My Neighbor Stole My Bike
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 8 сен 2024
- Go to Surfshark.deal... and use promo code RUSTY to get 85% off a 2-year plan and three extra months free.
COMIC BOOK IndieGogo ► igg.me/at/Requ...
MERCH ► teespring.com/...
WEBSITE ► www.RustyCage.tv
PATREON ► / rustycage
TWITTER ► / realrustycage
BANDCAMP ► rustycage.band...
FACEBOOK ► / rustycagemusic
INSTAGRAM ► / rustycage666
SOUNDCLOUD ► / rustycagemusic
HEY! I got a new comic book coming out. Check it out igg.me/at/Requiem3
6 likes lol
Edit: 11 likes lol
Edit: 12 likes lol
Edit: 14 likes lol
Edit: 15 likes lol
Edit: 20 likes lol
Edit: 21 likes lol
Edit I'm not gonna bother to make more edits to this comment everytime the likes on Rusty's one increases
@dwightfairfieldfollowing
@@icecoldos i argee
Rusty, you dont have to say on every video
Should've just let her keep the bike, because the total happiness in the world would've increased.
Shen: Bike Cuck
Rusty: Bike CHAD
Got a cigarette I could borrow
Imagine using that form of ethics, greek word for duty ethics gang rise up
Oh hello senpai.
U mean drug use?
Where did the family go? What is their empty house like? Has the daughter been permitted to shower yet? The mystery deepens. Please legally investigate
Omg nerd city! Can you do a content cop with Idubbbz?
A
Mostly where did the coronavirus song go? Deleted already?
Oh gosh
Ah! Fancy seein' you here
Rusty's gf: What are you doing?
Rusty, wearing a red wig and mankini with green screen: Nothing
WhatTheHeckIs Zat I think it was his front door
Judging by the color of that wig, I wouldn't be too surprised if his gf dyed it.
@@fishboi7425 it was green screen
@@fishboi7425 it's his green screen, since if he showed his opened front door, The internet can easily find where he lived
Chronicle Zombie that’s why I was worried. Also
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. 4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness. 5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning-the first day.
6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” 7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning-the second day.
9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 13 And there was evening, and there was morning-the third day.
14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 16 God made two great lights-the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fourth day.
20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 23 And there was evening, and there was morning-the fifth day.
24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
27 So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”
29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground-everything that has the breath of life in it-I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.
31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning-
When she asked for a cigarette, you should’ve pulled out that “F you” cigarette box you made a couple years ago.
What vid
@@monk0113 just search up "rusty cage cigarette box"
@@Space_Pencil Correction:
The F-Off Cigarette Pack
@@ElmerTheLegoGeek I searched that up and the second thing that showed up was “Inmate kills cellmate and hides the body without guards noticing!”
Moral of the story: don't live in Florida.
I love northern florida. It's where I am from but yes. Living there can be fucking stressful
I live in england
Andy Mendivil
Yep....
It’s true..
Lol. Upper middle class families. Avoid those things. Nice gated suburbs here.
@@tac6532 bless you
I'm ur neighbor and i'd like to say the bike tasted good while I had it
@jaydon new ok
ok *boomer*
@@monokumaultimate.8319 you really got me there
yeah, but it needed some relish.
@@csturgis WAYY more relish.
My Neighbor can steal my Lamborghini
BUT MY BIKE?!
_I'm gonna have to go John Wick mode on that one_
Lol
Dude my bike is a bit nice now and it’s customized and it took a lot of money and I would fuck there shit up if they stole it
Duchi you can steal my Bugatti, you can steal my guns, you can steal the dead bodies I have in my basement
But
Don’t
Touch
My
Bike
"I wasnt pissed when it was stolen"
"oh i was PISSED"
He said he was pissed just because she invaded his privacy.
Rusty wasn't pissed because his bike was stolen, he was pissed because she hopped his fence into his private property
669 likes.... i can't like this comment.... oh why zeus?
He wasn’t pissed he was PISSED
Lmao
Other RUclipsrs when doing a story-time video: "Yeah, guys, you're gonna have to trust my word on this that it happened."
Rusty when he does a story-time video: "I have recorded audio evidence that my crackhead neighbour stole my bike. Oh and some drunk guy shouting about how tired he is."
Not Wick that’s so fucking true!!!
I thought i was the only one listening to it
@@fn_frmdaK 🤨
We stan a credible king.
Yeah one of the only people on YT (not saying that all are bad it’s just why should we believe them with no flipping evidence!)
The slim jim jacket killed me.
*Just what I wanted*
@@RGZ1 I just realized this comment is three months old and is still getting attention
Neighbour: steals bike
Also neighbour: U gOt A fUcKiNg CiGaReTtE
*steals.
Well damn. They edited the mistake out of their comment...
@@Relyt2442 woop de do
IDK Productions 😂😂😂
I thought it was an aluminum bike
ReLyt 2442 lol beat you to it
Why does this whole thing seem like a Red Redemption Dead 2 side questline.
Why do you look like a younger rusty
Ah red redemption dead my favorite game franchise
Most of his story's sound like side quests or random encounters
It so does as well
Rusty needs more Raid Shadow legends sponsors to live somewhere other than the crackhead houses
Skipps dont forget the free epic champion and the roadmap
Lol he lost the sponsor xD
Skipps
He’s in Florida there’s no escape
N O R A I D
@@sylviavanewijk8831
N O R A I D...
N O R a i D...
N O R D...
This video is sponsored by Nord VPN!
8:08
"Florida man gets jailed for having his bike stolen"
Funny.
Hey look enjoy your hundredth like lmao.
"Hard working people don't steal bikes to get to work."
CJ would like to have a word with you.
Rusty Cage is a living slice of life comic book character.
Change my mind.
No
He's not
No
he is not in a comic book, idiot.
Yea
Anyone else love rusty’s stories
Jrdn your*
Ye boi
Uhhh yea that’s why I’m watching them
He’s been doing a lot more stories lately
But he makes them more interesting
good
stories*
NEXT THING YOU KNOW HE ANIMATES THEM
@@_Jose77 i would love him to animate in his style
"Uh, excuse me lil homie you got some money i could have?"
I felt it
9:35
For a meth head, that’s some pretty dope handwriting
Dope LITERALLY
@@sulferic ba dum tss
Don't let this distract you from the fact that Mr krabs sold spongebobs soul for 62 cents
*huh?*
Just like the number like I am to this comment.
Everybody, take a moment to vibe to the intro song
The song at the start was epic.
its from mike tyson punch out from nes
@@Don_Rodrigo44 yee
Doc louis stole my bike
Neighbor-word stole my bike
Punch out
Wow, Rusty was surprisingly spot on with the impression.
Honestly for me this is more entertaining then someone stabbing their hand with a knife so more story time
The funniest thing is that he actually recorded everything
69 likes lmao
" *never* live next to a meth head " - I'll keep that advice in mind, thanks Rusty.
“You have cigarette I can borrow?”
Boredom Dad if you return them
🚬
When you come back with the milk you promised to buy when I was 3
Boredom Dad yeah
You got a burger I can borrow?
I don’t know what it is about your “story” videos but they’re more engaging than anything I’ve seen in a similar format on RUclips. Feels more like I’m listening to a good storyteller in person rather than half-watching a video comprised of sensationalized facts with nothing between them. Thanks for all the great content, Rusty.
Rusty: So I wasn't really pissed
Also Rusty: And I was PISSED
Haha fune profile picture
Rusty:what am I going to do, Rob them back.
Me: stolen slushy machine part 2
Just finished requiem of the crazies as I asked my parents for it for Christmas. Such a good comic man. I'm getting the second one when I next get money
The ring breaker ping pong
Naltddesha ding dong
Andrew Hisey ting tong
Cling clong
Thanus bing bong
"N*gga stole my bike" is the real song my guys
nice
I was wondering how many people knew the meme.
Gutz____ link lmfao
ruclips.net/video/iL7nX9W3aOU/видео.html
Love Owen benjamin
Rusty: I wasnt pissed when it was stolen
Also Rusty: I was PISSED
I love the “Ni**a Stole My Bike” reference
“I don’t just read the Bible, I understand and cOmPrEhEnD it” -Rusty’s cracked out neighbor.
As if Rusty himself isnt cracked out lmao
Best FUCKING comment
It starts about here... 7:12
At least we know Rusty has beef with his neighbors
When Rusty's neighbor sees his bike: it's free real estate
I had got my bike back..
"I didn't want it anyway"
Me: "wth"
If he didn't get his bike back then he might lose more stuff
Yeah..,
He was just mad that the neighbor snuck into his house. He never cared about the bike but he did care about his home’s security
It's about principles, not allowing yourself to be a doormat scared of conflicting with those who would do you wrong.
Dang, i haven't thought of the neighbour stole my bike in a while.
00:45 this explains your inspiration for Requiem of the Crazies
7:15 you nailed the imitation of her voice. I'm impressed.
Someone tried to steal my bike, too bad for them they didn't realize that I'd taken the bolts off the front wheel.
Ain't that about right:
"You're going to hell for telling on me for stealing that bike!"
First simian jimmy steals your backround music, and now this?!
2:22 i can just see Rusty popping his head outside for a split second and retreating back inside ever so slowly
The mother was likely Simian Jimmy in desguise
How weird. The neighbor and the daughter have the same tattoos as him. Coincidence? I think not
He was pretending to be the neighbors cuz he can't just force neighbors to appear in a video just so he can tell a story. Plus the neighbor and her daughter already left as he said so he couldn't possibly get them on camera
@@somi.3712 yes. I know. It was a joke.
Rachel Blub Blub chill
Woooooooooooosh
@@oofer4522 r/woooshwithfouro
Rusty: "I wasn't really that pissed when she stole it."
Also Rusty: "I was PISSED!"
“You got a cigarette I can borrow”
Just promise you wont steal my bike
1:06
Rusty Cage just wants a quiet life...
I was confused but then he said this was all in Florida so it makes sense lol everyone a crackhead there lol
I was watching it thinking Huh... no shit, I didn't know he lived in NJ. I seen shit like this play out time and time again.
"YOU MUST'VE SMOKED SO MUCH CRACK YOU FORGOT" 🤣🤣 I know I'm going to hell for laughing but jesus christ
No one goes to hell for laughing at crackheads and tweakers. Even god is laughing with you.
Imagine using drugs (this comment was made by the well Disciplined children gang)
Imagine going to heaven ( post made by the souls in hell
Nobody:
Methheads: **steals the bike of an edge Lord**
Logan you got a cigar I can borrow
0:36
Saw him out of the corner of my eye and thought he was Markiplier.
😆
I need the full version of neighbor stole my bike
MVReaper_XL ok bro
0:45 is the best impression of every homeless person in my area.
I've had a similar experience, say
Was the daughter named Virginia?
Say do you live in Mcalester? Just wondering?
@@memelord937 nah
Imagine if it was the same person, lmao.
Rusty kinda looks like his neighbour
Just a little
Hmm...
I wonder why. XD
Yea I can see that 😂
It was 100 likes and now it's 101.
"Omg is this segway to like Nord VPN or Dashlane? my man z list edgy RUclipsr get a good brand deal?"
"Which brings me to today's sponsor, SurfShark"
"Wait what who tf is that?"
The person who stole the bike probably thought this was Africa where we eat bikes.
Rusty looks like a tired lesbian conservative woman.
GameSpace plural?
*woman
GameSpace sorry. All these people online keep using bad grammar.
@@raptionman Every educated person becomes a grammar nazi at least for a little while.
Oliver Knowles Thanks for understanding.
I love how much effort you put in to these little green screen skits
Rusty: *Lives in Florida
Me: 😳 *knocking on his door
Yo could you borrow his cigarette for me?
Plot twist: the bike was a paid actor
Also, why do you have two good quality wigs?
His girlfriend is a cosplayer, so he probably borrowed them from her.
Sofia Garcia that is an accurate and probable, yet disappointing answer
@@dook6666 honestly. I'd like to see a cosplayer Rusty.
Sofia Garcia it would be amazing
@@dook6666 I don't know who he'd cosplay as but it'd be incredible lol
I love the way Rusty's videos and albums put us in this strange, grimy world.
that advertisement transition was as smooth the butter on my croissant.
I had a similar situation. So glad I moved into a neighborhood that doesn't have this issues.
Hey there cletus bring me that bike over here we starving back when I was with my mi ma if we where hungry we ate bikes
I was laughing because of the video, and then I looked at your profile picture, and now I think I broke something in my mouth
Hello Hitler Jackson
Again, you made a flamingo and quackity reference why did you delete the first comment
@@fli753 wdym
@@Korbol_ yes makes sense
Bruh, never thought i would see mid-ads on RustyCage video again...
“You have a cigarette I could borrow?” Dude. You don’t borrow a cig. You
can’t smoke it and return it in the condition it was in before use XD
2:43 LeaVE Me alOnE Kimm
I bet Rusty lives near Kanye West
@Elijah Vowels yesss😂
I think rusty cage should join the voice he's really good at music and singing
1:42
"Ma mamas bein such a beeitch raigh naow."
I love rusty cause he is always honest about his feelings. If something pisses him off he lets people know.
Lmao that was the most smooth transition into an ad I've ever seen
last time i was this early, my mom was giving birth to me
ruclips.net/video/O7OSV8iP8bs/видео.html lmao
Lawng Cawk thanks
Lawng Cawk >:O
@@lawngcawk5774 thanks my little sister was in the room when I clicked that link
@@lawngcawk5774 thank you so much sir. You just made my day.
I rlly liked the song, “Write Me A Letter” and allot of ur other songs, can u please make more?
I think for his music situation he is currently making more hip hop with instrumentals.
Rusty: my neighbors are crazy and keep invading my property one even stole my bike
Me: So anyway I started blasting
And I took a trip down to Gunther guns to get a spare.
00:00 There is an animal in the tree, scouting rusty's house to invade it probably !
We need a full release of Neighbor Stole My Bike! I love Mike Tyson's Punchout, and I love that your neighbor stole your bike even more!
“Every docile action, distraction from our passion”
Hey Rusty I just bought your avian Crux hoodie and as soon as I put it on I loved it I don’t think I’ve taken the hoodie off take my word random person scrolling through the comments buy his merch
It's only been a minute but the music is darn jam-i-cal.
You're the second best story-time youtuber! But you can never beat the queen, Tana Mongeau.
i love how other people are like : "oh yeah this TOTALLY happened" and rustys just like : "heres some audio from this crazy shit"
Why did he put the wig on when he could have dyed his hair pink again
8:01
Of course it's Florida...
I even live in Florida lmao
3:32 hE LeFt tHe dOoR oPeN
I definitely want to listen more that “Neighbor Stole My Bike” song! Hope it comes out!
Me: "Why is this guy building a guillotine?"
*See's this old video*
Me: "It's time to build a guillotine."
4:50 "I doubt there are bands of thieving lockpickers roaming around"
This aged well
"IM FUGGIN TIED IM OLD AND TIRED" then sleep den bud
Someone needs to upload the song that played at the start.
Someone needs to upload the electro version of his background music that Mumkey stole. If you don't know about that version. It appears on these vids of him:
Sardine Soda (At the end)
How To Troll The Internet
How Do You Do Fellow Kids
I Caught A Home Invader (At the Raycon sponsorship section and at the end)
I was literally just questioning seconds ago whether or not Rusty freaked me out and was creepy, but this video proved him to be a fine human being. Subscribed
It's been about 3 years since I've seen one of your videos nice to see youtube hasn't destroyed your entire youtube channel keep up the good content
4:00 killed me
I disagree with anyone who says he should just of let her keep it. I've lived near people like this, I've found that if you give something for nothing they'll generally treat you like a free meal ticket and give you no respect.
Now we know where he gets his inspiration for the comics he makes😂
I need more of the "neighbor stole my bike" theme song set to the sexy tunes of mike tysons punchout!!!
XD "hey little homeie you got some money i can have" *closes door* "witch!"