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"If you don't look at it it'll go away" I can assure you that this trick will not help because my parents have been saying that for 16 years but I'm still around...
I'm a Starbucks barista and the amount of times I've thought to myself "if you don't look at them... They'll go away" every time a customer walks up is unbelievable. It's like all Batista's have the same negative thoughts 🤣
Having just tried out a new shampoo I felt personally attacked at 6:14, but I straight up busted out laughing at the "stings the nostrils" line. AMAZING roleplay as always.
his videos are so cinematic. the lighting and the microphone are so good, and the pronunciation of some words is so suitable for ASMR. this is fantastic!!
i love that your rude personalities are different! some are just grumpy, some are pretentious, and i really enjoy the variation. you really dig deep with this sort of stuff and it's really cool :)
As a starbucks batista I can only say that I wish I could talk to guests this way. You don't know retail horror until you have either worked black Friday or worked at a busy starbucks.
For some reason, the ridiculous pricing gives me major tingles. Like I could just listen to someone checking out my shopping and telling me that the apple in my bag will cost me $50 like that's totally normal or a bargain
Plot twist: RolePlay Ryan is talking to Real world Ryan and the reason he bought the items from the video is to go home and make another Rude Starbucks barista role play
I just HAD to come and get insulted in a soothing manner from none other than the world's rudest Starbucks cashier. Lol thanks Ryan, keep those insults coming bruh!
“Get out. Of my store” and “if you don’t get out of my store in the next 10 minutes, I will punch you in the face” made me giggle 😂😂 being a Uk Starbucks worker - I totally get this - our store has a lot of these people 😂
Jojo: Assistant is named Debra💅 Ryan: Assistant is named Debra✨ Apparently if your name is Debra, you are legally obligated to participate in an asmr 1 star⭐️ role play. 🫖
Idk if anyone else has caught this but the 4th July reference comes from The Super 53 Coach role play he did a couple years back If I’m not mistaken lol😭😭😭
I am always so excited to see what you come up with next LOL and I love the acting as always great video.. 👍 😁💙💙 omg I'm cracking up ryan!!! Hahahaha NO THATS JUST FINE REMIND ME TO FORGET TO PAY YOU. HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed throughout this whole thing!!!! Thank you so much!!
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Omg so talented
Your the best asmrist
Asmr Ryan you should colab with Asmr Gibi and make a video
You should do another video with her
He kinda did with. I think he was in her asmr bee movie
as someone who works at starbucks, this is 100% how an old employee used to act before she got fired, i swear
oh my god hahaha well i guess i should just wait and see if i get fired xD
@@TheASMRRyan 😂 probably!
Ig 😆
Cap
@@nautikient2151 huh?
Never thought someone being rude to me would be so calming.
If Karen's start doing ASMR........
First time kid?
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@@daviddobrik1377 literally no one cares
I! Know! Right!
"If you don't look at it it'll go away"
I can assure you that this trick will not help because my parents have been saying that for 16 years but I'm still around...
damn bro im srry to hear that
Uhh 😬 that sucks
Thats common
Bess! You’re! heart!
@@jadamccarrell6395 *Bless *your
Ryan: whats your favorite color?
Me: green
Ryan: *gags*
Me: you have to wear it all day
ooooo you got me there haha
that’s probably why the guys so rude, he’s wearing a colour he hates.
that was clean ngl
*Ryan you’re SO talented. You could honestly be an actor. But I wouldn’t want that because you can’t ever stop making asmr videos 😂 I’d be lost*
lol exactly i love his videos
true, he's amazing
@Henry's Alt Well, if you have your real face on your videos too, pfp doesn't really seem too much of a stretch anymore
This is very different to normal acting
i don’t know. we need to see more range
ryan: hey Debra? did you take out the trash
ryan: you did take out the trash? (points at screen) well you forgot to.
me: *well aint that lovely*
Bess! You’re! Heart!
@@daviddobrik1377 shut. up.
how kind of me :)
@@TheASMRRyan i mean your not wrong
@Ezequiel Castanon thank you ill make sure to make that mistake again
“Hot, cold”
“Warm, toastie”
“Get out, of my store”
By far the best bit in my opinion
the best part was when he said "get out of my store .." while telling the story of the dragon coffee beans 😂😂😂😂
Me just wondering why the Starbucks barista is typing on a computer like he works in an office👁👄👁
I’m just wondering why your eyes are complete other sides of the screen.
@@crinklyonion1410 who hurt u
OMG I LOVE IT when he is rude or passive aggressive. Makes the ASMR video 100x more entertaining.
✨Timestamp✨
00:00 - ✨Introduction ✨
01:48 - ✨Taking your Order✨
02:05 - ✨Dragon Coffee Beans ✨
04:42 - ✨ Starbucks Gum✨
06:48 - ✨ Pink Drink✨
09:06 - ✨Matcha Green Latte✨
11:55 - ✨ Mocha Cookie Crumble✨
15:31 - ✨Blueberry Muffin ✨
18:39 -✨ Checkout and Payment
20:35 - ✨ Goodbye ✨
Thx :D
We appreciate you 😌
@@Lestifer ♥️
@@momslayer2194 welcome enjoyy♥️
thanks but there was already timestamps in the video
“If you don’t look at it they will go away”
Me: That won’t me make unexist
Yes... yes “that won’t me make unexist”
I'm a Starbucks barista and the amount of times I've thought to myself "if you don't look at them... They'll go away" every time a customer walks up is unbelievable. It's like all Batista's have the same negative thoughts 🤣
Ryan is the only asmrtist who GENUINELY makes me laugh out loud.
Listen to this while doing homework...
It's absolutely groundbreaking...
Thanks for reminding me about homework
Having just tried out a new shampoo I felt personally attacked at 6:14, but I straight up busted out laughing at the "stings the nostrils" line. AMAZING roleplay as always.
Legit reading your comment and coincidentally I’m also on that part and it just scares the shit out of me
“It’s complex
It’s herbal
It’s Starbucks”
- Ryan March 1st 2021
his videos are so cinematic. the lighting and the microphone are so good, and the pronunciation of some words is so suitable for ASMR. this is fantastic!!
Ryan is like the only person that can be extremely rude but than extremely nice from video to video and be able to pull it off perfectly
Imagine if someone came in there and said “I like you” LMAO I WOULD BE SCARED TO SEE WHAT HE SAYS
don't you dare haha
i love that your rude personalities are different! some are just grumpy, some are pretentious, and i really enjoy the variation. you really dig deep with this sort of stuff and it's really cool :)
I love these types of role plays because you just casually roast companies 😭 like at 5:09 💀
Plot twist: the rude employee catches feelings for us 😂
these are actually so nice because i sympathize with him so much. i wish i could act like this with customers sometimes
POV: you're actually Ryan's ex who wont stop showing up to his job to harass him and make his day miserable. (This has happened to me)
The line "you're a preschooler" makes this comment so much cursed
@@tinuvielx look at his profile picture too lmao
@@OhKaiizer i hope that's a family member
@@tinuvielx sike, you thought
It's my nephew calm down Epstein
"Kokomodo Dragon"
Was that on purpose or did he actually forget how to say "Komodo"? 😂
I was thinking the same thing. 🤣
I mean.. his has a cooler sound to it, ngl.
@@devinchandler3000 True, true
it seems to be a recurring thing for him to butcher words in his rude rps lol
His voice is deeper and it is so relaxing 😍✨
Yet another video and still doesn’t disappoint
Love you bro
I love how you add humor into your asmr videos
As a starbucks batista I can only say that I wish I could talk to guests this way. You don't know retail horror until you have either worked black Friday or worked at a busy starbucks.
Half the time I can’t tell if he’s being passive aggressive, just straight forward rude, or slightly nice with a bit of attitude.
For some reason, the ridiculous pricing gives me major tingles. Like I could just listen to someone checking out my shopping and telling me that the apple in my bag will cost me $50 like that's totally normal or a bargain
Bro Saw you in the bee movie. Niiice job bro. Proud of ya!
oh father ryan you’ve blessed us yet again with arrogant beauty disgusted in green serving coffee
hahaha so happy to help!
Love getting the notification that you posted!!!
It feels great to have someone to wish good night before we go to sleep. Good night!🌙💤
“If you don’t get out of my store in ten minutes I will punch you in the face...twice” When I tell you I started dying 😂🤚
He’s even got the Starbucks coffees Ryan, you’re going above and beyond
Ryan I love your videos your one of the best you tubers out there I love your purge videos too stay safe in this pandemic bro
1:29 we actually held up the line for 22 minutes! he was being generous
Omg! I haven’t felt these kinda tingles in a long time! I love this!!🤎🤎
loved this vid ryan 😂😭 these roleplays are the best
Why are your asmr videos so relaxing even in rude role plays
HOW R YOU SO GOOD AT ACTING IM DYING OF LAUGHTER RN
Your content is getting better every day👍
I feel like this Starbucks is so exclusive that you have to schedule an appointment to buy coffee. Idk great Asmr vid tho keep up the good work
why do I always find these rude roleplays so funny lmfao
already chuckling the first minute lmfao
YESS RYAN IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
Lol when he’s trying to roast you but really is roasting starbucks
Plot twist: RolePlay Ryan is talking to Real world Ryan and the reason he bought the items from the video is to go home and make another Rude Starbucks barista role play
Ryan: Do you like strawberries 🍓
Me: I’m allergic 🤢🤮
Ryan: ✨ Perfect ✨
Me: I- i....ok 😐
I just HAD to come and get insulted in a soothing manner from none other than the world's rudest Starbucks cashier. Lol thanks Ryan, keep those insults coming bruh!
Was going to bed until I saw that you had uploaded and was like sleep can wait for now
Ryan is an absolute legend
Him: drinks from my cup.
Me: *thinks about the virus* heh heh I'm in danger 😃
Nothing better than listening to asmr Ryan to go to sleep
In class rn do work and this popped up I’m having a hard time denying
“Get out. Of my store” and “if you don’t get out of my store in the next 10 minutes, I will punch you in the face” made me giggle 😂😂 being a Uk Starbucks worker - I totally get this - our store has a lot of these people 😂
Hey Ryan love the vids been watching them for 2 years
ryan straight up dissin starbucks
And you’re still going... props to you mate
Yay, you posted 🥺🥰
GREAT WORK ON THE BEE MOVIE RYAN CHAD WAS AWAKENED WHEN YOU GOT THE PART
ryan how do you just know exactly when i need you to post? it’s like magic i love it 🥰
Dude you are the best asmrtist in the world I honestly mean it I fell asleep in seconds thank you so much
You know there of good character when they keep forgetting to be rude 😂😂
The mocha cookie crumbly sounds heavenly
I laughed sheepishly when he said "if you don't get outta my shop I'll punch you in the face twice"
Im finally early- it was about time fam
I like how this made me download the Starbucks app
Why do i feel like this is the rude waiter after he was fired from dorsia he then got a job at Starbucks, love the content btw and the bee movie too
Watching these and being very allergic to coffee is a pretty funny trip.
“If you don’t look at it, it’ll go away.”
This is my logic with my little sister- 90% effective
I never knew that I could be cursed out and fall asleep to it
The legend is back
thanks for helping me sleep ryan!
It’s interesting that you had no background but great video of course Ryan!
Jojo: Assistant is named Debra💅
Ryan: Assistant is named Debra✨
Apparently if your name is Debra, you are legally obligated to participate in an asmr 1 star⭐️ role play. 🫖
Idk if anyone else has caught this but the 4th July reference comes from The Super 53 Coach role play he did a couple years back If I’m not mistaken lol😭😭😭
hahahaha YES!!!! i love when people catch the little nods i put in here and there
Awesome video I love how I fell asleep crying
When Ryan said welcome to the bucks of stars I was in tears 🤣
I like the rude asmr the best lol ur hilarious! 10/10 job 🌟
I love this starbucks asmr 💕💕
Those eyebrows are on point 😳🙏
The Rude Acting is so amazing ‼️‼️🔥
We love the subtle poem while reading the story lol
Another great video keep up the great work Ryan!
Who loves to drink Starbucks here.
Not me!
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Me!
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The amount of sarcasm that was coming from my brain 🤣
i'm a barista and i got the notification when this video dropped and showed all my co workers lmfao
21:37 after dealing with a rude customer at work
Favourite type of videos :)
Starbucks is quite dark, haha loved the vid thanks Ryan!!! 😊😊
This has to be one of my favourite role plays 😝
why is no one talk about how perfect his t shirt fit is
I didn't know starbucks sold GUM
I work there and neither did I...
I am always so excited to see what you come up with next LOL and I love the acting as always great video.. 👍 😁💙💙 omg I'm cracking up ryan!!! Hahahaha NO THATS JUST FINE REMIND ME TO FORGET TO PAY YOU. HAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂 I laughed throughout this whole thing!!!! Thank you so much!!
Hasn't he done this three times now? And I LOVE IT
I saw you in bee movie and can I say I think you are great at acting oml
Ah yes the muffin tap, my favorite part of the totally legitimate starbucks experience 😁