The Great Wall | The Crane Corps Fly Into Battle
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- Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
- The Tao Tei are about to attack the Great Wall, and William Garin (Matt Damon) and Pedro Tovar (Pedro Pascal) finally get to see the Wall's defenses in action. One of the first lines of defense is the all-woman Crane Corps. #TheGreatWall #MattDamon
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Synopsis:
Starring global superstar Matt Damon and directed by one of the most breathtaking visual stylists of our time, Zhang Yimou (Hero, House of Flying Daggers), The Great Wall tells the story of an elite force making a valiant stand for humanity on the world's most iconic structure. Jing Tian, Pedro Pascal, Willem Dafoe and Andy Lau also star in this sweeping epic.
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Cast: Matt Damon, Jing Tian, Pedro Pascal, Willem Dafoe, Andy Lau
Produced By: Thomas Tull, Charles Roven, Jon Jashni, Peter Loehr
Directed By: Zhang Yimou 
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"Welcome to the blue team!"
"Can I just be the drummer?"
"NO! Join The Crane Corps instead you can do An epic Backflip Before getting devoured in a Cool Blue Uniform"
@@MeinGoobbyXValorant but I'm a guy!
@@TheRockK95 change your gender
This could be a CODE BLUE 😅
Imagine training all your life to join the legendary crane corpse and wear a cool blue uniform and your first battle you do a backflip and get instantly ripped apart.
Well, you certainly spelled "corpse" right.
after they just stabbed one taotei which did 0.2% damage
With cool cape, no less.
"Aim for their eyes!"
Bro they're like hundreds of yards away you can't even see their eyes lol
Hollywood is so fake. Well of course bc its a movie. But I mean like at least make it more realistic.
@@dundermifflin3847 this movie doesn't look great.....although it has some great actors
Dude thought he was talking to legolas, wrong movie man.
Like do they even need to aim? Lmao
His men are in fire at will, the general act like have a long scope on his bow
No wonder why the monsters keep coming back, you keep feeding them.
nom nom nom
Those girls literally a fishing bait
@@Not_MissHina i know right they should just get a VERY LONG SPEAR and attack them but they need to be on the side of the wall lol
@@skuller634 A really long would be useless tho since it's too heavy to wield
Roar
Advisor: General, I have an idea.
General: Let's hear it.
Advisor: Let's have our prettiest women jump off the wall and stab the monsters with spears.
General: But they'll die.
Advisor: Yes, but they'll die in cool blue uniforms.
General: I'll take your entire stock.
200% chinese strategy
Already lost it at "Lets hear it ahaha
Sick tactic
This movie is shit,but those corps are the bravest troops in this entire army.
In the movie they said they’re lighter so yeah...and they also said there are not enough men in the country
Everyone is talking about how dumb the Crane Corps is, but can we talk about the general or whatever who said "Aim for their eyes" when the creatures are like 200+ meters out and in a massive swam. You won't be aiming at all, just launching the arrows in the right direction.
Cable McCraft I literally pointed this out 30 seconds before seeing this comment😂😂😂 AIM FOR THE EYES!!! 100ft high from Football upon football fields away😂😂😂
"Sir i don't even know if they have eyes from this distance"
Maybe they think they are elf races 😊
Legolas has joined the chat.
Also, the drums
Commander: Any ideas to protect us against monsters?
Guy #1: How about we drop rocks?
Guy #2: What about burning oil?
Guy #3: Or we could send our finest warriors to do backflips and poke at the endless wave of monsters, risking their own lives and probably succeeding in only killing one.
Commander: You’re gettin a promotion
that wall defense surely needs some splash damage stuff
Guy #4 drop black powder bombs?
"We ask them for paper" - Guy #4 (from Mexico)
What can you do fr?
Fast Forward to 2021 .... Milley vs. Afghanistan
0% smart strategy
100% epic scene
Such a cruel way in the name of population control
The general who planned this wall defense also planned Winterfell.
Atleast they aren't in front of the fucking wall, battle of Winterfell was so horrible nothing can surpass that...
At least their catapults are behind the wall.
@@vladokocevski5465 z
They both took a lesson from General Hux (Clown Clutz)
The greatest military mind ever.
Haha that made me laugh
I don't think we are criticizing that one dude saying "aim for their eyes" enough.
the subtitle is wrong, he's actually saying "We require more vespene gas! We require more vespene gas!"
Or the drummers doing signals with nunchucks
Yes at that range there not aiming for anything
See those tiny little eyes a few hundred metres out!, Aim for them men!
Also I would think everybodyb on that wall knows the weakness already or has been briefed on it, they have been defending this wall for years.
love how the guys that were captured are just staring at everyone like they are morons and its perfect XD
They are retarded. Why throw a girl at it when you could throw a rock at it. or idk maybe ONE OF THE TEN THOUSAND SPEARS YOU HAVE.
@@dundermifflin3847 1 doesnt matter if they are girls. 2 yep.
@@jdogzerosilverblade299 lmao
The Chinese father be like aww s**t its a girl. Of to the crane corps. JKJK im not racist it was a joke lol.
@@jdogzerosilverblade299 Considering one man can get many girls pregnant compared to one girl & many men, it kinda does matter that only women are being sent, if what Im saying makes sense.
@Land Lord haha no. you have to give gain respect over time not given by default.
General: "crane crops attack!"
Aliens: "oh look! Fiesty food!"
Look I don't expect every medieval film director to read the fucken Art of War, but I wish they'd at the very least maintain a common sense level of realism
We have countries that sent their men to suicide dive a plane and ram it into a ship and this is what surprises you?
@@yoholup19 Hmmm, that was pretty fucking effective though 😂😂
This looked like they were feeding them treats 😂🤦
@@yoholup19 The Japanese Kamikaze pilots actually inflicted devastating damage to American battleships.
However, the Crane Corps in this movie is not only ineffective, but just plain stupid.
Edit: Correction - it was effective in feeding those monsters down there 😅
kenway road at least the Kamikaze tactic was effective, but jumping off a wall in to a sworn of monsters with a single fucking spear is just stupid, it’s waste of man power
The Crane Corps is exactly like making the puppy jump for the treat. Good boy!
Remember guys, if you ever feel worthless in your life, just think about the Crane Corps.
🤣🤣🤣
Made me laugh.
@Christiana Maria Ortega The monsters attack every 60 years. How is 60 years of time not enough to prep for these things in a way better than "Dive head first into their mouth"? I mean, the gasoline pit wouldn't have taken 60 years.
@@stansman5461 Moats, burning barricades, spiked pits, spiked barricades, really just spikes everywhere, boiling oil, dropping rocks, the list goes on :)
Omigosh, I'm honestly so inspired now! 🤣
I return here every few months to read comments😂
When I first watched this movie I thought the crane corps are a bunch of elite soldiers who are gonna do something cool, but later when I saw them getting thrown down at monsters I was just speechless. Bruh what! 😂😂
When your country is overpopulated...Crane Corps!
Oh nooo
You kill the man, not the woman
@@haryen8876 Not in China you won't
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Oh how I love the comment section 😂🤣
Cranes are majestic, intelligent birds. The crane corps should be renamed the turkey corps -- I.e., monster dinner served up!
IMO the term cranes refer to the wheels the men are cranking
@@Chickenworm9394 like they're using a crane to pull up their carcasses
Dodo corps
how dare you disrespect franklin
Yeah they do tend to get gobbled up. They were just winging their technique, no actual strategy.
"Sir, from this height, we could drop these very sharp spears directly down onto our foes and easily kill them without putting ourselves in harm's way. The monsters wont stand a chance!"
The General: *Holding some bungie cord*
"I have a better idea"
The way they just dump the empty rings in a pile 😂
I don’t understand what’s the difference from throwing the spears from up there where you are safe compared to going down and being lunch...
B/c if you throw the spears you cant get them back.
@@AlexSciChannel They werent getting any spear back either way...
MONSTERS GOT HARDEN SHELLS, THEY DIVE FOR SPEARING MONSTER EYES. ARHCER SAID AIM THEIR EYES
Because it's China, people are cheaper than spears
Crane corps is brave!
I'm guessing the old strategy of dumping hot tar, and fire was too easy for them.
Lol nah they replaced that shit with women
CDC_98 actuelly that’s a pretty good idea with woman on their period
@@cdc_9873 Chinese parents: Please don't force us to abort our infant daughters!
Chinese Officials: I think we have a solution to this...
@@datemasamune2904 damn that's dark man
@ China: Hey, those are great ideas. Can we copy?
Soldier: "C-couldn't we just get longer spears and poke them from up here? We can just make longer spears!"
Captain: "How dare you question my methods!"
This was like sending pop-idols to war, making them go to the frontlines and giving them a microphone to fight of the enemy with the power of their voices
Crane corps is literally one of the most ineffective tactics I've ever seen. It's like they wanted to copy the same vibe of Attack on Titan whenever a scout gets eaten by a titan, but this was executed poorly. Literally those blue soldiers would be more effective if they were given bow and arrows.
They can just copy that, and made it like old school Kung Fu fyling shit
actually even in attack on titan, later on they built a huge guilotine and put it on a choke point. instead of attaching this girls on it these ropes, just put a heavy steel spikey balls and drop it repeatedly. like what the scout did
@@h3lldiv3r They also later used big rocket launchers that basically acted like wrist mounted RPGs
They’d be more effective as entertainers for rhe male soldiers. Like pour them wine dressed in sexy outfit.
@@ronrivero1039 now that I will enjoy hahahaha
Imagine how much marijuana was smoked when this idea was brought up and everyone was like, "yeah man! That's brilliant!"
Nah man, I don’t think marijuana would do that, probably mountains of coke or meth.
Nah historically speaking it would've been opium.
It's Hollywood after all.
Dr
@@pattyb6003 nah this movie is a Chinese production.
And China demands that every movie that China is in it does have to look they are the best.
Otherwise your movie will get canceled by the CCP.
It doesn't matter how realistic or not something is as long as China is awesome in every scene
Fastest way to kill the enemies are: throw rocks from wall, throw burning tar, throw fire arrows, throw burning woods, throw pirana, and more.
Chinese General : Nahaa, throw blue chicks.
"Our best minds have come up with gunpowder and projectiles!"
"Let's just save that for fireworks 🎆 "
That...has to be the dumbest and most inefficient way to kill these things. You're risking more casualties on your side than for the enemies! And you could just throw the damn spears!
They battle with styles apperantly
yeah, these girls should be in archery group
The girls are useless
The only reason I can think of to have them is in case they start climbing but then again range is better then falling into there
Eric Hunsaker or just drop them lol
The crane corps is the most ineffective fighting force ever.
You have forgotten the Stormtrooper
SuperSilver Entertainment ya but the storm troopers are effective due to their numbers. So while not to affective. A good number of them will be enough. Plus their clones. Their extremely expandable.
Dumbest way to die, they're actually feeding themselves to the monsters
You have forgotten the Survey Corps.
RAVEN 1971 EDWARDS ah, you must be new to the internet. See, we’re not bashing on women. We’re bashing on the idea of the Crane Corps itself. When guys, such as myself and the lads here come together who have a love for any and all things strategy, we love to discuss and make jokes about strategies that we see, and the reason we’re roasting the Crane Corps into the ground is because it is quite frankly one of the most disgusting fighting forces ever to be seen, not because it consists of women, but because of how horrible the idea is. As you can see, we’re making jokes about fighting forces that are worse than the Crane Corps, such as Stormtroopers and when I mentioned the Survey Corps which is from Attack On Titan. Both things mentioned have men and women that fight in them, but they’re made fun of because of how horrible and useless they are. The Crane Corps is female only, but we’re not here making fun of it for being female only, we are here making fun of it because of how pathetic and useless of an idea it is. “Let’s throw our most beautiful women into a pit of monsters only to die a gruesome death and if they’re lucky, they may get a handful of kills before dying.”
What's crazy is that all of this really happened. Unbelievable.
Yeah except it was Mongols, not monsters.
@@Pteromandias same thing.
General: crane corps attack!
Enemy: hey look a pinyata
Crane corps: Nani?!?!
Lmfao
Anyone getting flashbacks from jurrasic Park when they lower the cow into the enclosure?
Didn’t make that connection but that’s what the Crane Corp pretty much amounted to
Lolz
Except now they literally lowered an army of cows to their deaths.
اشترك بقناتي الغالي ربي يحفظك اترو الغالي
This is the real suicide squad
True haha
I love how they hype up the crane corps......just to immediately kill them lol
I'm guessing the director thought we'd be blinded by the coolness of that unit, but to me it looked like they were feeding the green monsters.
They don’t fall to there deaths, they flip to there deaths
Falling with style
Epic
Their
those crane corps who are beating the drums are more helpful than those free foods falling like a bait
yeah and the drums barely do anything XDD
"It is magnificent, but it is not war: it is madness."
Madness? IT. IS. CHINA!
Clemenceu....
Imagine your in a war and your commander places you in the bungee jumping corps
The scene where they are launching the flaming cannonballs is awesome
The subtitle is wrong
Its not “Crane Corps”
It should be “Crane Corpse”
copied comment smh
@@5655nasir Chill your tits
@@5655nasir does the original comment have copyright?
@04 ALFARERO JOVEN ANDREI INDEED
It’s in French
Fly into battle? I'd say, feed into the monsters🤣🤣🤣
Those two european men be like:
Y THO??
They got a point tho
one of the most stupid war tactics ever seen in the history of cinema
@@powerArmor9lol not goin' bunjee jumpin on creatures like those could be a good start
@@powerArmor9 Or use a volley of missles, heck spears on the walls should also do. Let's not forget about machicolations.
You know, just attach something to a log and swing it from side to side... or just drop logs with spikes down from the top of the wall, since it's ontop of a hill, it will kill many... this was an actual tactic during medieval times.
But Hollywood went stupidwood
@@powerArmor9 Dropping burning oil and stones from the walls as they try to climb up, spearing any from the battlements if they do manage to climb up.
Sacrificing your defensive advantage of battlements and high walls to yeet yourself off and bungee jump with some lances and acrobatics is not sound tactics, you don't have to be an expert to see that, and you defending bad logic like you are makes you even stupider.
You mock him by calling him "expert", but that insinuates you also "think" you're an expert by saying he's wrong.
Not efficient But beautifull 3:46
Why are the humans giving the monsters these blue snacks on cords?
Everyone be saying how the crane corps is stupid.....first of all, they killed way more monsters than the close combat corp. second, they need fuel for other defenses so they cant waste them pouring all of it down the wall. third, its cruel but soldiers were more expendable resources than spears and bunjee jumping and stabbing them have more force than just throwing the spears. and last but not least....it looks cool, and its a movie, so its supposed to look cool.
Because it makes for a fantastic action scene? It’s a Hollywood/Chinese movie... why are y’all expecting some war doc strats from it...
@@teemo7714 Bunjee jumping and stabbing would actually have potentially LESS force behind it than simply throwing them down. You're still only getting the momentum behind fall speed. The most they could add would be the short little stab at the end they could but didn't even always do here. And that wouldn't add a significant amount. This is just dumb. It honestly doesn't even look cool because of how dumb it is.
D Shade you realize that the thrust force when they jump down and stab, and the thrust force if they were to throw the spear would be the same strength right? On top of that, the fall speed also contributes more strength that if you were to throw it instead. But most importantly, it becomes much easier to aim for their eyes if they get close.
Sebastian LM so you’re just gonna say that without any reason why. Please entertain me with your wisdom on why the crane corps were useless then. Ha
"The Blue, what the hell do they do", they die in large numbers, with minimum effect on the battlefield
Pour gas or oil or whatever over the wall and throw a match down 😂
Why is the army dressed in Power Rangers colors?
I assume it was how they separated different units of the army which served different combat roles
Colorful uniform or armor was pretty common back in the day to differentiate units or armies
lol power rangers was so popular they even used the colors in ancient China when fighting aliens
There's no yellow ranger then
Because it's for the chinese Market it must be this power rangerlooking and you have to give them another Outfit than the regular troops in order for the normal viewer to distinct them.
One of the girls: “I thought the job description said we were making bait, not playing bait...”
The way they were playing the drums,
Long Range guys be like: "They're playing our song Boys! Open Fire!"
When even the heroes of the story think it's a bad idea, it's probably a bad idea!
The entire army with the crane corps: 100%
The entire without the crane corps: 99.9%
As silly this movie was, the music and overall theme was enjoyful while visuals were interesting to look at. Ramin Hjadi did a great job
I agree.
It’s like pacific rim... this movie was bad and yet good 😁
@@apaloosa01 the first Pacific rim is pretty good actually
@@apaloosa01 The first Pacific Rim is only good.
This movie was a perfect example of modern movies, looked good, fancy CGI, loud noises, but you walk out of the theater feeling nothing and forget about it in 20 minutes.
The crane corps spend more time looking intimidating then they lasted in battle. Now that's peak efficiency.
Crane corps should be renamed 'Useless bungee jumping suicide corps'.
The Crane Corps became Crane corpses.
lol
😂
Corpsicles.
So tasty, and you can pass them around, as long as everyone restrains themselves and takes only ONE bite apiece.
.
No, Yang, ONE bite. We saw you trying to sneak two. BAD monster! BAD! No dessert for you.
@@smartalek180 your comment has successfully cured my depression XD
"What are they doing?" he asks before the battle. And afterwards, we still don't know. General, those troops are not going to make their points back performing suicide-bungee.
damn i just noticed that when the crane corpse attack that 1 chick on the left got bite on her first attack. imagine you just started fighting and you die instantly.
The crane corps could have easily done the same job just throwing the spears ._.
You know that Warboy who jumped into an enemy's vehicle with two explosive spears and every other one cheered "WITNESS!" afterwards?
Yeah, this is the complete antithesis of that.
I like how they also need drums not to be bored during a bloodbath
War Drum it actually for communication between general and soldiers in ancient wars
1:34 I know People hated the Bungee Jumping Soldiers but This One Right here With the Soldiers using Nunchucks as the Drum Sticks is Cool af.
The only way I could see the crane corps making sense (and I’d probably rename it to the spider corps or something) is if:
-you don’t make it all women, (logistically speaking it makes no sense to throw your women into the meat grinder), make it mixed minimum, mostly male preferably
-instead of lowering down one by one in isolated groups, have them rappel down the wall maybe halfway in large cohesive numbers and form a vertical shield wall, then fight the Tao tei all the way up, retreating as necessary
-give them a halberd for better armour piercing
it also makes no sense to throw men in the meat grinder
@@Marco-hu9jf A vertical phalanx would have been an interesting idea1
Crane corps:
*Exist*
Me: visible confusion
Crane corps is a sexy fishing bait LOL!
Chinese Women Aren't SEXY LMAO
Carmine Paradis I wanna laugh
@@professorbingchingler9503 what's stopping you
@@catdoglover8301 Jealously I sense in you
Im latina, so my nose and facial features are small and proportioned
The cool colour uniforms are cool. It is very important to die in style if one must die.
These guys: let’s drop our best soldiers into the direct jaws of death itself to only kill like 20
Me: throws a Boulder on fire and gets more kills in 2 literal seconds
General:"WHERE IS MY AIR SUPPORT!? "
It's like going fishing except the fish gets to keep the bait.
- "What part did you fight in the battle?"
- "I did bungee jumps. All day, I was bungee jumping up and down!"
Tao Tei: " I told you guys we should have gone to Hunan Garden for lunch. I ordered crab rangoons and egg rolls and instead those guys sent down some meat-on-a- string. ...These things are friggin' tasty, though..
1:23 when quarantine is over
Crane Corps is useless, they could have just hung over the edge and thrown spears or even better, use bows. Instead they kill one or two before being killed themselves.
Soldiers were cheaper then the spears apparently
@@Eyessetonthehorizon and you are like:"wtf why the Crane corps exist if they just send chud men with an axe and a shild. Doing the same thing but better?"
That was what I thought before seeing them get stupid.
Send the crane corps down with bows and have them "stand" on the wall above the creatures jumping height.
When they run out of arrows, get pulled back up for a reload.
But, yeah, incredibly stupid idea.
Pouring oil/tar over the edge and lighting it sounds good. (I haven't seen the movie so I don't know if they are fireproof)
Dropping stone columns (sideways) to roll down the hill, crushing all in its path, sounds like a good idea too!
@@kevingraves7431 The problem is that their enemy learns. Each year that they return the queen is smarter in her efforts to take on the wall. They can’t use their most efficient tactics to keep the enemy off the wall immediately because the queen will take it into account in her next attack, which is always inevitable due to their nature. Further on into the movie you see they do have tar and the axemen and even traps laid into the walls they have to save to prevent the queen from learning of them early on when her horde is still in large numbers.
And the monsters are like 'Yay! Free food!'
"Look at this army. Have you seen anything like it?"
-"It's incredibly stupid"
Two minutes into the video: "Wow, this movie looks cool. Maybe I should watch it..."
Four minutes: "......"
Is no one gonna talk about the fact they were playing drums with nun chucks like damm that’s some serous skill
3:32 she comes out her harness but is still dangling in the air 😂
Damn, those teletubbies are lit 🔥
This is the best fighting strategy I have ever seen. Great job people.
I think its just an aesthetic for the movie. Those bungee jumpers look so fierce whenever they jump.
You know just for the thrill. So it wouldn't be boring
They could have had throwing bombs instead. When a horde forms and is climbing the wall, when you throw a bomb from the top it would only hit the peak of the horde on the top(because of the angle and perspective) . But with those bungee jumps they can get into a position to hit the base of the horde. Resulting in a collapse of the body ladder
Absolutely loved this movie for the awesome visual feasts!
My best and sorrow clip ever seen........crane corps all in all I like those drum beaters
"Aim at the eyes" bro, not even hawkeye could pull that off at that distance.
YT like: let's recommend the video of china feeding their women to their possible dinner....
Why nobody talks about how amazing the crane corps armor. It looks so cool on them.
atleast they got them beats while fighting lol..morale booster
+10 damage
My guess is they tried to copy Attack on Titan with the crane corps but ended up looking stupid.
Then they tried to copy LoTR two towers with the "aim for the eyes" bit and also ended up looking stupid.
I don't care, this move is great
The General must be high asf when they created the crane squad. Is this the suicide squad? Of all things they can just throw oil near the walls just to burn them all.
After watching this I now know where the corps part of "crane corps" came from.
Man the drum playing with the nunchuks is where I draw the line lmao.
the whole crane corps jumping in and dying strategy seems... poorly thought out
Crane corps=food take away, literaly
Ponoo
Issaka
Imagine thinking the crane corps is a good idea. Like "no no, we won't throw spears at them. Hear me out! We'll throw PEOPLE at them, and those people will throw the spears!"
The moment the drums music sat in i immediately thought of MAD MAX FURY BATTLE SCENE LMAO
Stupid or not, we are still talking about the Crane Corp. Mission accomplished!
Ok, even as a chinese im cringing so bad
我也是 me too
对对!我也是。
我也是
i thought china blocks youtube?
@@freshfrozen7612 they do lol. But i live in hong kong so they cant block it yet, they will in ~30 years when they take full control of hong kong. But most mainland chinese use vpn
This scene should be called "bungee jumping to death"
* Jumps in a 50 meters deep chasm using a 75 meters cord *
Crane crops
A MASSIVE STRATEGIC BLUNDER
2:26 mate, you ain't Legolas