There's an episode where Peter causes Brian to lose all his teeth in a bloody way, and he feels no remorse for it. Hell, even Lois doesn't give a fuck about Brian.
there is an episode where Peter is selfish and did not join the rest of the family then he died and Brian is the only one there near his grave sleeping
@@Aegis4521 you know, you can take jokes either positively or negatively. So whats the benefit of being sour-mouthed ? Try to enjoy with it as much as possible, annoyance and anger is a waste in our life. Try being happy and think in a + light ¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯
@@hollyandersonsmusic3226 its actually an urban legend that if the hand of sleeping person is put in a bowl with water causes the person to urinate. I think this was busted to not be possible
@@schmosbey1460 His antics were usually juvenile (he’s basically a prankster in this one), down to earth, and taught a lesson instead of being excessively violent and unapologetic like in Modern Family Guy.
@@BradleyRichards it's true. If you watch "Hot pocket dial" its brian who tells peter to drop and forget about it. In "Who's brian now" hes the one who offers to get peter outta his moonshine shed so lois doesn't have to. In the episode he gets a job at the hardware store hes revealed to have taken things seriously.
1.) The doctor is being very honest and she’s not wrong about Peter and 2.) Peter saying that about dogs dying ~50 years before people is bitter sweet humor
@@tiablue9106 it might have been because they didn't want angry homophobes to complain because in the 80s and 90s gay men would wear one earing as code for "I am gay." They don't even do it anymore but people still get temper tantrum levels of pissed off, foaming from their mouth about it being propaganda or some shit. It's just a kid with an earing. Nobody should be upset about that. It's 2021, not 1921...
@@0BucketMask0 the gay code thing is only if it's on the right ear, so they could've put it on his left or given him 2 like I suggested if they rlly couldn't keep it consistent. By the time family guy came out, I don't think the whole "gay ear" thing was even a thing anymore :0 I could be wrong, tho
@@tiablue9106 yeah, family guy was the early 2000s and it stopped being a thing in the late 90s. My dad had an earing when I was a toddler and my mom hated it because "you aren't gay! Stop wearing the gay earing! You're leading people on, guys are gonna hit on you!" and then they did and my dad, with great remorse, retired his earing. He loved that earing, but hated awkward situations.
@@New-Days-Ahead No its not. It Is absolutely atrocious and cringeworthy now, all the main characters in the past had at least some sympathetic traits and were likable. Now they are just utter pieces of shit and unlikeable douchebags
@@Unknown-mz3ww awww so cute liking your own comment because you know you're completely wrong and think that'll prove someone actually agrees with you. :)
The old family guy was so good. I also prefer this kind of animation, it’s not as clean and basic as the newer episodes and sometimes they look funny from different angles lol
The fake name bit will never not be funny
Best family guy joke ever.
@@linkofvev imagine if someone not on family guy did the same thing with the same name
Double negative
Uh.. uh.. pea ... tear... Uhh uhh.. Griffin. Yeah, Peter Griffin! Aw crap.
pea tear griffin
"with your intelligence" shit I forgot Brian was actually smart at one point, and not just someone who thought they were smart.
Old family guy will be missed.
@@romanbellic2178 so will kate
It was all that blow that got to him in the end - that and his old age.
Remember he ages in dog years. I think of an intelligent young person losing their intelligence to lazy thinking by the time their 32.
Back in the day when Peter and Brian were just inseparable best friends.
Aren't they still? They just don't hang out as much
There's an episode where Peter causes Brian to lose all his teeth in a bloody way, and he feels no remorse for it. Hell, even Lois doesn't give a fuck about Brian.
there is an episode where Peter is selfish and did not join the rest of the family then he died and Brian is the only one there near his grave sleeping
Well Brian stole quagmires girlfriend that’s why he’s an asshole
Jesus I miss when family Guy wasn't all sociopaths
"Pea, Tear, Griffin" 😂😂😂😂
Griffon*
Aww crap
This is why the old episodes will always be better.
@@snakey934Snakeybakey yup they actually took sometime and effort
@@HereGoesKevin Gryphon*
I love how the Griffin just randomly flies through
He’s trying to get off cocaine
@@ikeashelf9003 LOL! that explains why he looks so ornery.
bro this qwill never get old LMAO
I guess Peter really was on smack
Pea tear gryphon
I miss this version of brian
Don't we all
When Stewie stopped being evil and Brian became more of a douche I stopped watching then.
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Mine too bro
Brian? I miss this version of Family Guy!
2:35 Alright, who let the mythological creature in?
I did
The griffin is also an addict
Maybe the same person that gave Peter cocaine in a detox clinic.
Plot twist petear Griffin is actually on drugs
He needed to go for a walkie, it’s not my fault!... I’m fired aren’t I?
Old season: "we will help Brian"
New season: "were not going to pay money for for a deformed dog"
Who is brain ?
@@mohammedmohd2187 ur so funny because you caught a typo. Damn. 9 year old.
@@Aegis4521 you know, you can take jokes either positively or negatively. So whats the benefit of being sour-mouthed ? Try to enjoy with it as much as possible, annoyance and anger is a waste in our life. Try being happy and think in a + light ¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯
@@Aegis4521 and that account is older than yours, you know
and i'm pretty sure of the response you are coming up with
@@mohammedmohd2187 Brain is the dog from Inspector Gadget.
“Brian it’s moments like this that makes me sad that you will die 50 years before I do”😂😂😂 4:35
At the way Peter is overeating he won't live 50 more years, he would be lucky to live 10 more years.
The downside to having pets is that they only have a little over 10 years to live. 😔
@@0BucketMask0 Not if you own a turtle.
@@Dumbird0 I have thought of getting a baby tortoise and have him be both a beloved pet and a respected family heirloom
getting an old one will still result in the same thing
3:43 that was supposed to make them pee, but the end results caught me off guard
Does it actually make you pee? Wonder why.
@@hollyandersonsmusic3226 ؟؟؟؟؟
@@hollyandersonsmusic3226 its actually an urban legend that if the hand of sleeping person is put in a bowl with water causes the person to urinate. I think this was busted to not be possible
POP
Waaaah!
I thought they were all gonna think their water broke
I love the fact that the guy in the back in 1:46
Like what Peter did
Lmao
Didn't ever notice that until now 😂😂
LOL Pea Tear Griffin is a lot more hilarious as an adult compared to when I watched this as a teen.
I first saw it when I was like 11 and I fell off the couch laughing, I'd never heard a joke like that before.
@@0BucketMask0 I had the exact same experience
I doubt you were old enough to remember the movie Hiding Out. Maxwell House = Max Hauser
I'm from Mexico and this joke doesn't make sense in spanish so I didn't get it until years later when I learned english.
Yeah that's because the cartoon was made for adults
Peter used to be so likeble and charming...
I know right
How is he likeable in this lmao.
@@schmosbey1460 His antics were usually juvenile (he’s basically a prankster in this one), down to earth, and taught a lesson instead of being excessively violent and unapologetic like in Modern Family Guy.
@@ironrevenger9386 so fighting with a chicken and destroying the city isn’t excessively violent?
@@schmosbey1460 That’s more of a running joke in my opinion, but I see your point
Hey quiet down up there. You wacky Beatle.
😂🤣
I bet every private security guard says that's
0:50 lol her thumb is doing a magic trick 😂👍🏼
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Lmao
bahahahablololololololol
“WOW no wonder people do drugs” god i love old chris’ enthusiasm
2:39 Its how CONFIDENTLY he says "YEAH, PETER GRIFFIN" and *instantly* regrets it with an "Ah, crap..." I just absolutely lose it
Haha yeah
Lol
2:37 that was a straight up Homer Simpson "Doh!" moment
Good point, agree
“My name is mr burns!”
_”d’oh!”_
Old Family Guy will never be forgotten.
1:58 I love how Peter's enough of a jerk to do that, but not enough of a jerk to give him real drugs 😂
The part about the bug juice about killed me. That is an authentic exchange between kids, and two adults doing it is doubly hilarious.
Where?
WOW! No wonder people do drugs! 😅
Yeah chris I dont know how to tell you this, but that's not the only reason people do drugs. lol
Happiness beyond normal levels hallucinations out of body experiences feelings of flying or floating etc.
@@dodge_r_r7894 Did you intentionally miss the point...?
Back when Brian was sensible and arguable respectable. Ggs.
When he still is.
@@New-Days-Ahead Ok buddy
@@BradleyRichards it's true. If you watch "Hot pocket dial" its brian who tells peter to drop and forget about it. In "Who's brian now" hes the one who offers to get peter outta his moonshine shed so lois doesn't have to. In the episode he gets a job at the hardware store hes revealed to have taken things seriously.
@@BradleyRichards he still is to an extent. Most definitely not as much as before though.
Man I forgot how good old Family Guy was.
Brian used to be such a likeable character
0:30 Chris: Wow! No wonder people do drugs! This had me dead 😂
“Trade you dis for ya cupcake (takes out blow)” I’m dead
Love the card Mokey Mokey.
Ah. They tied in that Peter wanted a vacation with Brian rehab, and his behavior with the X factor. You don't get that kind of thing anymore
0:41 Any small twitter account be like
Tru
Story of my life, yeesh
Alcoholism is an addiction
So is Stupidity
@@rickyrodriguez6669 I mean, this video specifically states that being stupid/an idiot is not the same as being an addict, so...
@@lnsflare1 I know it was a Joke to get laughs cause old family guy is still better than the new
@@rickyrodriguez6669 wow. What a idiot u are lol
@@FuckTard-dd1ee thank you for the laughs 😁
Dude I didn't know the early seasons were this funny
They're amazing, used to watch them air brand new in 3rd grade on adult swim.
First three seasons of Family Guy are the only ones that I acknowledge. :)
The early seasons are Family guy. I stopped watching after season 5.
I loved the show as a kid even though I only got like half the jokes. The visual gags more than made up for the jokes I didn't get.
@@herbienbrian2Yeah I’d say the first five seasons are probably the best
They’re so funny 3:25 3:28
Man - animation on this show has come a looooooong ways, hasn’t it?
I kinda prefer this tbh
this looks way better
This looks way better for sure
@@ksneidndkdoknnw This doesn't look better it looks way worse. Writings better though
@@joeblazer3429 I disagree. I prefer this style than the new overly grossly animation
The odds of a gryphon flying by 😂😂
Well at least Peter has proof he's an addict.
I mean it literally doesn't exist. Sooooo there are no odds.
“I don’t think you’re an addict. I think you’re an idiot.” Damn xD 😂
Pea Tear Griffin ~
Aw crap…
“It makes me sad you’re gonna die 50 years before I do”
My dog looks right at me after he says that like🥺
1.) The doctor is being very honest and she’s not wrong about Peter and 2.) Peter saying that about dogs dying ~50 years before people is bitter sweet humor
When Brian defended Peter 😊💕
But on flip side he became a bigger ass as the seasons went on
2:02😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its just carpet fresh
"Oh yeah? Well I don't pay you to think, hot lips. In fact, I don't pay you at all! Count it!"
Lmao
0:15 Jaspers awesome 🤣
1:08 apparently in the Family Guy universe they have 8 packs of beer instead of 6 packs.
They were living in 3021 when they did that. The future of beer is 8 packs, I'm calling it now. Who wouldn't want an extra 2 beers?
3:14 Peter Griffin becomes JFK from Clone High
Why do i honestly not remeber this episode and i have all of family guy on disc? I guess im pulling a peter
Mandela effect.
I loved this episode growing up, the pregnancy portion is why I remember it so much.
@@xXLunatikxXlul so what season and episode is it if you dont mind me asking
@@Canadianhacks season 3: episode 1 - "The Thin White Line"
@@Canadianhacks it's part one of a two-part special
I absolutely lost it at the fake name
2:23 gotta be the best joke family guy has ever done
0:02 LOOK AT BRIAN NOSE
In this old version Brian looked so cute.😊
3:09 The funny thing, Seth said this was the inspiration for Peter Griffin, a security guard he knew
If that's true it's hilarious
@@0BucketMask0yes it is, the one in his college
Back when family guy was a classic!
I didn't know two of the most iconic Family Guy clips (pea tear griffin and the George Harrison) were within basically a minute of each other.
“Yeah Peter Griffin, ah crap” 🤣🤣
2:24 one of my favorite family guy jokes
3:50 distress calls
3:12 quiet down up there, ya wacky Beatle 😂😂😂😂
2:32 It always gets me what a blank look she has on her face while tears are just streaming out of her eyes.
Nah, she looks sad.
I forgot old school Chris had earing lol
3:43 when ya play civilization IV and use the cheat for increase the cities populations cap
Civilization IV? I bet you still have a pager too.
@@lagon7830 actually i never played any civilizarions game i take chance to make am good joke😅
ps:this is one or the rare time i use emotes
You know, when you think about it and what a terrible being Brian became nowadays, the lady is right on the mark. The same can be said for Lois.
I stopped watching years ago . What happened with Brian
@@kid--presentable He’s become a degenerate pseudo-intellectual.
That's assuming there's character progression. There isn't; it's different writers.
Nicole Sullivan at 1:36
0:42 I mean, he’s not wrong.
"I don't think your an addict, I think your an idiot". HAHAHA.
Early Family Guy was the best.
"it's days like this that make me sad you're gonna die fifty years before I do."
Isn't Peter like 40? He's expecting to live to 90.
2:13 I don't think to need to be a doctor to figure that one out.
"Well I hope your happy 14 premature pregnancies " 😂😂😂
0:16 I love jasper
At 1:55 Blonde Girl: I’ve never been so humiliated
"I'm on vacation and oh.. if anyone ask im also on smack" *Cracks opens beer*
"This is where God would come if he had to stop doing blow"
Given the state of the world...yep, he's still doing blow.
this entire clip blows an entire new season out of the water
1:57 😂 2:09🤔
2:14 I'd wondered where that line came from. I use that line except the hot lips part lols😅🤣
When the teens are giving birth, there’s those popping sounds. 😂
They took Chris’s earrings away in later episodes
They apparently did it bc the animators kept switching which ear it was on. idk why they couldn’t just give him 2 earrings
@@tiablue9106 around 20 seconds until 35 seconds, earrings on both sides lol
@@tiablue9106 it might have been because they didn't want angry homophobes to complain because in the 80s and 90s gay men would wear one earing as code for "I am gay." They don't even do it anymore but people still get temper tantrum levels of pissed off, foaming from their mouth about it being propaganda or some shit.
It's just a kid with an earing. Nobody should be upset about that. It's 2021, not 1921...
@@0BucketMask0 the gay code thing is only if it's on the right ear, so they could've put it on his left or given him 2 like I suggested if they rlly couldn't keep it consistent. By the time family guy came out, I don't think the whole "gay ear" thing was even a thing anymore :0 I could be wrong, tho
@@tiablue9106 yeah, family guy was the early 2000s and it stopped being a thing in the late 90s. My dad had an earing when I was a toddler and my mom hated it because "you aren't gay! Stop wearing the gay earing! You're leading people on, guys are gonna hit on you!" and then they did and my dad, with great remorse, retired his earing. He loved that earing, but hated awkward situations.
“Wow! No wonder people do drugs!” Such an underrated quote😂
0:23 Chris's body and his head look they come from different dimensions.
George Harrison’s security guard 😂
I sing Charles In Charge to myself when bored at work lol
Brian was so balanced and likeable back then...
I find the comments that are just quotes from the video I just watched to be very informative. I also watched the video! Thumbs up!
2:30: xddd
Can we all just agree that Family Guy ONLY surpassed three seasons?
I'd love to forget the rest.
Remember when Brian went to a therapist and rehab. Now he’s just a awful person who clearly needs therapy
The thumbnail looks like one of those renaissance paintings.
Peter was hilarious in the early seasons
Only on Adult Swim on Disney Channel
This show was so much funnier in it's earlier seasons
Um it's still as funny.
@@New-Days-Ahead No its not. It Is absolutely atrocious and cringeworthy now, all the main characters in the past had at least some sympathetic traits and were likable. Now they are just utter pieces of shit and unlikeable douchebags
@@Unknown-mz3ww awww so cute liking your own comment because you know you're completely wrong and think that'll prove someone actually agrees with you. :)
@@New-Days-Ahead What are you talking about dumbfuck
Like button is worthless now
2:56 Charles in charge song
Peter is pritty chill for a guy on smack - which is meth.
Smack is heroin where I'm from.
@@MichaelTuohy I second that.
I like how they took the cutaway joke about Brian having a gay cousin and made him a reoccurring character
When Peter tries to come up with a fake name and he's stuttering he sounds like one of those old communication machines
Yo big dap hows it hanging
@@mohamedabdourahman9845 pretty good
1:36 Shego is that you?
Same voice actress
1:46 "I'm also addicted to boobies." 🤣
I love the friendship between Peter and brain.... i hoped for thing like that
Is it just me or did peter have better jokes in the early seasons?
I got annoyed when peter was still talking and said "shut up" at the same time as when peter said it
4:37 that’s a popular painting
The old family guy was so good. I also prefer this kind of animation, it’s not as clean and basic as the newer episodes and sometimes they look funny from different angles lol
Yeah peter griffin. Oh crap. LMAO
Lois would never do this for Brian today