JACQUES EXPOSED? - JonTron
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- Опубликовано: 24 окт 2019
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JonTronShow wow, I’m his third like
JonTronShow I have a pet cockatiel named “Marshall Feathers”
Yee yee
Notice me senpai
"He's not dead" - Best news all day
He's just retired
Well thats good news. I was wondering this too.
But what about Spaghetti?
This kind of parrot can live up to 30 years, you won't have to worry about him kicking the bucket for a loooooong time lol.
Adam Lockington i was worried about him
Jacques died in vietnam. Jon has been hallucinating him this whole time.
wrong. jon died in vietnam and jacques has been hallucinating him this whole time.
@@thomasjenkins7506 but plot twist
They're both dead (hence the almost one year hiatus recently) and we are hallucinating them
Jacques ladder?!
No.... he couldn’t have....
because Jon took drugs after the Hercules episode DUUUHHHH
that's a pretty good hallucination even I see the bird... JONTRON IS AN OMEGA LEVEL TELEPATH!
Plot twist: *Jon* is actually dead and this is all just a screenplay devised by Jacque so that we never forget.
Dunkey was right all along.
That's why he was gone for so long.
Weekend at Bernei's
@@maianmaian449 No, "Onward".
Jacques was secretly psycho mantis the whole time
You could have called this figure “bird vs camel” and no one would have argued with you
Ahh... Such a refreshing classic
Hooo hoooo
This comment better get thousands of likes.
LMFAO
Someone out there decided to make this figure.
That's like making a figure about Markiplier.
Jacques isn’t dead.
He’s resting.
"Jacues has had hard life..." Cries in Otacon
Beautiful plumage!
That was you pushing the cage!
He’s pining for the fjords?
I GET IT FELLOW MONTY PYTHON FAN
As someone who has watched Jontron for 7 years, it is nice to hear Jacque's voice in a new video. I sometimes miss the dynamic between Jon and Jacque.
I missed that bird way more than I miss Jon covering video games, which is saying something.
@@driftercarbon Ive liked watching Jon's content change as he has gone through different places in life. That being said, there is a light hearted certain charm from Jon's older videos that I find really endearing and nostalgic. It felt like watching a best friend describe a videogame he played while cracking jokes. I know Jon started out as an AVGN clone, but his content was always so much more than that. I started watching Jon as an 8'th grader and am now close to wrapping up college, wow time does fly.
You mean where Jon says something clever and then Jacques completely annihilates him?
Well, he might not be dead (and I'm glad he isn't) but I can see he is getting very old so not having him in the videos all the time was a good move from Jon's side, since Jacques could suddenly pass away, so the videos don't DEPEND too much on Jacques to make it a Jontron video.
I respect Jon's growth but my favorite era will always be just Jon and Jacque commenting on a game or show
"Green-cheeked parrots can live to 30 years with proper care, though the average lifespan is typically 10 years due to owner neglect."
TBF, Jon really loves his birds and talks about them quite often outside his videos. Knocking on wood here, but I think Jacques got another good 15-20 years in-front of him with Jon.
I don’t think it was an accusation, just a quote. Some people might’ve pulled that 10 year statistics so he included that for completeness
I actually did not kmow birds could live that long. Holy crap.
Yeah I’m p sure jauques is actually immortal
@@easysnakeoven9052 I mean, he is some sort of robotic bird creature
Let the “Jacques was faked” conspiracy theories begin.
I'm not even joking when I say
The comment I saw above yours read:
"Jaques faked his death and was underground the whole time."
We never see them together. >.> Smells fishy
What do mean conspiracy? It’s a fact
NO IT IS HIM I AM SURE YOU CAN SEE HIS LITTLE OLD GRAY BIRDIE FEATHERS ON HIM
Russia hacked Jacques!
IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE, JON! MILLIONS OF BIRDS SUFFER EVERY YEAR!
Oh that’s funny!...MICHAEL!
ha! i get it!
@@TheyHeardItsSwag One could even say you _"understood that reference"_
Seems kind of blurry
@@LewysC :)))))))))
We need more Jacques, he has to recover his identity
"They definitely gave me a accurate beer belly"
John's ego: that's a lotta damage
nat. 20
Logan Glasier his name is Jon not John
Logan Glasier nice one
NOT ME! What
NOT ME! It’s actually Jonathan Jafari
Any chance we can get a throwback episode of just Jon and Jacque riffing on a game? Just one video, I miss the dynamic
we requireth
It’s hard for Jon to film with Jacque and Jon can’t find an obscure game he can riff and make a review on.
@@cimengngialah2735 The first point is completely fair, but I argue that there are a lot of games that only a handful of popular game review/game play channels have touched, so it’s less of him finding an obscure one and more of him feeling like doing it. While I miss his game reviews, his content after stopping feels like a natural transition since he tended to be inaccurate or more focused on the jokes than the actual game. Granted I use the term “review” loosely since at the end of the day most of his videos have the same formula of ripping something apart with comedy, regardless of what the actual topic is.
@@cimengngialah2735get boulderton then, rockinton's cousin.
Here’s some good news for y’all:
Parrots live longer than most birds. Jacques ain’t going away for quite a while.
Green cheek conure lifespan: 30 years
Unless Jon fucks up
@@blankpage9277 And he will!
@@lotsoflogos Cmon. Don't be fucking assholes.
Another Channel i think Jacques is in charge of Jon
He sounds different, is he still doing
SEED
BACK OFF OLD TIMER.
THIS IS COOL STUFF.
It'll ruin you, man!
I heard seed is great though
WHEN I’M HIGH I FEEL LIKE A WINNER
from what episode, i want to see again
If Jacques ever ACTUALLY died, i'm pretty sure he'd tell us
EXACTLY way to many people think jon would also it a secret for no reason
He will live FOREVER... *in our HEARTS*
I think the opposite, he wouldn't tell us because well it's not our business, it's his bird
@@LET4M4RU He doesn't necessarily have to tell us, but I feel that he would. Jacques is his bird, yes, but he was also a big part of the show for a long time. If I were Jon, I wouldn't feel right keeping jacques' death a secret from fans
I doubt that remember rockintin? Remember his old hat...
I'm not joking btw
Not gonna lie
I was worried about that bird the day I realized he stopped showing up in Jon's videos. I assumed the worse. Glad the cyborg lives on.
same
*worst
he's hard to film with.
Not because he won't stay on camera, no just because birds have a tendency to be noisy and make audio and editing a nightmare.
The return of Jacques has single-handedly made 2019 the best year ever.
Yes. Finally. Birds rise up.
@@jackbudi BIRD UP!
How long does those bird things live anyways?
I'm so glad he is ok. I was worried sick!
mullahviking l was wondering that too. Also what do they taste like??
Jontron: he’s not dead
Jacques: *continues to turn its head and twitch*
" this isn't funny." Poor bird friend.
I’m just glad he’s alive and well...loving a happy Birb life 😭
@@lukefurno1151 he a beauty bird and we hope he will have a good bird life.
Nady Boyer I know so Precious, something tells me if he does pass he would let us know though!
@@lukefurno1151 I think he would just replace it tbh.
Jon: He’s still alive
**Depression has left the chat**
Jon: The question is, Are you dead?
Jacque: Inside
**Depression is opening up the door**
NO! *BANS DEPRESSION FROM THE CHAT*
Jacque:*Dead Inside*
**Depression Joined The Server**
JonTron: "The question is...are you dead?"
Jacques: *"Inside"*
😂😂😂😂
Mood
@@omgtatercat I second that
Well....the gaming content is surely dead, now it's just random weird stuff...I preferred the gaming stuff honestly.
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW MY SUFFERING
FOREVER TRAPPED INSIDE THIS ROBOTIC HUSK
@Berd "That's what I figured you say"
“Jacques is back from war guys”!!!
He finally got out of Syria
"He's not dead"
I now can sleep peacefully tonight.
There are things worse than death: Bad seeds, not having a mirror or other bird to talk to or having your likeness stolen and imprinted on a lifeless idol... Which you can get only for a limited time so be quick and get yours today before they run out!
I wont until i get my collectible!
I remember sleep... Good Times! 🙂
Jacques actually left JonTron back when JonTron murdered him with a laser in the Banjo Kazzoie: Nuts & Bolts episode. Feeling heartbroken, Jacques found shelter with a new friend, named Jonathan Tronathan. Tronathan was different from JonTron, and they lived happily ever after, until Jacques was murdered once again, this time by his long lost brother Rockington, and Tronathan couldnt bring him back. As for JonTron, he replaced Jacques with another bird, but deep down inside he knows the pain Jacques feels inside
Or, another theory is that THAT BIRD IS JONTRON
literally, jacques faked his death
The bird isn't JAQUES. The bird IS JONTRON! The man who claims to be Jontron is Timothy Brentwood! WAKE UP AMERICA!
The man who claims to be Jontron is actually the spirit of Yonny Yohnson
Thisisasupersayin3 No it’s the Great Bootleg
Everybody is actually denni devitto
thanks for the weird fact if his real name
😮
“The bird is JonTron”
Ottermatic is that a dunkey reference there
THE FUCKIN BIRD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
And the guy is Timothy Brentwood
We were searching for the bird
But the real bird was inside of us all along
Have you noticed they’ve never been in the same place at the same time??? 😱
That's clearly a middle aged man in a bird costume.
Lmaooo
If you look close you see the zipper.
That is one way of putting it.
It was just Timothy Brentwood
@@AJ_Ol Trying to google who that is has only lead me to more confusion.
Damn I never realised how much Jontron has changed until hearing Jacques again.
Jontron is lame now...
😢
@@tilltanky5367 Do I have to pull out the world's smallest violin?
Jacque's gained a little weight since we've seen him last... boy, child actors, am I right?
I was honestly legitimately scared for Jacques’ life for the longest time. Thank you for this video!!
Pretty sure Jon said back around the vanilla ice video how they couldn't film much with him due to him being rather hard to handle
@@DewaKrishna_ OSHA rules since they opened a studio, parrots are responsible for deaths annually.
A green cheek conure like Jaques can live to be 30 with the proper care. And I'm sure he's well taken care of!
So I’ve seen some people asking why Jacques is turning his head so much, he’s not sick, he actually noticing himself in the camera or monitor and being very interested in who that handsome fellow is
Edit: Wow. Okay. Did NOT mean for this to blow up. Y’all are arguing a bit, didn’t mean to ruffle y’alls feathers. (This is why my parents don’t love me)
Or he has stargazing, birds don’t lift their heads slowly like Jaques was doing unless their sick
I'm thinking this is why he hasn't been on the show. Looks like he suffered some sort of medical episode.
Or maybe he hasn't been on the show because its incredibly stressful for a bird to be constantly moved between places. And dangerous since Jon works on an actual set now, instead of his home.
@@BirdKeeperCel or maybe, now hear me out on this one, he's a fucking conure and they're always acting like that.
Helel birds are completely fine with moving between places, something is wrong with Jacques.
Words cannot explain how happy hearing Jacques' voice makes me.
Hearing Jacques' voice after this long broke my heart. He and Jon still got a timeless dynamic. Time to rewatch the classics.
in all seriousness, I miss Jacques and when JonTron covered games.
I DESPERATELY MISS IT TOO
I completely agree. I do enjoy Jon's new content, but his old stuff is much more enjoyable to watch imo.
myeaaah I miss the ole' screaming at hallway XIII and jon's coked up sonic developers.
Having Jaques on was great, but I remember Jon saying somewhere that having him was hard because working with animals really slows down production.
“New upload! Maybe it’s a hallow-“
pop figure
Everyone else: Trees
Jontron: Here's jacques he's not dead
So you're also getting a bunch of videos about trees. I thought it was just me
It's a campaign
Maybe Jacques is a tree
Me: Trees
Everyone else: Trees
Trees: How tf am I talking?
More like r/trees
Fans: We wanna see Jacques again!
Jon: [see video]
Jon: Never ask me for anything ever again
Jaques: This isn't funny
Everyone: *explosive laughter*
I was really thinking he was after all this time
Glad to know this little fella is doin well
I mean parrots can live up 80 years so yeah
A green cheek conure like Jaques can live to be 30 with the proper care. And I'm sure he's well taken care of!
macaws and African greys can he will probably live to 25 to 30
Doesn't Jon film on a set these days? That would explain why we haven't seen him in a while. It'd be stressful for a bird to take him between home and a set constantly.
Huh didn't know these birds live that long I was assuming a few years at best
Just married and already has a toy of his likeness out.
Wait... He got married???
Why am i always the last to know about these things...
When did he get married?
@@caleb688 This week I believe
@@caleb688 literally yesterday?
It was over the weekend
JonTron: Are you dead?
Jacques: *Inside*
Mood
I think they used his likeness. Can we sue?
Jaques: "Out the butt."
Yeah we should sue.
And then they made a million doooollaars.
"Well that was a load of shit."
I understood that reference!
Maaan, Reality sucks
and they had really great hair...
Can’t be mad at Jacque I mean John didn’t even invite him to his wedding like come on dude that’s cold he’s been your bro for a long time he should been your best man
Jon gave him the Josh Peck treatment?
More like the Jacque Peck treatment am I right guys? 😂
HE DID WHAT!!! 🤮
Man in the Mask imma tell you once and once only, get the fuck outta here
Wait, he got married? (I don’t really follow him anywhere else)
Glad I'm not the only one who's been wondering if Jacques died lol
It's been my sole question for so long!
+I. L.
I thought he did
I was so worried SOOOO WORRIED....just happy he can relax ☺️
Jon said a while ago he stopped using Jacques in videos because he doesn't follow direction very well and makes it hard to get consistent takes.
Probably because he's a bird.
He must be ancient in bird years, holy crap!
I missed that cute bird. Glad to see he's well. When he stopped appearing in video's i had to admit i was a little worried.
Pweese bring back old intro. Two years too long without hearing that melody and seeing the genius art style.
Jon gets married, releases a toy and brings back his beloved bird sidekick all in the same week
wow
Maybe he will review Barbie games again
@@geminisfl
Spooooooorts!
Wait what, he got married?
@@joeybrodeur548 Yeah, he got married during last weekend
I'm so happy for him. I'm glad Jacques is alive and well I thought he died
"Inside"
-Jacques (2019)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hes not enjoying retirement
“‘Inside’
-Jacques (2019)”
- Furan Komori (2019)
@@nonefyer372 dont you dare lenny face a birb
Best birb ever
Fun fact I pretty sure those birds live a really long time period like a good 30 years you have to commit. Or 20 years. I could be exaggerating
That’s nice to hear
The oldest parrot in the world was 114.
Well hello JonTron, or should I say Timothy Brentwood!
That’s right, I’m on to you you imposter!
I see that Jacques finally kicked his seed addiction!
"JACQUES?
HAVE YOU BEEN DOING
S E E D ?"
Jacques will return in Jontron: Endgame
"No Jacques, don't do this to me! You ain't doin' this to me!"
"Jon, I don't feel so good..."
"Don't worry, i-i-it's just a glitch. You'll get over it."
*Jacques turns into dust*
"Well, shit. My bird is dead and now there's all this sand stuff I gotta clean up. Guess I'll just have to build another bird."
Now you have me anticipating a movie that doesn't exist
@@nerdstorma8427 No, it's gonna happen. We'll make it happen.
JonTron just hasn't been the same since Jacques stopped being a regular in the videos
Jacques needs to return. He was a crucial ingredient in the show, probably the only well-executed RUclipsr sidekick in the history of RUclips.
he's too much of a nasty boi
I don’t think I’ver ever been so happy to see a bird.
And tell you what: Seeing birds makes me happy everyday
You know i think the same thing everytime i look at my bird.
Birds work for the bourgeoisie
There's no birds
*the most anticipated event of 2019*
*_Birds rise up_*
Nah. I’m still waiting for a video game review.
Rip Area 51 Raid. Remembered and forgotten.
Malevolent Fae how could you forget about the birb?
Mr beast helping the environment by planting trees
And jacques comes back from the grave
Today is a good day
Jaques is a green cheeked Conure, as far as I can tell. These bad boys have a long life expectancy, ranging from 20 to 25 years. Jaques will be around for quite a while!
Good to hear
Jacques: *The Art Of The Deal*
Plot twist: Jacques retired because JonTron is to difficult to work with.
Grumpy Cat aren’t you supposed to be in heaven? 🤔
Silly mortal, you should know greatness never dies.
I mean knowing how Jontron describes himself a perfectionist when making his video. I can see why
I heard Jacques is actually planning on sitting in on a Game Grumps session
I am dead inside too!
Birds can live for up to 30 years depending on species so that jacques is probably the first and will live on for many more years to come
Are you dead?
Millennials : Inside.
He can’t be dead since the bird is Jontron
This is accurate information
can confirm 100% fact
Dukey refrence...nice
@@mihaelgyofi7441 dunkey
@@brahimilyes681 that's what he said, dobtey
Jon: Jaques is alive and doing great!
Everyone else: Jaques has a bird disease and is a day away from death.
I’m pretty sure Jacques died at least 3 times
CourierAphra Bird Flu
CourierAphra he died in lore
SAARS
bird flu
Wesnile virus
His disease is being too cute
Just a simple phone call was all we needed
When he said "cooking up something special" I thought he was talking about Jacques
Jacques is not dead
Everyone liked that
JACQUES NOT DEAD, HE IS SURELY ALIVE!
HE'S LIVING ON THE INSIDE, ROARING LIKE A LION!
666th like he is now cursed for death
666
what if he were undead? zombie parakeet anyone?
I could give a fuc less
Everyone talking about Jacque and I just want to congratulate Jon on his marriage.
wut?
@@Sunborne187 yeah he got married :)
I see the ring now. That's legit confirmed.
Jacque is more important.
I need more info on this! Who is the wife??
I've got a feeling that Jacques is going to be around for awhile and that makes me very happy :)
I'm just glad to know that Jacques is alive.
Jon: "Are you dead?"
Jacques: ................. "inside."
O-Okay yeah, I'd figured you'd say that.
i felt that..
Omg you heard that as well!? It's almost like you watched the video and had the audio on, just like me!!
Why does this get over 300 "ups"?
@@donGripo when Jacques said he's dead inside I felt that
@@KingExalted Sweet!
Of course we haven't seen Jacques in a while, he was too busy starring in that new Joker movie.
There was a bird in that movie?!
I think I'm just really fucking stupid actually, so feel free to dis regard that question
Crayon Berry the movie stars Jacques Pheonix
@@zokontech its Joaquin Phoenix, not Jacques
Chasson Eli I know it was a joke
Chasson Eli that’s the joke
Shout out all the way from the wintery Isles within my beloved East London, Canning Town! Literally ordering the Youtooz limited edition as I type. So glad you're still working and putting out content bruv. 😁
Not gonna lie, I was genuinely concerned about Jaques wellbeing. Glad he's still off doing his bird thing...
1:40 - "I think they used our likeness. Can we sue?"
- The Night Shade episode
Out the butt.
Yeah we should sue
MagicMaster667 what’s a night shade episode...? .... am I getting old? :,(
AND THEN THEY MADE *A MIIIIILLION DOLLARS!!!!*
Can I get a T-shirt of Jacque saying “I’m dead inside”
Please and thank you
I'll take seven
I'll take their entire stock
And another saying "Hello, this is bird"
I actually thought Jaques was dead, and you were so sad you didn't wanted to talk about it
I wasn’t clicking on this because i thought they were recommending me an old video for some reason, ( Jontron congrats on the wedding my boi)
Jon: "Are you dead?"
Jacques: "Inside"
Whyd you comment that? To prove you watched it? Im confused why you would transcribe part of the video into a comment? Please explain
Eric Badder
People just like quoting things, plus easy likes I guess.
@@ericbadder1552 why not?
@@ericbadder1552 "Whyd you comment that? To prove you watched it? Im confused why you transcribe part of the video into a comment. Please explain"
-Eric Badder, 2019
More like
Us: "Did you die?"
Jacques: "Sadly yes, but I lived"
Thank you for clearing up that question. Been wondering about that for a while.
Is Jacques still alive in 2022
"Don't make me litigate"
-Jonathan Tronathan
2019
Quote of the day for me.
Dr. Jonathan Tronley, snake oil salesman.
@Betanick No, you have no recourse.
The rumor came out: Does Jacques is dead?
yes
Now that's a reference I haven't heard in a long heckin while.
+1
Oh no
***Memories triggered, fight or flight activated***
It's been long sinsce I've been so excited watching a channel again, it's good to see Jon making videos frequently again, without losing quality
Jon’s Youtooz came back out for literally 2 seconds and I picked it up this Saturday. Nice
I love how he needed a whole piece of paper to remember "Are you dead?" to read to Jacques😂
don't read too far into the bit, when one does, you become the bit
Yes Cheyenne, that's the joke
Yeah, okay, smart ass. Let's see YOU remember ten whole letters without a script.
"I think they used our likeness. Can we sue?"
"Out the butt."
-Nightshade: The Claws of HEUGH
Ok
Back when he used to be good and not just mediocre
Damn you HEUGH!!!
@@derpyfan5261 ok
@@derpyfan5261 I mean, I don't think it's illegal to be wrong. So you do you.
I love how fitting Jacques movement is for the is he dead question lol it just perfect for the responds
I haven't seen Jacques in so long, its so nice to see him!
Honestly glad Jacques isn't dead. Not even in a "he's a good character" way, just sucks to lose a friend.
Exept he is also a good character
I hear that, my friend, pets can be as close as children.
"Don't do this..."
"...Don't make me litigate..."
Victorious Vehicon had me dying
Aww I didn't want this one to end. I love it when birb gets to join! Lol
*JonTrons* *the* *bird!*
WAKE *TF* *UP* PPL
JonTron: so I have these collecti-
his fanbase: *WE’RE TAKING THE ENTIRE STOCK.*
But it's limited.
Faidou
Then that makes it easier to take the entire stock
I have already purchased ten.
I will be back later with more money, I have a fresh kidney that needs a new owner.
@@DigitalGame18 we don't want more of your kidneys where are you even getting so many?!
Jacques: * Returns *
Me: You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you...
I know it's been a bit since this was uploaded, but I just wanted to say that that birb is ADORABLE.
You have no idea how happy I am to see the lad again.
I legit looked up if Jacques was still around yesterday, can’t believe it got answered
Jaque is looking quite old now so it's appropriate he's retired.
if they're well taken care of, they can live up to 30 years
birds live forever. especially conures.
LeBlanc parrots and the like can live up to 90 years. Birds are ridiculous.
@@leblanc3536 More like 80 and beyond. In my country you need to have a backup person to take care of the bird after you die in order to legally have one, as a parrot is most likely to outlive the owner.
@@CidGuerreiro1234 I just read online what the number was for Jacques' breed of bird
looking up green-cheeked conure says it's averaged out to 10 years, but can live up to 30 with proper care
I was actually wondering where he's been.. thanks for this Jon!
Thanks For having Jacques on an episode!
Taken from the Yootooz biography:
"After getting his start on RUclips with the Game Grumps" WOAH now you just hold on a second
that's a big ouch
a tremendous oof
The disrespect smh
They’re doin that so the Grump fan numbed 7547 that buys every piece of grumps merch will buy it
The big yikes