Metal Gear Rising - Can I beat MGRR with Only SCISSORS? - Part 1
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- So I'm a dummy and forgot to give Geoffplaysguitar, Andrew Baena, Sasha DRK, Syndrome, The Maniac Agenda and Viberium credit for their cover of “The only thing i know for real”
Hey Pals, I spent so much time making this video, from the gameplay, to the scripting to the editing to the music. So much of my heart and soul went into this video. I think I started it on the 3rd of November
The script has gone through several revisions and what I've said has changed so much.
Also, Bladewolf is actually saying something ;)
If you're curious about the Chuck E Cheese bit, it's a reference to Wayneradiotv.
Oh and also, I've had to drastically reduce the quality of this video in order to get it out to you. My internet and youtube's upload speed are significant roadblocks for me right now and I have NO way to get around it. So for future reference, if I promise something and I delay it. Blame my internet.
Discord: / discord
Rephrasing the intro as Jack learning from Sundowner was really funny
aka susdowner
I LIKE CHILDREN
- Sundowner I think
i love how the fan base only interprets raiden in 2 ways
edgy
or homoerotic
Why not both?
People interpret him?
I've always wondered why he swings the bloodlust so slowly but he can lift all of mg excelsius
Game mechanics
He is using his left arm that's not his fapping arm
His shoulders are amazing, but not his curling muscles.
@@markheavenrain249how would he fap when 99% of his body is mechanical?
@@markheavenrain249 That's wild
5:45
Violence is not the answer, it is a question, and the answer is yes.
Bladewolf Translations (Part 1):
**Battle 1**
BW: Sup [Female Dog]
Raiden: Wha?
BW: I have come to reach you about your lifes expiration, Oh [F] you blocked that, What-
Raiden: The IRS did what to you?!
BW: What made you think I'd work with them? Or are you just moronic?
**After Battle**
Oh [F], You depleted my "Bazinga" meter
**Later**
Raiden: alright I'm in and I have just a disguise to fit in
BW: Raiden you were [F] scammed
Raiden: and it was such a great deal too
BW: you sold my [Puppy Maker] for it!
**Encounter with the IRS**
Raiden: oh you got to be kidding me!
BW: Oh [F] it's the IRS!
**Chuck-E-Cheese debate**
Raiden: Thanks Wolf, at least I've got you by my side
BW: Bro it's an entertainment center
(Note: some words are censored because RUclips is a big cry baby)
Youre a hero man!!!
@@hilliti1135I know I'm a month late to reply but thank you
I needed to hear that today
I'll do translations part 2 just for you
@@sneakysnuck8481 Im glad to hear that my small comment made you happy!
To be honest I still think its realy honerable from you to translate this for us
PLS let my know when youre done with part 2
@@hilliti1135 I am more than happy to inform you part 2 is done
@@sneakysnuck8481 thx mate
Good to hear Cut You Down, its always good to hear unpopular tracks like Dark skies or Return to Ashes, and Cut You Down is a deep cut, even in the MGR music community. Also it’s good to mention Locked and Loaded, Beta A Stranger I Remain, and all the covers
I love the original tracks.
A stranger I remain is one of the best tracks in the game and is so underrated
@@TeemoQuinton a soul can’t be cut is right there
Hello there brother
Okay.
"Blade Wolf is meant to test your parrying skills"
*me who didn't even know how to parry and just ran around in circles while doing combo attacks when I could and just beat it that way*
I usually just kicked the dog
Put simply, DEFENSIVE OFFENSIVE IS BETTER PARRY
@@mrhalfsaid1389 HELL YEAH BRUDDER
I learned I could parry with Sam.
Monsoon is parry tutorial
the chuck e cheese stuff was way too fucking funny.
"apathy's a tragedy, boredom is a crime" BRO the welcome to the internet reference goes hard
This editing is absolute Gold. A perfect Gem. The most elaborate shitpost
AND YOU ONLY HAVE 2850 SUBSCRIBERS?!
14:40 anyone else noticed that Raiden's final pose here implies he cut Gorge right open across his chest, rather than cut off his right side?
6:21 as a guy who played the very hard and revengance mode i can confirm Those Freaking rocket launchers are fueled with the most evilness of the creators of the game at least you can parri those monkey but that rockets dont
Ikr, just playing through any difficulty above hard is just filled with you getting beat by monkies and the rocket launcher
But you can actually cut them, and then receive healing supplies. I did this even with a fuel cell meter in the yellow.
I'm new to the game and don't even have it yet this video makes the game look so entertaining you have earned my subscription
Raiden finally realized Sundowner is invincible, so he takes his weapon xD
0:32 your action
I came back to this vid and clicked a random spot on the timeline looking for something and instead got a PERFECT drop on the beat for Locked and Loaded, the song is just that powerful
"Apathy is a tragedy, boredom is a crime"
Welcome To The Internet. You're a man of culture indeed.
This is 50% goofy retelling of MGR:R and 50% actual challenge. Love it.
this new genre of shitpost mgrr story reviews + perfect editing + challenges is amazing
jesus christ, this has allowed me to play the game again XD
This single-handedly got me question wether or not Chuck E. Cheese is a restaurant for over an hour
Damnit flash
@@RNG_Lemon HOLY SHIT LEMON ITS YOU
@@iFlashboy Yoooo whats up.
I like how he made Sam and Raiden argue over Chuckee cheese.
I wanna know what Bladewolf said, but I'm also too lazy to put the Morse code into a converter.
Is it just me or does Sundowner's actual scissors look a bit smaller than those that Raiden uses? Or is it just Sundowner so big that they look small in his hands?
The ladder
@@kingdedede3547
Actually, that’s a *step*ladder.
I like the fact you used the demo versions of the songs, nice touch.
this video is just batshit insane it's supposed to be a challenge video how is it this good 💀
You can be crueler then that, Jack
Love how you can see the mouse sometimes
I NEED that Stains of Time cover
13:40 killed me
"you've just kill Obama" got me
Violence?
Violence.
Violence is the question and the answer
The other answer is yes.
The dubbing is brilliant, the voices are quite spot on.
disneyland isn't a restaurant, it is an amusement park that *contains* multiple restaurants and food vendors.
Referring to the food serving portion of Chuck E Cheese as "the Chuck E Cheese restaurant" is accurate.
the humor makes my ears burn
i had a good handful more laughs than i thought during this!
1:05 what the dog doin? Dooog doin? POV: you chose paper
The first location opened as Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Time Theatre in San Jose, California. It was the first family restaurant to integrate food with arcade games and animated entertainment; thus being one of the pioneers the “family entertainment center” concept. (I searched on google becuse I wanted to know)
Was very much enjoying the video already, but as soon as I heard a remix of "You're Mine" from Furi, had to sub. Also, for as much as I've seen and played MGR, I have never once seen the cat during the monsoon intro.
I can smell the scent of war, jack!
Pov: "how easy can we make metal gear rising?"
About monsoon, im not going to sugarcoat it, r1+triangle(on ps3)
I generally loved the impressions.
"can i have a giant robot to test it on" breaked me in 9 pieces lmaoooo
you can beat prolouge with scissors if you replace inventory lock to 0
All this run shown me was the Scissors are both overpowered and the absolute worst weapon in the game. Overpowered because it can kill most enemies in a single hit, but also takes forever to attack, opening you to attacks. Rather fun weapon to use.
You have a solid Raiden voice
The grad is not "jermas meat grinder" (like what tf is a Jerma?) It is a discount transformer. Also raiden is somone i can truly respect now. He is bot some plebian on the internet.
"kiss his a- i mean kick his ass, sam.."
I NEED A TRANSLATION TO THE MORSE CODE PLEASE
*don't lose your way! In your mind, we have to as one. Don't be afraid, my sweetheart, this is the way to be more strong.*
Sadly the First level is Pre set Default with Raiden Kit so the Run Truly Starts with the Second Chapter But I'm Still Looking Forward to More People playing this Game For Sure!
im gonna do this, but im also going to use mods to let you use the scissors in the prologue
the only reason i never used these is because for some reason i cant do any of the "combos" that require multiple button presses when using the scisor
dont even know what they are because they dont work for me
Every attack with Scizzors:
Uncharged swing (press heavy attack)
Charged swing (hold heavy attack, then release)
Slam (press heavy attack in air)
Spinning slam (hold heavy attack in air)
Backwards slam (charged/uncharged swing attack, then press heavy attack) (requires Turbulence skill)
Backwards swing (charged/uncharged swing attack, then hold heavy attack, then release) (requires Turbulence skill)
Spinning swing (backwards slam/swing, then press heavy attack) (requires Down Burst skill)
Spinning Combo (backwards slam/swing, then hold heavy attack, then release) (requires Down Burst skill)
Hope this helps!
@@gladoseon4117 no my issue was that the game wouldnt let me do the followups i know the moves(or rather the inputs for the moves), i just wasnt able to do the followups
@@thememelords9491 you need to buy things from the Skills category when customizing, I put the required Skills in the original reply
ULTRAKILL MUSIC RAAAAHH
Nice video man! 🎉
16:09 im guessing this is inspired by max0r's run isnt it?
you can dodge monsoons sai long range attacks by sliding under the attack and then running
Very good content
I don't think you know that Bloodlust charges give you super-armor lol... enemies won't be able to stun you when you have them charged up.
You can also charge up Bloodlust's first attack fast enough to hit Monsoon as he rushes towards you.
Seeing as I'm 4 months late though, this is probably useless info.
CHAOS REIGNS
Activation Spanky mode
This challenge makes me need scissors! 61!
Scsisros
Okay, real comment: it's so cool you used demo Mistral theme, nice job
Who made the cover of "stain of time" used in this video?
No violence is never the answer its a question and the answer is always yes
Was unexpected to see russian text here
And chuck e cheese debates
POV: Your enemies chose paper
Why did you have to put bladewolf in morse code it will take me ages to decode 😭
11:18 isn’t that the earlier version of the song people extracted from the demo?
yo this is hilarious and also lowkey impressive for the dedication to running with scissors while also making this into a whole ass performance.
Gotta ask though, what's that cover of You're Mine playing throughout Mission R-03?
19:09
Best joke😎
YOOO YOU USED THAT ONE REMIX FOR MISTRAL
W
and the fact there is a mod that gives raiden the judgement cut
How accurate, combat rank is always C, because of the Cssors
gaming god
Good thing theres no rocks
i dont know morse code, but if someone does pretty please translate what blade wolf is saying in the subtitles
the sundowner impression wasn't actually that bad
all the enemies chose paper
ULTRAKRILL?
W Ultrakill music
Can you make another metal gear rising video, I enjoyed the scissor one and the metal gear rising vid has performed the best out of all your challenge videos, I suggest that you make a wooden sword or sai play through
I'd say chick e cheese is a restaurant. It's literally got food in its name. That being said, I've never been to one or even to America for that matter.
i need scissors! 61!
Raiden talking about the Status Memes is my exact opinion on it lmao. Half the time the punchline is just "Haha interrupting porn funny" or "Furries CRINGE" and it's just annoying, especially since for a while it flooded my recommendations because I watched some back when I thought it was slightly funny
I am the first enemy that made him parry, nice
8:16
Uhhh, bro, what did you just did?
17:15 I stealthed that section
8:12 Wait a minute...
pov: you chose paper
Ah, yes, cursor in the middle of the screen gaming.
What does blade wolf say
I thought i saw a bird. Never mind just a bit h.
What difficulty was this?
Hard
The mouse cursor AAAAAAAAAAH
What are the remixes of the boss songs called?
da heck is the morse code?
Is there a full version of the song at 11:10?
ruclips.net/video/3o9IuG8Ych8/видео.html
wtf why is your mouse in the middle of your screen aaaaa