white smock, my nose hath dyed it red, stepping lightly, approach thy bed, creeping, forgotten like the dead, think you a villain? my knees hath been bruis'd in thy name, prithee, make me not any thanks, my will I will do all the same, my bitter soul within La, you, a tough man, likest being scuff'd, man, stomach never stuff'd, man, thy chest ever puff'd, man, I am that foul kind, make thy mother howl kind, make thy lover scowl kind, know thy father's growl kind, I am that cruel wretch methinks thy power to be good, yet you own not my personhood, marry, play thy role if you would, i play thine animal my mother joins the chorus with my voice, but to this tune she'll join it not, for if she read the verse, woe to the men i've got La, you, a tough man, likest being scuff'd, man, stomach never stuff'd, man, thy chest ever puff'd, man, I am that foul kind, make thy mother howl kind, make thy lover scowl kind, know thy father's growl kind, I am that cruel wretch I do my cruel work with ease
@@starship4282 The brits always insist that the bishop of Joan's trial was French too, as if Cauchon was not one of their agents they sent to burn a maiden at the stake.
@@starship4282 France was in no way linked to Burgundy, Burgundy was an independent state trying to conquer Paris. Their Goal was to take the French Throne; in a way Burgundy was the remnants of Middle Francia from the split up of Charlamenge's empire which lead to West, Middle and East Francia becoming countries.
Queen: Who hath come to play for me today in hopes to court me so we might wed? Squire: A Bard named William of Eilish your highness? Queen: Bring forth this Bill the Bard.
Squire: it is not allowed, you may not court Lady William of Eilish. Queen: Send this man to the gallows, I am the queen and I shall do what I do please, and this maiden pleases me.
White shirt anon red, mine own bloody nose sleepin', thou art on thy tippy toes creepin' 'round liketh nay one knoweth bethink thou art so criminal bruises on both mine own hams f'r thee sayeth not thanketh thee 'r prithee i doth what i wanteth at which hour i'm wanting to mine own soul? so cynical so thou art a tough guy liketh t very much rough guy just can't receiveth enow guy chest at each moment so puff'd guy i'm yond lacking valor typeth maketh thy mama depress'd typeth maketh thy girlfriend nimble-footed tight might seduce thy father typeth i'm the lacking valor guy, duh i'm the lacking valor guy i liketh t at which hour thee taketh controleth coequal if 't be true thee knoweth yond thee not owneth me, i'll alloweth thee playeth the role i'll beest thy animal mine own mommy likes to singeth 'long with me but the lady wonneth't singeth this song if 't be true the lady reads all the lyrics the lady'll pity the men i knoweth so thou art a tough guy liketh t very much rough guy just can't receiveth enow guy chest at each moment so puff'd guy i'm yond lacking valor typeth maketh thy mama depress'd typeth maketh thy girlfriend nimble-footed tight might seduce thy father typeth i'm the lacking valor guy, duh i'm the lacking valor guy, duh i'm only valorous at being lacking valor, lacking valor i liketh at which hour thee receiveth nimble-footed i guesseth i'm quaint fain yond thou art high-lone thee hath said the lady's afeard of me? i cullionly, i seeth not what the lady sees but haply t's 'cause i'm wearing thy cologne i'm a lacking valor guy i'm, i'm a lacking valor guy lacking valor guy, lacking valor guy i'm a lacking valor
This is just beautiful. It feels CRAFTED, not automaticly generated through midi files like some other medieval covers. It has this organic, great feeling to it. Kudos to you.
I've been asking for a version without lyrics since the day it dropped. I started asking for a medieval style cover after about a month or so. I play a lot of D&D, and this is super useful and what I wanted. lol I'm so happy to have found this today.
@@ConstantineBard Yeah, I saw that. It's crazy! Like, I searched RUclips and Google separately for this. I wonder if I searched just before the video went live by just a few days, or maybe even a few hours. lol That would track with my usual day to day luck.
Everybody trying to get a foot in on this badly-named bardcore genre haha. I mean I'm totally stoked to see these medieval covers of songs for sure!! I'm obsessed with the music and everything from that era! There are just more and more people popping up after Cornelius Link made his coffin dance cover hehe
'Twas a calm spring noon, when Marchis Guillemine d'Ailise came forth, escaping from the pyres of the revolution, barely avoiding the fate of her many royal pretenders. She recorded her many experiences with the weak nobles that had claimed greatness, but failed miserably when it came to gallivanting. These were the experiences that encouraged her to fight for equality, earning her the title "Rebel amongst Royals".Truly a masterpiece.
I bought tickets At extraordinary cost For my daughter's first live concert. Dame Billie of stylish Covid decided otherwise.... BUT!!!! She LOVES this, as I do We thank you X
Coming Fall 2022 5 D&D lovers get suckered in their beloved board game as their fearsome leader rolled 20 in the first swing with his recently acquired 'El Dorado' dice set. Now, trapped in the world they created for 20 years, a noble orc knight, a dashing rouge, a reformed paladin draped in the arts of thievery, a master archer and the chosen one (tm) have to find their way home. The problem? In this world, they're.... THE... BARD.... GUYS. *cue bardcore trailer*
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I love how all of these medieval remakes have been popping up in the last month!
Bubonic plague yk?
Yeah Cornelius Link is kinda cool too, it's so great to see such a great resurgence of the genre
Yeah because by the end of the 2020 we will return to medieval ages
The return of the dark ages💀💀
Post-capitalist culture or lack thereof. Amazing nonetheless
When the princess asks the court bard to play her Madam Billie of Eilish.
No it would be lady billie eilish
Dame Billie, comtesse de Eilish.
Sándor Tóth Wilhelmina Ó Conaill
Her surname is O’Connell if I remember
I wished I can understand your conversation 😢
white smock, my nose hath dyed it red,
stepping lightly, approach thy bed,
creeping, forgotten like the dead,
think you a villain?
my knees hath been bruis'd in thy name,
prithee, make me not any thanks,
my will I will do all the same,
my bitter soul within
La, you, a tough man,
likest being scuff'd, man,
stomach never stuff'd, man,
thy chest ever puff'd, man,
I am that foul kind,
make thy mother howl kind,
make thy lover scowl kind,
know thy father's growl kind,
I am that cruel wretch
methinks thy power to be good,
yet you own not my personhood,
marry, play thy role if you would,
i play thine animal
my mother joins the chorus with my voice,
but to this tune she'll join it not,
for if she read the verse,
woe to the men i've got
La, you, a tough man,
likest being scuff'd, man,
stomach never stuff'd, man,
thy chest ever puff'd, man,
I am that foul kind,
make thy mother howl kind,
make thy lover scowl kind,
know thy father's growl kind,
I am that cruel wretch
I do my cruel work with ease
Soapcookies this is AMAZING thank you
@@chopz0895 i tried my best
Best lyrics yet thank you
The best lyrics. Someone sing this for us!
@@biancabrooks280 if I had the means, I'd do it myself
When it's 1429 and you conquer half of France but you're stopped by a village girl: "Why doth I heareth the chanson of the lords?"
or perhaps '"Pourquoi j'entends la Chanson des Seigneurs?"
@@trisblackshaw1640 no, you're right, Joanne d'Arc was betrayed by the French Burgundians themselves, not captured by the English.
Boss music goes mediaeval on his ass
@@starship4282 The brits always insist that the bishop of Joan's trial was French too, as if Cauchon was not one of their agents they sent to burn a maiden at the stake.
@@starship4282 France was in no way linked to Burgundy, Burgundy was an independent state trying to conquer Paris. Their Goal was to take the French Throne; in a way Burgundy was the remnants of Middle Francia from the split up of Charlamenge's empire which lead to West, Middle and East Francia becoming countries.
Queen: Who hath come to play for me today in hopes to court me so we might wed?
Squire: A Bard named William of Eilish your highness?
Queen: Bring forth this Bill the Bard.
That wouldth be confusing when the maiden Eilish hadth been revealed
at first when i saw "queen" I thought you meant the band😭
I’m implying that the queen is immediately wooed by Billie Eilish.
@@channeldefunkt9581 the court of the queen shalln't want Lady Eilish to wed the queen
Squire: it is not allowed, you may not court Lady William of Eilish.
Queen: Send this man to the gallows, I am the queen and I shall do what I do please, and this maiden pleases me.
William of the clan Eilish: I resent the life I bear
Fourteen year old maidens: Tis indeed a topic in which stirs up quite the rueful emotions
This comment deserves more likes
I see what you did with William, and I appreciate it
🤣🤣
This is so creative, I love it
It's soooo good ?! Sounds like king's supper that lasted a bit too long by now and everyone's drunk as heck
Naybody:
Naybody at all:
Light’rally not a yielding spirit:
13th century squires at thy local tavern:
14 year old lass art dancing onto this ballad
Naybody:
Naybody at all:
Me: Get the foock out with this "nobody, absolutely nobody" bullshite.
Huzzah!
A Well arranged jest!
Well jest, Sir Man at Curry
Thou speak such fine medieval.
Yeah, I was asking for this exactly almost immediately. I wanted no lyrics, and I wanted no lyrics + medieval for D&D.
I am an unpleasant chap
That sounds like the Victorian version
White shirt anon red, mine own bloody nose
sleepin', thou art on thy tippy toes
creepin' 'round liketh nay one knoweth
bethink thou art so criminal
bruises on both mine own hams f'r thee
sayeth not thanketh thee 'r prithee
i doth what i wanteth at which hour i'm wanting to
mine own soul? so cynical
so thou art a tough guy
liketh t very much rough guy
just can't receiveth enow guy
chest at each moment so puff'd guy
i'm yond lacking valor typeth
maketh thy mama depress'd typeth
maketh thy girlfriend nimble-footed tight
might seduce thy father typeth
i'm the lacking valor guy, duh
i'm the lacking valor guy
i liketh t at which hour thee taketh controleth
coequal if 't be true thee knoweth yond thee
not owneth me, i'll alloweth thee playeth the role
i'll beest thy animal
mine own mommy likes to singeth 'long with me
but the lady wonneth't singeth this song
if 't be true the lady reads all the lyrics
the lady'll pity the men i knoweth
so thou art a tough guy
liketh t very much rough guy
just can't receiveth enow guy
chest at each moment so puff'd guy
i'm yond lacking valor typeth
maketh thy mama depress'd typeth
maketh thy girlfriend nimble-footed tight
might seduce thy father typeth
i'm the lacking valor guy, duh
i'm the lacking valor guy, duh
i'm only valorous at being lacking valor, lacking valor
i liketh at which hour thee receiveth nimble-footed
i guesseth i'm quaint fain yond thou art high-lone
thee hath said the lady's afeard of me?
i cullionly, i seeth not what the lady sees
but haply t's 'cause i'm wearing thy cologne
i'm a lacking valor guy
i'm, i'm a lacking valor guy
lacking valor guy, lacking valor guy
i'm a lacking valor
You all deserve a community of your own, all of you mediaeval band of merry music makers
Thank you, although I think I just broke my tongue😂😂😂👍🏻
Maketh thy lady love nimble footed typeth 🤣
Huzzah!
What a Sound! What a prose!
May the pest never grace thine doorstep!
Bard Eiliesh maketh sonnets for young maidens who believe they cause wretched chaos and devil worshipping yet fear speaking to the village farmers
Since we're in a plague, we must party and live like it's the plague
When the princess was raised by a tyrannical king. "Woe to thy prince who shall take thyne hand."
Cornelius Link wants you to be the Robin to his Batman
When Jeanne de Arc is fed up being accused as witch:
This seems like something you would hear in the dishonored soundtrack.
GREETINGS FROM MEDIEVAL ITALY
When the *Badass Emo Tomboy* in your Dnd campaign walks in a Tavern
Perhaps thee could compose "We art number one"?
Imagine if we had the power to time travel just for people to take the chance to play these versions of modern songs.
I love the clapping. It really ties it all together and (quite literally) makes it slap.
That's some great work
Thank you!
This is just beautiful. It feels CRAFTED, not automaticly generated through midi files like some other medieval covers. It has this organic, great feeling to it. Kudos to you.
These medieval covers are what we need in these uncertain times lol
This cover is so fucking insane, congrats for the work
I've been asking for a version without lyrics since the day it dropped. I started asking for a medieval style cover after about a month or so. I play a lot of D&D, and this is super useful and what I wanted. lol
I'm so happy to have found this today.
Now just put it on a loop! 10 hours!
I uploaded this about 6 month ago🙂 RUclips algorithm is really weird
@@ConstantineBard Yeah, I saw that. It's crazy! Like, I searched RUclips and Google separately for this. I wonder if I searched just before the video went live by just a few days, or maybe even a few hours. lol
That would track with my usual day to day luck.
I can imagine this being a low level enemy battle music in a fantasy game
you guys damn started a new genre trend on RUclips
now it sounds like something straight out of BBC's Sherlock
If finger snaps were accompanied in the song sounds a little like a 1940s detective sneaking music
*When the Princess wants to join an Adventurer guild*
Witches love this melody, My fellow knights and I often find them listening to it before we capture them and drown them in the forest lakes.
We need more cover like that
Me: Sirrah, lend unto me the cord of aux
My brother: Thou hadst best not play rubbish
Me:
underrated as hell dude, I'm subscribing
Awesome. 👏
This sounds great for medieval times.
Actually better than the original.
this sounds like something you listen to while you ride out to battle to claim your enemy's throne
good job!
btw, like imitation of mv style on the pic
Really good
YES
The Plague be hitting hard these days
When chaotic evil dwarven bard rolls into tavern:
Last time I heard something this fire was when the Mongols lit my roof
Aaand it's going in my D&D combat music playlist.
Wow
Excellent
Years later I'm still awestruck
Thankyou x
There were 69 comments but I had to ruin it (not noice) because I had to say how much I loved this. It's a vibe
highly underrated content on yt, thanks :)
would love to see more of your work
I am subscribing because this pal deserve it
Tis a banger!!
Прикольно!
This almost slaps more than the original! How?
I know it's supposed to be a medieval adaption, but some parts sound like they belong in the background of an enjoyable and campy murder mystery show
We will be watching your career with great interest
Say thou are a bad squire
Like really really tough squire
"I'm the Bard Guy."
Maketh a girl my bride typeth
Maketh love with a maiden typeth
Maketh a maiden lose her head typeth
I'm the bad king
Duh
Her Ladyship Wilhelmina von Eilish hath blessed us with another wondrous ballad
Billie Eilish have to hear it weoonn!!
how a talent Constantine!!! you do this cool music!!??
Love the fact that I was the 666th subscriber to this channel. Keep rocking on
May I make a 1 hour version?
Sure, but leave the link to my channel, please
@@ConstantineBard of course I will the credit is all yours!
the chorus do sound much like the Klezmer of the Hebrew, I am in awe.
Класс, мне понравилось!
Everybody trying to get a foot in on this badly-named bardcore genre haha.
I mean I'm totally stoked to see these medieval covers of songs for sure!! I'm obsessed with the music and everything from that era! There are just more and more people popping up after Cornelius Link made his coffin dance cover hehe
Great rebec 'fiddling' work on this! 😊
'Twas a calm spring noon, when Marchis Guillemine d'Ailise came forth, escaping from the pyres of the revolution, barely avoiding the fate of her many royal pretenders. She recorded her many experiences with the weak nobles that had claimed greatness, but failed miserably when it came to gallivanting.
These were the experiences that encouraged her to fight for equality, earning her the title "Rebel amongst Royals".Truly a masterpiece.
Omg yes Bardcore 👏
If I will have my coronation I will use this
Eu amo vocês!! Estou muito feliz que descobrir essas versões, agora minhas madrugadas vão ser muito melhores.
omg. all of it is super amazing
Выпью за это кружку доброго эля!
2:03 would make for a pretty decent Sherlock Holmes theme.
Epic
The art's kinda sick
Super cool.
With the resurgence of medieval style music, it's to warn us of the coming future lol....
Amazing!
This makes me think of the colour of magic
I bought tickets
At extraordinary cost
For my daughter's first live concert.
Dame Billie of stylish
Covid decided otherwise....
BUT!!!!
She LOVES this, as I do
We thank you
X
Isso é muito bom! Dá vontade de passar horas e horas ouvindo!!!
obrigado!
Me recuerda a la banda sonora de Sherlock Holmes! :D
I just found out what bardcore is and it's amazing ❤️
Dopeee
Is this going to be on the CK3 soundtrack?
Cool !
This is how Jeanne Alter born
very divine sir
Now I'm imaging a EMO bard Nooooooo!
Btw at 1:04 it sounds really epic idk why just like some battle music?
♥️♥️♥️
Coming Fall 2022
5 D&D lovers get suckered in their beloved board game as their fearsome leader rolled 20 in the first swing with his recently acquired 'El Dorado' dice set. Now, trapped in the world they created for 20 years, a noble orc knight, a dashing rouge, a reformed paladin draped in the arts of thievery, a master archer and the chosen one (tm) have to find their way home. The problem? In this world, they're.... THE... BARD.... GUYS. *cue bardcore trailer*
*WOW*
May I request a Still D.R.E cover?
Thee has't forsooth, thou create thy most wondrous sonnet. Maketh to thee, artist!
Awsome
It be not a temporary state of mine mind, mother.
Wow, you made me like this song.
Witchcraft.
This ties with the steampunk version.
*The cruel lad*