants for the last decade. My back already has enough problems
I'm pretty confident that the doc knows what the sock joke was actually about, he just tried to not show it and keep it clean for youtube.
I can't wait for him to catch on. The "dirty" sock Yea something definitely dirty did happen
Dirty socks or creamy socks?! haha
0:38 I always put my wallet in my front pocket and I didn’t even know about that
1:50
Your innocence is wholesome
1:50…..he „used“ the sock…
Да
Can’t wait for the female version 🤣
My dad has a bad back from a broken back he was told to keep running with in the army, a metal knee, and is on many pain killers. Since he was 26 he has not been without pain. He recently had a surgery that put a little pack in his side that zaps his spinal nerves to stop the pain signals from his back. He now feels the pain that he couldn't feel from his knees and such.
But his GP said to him "You're Obese and need to loose weight, that's all"
I have never lost respect for a doctor so fast. Some people just shouldn't be doctors.
He didn't understand, 1:44 and 2:24 , the doc is so pure!
4:00 I ended up getting badly constipated once, it got noticed before it became a bad problem. But I had to "flush my system" worst time I've had.
Oh man… the dirty socks… you didn’t understand that? I’ve never used a sock and I still understand it 😂
Sperm. The joke is sperm.
I love your video and u make people happy and laugh every time you post and u make them want to subscribe to you because u are so awesome
Thank you 🙏
2:30 Я девушка, но это поняла😂
1:47 поверьте носки не грязные, они "использованые"
Long story short: Ativan is NOT cool if you don't need it. I was given it in the ER post seizure (indicated) and then the ward doctor kept me on it (against treatment order from the ER) when he thought I was delusional because of my answers to his questions. I wasn't, and it took 2-3 days to convince him (along with threats, AMA attempts...) that I wasn't lying to him. The ER doc who treated me (a family friend, who KNEW I wasn't lying), was LIVID with the ward doc when he found out. It was taken out of the treatment, and took days to 'come down' from it...
i know its not normal but i also dont want to google it and scare myself shitless but the "go to the bathroom when you have the signal" quip reminded me that my body just doesn't tell me when i need to use the bathroom until i'm about to burst so to speak. it made public school a nightmare ( for the teachers )
Yeah.... "Dirty" Socks
0:18 not if your phone is in your other back pocket
2:26 sometimes when I pee, it goes in two directions for some reason
The wet sock one lol
I have such bad anxiety that even if I’m in a stall if there is a line behind me I literally can’t pee. It happens at school, work, sporting events u name it. I would die if someone had to watch me pee 💀😂
4:04 mine is when I fart. A lot. That's sometimes my signal for when duty calls.
when he was talking about lower back pain in the begining,it made me think of uncle from rdr
The funny thing is that even when memes are only meant to be understood by men and yet every woman I know understands them and they find it even funnier than us guys do.
Great video. You make learning fun and that's always amazing. Thank you.
1:44 uhm yeah…let’s go with that doc 😂
he's too precious nobody give him the alternate sock meme
Maybe you could react to Tom and Jerry cartoons! And I'm not going to give you examples because every episode is an example
How innocent he are
2:25 it’s so annoying when that happens because all the pee goes on the toilet seat
2:25 I think that's a reference to having two urethras.
I like the Dr. meme where the patient says "Dr. it hurts when I touch my knee like this." Dr. "Then don't do that". Lol!
7:23 They caught me on my way to class for a random drug test in high school…when I’d JUST been in the bathroom😂 I had to stay for so long
“Fountain with two choices” 😂😂 does this man not have a ween?
Бро переводить Англ шутки бывает сложно, спасибо что стараешся😊
Bro's packing in that Xray
I stopped going to a Dr because they have to many patients and don't actually bother to diagnose me fully. So thank you all Doctors that have just given up and only show up for a pay cheque
Do major Payne!
AYOOOO WHY IS THERE A CAMERA IN THAT BATHROOM 😆 🤣 ILL NEVER USE A PUBLIC RESTROOM AGAIN
1:03 "That is a big nut" - Daithi Da Nogla
0:34 Swedish wallet!
His mind is to pure... we must crush it. Lol
If you shake it more than twice you're playing with it lol
Your a very pure man, but those socks weren't just dirty, they were mistreated XD.
Doc he wasn’t talking about them type of socks 😂
1:49 Yeah... "Dirty" socks, my sweet summer boy
I hit my funnybone several months ago and I can't feel my ring fing or pinky since on that hand now but I also seem to be immune to hitting that funnybone now.
A fair trade honestly,
Considering how often I hit that and how little the fingers get used in a way that requires feeling.
Also I think the wet socks one wasn't talking about trenchfoot...
Love your vids
Bro had me busting out laughing 😂
Oh Doc. The sock joke that you didn't get. the most PURE person on the planet, I was laughing my a*s off at the sock joke.
DAMN YOU DUTCH
5:04 he needs to be safe of paper!
1:44 oh my sweet summer child
How about reacting to some allstate mayhem commercials!
Couple of times I've hit my funny bone hard enough that it sent excruciating lingering nerve pain from the tip of my fingers to my shoulder, worse pain than when I broke and dislocated my wrist, but not as bad when I bent my wrist the wrong way to gross out my friends... :D
When I go to the urologist I always drink a big bottle of water before because I know they always want a sample as soon as you walk in.
2:25 I get it it’s when your piss goes two ways happens to me a lot
The Army did the same thing during random tests. Man, I couldn't push a drop out!
1:50 we all know what sock stop playing
I have never understood people who put their wallet in their back pocket, As a magician for 20+ years I can tell you, Pick Pocketing is an actual skill people can master and learn, a Magician uses it with intention on giving the item back but some people who learn how to do it have other intentions in mind, the back pocket is one of the easiest ways to get a wallet, a front pocket is much more difficult, not impossible but very risky nonetheless
I've never had anybody try to snag my wallet from my back pocket that I noticed. Perhaps I've just been lucky. Perhaps the fact that my holster slightly overlaps my back pocket is a deterrent.
First of u don't shake it. You pinch near the base and move ur fingers to the tip. Essentially removing whatever is left. (Pinch and pull)
boi how did u not get the wet socks one 😭
too pure dr wagner too pure😭
I love your videos
I need more of this😂
They always say medical professionals and those working in health care need to be polite and not point out and make comments on patient's weight, but not the other way round! I was on a clinical placement and had put on a little weight over the Christmas holidays, had a patient make a joke about me not getting cold and patted my stomach! 😂 Needless to say I didn't mind and it was hilarious, but it's the principal of it!
I have yet to see one of our docs manually remove an impaction. We always end up doing soap Sud enemas
The urinalysis one sounds to me like he's commenting on the watch as a hint he will take it as a bribe.
I'm from Brazil having your wallet in your back pocket isn't a problem here! It magically vanishes.
Actually might be fun to look up some of these medical memes at some point. These were pretty damn funny
It matters not how much you shake and dance, the last few drops go in your pants!
The sock one tho
Love ur vids bro