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"Not guilty. That's my dad."
This kid is gonna be one hell of an attorney.
Some might say an ace
@@notoriousgoblin83 ba dum tss
@@notoriousgoblin83 nice
Yo he gonna say opposite to his dads judge
Reminds me of a speed trap that used to be up in front of the high school near my grandma's. Youngest brother got his only ticket from them catching his license, but he was in another state at the time. It was our middle sib borrowing his car.
2:24: This guy turned from "Sculbag Racist" to "Honest guy just wanting to sold his house to a real person, not a real estate agency" in an instant ! Good plot twist !
Poor dude, imagine no one had pointed it out to him and he found out via a more unpleasant situation...
I thought he was talking about like the FBI or something.
As this is in my city in Australia, I was watching this MORTIFIED. At the big reveal, I felt so much better. And yes, our local paper is scummy enough to print that kind of thing without verifying it with the customer. They still print things wrong with articles as their journalists write what they hear and not check with the interviewee about anything.
@@jon85753 More likely an investigative reporter. My best guess is the man is from A Current Affair; a national TV show that's been running since the 70s that investigates local stories and issues, with an overall air of 'standing up for the little guy'. I don't like the show much because they have a tendancy to encourage the community to judge people before they face any sort of trial and because the reporters will sometimes harass the subjects of their articles in public areas, but this would absolutely be the type of story they would investigate
Just so you know, the first one probably wasn't due to dyslexia, but dialect and hearing. At that time (before emails) you would phone the newspaper to put in an ad like that. The person at the newspaper must have heard him wrong (and probably be somewhat biased) and put down Asians instead of agents.
This end was unexpected
It was a relieving moment xdxd
Yep. And everyone would have known this was about how he, by his dialect, pronpunced "agents" - if Click didn't voiceover almost their entire conversation, leaving only the punchline.
Remember, you're only one thick accent, one chewing gum and one crappy landline away from winning the racism race.
"the person who"
What?
I need to know!
26:45 context. Initially due to a programming bug, Hitman had a homing briefcase that would follow the target until the target was killed. This was later patched, but community liked the homing briefcase so much that the studio brought the bug back around, as a feature.
Does that count as an 'accidental' kill? I mean... he clearly angered that wild briefcase.
Bugs that become features are the best things in games.
@@dmgroberts5471 It would be "accidental" because the briefcase can only knock you out, not kill you, but falling into the ocean unconscious "accidentally" did drown him.
Slightly more context: Anything thrown in HITMAN follows the target until contact is made, but this didn't become _obvious_ until the briefcase returned in HITMAN 2 and people noticed it would curve around corners, because due to its size, it moved more slowly than, say, a hammer and took longer to reach the target. As the OP here points out, the bug got patched, but the devs "unpatched" one particular briefcase, made it _even slower_ so it will follow the target for a longer time (resulting in the jetski clip), and put it in the game as an unlockable item. Oh, I love IO Interactive. 😁
So sweet of the Click to keep sponsoring the Click
Congrats on the heart!
Yeah click is very lucky to be sponsored by click!
Especially after the controversy
According to the church, sponsoring yourself is a sin.
According to SCIENCE, maybe listen to the Satan instead.
BONUS FUN FACT: "Satan" means "lawyer." I like lawyers.
Cant wait for the emotional support demon
Can we talk about those boxers for a second? What the one did, kissing his opponent, is one of the oldest, dirtiest tricks in the book. It is usually meant to enrage the opponent so they fight out of anger and lose focus, ultimately losing. Those boxers had so little toxic masculinity between them that the opponent’s all, “Thanks for the kiss, still whoopin’ your ass, though.” That is how it should be.
I chuckled at the his opponent's little smirk after being kissed. It was all, "Yeah, whatever, mate. Nice try. You goin' DOWN."
@@DrachenGothik666 Exactly. 😂😂😂
@@DrachenGothik666 "Man, you better hope you punch better than you kiss."
I really need to get into boxing.
...I'd be a hell of a lot more scared of someone mad, that lack of focus might lead to them disregarding rules meant to avoid somebody dying...
There's a reason cats are technically considered both liquid and solid. The study was done as a joke, but BY DEFINITION it just... works.
Cats are plasma
Our local post office has a selection of boxes available with a sign that says, "If it fits, it ships." And I immediately thought of the cat. You just KNOW he's gonna try mailing himself off somewhere.
The click has facial hair in the thumbnail but not in the video.
I love how the rest of the cats are like: "Wait... WE CAN DO THAT!?"
Cat's are owned by Shrodinger and exist in a mutually contradictory state
That judge with the kid... he's a legend and has/had a TV show.
I remember reading about another case where he had a little girl decide if her mother should be fined or not, and when she answered honestly he made the fine something like half of what it was, and to be paid by buying the girl dinner - because at some point the judge asked what the girl had for breakfast or maybe lunch, and the girl answered "nothing". The judge realized that with a mother who wasn't exactly rich, a big fine was likely going to mean that the court would basically be taking food out of the girl's mouth.
Those lids and the air.... I can explain that. The reason they're doing that is because I shouldn't have left those airblowers in the same place where I put the hostages.
Fun fact: Most cats can fit anywhere their head fits.
*whiskers.
@@keshaartis8365 nope, it's head. Their whiskers are the width of their shoulders, so if their whiskers fit they can walk through easily. But if their head fits through, than they can get literally every part of their body through, assuming they aren't over weight.
@@keshaartis8365 the whiskers (from what I know) are more of a sensor for if they can fit, in this case. If whiskers can fits, cats can sits.
It's because they have a floating clavicle! :D
Same with the rats
I love messing with scam callers. My current answer when they ring is, "Hi, listen, who am I killing, the wife or the mistress?" I've had so many scammers hang up on me. I'm patiently waiting for one of them to answer me.
"The husband, he's a cheating prick."
My personal favorite story about scam callers. This guy was getting tired of getting the calls so finally he acted like the scammer had just called the location of a homicide that is being actively investigated and acted like a cop. Proceeded to grill the scammer about the most ridiculous shit related to the 'victim' and the callers relationship to him.
Do you have a link?
Technically it wasn't a scam caller, but a telemarketing one. Can still be annoying but at least not a crime.
@@smith22041 Well, no, they claimed to have an arrest warrant, and wanted them to pay over $2500 immediately. That is a scam.
I personally love anything Jim Browning does with scammers. He's a mastermind when it comes to trolling them XD
This is genius! Definitely using this!
26:35
That was originally a bug in the game, the suitcase you threw wasn't traveling as fast as it should have and it wasn't supposed to chase its target, so they eventually fixed it. But everyone (including the developers) loved it so much that they eventually added a new item in the game, it was called something like a smart suitcase.
Lel xD
The "smart suitcase"
What game was it?
@@Al___One of the Hitman games, I think it’s Hitman 2
@@Bunnywithagun a thx bro might chex it out
Also there's a Smart suitcase 2 as the first one will follow your target but can't make turns at all and the 2nd one will 1-1 follow the pathing of the target including turns but yeah they're amazing additions lol
That scam caller, I would've laughed if the "unexpected" was that it wasn't actually a scam caller. I know cops don't call you to tell you that you have a warrant out for your arrest because of an unpaid ticket, but still, it would've been funnier. It was still great though.
I've thought that before with the CRA scammers and such, but my feeling is, even if it's real, they will understand why I hang up on them considering there are so many fake ones.
@@wolfwing1 i mean it wouldnt ever be real simply because the government does not rely on phones at all for obvious reasons
And they would never tell you over the phone about a warrant because you might flee
law enforcment will never call u if u have a warrant
@@robertbennett2796 Nobody will call you for anything, unless you have talked to them before. Otherwise they just send mail ... a lot of mail ... xD
I know I'm a bit of an ameture on how the justice system works but if they really did, they probably wouldn't tell you, they'd just arrest you.
As a gas station employee... That clip with the kids pouring out gaseline on the ground just gives me a headache. Yes they have a stopper and it is activated by contact. Meaning if you just leave it hanging so will it never get into contact with the sensor.... Especially problematic on newer cars with anti fuel thieft protection that causes the sensor to get splashed when you stick it fully in....
So when you attach the fuel gun partly in. Hanging and un-watched... This is a potential outcome.
As for cleaning it up. For that amount is to dump a oil absorber. Wait and collect into a bucket and transport for chemical waist desposal. Assuming nothing left the station and into the local ground water. At that case it is a serious "shit happend" moment and frankly I would go home and cry if I worked there.
Gas station employee for about 5 years. Can confirm. This is why there are always giant signs at the pumps telling you to stay with the pump while it's going, but nobody pays them any attention sadly.
In Britain they removed the switch on the handle that lets the pump run on auto, so you have to hold the 'trigger' down until the pump stops. It was done years ago to prevent just this.
That's definitely an environmental report, there's no way nothing got into the storm drains
I think the banging sewer lids is due to rainwater that is flowing through the pipe very fast and pushing air upwards, normally those lids are locked by twisting them a bit to prevent that or that water pushed up, if they are open like that is can happen that air get trapped and lift the lids and water can even be ejected upwards.
I saw something like that once when I was hiking. Nearby was a reservoir. I strongly suspect that an overflow channel was opened there, and the water quickly drained away.
Thank you kindly, big lid engineer
Thank you for explaining! That part of the video was a bit spooky.
Thank you, kind person, for that enlightening explanation. I was wondering, if that really was some kind of massive gas attack, those people should've been complaining of the smell...
sounds about right i was going to say someone lit the sewer on fire again XD
15:25 he is a cat of commitment, determination and shear fucking will
For the Gaz spilling video here's a insight: It's actually prohibited to be in your car while filling it, for this exact scenario. As a assistant manager of a Gaz station, me and my manager would probably not be happy. The employee should have stopped the flow of Gaz when the client entered the car. This is dangerous, they would need to displace de car, without starting the engine, and then call the eco-center for the spill after stopping all pumps. Under 1 gallon we are mandated to clean it up with the right products (some sort of liter for Gaz), but above 1 gallon it's environmental issue and there are pros we need to call. I hope these girl won't argue they won't pay the spilled amount, sorry girls, but it was your own fault for not being responsible.
It's always pretty shit of people to stick in the nozzle and then wander off when gas is going, aside from the obvious spillage. People typically wander off from the pump to go do a shoppy or a bathroom break, meanwhile 3 or more people have to camp by the pumps waiting for someone to get their shit together and relocate. But the eco clean, yeah, y'know some dumbass would stand over that puddle with a lit cigarette because everyone thinks the lit cigarette is the problem, but the fumes coming off that gaz is also very flammable.
Ok, I have a question about this. Where I am, gas pumps have a trigger you have to hold in order for the gas to flow. If you let go, it stops. Is that not the case in the states? How does the gas keep flowing?
@@comedyblastYT In the states, because we are lazy, we don’t want to have to hold the handle the whole time so there is a little lever thing that you put up so that it holds the handle down for you. However, when the nozzle detects that the tank is full, it knocks the lever down, the handle falls, and the gas stops. The nozzle in this case clearly malfunctioned but you’re also not supposed to leave it pumping unattended for this exact reason.
It was surprising for me to see it because in Poland it's impossible to just leave it like this. You have this pistol like thing and you have to continue to press its trigger to fuel your car
My favorite part of the scenario was when one of the girls was asking "what do we do?" after seeing the spill instead of running the hell out of the death trap that they turned their car into. But then again, foresight doesn't seem to be a skill they had much of.
21:47 I love how happy the dude on the right looks after that small kiss. Like it's just wholesome af
yeah I caught him smiling too. wholesome as hell
That judge allowing the defendants daughter to do his job for him was the most wholesome thing I ever saw.
son
@@joyhahn2572 Lets say a child.
It's an ufo unknown fat object
This judge has a show and does that alot.
Judge Caprio is great. His show is called Caught in Providence, I believe.
For the fan commercial, It's from Thailand. HATARI is a local Thai brand of electronics that chose the name HATARI because it sounds Japanese and they wanted people to think of them as being as good of a manufacturer as the big Japanese comglomerates. So it is basically a Thai person trying to pronounce the company name with a vaguely Japanese accent.
Mark, I've been a fan of this channel all the way back since 2014 when you went by the username "Crazyshootin" and loved your Amnesia trolling series. This channel is still awesome and I'm a big fan.
aww thank you, so cool to see people who hung around for all that time
THAT WAS HIM?! I saw that clip.
@@TheClick If pranking and/or hunting Scam-Callers
"tickles you" as you said, then try 'Atomic Shirmp'.
@@TheClick His name... isn't Click? THE LIES!
Fellow Vet I see. Yeah, I used to chill to Trolling the Monsters, shit was strangrlu relaxing to me. Back then I watched the videos in 144p lol.
23:53 I love the slow realization of how bad it sounds as he is saying it
If paintings moved like that in real life I think museums would become a lot more interesting
Better yet: moving wax statues in the wax museum
@@mollywantshugs5944 imagine putting a live dude in the middle of wax statues just to troll people at the museum xD
Harry Potter
Night At The Museum would quick turn into a horror in 3D
That "racist for sale listing" clip is one of my all time favorites. And clicc's reaction was awesome. 💜
Also, as a friendly reminder, there is actually a law in most states that permits right on red light turns unless there's signs posted prohibiting. It's otherwise assumed continuous curbed lanes are always permitted right on red in USA. :)
Right on red. After stopping, which the father didn't do
the vehicle did not come to a complete stop.
Your also supposed to turn into the closest lane, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone genuinely follow that law.
@@nevermore7285My sincere takeaway after having folks reply with the fact driver didn't come to a full stop is just that I am apparently a little bit too generous with what I define as "coming to a full stop" when I drive more than anything else. 😂😂
And actually have been making myself stay way more mindful of my driving since then! Definitely had to catch and stop myself wanting to keep turning right without a complete stop. Glad that the comments about it kinda really spurred on some motivation to remain mindful of that! 😁😁
@@tomechan5139NO ONE DOES and it pisses me off so badly. It's just like a stop sign, but God forbid the driver have to stop for 1-2 seconds before turning. People will lay on the horn instantly of you dare stop first. At least here in Texas.
My hubby worked putting in septic systems & working on them for years. Asked him what would cause the lids to do that & he said could be a lot of rain would fill up the system & force the air out. Could be a big change in air pressure between outside & inside system could also do it. He wouldn't suggest having any sparks around it, could be a build-up of gasses in the system escaping.
My thanks to your husband the big lid engineer
Thank the lid man
Tell him I say thanks for the info... And thank you for sharing it...
Watching the horse open the door reminds me of when my mother had a horse. She went on some camping thing with other people riding horses... her horse broke out and then proceeded to open the stalls of all the other horses too. In the middle of the night.
man, horses are crazy...
also, nico pfp!!! so cute!
As a big lid engineer, I can indeed say that those are, in fact, big lids.
Everyone, behold: A specialist!
As a big lid research and development phd, I concur and confirm.
@@evobrand1210 No, that's the jumping guy
I like big lids and I cannot lie, I'll like big lids till the day I die...
Excuse me, sir/madam, what breed of lid is it, can you tell? Clearly one born and bred in that region but.....!
14:59 fun fact, cats use their whiskers to measure how wide an opening is, so normally once they get their head through something they can know if they can get the rest of their body through
To be fair, in Japan, it is VERY common to see "No foreigners" as an exclusion on rental and land buying agreements. The rationale for the renter exclusion is "What would stop the foreigners from skipping out on the last month's rent and leaving the country so we can't pursue losses. Not sure what the excuse against land buying is, since that seems to be regional and dependent on the individuals/companies selling the land. (IE: I didn't see any specific laws excluding foreign buyers except in specific cases like tax evasion, buying up ALLLL the lands, etc)
The point being; Everyone sucks a little. lol
**Edit** Omg, that poor guy!! lol. I mean, he is a bit difficult to understand, but that is hilarious. Oh goodness, I hope he didn't receive too much hate over that. It also explains why he said bluntly "I just don't like dealing with Asians/Agents."
I'm Aussie, its not fully his Accent that made it hard to understand but him not opening his mouth or words enough
It does happen partially because of accents, however.
And yeah, I agree but if thats the case it should be "(Name of Country) Residents/Citizens only," or some such
But that poor guy indeed, i very much understand the no agents thing, some are very flaky, shifty or outright mean (not all!)
And the land or building thing is because lots of Asians here buy up al the land/places and either dont rent them out or just use them as only Vacation homes in urban areas
which.. doesnt help the housing situation.
I still think its a complicated subject and there should be limits on how many one person/group can buy, no matter the location they're from.
In most places a renter pays the first and last month's rent up front. If they skip out during the last month the landlord already has the rent money.
@@wizardsuth it can be worse in Japan to rent. Even with paying the first and last month's rent, there are also many MANY MANY additional fees, one of which being "key money". Key money is essentially a Thank You gift to the landlord, up to the price of one month's rent. So, it's OK for landlords to demand an extra month's rent as a forced thank you gift, but the risk that they may skip out of paying their last prepaid month is too high?
No, I completely understand and agree with your frustration and disbelief.
@@ginathecookie I agree completely, there should be limits on land ownership and snapping up all the lands. It's a big issue in the US right now as well. I believe Vulture fund capitalists currently own some insane number of homes, like 1/3 of homes in the US and are becoming the largest landlord group. Plus trump, through his son in law, Jared kushner, was selling something they deemed the "Golden Visa", where essentially if people from this rich Chinese group were to buy an insane amount of real estate at cheap prices thru kushner, then they were guaranteed to get approved for fast tracking Visas and citizenship. Meanwhile, most Americans are renting and far too many are sleeping rough or housing insecure.
13:30 Just a heads up: In some states you're allowed to make a right on a red light. This family must not have brushed up on the laws of their neighbor state before going over.
All 50 states allow it except where signs or local laws prohibit (NYC, for instance, has local law prohibiting right-on-red within the city). Possibly, it was the fact that the dad didn't come to a complete stop before making the turn, since it's still a red light so you must come to a complete stop first. Or there was a "no right on red" sign in that location.
The words "Asians" and "Agents" sound very similar in an Australian accent.
I read that as "house", too.
13:20 the dad actually got deported, and since the mother wasn’t the actual person who did it and the judge, who is always a nice guy,let it go since she was pregnant and gave it to her as a gift.
Bro got deported for a driving mishap 😭
Horses are pretty smart. We had a door from our hay storage straight to one of the... boxes... don't know the proper English term. Basically, they could freely move there. (Or go outside, as they pleased)
We would normally leave it unlocked while we were there, and they eventually figured that out. Of course, we heard them come in - horses aren't very loud on saw dust, but once they moved onto the wooden floor, it was quite apparent.
One of them eventually figured out that it is the noise, though. So, she started moving more carefully. And slowly, one step after the other.
Didn't help, hoof on wood is still very loud, but she did identify the problem and tried to solve it.
Horses are like people: some are smart, some are dumb af.
That's a fascinating story. Animals can be far more intelligent than we think. My cat learned how to open the front door by jumping up and dangling off the handle, using his weight to pull it down, the little sod. I'd call the individual compartments in the stable 'stalls'.
you said you didn't know what the english term was, maybe it was a stall? like where you keep the horses inside the barn when they're not being ridden.
@@BlueTressym My dog, before he was shot and killed, had figured out how to open soda bottles by gently biting down on the lid and turning the bottle with his paws. He then figured out how to apply that same logic to a round doorknob and would clamp down on it and turn his head sideways while pushing off the wall... Pupper was too smart and good for this world.
@@a_d3mon dogs are wonderful. I'm sorry for your loss.
20:12- I laughed so hard I woke up my cat. That little dude is awesome and hilarious, I hope he knows that.
Whenever I get Scam Callers, I usually get bots... When I get a real person is great though cause of what I say: (perfect monotone) "Thank you for calling Hell. To speak with Satan, Press 1. For Santa, Press 2. For the Click, press 3. For more options, press 7.
I'd speak 777 for good luck at gambling and 1 to kick out the devil and to the relatives of elf's an warewolves press 2. The clicks that live at the bottom of the lake we press 3.
@@DanielLopez-sh2pp what
I love how Click is one of your options
Quick tip for those robo-callers! Press a bunch of buttons on the dialpad. Include # and *. The machine will think it's gotten another machine and remove your number from the call list. Extra bonus if it's actually a human on the line, cuz you might hear them go "What the hell?!" before they hang up on you lmao
Oh wow . . That poor guy just dictated "No agents" over the phone. 😂 I'm glad they cleared it up. The paper should have refused to print that and corrected it there. I would interview the paper and ask them why they printed it.
There are literally signs on the gas pumps that tell you not to get back into your car while pumping gas. You can cause a spark when you go to put the handle away 💥 so she's lucky it just cost her some money.
If only people would pay attention to that soany people smoking, playing on their phone and getting back in the car.
What about if you have, like, 7 people who all need to do stuff while you're pumping your gas?
@@justthings666 Then you pump the gas while the other 7 people do their stuff. If you (8th person) needs to do something OTHER than pumping gas, you shouldn't park at the pump.
@@justthings666 What? If you can't be fucked to wait the five minutes (if that) to fuel your vehicle and make sure everything is safe, get a damn bike.
@@Th3Treasoner over here in the Netherlands they even removed the clips that hold the handle. you have to stand there and hold it yourself.
too many idiots i guess...
As a Venezuelan you don't know how good it felt to hear you, a guy from Sweden a country so far away from mine, say arepas the way you say it, even trululu was so spot on. Like we are dominating the world maricxs!
One time, I was in a small town and the gas pump malfunctioned and started spilling gas all over my car. I had a moment with a guy who made eye contact with me and just yelled, ‘grab it!’ I grabbed the thing and managed to shut it off, but big thank you to that random dude for saving my panicking ass.
8:40 As a person who has worked at a gas station for the past 9 years, yes generally they have a stop, but like everything else technical that can malfunction and not work, This is why there is signage posted saying not to leave your vehicle filling unattended. Also side note if this happens to you, what you do is you go into the gas station and you let us know, we have fuel absorbent on hand so we can prevent it from flowing into any drains, and for a spill that excessive we would have to call the fire department as well.
On the subject of the shoe, that's basically the concept of end them rightly. Which is, in a dueling context, unscrew the pommel of your sword, throw it at them, and close in to stab them after they've been pelted with a large piece of metal. It's documented in one of the historical dueling treatises.
It's also a medieval meme, that was written as a joke, and absolutely doesn't work.
24:00 "Wait, that came out wrong" lol.
Zombie cows are an idea that hasn’t been taken yet, but zombie beavers have been. I’m sorry to say that “Zombeavers” is a real movie that exists.
"Raising the steaks" is a trope on TvTropes. Zombie grass-chewers with their immense girth and flat teeth suddenly desiring brainmeats instead ain't new. But it's quite spooky.
Zombie cows would just be Black sheep but with a different farm animal.
it was a hilariously made movie
I’ve seen that film. It’s a special kind of awful
There is actually a book called Apocalype Cow by Michael Logan which is about zombie cows in Britain. Worth looking up!
14:54 Master Yoda;
"Great disturbance in the Force I felt.
Strong the Force with this one is!"
15:19 Cats are non Newtonian, possibly even non euclidean confirmed.
Those other cats were most surprised about that fact. Really felt like re-enaction of the discovery of fire.
We've known cats are non Newtonian for years. Non euclidean, though, that's new information
"Non-Euclidean" just means, "not a flat surface." So yes, cats are non-Euclidean, as are humans, as is the Earth…
@@John_Weiss look at this nerd actually knowing what the big science words mean and not just saying them with no context and hoping other ppl either get it or don't ask. Nerrrrrd
@@John_Weiss It's...a bit more complicated than that. In fact it's WAY more complicated than that
Honestly I don't blame those girls for freaking out over losing Zane's hair, he's got a luscious head of synthetic fibers
“LICK IT UP, ITS EXPENSIVE!” That just killed me
19:26 THE ZANE GOT ME SO HARD LIKE WTF 🤣🤣🤣
During mid pandemic I had a video job interview and had made sure I had set up with nice sound and light and everything and put my cats in another room so that they wouldn't interrupt.
about two thirds into the interview I hear something jump up behind me and one of the cats screams into my ear from behind me only for the next one to come running straight into the camera stand toppling everything over... my cats do not take kindly to closed doors...
I did get the job however!
16:20 That face is the physical embodiment if "listen here you little s***"
This was unexpected, I didn't expect to see him at 8 views
I mean, usually I see him at 10K views before I see it
I didn't expect to see him at less than 100
i know right 17 here, ive had the thought that if i took a lil after The Click and Nuxtaku and Hannibal and Chris Rock and Jackie Chan i would find more happiness in life and better luck in my love life
17 here lol
I started the video at 69 views
4, 509 ppl beat me here
Meanwhile, in Japan: "Room for rent. NO GAIJIN."
... No really, love the country, lived there for 5 years, but the Japanese populace is 98% Japanese born and raised for a reason.
I'm going there for a school trip this year, I'm very scared of the xenophobia
Oh, God, this happened to my granny last week! A police officer said there was something wrong with her bank account and she needed to pay him to sort it out. Granny ended up giving him 6 grand, and she was so upset about it afterwards as she felt caught on the hop and she hadn't noticed at the time that it was a scam. Mum spent most of the day sorting that out and calming her down, the bank have locked down her account, and hopefully we'll be able to get the 6000 back. But that was exhausting for both of them.
You should try to contact Scammer Payback on RUclips. He's a really good dude, and his channel is all about preventing scammers from getting new victims, and (I'm not affiliated with them at all, so please don't say "well this random comment guy said...") can potentially help recovering the funds.
@@Th3Treasoner I wish I'd known about that last year. Some scumbag hacked into my long dormant Microsoft account (and later my main email account) to withdraw £hundreds from my bank account via PayPal. PP refused to do anything because the 'goods' (Rocket League credits) "had been delivered"! Yeah; digital 'cash' had physically moved from one place to another!
@@Th3Treasoner I show some of Pierogi's vids in my IT security class to show them how to spot/counter social engineering.
19:40 Zane! My boy! You're saved!
Wait a minute... that's the movie version of Zane. Back in the gutter!
How would you like to cry solid material?
That ball pit decelleration looks a bit sudden for my tastes. Also, I worry that repeated impacts might mush the balls together.
At some point you just hit a tesselated wall of semi-flexible plastic balls at bicycle speeds.
Would you prefer a humongous pile of water balloons?
I think the ball pit looks safer than the pond version I've seen. They flew right over that.
@@ladykoiwolfe Yes, there are only two options and the weird option you're describing that would fit in Action Park is clearly the only remotely viable water-based alternative.
Case closed. >_
@@ladykoiwolfe jfc, the brain cell on display here with the false dichotomy against a strawman suggestion....
@@JoshSweetvale it just sounded fun. I'm not sure it would be safe. Action Park sounds like an appropriate description of where it belongs.
You can always put in more balls.
15:08 A cat of mine once gave birth to a litter, and the kittens were able to squeeze themselves under the door, even though they were tiny, it was still impressive
I think you will find being tiny was why they could squeeze themselves under the door … and a grown-up tiger would not be able. (Though they may be able to open the door themselves - with or without using the handle.)
@@advorak8529 Yeah, i know that they could only do it bc they were tiny, what i meant was that even knowing how tiny they were, i still found it impressive bc it was a very small hole
8:29 this is why I cant fucking stand customers. I work at a gas station and people let their cars pump unattended all the time. Its a huge safety hazard, especially with all the dipshits that are smoking while pumping hanging around
I used to work at a gas station too. Would shut the pump off on those idiots every time they stepped away or had something combustible
I remember one guy loading gas into an empty windshield wash gallon jug
yeah I confronted them and they left without even a word
there be specifically designed gas canisters for a reason people and that reason's name is STATIC ELECTRICITY
You can't actually do it in the UK. You have to hold down the lever.
@@justarandomcommenterdontmi4485 also the plastic containers are made from different material and gas probably eat through the plastic
Good grief. I don't drive and even I know that's bloody stupid. You have my sympathies, having to deal with such muppets on a daily basis.
That magician/cop clip is from an actual comedy sketch so yes, intentionally staged. The whole thing is really funny, worth checking out. It’s called “Magician Tries to Sell Weed to Cops”.
5:20
So because everything looks wet i would guess there was a flash storm, and the manhole covers cover some kind of drain tunel. Flash storm would also explain why are they bouncing. There was simply so much water in short time, it filled the tunel up fully and it's pushing air in front of it
28:13 What's unexpected about that isn't that it's a "working" tiny laptop... it's that it's a MacBook running Windows.
My high school had Macs with Windows7.
@@Oturan20 why did that feel so wrong? Elementary & high school we had Macs. Middle school & college we had Windows. But never one with the OS of the other lol.
@@TwiggyHetfield27 They had MacOS too, but the school set up windows on them, it introduced an extra step in the login procedure. Choosing which OS to boot up. It was wild.
@@Oturan20 I was tempted to do this once to be able to have a Mac's stability with art programs and still be able to play videogames with Win7. Ended up settling for a Win10 PC instead and kinda regret it. It barely lasted past the warranty before the frame literally snapped open and damaged the cables on the hinge. Never again will I ever buy one of those laptops that's supposed to work like a tablet, too. Piece of junk.
Have you ever read computer mouse cause this is the vide I got
My guess regarding the lids with the air is its vents for a train tunnel? A train is going through it and basically is pushing all the air Infront of it in the tunnel and it needs to come out somewhere.
If you stand at a station at an underground metro station as a train comes in you should know about it
lol my guess was : tHe C.H.U.D'S ArE rEsTLEsS
I've seen this also can happen with storm sewers, if one area gets heavy rain or floods the wave of water will push air ahead pf it down the sewer, and can cause manholes to bounce.
Don't quote me on any of this if you want better info ask a civil engineer.
@@nickkurzy2246 could be if it wasn't a clear sunny day, I ain't 100% sure on the "they are on top of a rail tunnel when a train going through" theory but I do know train tunnel have air vents in them, used to be for steam trains but is still done cause of speeds, famous example is the London underground vents are hidden as normal buildings that are actually hollowed out, so when you walk in London not all the houses you see are real, some are just metro vents.
Don't they have a metro in Sweden?
@@nickkurzy2246 That was my guess; probably nearby flooding, or if it is coastal, maybe the storm drains lead to an estuary, but during spring tide you get a reverse flow?
@@LillyP-xs5qe Just because it's a clear sunny day where you are doesn't mean there can't be a downpour upstream. Depending on the draining system it could be from far away, just a wave rushing downwards. That's why going into storm sewers is always dangerous, if you don't know exactly what's happening anywhere upstream from your position. Weather can differ extremly just a few kilometers apart.
3:31 she really pulled the news reporter card at the best time
8 views, i love supporting small youtubers
19:46 they saved Zane from going bald yes! (Don’t ask how a robot can go bald not even I know)
5:25 I suspect the pipe to be a rainwater drain towards some kind of pond/creek. It is oriented directly into the wind and it blows directly into the open end so powerful that the pressure is high enough to lift the lid.
14:11 he does things weirder... but cooler...
*I love it!*
“Pants are overrated leg prisons!”
- The Click, 2022
Shoes are overrated feet prisons.
He's right tho
@@ratgirl108 SO glad we can only see him from his shirt up. Lol
@@TheNormExperience shirts are overpriced upper body prisons
The other day my husband asked how it's even possible that there's cat hair on the stuff in his top drawer that is always closed. I told him because he leaves the bottom drawer open and the cat crawls up the back inside. He didn't realize that was possible.
i love whoever edits cliccys vids, theyre just god tier edits
i've always heard when it comes to cats, they have this "rule". if the head fits, the rest of the body fits as well
Fun fact. This rule also applies to humans. If the pieces are the same size as the head at least.
@@thesaltybeard1793 probably applies to regular sized humans. humans with a lot of body fat probably won't be able to do it
@@Ray_Vun I think you misunderstood my psychotic intent with my comment.
@@thesaltybeard1793 HOLD THE HELL UP
@@tacolord2485 c:
Fun animal fact: The carpenter bee, bumblebee, and the hoverfly (which isn’t actually a bee, but still looks like one) are all nonaggressive! While the carpenter bee may try to scare you off, it can’t actually sting you! Bumblebees will let you pet it without getting agitated, but can and will sting you, do be careful! And hover flies are just interested in your sweat, and also can’t sting. These are the ones that, as it’s name suggests, hover around and will follow you if it’s interested in you
Bumblebees also bite
@@firefangredmoon5961 I'm concerned as to how people discovered that bumblebees bite people. What on earth was the first person to be bitten by a bumblebee even doing?
@@thesirensystem i honestly dont know but thats what i grew up bein told over in east tennessee
@@firefangredmoon5961 oh don't get me wrong I've heard that too so I totally believe you, I just find it to be a hilarious piece of knowledge
@@thesirensystem it is hilarious cuase like, how do you make a bumblebee so mad they bite ya? Lol
Cat: “I am Kitty Houdini!!!”
My cat: “Hooman open this door” *door is already open enough to fit cat sideways*
Cats tests your obedience to them. Really. When I was still with my parents, whenever my mother was around, the cats would stand by the door to go in and out, despite the cat door. When she wasn't around, the cats would look at me... and use the cat door.
They test us XD
Ok the lady with the scam caller had the PERFECT voice for that!!!
19:55 dont mind me just saving this for later im crying
2:37 my best friend once got a spam call when we where hanging out. She answered and said “ welcome to Sally’s meat shack, you bring them we rib them” then they hung up 😂.
[it was a while ago so I may have gotten what she said wrong]
😂 looks good 😌😊 😆 thought Fred Kruger was on to them
My dad's go to for sayings like that is "Joe's pool hall, you rack 'em, we crack 'em, Eightball speaking." There's also one about a *splooshy* bank that goes "You squeeze them, we freeze them"
@@vanillathebard that is good two
Had an ex who answered his phone "City morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."
@@quaryn I love that 😂
5:10 fun fact that's the reason that waterways have metal bars that are not small enough to keep people out it's to disrupt fluid dynamics of air and water. My guess is that the grate cover one of the ends is missing, allowing the wind to fly through the tunnel.
25:24 Didn't expect to see a Hololive meme here on The Click, but here we are
And as always, Watame did nothing wrong. Poor Kanata though...
Girigiri warukani watame
I expected for it to end with Kanata somehow completely destroying the popsicles.
28:40min you can hear the keyboard clicking in the background, it's just a live feed of a real computers screen
Speaking of "accidentally racist because of dyslexia", I could tell you the story about why my red-headed friend got sent to detention when he jokingly talked about why "Gingers like him had no souls".
Spoiler: he didn't say "Ginger".
I would like to hear the story.
Please tell the story
Is your friend Tim Minchin
Story
@@jaysea5939 Only a ginger can call another ginger ginger.
This had so many good ones 🤣
Love the girl pranking the scammer by doing the newscaster voice. The girl who put her mouth 👄 perfectly on the old paintings. The kid w/ the judge. The underwear 🩳 interview. The liquid cat with the perfect music. The chicken boy 🐓 The popsicle girls. And the samurai sandal. Oh! And can't forget the guy who stares into camera while performing one upmanship.
Speaking of swedish sayings... I saw Alicia Vikander on Graham Norton show and she said a swedish saying is: Don't come in here sliding on a shrimp sandwich 🦐
It means something about thinking you're better than everybody else or being rich/snobby? Super funny.
Margot Robbie was on the same panel and she said Australians say: I didn't come here to f*** spiders 🕷️ 😳 Which means hurry up, get on with it but what the?
Always love watching the click! Super eager for your videos
Im watching *you*
The pommel of a sword cam be used as a bludgeoning instrument. My eldest brother pulled that shit out during practice (not on me, but on a dummy) and I gotta say, it was quite a shock to see how smoothly he flipped the sword and grabbed the blade after a “missed” swing and just demolished the dummy’s head with the pommel.
14:43 See that one is very well done like that probably hurt.
The editor deserves recognition. Absolutely beautiful
That edit at 12:00 is beautiful
Fun fact in the city I live in there are quite a few room for rent ads that say “no LGBT” and I was told by the local news that this private renters are aloud to say whatever they want in their ads including discrimination against LGBT people.
26:00 "Expect the worst, because then you'll always be surprised at best and correct at worst."
I remember zombie cows being a part of a book by A. Lee Martinez called "Gil's All Fright Diner" but they only play a minor role in the plot and there hasn't been a movie adaptation of the book.
Really good book btw. I generally recommend pretty much everything Martinez has written, it's a blast.
I moved into an apartment going on 3 years ago and one of my cats found a hole between the dishwasher and the cabinet under the sink. I couldn't find her for *3 days* . 3. Days. This bitch was missing. Then one day I saw her opening the cabinet door from the inside and crawl out. I stalked her until I saw her go on the hole.
So now I have a baby gate to both keep the dog out of the fridge and the cat out of the hole that may or may not lead to the apartment below me.
24:27
You cannot be allowed to escape this place, goodbye.
I had a similar incident with a scam caller, but instead, I got to tell the scammer that I was an employee for the company he was pretending to be, and that I lived outside of his service area. 😆 Surprisingly enough, I went from getting multiple scam calls a day to ABSOLUTELY ZERO.
Tell the "car warranty" people that you don't HAVE a car a couple of times and then suddenly you stop hearing from them.
Omg 24:35 this is my president, the French President Emmanuel Macron, OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD
25:08
This isn’t a reaction, it’s sports commentary.
I love it when The Click says "Have a beautiful day" when I'm in the youtube reddit rabbit hole at 2 am
watching 27:32 high was fucking weird
That petrol one is insane. Here in Australia all petrol pumps have a trigger that you have to hold down to make the petrol flow, you let go of the trigger it stops. So the idea of a system where you just turn on the pump then go back and sit in your car is madness.
They have triggers in America too but they have little locking mechanism on it so you don't have to hold it and it automatically releases once your tank is full. At least it is supposed to....
10:10 I mean he's not alive anymore, so close enough.
"they're a mob of crooks" knowing he's talking about estate agents it makes so much sense now 😭
5:00 Michael Angelo and Raphael and donatello and Leonardo throwing a party down there bruh
8:18 And this is why you stand out there with it even if you set it so you don't have to hold it.
I wonder how long she'd have just sat in her car letting the numbers go up if someone hadn't told her what was going on.
I had a cat as a kid, I don't remember the breed, but we called him "Houdini" because he'd always manage to get out of the kitchen when we'd barricade the cats in there so we could do other thing in the house without them getting underfoot. We never did figure out how he was doing it, as he'd never do it while being watched and this was before digital cameras.
Thanks for the video Click.