That's the first time Goku was Bullsh*ting he knows damn well he didn't want to pawn Chi chi off to that old man idc how many stupid lines you feed him.
I can’t be the only one who thinks goku only said bulma was prettier than chichi to justify his point he just didn’t want no one kissing chichi and people call goku an idiot
Well that still makes him an idiot, ngl he put himself on a no escape situation, and I say this because of Gohan! He doesnt want to let them kiss chichi and doesn't has respect/empathy for his son's relationship? Ass. Hes really "innocent" and didnt offered his woman because Bulma is far prettier? Kinda ass. Eventhowl the first option is the assest, after all u can love and value ur partner more than anyone while knowing that they arent the prettiest that you know. Evenless to everyone else's eyes.
Yup! Thanks for reminding me that Elder Kai is just like Master Roshi. Also, it's actually hilarious on how Vegeta caught on to Goku's plot so quick! Lol!
That was a mistranslation, even though the original moment in the manga wasn't funny to begin with since Goku basically say that's birdfeeding or something.
"I'm staying by her side" Bulma's second pregnancy, "that's my Bulma" when Beerus hit her, "Trunks, Bulma I do this for you" when Vegeta blew himself up against Majin Buu, "even Bulma" when Goku convinces Vegeta to fuse against Buuhan or DBS Broly, etc
I like to think about it as a great plan. Especially if Freeza wouldn't check on Earth, in 20 years they're could do army of Sayinas on Vegeta power level.
Yes, we’ve all established that in the anime Goku really isn’t that bright, that was intentional. His dimwittedness is meant to help portray his purity of heart, a trope that has been heavily used in media for centuries.
Whenever any conversations about Goku not being a bad person are being had, not many people bring up him trying to pimp out Gohan and Vegeta’s women Vegeta: Call your own wife! Goku: Oh, nah Kakarot, you absolute fucking savage, you ain’t shit 😂😂💀
Goku offering up every other Dragon Ball waifu but his own wife. That’s MY Goat
It's because he thinks bulma is prettier and video hasn't been ruined with two kids
@@alexramos7708 Dude no.
@@alexramos7708video 😂😂
@@alexramos7708deffo not
😂🤣
Gokus Lucky Chichi Didn't hear Him say That About Her and Bulma💀
She didn't hear but we know she definitely felt a disturbance in the force back on earth
Wasn‘t she dead at that moment?
About her son's future wife
Chi Chi was gorgeous in the live action Dragonball movie..... Even though the movie was trash.
@@genozepeda2664 Earth was literally nonexistent at this point
ChiChi, elsewhere: “I don’t know why but I’m going to kick goku’s butt tomorrow”
😂😂😂
This is a reference to something but I can't remember what
@@friskman3400SpongeBob and Sandy haha
@@jaysax7381 could you specify a bit?
@@friskman3400 ruclips.net/video/lNtdP6dfj14/видео.html The Great Snail Race S3 E15 specifically.
Gohan was about to unlock beast mode early 😂😂
Beat me to the joke 😂
😂😂😂😂💀
Maybe there's a chance but I think Gohan must achieve his ultimate form to unlock his beast mode transformation?
😂😂😂😂
@@danieljonas169can't u take a joke
Goku is trying to pimp out Videl and Bulma 😂😂
Videlis crazy though she’s barely 18 in the buu saga
@@Quomsensshe’s 16
The moment when old kai is a Pedophile if he kiss videl😂😂😂
Don't forget Goku also offered Android 18 😂
@@mikejones774 even better
That's the first time Goku was Bullsh*ting he knows damn well he didn't want to pawn Chi chi off to that old man idc how many stupid lines you feed him.
😂😂😂
777 likes, lucky 7.
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"STUPID LINES YOU FEED HIM" SOUNDS LIKE A DUMBASS
Exactly
Vegeta almost went to the "THAT'S MY BULMA!!!" Level 😂😂😂
😂😂😂lol his head is bigger then his body that time 😂😂😂🎉🎉
Gohan thought he was fighting Cell again 😂
Bulma is for the streets 😂
That's my Bulma trauma started here
@@nature-kv3xegoku would agree
Goku is the most innocent and yet the most brutal person. 😂
Fr dude
And yet...he still can ride the flying nimbus.
He’s still pure of heart that’s why vegeta can’t go ssj3
@@thezeldatheorist3217 vegeta can go to super Saiyan three he just doesn’t because it’s useless and his opinion
Well he ain't really Sinful and is Pure heart
That's because the intentions are still pure, and he's still pretty oblivious.
@@rockinscarlethe'll get it in daima
Goku been lying to every God he's met since King Kai 😂
Bro finessing the heavens 🤣
Finessing 😭😭😭
I’m pretty sure he’s lied to Kami as well it’s gotta be somewhere in there, but probably not, kid Goku was honest to a fault 😅
@@Nikketmzee Lol didn't he promise Kami to take his place at the lookout in exchange for training?
@@SaltyRat05 you know what he might’ve said something like that 😂
Gohan yelling at Goku is the best 😭😭
And Goku forgets what a kiss is in Dragon Ball Super while watching Future May kissing Future Trunks. 💀
He intended giving food by the mouth Goku Never did that
Dragonball is known for retconning its own lore. So thats absolutely nothing new
Does he not know? I thought he just never kissed chi chi despite knowing what a kiss was.
In my head it’s not canon
That’s why GT will always be the true canon, plus GT is far better than super
The fact that Goku knows how good of a kisser bulma is... 😂😂😂
He has seen bulma's 🐈
True😅
@@coreybradley8540which episode
Bulma probably practices in him when he was young. 🤷♂️
Go back to dragon ball Bulma for the streets 😂
This is proof that Goku thinks about bulma in bad ways 😂
He has always had Bulma pay his debts to master Roshi since the og db so he sees her as a way to pay old perverts
Or that he's smarter than anyone think he is because he really doesn't want Chichi to do it
Goku got to see bulma naked before any other guy in the show
lmao bulma literally offered to show goku her 🐱 in the very first episode
I can’t be the only one who thinks goku only said bulma was prettier than chichi to justify his point he just didn’t want no one kissing chichi and people call goku an idiot
Probably
True❤❤😂😂
Well that still makes him an idiot, ngl he put himself on a no escape situation, and I say this because of Gohan!
He doesnt want to let them kiss chichi and doesn't has respect/empathy for his son's relationship? Ass. Hes really "innocent" and didnt offered his woman because Bulma is far prettier? Kinda ass.
Eventhowl the first option is the assest, after all u can love and value ur partner more than anyone while knowing that they arent the prettiest that you know. Evenless to everyone else's eyes.
Same
@@ancientowl4260not that deep bro
Goku offering other Girls to kiss old kai but not his wife, he is really a good husband
But he's still somehow pure of heart, yeah okay.
Pure hearted giggolo😂😂😂
Pretty sure a lot of stuff you see in dbz is filler
Pure of heart doesn't mean you can't lie or be deceptive at all😅
@@goldmo2427This was also in the Manga, word by word
Gohan’s face was red as hell😂😂😂😂
Gohan and Vegeta was completely justified on this 😂
Goku: He ain't kissing my wife!
"BUT SHES NOT NEAR AS PRETTY" GOT ME DEAD 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭
Had to say something to try to get him out of doing it
Huge respect to Vegeta for defending Bulma for not letting her to kiss that Old Kai. However,, I actually find Chi Chi prettier than Bulma. 😂
Gohan is angry as F 😂😂😂
“DAD AM NOT GETTING MY GIRLFRIEND TO KISS THAT OLD RELIC” is crazy
If chi chi heard that last part she,d brutal murder goku
he probably didn’t want chichi to kiss him since chichi is his wife
@@legostopmotion2563we will never know
She’d kiss old kai just to spite Goku and kiss Goku right after to be extra petty
He only said that because he didn't want Chichi to have to do it.
@@SlimKim3realy?
Yup! Thanks for reminding me that Elder Kai is just like Master Roshi. Also, it's actually hilarious on how Vegeta caught on to Goku's plot so quick! Lol!
If only Goku had any idea that prostitution was a thing I’m sure they’d all have their powers awakened to the fullest extent lmao
and gohan could get the money from Videl he’s just say it’s to save the world
The solution was there but probably only a few in their circle knows, probably earthlings
But would they buy a new mouth with that money. Or keep it as a reminder of all the hard work and effort they put to save the world?
😂😂ChiChi is gonna kick his ass😂😂
Goku is smart to offer up every other character wife except for his own wife 😂
If he said android 18 a destructo disc would fly straight through him
Not just from Krillin but from android 18, too 😅
Now we know that Goku knows what a kiss is. Dbs is just a joke.
That was a mistranslation, even though the original moment in the manga wasn't funny to begin with since Goku basically say that's birdfeeding or something.
Goku was referring to birdfeeding you know the way a mama bird feeds it's young and I bet Goku doesn't know what CPR is too
@@simonhenriqueesilvalima90 oh is that so.. thank you!
Gohan turned into the 😡 emoji💀
Goku always disrespecting chi chi dawg 💀
Actually he was making an excuse so because he didn't want that old guy kissing his wife😂😂😂
Disrespecting Gigi would be if he offered her up first
One of the few times Vegeta cares about his wife 😂
Yeah
Vbuc
Few? Did you forget about his famous line "that's my bulma"
"I'm staying by her side" Bulma's second pregnancy, "that's my Bulma" when Beerus hit her, "Trunks, Bulma I do this for you" when Vegeta blew himself up against Majin Buu, "even Bulma" when Goku convinces Vegeta to fuse against Buuhan or DBS Broly, etc
@@monado1761I didn’t forget that
Gohan turnt the fuck up he almost went Cell Saga and Vegeta was about to crash tf out
Goku out here making enemies out of everyone he knows 😅
This ain’t as bad as Nappa wanting to impregnate every earth woman and start a new race of hybrid saiyans.
Did he say that in the anime or manga?
@@90sprinceofcrime67 not sure about the manga, but it’s definitely in the anime.
I like to think about it as a great plan. Especially if Freeza wouldn't check on Earth, in 20 years they're could do army of Sayinas on Vegeta power level.
Wtf when did he say that? 💀💀💀
@@LexWOLF91It's in the manga too.
Gohan:" you've been my father for too long😡😡"
How people don't realize that Goku said that Bulma is prettier not because he thinks it,but to not let Chi Chi kiss him 😂
Seems even Goku forgot about Launch.
He probably bid going to be real
Gohan: dad are you nuts where are we going to find someone that wants to kiss that guy?
Goku in dragon ball who found launch:
We see you Goku, you just don't Chichi to do it. 😂
This guy makes master yoshi a gentleman
i love the moment in dragonball, when goku rides master yoshi
I say there both the same Neither is better then the other
Yah master yoshi is the best too bad I never found him in super Mario
I like how in the 14th DBZ movie, master Yoshi, Super Saiyan Goku and Super Mario team up. Best plot out of all the DBZ movies.
Its Roshi not Yoshi from Super Mario World wtf😂
"Dad are you nuts, how are you gonna find someone that wants to kiss that guy"
Well a little more anger and gohan could unlock ssj3😂😂
Beast, since he was already stronger than ssj3 😂
Yo, even Gohan got pissed at him..
I don't know where Goku got the BALLS to say that about ChiChi, because if she heard this she'd be wearing him like a goddamn shoe.
I love how vegeta and boku have become friends at this point. Classic vegeta would have final flashed immediatly
hes down bad lol.
Edit:that old man is a god both outside and inside bed hopefully.
I love how angry Vegeta and Gohan get, best husbands
He had the balls to say his best friend is better looking then his own wife, at least he tells the truth
These exaggerations are hilarious like Beast mode gohan and that's my bulma vegeta 😂 but in big head mode like old arcade game cheat codes
Goku just casual calls chi chi mid behind her back.
Still wont give that poonpoon to anyone else.
My brother in reality.
Goku's lucky Chi-Chi didn't hear him say that otherwise he'd be back in Otherworld 🤣🤣🤣
Training under master Roshi still pays off ufter all this years
What would have been epic is if Chichi heard that comment 😂😂😂😂
This is why Chi-Chi proposed a trade for Vegeta
The real reason why Goku ain't offering Chichi is because when Chichi is done. She is going to kill Goku again
Yes, we’ve all established that in the anime Goku really isn’t that bright, that was intentional. His dimwittedness is meant to help portray his purity of heart, a trope that has been heavily used in media for centuries.
.R.I.P. TORIYAMA LEGEND
Vegeta: hey kakarot where doing Bulma?
me: face Vegeta 😂😂
DBZ Goku : “Yeah she is a good kisser😏”
DBS Goku : “Why do they stick their mouth together 🙂”
Gohan was avout to get beast early
bro was about to go beast
If vegeta needed to go SSJ3, That moment would have been perfect
Should have got the shapeshifting pig to do it like he did to roshi in Dragonball lol
This is like that Gumball episode where Larry forced Richard to admit he’s bald
So Richard asked Darwin and Gumball to do it
Asking your son to pimp out his girl is risky business
How can they make him so dumb in Super, while hes always sneaky back in Z
I guess goku is definitely getting his ass blow up with a big bang attack
Oh nah goku a pimp😂😂😂
King kai somehow makes Chi chi hears that 😂😂😂
Bro litterally offering his son and his best friend (rival) wifes
You know, this could've been a perfect time to briefly bring back Oolong and get him to transform into a beautiful woman, just like OG Dragon Ball.
It appears Goku knows about "kissing" here, but was clueless about it in the Zamasu arc.
Bro roasted his own wife
goku knows that sacrifices must be made
Gohan was bout to go beast right there and then 💀
Goku roasted 5 people with 2 sentences lol
Even goku think chi chi a meh in the looks department 😂😂
Goku thinks Bulma is prettier than Chichi lol
He just don’t want Kai to kiss his wife
Whenever any conversations about Goku not being a bad person are being had, not many people bring up him trying to pimp out Gohan and Vegeta’s women
Vegeta: Call your own wife!
Goku: Oh, nah
Kakarot, you absolute fucking savage, you ain’t shit 😂😂💀
surprised gohan didn't unlock ss3 at goku's suggestion, lol
Mystic is stronger than SSJ3 😂
Lessons from Krillin
The nimbus shouldn't work but it does
Gohan was a second away from unlocking beast right here
Gohan was about to go Beast if he got any more red
Elder kai: Is she a good kisser 😋
Rizzku: yeah of course 😀👌
Goku definitely has some sense, he offered everybody's else woman except for his own. 😂
Goku seems to be messing with Gohan and Vegeta 😂
Bros lucky Chi-Chi didn’t hear Goku say that.
And don't even know he can even ride the flying nimbus
“Remember your reward for helping Gohan?😏” 🤣🤣🤣
“Who else do we know?”
Bro is NOT gonna beat the Name 100 Women challenge 😭💀🤦🏾♂️
Someone has to tell chichi what Goku said😅
“IM NOT GONNA GET MY GF TO KISS THAT OLD RELIC” *unlocks his potential right then and there*
Goku looking for some OF chick to kiss him
Remember guys this is the same goku who doesn't knw what a kiss is later in future arc
Goku only saying that to butter vegeta up. He knows chi chi would kill him
I wanna watch the OG series again so bad.
Goku so wrong with this 😂😂😂