"Blade Wolf is meant to test your parrying skills" *me who didn't even know how to parry and just ran around in circles while doing combo attacks when I could and just beat it that way*
Good to hear Cut You Down, its always good to hear unpopular tracks like Dark skies or Return to Ashes, and Cut You Down is a deep cut, even in the MGR music community. Also it’s good to mention Locked and Loaded, Beta A Stranger I Remain, and all the covers
Bladewolf Translations (Part 1): **Battle 1** BW: Sup [Female Dog] Raiden: Wha? BW: I have come to reach you about your lifes expiration, Oh [F] you blocked that, What- Raiden: The IRS did what to you?! BW: What made you think I'd work with them? Or are you just moronic? **After Battle** Oh [F], You depleted my "Bazinga" meter **Later** Raiden: alright I'm in and I have just a disguise to fit in BW: Raiden you were [F] scammed Raiden: and it was such a great deal too BW: you sold my [Puppy Maker] for it! **Encounter with the IRS** Raiden: oh you got to be kidding me! BW: Oh [F] it's the IRS! **Chuck-E-Cheese debate** Raiden: Thanks Wolf, at least I've got you by my side BW: Bro it's an entertainment center (Note: some words are censored because RUclips is a big cry baby)
@@sneakysnuck8481 Im glad to hear that my small comment made you happy! To be honest I still think its realy honerable from you to translate this for us PLS let my know when youre done with part 2
6:21 as a guy who played the very hard and revengance mode i can confirm Those Freaking rocket launchers are fueled with the most evilness of the creators of the game at least you can parri those monkey but that rockets dont
I came back to this vid and clicked a random spot on the timeline looking for something and instead got a PERFECT drop on the beat for Locked and Loaded, the song is just that powerful
disneyland isn't a restaurant, it is an amusement park that *contains* multiple restaurants and food vendors. Referring to the food serving portion of Chuck E Cheese as "the Chuck E Cheese restaurant" is accurate.
Is it just me or does Sundowner's actual scissors look a bit smaller than those that Raiden uses? Or is it just Sundowner so big that they look small in his hands?
The first location opened as Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre in San Jose, California. It was the first family restaurant to integrate food with arcade games and animated entertainment; thus being one of the pioneers the “family entertainment center” concept. (I searched on google becuse I wanted to know)
Was very much enjoying the video already, but as soon as I heard a remix of "You're Mine" from Furi, had to sub. Also, for as much as I've seen and played MGR, I have never once seen the cat during the monsoon intro.
Sadly the First level is Pre set Default with Raiden Kit so the Run Truly Starts with the Second Chapter But I'm Still Looking Forward to More People playing this Game For Sure!
The grad is not "jermas meat grinder" (like what tf is a Jerma?) It is a discount transformer. Also raiden is somone i can truly respect now. He is bot some plebian on the internet.
the only reason i never used these is because for some reason i cant do any of the "combos" that require multiple button presses when using the scisor dont even know what they are because they dont work for me
Every attack with Scizzors: Uncharged swing (press heavy attack) Charged swing (hold heavy attack, then release) Slam (press heavy attack in air) Spinning slam (hold heavy attack in air) Backwards slam (charged/uncharged swing attack, then press heavy attack) (requires Turbulence skill) Backwards swing (charged/uncharged swing attack, then hold heavy attack, then release) (requires Turbulence skill) Spinning swing (backwards slam/swing, then press heavy attack) (requires Down Burst skill) Spinning Combo (backwards slam/swing, then hold heavy attack, then release) (requires Down Burst skill) Hope this helps!
@@gladoseon4117 no my issue was that the game wouldnt let me do the followups i know the moves(or rather the inputs for the moves), i just wasnt able to do the followups
I don't think you know that Bloodlust charges give you super-armor lol... enemies won't be able to stun you when you have them charged up. You can also charge up Bloodlust's first attack fast enough to hit Monsoon as he rushes towards you. Seeing as I'm 4 months late though, this is probably useless info.
yo this is hilarious and also lowkey impressive for the dedication to running with scissors while also making this into a whole ass performance. Gotta ask though, what's that cover of You're Mine playing throughout Mission R-03?
I'd say chick e cheese is a restaurant. It's literally got food in its name. That being said, I've never been to one or even to America for that matter.
All this run shown me was the Scissors are both overpowered and the absolute worst weapon in the game. Overpowered because it can kill most enemies in a single hit, but also takes forever to attack, opening you to attacks. Rather fun weapon to use.
Can you make another metal gear rising video, I enjoyed the scissor one and the metal gear rising vid has performed the best out of all your challenge videos, I suggest that you make a wooden sword or sai play through
Rephrasing the intro as Jack learning from Sundowner was really funny
aka susdowner
I LIKE CHILDREN
- Sundowner I think
I've always wondered why he swings the bloodlust so slowly but he can lift all of mg excelsius
Game mechanics
He is using his left arm that's not his fapping arm
His shoulders are amazing, but not his curling muscles.
@@markheavenrain249how would he fap when 99% of his body is mechanical?
@@markheavenrain249 That's wild
i love how the fan base only interprets raiden in 2 ways
edgy
or homoerotic
Why not both?
People interpret him?
5:45
Violence is not the answer, it is a question, and the answer is yes.
"Blade Wolf is meant to test your parrying skills"
*me who didn't even know how to parry and just ran around in circles while doing combo attacks when I could and just beat it that way*
I usually just kicked the dog
Put simply, DEFENSIVE OFFENSIVE IS BETTER PARRY
@@mrhalfsaid1389 HELL YEAH BRUDDER
I learned I could parry with Sam.
Monsoon is parry tutorial
Good to hear Cut You Down, its always good to hear unpopular tracks like Dark skies or Return to Ashes, and Cut You Down is a deep cut, even in the MGR music community. Also it’s good to mention Locked and Loaded, Beta A Stranger I Remain, and all the covers
I love the original tracks.
A stranger I remain is one of the best tracks in the game and is so underrated
@@TeemoQuinton a soul can’t be cut is right there
Hello there brother
Okay.
This single-handedly got me question wether or not Chuck E. Cheese is a restaurant for over an hour
Damnit flash
@@RNG_Lemon HOLY SHIT LEMON ITS YOU
@@iFlashboy Yoooo whats up.
the chuck e cheese stuff was way too fucking funny.
Bladewolf Translations (Part 1):
**Battle 1**
BW: Sup [Female Dog]
Raiden: Wha?
BW: I have come to reach you about your lifes expiration, Oh [F] you blocked that, What-
Raiden: The IRS did what to you?!
BW: What made you think I'd work with them? Or are you just moronic?
**After Battle**
Oh [F], You depleted my "Bazinga" meter
**Later**
Raiden: alright I'm in and I have just a disguise to fit in
BW: Raiden you were [F] scammed
Raiden: and it was such a great deal too
BW: you sold my [Puppy Maker] for it!
**Encounter with the IRS**
Raiden: oh you got to be kidding me!
BW: Oh [F] it's the IRS!
**Chuck-E-Cheese debate**
Raiden: Thanks Wolf, at least I've got you by my side
BW: Bro it's an entertainment center
(Note: some words are censored because RUclips is a big cry baby)
Youre a hero man!!!
@@hilliti1135I know I'm a month late to reply but thank you
I needed to hear that today
I'll do translations part 2 just for you
@@sneakysnuck8481 Im glad to hear that my small comment made you happy!
To be honest I still think its realy honerable from you to translate this for us
PLS let my know when youre done with part 2
@@hilliti1135 I am more than happy to inform you part 2 is done
@@sneakysnuck8481 thx mate
Your blade wolf voice is a really unique take on the character you don’t see anyone else do. I like it
This editing is absolute Gold. A perfect Gem. The most elaborate shitpost
AND YOU ONLY HAVE 2850 SUBSCRIBERS?!
I'm new to the game and don't even have it yet this video makes the game look so entertaining you have earned my subscription
6:21 as a guy who played the very hard and revengance mode i can confirm Those Freaking rocket launchers are fueled with the most evilness of the creators of the game at least you can parri those monkey but that rockets dont
Ikr, just playing through any difficulty above hard is just filled with you getting beat by monkies and the rocket launcher
But you can actually cut them, and then receive healing supplies. I did this even with a fuel cell meter in the yellow.
14:40 anyone else noticed that Raiden's final pose here implies he cut Gorge right open across his chest, rather than cut off his right side?
Codec calls imply that George was separated in two, since they mentioned something about his lower body so yeah
0:32 your action
I came back to this vid and clicked a random spot on the timeline looking for something and instead got a PERFECT drop on the beat for Locked and Loaded, the song is just that powerful
Raiden finally realized Sundowner is invincible, so he takes his weapon xD
"Apathy is a tragedy, boredom is a crime"
Welcome To The Internet. You're a man of culture indeed.
This is 50% goofy retelling of MGR:R and 50% actual challenge. Love it.
jesus christ, this has allowed me to play the game again XD
I like how he made Sam and Raiden argue over Chuckee cheese.
disneyland isn't a restaurant, it is an amusement park that *contains* multiple restaurants and food vendors.
Referring to the food serving portion of Chuck E Cheese as "the Chuck E Cheese restaurant" is accurate.
I wanna know what Bladewolf said, but I'm also too lazy to put the Morse code into a converter.
"can i have a giant robot to test it on" breaked me in 9 pieces lmaoooo
this new genre of shitpost mgrr story reviews + perfect editing + challenges is amazing
The dubbing is brilliant, the voices are quite spot on.
I like the fact you used the demo versions of the songs, nice touch.
Where can i hear them?
13:40 killed me
I NEED that Stains of Time cover
Is it just me or does Sundowner's actual scissors look a bit smaller than those that Raiden uses? Or is it just Sundowner so big that they look small in his hands?
The ladder
@@kingdedede3547
Actually, that’s a *step*ladder.
this video is just batshit insane it's supposed to be a challenge video how is it this good 💀
Love how you can see the mouse sometimes
1:05 what the dog doin? Dooog doin? POV: you chose paper
"kis- I mean kick his ass" had me rolling
The first location opened as Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre in San Jose, California. It was the first family restaurant to integrate food with arcade games and animated entertainment; thus being one of the pioneers the “family entertainment center” concept. (I searched on google becuse I wanted to know)
You can be crueler then that, Jack
I WAS crueler than that
the humor makes my ears burn
Good to here my brother was able to teach you well he always wanted to be a teacher but then he picked a pair of scissors and you know the rest
Was very much enjoying the video already, but as soon as I heard a remix of "You're Mine" from Furi, had to sub. Also, for as much as I've seen and played MGR, I have never once seen the cat during the monsoon intro.
i had a good handful more laughs than i thought during this!
This challenge makes me need scissors! 61!
Violence?
Violence.
Violence is the question and the answer
The other answer is yes.
"you've just kill Obama" got me
ULTRAKILL MUSIC RAAAAHH
Sadly the First level is Pre set Default with Raiden Kit so the Run Truly Starts with the Second Chapter But I'm Still Looking Forward to More People playing this Game For Sure!
I can smell the scent of war, jack!
ULTRAKRILL?
16:09 im guessing this is inspired by max0r's run isnt it?
11:18 isn’t that the earlier version of the song people extracted from the demo?
Big scissors
I NEED A TRANSLATION TO THE MORSE CODE PLEASE
About monsoon, im not going to sugarcoat it, r1+triangle(on ps3)
The grad is not "jermas meat grinder" (like what tf is a Jerma?) It is a discount transformer. Also raiden is somone i can truly respect now. He is bot some plebian on the internet.
you can dodge monsoons sai long range attacks by sliding under the attack and then running
W Ultrakill music
You have a solid Raiden voice
Pov: "how easy can we make metal gear rising?"
Nice video man! 🎉
im gonna do this, but im also going to use mods to let you use the scissors in the prologue
"kiss his a- i mean kick his ass, sam.."
the only reason i never used these is because for some reason i cant do any of the "combos" that require multiple button presses when using the scisor
dont even know what they are because they dont work for me
Every attack with Scizzors:
Uncharged swing (press heavy attack)
Charged swing (hold heavy attack, then release)
Slam (press heavy attack in air)
Spinning slam (hold heavy attack in air)
Backwards slam (charged/uncharged swing attack, then press heavy attack) (requires Turbulence skill)
Backwards swing (charged/uncharged swing attack, then hold heavy attack, then release) (requires Turbulence skill)
Spinning swing (backwards slam/swing, then press heavy attack) (requires Down Burst skill)
Spinning Combo (backwards slam/swing, then hold heavy attack, then release) (requires Down Burst skill)
Hope this helps!
@@gladoseon4117 no my issue was that the game wouldnt let me do the followups i know the moves(or rather the inputs for the moves), i just wasnt able to do the followups
@@thememelords9491 you need to buy things from the Skills category when customizing, I put the required Skills in the original reply
I generally loved the impressions.
This game puts the Maximus in Gluteus Maximus.
raiden if he was a good character:
Its time for jack to CUT THE SHIT OUT
all the enemies chose paper
11:56 IS THAT ULTRAKILL MENTIONED
you can beat prolouge with scissors if you replace inventory lock to 0
And how you do that?
@@umrayquazashinyapareceu1672 cheat engine
Blade wolf: **windows noises**
No violence is never the answer its a question and the answer is always yes
Very good content
12:20 Music?
It's from ULTRAKILL
Just look up the greed layer ost for either Slaves to Power or God Damn The Sun
@saltIGEUSS ty
@saltIGEUSS it's Sands of Tide apparently
Sounds more like stains of time
subscribing just because of that chuck E. cheese joke
I don't think you know that Bloodlust charges give you super-armor lol... enemies won't be able to stun you when you have them charged up.
You can also charge up Bloodlust's first attack fast enough to hit Monsoon as he rushes towards you.
Seeing as I'm 4 months late though, this is probably useless info.
and the fact there is a mod that gives raiden the judgement cut
19:09
Best joke😎
Who made the cover of "stain of time" used in this video?
It’s all fun and games until The Rock comes in as a secret boss
The Kill La Kill challenge
gaming god
yo this is hilarious and also lowkey impressive for the dedication to running with scissors while also making this into a whole ass performance.
Gotta ask though, what's that cover of You're Mine playing throughout Mission R-03?
17:15 I stealthed that section
*don't lose your way! In your mind, we have to as one. Don't be afraid, my sweetheart, this is the way to be more strong.*
i dont know morse code, but if someone does pretty please translate what blade wolf is saying in the subtitles
Scsisros
Okay, real comment: it's so cool you used demo Mistral theme, nice job
10:58 WHAT OST IS THIS???!!!
CHAOS REIGNS
Activation Spanky mode
im helping my friend beat the game blindfolded on normal mode rn
Why did you have to put bladewolf in morse code it will take me ages to decode 😭
What does blade wolf say
POV: Your enemies chose paper
How accurate, combat rank is always C, because of the Cssors
8:16
Uhhh, bro, what did you just did?
I'd say chick e cheese is a restaurant. It's literally got food in its name. That being said, I've never been to one or even to America for that matter.
Was unexpected to see russian text here
And chuck e cheese debates
All this run shown me was the Scissors are both overpowered and the absolute worst weapon in the game. Overpowered because it can kill most enemies in a single hit, but also takes forever to attack, opening you to attacks. Rather fun weapon to use.
I am the first enemy that made him parry, nice
Where is the bird, Mistral?!
Good thing theres no rocks
Can you make another metal gear rising video, I enjoyed the scissor one and the metal gear rising vid has performed the best out of all your challenge videos, I suggest that you make a wooden sword or sai play through