JACQUES EXPOSED? - JonTron

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  • @JonTronShow
    @JonTronShow  4 года назад +5007

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  • @LockieNZ
    @LockieNZ 4 года назад +3017

    "He's not dead" - Best news all day

    • @remnantsofkigol98
      @remnantsofkigol98 4 года назад +60

      He's just retired

    • @ew3612
      @ew3612 4 года назад +22

      Well thats good news. I was wondering this too.

    • @awkwarddinosaur9518
      @awkwarddinosaur9518 4 года назад +3

      But what about Spaghetti?

    • @MeiMei...
      @MeiMei... 4 года назад +10

      This kind of parrot can live up to 30 years, you won't have to worry about him kicking the bucket for a loooooong time lol.

    • @Shadowhero43
      @Shadowhero43 4 года назад

      Adam Lockington i was worried about him

  • @taomasterwaka6287
    @taomasterwaka6287 4 года назад +6091

    Jacques died in vietnam. Jon has been hallucinating him this whole time.

    • @thomasjenkins7506
      @thomasjenkins7506 4 года назад +269

      wrong. jon died in vietnam and jacques has been hallucinating him this whole time.

    • @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83
      @10.ikadekanandadwipayadnya83 4 года назад +199

      @@thomasjenkins7506 but plot twist
      They're both dead (hence the almost one year hiatus recently) and we are hallucinating them

    • @morteforte7033
      @morteforte7033 4 года назад +28

      Jacques ladder?!

    • @theverylastkorok7080
      @theverylastkorok7080 4 года назад +47

      No.... he couldn’t have....
      because Jon took drugs after the Hercules episode DUUUHHHH

    • @confusingzark
      @confusingzark 4 года назад +10

      that's a pretty good hallucination even I see the bird... JONTRON IS AN OMEGA LEVEL TELEPATH!

  • @DillonMeyer
    @DillonMeyer 4 года назад +3850

    Plot twist: *Jon* is actually dead and this is all just a screenplay devised by Jacque so that we never forget.

    • @FNecro
      @FNecro 4 года назад +52

      Dunkey was right all along.

    • @paperboyskull
      @paperboyskull 4 года назад +7

      That's why he was gone for so long.

    • @maianmaian449
      @maianmaian449 4 года назад +10

      Weekend at Bernei's

    • @badreality2
      @badreality2 4 года назад +4

      @@maianmaian449 No, "Onward".

    • @ericfieldman
      @ericfieldman 3 года назад +4

      Jacques was secretly psycho mantis the whole time

  • @doom7850
    @doom7850 4 года назад +5725

    You could have called this figure “bird vs camel” and no one would have argued with you

    • @sharkhawst105
      @sharkhawst105 4 года назад +153

      Ahh... Such a refreshing classic

    • @Funnyfish66
      @Funnyfish66 4 года назад +103

      Hooo hoooo

    • @astrospect
      @astrospect 4 года назад +40

      This comment better get thousands of likes.

    • @settingittowumbo1953
      @settingittowumbo1953 4 года назад +8

      LMFAO

    • @detectoplasm
      @detectoplasm 4 года назад +17

      Someone out there decided to make this figure.
      That's like making a figure about Markiplier.

  • @Mandiness
    @Mandiness 4 года назад +2811

    Jacques isn’t dead.
    He’s resting.

    • @nicholsjoshua15
      @nicholsjoshua15 4 года назад +24

      "Jacues has had hard life..." Cries in Otacon

    • @Mandiness
      @Mandiness 4 года назад +21

      Beautiful plumage!

    • @cyanmanta
      @cyanmanta 4 года назад +18

      That was you pushing the cage!

    • @thesaiyanlegacy
      @thesaiyanlegacy 4 года назад +21

      He’s pining for the fjords?

    • @pierrebegley2746
      @pierrebegley2746 4 года назад +6

      I GET IT FELLOW MONTY PYTHON FAN

  • @ajttambo
    @ajttambo 4 года назад +8372

    As someone who has watched Jontron for 7 years, it is nice to hear Jacque's voice in a new video. I sometimes miss the dynamic between Jon and Jacque.

    • @driftercarbon
      @driftercarbon 4 года назад +589

      I missed that bird way more than I miss Jon covering video games, which is saying something.

    • @ajttambo
      @ajttambo 4 года назад +399

      @@driftercarbon Ive liked watching Jon's content change as he has gone through different places in life. That being said, there is a light hearted certain charm from Jon's older videos that I find really endearing and nostalgic. It felt like watching a best friend describe a videogame he played while cracking jokes. I know Jon started out as an AVGN clone, but his content was always so much more than that. I started watching Jon as an 8'th grader and am now close to wrapping up college, wow time does fly.

    • @zifendel2675
      @zifendel2675 4 года назад +153

      You mean where Jon says something clever and then Jacques completely annihilates him?

    • @nielsenth1801
      @nielsenth1801 4 года назад +162

      Well, he might not be dead (and I'm glad he isn't) but I can see he is getting very old so not having him in the videos all the time was a good move from Jon's side, since Jacques could suddenly pass away, so the videos don't DEPEND too much on Jacques to make it a Jontron video.

    • @Crazelord91
      @Crazelord91 4 года назад +106

      I respect Jon's growth but my favorite era will always be just Jon and Jacque commenting on a game or show

  • @douglaskalberg8899
    @douglaskalberg8899 4 года назад +3093

    "Green-cheeked parrots can live to 30 years with proper care, though the average lifespan is typically 10 years due to owner neglect."

    • @curtthekid402
      @curtthekid402 4 года назад +819

      TBF, Jon really loves his birds and talks about them quite often outside his videos. Knocking on wood here, but I think Jacques got another good 15-20 years in-front of him with Jon.

    • @chromaphasia453
      @chromaphasia453 4 года назад +315

      I don’t think it was an accusation, just a quote. Some people might’ve pulled that 10 year statistics so he included that for completeness

    • @icewater6841
      @icewater6841 4 года назад +156

      I actually did not kmow birds could live that long. Holy crap.

    • @easysnakeoven9052
      @easysnakeoven9052 4 года назад +166

      Yeah I’m p sure jauques is actually immortal

    • @danielmeza6349
      @danielmeza6349 4 года назад +80

      @@easysnakeoven9052 I mean, he is some sort of robotic bird creature

  • @Violaman0910
    @Violaman0910 4 года назад +3130

    Let the “Jacques was faked” conspiracy theories begin.

    • @TravTravYT
      @TravTravYT 4 года назад +100

      I'm not even joking when I say
      The comment I saw above yours read:
      "Jaques faked his death and was underground the whole time."

    • @nathan.m.walter
      @nathan.m.walter 4 года назад +29

      We never see them together. >.> Smells fishy

    • @joetheturtle7768
      @joetheturtle7768 4 года назад +6

      What do mean conspiracy? It’s a fact

    • @pinkiesisu
      @pinkiesisu 4 года назад +19

      NO IT IS HIM I AM SURE YOU CAN SEE HIS LITTLE OLD GRAY BIRDIE FEATHERS ON HIM

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 4 года назад +6

      Russia hacked Jacques!

  • @maxheadroom5736
    @maxheadroom5736 4 года назад +2094

    IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JON! MILLIONS OF BIRDS SUFFER EVERY YEAR!

    • @Bungord
      @Bungord 4 года назад +20

      Oh that’s funny!...MICHAEL!

    • @TheyHeardItsSwag
      @TheyHeardItsSwag 4 года назад +4

      ha! i get it!

    • @LewysC
      @LewysC 4 года назад +11

      @@TheyHeardItsSwag One could even say you _"understood that reference"_

    • @spiceman8768
      @spiceman8768 4 года назад +3

      Seems kind of blurry

    • @TheyHeardItsSwag
      @TheyHeardItsSwag 4 года назад +3

      @@LewysC :)))))))))

  • @gamonstudios
    @gamonstudios 4 года назад +1309

    We need more Jacques, he has to recover his identity

  • @mrpando4586
    @mrpando4586 4 года назад +1967

    "They definitely gave me a accurate beer belly"
    John's ego: that's a lotta damage

    • @linkly9272
      @linkly9272 4 года назад +4

      nat. 20

    • @Koichi-Kun
      @Koichi-Kun 4 года назад +2

      Logan Glasier his name is Jon not John

    • @antgluck
      @antgluck 4 года назад

      Logan Glasier nice one

    • @Koichi-Kun
      @Koichi-Kun 4 года назад

      NOT ME! What

    • @Koichi-Kun
      @Koichi-Kun 4 года назад

      NOT ME! It’s actually Jonathan Jafari

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 4 года назад +585

    Any chance we can get a throwback episode of just Jon and Jacque riffing on a game? Just one video, I miss the dynamic

    • @mittens5789
      @mittens5789 3 года назад +8

      we requireth

    • @cimengngialah2735
      @cimengngialah2735 3 года назад +19

      It’s hard for Jon to film with Jacque and Jon can’t find an obscure game he can riff and make a review on.

    • @MasterArchfiend
      @MasterArchfiend Год назад +7

      @@cimengngialah2735 The first point is completely fair, but I argue that there are a lot of games that only a handful of popular game review/game play channels have touched, so it’s less of him finding an obscure one and more of him feeling like doing it. While I miss his game reviews, his content after stopping feels like a natural transition since he tended to be inaccurate or more focused on the jokes than the actual game. Granted I use the term “review” loosely since at the end of the day most of his videos have the same formula of ripping something apart with comedy, regardless of what the actual topic is.

    • @Krigalishnikov
      @Krigalishnikov 3 месяца назад

      ​@@cimengngialah2735get boulderton then, rockinton's cousin.

  • @AnubisFactsGames
    @AnubisFactsGames 4 года назад +2121

    Here’s some good news for y’all:
    Parrots live longer than most birds. Jacques ain’t going away for quite a while.

    • @tykixds8168
      @tykixds8168 4 года назад +165

      Green cheek conure lifespan: 30 years

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 4 года назад +121

      Unless Jon fucks up

    • @lotsoflogos
      @lotsoflogos 4 года назад +27

      @@blankpage9277 And he will!

    • @ultrixsoma2736
      @ultrixsoma2736 4 года назад +75

      @@lotsoflogos Cmon. Don't be fucking assholes.

    • @helenebissmarck4412
      @helenebissmarck4412 4 года назад +16

      Another Channel i think Jacques is in charge of Jon

  • @colemanbubar5098
    @colemanbubar5098 4 года назад +1494

    He sounds different, is he still doing
    SEED

  • @FairyZibbie
    @FairyZibbie 4 года назад +3338

    If Jacques ever ACTUALLY died, i'm pretty sure he'd tell us

    • @SalesmanWave
      @SalesmanWave 4 года назад +140

      EXACTLY way to many people think jon would also it a secret for no reason

    • @stanstanstan2597
      @stanstanstan2597 4 года назад +96

      He will live FOREVER... *in our HEARTS*

    • @LET4M4RU
      @LET4M4RU 4 года назад +106

      I think the opposite, he wouldn't tell us because well it's not our business, it's his bird

    • @FairyZibbie
      @FairyZibbie 4 года назад +175

      @@LET4M4RU He doesn't necessarily have to tell us, but I feel that he would. Jacques is his bird, yes, but he was also a big part of the show for a long time. If I were Jon, I wouldn't feel right keeping jacques' death a secret from fans

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 4 года назад +25

      I doubt that remember rockintin? Remember his old hat...
      I'm not joking btw

  • @adrianrojas2750
    @adrianrojas2750 4 года назад +467

    Not gonna lie
    I was worried about that bird the day I realized he stopped showing up in Jon's videos. I assumed the worse. Glad the cyborg lives on.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 3 года назад +3

      same

    • @deadliestvice5356
      @deadliestvice5356 Год назад

      *worst

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius 6 дней назад

      he's hard to film with.
      Not because he won't stay on camera, no just because birds have a tendency to be noisy and make audio and editing a nightmare.

  • @Dartanius100
    @Dartanius100 4 года назад +5625

    The return of Jacques has single-handedly made 2019 the best year ever.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 года назад +49

      Yes. Finally. Birds rise up.

    • @SP_ZER0_
      @SP_ZER0_ 4 года назад +54

      @@jackbudi BIRD UP!

    • @mullahviking
      @mullahviking 4 года назад +20

      How long does those bird things live anyways?

    • @retromilku
      @retromilku 4 года назад +17

      I'm so glad he is ok. I was worried sick!

    • @iamjigzzy
      @iamjigzzy 4 года назад +4

      mullahviking l was wondering that too. Also what do they taste like??

  • @calligraphy4244
    @calligraphy4244 4 года назад +2988

    Jontron: he’s not dead
    Jacques: *continues to turn its head and twitch*

    • @Bob_the_destroyer
      @Bob_the_destroyer 4 года назад +59

      " this isn't funny." Poor bird friend.

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 4 года назад +57

      I’m just glad he’s alive and well...loving a happy Birb life 😭

    • @Bob_the_destroyer
      @Bob_the_destroyer 4 года назад +8

      @@lukefurno1151 he a beauty bird and we hope he will have a good bird life.

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 4 года назад +3

      Nady Boyer I know so Precious, something tells me if he does pass he would let us know though!

    • @dominicmanester8125
      @dominicmanester8125 4 года назад +3

      @@lukefurno1151 I think he would just replace it tbh.

  • @odalisperez3789
    @odalisperez3789 4 года назад +553

    Jon: He’s still alive
    **Depression has left the chat**

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 3 года назад +4

      Jon: The question is, Are you dead?
      Jacque: Inside
      **Depression is opening up the door**

    • @darkmagician290
      @darkmagician290 3 года назад +2

      NO! *BANS DEPRESSION FROM THE CHAT*

    • @deanxile
      @deanxile 3 года назад +1

      Jacque:*Dead Inside*
      **Depression Joined The Server**

  • @ConcealedWeaponry
    @ConcealedWeaponry 4 года назад +1678

    JonTron: "The question is...are you dead?"
    Jacques: *"Inside"*
    😂😂😂😂

    • @omgtatercat
      @omgtatercat 4 года назад +21

      Mood

    • @sharkhawst105
      @sharkhawst105 4 года назад +3

      @@omgtatercat I second that

    • @darthbane2669
      @darthbane2669 4 года назад +7

      Well....the gaming content is surely dead, now it's just random weird stuff...I preferred the gaming stuff honestly.

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy 4 года назад +4

      YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY SUFFERING
      FOREVER TRAPPED INSIDE THIS ROBOTIC HUSK

    • @chubbynerd
      @chubbynerd 4 года назад

      @Berd "That's what I figured you say"

  • @ryleyfelton1420
    @ryleyfelton1420 4 года назад +672

    “Jacques is back from war guys”!!!

  • @n-extrafries-surprise
    @n-extrafries-surprise 4 года назад +1187

    "He's not dead"
    I now can sleep peacefully tonight.

    • @Jiamil
      @Jiamil 4 года назад +9

      There are things worse than death: Bad seeds, not having a mirror or other bird to talk to or having your likeness stolen and imprinted on a lifeless idol... Which you can get only for a limited time so be quick and get yours today before they run out!

    • @aridontou7544
      @aridontou7544 4 года назад

      I wont until i get my collectible!

    • @Carlwillin
      @Carlwillin 4 года назад

      I remember sleep... Good Times! 🙂

  • @weirdgamer3863
    @weirdgamer3863 3 года назад +76

    Jacques actually left JonTron back when JonTron murdered him with a laser in the Banjo Kazzoie: Nuts & Bolts episode. Feeling heartbroken, Jacques found shelter with a new friend, named Jonathan Tronathan. Tronathan was different from JonTron, and they lived happily ever after, until Jacques was murdered once again, this time by his long lost brother Rockington, and Tronathan couldnt bring him back. As for JonTron, he replaced Jacques with another bird, but deep down inside he knows the pain Jacques feels inside
    Or, another theory is that THAT BIRD IS JONTRON

    • @SuperMario231
      @SuperMario231 3 года назад +1

      literally, jacques faked his death

  • @timbobway3934
    @timbobway3934 4 года назад +462

    The bird isn't JAQUES. The bird IS JONTRON! The man who claims to be Jontron is Timothy Brentwood! WAKE UP AMERICA!

    • @thisisasupersayin376
      @thisisasupersayin376 4 года назад +48

      The man who claims to be Jontron is actually the spirit of Yonny Yohnson

    • @halo7737
      @halo7737 4 года назад +10

      Thisisasupersayin3 No it’s the Great Bootleg

    • @Renato11381
      @Renato11381 3 года назад +6

      Everybody is actually denni devitto

    • @John-el1ki
      @John-el1ki 3 года назад +3

      thanks for the weird fact if his real name

    • @sr2340
      @sr2340 2 года назад +1

      😮

  • @ottermatic2211
    @ottermatic2211 4 года назад +777

    “The bird is JonTron”

    • @thomas_manfredo
      @thomas_manfredo 4 года назад +17

      Ottermatic is that a dunkey reference there

    • @J.Skyler
      @J.Skyler 4 года назад +14

      THE FUCKIN BIRD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

    • @saladtalad1311
      @saladtalad1311 4 года назад +9

      And the guy is Timothy Brentwood

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 года назад +5

      We were searching for the bird
      But the real bird was inside of us all along

    • @iamjigzzy
      @iamjigzzy 4 года назад +5

      Have you noticed they’ve never been in the same place at the same time??? 😱

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 4 года назад +667

    That's clearly a middle aged man in a bird costume.

    • @christiancarter6261
      @christiancarter6261 4 года назад +1

      Lmaooo

    • @dustinjones7458
      @dustinjones7458 4 года назад +12

      If you look close you see the zipper.

    • @jguardado2801
      @jguardado2801 4 года назад +1

      That is one way of putting it.

    • @AJ_Ol
      @AJ_Ol 4 года назад

      It was just Timothy Brentwood

    • @robertsides3626
      @robertsides3626 4 года назад

      @@AJ_Ol Trying to google who that is has only lead me to more confusion.

  • @Hoodied
    @Hoodied 4 года назад +252

    Damn I never realised how much Jontron has changed until hearing Jacques again.

    • @tilltanky5367
      @tilltanky5367 3 года назад +4

      Jontron is lame now...
      😢

    • @jessetheanimenerd3304
      @jessetheanimenerd3304 2 года назад +11

      @@tilltanky5367 Do I have to pull out the world's smallest violin?

  • @dansavela7875
    @dansavela7875 4 года назад +264

    Jacque's gained a little weight since we've seen him last... boy, child actors, am I right?

  • @Dadderfield
    @Dadderfield 4 года назад +647

    I was honestly legitimately scared for Jacques’ life for the longest time. Thank you for this video!!

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 4 года назад +36

      Pretty sure Jon said back around the vanilla ice video how they couldn't film much with him due to him being rather hard to handle

    • @tieck4408
      @tieck4408 4 года назад +15

      @@DewaKrishna_ OSHA rules since they opened a studio, parrots are responsible for deaths annually.

    • @kristinlee5116
      @kristinlee5116 4 года назад +6

      A green cheek conure like Jaques can live to be 30 with the proper care. And I'm sure he's well taken care of!

  • @barbaras9594
    @barbaras9594 4 года назад +4189

    So I’ve seen some people asking why Jacques is turning his head so much, he’s not sick, he actually noticing himself in the camera or monitor and being very interested in who that handsome fellow is
    Edit: Wow. Okay. Did NOT mean for this to blow up. Y’all are arguing a bit, didn’t mean to ruffle y’alls feathers. (This is why my parents don’t love me)

    • @BirdKeeperCel
      @BirdKeeperCel 4 года назад +101

      Or he has stargazing, birds don’t lift their heads slowly like Jaques was doing unless their sick

    • @taylorsmall8962
      @taylorsmall8962 4 года назад +65

      I'm thinking this is why he hasn't been on the show. Looks like he suffered some sort of medical episode.

    • @MayoGoblin
      @MayoGoblin 4 года назад +300

      Or maybe he hasn't been on the show because its incredibly stressful for a bird to be constantly moved between places. And dangerous since Jon works on an actual set now, instead of his home.

    • @spinningpeanut
      @spinningpeanut 4 года назад +213

      @@BirdKeeperCel or maybe, now hear me out on this one, he's a fucking conure and they're always acting like that.

    • @BirdKeeperCel
      @BirdKeeperCel 4 года назад +18

      Helel birds are completely fine with moving between places, something is wrong with Jacques.

  • @bradfordeaster1892
    @bradfordeaster1892 4 года назад +63

    Words cannot explain how happy hearing Jacques' voice makes me.

  • @n2oshotandironman
    @n2oshotandironman 4 года назад +21

    Hearing Jacques' voice after this long broke my heart. He and Jon still got a timeless dynamic. Time to rewatch the classics.

  • @dynastystar5515
    @dynastystar5515 4 года назад +815

    in all seriousness, I miss Jacques and when JonTron covered games.

    • @kazenna
      @kazenna 4 года назад +32

      I DESPERATELY MISS IT TOO

    • @abused_salad9337
      @abused_salad9337 4 года назад +51

      I completely agree. I do enjoy Jon's new content, but his old stuff is much more enjoyable to watch imo.

    • @MasterYoda389
      @MasterYoda389 4 года назад +16

      myeaaah I miss the ole' screaming at hallway XIII and jon's coked up sonic developers.

    • @shadow-monger5189
      @shadow-monger5189 4 года назад +11

      Having Jaques on was great, but I remember Jon saying somewhere that having him was hard because working with animals really slows down production.

    • @DeadEndGoose
      @DeadEndGoose 4 года назад +6

      “New upload! Maybe it’s a hallow-“
      pop figure

  • @TheXppp1
    @TheXppp1 4 года назад +2575

    Everyone else: Trees
    Jontron: Here's jacques he's not dead

    • @sam4gaming135
      @sam4gaming135 4 года назад +51

      So you're also getting a bunch of videos about trees. I thought it was just me

    • @Mr.Highasfuck
      @Mr.Highasfuck 4 года назад +19

      It's a campaign

    • @DaniTheDeer
      @DaniTheDeer 4 года назад +30

      Maybe Jacques is a tree

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 года назад +13

      Me: Trees
      Everyone else: Trees
      Trees: How tf am I talking?

    • @iamjigzzy
      @iamjigzzy 4 года назад

      More like r/trees

  • @deuceydee3506
    @deuceydee3506 4 года назад +209

    Fans: We wanna see Jacques again!
    Jon: [see video]
    Jon: Never ask me for anything ever again

  • @DoctorWrecks
    @DoctorWrecks 4 года назад +51

    Jaques: This isn't funny
    Everyone: *explosive laughter*

  • @anonymoweb
    @anonymoweb 4 года назад +643

    I was really thinking he was after all this time
    Glad to know this little fella is doin well

    • @Josh-tu3pg
      @Josh-tu3pg 4 года назад +19

      I mean parrots can live up 80 years so yeah

    • @kristinlee5116
      @kristinlee5116 4 года назад +31

      A green cheek conure like Jaques can live to be 30 with the proper care. And I'm sure he's well taken care of!

    • @toonieluv97
      @toonieluv97 4 года назад

      macaws and African greys can he will probably live to 25 to 30

    • @Crawfishness
      @Crawfishness 4 года назад +11

      Doesn't Jon film on a set these days? That would explain why we haven't seen him in a while. It'd be stressful for a bird to take him between home and a set constantly.

    • @NinjapowerMS
      @NinjapowerMS 4 года назад

      Huh didn't know these birds live that long I was assuming a few years at best

  • @loltwig
    @loltwig 4 года назад +452

    Just married and already has a toy of his likeness out.

    • @xultra_violetx
      @xultra_violetx 4 года назад +29

      Wait... He got married???
      Why am i always the last to know about these things...

    • @caleb688
      @caleb688 4 года назад +3

      When did he get married?

    • @NobleLeader6
      @NobleLeader6 4 года назад +10

      @@caleb688 This week I believe

    • @KeroKaminaX
      @KeroKaminaX 4 года назад

      @@caleb688 literally yesterday?

    • @Turdfarmer1
      @Turdfarmer1 4 года назад +1

      It was over the weekend

  • @JordanAndersonExplodes
    @JordanAndersonExplodes 4 года назад +66

    JonTron: Are you dead?
    Jacques: *Inside*
    Mood

  • @Limpurtikles
    @Limpurtikles 4 года назад +614

    I think they used his likeness. Can we sue?
    Jaques: "Out the butt."
    Yeah we should sue.

    • @Cyberguy64
      @Cyberguy64 4 года назад +24

      And then they made a million doooollaars.

    • @UberLukario
      @UberLukario 4 года назад +5

      "Well that was a load of shit."

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 3 года назад +5

      I understood that reference!

    • @Daniel-kx3zz
      @Daniel-kx3zz 3 года назад +3

      Maaan, Reality sucks

    • @dreamypunx
      @dreamypunx 3 года назад +2

      and they had really great hair...

  • @brysonstiles6737
    @brysonstiles6737 4 года назад +553

    Can’t be mad at Jacque I mean John didn’t even invite him to his wedding like come on dude that’s cold he’s been your bro for a long time he should been your best man

    • @chaotixninja5
      @chaotixninja5 4 года назад +18

      Jon gave him the Josh Peck treatment?

    • @maninthemask6275
      @maninthemask6275 4 года назад +12

      More like the Jacque Peck treatment am I right guys? 😂

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 4 года назад +1

      HE DID WHAT!!! 🤮

    • @panicxpop
      @panicxpop 4 года назад +2

      Man in the Mask imma tell you once and once only, get the fuck outta here

    • @SauteedJosh
      @SauteedJosh 4 года назад

      Wait, he got married? (I don’t really follow him anywhere else)

  • @i.l.l.l.l.
    @i.l.l.l.l. 4 года назад +2292

    Glad I'm not the only one who's been wondering if Jacques died lol

    • @Zawfee
      @Zawfee 4 года назад +40

      It's been my sole question for so long!

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 4 года назад +5

      +I. L.
      I thought he did

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 4 года назад +13

      I was so worried SOOOO WORRIED....just happy he can relax ☺️

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 4 года назад +112

      Jon said a while ago he stopped using Jacques in videos because he doesn't follow direction very well and makes it hard to get consistent takes.
      Probably because he's a bird.

    • @da_roachdogjr
      @da_roachdogjr 4 года назад +10

      He must be ancient in bird years, holy crap!

  • @ryano8002
    @ryano8002 4 года назад +26

    I missed that cute bird. Glad to see he's well. When he stopped appearing in video's i had to admit i was a little worried.

  • @jude1959
    @jude1959 4 года назад +13

    Pweese bring back old intro. Two years too long without hearing that melody and seeing the genius art style.

  • @bluespoondillon
    @bluespoondillon 4 года назад +405

    Jon gets married, releases a toy and brings back his beloved bird sidekick all in the same week
    wow

    • @geminisfl
      @geminisfl 4 года назад +11

      Maybe he will review Barbie games again

    • @marinejcksn1
      @marinejcksn1 4 года назад +1

      @@geminisfl
      Spooooooorts!

    • @joeybrodeur548
      @joeybrodeur548 4 года назад +8

      Wait what, he got married?

    • @DainnGreywall
      @DainnGreywall 4 года назад +1

      @@joeybrodeur548 Yeah, he got married during last weekend

    • @Max-dr6rz
      @Max-dr6rz 4 года назад +1

      I'm so happy for him. I'm glad Jacques is alive and well I thought he died

  • @FuranKomori
    @FuranKomori 4 года назад +861

    "Inside"
    -Jacques (2019)

    • @nonefyer372
      @nonefyer372 4 года назад +7

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @remnantsofkigol98
      @remnantsofkigol98 4 года назад +2

      Hes not enjoying retirement

    • @KidAL0
      @KidAL0 4 года назад +7

      “‘Inside’
      -Jacques (2019)”
      - Furan Komori (2019)

    • @nolongerusing7430
      @nolongerusing7430 4 года назад +1

      @@nonefyer372 dont you dare lenny face a birb

    • @SmEiF-
      @SmEiF- 4 года назад

      Best birb ever

  • @DarkLightBlade17511
    @DarkLightBlade17511 3 года назад +37

    Fun fact I pretty sure those birds live a really long time period like a good 30 years you have to commit. Or 20 years. I could be exaggerating

  • @Knightfall3000
    @Knightfall3000 4 года назад +72

    Well hello JonTron, or should I say Timothy Brentwood!
    That’s right, I’m on to you you imposter!

  • @tootzy-the-roll
    @tootzy-the-roll 4 года назад +297

    I see that Jacques finally kicked his seed addiction!

    • @James-ce6dc
      @James-ce6dc 4 года назад +2

      "JACQUES?
      HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
      S E E D ?"

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp 4 года назад +559

    Jacques will return in Jontron: Endgame

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 4 года назад +29

      "No Jacques, don't do this to me! You ain't doin' this to me!"
      "Jon, I don't feel so good..."
      "Don't worry, i-i-it's just a glitch. You'll get over it."
      *Jacques turns into dust*
      "Well, shit. My bird is dead and now there's all this sand stuff I gotta clean up. Guess I'll just have to build another bird."

    • @nerdstorma8427
      @nerdstorma8427 4 года назад +5

      Now you have me anticipating a movie that doesn't exist

    • @PIB2000
      @PIB2000 4 года назад +2

      @@nerdstorma8427 No, it's gonna happen. We'll make it happen.

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut Год назад +11

    JonTron just hasn't been the same since Jacques stopped being a regular in the videos

  • @gnbman
    @gnbman 4 года назад +9

    Jacques needs to return. He was a crucial ingredient in the show, probably the only well-executed RUclipsr sidekick in the history of RUclips.

    • @lolbotomy
      @lolbotomy 4 года назад +1

      he's too much of a nasty boi

  • @gabrielbertoldigarcia2710
    @gabrielbertoldigarcia2710 4 года назад +472

    I don’t think I’ver ever been so happy to see a bird.
    And tell you what: Seeing birds makes me happy everyday

    • @blakjak9633
      @blakjak9633 4 года назад +1

      You know i think the same thing everytime i look at my bird.

    • @calebcondict7558
      @calebcondict7558 4 года назад +2

      Birds work for the bourgeoisie

    • @Chronosmaster002
      @Chronosmaster002 4 года назад +1

      There's no birds

  • @mynamejeff2436
    @mynamejeff2436 4 года назад +639

    *the most anticipated event of 2019*

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 4 года назад +2

      *_Birds rise up_*

    • @TheAlienGangster
      @TheAlienGangster 4 года назад +2

      Nah. I’m still waiting for a video game review.

    • @MalevolentFae
      @MalevolentFae 4 года назад

      Rip Area 51 Raid. Remembered and forgotten.

    • @mynamejeff2436
      @mynamejeff2436 4 года назад

      Malevolent Fae how could you forget about the birb?

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +1

      Mr beast helping the environment by planting trees
      And jacques comes back from the grave
      Today is a good day

  • @fadedcolor7744
    @fadedcolor7744 2 года назад +11

    Jaques is a green cheeked Conure, as far as I can tell. These bad boys have a long life expectancy, ranging from 20 to 25 years. Jaques will be around for quite a while!

  • @ultra-papasmurf
    @ultra-papasmurf 4 года назад +268

    Jacques: *The Art Of The Deal*

  • @slapnut892
    @slapnut892 4 года назад +837

    Plot twist: Jacques retired because JonTron is to difficult to work with.

    • @radxnmkiv3877
      @radxnmkiv3877 4 года назад +12

      Grumpy Cat aren’t you supposed to be in heaven? 🤔

    • @slapnut892
      @slapnut892 4 года назад +46

      Silly mortal, you should know greatness never dies.

    • @urielgonzalez900
      @urielgonzalez900 4 года назад +2

      I mean knowing how Jontron describes himself a perfectionist when making his video. I can see why

    • @futuremcguives1471
      @futuremcguives1471 4 года назад +3

      I heard Jacques is actually planning on sitting in on a Game Grumps session

    • @pollodormido2
      @pollodormido2 4 года назад

      I am dead inside too!

  • @iammyownidol
    @iammyownidol Год назад +8

    Birds can live for up to 30 years depending on species so that jacques is probably the first and will live on for many more years to come

  • @MicheleDelGiudice-mykys
    @MicheleDelGiudice-mykys 4 года назад +8

    Are you dead?
    Millennials : Inside.

  • @99thjudge18
    @99thjudge18 4 года назад +1072

    He can’t be dead since the bird is Jontron

    • @chugg159
      @chugg159 4 года назад +24

      This is accurate information

    • @bfitz5610
      @bfitz5610 4 года назад +6

      can confirm 100% fact

    • @mihaelgyofi7441
      @mihaelgyofi7441 4 года назад +23

      Dukey refrence...nice

    • @brahimilyes681
      @brahimilyes681 4 года назад +4

      @@mihaelgyofi7441 dunkey

    • @tobagabonany
      @tobagabonany 4 года назад +5

      @@brahimilyes681 that's what he said, dobtey

  • @Courier_Jackalope
    @Courier_Jackalope 4 года назад +1879

    Jon: Jaques is alive and doing great!
    Everyone else: Jaques has a bird disease and is a day away from death.

    • @martianmanfrommars8428
      @martianmanfrommars8428 4 года назад +84

      I’m pretty sure Jacques died at least 3 times

    • @jakedizzle
      @jakedizzle 4 года назад +8

      CourierAphra Bird Flu

    • @Crosroad
      @Crosroad 4 года назад +10

      CourierAphra he died in lore

    • @NobleBruv
      @NobleBruv 4 года назад +3

      SAARS
      bird flu
      Wesnile virus

    • @goofygoober1816
      @goofygoober1816 4 года назад +15

      His disease is being too cute

  • @Ali-ul5ws
    @Ali-ul5ws 2 года назад +2

    Just a simple phone call was all we needed

  • @disability3343
    @disability3343 4 года назад +15

    When he said "cooking up something special" I thought he was talking about Jacques

  • @Samiro7175
    @Samiro7175 4 года назад +3551

    Jacques is not dead
    Everyone liked that

  • @AirahsELL
    @AirahsELL 4 года назад +934

    Everyone talking about Jacque and I just want to congratulate Jon on his marriage.

    • @Sunborne187
      @Sunborne187 4 года назад +12

      wut?

    • @attarhakeemaa
      @attarhakeemaa 4 года назад +15

      @@Sunborne187 yeah he got married :)

    • @mikebliss3153
      @mikebliss3153 4 года назад +17

      I see the ring now. That's legit confirmed.

    • @sine_0
      @sine_0 4 года назад +15

      Jacque is more important.

    • @Peleg50
      @Peleg50 4 года назад +8

      I need more info on this! Who is the wife??

  • @MizzBellaKitty
    @MizzBellaKitty 4 года назад +6

    I've got a feeling that Jacques is going to be around for awhile and that makes me very happy :)

  • @teamrocketjoe1621
    @teamrocketjoe1621 4 года назад +8

    I'm just glad to know that Jacques is alive.

  • @KingExalted
    @KingExalted 4 года назад +1950

    Jon: "Are you dead?"
    Jacques: ................. "inside."

    • @bengamerlsyolo6788
      @bengamerlsyolo6788 4 года назад +16

      O-Okay yeah, I'd figured you'd say that.

    • @alimousavi357
      @alimousavi357 4 года назад +4

      i felt that..

    • @donGripo
      @donGripo 4 года назад +22

      Omg you heard that as well!? It's almost like you watched the video and had the audio on, just like me!!
      Why does this get over 300 "ups"?

    • @KingExalted
      @KingExalted 4 года назад

      @@donGripo when Jacques said he's dead inside I felt that

    • @donGripo
      @donGripo 4 года назад

      @@KingExalted Sweet!

  • @Paralellex
    @Paralellex 4 года назад +419

    Of course we haven't seen Jacques in a while, he was too busy starring in that new Joker movie.

    • @crayonberry2123
      @crayonberry2123 4 года назад

      There was a bird in that movie?!
      I think I'm just really fucking stupid actually, so feel free to dis regard that question

    • @zokontech
      @zokontech 4 года назад +22

      Crayon Berry the movie stars Jacques Pheonix

    • @AlphaAceEX
      @AlphaAceEX 4 года назад +4

      @@zokontech its Joaquin Phoenix, not Jacques

    • @zokontech
      @zokontech 4 года назад

      Chasson Eli I know it was a joke

    • @squidwardstesticles5914
      @squidwardstesticles5914 4 года назад +3

      Chasson Eli that’s the joke

  • @badboyChef25
    @badboyChef25 4 года назад

    Shout out all the way from the wintery Isles within my beloved East London, Canning Town! Literally ordering the Youtooz limited edition as I type. So glad you're still working and putting out content bruv. 😁

  • @Mostlyharmless1985
    @Mostlyharmless1985 3 года назад +11

    Not gonna lie, I was genuinely concerned about Jaques wellbeing. Glad he's still off doing his bird thing...

  • @MagicMaster667
    @MagicMaster667 4 года назад +326

    1:40 - "I think they used our likeness. Can we sue?"
    - The Night Shade episode

    • @HAWKEYESOLO
      @HAWKEYESOLO 4 года назад +14

      Out the butt.

    • @FoxMoh100
      @FoxMoh100 4 года назад +9

      Yeah we should sue

    • @leecrotty658
      @leecrotty658 4 года назад

      MagicMaster667 what’s a night shade episode...? .... am I getting old? :,(

    • @lukefurno1151
      @lukefurno1151 4 года назад +2

      AND THEN THEY MADE *A MIIIIILLION DOLLARS!!!!*

  • @jumpmadmadness1222
    @jumpmadmadness1222 4 года назад +630

    Can I get a T-shirt of Jacque saying “I’m dead inside”
    Please and thank you

    • @Seanatonin
      @Seanatonin 4 года назад +1

      I'll take seven

    • @ZachoLibre
      @ZachoLibre 4 года назад +7

      I'll take their entire stock

    • @KonEl-BlackZero
      @KonEl-BlackZero 4 года назад +1

      And another saying "Hello, this is bird"

  • @gabrielvaltierra142
    @gabrielvaltierra142 4 года назад +12

    I actually thought Jaques was dead, and you were so sad you didn't wanted to talk about it

  • @jeremyarthur280
    @jeremyarthur280 4 года назад +3

    I wasn’t clicking on this because i thought they were recommending me an old video for some reason, ( Jontron congrats on the wedding my boi)

  • @djsercy5879
    @djsercy5879 4 года назад +669

    Jon: "Are you dead?"
    Jacques: "Inside"

    • @ericbadder1552
      @ericbadder1552 4 года назад +9

      Whyd you comment that? To prove you watched it? Im confused why you would transcribe part of the video into a comment? Please explain

    • @_-Lx-_
      @_-Lx-_ 4 года назад +4

      Eric Badder
      People just like quoting things, plus easy likes I guess.

    • @SubliminaIMessages
      @SubliminaIMessages 4 года назад +4

      @@ericbadder1552 why not?

    • @saladtalad1311
      @saladtalad1311 4 года назад +20

      @@ericbadder1552 "Whyd you comment that? To prove you watched it? Im confused why you transcribe part of the video into a comment. Please explain"
      -Eric Badder, 2019

    • @notarobot5815
      @notarobot5815 4 года назад +3

      More like
      Us: "Did you die?"
      Jacques: "Sadly yes, but I lived"

  • @matthewalvarez3799
    @matthewalvarez3799 4 года назад

    Thank you for clearing up that question. Been wondering about that for a while.

  • @cortez1203
    @cortez1203 Год назад +9

    Is Jacques still alive in 2022

  • @betanick14
    @betanick14 4 года назад +854

    "Don't make me litigate"
    -Jonathan Tronathan
    2019

    • @blackestpopo4673
      @blackestpopo4673 4 года назад +4

      Quote of the day for me.

    • @performa9523
      @performa9523 4 года назад +13

      Dr. Jonathan Tronley, snake oil salesman.

    • @Smokey1419
      @Smokey1419 4 года назад +2

      @Betanick No, you have no recourse.

  • @menelik6652
    @menelik6652 4 года назад +249

    The rumor came out: Does Jacques is dead?

    • @dees4408
      @dees4408 4 года назад

      yes

    • @KPater-mf4je
      @KPater-mf4je 4 года назад +7

      Now that's a reference I haven't heard in a long heckin while.
      +1

    • @MarieFaith
      @MarieFaith 4 года назад

      Oh no

    • @MarieFaith
      @MarieFaith 4 года назад +3

      ***Memories triggered, fight or flight activated***

  • @DopeKing
    @DopeKing 4 года назад

    It's been long sinsce I've been so excited watching a channel again, it's good to see Jon making videos frequently again, without losing quality

  • @mclean5471
    @mclean5471 4 года назад

    Jon’s Youtooz came back out for literally 2 seconds and I picked it up this Saturday. Nice

  • @cheyanneg.9990
    @cheyanneg.9990 4 года назад +428

    I love how he needed a whole piece of paper to remember "Are you dead?" to read to Jacques😂

    • @confusingzark
      @confusingzark 4 года назад +12

      don't read too far into the bit, when one does, you become the bit

    • @ForwardBias
      @ForwardBias 4 года назад +4

      Yes Cheyenne, that's the joke

    • @whiskeyhound9267
      @whiskeyhound9267 4 года назад

      Yeah, okay, smart ass. Let's see YOU remember ten whole letters without a script.

  • @reddiedeaddie335
    @reddiedeaddie335 4 года назад +787

    "I think they used our likeness. Can we sue?"
    "Out the butt."
    -Nightshade: The Claws of HEUGH

    • @futrious
      @futrious 4 года назад

      Ok

    • @derpyfan5261
      @derpyfan5261 4 года назад +11

      Back when he used to be good and not just mediocre

    • @ddiamond1572
      @ddiamond1572 4 года назад +5

      Damn you HEUGH!!!

    • @futrious
      @futrious 4 года назад +7

      @@derpyfan5261 ok

    • @IGSA101
      @IGSA101 4 года назад +5

      @@derpyfan5261 I mean, I don't think it's illegal to be wrong. So you do you.

  • @murasamekaini8786
    @murasamekaini8786 4 года назад

    I love how fitting Jacques movement is for the is he dead question lol it just perfect for the responds

  • @BrandonBreakfast
    @BrandonBreakfast 4 года назад +2

    I haven't seen Jacques in so long, its so nice to see him!

  • @user-uu6bs4io9w
    @user-uu6bs4io9w 4 года назад +270

    Honestly glad Jacques isn't dead. Not even in a "he's a good character" way, just sucks to lose a friend.

  • @DarknetDude
    @DarknetDude 4 года назад +124

    "Don't do this..."
    "...Don't make me litigate..."

    • @IDKGeorge123
      @IDKGeorge123 4 года назад

      Victorious Vehicon had me dying

  • @winstonchaychel
    @winstonchaychel 4 года назад

    Aww I didn't want this one to end. I love it when birb gets to join! Lol

  • @0KJaye
    @0KJaye 4 года назад +6

    *JonTrons* *the* *bird!*
    WAKE *TF* *UP* PPL

  • @jv4218
    @jv4218 4 года назад +454

    JonTron: so I have these collecti-
    his fanbase: *WE’RE TAKING THE ENTIRE STOCK.*

    • @faidou9954
      @faidou9954 4 года назад

      But it's limited.

    • @eddiemate
      @eddiemate 4 года назад +6

      Faidou
      Then that makes it easier to take the entire stock

    • @DigitalGame18
      @DigitalGame18 4 года назад +1

      I have already purchased ten.
      I will be back later with more money, I have a fresh kidney that needs a new owner.

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 4 года назад +2

      @@DigitalGame18 we don't want more of your kidneys where are you even getting so many?!

  • @thedx266
    @thedx266 4 года назад +158

    Jacques: * Returns *
    Me: You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you...

  • @thesonofmalice1999
    @thesonofmalice1999 4 года назад +1

    I know it's been a bit since this was uploaded, but I just wanted to say that that birb is ADORABLE.

  • @myriadmaestro572
    @myriadmaestro572 4 года назад +1

    You have no idea how happy I am to see the lad again.

  • @UmberBee
    @UmberBee 4 года назад +94

    I legit looked up if Jacques was still around yesterday, can’t believe it got answered

  • @GoddyofWar
    @GoddyofWar 4 года назад +477

    Jaque is looking quite old now so it's appropriate he's retired.

    • @leblanc3536
      @leblanc3536 4 года назад +58

      if they're well taken care of, they can live up to 30 years

    • @iggyeo6458
      @iggyeo6458 4 года назад +4

      birds live forever. especially conures.

    • @boundary2580
      @boundary2580 4 года назад +12

      LeBlanc parrots and the like can live up to 90 years. Birds are ridiculous.

    • @CidGuerreiro1234
      @CidGuerreiro1234 4 года назад +7

      @@leblanc3536 More like 80 and beyond. In my country you need to have a backup person to take care of the bird after you die in order to legally have one, as a parrot is most likely to outlive the owner.

    • @leblanc3536
      @leblanc3536 4 года назад +2

      @@CidGuerreiro1234 I just read online what the number was for Jacques' breed of bird
      looking up green-cheeked conure says it's averaged out to 10 years, but can live up to 30 with proper care

  • @scarletvrgames568
    @scarletvrgames568 4 года назад

    I was actually wondering where he's been.. thanks for this Jon!

  • @timvanbriesen8916
    @timvanbriesen8916 4 года назад

    Thanks For having Jacques on an episode!

  • @EvilApple567
    @EvilApple567 4 года назад +711

    Taken from the Yootooz biography:
    "After getting his start on RUclips with the Game Grumps" WOAH now you just hold on a second