I can't believe I've been tricked
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
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You know a good geogueser if they can guess the country by looking at the sky.
AHHHH BUT HOW
🤣
Look up, the sky is dense grey = china
You can figure out the hemisphere you're in by looking at the path of the sun.
You see a static image at a random hour, you don't know where the north is, is easier to find any other clue than that
Jardon: _cloud expert_
Ayo MyMayo no i think it the lack of width in the road
Umm his name isn’t jardon check your spelling bro
Jardon: clout expert
Did Jordan just say that the UK doesn't use meters. Jordan... What? Thats it just What?
yes he did wtf
We don't on road signs, we use yards and miles but use metres for just about everything else
Edit: Double checked, it's a mix of metres, yards, miles and feet depending on the situation. Shouldn't let myself comment at 2am.
They dont?
Was wondering something similar.
Bryce Jonathan i came to the comments just to look for that
The UK uses metric, at least officially...
I wanted to die when he said that meters weren't in the UK
If the UK "officially" uses metric, why are the road speed limits all in miles?
I’m sure they officially use metric, but I’m almost certain that their distances are most often reported in miles.
Tbh I wish the US used metric
TheMrVengeance kilometers are better for stuff like maths and science but imperial is easier for real life road signs and stuff
why are you no longer playing gmod your prop hunt hid n seek and murder videos were the best
Can we stop hardcore already? Did he just not listen to the 50+ comments on the last video complaining about it?
Sanger Too be fair this video was probably recorded before the release of the last video. I do hope he saw all those comments though.
thank you for keeping the geoguessr jordan i’ve been here since before the first survival series i remember the cows
Jordan- “Am I a god?”
bruh ask those biceps
*T H I C C*
I enjoy hardcore mode bc he gets so fricken excite
Everytime Jordan guess somewhere and it's actually somewhere else.
Jordan- "You know that was actually going to be my second guess" or "You know I was thinking that"
FINALLY the forking Finland! And always same type of image when someone rarely gets it..
Well made road middle of random forest and next to the buss stop.
... Still I instantly knew my home country.
Dear Jordan,
Please, NO MORE HARDCORE MODE.
Sincerely, all of your fans
not really all of his fans
I like hardcore mode ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
M Frank yes
What's more important, how much your fans like your geoGuessr videos, or your hardcore mode highscore? You choose.
I drew past that spot in Finland yesterday.
Instead of being passed, it could have been a one-way street that just has two lanes.
Brandon Brooks - A two-lane one-way street in the middle of nowhere... yeah right. Have you never driven a car before?
TheMrVengeance Actually no, I haven't because I'm 15 years old!
Brandon Brooks - Then perhaps you shouldn't be making nonsense statements about roads until you get your license.
In South Africa they drive on the right side of the road. They have their steering wheels on the right as well.
Artist Jack - You couldn't be more wrong. They drive one the left, they're a former British colony.
Nooooo more hardcore :(
Oh yey many likes
moooore hardcore please
+Lucas Issa wtf u mean more. he just posted more dumbo
I WANT REGULAR GAMEPLAY
Milkshake Master ii
Jardon: AM I A GOD?
Me: I've been trying to tell you that for 3 years.
When you zoomed in on the dur Sign o was streaming Turkey because we have a vacation home there and i'm crying everytime i see them
Jordan u know u can move by double clicking right?
Imagine Jordan playing this, and google brings him to your house.. Lol
Pretty confident he moved from the first spot on the 3rd location, hence the cut then all of a sudden "can't really describe why but I no longer thing it's Russia and now think it's france"
Legend has it, that he has black magic forkery that tells him what country he is in by just looking at the sky...
I was like “Hawaii?” I live there. Hmmm, I don’t remember this place.
Jorden: “let’s guess in the big island”
Me: ok...definitely not. I live on the big island.
I was waiting for you to get a hawaii one but it never happened yet 😔...
Jardon please do normal mode it's more fun when you find a sign and find it like that
One challenge I'd like to see you try is to get an exact answer: unlimited time, allowed to move, but you have to try to get it down to the intersection you start on. I think that would be cool, even if it gives fewer locations per video
If Jordan did a podcast it would be the first one I'd listen to.
Wow
"Why are you here Google maps driver? It looks like you're in the middle of nowhere."
You're right Jordan, he is in the middle of no where. That is until you make a guess, then he is either in Brazil or Mexico.
“Turkey guess” 😂😂😂
The car overtake one, he didn't realise that the google car is a car and has to abide by the rules too, so he can't just say it looked on the wrong side of the road when the google car would be on the correct side. Always remember the google car is a car too Jordan
Its funny how you recognize your country even tho you haven't even visited the place on the place where it shows you :D
Do a episode where you have to try to get the least amount of points ;)
When google trolls so hard they put you when the car is getting passed, just to make you get a low score
(5:10) Of course, only Europe (minus UK) uses metres ;)
Jordan, that road was way too small to be able to fit two cars at one time. The dude was just walking.
There's like no traffic in rural Scotland and you can also have sectioned off roads if you're rich enough to live in a private neighbourhood on your own.
hey Jordan, according to the British highway code if you are walking on the road in a convey of more than one person you should have a white light at the front, a red light at the rear, and should move with the flow of traffic, but mostly we just walk on whichever side suits us best because that one in Scotland was just a small farming/residential road with - I assume - very little traffic
Jardon has never heard of overtaking traffic ;)
No driver or steering wheel visible through that window, after all.
Why dosent he read his comments
i am gay because people like you post things like “3 views 16 likes lololololol”
CZECH REPUBLIC IS NOT EASTERN EUROPE, IT IS CENTRAL!! Just like Slovakia, Austria etc.
it is not called eastern Europe, but it is on the eastern side
Probably USA think UK, Spain and France are in the center of Europe so K
See I don't need school Jordan is teaching me geography.
Geology -> Rocks and stuff
Geography -> What you're probably thinking of
You may wanna get back to school just for a little bit longer...
Kitkat 26 you just got SCHOOLED!
Sorry... *walks away with head down*
Ganaram Inukshuk Im high on cough syrup😂 sorry
Kitkat 26 That background is not okay (I promise)
I'm sorry I will leave now....
Kitkat 26 no nut hope so
"I would've guessed somewhere around Jakarta, Malaysia" Lol
Canada has only been on his geo guessers once
You should have noticed that the Google Car was driving on the left side if the road in South Africa, also, we're stubborn like that and generally always pass someone driving slowly
That pedestrian one with the flow of traffic, that's true but it was a one-wide country road so both sides are with and against the flow of traffic
Lmao I was thinking... that reminds me of Turkish. But I never seen him get turkey so I was sceptical just like him
I thought france on the third one too, something bout the trees.
In South Africa they drive on the right side of the road. The steering wheel is also on the right side. It is very confusing!
I think it's funny that every time you mention the sky, it's france
In South Africa it is VERY common to pass people. Often you will pass a car a minute or more. Just FYI
"Hardcore mode"
Aaand were done. Thanks Jardon. On to the next video.
That was a double lane road with no on coming traffic, it happens a lot of the time out in the middle of nowhere
the france one, nice, you are a god of maps
Wow using the cloudy skys to guess France kind of if I say so myself is pretty cool
do the 'getting the best score possible' hardcore
On the one you said “this is in Sweden” I also thought it was in Sweden! Maybe because i AM swedish
As far as I know, the reason everything in the motorcycle shop is in English is because India has 22 national languages, none of which are really spoken by 100% of the population. English is sort of used as a lingua franca because, in a business context, it's a fairly safe bet that whoever you're talking to knows more English than they do of whichever of the 22 languages you grew up speaking. I'm not Indian, so this might not be 100% accurate, but I thought it was an interesting bit of trivia.
You can move in geo guesser, but you can only move a bit. Depends on your definition of a bit tho. It's not against the rules to move tho
Props for Jordan to know that it was actually portuguese
I'm from Scotland and I've never seen a guess in Scotland actually got excited
I lived in France for three years, and I didn’t even recognize that as France
as a turk im happy that you were able to read our stop signs while you were there
Jordon you should play with markiplier
Red Panda *Jardon
And how would you play geogusser multiplayer
Abundance__ Ever heard of Challenge Mode?
I haven't and I'm sure abundance hasn't either
Gaming Guy *Jordan
Jordan there's no place in the US where the middle lines are white instead of yellow so that's an automatic crossout for the South africa one.
I got the Royal Enfield location too!
Btw, I love these videos. No more hardcore mode though.
Lol I used to live somewhat near the one in Scotland and I knew where it was. I was screaming at my phone when you clicked Liverpool 😂
Cool. I feel like it's pretty rare to live near one of the random street views.
He was getting passes haha
Dude i'm french and i was like "no way is that france"
I have an idea for a challenge: guess location as far as possible
Hey Jordan, just to let you know about the scottish guess in round 2 that was a single lane road so either way you walk would be against and with traffic
*sees one guy walking on a quiet road with flow of traffic*
*assumes we all do that*
Right
I just noticed Jardon's speech pattern is pretty similar to Ross from Friends
Oh! I'm only 35 minutes late! I got to say something completely worthwhile and relevent. Uhh...Logan Paul is a jerk! And...uh...Do you know the way? Uh...Hey, just let it go! *FIDGET SPINNER*
*Dies from hate and confusion and sadness.*
Does the Google car not go to Portugal?!
Manuel Silva naum
There is street view of entire Portugal.
Manuel Silva I thought the same for Canada
Manuel Silva or australia :(
LordQuackers
It actually does go to Australia.
I've def. been in that store playing geoguessr. And I've played like two rounds.
Who else wants Jordan to move around instead of stay still in Geoguessr?
he is trying to get 20k in hardcore world, i could make my own map of my neighborhood and not play hardcore and couldn't get 20k...lol
I thought you always walk with the flow of trafic so if they hit you it reduces the impact by 3 miles or so (which doesn’t seem like a lot but it could be a matter of life or death)
With the Scotland one the Google car was probably the only car that went through there that day
It's the sky Jardøn. That is why you think it is France.
The person in Africa was passing haha
He was slightly over the line
Omg you got the same motorcycle shop I tweeted you months ago. What are the odds considering all the places Google could have put you lol
I like hardcore mode, so there.
shneakyshlala no
You know that you can use the arrows to move. You should try to really find the exact location instead of guessing. Google stuff and really try your best
Imagine getting lost in these places
Not much need to worry about what side of a single track road up near Aviemore you’re walking
stop
doing
hardcore
mode
You should try a challenge where you try and get the least amount of points possible.
The hardest mode: you can only see the sky
England is metric
Uri Soltz - No it's not. Road signs are still in miles and miles per hour, and length (feet and inches) and weight (stone) are also still imperial. Beer is also still an imperial pint.
TheMrVengeance oh well I thought the British were better than that
Uri Soltz LOL
You know fucking nothing i live in england we use metres centimeters but we do use feet
Quick Gaming ok I’m just confused now
STOP THE HARDCORE MODE
It was pretty obvious he was being passed, he was crossing over the line. The only other explanation for something like that is a phenomenally bad driver.
I don't like hardcore, but Jardon, YOU BETTER FUCKING GET 20000 NEXT TIME.
STOP. DOING. HARDCORE. MODE. PLEASE.
Pay attention to the video. At the start of the video Jordon said that he will keep on playing Hardcore Mode until he gets at least 20,00 points
HE. DOES. WHAT. HE. WANTS. GO. WATCH. ANOTHER. RUclipsR. IF. YOU. DONT. LIKE. IT.
I like hardcore mode
ossi_ I love hard core mode!
+Frosty! He can take a break from it for at least the next video. We've been begging him for over a month and these comments always end up at the top. Either he doesn't read the comments or doesn't care
Instead of no moving, limit it to moving five times either direction. No moving is too hard.
i think bikes shouldnt go with traffic, since they dont move out of the way for cars, obviously they cant hear the car coming behind them going alot faster then them
"Why are you here Google driver?" lol. The question you could ask so many times. But, what did it matter when you see images with no real information beyond the landscape, twice, and, the guess is on the money. Well, until South Africa, the Waterloo of Geoguessr. Fun rounds though.
Round 1:
Brazil: I've learned, thought it was Brazil right away this time. I went a little closer to the coast, middle Minas Gerais near Belo Horizonte. I was figuring that the Google driver wouldn't travel along that rough a road unless it was somewhat close to a more highly populated area. I almost went in between Rio and Sao Paulo. Looked like it had to be a touristy area, as Jordan said. Not a bad guess by him at all.
Finland: On a roll. Woo. Finland was my first thought. We've had an image very similar to this landscape before. Something about the place is distinctive, maybe all the forest. The lines looked like they were just running just in front of those turn outs. I've been very wrong before, but, with Sweden I thought they ran generally along the entire roadway. That's why I counted it out.
France: Again, wow, what a guess by Jordan. Big time high five. He knows France. He's done that several times. As for me, I counted out Russia and Scandinavia. But, with road like it was, and the bare trees, I took a stab with southern Poland, Krakow area. Though thinking about it, I don't know if we've ever gotten Poland.
Turkey: Ah well. We have been in Slovakia before, it is more green and Eastern Europe-y. He had an inkling. Hindsight, you know. I did go with Turkey. I was thinking maybe Greece, until he showed off the signs. Greek is very distinctive and angular. Hmm, I keep writing Roman, instead of Latin for some reason. Anyway, I was thinking it was near Istanbul (as he said he would have) with all the trucks, as if they might be doing the crossing from Europe to Asia, plus, it's near heavily populated area of the country. Didn't know they went so far south with the images.
France: Again. Really? lol. Impressed. Me, not so good on the other hand. The English on the sign threw me, and I couldn't quite remember which side of the road they drive on in this country, but went with it anyway. So I took another risky stab with Ireland. So wrong. But...
I did alright, got a couple of good ones with Brazil and Finland. A fair one with Turkey. The other two weren't so bad that I was embarrassed. My total probably ended up close to where Jordan was. My misses added up to the Turkey one I think. He did amazing with France. Brazil and Finland weren't too bad at all. Very fun. Best I've felt in a while.
Round 2, Everything goes wrong and that's okay:
Russia: And there goes that feeling...miss. I just couldn't figure it out, that bridge just seemed odd. It wasn't all that Russia-y looking to me. It was so bare. Not that bad by Jordan. It was in the ballpark. I'm not sure if the Czech Republic feels that open.
Scotland: Nice reasoning it out to the UK. I went more mainland Europe. Not a total miss, but, not that bad.
South Africa. What!...hmm...What! Foul, I cry foul. That is really funny. I was perfectly fine with a New Mexico guess as well. Maybe Arizona. It was an oddly nice but narrow road, and the landscape was more full of grasses than you might expect. You'd just explain it away as seasonal. I guess it is something to consider. What speed do those vehicles have to go, to take their pictures? You just don't think about the idea of them being passed. It says a lot about how we have to use the most minute clues to reason these guesses out.
India: Yeah, no way for me to guess that one. Lucky he had people tweet that at him. Otherwise, even if you caught that glimpse of a palm tree in the background, it's one of the most tricky images we've seen. His idea of Malaysia wouldn't have been a bad one otherwise. Former English colony in the tropics, with lots of money around.
Mexico: I fell into the Brazil/Mexico trap. sigh. I liked that hail mary Hawaii guess. Nothing to lose. They do grow bananas in Hawaii, a much wider variety. You can't get most of them on the mainland.
Crazy round, total throwaway. Still it was actually a really funny one to go through once you know that. What can you do when it all goes south. I mean, it had two of the most impossible images to ever come up. Even without those, I was being blown out of the water from the get go. At least the first round was okay. It does make you very hungry to try again for redemption. This is when the game really gets you going.
I actually want to see you get 20,000 in hardcore mode!
the second one he said was sweden, i said finland. cause i watch beyond the press vlogs (owners of hydraulic press channel) and ive come to recognize the terrain
I guess he's just going to continue to IGNORE all the thousands of comments on the last at least 5 videos asking him not to do hardcore mode next time
anytime you want to guess France and there isn't any people guess southern france it has way less people and its more hilly and gloomy